The Dying Zebra
I can't get TubeDubber to work, but watching that video (BBC one) with no sound whilst listening to this - clicky in another tab amused me
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:33, Share, Reply)
I can't get TubeDubber to work, but watching that video (BBC one) with no sound whilst listening to this - clicky in another tab amused me
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:33, Share, Reply)
too unreliable - hate the stuff
low dose and quite safe tho - unlike carfentanil but you have to get IV and Im looking at IM options for this one
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:16, Share, Reply)
low dose and quite safe tho - unlike carfentanil but you have to get IV and Im looking at IM options for this one
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:16, Share, Reply)
Carfentanil's
much better used to make shite fake heroin for wankers to sell to addicts.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:18, Share, Reply)
much better used to make shite fake heroin for wankers to sell to addicts.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:18, Share, Reply)
Indeed.
Although I'm only doing his reputation good surely?
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:44, Share, Reply)
Although I'm only doing his reputation good surely?
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:44, Share, Reply)
What's the film
with the pointy screamy open mouthy dude in it?
The pic is often on /board.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:45, Share, Reply)
with the pointy screamy open mouthy dude in it?
The pic is often on /board.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:45, Share, Reply)
Ah, Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Happy Toast did a good gif of that, will try to find it.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:37, Share, Reply)
Happy Toast did a good gif of that, will try to find it.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:37, Share, Reply)
Jeff Buckley : I Woke Up In A Strange Place.
Are we allowed to post music? I never know. This came to mind this morning, bit of a strange night. Hmmmmmmm......
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:03, Share, Reply)
Are we allowed to post music? I never know. This came to mind this morning, bit of a strange night. Hmmmmmmm......
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:03, Share, Reply)
*puts on tape of death metal electric mouth organ solos*
*turns up loud*
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:14, Share, Reply)
I'm hitting round 2 very soon
Going to see a Pink Floyd tribute band tonight. Should be fun I hope...
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:32, Share, Reply)
Going to see a Pink Floyd tribute band tonight. Should be fun I hope...
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:32, Share, Reply)
lolled many times
yay for Richard o-brian!
POSTED IN 2008... so good for a repost
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:28, Share, Reply)
yay for Richard o-brian!
POSTED IN 2008... so good for a repost
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:28, Share, Reply)
Good work.
I always marveled at the stupidity of the contestants. As I recall, they gave the impression that they had good jobs etc. I used to love it when the "Team leader / manager" took charge and fucked it up royal for them.
Amazing TV, and good to hear that the crew were more polite than I was when berating the fuckwits on the Crystal Maze.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:43, Share, Reply)
I always marveled at the stupidity of the contestants. As I recall, they gave the impression that they had good jobs etc. I used to love it when the "Team leader / manager" took charge and fucked it up royal for them.
Amazing TV, and good to hear that the crew were more polite than I was when berating the fuckwits on the Crystal Maze.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:43, Share, Reply)
I love/d that show
And agree, the best bits were when 'the something specialist' from Wankmore Brothers was playing and his, and the teams,
game descended into epic pandemonium and chaos like a Chinese fire drill.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:48, Share, Reply)
And agree, the best bits were when 'the something specialist' from Wankmore Brothers was playing and his, and the teams,
game descended into epic pandemonium and chaos like a Chinese fire drill.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:48, Share, Reply)
Also the contestants always looked a lot older than they were
might have been an 80s/90s thing but that it always surprised me that the bloke who had a massive beard and looked about 50 was actually "Dave, a 19 year old student from Leeds"
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:54, Share, Reply)
might have been an 80s/90s thing but that it always surprised me that the bloke who had a massive beard and looked about 50 was actually "Dave, a 19 year old student from Leeds"
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:54, Share, Reply)
Fucken 90s hipsters.
Don't suppose the completely ridiculously sized glasses they wore helped either. They were loosely in the "David Mellor" style, e.g. shite.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:58, Share, Reply)
Don't suppose the completely ridiculously sized glasses they wore helped either. They were loosely in the "David Mellor" style, e.g. shite.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:58, Share, Reply)
Hahahahahaha, how have I never heard the phrase.......
"Chinese fire drill" until now?
I've obviously led a sheltered life.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:56, Share, Reply)
"Chinese fire drill" until now?
I've obviously led a sheltered life.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:56, Share, Reply)
or dont read the profanisaurus
And maybe not a racist. If it is then Im sorry, some of my best friends are yellow.
I live in Springfield.
*edit* wiki says it was an actual term for something that happened: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_fire_drill yet I knew it as this from the profanisaurus: gb.zinio.com/page/?issue=416158780&pg=120&keyword=chinese%20fire%20drill%20profanisaurus 'a scene of utter disorder and pandemonium' yet the urban dictionary says this: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chinese%20fire%20drill
so make what you will, Mine was the second one that is what I meant.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:51, Share, Reply)
And maybe not a racist. If it is then Im sorry, some of my best friends are yellow.
I live in Springfield.
