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This is a link post Ahh 1987
For the kids out there
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This is a link post Someone teaches dogs how to ram-raid Pet Smart
Behold our new Canine Overlords.....
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This is a normal post Schnauzers are Great!
Cool Dogs and great personalities bloody intelligent too!
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This is a normal post I posted this last night but the beeb blocked it :-(

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This is a normal post Hahaha!
One of the weirdest things I've seen in a while!
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats incredible
hmm.. dog and car pun.. err..

Wonder if he can reverse bark?

yup, that's all i got
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gave me paws for thought.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell
You could've at least followed his lead.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was on his tail until the traffic lights held me up.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cannot wait for this
Sherlock looks to be an excellent choice for a villain
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post My American cousins love how we have a celebrity called Benedict Cumberbatch.

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This is a normal post All we need for him is to be knighted, then we'd have a real contender for most stereotypical sounding name
to compete with the likes of France's Gerard Depardieu and America's Dr Rocky Strong.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ohhh.....IMPOSSIBRU!
Does look a fair bit tasty; plus the Spock/Kirk glass bit's still in there :)
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This is a normal post So Kirk is Darth Vader's father, yeah?
Sorry. Spoilers.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well he thinks so
until he wakes up in a vat of pink goo being used as a battery in a robot prison.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of the robots is called Maximillian.
That's what I heard.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Twinky.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loved him in Terrahawks

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Duuuuuuuuuuuuu
Duuuuuuuuuuuu
Duuuuuuuuuuu

The new wave of movie preview music?
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was just thinking the same thing.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Inception noice. BRAAAAAMF
Also: Was that Bennedict Bumblesnatch?

Edit: So I can't spell "noise". Shut up.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooooohhhhhhh.....new Star Wars.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Hobbit Stuff: Cannot decide if it is shit or not

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This is a normal post some good lines in that :)
especially from the Gandalf
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This is a link post Cut This Monster Out Of Me
Oh Kate, what have you done?
" I can feel it gestating inside me, a malformed abomination wrought from centuries of inbreeding and an ancient pact of unspeakable evil. "

The onion doing possibly the best thing they've done in ages.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
but it's also a bit old.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Tom and Jerry CMV - The Court of the Crimson King

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Can i ask a really miniscule favour from all B3tans to help someone that deserves a break?
I'm not a fairweather B3tan. I have been here for yonks and witnessed the progression of many good people.

All i ask is that you open the 3 links posted for the sake of diversity and originality.You don't have to like them or watch them entirely through.Please just open them for a minute to register a view on youtube.

Why? what for?

Chevrolet are doing a music contest which incorporates view counts as the marker for the prize.

Tucker Booth is an original folk/hiphop artist and an all-round decent human being who is in with a decent shout of winning a van to get to gigs.He is currently riding the bus to play records at a non profit/non paid radio station.Moreover, at a time when i was coming to terms with the loss of my brother-in-law to suicide, he sent me CD'S of almost the entire back catalogue, wrote a hand written letter & offered to phone me from Los Angeles to England (all at his own cost).

Any artist that offers a personal touch that goes much further than the extra mile deserves to be applauded.

And i applaud each and everyone that spends the short time it takes to go to Youtube and open and close 3 links.You have no idea how much i truly appreciate it.



www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6sXMBYxtY4

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F-r-SpQiH8

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XBk-qB4mmA
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post done....done
and done
good luck
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK THE CUNT OFF YOU SPAM FUCK!!!!!11
Done x3

Just to add, I think to have the correct view count added to the video in YT, you need to watch at least a minute of the video. Google analytics seem to be able to determine how much of a video is watched then amend the view count as appropriate.
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This is a normal post *Warning*
Sounds rubbish unless you do it one at a time!
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post done
wonder how many people tell him every day he looks like a Will Ferrel character
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This is a normal post Bless you people.
I'll lace daisies in your hair, or something.

And thanks to Redazril for the one minute warning on Youtube.
Also, bonus points for the best 'Spam cunt' variant.

