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This is a link post Considering a bit of Saturday night masochism...
Anyone seen or keen?
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Horne and Corden?
No thanks.
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 1:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's horrible. Turned it off, going to bed.
Apologies.
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This is a normal post Hmmm. I would stick to the more socially-acceptable forms of masochism:
Like wrapping your nuts in barbed wire, stapling your bellend to the table & paying a fat prozzie in stilettos to goose-step over your back.
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This is a normal post you said you wouldn't tell anyone about that!
you said you were offering a confidential service!
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
you forgot having a sweaty truck driver take a dump in your mouth
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This is a normal post Hide behind the sofa and pretend we're out cinema

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This is a link post Pungent Stench
An excellent heavy band give it a listen.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love this band.

(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 1:48, , Reply)
This is a link post GC?

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This is a normal post GHaC

(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 1:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but if you hit replay every time the video ends.........

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This is a link post Pixies - Hey - 1988
Hello lovelies
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about something more
uptempo?
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This is a normal post Hello sexy face...

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post See, this is why I like you:
One can easily tell when you've found the cooking sherry. Miranda posted last night drunk and was just horrid. Horrid! *cries*
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is a nasty drunk
where as I am just delightful! It's also the only time I find you sexy so no wonder you like me drunk.
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post *everyone* finds me sexy, it is a cross, as a naturally gorgeous man, must bear.
You just use alcohol to blot out your constant lesbotic cravings.
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post No I use it to enhance them

(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers Tabs :)
I have neglected Frank's post-pixies stuff. It warrants investigation
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too. I was so disappointed by the "..and the catholics" stuff I didn't bother.
His first two solo albums are ACE, obviously. More recently, "honeycomb" & "nonstoperotik" are almost return to forms.
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed the Grand Duchy album from a few years ago.
Worth giving it a day in court if you haven't listened to it.
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am currently illegally downloading it now.
There is another from last year too.
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers PB
Will legally listen to that this morning
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Now THIS is how to sell water
in an entirely subtle way. God I miss the 70's.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know how they did that
but I have a boner. Don't judge me.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post *judges boner*

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post *holds up score cards*

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This is a normal post 8

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm only gonna give a 4 cos the after dinner conversation wasn't so good.

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, your a spluff then need guff kinda guy hey?

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm happy with an 8
I want to give a speech.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know it said "millimetres"
below the number?
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This is a normal post yes
and?
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Suits me fine
I have a fanny like a wasp.
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yellow and black
an likes a bit of cider? ; )
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't actually believe I said that
It made me laugh though.
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post : D lol
me too
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post To quote from here earlier:
Your fanny, love, looks like an explosion in a squirrel factory.
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I pride myself on my Hippos yawn

(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wizards sleeve?

(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 2:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post only if the taxi's running late... fills an otherwise awkward silence
an awkward silence screaming with mutual shame and embarasment
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are always 'cuddles'

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This is a normal post i'd have to charge you extra for that love

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This is a normal post Of *course* it's a French advert

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This is a link post History Today
...see that GC, that you that is.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post YES!
And just reminded me to watch your Stevie link from last night. *dances round bedroom*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post YAY : D
Have some of this ..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMOYwgQrexs
: D
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This is a normal post Qualiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 2:11, , Reply)
This is a link post The man who can't take anything seriously....
I know hale and pace were a bit shit but this made me laugh.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Their hosting of TOTP is still my favourite.

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This is a normal post ooh not seen that,
will google...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hale and Pace
had a rough time what with the new comedy coming out at the time. I still think they had some gem sketches and stuff. some real lols from them guys.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah they deffo had some moments of gold

(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wrote on series 8.
Hale & Pace were massive back in the early 90s. People forget how popular they were. Some of the material was corny but there were some proper lol moments.
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This is a normal post Wow.
Are you an actual famous person then?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even in the small potatoes world
my potatoes are considered quite titchy. Still working on it.
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 3:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that....
I honestly don't remember any of it being as funny as that clip, and that was good comedy acting by..err......the one with the tash.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post hale and pace
y-tube took down the best h&p sketch ever
sheep prostitutes in wales
classic
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love this sketch
SANDWHICH!
Hale and pace were excellent. Extremely bad taste and low brow but still excellent.
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Considering they were'nt part of the oxbridge comedy footlights brigade...they did some very original and for the time politically correct stuff. stuff.
So...erm what i'm trying to say is...*doesnt know what he's trying to say due to 1ltr of vodka...well very nearlt=y a bottle....in fact scratch that...more like a quart..This could take all night.
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 4:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love their Yorkshire Airways sketch...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJxzDYJ4C3Y
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post This reminds me of me, when I was a kid.
I'm still like it to some extent now. But when I was younger, I used to involuntary laugh or smirk when confronted with serious situations. When I was being told off, the way angry contorted looks on peoples faces just used to make my mouth muscles raise. This of course made people even more angry at me, just compounding the issue more.

I also remember being told that someone had died, and laughed as well. Not because I found it funny, just responded in an involuntary strange way.
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a link post William Basinski - d|p 1.1
recorded by him on the evening of Sep 11th 2001
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is a Great album!
I was only recently introduced to it. I didnt know about this clip though. amazing stuff.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Home made parking sensor

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the 'WHOAH'

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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT4B-NJUcZE
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This is a normal post *throws money at screen*

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Designs money-net for screens - approaches dragons*

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This is a normal post You want guaranteed investment, tell Deborah Meaden it will also catch pies.