*edit* wiki says it was an actual term for something that happened: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_fire_drill yet I knew it as this from the profanisaurus: gb.zinio.com/page/?issue=416158780&pg=120&keyword=chinese%20fire%20drill%20profanisaurus 'a scene of utter disorder and pandemonium' yet the urban dictionary says this: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chinese%20fire%20drill
so make what you will, Mine was the second one that is what I meant.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:51, Share, Reply)
This is an inappropriate time
to rove lacism. Definitely the rong time.
Give Marge my "regards".
And by "regards", I mean bone her.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:57, Share, Reply)
to rove lacism. Definitely the rong time.
Give Marge my "regards".
And by "regards", I mean bone her.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:57, Share, Reply)
I have read some Profanisaurus.
And even though I'm not sure this was in it, all I can remember is "fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back".
If only they were all like that.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:02, Share, Reply)
And even though I'm not sure this was in it, all I can remember is "fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back".
If only they were all like that.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:02, Share, Reply)
fanny like a bomb going off in a squirrel factory
is a favourite of mine, which isnt in there as I never sent it in...
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:09, Share, Reply)
is a favourite of mine, which isnt in there as I never sent it in...
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:09, Share, Reply)
Oh man
that is sweet!
I'll be stealing that for work, thanks. They're so dull there that I'll probably only get a verbal warning for using that in a meeting.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:11, Share, Reply)
that is sweet!
I'll be stealing that for work, thanks. They're so dull there that I'll probably only get a verbal warning for using that in a meeting.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:11, Share, Reply)
Have a sweet mix for your weekend!! (courtesy of my friend ben). Sickkknessss! Enjoy!
" Just found this lurking on the harddrive... the classic 'Freak Style' mix from Ben & Lex.
This much requested and downloaded mix is 52 tracks mashed up in a sweet 70 odd min mix before the days of ableton... pure 12" mayhem
Uploaded 2 years ago -
Breakbeat,
Garage,
Drum & Bass,
Techno
Tracklist:
108197
Loaded
By Primal Scream
1
Emit/Collect
By Zero
2
Break Me With You
By Unknown
3
Drink Deep
By Dave Brennan
4
Freak Like Me
By Spoork
5
Step Inside' [Feat. Wink 'Freek-A-Pella
By Disco Assasins
6
Onion Rings Vip' [Feat. Wink 'Freek-A-Pella
By Distortionz
7
Dust
By Blim
8
Floor Basher
By Dj Quest & Ic3
9
Tonka
By Jammin
10
Tonka
By Jammin
11
Wise Up
By Chase & Status
12
Hold On
By Jammin
13
Bush Pig
By Dee Kline, Nu Breed, Ransom & Phil K
14
Burner
By Infekto
15
Floor Burn
By Ben & Lex
16
In Time
By Qb Project
17
The Ill Funk
By Krafty Kuts
18
Mighty Ming
By Brother Love Dub
19
Watch Me Now
By Grooveyard
20
Booo
By Sticky Feat. Ms Dynamite
21
Chickers
By The Autobots
22
Rocky
By The Autobots
23
Sound Bowy
By Aquasky Vs. Masterblaster
24
I Get Live
By Mike & Charlie
25
Disco Bisuit
By Aquasky Vs. Masterblaster
26
Step Up
By Initial Research
27
Take It
By Krafty Kuts & C5 Joyriders
28
The Moove
By Baby Elephant
29
Da Bleepz
By Dj Quest
30
777
By Aquasky Vs. Masterblaster
31
Gravel Muncher
By Dj Quest
32
Electronic Battle Weapon 6
By Chemical Brothers
33
Three Note Blue
By Darqwan
34
Driving
By Blim
35
Stakker Humanoid
By Humanoid
36
The Gate
By Plump Djs
37
Deeperflash
By Unknown
38
Orbootal
By Unknown
39
Fuct Beat
By Dj Quest
40
Tool A
By Bushwacka!
41
Go Dj
By Jammin
42
Out Of Bounds
By Zinc
43
Switch' / Fat Boy Slim 'Retox
By Soulo
44
Papa New Guinea
By Future Sound Of London
45
Out Of The Game
By Reprezent
46
100 Miles And Runnin
By Die
47
Answer Back
By Roni Size
48
Superfly
By Ram Trilogy
49
I Feel It
By Scram
50
Kool Down
By Factor E & Knick
51
Baddest Dj Vip
By Shimano
52
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:27, Share, Reply)
" Just found this lurking on the harddrive... the classic 'Freak Style' mix from Ben & Lex.
