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This is a link post Mini Man + Minigun + IPad Mini.
Don't know what the point is in buying stuff to shoot it up but there you go.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
Where I can buy this? xD
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post USA! USA! USA!
But fuck all that looks like fun
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same point as putting something in a blender to see if the blender will whizz it up.
The slo-mo stuff is interesting, but I could barely make out what that bloke was saying. It sounded like they got the most comprehensible short sentences and edited them together in staccato.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post *gets out blender, inserts penis*

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Result!

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post My penis won't fit in it :-(

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The reset hole should be more than spacious enough for you there shorty!

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Video shorts are all the new rage

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post i take back what i said... i am disappointed.
you criticize my driving skills, while you spinnin' that google money?
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 2:10, , Reply)
This is a link post People Having Fun at the Museum
sometimes you just need to mix a little pedestrian humor into the high-brow world of art :P
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Ouchy!
If you're gonna go prancing about in bare feet, you must expect this kind of thing.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, not watching that.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a Footlocker joke in there somewhere!
Also - OW!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post imobilieser isnt that good realy is it?

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post My dad would have pulled it out, slapped my 'side the head for being stupid and gave me a band-aid.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'd have given you Bob Geldof?

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hear Bob goes for cheap these days...

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not much work around for stinking hippies these days

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would be easier if you started your car by foot
I think I've discovered a 'life hack'
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Jimmy Savile chats up girls with yoghurt
With bonus paedo-yodelling action.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Dinosaurs and their biscuits song I made this!
To help you remember which dinosaur ate which biscuit.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post SPAM-CUNT!
a member for 7 years, 2 months and 15 days
has posted 20 messages on the main board
has posted 6 messages on the talk board
has posted 9 messages on the links board
(including 3 links)

This is like a visitation!

Great link also :)
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel like I need a CRB-check before interacting with you.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Baryonyx has got taste!!!
:D this is amazing, it answers everything.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this dinosaur and biscuit song and vid.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post This emphatically proves Intelligent Design; dinosaurs and McVities Luxury Selection boxes co-existed.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a link post This was like my dream when I was a kid.
I am slightly underwhelmed.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post They seem quite cool
but after a brief moment become obviously crap.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post That pretty much sums up everything
From an adult perspective.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'AUTOBOTS! transform and mince!'

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I want one
but mostly so I can take it apart and see how it works.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post And this is why you shouldn't have kids.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post and I've been putting in so much effort
trying to get pregnant as well
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't get your hand pregnant you know.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about the reverse?

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think the hand fits into the reverse side.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh such innocence

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like I told Bready, I don't need a "mentor", so quit asking.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post say!
does this smell like chloroform to you?
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not really, it smells more like fish.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damnit Herbs!
stop stealing my hankerchiefs!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember seeing those around when I was a kid
They were linked to the controls by wire and took like a minute to fully transform
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post so called "remote controlled" cars with link cables are in the top ten of my biggest all time dissapointments.
They practically ruined my child hood, then I got a Tamiya Black Cat, i think I got about about half an hours use out of it before I stacked it into a net post on a tennis court.

:(
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as bad as the dreaded 'Reverse and turn'
They were shit!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is true...
*cries*
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is how it begins...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS9sIwH0m8k
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Cthulhu winter mittens


Given cthulhu mittens aren't very eye catching, i've uploaded this extremely impressive chair I just found on the internets, more here

But anyway, i've just got to now find someone who can actually knit to make me a pair of Cthulhu mittens for winter
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about this hat
It is in no way mental. www.etsy.com/listing/113128027/cthulu-crochet-hat
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite subdued for some of the Cthulhu head where i've seen
boingboing.net/2011/02/14/cthulhu-ski-mask.html
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay you win
Now *that's* mental
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post More ways to terrify the postman
www.geekalerts.com/cthulhu-slippers/
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post well this explains everything
uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/898/53/53898/1350794284-0.jpg
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
So this explains why kittens are so fascinated by balls of cotton wool; they've been trying to have these made all along
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post i have zero need for mittens ever...
however i WANT that chair! :D
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps this chair for the living room:
pinkgrumblr.tumblr.com/post/27833305935/take-a-seat-on-the-dark-side
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post excellent!