Muchos thanks, you kind people.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dun

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This is a normal post Clickclickclick
And he comes across as a great guy. Really like the sampling in the 3rd link too. Got lots of time for original, fresh hip-hop.

EDIT: If we help him to win, do you think he'd MC at a B3ta bash next year?
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post done
done ;-)
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you to everyone that has clicked.
And Fray, i think anything is possible with Tucker.He saw the Mark Grist v Blizzard video that was on here a little while ago and was interested in coming to England

He has just made another album (Ex Files) free to download.
This is one of the only albums that i don't have in physical form.

ex-files.bandcamp.com/track/7-youre-not-the-one-feat-ms-vizion-and-d-payne

The DJ (Helias) died in 2010 :-(

All the other tracks are on the right hand side.

And if it takes your fancy - Message or add Tucker Dale Booth on the book of faces.You will get nothing but gratitude and warmness.
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This is a normal post Been dun

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Done
And liked it.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Done
diddly done.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love to all the people that have dun did this.
He will be chuffed to bits when he wakes up today.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Done mate

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I click
....trois :D
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Done, he'd get alot more views if he put porn, angelina jolie topless in the description.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta very muchly, new clickers.
You raise a valid point there, Skeltonator.I've seen many youtube videos with view-raising descriptions.But i honestly cannot imagine it crossing Tucker's mind.I'm sure he would be happy to lose knowing the link was clicked for being ronseal :-)
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This is a normal post Furry muff. Good luck with it, hope it goes well!

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This is a normal post I gon bin dun dat.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, all 3 don't work very well at the same time.
Adding a fourth by coming here didn't help either. :P

Done, done, and done.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have tried all 3 at once....
And i can see it's not a mash-up that works.

Sincere thanks to each and everyone of you.
The whole thing finishes on the 15th of December.

Whatever the outcome - i thank you wholeheartedly for allowing me a spamcunt moment ;-)
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Is zero an even number?
Ronseal
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 6:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post *spoiler*
No. Because its not a number. Its a mathematical concept.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post a mathematical concept ?
That's quite exactly what a number is.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bazinga.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bazinged indeed.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post except real numbers

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is zero even a number?

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post it is..
it is a number, and it is a natural number (on the contrary to what is often said)

See several definitions of natural numbers:

Peano's Axioms:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peano_axioms#The_axioms

Set-Theoretic definition of natural numbers
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Set-theoretic_definition_of_natural_numbers#The_oldest_definition

It's just a number you can't see, and that makes it a little bit counterintuitive.

You can see 2 apples, you can see 5 apples, but you can't see 0 apples.

On the other hand, you would never doubt that 185,453,256,248,439,422 is a number, would you? It's just a really huge number.

And yet, you can't see 185,453,256,248,439,422 apples. You can't see them, because there never has been, and never will be, a heap of all those apples. And even if there was, you couldn't actually SEE them could you? they would be hidden, or too far away.

A "number" is not really something that you can see. It's a mathematical concept.
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This is a normal post you are not invited to my party

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
/sneaks in party
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post My cat's breath smells like cat food

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your search - 185,453,256,248,439,422 apples - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:

Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.
Try fewer keywords.

You're right - there aren't that many apples
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many apples for a googlewhack?

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post As much as I like the info
that guy's mouth is all wrong
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like an underinflated Andy Crane.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post .....and now /links knows at least ONE item in your sexdungeon.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can show you the rest if you want.
purely in the name of research, of course.
*cough*
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post How come you dont have a profile Tabby?

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's that?

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Remote controllable Christmas Lights
Super nerd dad has 20,000 Christmas lights up for charity. Complete with webcams and remote controlled lights and inflatable Santa, etc that you can inflate and deflate at will.

Probably gc, but hey, holiday season.
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This is a normal post megawatt twat

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This is a normal post Lightbulb wanker.

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This is a normal post Luminosity Loser

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This is a normal post All that time and money spent
And the website looks like something from 1995
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This is a normal post My eyes, my beautiful eyes!!!
OMG the cursor... THE FUCKING CURSOR!!!!111!
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post fossil fuel burner!
what time does it start?
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seven point five KILOWATTS!