This much requested and downloaded mix is 52 tracks mashed up in a sweet 70 odd min mix before the days of ableton... pure 12" mayhem
Uploaded 2 years ago -
Breakbeat,
Garage,
Drum & Bass,
Techno
Tracklist:
108197
Loaded
By Primal Scream
1
Emit/Collect
By Zero
2
Break Me With You
By Unknown
3
Drink Deep
By Dave Brennan
4
Freak Like Me
By Spoork
5
Step Inside' [Feat. Wink 'Freek-A-Pella
By Disco Assasins
6
Onion Rings Vip' [Feat. Wink 'Freek-A-Pella
By Distortionz
7
Dust
By Blim
8
Floor Basher
By Dj Quest & Ic3
9
Tonka
By Jammin
10
Tonka
By Jammin
11
Wise Up
By Chase & Status
12
Hold On
By Jammin
13
Bush Pig
By Dee Kline, Nu Breed, Ransom & Phil K
14
Burner
By Infekto
15
Floor Burn
By Ben & Lex
16
In Time
By Qb Project
17
The Ill Funk
By Krafty Kuts
18
Mighty Ming
By Brother Love Dub
19
Watch Me Now
By Grooveyard
20
Booo
By Sticky Feat. Ms Dynamite
21
Chickers
By The Autobots
22
Rocky
By The Autobots
23
Sound Bowy
By Aquasky Vs. Masterblaster
24
I Get Live
By Mike & Charlie
25
Disco Bisuit
By Aquasky Vs. Masterblaster
26
Step Up
By Initial Research
27
Take It
By Krafty Kuts & C5 Joyriders
28
The Moove
By Baby Elephant
29
Da Bleepz
By Dj Quest
30
777
By Aquasky Vs. Masterblaster
31
Gravel Muncher
By Dj Quest
32
Electronic Battle Weapon 6
By Chemical Brothers
33
Three Note Blue
By Darqwan
34
Driving
By Blim
35
Stakker Humanoid
By Humanoid
36
The Gate
By Plump Djs
37
Deeperflash
By Unknown
38
Orbootal
By Unknown
39
Fuct Beat
By Dj Quest
40
Tool A
By Bushwacka!
41
Go Dj
By Jammin
42
Out Of Bounds
By Zinc
43
Switch' / Fat Boy Slim 'Retox
By Soulo
44
Papa New Guinea
By Future Sound Of London
45
Out Of The Game
By Reprezent
46
100 Miles And Runnin
By Die
47
Answer Back
By Roni Size
48
Superfly
By Ram Trilogy
49
I Feel It
By Scram
50
Kool Down
By Factor E & Knick
51
Baddest Dj Vip
By Shimano
52
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:27, Share, Reply)
The music is completely not my cup of tea (although not abhorrent),
but the mixing is completely beyond reproach. Smooth and tasty transitions throughout.
Excellent work. *edit* 7.5/10.
Edit: I'm actually really enjoying this a lot past 35 minutes. I must be getting old. I revise my marking. 7.5/10.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:17, Share, Reply)
but the mixing is completely beyond reproach. Smooth and tasty transitions throughout.
Excellent work. *edit* 7.5/10.
Edit: I'm actually really enjoying this a lot past 35 minutes. I must be getting old. I revise my marking. 7.5/10.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:17, Share, Reply)
Definitely extremely handy
on the wheels of steel. Vinyl mixing is so much more satisfying. Have Ben and Lex got any recent work available (soundcloud?)? Perhaps on the wheels of plastic? I've got a Kontrol S4 and CDJs. Wheels of plastic, although the latest thing, is nowhere near as effective as wheels of steel or ones and twos as an expression.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:54, Share, Reply)
on the wheels of steel. Vinyl mixing is so much more satisfying. Have Ben and Lex got any recent work available (soundcloud?)? Perhaps on the wheels of plastic? I've got a Kontrol S4 and CDJs. Wheels of plastic, although the latest thing, is nowhere near as effective as wheels of steel or ones and twos as an expression.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:54, Share, Reply)
I use this bad boy.
2.bp.blogspot.com/_jx-pZVKELPA/TDjgCKKL8AI/AAAAAAAAAno/MdATlNgUOL0/s400/fisher+record+player.jpg
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:59, Share, Reply)
2.bp.blogspot.com/_jx-pZVKELPA/TDjgCKKL8AI/AAAAAAAAAno/MdATlNgUOL0/s400/fisher+record+player.jpg
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:59, Share, Reply)
They sure do shambo...
20 odd mixes here,
soundcloud.com/ben-and-lex
mish maSh of stuff, enjoy! I have technics 1210s can't really justify spending out on cdjs at the moment. They use ableton live a fair bit too.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:07, Share, Reply)
20 odd mixes here,
soundcloud.com/ben-and-lex
mish maSh of stuff, enjoy! I have technics 1210s can't really justify spending out on cdjs at the moment. They use ableton live a fair bit too.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:07, Share, Reply)
Thanks for that link there
Skellingtonator.
I've got a pair of those 1210 mk5g as well as the multiple wheels of plastic and a fuckload of vinyl, but I haven't got a dedicated mixer. The S4 can be used as one, but it's an awesome controller and a totally shite standalone mixer. I really need to pick up a DJM600 or some such.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:15, Share, Reply)
Skellingtonator.
I've got a pair of those 1210 mk5g as well as the multiple wheels of plastic and a fuckload of vinyl, but I haven't got a dedicated mixer. The S4 can be used as one, but it's an awesome controller and a totally shite standalone mixer. I really need to pick up a DJM600 or some such.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:15, Share, Reply)
Get it sorted! you could probably pick up a half decent behringer (yeah I know) for 50 quid.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:20, Share, Reply)
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:20, Share, Reply)
Nooooooooooooo!