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post B3ta's own Smash Monkey seems to like knitting.
Perhaps you could commission her for a pair.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good thinking!
She's quite a talent
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can see myself in that chair
Gnawing on a virgin or two and watching the snooker on BBC2.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post My thought exactly,
and I do need some new chairs for the dining table.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you speak for all of us
though I shall viewing a lovely program about steam trains or something
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post WTF?

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Why I like my car
Like GC, but since I lost both eyes, it is hard to tell.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Fuck. This.
I used to commute into London until about 2 years ago, and my journey enjoyed a level of luxury that not many people get (namely, a seat). When I moved in with my ladyshape, my commute became a bit of a logistical nightmare (3 changes of train and about 90 minutes door to door) so I learnt to ride a motorbike. Never looked back. Journey takes 30 minutes, costs a fifth of the cost of rail travel and means I can come and go as I please on my own. Still get a seat too.

EDIT: What happened to your eyes?
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to ride a motorcycle, but after unrelated back surgery I had the fear about going into an emergency room and doctors poking about without the benefit of knowing what was wrong with me ahead of time.
In the states, people keep forcing mass transit where there is simply no population density. They levy a higher tax on gasoline to pay for it. It always comes out 50% higher than originally estimated; the ridership (due to low population density) never meets the projections and when you see the real costs, you could have bought every rider a new car and paid for gas for 10 years for the amount of money spent. Then, because they don't have the riders, they decide to penalize car drivers through wheelage taxes and higher "transit" taxes on gasoline. And the level of crime (at least in my city) is astonishing.

I was joking about the eyes (read: trying to make a joke).
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most mental job ever

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would LOVE that job
you get to shove/grope people all day.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Paid for it as well
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're shoving humans.
It is mind boggling
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would make more sense if
they bludgeoned everyone into a jelly-like state. Then, they could all be slopped onto one another.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, whatever, fuck that.
I'd rather walk or bike or crawl on my bloodied stumps than spend one second in that train.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post The frottage potential here is through the roof!

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am glad to see that, as always, you are addressing the REAL issues.
Those poor women.

Hell, those poor humans!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about the children?
Won't somebody think of the children?
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post *thinks about children*
*touches self*
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now I know why you react so violently to the Pete Townsend stuff I post. He's a competitor in your mind.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is pretty much like the bus I take from work in a daily basis
If it doesn't just pass by because it's fucking overloaded, I'm generally the last person to get in before the first wave of passengers start to leave, so I generally travel the first 1/3 of my way with my arse pressed against the door.

I change buses along with the second wave, and my other bus gets just as crowded. Fortunately I take it when it's pretty empty so I can sit in my way home
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure he'll love wearing the stockings.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as
cockring
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Brian Eno - Here Come The Warm Jets
Just cos I like it.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Classic, but I'm more of a China my China man, myself.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=76qPMv1tCfI
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh aye there's a fair few crackers
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the typewriter solo that does it for me :)

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post He wee'd in the bath again?

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a link post The Boat
It's dark. It's raining. Have some Chuck Ragan.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0000696/
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post He does growl a bit doesn't he?

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are a few folky types out there that have this voice.
Never would work for a cover band. I wonder if this is what the death metal singers do after a few years of creating nodules on their vocal chords.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's actually in a punk band called Hot Water Music
and this is a solo project.

The guys playing are all in the Revival Tour which is a live show well worth going to.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post He could do with a strepsil

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Eternal love for uh... less than physical creatures. NSFW
Sonic the Hedgehog passion. Quite literally.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post And yet...
I still find the spelling the most offensive part of all those posts.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.alix-henriol.com/

Wow. They are real people...