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like that annoying twat Keyop from Battle of The Planets.

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This is a link post cat and dominos
CaC etc...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post My cat is watching me watch a cat watching dominoes

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
A dog would appreciate that more
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post A dog would lick his balls while admiring the view

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post of his arsehole?

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Another inventive way to make your cat puke.
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most cats would sit on the rest of the pieces

(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Nathan Fake - You Are Here - Remix
Also known as the theme tune from Charlie Brookers Newswipe, the full version.
Awsome tune...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember my brother was really into Nathan Fake about 8-9 years ago
I'd never heard of him. Funny how artists reemerge.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's reet nice that
cheers
ooh, and there's loads on Spotify, cheers more
That appears to be the Fortdax remix, there's a Fourtet one too
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Solar Fields - Das Bungalow

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Forever not moving

Try b3ta radio 1
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love Solar Fields

Not too keen on a lot of stuff on Ultimae, although I'm getting into James Murray. Have you heard Shulman?
(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 4:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Cat falls off bookcase in the quest for catnip I made this!
There's nothing this cat won't do for catnip!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how 70% of the video is just black
it's like a comment on the empty void that life without catnip becomes
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he put those books back.

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope the lonely couple who have a cat as a substitute for children or conversation found something more productive to do with their evenings.

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post sexual and drug experimentation with said cat perhaps

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This is a normal post Phwoar!

(, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 3:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Amazing song, accompanied by amazing video
If you have a decent speaker setup that can shift some serious bass, you can do a lot worse than this..
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Try

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Luck of the Irish
or some such shite.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why...
Is John Inverdale covered in fake tan?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Two pissed-up Russians having a fight.
Down with this sort of thing.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post did he knock him out?
or did the guy just fall over and pass out?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he was just a bit tired after all that exertion and needed a lie down for a bit.

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the boot to his jaw may have had something to do with it
but I'm no expert
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post edit: fall over and pissed

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why didn't he piss on him at the end?
That's how it should always end.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post That AND a good tea-bagging for good measure.

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post tea-bagging on a piss-stained Russian bobble hat is not a good idea - niet

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This is a normal post It's funny because it could've killed him.

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the bit when the men were fighting.

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit where they lost their families and became drunk,
before kickin the Dostoyevsky outta each other.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was a pretty good prequel, I'll give you that.

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its Bill and Ted's totally homeless adventures
completely new direction in the new films
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This is a normal post HA! Now that I would pay to see.

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This is a link post Yogscast play...Surgeon Simulator 2013
This is how I imagine all operations go, with the surgeon flailing his arms around, knocking everything over...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shitty imitation of the RoosterTeeth boys.
ah.roosterteeth.com/archive/?sid=ragequit&v=more
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its called a commentry
Every popular game commentator on youtube has posted one of these vids.
They are all shitty remakes of eachother.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkXsXSZir5U

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwAce4BD_9c

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWInvzbLPEY

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czpf-4STyJo
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shitty imitation of real surgery
(I'd post a link, but neither i or you want to see real surgery....)
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This is a normal post Eye surgery anyone?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=om8pKLtelqU
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got to the bit where he mentioned forceps
Then my dinner threatened to make a reappearance.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry but that just sounded like
an angry American saying 'fuck' a lot.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Thats just
mean.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Although the idea itself is good
and my son would actually laugh,this to me wasnt that nice and wouldnt have uploaded so as not to look cruel.

Not you, the guy what did.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just can't get behind
the mentality that thinks it's funny to trick little kids. It's not as though it's hard, and little kids feel disappointment like no-one else.

Good idea, implemented on someone who's easy to trick.

3.5/10.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post His birthdays must be great

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Judging by that house, and the pool table. Yeah, I'd imagine they are.

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post what absolutely fucking horrible people.

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing grows better into a well rounded adult
like a child used to humiliation and disappointment.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crush their souls before it's too late!

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
I bet the little cunt deserved it, fucking twat.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wankers

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post pretty much child abuse

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This is a normal post No it really isn't

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This is a normal post I hate kids as much as the next person
but that was the act of a prize twat.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are much more fun and efficient ways of making a child cry.
Quite frankly this is just a waste of everyone's time.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh stop moaning, all you bleeding hearts!
It's welcome break from the usual videos he stars in with those men.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post the worst thing is that isnt even his kid.

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post That
child will hunt him down and execute him.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post They could have put a better toy in the middle, that one looked shit.

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its like a metaphor for when we claim our pensions

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a link post .me. I made this!
sorry, for just another shameless blag.
all criticism welcome.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's well made, but a bit boring. It doesn't go anywhere, it's got the same energy level all the way through. You could maybe do with making a distinct breakdown in the middle to help build up for the second half. Take some elements from the breakdown into the second half for some energy and what not.
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This is a normal post Needs a drop, that lead saw gets pretty annoying after a bit too.
it doesn't go anywhere, good as a base track, chop it up a bit.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post '...potatoes potatoes potatoes...'

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, now even chinese language martial arts films use the same trailer tricks as the US?
Im refering to the slow mo BWOOOOUUURRRRRRRRRrrrr bass noise, and the flicker cut.

Looks alright i guess. Maybe style over substance. My mate saw it and said it was ace.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks pretty good but the trailers a bit generic
love a good bit of Kung Fu and the Ip Man films were pretty hardcore :)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:32, , Reply)

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