My mate was offering me a Behringer DJX700 for £50 for about a year but I never bought it. It's got all the features etc., but it's total baws to use and total baws in sound quality. Pioneer for mixers all the way for me. I once spilled a full bottle of Magners into my mates brand new DJM600 while I was playing in a club (and the music played until it went off with the sound effect of it actually going underwater!). Anyway, I gave my mate my new DJM600 and put his "knackered" one under my bed. A year later I gave it a try on the off chance and it worked like brand new. Amazing kit.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:30, Share, Reply)
My mate was offering me a Behringer DJX700 for £50 for about a year but I never bought it. It's got all the features etc., but it's total baws to use and total baws in sound quality. Pioneer for mixers all the way for me. I once spilled a full bottle of Magners into my mates brand new DJM600 while I was playing in a club (and the music played until it went off with the sound effect of it actually going underwater!). Anyway, I gave my mate my new DJM600 and put his "knackered" one under my bed. A year later I gave it a try on the off chance and it worked like brand new. Amazing kit.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:30, Share, Reply)
Personally I like Vestax.
I gonna stick with vestax, jus' saying you could get something cheap an ok to tide you over.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:38, Share, Reply)
I gonna stick with vestax, jus' saying you could get something cheap an ok to tide you over.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:38, Share, Reply)
I concur.
I just can't compromise though.
Too much of a gear slut............
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:53, Share, Reply)
I just can't compromise though.
Too much of a gear slut............
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:53, Share, Reply)
I've messed up at least 5 hands of poker.....
just because I'm listening to this while I play! Hahahahaaa, well worth it though. This is excellent, thanks Skelts!!
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:49, Share, Reply)
just because I'm listening to this while I play! Hahahahaaa, well worth it though. This is excellent, thanks Skelts!!
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:49, Share, Reply)
HA! Or go out in a blaze of glory!!
ne'er mind, more time for ben 'n' lex.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:57, Share, Reply)
ne'er mind, more time for ben 'n' lex.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:57, Share, Reply)
Is there a way to download that without using chrome?
Dont mind paying but rather not as I'm cheap.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:36, Share, Reply)
Dont mind paying but rather not as I'm cheap.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:36, Share, Reply)
I don't rightly know master rob, if you find one let me know. x
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:25, Share, Reply)
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:25, Share, Reply)
Spike ep1 - "Prince Harry, Paedophiles & Pubic Lice."
Former Daily Star journalist turned tabloid tormenter-in-chief Rich Peppiatt has set out on a series of irreverent online videos aimed at shining a light on "Fleet Street's good, bad, ugly, dumb, dumber and downright deceitful", written in association with some bloke from something called The Media Blog.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:38, Share, Reply)
Former Daily Star journalist turned tabloid tormenter-in-chief Rich Peppiatt has set out on a series of irreverent online videos aimed at shining a light on "Fleet Street's good, bad, ugly, dumb, dumber and downright deceitful", written in association with some bloke from something called The Media Blog.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:38, Share, Reply)
when I heard about this I thought ooh, that sounds good
when I watched it I thought ooh, someone wants to be Charlie Brooker circa 2008
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:56, Share, Reply)
when I watched it I thought ooh, someone wants to be Charlie Brooker circa 2008
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:56, Share, Reply)
when is that new charlie brooker thing on the telly?
I thought last night but apparently not.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:58, Share, Reply)
I thought last night but apparently not.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:58, Share, Reply)
Thursdays
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01qfs3z/Charlie_Brookers_Weekly_Wipe_Episode_1/
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:00, Share, Reply)
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01qfs3z/Charlie_Brookers_Weekly_Wipe_Episode_1/
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:00, Share, Reply)
Ta bud
missed it by a day. And he has that freakishly tall man on it from pointless. A show I love.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:06, Share, Reply)
missed it by a day. And he has that freakishly tall man on it from pointless. A show I love.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:06, Share, Reply)
Pointless is great tv
Richard Osman is far too big (literally) and clever. He's also the creative director at endemol the company behind Charlie Brooker's Screen/Week wipe.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:12, Share, Reply)
Richard Osman is far too big (literally) and clever. He's also the creative director at endemol the company behind Charlie Brooker's Screen/Week wipe.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:12, Share, Reply)
And was a (non sexual) partner
Of David Walliams according to Walliams' book, but I forget doing what exactly.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:20, Share, Reply)
Of David Walliams according to Walliams' book, but I forget doing what exactly.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:20, Share, Reply)
I'm a brooker fan tbh, but thought this guy came across as a little less...
sneeringly superior. Also, much more focused on the traditional fleet street media the Brooker is.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:18, Share, Reply)
sneeringly superior. Also, much more focused on the traditional fleet street media the Brooker is.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:18, Share, Reply)
I managed.............
45 seconds. By then, my brain repeating the word "CUNT" in my immediate consciousness had reached a weird crescendo, a completely off key caterwauling of "CUNT".
I have no idea why my brain did that, but it made the video unwatchable for me.
