Usually hate these autotuned videos...
But this is tip top.
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Loz I'm still here., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 18:15,
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When they do these well, they're great.
I approve.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 19 Aug 2014, 18:29,
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Ace!
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:47,
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Autotune is excellent for making songs! But not out of things that are already songs...
Have you ever heard of Symphony of Science?
Quantum World
symphonyofscience.com/
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Super Army Soldiers
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 18:05,
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i have heard that richard is getting fed up with your bragging
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 18:53,
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It's not just our Trumptons that like going on strike.
The Belgian ones do as well. Though they appear to be more mischievous.
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The look on his face is brilliant.
"Can we go home now, Sarg? I'm all wet".
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Agoraphobic Nosebleed - Make A Joyful Noise EP
Celebrating the recent announcement that ANb are to play live for the first time ever(except that one time during a Pig Destroyer gig ten years ago but that was only thirty seconds long so doesn't count) next year, here's their utterly ludicrous Decibel christmas flexi.
Best christmas powerviolence release since that 4xWheelchair one.
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:36,
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what the fuck was that?
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:44,
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That sort of 'music', to be honest, is fucking awful. And I can listen to just about anything.
No. Really. It is.
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I liked the bit
that rhymed, just before the key change and the harmony cut in.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 17:31,
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One of Pig Destroyer is playing with them I believe.
\m/
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 17:57,
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Wow, I bet they're invigorating live.
I do like a band with a bit of commitment.
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It took 20 years to be able to like this stuff.
I don't know how to explain what makes one like/tolerate/hate music. I think it's all about the intention of the artist. Lame music is lame, and horrible noise with musical intention is something I'll listen to.
And now, back to Miles Davis at the Isle of Wight festival of 1969.
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that is fucking shit
they should be made to stand and watch while their equipment is burned to ashes.
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What Mice Do To A House - Secret Footage
I made this!
Chilling audio recording with subtitles.
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it's been a crap day
but this cheered me up
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 18:23,
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Haha, me and the missus loved it
OOH ENYA!
(i fucking hate Enyema with a consuming passion)
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Fucking top notch
I am still giggling, good work!
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Fronds are waving gently on, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:17,
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Japanese man makes terrifying girlfriend out of shower nozzle
Ronseal!
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Who said lomance is dead?
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:33,
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suds to be you !
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 18:56,
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not as disturbing as I expected, somehow.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 17:28,
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At least the water wasn't coming out the bottom of his er.. ladyfriend
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my favorite part is where he blacked out his eyes,
as if nobody could guess what they possibly look like, and that completes his disguise.
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seeing as how everyone is being spammy and its great british bake off
I made this!
look, I'm eating soil next and baking it into a cake. Cut me some slack, aye?
c
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I think 'Noel’s Melon Energy Balls' is the best name for anything ever
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:25,
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I can't wait until Noel Edmunds gets fingered by yewtree and locked up.
I hope people were abused by him just for the reason of having him off TV permanently.
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haha!
sounds like you could scoop it into vodka shots once it's cooked
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other bloggers, this is how it's done.
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I made the mistake of reading the Irn Bru/Chicken post while q-tipping my ears (very busy day) and almost skewered my brain out laughing.
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the blog certainly has a peculiar humour to it
that folks over here find funny
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Another B3tan off the streets.
Before noon, too. You can't teach that.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:43,
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I was about to say "that's got to be TheSundaeLunch".
In which case I will post the obligatory "Tabs?" comment.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:51,
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I'd have been naked.
This was an amateur, but still surely a B3tan.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:00,
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You're the only B3tan I know from Watford.
And naked you say? :-D
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Only when
drunk and blocking the entire ring road.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:09,
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Dearie me.
That's "Drunk AND disorderly behaviour".
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:57,
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Just got back..
...from Tenerife and wanted to watch a program about Mount Teide as I drove up there ( fantastic drive ) Could not find anything so ended up watching this instead.
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Didn't anyone tell that mountain that smoking is bad for it?
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I like Tenerife
I think it gets a bad rep, but it's actually a really interesting place. The food, the culture, and the landscape is very different from mainland Spain. And Teide is the tallest mountain in Spain, fact fans...
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Agreed.
It's an amazing island and highly underrated as long as you stay away from the south coast. Anaga peninsula must be one of the most stunning places in Europe.
edit: Some photos https://www.flickr.com/photos/pahakyy/sets/72157628604201235/
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Technically, it's not Europe.
Well, it's outside the EU even though it's Spanish territory.
Just remember that if you're trying to bring back a ton of fags and that honey-rum stuff, you're on worldwide duty-free limits, not EU rules.
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Nice pics :)
Been there a few times, but was too busy drinking like a typical Brit to bother going up.
