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This is a link post NY police public relations #fail
Daily Heil link. Ve'y, ve'y funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post GC #fail

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post GC said no. b3ta GC analysing bullshit #fail

(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was #linked #this #morning
via a #huffpost #article, so #GC calls are #incorrect.

#Now #I'm #getting #hashtag #poisoning #you #hashtagging #cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post #LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post #hashtag
Am I doin' it right?
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post /join #hashtag
fucking twitter stealing the # from IRC ;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Derek is on TV
new clip
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck have I just watched?

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ricky Gervais
great acting skillz
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was before he went 'full retard'?

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was a 'before'?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's Rosie O'Donnel
mocking the disabled ;(
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Roseann "Rosie" O'Donnell
......is an American comedian, actress, author and television personality. She has also been a magazine editor and continues to be a celebrity blogger, LGBT rights activist

totally excused :/
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post She can be a rights activist for LGBT all the fuck she wants..
but is that really any use when you mock another fringe group of society such as the disabled.
Fat ugly cunt of a Merkin ;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post famous for "Never in history has fire ever melted steel!"
9-11 truther (11-9 if you like)
 (I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell
what a bunch of cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Men without hats - Safety Dance literal version
Gc tae fuck ,but needs another outing.....
(Spin Its a thing., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Steven the Seagull Running
Look at the little fella go

edit: that link is a bit shit, have this seagull related one instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYz5SHFHyA
(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in three minds about the seagull laxative one:
1. It's a great prank
2. It's cruel to the seagulls
3. The kids are dickheads

Possibly the last two.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Calcium carbide wrapped in bread, thrown to gulls is always cruel and heartless*
As they die by exploding.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post *frantic scribbling*
Calcium Carbide you say? Hmmm... Where might one find some of that?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post www.caving-supplies.co.uk
In 1Kg tins.
I wouldn't recommend it as the gulls die. WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE GULLS!!!!
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lvhN8icYt8
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could be!
When Calcium Carbide hits water it gives off Oxygen and Acetylene - in an enclosed pressurised space it can spontaneously combust.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, for heaven's sake Placid. Pay attention.
Acetylene, yes. But no oxygen is produced in the reaction with water.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same as this, calcium carbide in barrel, ignited....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4Z4T7j1FWI
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I stand corrected
Just Acetylene
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Anyone with a relative pushing the numbers may have heard of "carbide lamps" for pushbikes as batteries were newfangled or expensive or summat. prewar II, the operation was not simple, but water somehow dripped on said material produced acetylene which burned with a smokey yellow flame.

My gran explained it to me in about an hour, 5 minutes of which were coherent and pertinent and i remain unenlightened.
All my dad said was if you shook them up and threw them they exploded and blew white liquid everywhere, they used to target the local beat copper who looked like he had been bird-shitted afterwards. This is more interesting, me being me, but you would just have got slap if caught, rather than a crim record and a jeremy Kyle invite as per today.
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post And in the winter the water could freeze, so hot piss in the lamp would get it going again.
Unfortunately you also got a very unpleasant smell of hot urine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a more extreme version of the rice and pigeons thing

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Russians are a tad more direct in their seagull eradication
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FUUeqSseERo#t=11

(may cause some collateral damage)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4. its probably not real.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't mean 3. isn't true

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3 is a given.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Pissed-up "KKK" man in Malaga Easter Parade
Showing lots of respect for the Lord.

If you like more traditional slapstick, here's a religious man being fucked by a virgin
(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know that the KKK stole the whole costume from the Spanish Catholics, right?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always presumed so.
It would be asking a lot for them to come up with it independently.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were too busy hating blacks and bumming canoeists to have time to think stuff up.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHHEEE! WHEEEE!

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hipsters be like "I was in to pointy hats and hatred before it was cool".
 (itilliterate, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post DAMN RIGHT WE WERE HERETIC!
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post What filming in portrait was made for!