2/10. He must die harder.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:16, Share, Reply)
45 seconds. By then, my brain repeating the word "CUNT" in my immediate consciousness had reached a weird crescendo, a completely off key caterwauling of "CUNT".
I have no idea why my brain did that, but it made the video unwatchable for me.
2/10. He must die harder.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:16, Share, Reply)
So you actually read.......
"I managed.............
45 seconds. By then, " ish.
I tell you what, if you can stop reading there, you must surely also have the amazing ability to cut a piss off mid-flow?
You - "MMMMmmm, nice piss...... ooooohhhh coppers / girls / me mam !..... *contracts urethral sphincter*
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:28, Share, Reply)
"I managed.............
45 seconds. By then, " ish.
I tell you what, if you can stop reading there, you must surely also have the amazing ability to cut a piss off mid-flow?
You - "MMMMmmm, nice piss...... ooooohhhh coppers / girls / me mam !..... *contracts urethral sphincter*
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:28, Share, Reply)
Your brain isn't directing that word towards him
it's trying to tell you something
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:24, Share, Reply)
it's trying to tell you something
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:24, Share, Reply)
Oh shit, sorry.
Is it "spelled" like this:
"A Rory Borealis"?
Give us a clue please mate.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:40, Share, Reply)
Is it "spelled" like this:
"A Rory Borealis"?
Give us a clue please mate.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:40, Share, Reply)
For past tense, spelt is perfectly acceptable
although Americans seem to prefer spelled. They also say 'period' instead of full stop. You have a 'period' in your name, therefore you must be a cunt.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:58, Share, Reply)
although Americans seem to prefer spelled. They also say 'period' instead of full stop. You have a 'period' in your name, therefore you must be a cunt.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:58, Share, Reply)
Too easy.
Putting my preferred spelling in quotes got your clout lips twisted eh?
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:09, Share, Reply)
Putting my preferred spelling in quotes got your clout lips twisted eh?
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:09, Share, Reply)
It's taken me a full 20 mins to be arsed to think about replying with the word "period" in a "witty" retort.
Anyway A Rory, here goes:
Was there a long "period" between your mam dropping you on your head as a baby and her getting you to hospital?
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:22, Share, Reply)
Anyway A Rory, here goes:
Was there a long "period" between your mam dropping you on your head as a baby and her getting you to hospital?
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:22, Share, Reply)
And am adding this funny logo. Although could just be my mind....
www.youthranch.org/
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:30, Share, Reply)
www.youthranch.org/
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:30, Share, Reply)
I hate products like this,
www.spinninghat.com/product/retro-notepad-cassette-player/
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:56, Share, Reply)
www.spinninghat.com/product/retro-notepad-cassette-player/
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:56, Share, Reply)
You won't like my phone case then...
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Samsing-Galaxy-S2-i9100-Phone-Case-Black-Retro-Cassette-Tape-Phone-Case-/120873756729
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:00, Share, Reply)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Samsing-Galaxy-S2-i9100-Phone-Case-Black-Retro-Cassette-Tape-Phone-Case-/120873756729
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:00, Share, Reply)
Brilliant for breaking the ice at parties
or taking someones eye out
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:50, Share, Reply)
or taking someones eye out
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:50, Share, Reply)
Anything that can
Any device that can make me more irritating at parties is OK by me.
7/10 - Not exquisitely painful, yet with repetition, annoying.
Actually, hearing my neighbours shagging right now, and her shouting "Oh, Gordon, Gordon" makes me want to give you 8/10 for some reason. Can't shoot them though.
Gordon must try harder by the sounds of it. Rank.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:22, Share, Reply)
Any device that can make me more irritating at parties is OK by me.
7/10 - Not exquisitely painful, yet with repetition, annoying.
Actually, hearing my neighbours shagging right now, and her shouting "Oh, Gordon, Gordon" makes me want to give you 8/10 for some reason. Can't shoot them though.
Gordon must try harder by the sounds of it. Rank.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:22, Share, Reply)
'Any device that can make me more irritating at parties is OK by me'
So, are you the life and arsesoul of a party too?
Tis ace fun.
For me.
I hate parties.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:51, Share, Reply)
So, are you the life and arsesoul of a party too?
Tis ace fun.
For me.
I hate parties.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:51, Share, Reply)
Yes.
"I'm mad me."
Parties are OK, and if it is yours (which it probably won't be, seeing as you hate them), you can cry if you want to.
Luckily for you, I will definitely not be a "card" at any party you have the misfortune to be invited to (or any party to which the organiser has the misfortune to have invited you).
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:23, Share, Reply)
"I'm mad me."
Parties are OK, and if it is yours (which it probably won't be, seeing as you hate them), you can cry if you want to.
Luckily for you, I will definitely not be a "card" at any party you have the misfortune to be invited to (or any party to which the organiser has the misfortune to have invited you).