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Callao Salvaje...
....is where I stayed in a villa. Quiet - good for families. Second time there, may have to go again next year and explore the north of the island.
Also wished I taken my DSLR instead of a 5 year old crappy compact - still got a nice pic from the top - https://flic.kr/p/owbURe
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I've been to Los Gigantes a couple of times. The cliffs (paedo-lols) there are just bonkers.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:19,
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I once went up the mountain as a passenger in a mini bus.
Scary stuff. Driver was a Geography teacher and was looking everywhere but the road ahead, busy pointing out to our respective kids and spouses all the geological features of the volcano. Fascinating as this was … sitting on the right hand seat, closest to 'the drop', as fuck-off huge lorries squeezed past us, was terrifying. Little shrines every so often … many more than i expected … did nothing for my bowels, that's for sure.
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Guy loses fantasy football league
this was his forfeit. Brilliant.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 14:50,
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I thought so cheers.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:11,
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Where's their fucking wingmirror?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 19 Aug 2014, 14:53,
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On the left and right side like everyone else's?
Or do you mean the car with the duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudes?
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:02,
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The dude car
1:29
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:21,
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dafuq is wrong with the video??
Felt like I had just dropped 14 Clarky Cats
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something youtube does it it i think
not sure why, clearly trying to be too clever for its own good. most videos are like that now, it's a massive fuck-up imo.
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Don't mention the Militarization of the American police...Feck.
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 19:58,
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This could beinteresting, if it gets going
speakers in lightbulbs so music follows you round the house
without Sonos type stuff
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There's a mate of mine who lived in China for a decade
when he first moved there he went to a park with his wife and daughter for a break from dreary urban hideousness that is Beijing. To his horror, as he walked beneath the trees, he realised patriotic, Party approved, 'relaxing,' music was wafting out of the branches.
Hampstead Heath with speakers in the trees if you like.
This reminded me of that
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That's literally
straight out of '1984'.
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:10,
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Out in the rural villages the party still wakes you up with some cheery slogans
still in some places here in 'nam too
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I always wanted one of these since I saw one in Selfridges:
www.elipson.com/en/model/220_Sound-Tree.html
When I have a spare £15k, obvs.
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Google Greggs
Google Greggs and it seems they have been Providing shit to scum.
Click for bigger (162 kb)
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excellen
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I like Greggs
Apparently I'm scum?
I don't understand the snobbiness. It provides decent cheap food. All the posh cunts taking the piss out of it are just fools for paying £6.50 for their artery-busting pulled pork in barbecue sauce bun in brioche.
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shut up scum!!
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I can't say I've ever been in one.
It's been Viz's poster-boy for chaviness since the late 90s when they ran a piece on "how posh is Posh Spice". They went round her house looking at all the posh stuff, but her commonness was revealed when a Gregg's carrier bag was found stuffed down the back of one of her sofas.
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Nowt wrong
with a corned beef pasty :)
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 14:26,
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I'm a chicken slice man myself
With the occasional jumbo sausage roll.
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Every now and then I get a craving for a
chicken slice and a steak bake. Love them, just have to control my intake of them. Great hangover cure too.
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Greggs is very good food at very good value for money
many of the middle class turn their snobbish noses up to it because it is popular with the masses, and in their veins they think they are better than the masses and therefore what's popular with the masses must be beneath them. That's why whenever there is a soccer ball link posted here all the snobbish middle class wankers express their disdain of the sport, as if they are impressing anyone. Fucking spastics
I did meet an American once and whilst I was showing him a snowy keen to show us it's ferocious fangs, said the 'best thing about the UK was Greggs.' I would draw the line well before that, and did give him one of my raised eyebrow expressions, but I think the Barnet branch had impressed him.
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By Golden Square?
It's quite funny because that one used to be a really trendy clothes boutique at one point too. Greggs won out, though.
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What kind of stuff do they have? I've never been.
Is it just pasties, sausage rolls and similar?
I think I'd rather get a kebab or some fried chicken tbh.
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They're a baker
So there are loads of stuff like pasties, sausage rolls, pizza slices, etc. but also they sell fresh baked products (bread, sweet pastries, cakes).
There's also a decent selection for lunch of things like sandwiches, salads, a soup of the day...
Basically, there's a pretty wide selection, the food's alright, and it's cheap and convenient.
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I occassionally eat there but it's all pretty greasy though wouldn't you say?
Maybe that's as you get further North though. That's probably why I've never seen salad in one either.
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I met an
American over here once, and she said: "The best thing about England is your drug dealers are so polite!"
Apparently someone had approached her in that there London and asked if she wanted to score, and when she declined he had just smiled and walked on. She added "In Rapid City, he'd at least have threatened to shoot me."