(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post those hats are disappointingly short.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post IT WAS VERY COLD THAT DAY, OK?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
I once saw an orange order parade in Manchester and they were all, to a man, doing that walking-slightly-sideways-cos-drunk thing. (To this day I can't fathom why they had a Chinese and a black member but they seemed just as pissed as the others anyway)
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is NO place for racism in the Orange Order.
Just hating Catholics.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post These people must get a lot of hassle
....people playing 'drive-by hoopla' for starts
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Torquemada is going to give him such a talking to.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm a complete spaz
And i want to hire a boris bike. I dont want to register online. So I went to a docking station to pay with my credit card but when I paid i couldnt see which bike to take and they were all locked.

help me out here

oh apparently you type in the access code but i could find the key pad by the bike

um. thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Call them
0343 222 6666
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
0343 222 6666 0118 999 881 999 119 7253
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post seems legit

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post "plays Euromillions"

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0898 50 50 50

(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGcE7IvCTs
 (TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't you get a printed out code to tap into the docking bit?
Isn't that how it works?
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep
i couldnt find the keypad but a helpful video is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skZMf4RfBUI
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like he got a cold at 1:03

(stoodles non-bio, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I work for them whats your credit card number, expiry date and CV2 code i will sort it out for you.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that's a stroke of luck

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post its OK for time being
borrowing mates bike. Poss till friday.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post you should put your CC details up anyway, just in case like

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's probably a virus
Go to your computer, find the c:\windows folder! then delete the folder labelled "System32". Ignore all the warnings.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is you:
*BELMS*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post *laughs at the words 'docking station'*

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Yarn bomb monsters
Creative knitting!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats great!
I suspect if a homeless person were to fall asleep on one of those in the dark of night, they might wake up in the morning and think they're being eaten by a children's television show. So pretty much an average Tuesday.

*insufficient mental health care system lols*
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post how the heck do you knit a bench?
what with all the dog shit and needles and broken glass around
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now yarn bomb some homeless people.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is great, but not I suspect, a good use of time

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Somebody else in San Francisco did this knitting project
bernalwood.wordpress.com/2014/01/09/canine-rescue-help-restore-the-doggie-diner-heads/ (scroll down about half way to see it.)

Yes, there is a spare time surplus among the Hipster Knitters around these parts.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should stick to yoghurt weaving...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Christopher Hitchens: Why Women Still Aren't Funny
He always came across as a bit of a spaz to me but whatever.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
as a bit the tits
to thinking of
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Plus ninja edit to counteract the ninja edit

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post typical humanities graduate

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Elaborate...

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post OOH that HONEY glazed lamb looks awesome

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post ¿Que?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post "most men are fantastically unattractive"??
As a drop-dead gorgeous male I take exception to this.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shut it sweet nips.

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah me too

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, he's wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I could become rich from spouting pompous, uninfirmed, cuntish opinions like this guy.
*uninformed
[wank-hands]
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's also dead.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I'm quite happy with my 'alive' status.
I was confusing him with his Daily Heil writing cunt of a brother.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
you could label him with most of those, but I'm not so sure about "uninformed" ;)
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think its a case of "woman aren't funny"
its more like "men are too busy looking at their tits to laugh at their jokes".

I imagine out of the small percentage of women who are "attractive" enough to go on tv, the percentage of those who are good at comedy is smaller still, so as long as they are judged on their looks they will always be in a minority.

It also has to be said that for every female comedian who isn't funny there plenty of male ones who are just as shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post "It also has to be said that for every female comedian who isn't funny there plenty of male ones who are just as shit."
Spot on.
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post How does this explain "Miranda"?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a man !!!

(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's human?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post how does anyone explain bbc comedy..

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't look at women's tits.
I still don't find anything funny about Sarah Silverman, and I'm struggling to think of a female comic that I find funny*. That isn't helped by the dearth of lady comedians on TV and such and I can think of a fair few women in real life that can have me in stitches on queue, so I wonder if the assertion shouldn't be "women aren't funny" so much as "women don't make good stand-up comedians".