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:23, Share, Reply)
god I hate those 'im mad me' pricks
they are the most un mad people I have ever had the missfortune to have ever been introduced to. No, a mate of mine is mad, he recovers chairs with things he has found, then eaten, then skinned, off the road. And never wears a top. HE is mad. You are just a cock that once put a traffic cone on your head, or drank too much once and was sick. You are a bellend. Case in point, got a friend of a friend coming over tonight with him, she's 'mad' because she has died red hair and wears 'wacky' and 'hilarious' painted wellingtons, she smokes weed which I dont but wanted some salvia so told her I have some, she can come round and have some. Its 40x extract so we'll see how fucking 'mad' I can make her. Then film it and post it here so we all see her being 'mad' as she flips and jumps out of a window. The cock.
*edit* and yes, im in a bad mood.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:07, Share, Reply)
they are the most un mad people I have ever had the missfortune to have ever been introduced to. No, a mate of mine is mad, he recovers chairs with things he has found, then eaten, then skinned, off the road. And never wears a top. HE is mad. You are just a cock that once put a traffic cone on your head, or drank too much once and was sick. You are a bellend. Case in point, got a friend of a friend coming over tonight with him, she's 'mad' because she has died red hair and wears 'wacky' and 'hilarious' painted wellingtons, she smokes weed which I dont but wanted some salvia so told her I have some, she can come round and have some. Its 40x extract so we'll see how fucking 'mad' I can make her. Then film it and post it here so we all see her being 'mad' as she flips and jumps out of a window. The cock.
*edit* and yes, im in a bad mood.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:07, Share, Reply)
Hahahahaha,
awesome rant.
At my work, they wear christmas themed ties (at christmas) and use ridiculous "bullshit bingo" buffling phrases all the fucking time. I would absolutely love to see one of those middle aged, tit watching spunk garglers on the salvia.
Don't ever be a civil servant.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:01, Share, Reply)
awesome rant.
At my work, they wear christmas themed ties (at christmas) and use ridiculous "bullshit bingo" buffling phrases all the fucking time. I would absolutely love to see one of those middle aged, tit watching spunk garglers on the salvia.
Don't ever be a civil servant.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:01, Share, Reply)
'Oh its wacky wednesday'
I'm wearing cartoon socks. I'm so mad me....
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:38, Share, Reply)
I'm wearing cartoon socks. I'm so mad me....
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:38, Share, Reply)
One that b3ta's resident tinned pie parking expert might appreciate
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 12:53, Share, Reply)
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This one picture
sums up the arrogance of Merc drivers.
Frankly I'm surprised he's not parked across 2 spaces. Or is that more the purview of Audi drivers?
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:17, Share, Reply)
sums up the arrogance of Merc drivers.
Frankly I'm surprised he's not parked across 2 spaces. Or is that more the purview of Audi drivers?
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:17, Share, Reply)
I watched some of these get shaved once
I was "helping" with a sheep shearing, and before the shearer left, the owner persuaded him to do her two alpackas. They are not docile like the sheep, which you just sort of judo down to the ground and they sit pretty still.
The way he did the alpackas involved tying a rope around each foot, passing each rope around a nearby beam in the barn, and then pulling them all taut so that the alpacka is in a medieval torture sort of situation, screaming pretty much exactly the same as a human would. They came out looking exactly like that picture, but acutely pissed off at everyone in the room.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 12:49, Share, Reply)
I was "helping" with a sheep shearing, and before the shearer left, the owner persuaded him to do her two alpackas. They are not docile like the sheep, which you just sort of judo down to the ground and they sit pretty still.
The way he did the alpackas involved tying a rope around each foot, passing each rope around a nearby beam in the barn, and then pulling them all taut so that the alpacka is in a medieval torture sort of situation, screaming pretty much exactly the same as a human would. They came out looking exactly like that picture, but acutely pissed off at everyone in the room.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 12:49, Share, Reply)
Cheers for getting
this child brain-washing bullshite theme tune stuck in my head. Early learning diversity training baws.
AAAAAAAaaaaaaargHHHHHHhhh!
It's not much of a life when you're just a pretty face.
Just to be whoever you are is no disgrace.
Don't be scared if you don't fit in,
Look who's in the reject bin!
It's the Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Dolls like you and me.
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Made imperfectly.
So if you got a bump on your nose,
Or a lump on your toes,
Do not despair.
Be like the Raggy Dolls,
And say I just don't care.
'Cause Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Are happy just to be...
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Dolls like you and me!
It's not much of a life when you're just a pretty face.
Just to be whoever you are is no disgrace.
Look around and you will find,
People of every kind.
Like the Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Dolls like you and me.
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Made imperfectly.
So if you're not at ease with your nobbly knees
And your fingers are all thumbs.
Stand on your two left feet,
And join our Raggy Doll chums.
'Cause Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Are happy just to be...
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Dolls like you and me!
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:28, Share, Reply)
this child brain-washing bullshite theme tune stuck in my head. Early learning diversity training baws.
AAAAAAAaaaaaaargHHHHHHhhh!
It's not much of a life when you're just a pretty face.
Just to be whoever you are is no disgrace.
Don't be scared if you don't fit in,
Look who's in the reject bin!
It's the Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Dolls like you and me.
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Made imperfectly.
So if you got a bump on your nose,
Or a lump on your toes,
Do not despair.
Be like the Raggy Dolls,
And say I just don't care.