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot "I made this"

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This is a normal post LOL - I wonder if his kids are fussy eaters
because they've got an OCD dad.

or the Dad's OCD because his kids are fussy eaters?
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol, it's not me
This does make me LOL because the website sucks but I figured that it was good for a lol.
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This is a link post Babies Being Caressd
Well kind of... do you think he wore giant foam hands?
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 2:51, , Reply)
This is a link post we just weep like teased vaginas.... NSFW
chris Morris genius-nesss
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 1:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Probably the only time i have seen the DJ dancing more than the crowd
they are a bunch of chin strokers though.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Bless him, he's trying to attract pussy.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post All he actually needs is a tin of Whiskas.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, fucking shit.
Is it a serious version of Noel Fielding's 'Jones' character from Nathan Barley. What a spectacularly untalented wanker.
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This is a normal post Haha
Part of me thinks that maybe I'm just getting old and I don't have my finger on the pulse of modern music anymore. But then I think no, this is actually fucking gash.
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This is a link post This is the best adventure ever EVER
lolz
use annotations for a choose your own adventure thing.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha that is excellent

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is great fun
Taking the most pacifist option is the best, since it tends to lead to the best insults before forcing you back onto the path of righteous vengeance.

It reminds me a lot of FalconHoof from Limmy's late-night premium phone-in show, Adventure Call.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-32RxlHiGU
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!
They know roleplayers well. I mean, they didn't even bother recording the redundant options for peace or mercy!
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 1:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha i terrorised everyone
kerliiiiiiiiiiiick.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 1:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post teehee
brilliant
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 1:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit.
That made me laugh so much, reminded me of the old multiple-choice role playing books I used to read back in the day, but much, much funnier.

Fantastically funny. Thanks for the laughs.

Duly clicked.
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This is a normal post hahaha!
i was not expecting that to be as good as it was! Excellent!
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 1:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pointed
stick?

Good job they didn't have loganberries
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This is a normal post Bloody brilliant.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
excellent! I hope there are more of these...
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Internet will kill TV, just like it did paper media
cricks
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This is a normal post Hahaha! That was great!
I really enjoyed killing those kids and setting fire to the dog. The he-man one is great too.
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This is a normal post Fuggin' awesome!

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is bloody brilliant

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chaotic, evil, psycho-mage
Fantastic
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 2:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this for me too
bloody awesome :D
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 1:08, , Reply)
This is a link post The Australian PM announces the end of the world.

I fucking love Australia.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post A Howard would never do that.

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This is a normal post God triple j sucks balls

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 4:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Travolta & Newton John back together...
...and it stinks to high hell.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think
you may have understated how bad it is
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
vomit inducing bile
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You beat me to it.
I was just going to post this. been vomiting all afternoon
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wha, ahhh,, oooo, eeeeeee, urrgghhhhhh
What?
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 1:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make it stop!

(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 6:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post THAT IS SHIT
so he traded in the 727 for a Gulfstream!
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Salting the pickle I made this!
I had eaten these pickles the night before. Poor bloke was stood there knocking them out for about half an hour... Must have been knackered afterwards. Much mirth in that Tokyo restaurant that night.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the bit where he salted the pickle!
:D

(nice delurk, Welcome!)
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
thanks man! 10 year delurk ... big deal!
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Steve Buscemi uses a bathroom without paying
sketch from portlandia
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Super Mario Beads 3
A very impressive stop motion animation.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Insanely
good
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely Brilliant..
I love this board sometimes!
(, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post ok
so, respect the fuck out of this, but was mario actaully any good?I mean, as a cultural trope is anyone making any leopold bloom animations?
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes it was bloody good!
jesus, kids...
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 1:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post No it wasn't
There were stacks of better games. It was just accessible to the younger kids with the console.
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post wel, I reckon it was
and Super Mario 64 remains a damn near perfect game in my eyes
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good video,
But could they not stabilise the video whilst adding the images,
(, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 1:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wath out for the plopp at 1:36

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