*Susan Calman is OK, but saying that is playing into Hitchin's cold, dead hands really.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Bike for mongs.
*k
(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Fucking monkols
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I was going to put a comment in here about this product.

But I will save the energy for beating the twats that will buy it.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post So it's a scooter?

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post everything about this is ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Small wheels and a high centre of balance.
Perfect for downhill, over the handlebars, action.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post totally
especially if you're 6'4" like me
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post my thoughts exactly
www.mountainskyver.com/htdocs/de/index.php

And there is a whole market for it?? (second company)
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post This will cut my hiking time in half!

(chompedhomas, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do it twice

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Shopping Centre Flash Mob Beaten To Death By Members Of The Public
I did let out a little 'Yes!' ,then realised its a spoof :(


 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are they still a thing?
I had a similar idea for a skit where people battered "zombies" to death with golf clubs before realising they were just sad cases dressing up for some zombie-based bandwagon. At which point, they mutilated their corpses even further.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post *throws money at screen/concept*

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would loan you a few ice-picks for such a culling

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Magician
The Great Adult
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worst Harry Potter yet.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Classic.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candles PB!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Such a brilliant series, that.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of my favourite sketches from this series.
"The thick of it" and "veep" are pretty shit but everything else he touches turns to gold.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, Veep was terrible.
Thick of It was funny in places but then was ruined by that actors noncery.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Avril Lavigne's latest effort should appeal the folks responsible for the inexplicable Japanese music trend going on on /Links lately.
The song is an audible hell, but goodness, the things I'd like to do to 'er...
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post It managed to combine a god-awful song with a particularly shitty video.
Well done.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post She is such a trailer skank.
Would.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a trend
it's a small minority
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Correction: *vocal* minority.
ANYONE WHO CAN'T SEE THE INTRINSIC APPEAL OF J-POP IS AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post wanders in...
*whistles a bit and walks out again*
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post not playing for me
it would be hell on earth anyway.

edit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avMo9ssoQL0

it is hell on earth. Song average western pop, very katy perry. Very anodyne. Very unstructured and confused. #

edit 2
www.dailymotion.com/video/x1913s1_babymetal-headbanger-night-of-15-mix-ver_music go to 2 mins
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avMo9ssoQL0
that should work.
She is bloody attractive though so she can make music that sounds like my one year old rooting through his toy box
 (Queef In a Jar, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never emulate a genre you're not part of...
...and never walk alone...
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blondie did it perfectly

(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post She needs to realise she's not 19 anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. Wiki says she's 29 .
Still looks like a 19 year old though.
 (felixcoen, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paraphrasing a line of defence you've used before?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha Ha
Honest guvnor.
 (felixcoen, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was a tad surprised myself
looks acts
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL!!
Produced by the total Legend Will I am, must be good then ;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post this explains why it was sucky
and incoherent

poor songwriting

yap yap yap
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man, she needs punching in the face......
with my cock, several hundred times.
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post might as well prod her lightly with a marshmallow then

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Photos around Coventry I have taken this last year. I made this!
Burned out cars are not featured.
 (Fluffster, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Innit beautiful?
No wonder they call it the Dresden of the north.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top stuff
Spot on composition in all of those. I feel I need to go to Hill Top alleyway and conduct some shady business looking at that..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was the only picture I took where I had trouble.
Two guys tried to mug me after I took the shot. Luckily a few friends were round the corner at the top of Hill Top and came to my aid.
 (Fluffster, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cor blimey
A sinister looking alleyway that really is genuinely full of menace and unscrupulous goings on
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post The old man lives by Hawkesbury Junction
or 'Hawkesbury Village' as it is now known. Nice work
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who is this old man?

(Fluffster, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me dad...
not my penis
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have a splendid eye for photos.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post This^^

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most impressive

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one matey ;)
Loved the pic of the old Cathedral after the rain and also the Lunt Fort in Bagington - used to play around there a lot when I was a kid, perfect distance to ride to from Cheylesmore and also watch the planes at the airport.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post all of my fave colours in one place

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff
especially the pub - not so jolly now eh, colliers?
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I should have named the picture that!