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It was funny during the "riots", when the fire spread to a Greggs on the news
A whole wave of Facebook/Twitter posts yelling "NOW IT'S PERSONAL".
Almost Monty Python-esque
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"very good food"? HA
Cheap, fat-, salt- and sugar-heavy food is slowly killing the developed world. Childhood obesity is currently rocketing year-on-year in the UK and Greggs, MacDonalds, KFC &c. are a major contributory factor to both.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:45,
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If you are the sort of twat who eats to much of it
i'm perfectly healthy and eat loads of salty, sugary foods, along side some home cooked food, when I can be bothered to cook.
Sadly the alternative available on the high street is either nauseatingly disgusting health food generally sold by full of shit alien looking hippies, or utterly overpriced health food marketed as health food or organic by the big retailers the middle class don't have no problem shopping at like Waitrose and Sainsbury's.
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It also helps if you have a job which doesn't involve sitting in a chair FOREVER.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:23,
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It's important to eat a balanced diet and stuff like this in moderation is no harm.
Although if stupid parents want to stuff their fat kids into an early clogged artery grave without teaching them good eating habits, so be it. Just nature doing it's thang.
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Strange...
I've never known any actual middle-class people actually turning their noses up at it. There's a stereotype that the middle classes stereotype it - but I'm not sure how much substance there is to it.
Christ: you've got me defending the middle class now. Eeep.
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Odd that I spent fourteen months getting my breakfast in one twice a week on route to film
and didn't see a suit waiting behind me once, and that was Barnet Hight Street. Workman and working class women with kids were the other customers
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There's no bigger snobs than the self-professed working class.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 17:57,
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That took a while to spot
Holy shit that's amazing! :D
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 19 Aug 2014, 14:26,
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Was about to link this myself!
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I saw a 24 hour Greggs in Glasgow once with a queue
..of at least 50 people at 3 a.m. They had to have a security guard to keep order. So yes.
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I used to work in a bakers
Greggs put far much more fat and salt into their produce then we ever did.
Fat is cheap and salt hides the taste of rancid meat.
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Arise, future leader of Britain.
This bloke is ace, along with all his sockpuppet Twitter accounts. Especially the ones who he talks to in this conversation. https://twitter.com/LeaderBonehill/status/496419571247505408
Gets Pissflaps' vote anyway.
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Didn't he get done recently for being a complete mentalist?
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Reading into his back story now. Looks like a proper little cunt.
Tried to get elected as a Tory councillor. Failed. Got drunk and broken into a police station.
Tried to join the EDL. Too extreme for them, they thought.
Started up this one-man nutcase group, invents splinter cells around the country with Twitter acccounts, and tells the world that paedos and pakis should all be killed, or something.
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Oh yes I remember now.
Breaking into the police station was a fucking stupid thing to do. I guess he has mental problems.
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Reads like
a Daily Mail comment generator.
"Is it no coincidence that genetic disability is rife amongst the Left-Wing? Their genes dictate this, vile, verminous and diseased people!"
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Bonehill = Bonehead
If that was a Muslim he would be in prison by now
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Here's where he got done
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-26375545
I hear there's more to come very shortly He'll be sharing a cell with Big Bubba and his soap-on-a-rope.
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Oscar Peterson - C Jam Blues
Kick back, relax, and wrap your lugholes around some jazz this fine summer afternoon.
Niiice.
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Niiice indeed.
Spent the morning listening to Kenny Burrell so this slides in nicely.
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Forgive me for not knowing that name
I shall look up his music (and judge your character based upon my opinion of it, obviously)
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Midnight Blue
Despite its softcore porn name, is his best.
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Those 9 minutes went by in a flash. A pleasure to listen to, Admiral.
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Glad to know your aural senses have had a deep jazz massage
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You're very welcome, O Touched One
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Thoroughly enjoyed this.
Some longer jazz pieces are esoteric and noodly but this one stays on-track the whole way through.
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I always play the same game listening to Oscar Peterson
There must be a bum not somewhere, a slight mis-timing. But time and again, he's flawless. Even if you think you might have found something, it could be attributed to expression and quite honestly who's the authority here, me or the greatest technical jazz pianist of all time?
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Having dabbled in jazz a little over the years
hearing how it should be done is always quite sobering.
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Lights Out
EDIT: A Short horror movie. Kind of creepy.
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Crocodile time!
The infamous Crocodile Run stunt from live and let die.
Pretty sure it's GC.
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Holy crap
I'd always assumed they were animatronic
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 13:32,
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voltage controlled videogame console?
sooo basically they just removed the buttons?
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A review of a Photo Romance comic FROM THE FUTURE!
I made this!
My comics blog, back after a break. Enjoy.
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