*makes note to always check spelling*
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a link post 6 day old elephant having a bath
Stupid nelly, thats not how you bath yourself, you're getting it everywhere!!

EaC
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post silly elephant.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post awwww.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sweeeeeeet!

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Elephants are like dogs... they're fucking brilliant animals!
Giraffe's are like cats though... fucking cunts.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Second comment wins the internets
"6 days old and that thing has a cock the size of my leg."
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
haha xD
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)
I like heffalumps
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems cute
But is actually Elephant pedo porn.
Sick.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post What does Elephant taste like?
I hate that I will never eat any endangered species. BBQ Baby Panda looks like it would be delicious.

*clicks*
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a link post A parrot singing Gangnam Style
Its more funny than accurate.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still better than MC Hammer doing it last night....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onkl2gKrHPA&feature=youtu.be
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd sooner listen to the parrot than the original.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd sooner have tinitus

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bout the same.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post When will Gangnam style and it's "parodies"die?

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Radiator

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is quite funny...
Only because they put so much effort into it
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post that made me smile.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
This for Xmas no. 1
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D Now here is a charity I can get behind, poor Norway with their amusingly named chocolate bars,
overpriced beer and beautiful women.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a link post The Manliest Yeah in the world.
Karate man only bruise on the inside
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a link post The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating -- 2012 -- Trailer HD
SFW apart from the word masturbation....
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, formidable!

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who was masturbating during the holocaust???
I hope this film stops the French from reproducing.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heheh
This is what will happen when the Daily Mail's internet porn ban comes into effect.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pah, in my day we made do with a dog eared copy of Mayfair found in a hedgerow.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where I lived we made do with a dead dog's ear found in a hedgerow.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why didn't they call it
"the day the earth didn't move"
I guess maybe that's too close to "stood still"
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got to say that I don't mind Russell Brand.
But his audience here spoil everything. Not only by their "bully's mate" style of giggling at every time Brand makes light of something, but because Brand does it specifically for them. He's come across really well in one-on-one interviews and his early pod-casts used to have me in stitches. In this sort of situation, though, he doesn't do himself any favours.
*Joins Westboro Baptist Church*
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have to agree.
He has the ability to be as good as someone like Louis Theroux in approaching difficult people with friendliness. However, he is just playing to the crowd here.

Can't help but feel the main reason the radio shows worked were because of Matt Morgan being in a position to cut him down to size when the ego took over.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, his two side-kicks on the podcast (one was Matt Morgan, I can't remember the other)...
...were good at keeping him in check and able to make Brand laugh as well. They certainly weren't your typical 'ego cronies' like Chrises Evans and Moyles were compelled to have surrounding them at all times.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
They're an odd bunch in that church aren't they?
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I normally can't stand Russell Brand
But he came out of this quite well.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post like the opposite of what fray bentos sais....
But I agree with you both, yes this was one of his better ones, compared to his more recent cockness. But not as good as old stuff he did before he became said cock.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post his very early stuff, like hanging out with the BNP is worth a watch

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post He just manages to push my buttons
somehow. He recently said all sorts of the right things about drugs, but did it in such a way that I wanted to repeatedly punch him up the throat.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post this
this this this this this
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post This.
Plus the homeless guy one
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post i managed about three minutes of that...
when i realized i can't stand russell brand almost as much as i can't stand the WBC.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I generally HATE Russell Brand
But I liked that video :)
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Idiot interviews idiots in front of audience of idiots...

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post they are fucking idiots for giving these people a platform

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
Russel Brand needs to be locked away somewhere quiet.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post A platform to make themselves look stupid
It's a good thing.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post its like responding to trolls though
they clearly dont give a shit what people think, they just want the attention.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post WBC: trolling on an epic scale.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not watching this.
Brand is a cunt-slipper of the highest degree.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post WBC=entertainment for me
it's hard to see how anyone can take them seriously
(, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 20:23, , Reply)

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