(Fluffster, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Steven Seagull running
Ronseal. He is very 'army' in his running.
(Queef In a Jar, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually
He has a bit of camp wrist flick going on.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post his arms flap about
as if they aren't connected.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Glasses that give a shit when you don't want to

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
They haven't really thought this one through have they?
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear wtf

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft, this was done ages ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB1eXlvfo-s
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post great!
A solution i don't understand to a problem i don't understand.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure what to say about that. Definitely not "Throws money at screen" though.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a link post MORE MIND CONSTIPATION!!!11 I made this!
This time, a chemistry conundrum for your Wednesday brains. Good luck!
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Jurassic park gif NSFW
it's probably been around the internet a decade, but there you go (NSFW buttocks)
If you're actually at work, have some stylish and SFW windscreen wipers: http://i.imgur.com/PGVAyr9.gif. I'm presuming it's russia
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sigh*
clever girls
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I genuinely wanted those two to get eaten by the dinosaurs in that film
or that kid to remain stuck in that fucking car beyond the means of Sam Niel to rescue, and then hurtle to his doom screeming in terror.

Most of all, when she was waving that torch about in that car because she was afraid and not holding it together like anybody else would with a tyrannosaurus rex a few yards away from her, I wanted the torch to explode and kill her with small bits of razor sharp shrapnel because of dodgy Taiwanese lithium batteries or something, and Geoff Goldblum or whatever he's called to mutter "that was unexpected."
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha I wanted the Hobbits in Lord of the rings to die...violently
not just the main four but the whole village of the little fuckers. I wanted to see thousands of orcs or goblins or whatever the baddies were, charging into the quaint little hamlet with bloody swords and axes. The place would be left lifeless and smouldering. The pond will be full of headless hobbit bodies.

i fucking hate those films.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Do you Tajazzle?
GC doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2:28
Sarah Alexander (or Samantha Janus, I never can tell which is which)?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Janus
lol
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was at school briefly with Samantha before she was whisked away by the demands of acting
she was rather nice then
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post is this true?
i didn't even know she was a brit.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I asked her out once
She said no. But then she was in the pub with a date. Still, you've got to give these things a go - It could have been her brother or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post bloody hell

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Raspberry flavour in all the right places!
What, like on your raspberries?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Umm...

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Beetlejuice Breaks in and Spends the Night
lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am calling GAKE!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post BEGAKE BEGAKE BEGAKE!
surely?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post on passable tv show Community, they say the word beetlejuice 3 times over three seasons. quick viewers might spot something on the third
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19FMU3M7Jtk
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's no pcmechanic :(
4 eva in r hartz
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a link post HDR Photos of Seaford during Easter Weekend (Part 1) I made this!
Just a bunch of photos I took over the weekend of the town I live in. Yup, oversaturated and garish HDR, sorry but that's just how I roll.

Part 2

Part 3
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would like these
but why HDR may I ask?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
I would love to see some of these shots in their original condition.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post But that isn't what the blog is for....
Edit: I had toyed with the idea of running 2 blogs, one with normal photos but to be honest, I rarely update this one let alone 2 blogs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post What do you mean?
Why take HDR? Or why this style of HDR? I could easily take loads of standard nice photos, but I don't think that's anything to create a blog about. I create these over saturated grungy HDR pics because I like what they look like and it's nice to see things in a different light so to speak. All personal preference like any art I guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post both really
but good for you, do your thing
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post i know nothing of photography..
...so I cannot comment on composition and all that stuff but some look ace and some look so unnatural it detracts what would be a nice photo. The ones that tend not to 'look right' seem to have more in the frame
 (MarsLandingParty, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the feedback
yeah I get what you mean, bright areas become a really odd grey colour, it's difficult to avoid that when it's so bright outside, my camera was on its fastest shutter speed in these photos.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post "i know nothing of photography.."
Your Flickr suggests otherwise.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:59, , Reply)

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