'Cause Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Are happy just to be...
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Dolls like you and me!
It's not much of a life when you're just a pretty face.
Just to be whoever you are is no disgrace.
Look around and you will find,
People of every kind.
Like the Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Dolls like you and me.
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Made imperfectly.
So if you're not at ease with your nobbly knees
And your fingers are all thumbs.
Stand on your two left feet,
And join our Raggy Doll chums.
'Cause Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Are happy just to be...
Raggy Dolls, Raggy Dolls,
Dolls like you and me!
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:28, Share, Reply)
Thank you for the correction.
Working from my terrible memory there, couldn't quite remember the syntax.
Alpacas are fucking big necked, spitty, TB infested c**ts though. A pointless animal over here, with so much administration behind it, that each one must cost the government at least £1000 each over their lifetime. Euthatal them MFs.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:32, Share, Reply)
Working from my terrible memory there, couldn't quite remember the syntax.
Alpacas are fucking big necked, spitty, TB infested c**ts though. A pointless animal over here, with so much administration behind it, that each one must cost the government at least £1000 each over their lifetime. Euthatal them MFs.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:32, Share, Reply)
Romania campaign mocks UK anxiety about worker influx
Made me laugh anyway...
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 12:11, Share, Reply)
Made me laugh anyway...
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 12:11, Share, Reply)
Wasn't the Guardian's 1st post lifted from this week's Image compo?
Looks awfully familiar.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 12:41, Share, Reply)
Looks awfully familiar.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 12:41, Share, Reply)
The other way round
A few B3tans emailed images to a Guardian comp at the beginning of the week. Three days later the same idea became the new image challenge.
b3ta.com/links/934128
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:06, Share, Reply)
A few B3tans emailed images to a Guardian comp at the beginning of the week. Three days later the same idea became the new image challenge.
b3ta.com/links/934128
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:06, Share, Reply)
Quite moving
I wonder why some of them are wearing masks/blindfolds.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:28, Share, Reply)
I wonder why some of them are wearing masks/blindfolds.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:28, Share, Reply)
horse plays flute
so says the title but it's actually a recorder.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:44, Share, Reply)
so says the title but it's actually a recorder.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:44, Share, Reply)
It should read..
"Man plays recorder shoved up horses nose"
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:46, Share, Reply)
"Man plays recorder shoved up horses nose"
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:46, Share, Reply)
found some realy crap tatoo's
but there is some decent tattoo's in here aswell
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:33, Share, Reply)
but there is some decent tattoo's in here aswell
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:33, Share, Reply)
Oh that's wonderful...
I know a girl who has a tattoo of Sid and Nancy, except it's Sid James...
Makes me laugh every time.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:43, Share, Reply)
I know a girl who has a tattoo of Sid and Nancy, except it's Sid James...
Makes me laugh every time.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:43, Share, Reply)
I saw someone wearing one of these once
Maybe because both Jimi Hendrix and Bob Marley Tee's are so popular.
( , Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:33, Share, Reply)
Maybe because both Jimi Hendrix and Bob Marley Tee's are so popular.
( , Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:33, Share, Reply)
Professor, pilot, engineer ...
but with a name that's ideal for porn, if the day-job doesn't work out.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:41, Share, Reply)
but with a name that's ideal for porn, if the day-job doesn't work out.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:41, Share, Reply)
Brilliant.
But wait. A site full of women engineers? The more I dig the stranger it gets. Is this for men to leer over or something? I don't get it?
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:15, Share, Reply)
But wait. A site full of women engineers? The more I dig the stranger it gets. Is this for men to leer over or something? I don't get it?
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:15, Share, Reply)
Porter Robinson - Language
Nice happy tune, with what looks like a cloaked Predator version of a Happytoast character in the video.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:37, Share, Reply)
Nice happy tune, with what looks like a cloaked Predator version of a Happytoast character in the video.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:37, Share, Reply)
Howard Stern Interviews Quentin Tarantino
I don't know how known Howard Stern is in UK but I think he's pretty awesome.
Here's his interview with Tarantino for Django Unchained
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:17, Share, Reply)
I don't know how known Howard Stern is in UK but I think he's pretty awesome.
Here's his interview with Tarantino for Django Unchained
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:17, Share, Reply)
Great link and good interview
Only watched the first 10 mins but pretty interesting story regarding his estranged farther. Will watch the rest later.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:30, Share, Reply)
Only watched the first 10 mins but pretty interesting story regarding his estranged farther. Will watch the rest later.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:30, Share, Reply)
i will watched this weird chinned little fucker interview later
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:36, Share, Reply)
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I once paid admission at the cinema to see GI Jane
I've tried not to think about it afterwards but, as I remember, it's sort of like Rambo with Demi Moore and a message about sexism. It was fucking awful.
That was my worst cinema experience ever. And in my infinite complacency, I didn't think anything could ever be worse. But now, I could sit through GI Jane with a smile on my face, enjoying the twists and turns and the nuanced performances. Because now I've seen Django Unchained.
At one point, the KKK show up and there's a running gag about the eyeholes in their hoods being done wrong. Later, a man I think was Quentin Tarantino tries to do an Australian accent. I think I was in there for about 7 hours. Towards the end I could take no more and walked out.
If the director had led me by the hand into a darkened room and fondled me against my wishes for the duration, I would have felt no more abused. It helps to share.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:29, Share, Reply)
I've tried not to think about it afterwards but, as I remember, it's sort of like Rambo with Demi Moore and a message about sexism. It was fucking awful.
That was my worst cinema experience ever. And in my infinite complacency, I didn't think anything could ever be worse. But now, I could sit through GI Jane with a smile on my face, enjoying the twists and turns and the nuanced performances. Because now I've seen Django Unchained.
At one point, the KKK show up and there's a running gag about the eyeholes in their hoods being done wrong. Later, a man I think was Quentin Tarantino tries to do an Australian accent. I think I was in there for about 7 hours. Towards the end I could take no more and walked out.
If the director had led me by the hand into a darkened room and fondled me against my wishes for the duration, I would have felt no more abused. It helps to share.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:29, Share, Reply)
hahaha!
Yeah, the kkk joke was a bit laboured.
and the aussie accents near the end were bizarre.
still a mildly entertaining film, i thought, nothing special...
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:52, Share, Reply)
Yeah, the kkk joke was a bit laboured.
and the aussie accents near the end were bizarre.
still a mildly entertaining film, i thought, nothing special...
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:52, Share, Reply)
It's not your fault
It's not your fault
It's not your fault
*repeat until weeping*
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:50, Share, Reply)
It's not your fault
It's not your fault
*repeat until weeping*
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:50, Share, Reply)
But you got to touch yourself in the back row whilst thinking of DiCaprio
so it's not all bad
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:55, Share, Reply)
so it's not all bad
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:55, Share, Reply)
True. I fondled myself
while thinking of Di Caprio fondling me. Fondle.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:51, Share, Reply)
while thinking of Di Caprio fondling me. Fondle.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:51, Share, Reply)
I walked out of Van Helsing
due to the fact that my laughter was disturbing other patrons
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:34, Share, Reply)
due to the fact that my laughter was disturbing other patrons
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:34, Share, Reply)
My Wife and I had our first date watching Van Helsing
I say watching, luckily I didn't watch much of the movie at all
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:54, Share, Reply)
I say watching, luckily I didn't watch much of the movie at all
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:54, Share, Reply)
Was she mail order then?
Or did you not let her out until after you were married?
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:57, Share, Reply)
Or did you not let her out until after you were married?
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:57, Share, Reply)
Her choice or yours?
I was also there on a first date. We left and did fun things
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:02, Share, Reply)
I was also there on a first date. We left and did fun things
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:02, Share, Reply)
We drank a whole bottle of vodka afterwards
Maybe to kill any memory we might of had. It was her choice I think...
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:17, Share, Reply)
Maybe to kill any memory we might of had. It was her choice I think...
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:17, Share, Reply)
I aughed like fuck at the KKK thing.
And the movie was awesome from start to finish. You sir, are a ninny. a NINNY.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:06, Share, Reply)
And the movie was awesome from start to finish. You sir, are a ninny. a NINNY.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:06, Share, Reply)
Things fitting perfectly into other things.
This just soothes the restless soul.
(And, finally, makes me understand what Tumblr was built for)
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:05, Share, Reply)
This just soothes the restless soul.
(And, finally, makes me understand what Tumblr was built for)
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:05, Share, Reply)
Everyone needs a hobby
"What will my penis fit into" is what Reddit was built for. (as I understand it).
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:19, Share, Reply)
"What will my penis fit into" is what Reddit was built for. (as I understand it).
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:19, Share, Reply)
You get my drift..
shot-first.tumblr.com/post/41794919323
Edit: jahledphotography.tumblr.com/image/41048065942
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:10, Share, Reply)
shot-first.tumblr.com/post/41794919323
Edit: jahledphotography.tumblr.com/image/41048065942
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:10, Share, Reply)
Depeche Mode are back
Sounds like they're doing a Portishead cover, but it's nice enough and the video is pretty and Dave McKean-y
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 7:56, Share, Reply)
Sounds like they're doing a Portishead cover, but it's nice enough and the video is pretty and Dave McKean-y
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 7:56, Share, Reply)
Depeche Mode are SO fucking dull
even his MASSIVE DRUG ADDICTION is boring.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:51, Share, Reply)
even his MASSIVE DRUG ADDICTION is boring.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 9:51, Share, Reply)
Dunno, they used to be upbeat and fun
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a84L1hVVEls
Until the skag kicked in I assume...
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:01, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a84L1hVVEls
Until the skag kicked in I assume...
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:01, Share, Reply)
Hitler named a military operation 'Freya'.
Or it was a radar system, something like that.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:01, Share, Reply)
Or it was a radar system, something like that.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:01, Share, Reply)
Hmmm
their last good album was Songs of Faith and Devotion IMO.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4YEW8uibkY
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 12:48, Share, Reply)
their last good album was Songs of Faith and Devotion IMO.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4YEW8uibkY
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