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This is a link post For those who loved Mike Read's UKIP Calypso I made this!
..a reply to it, in parody form
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I pressed 'I like this' so I could state that I hate all political songs (nothing against this one)
I hate the ones Rory Bremner did, what Billy Bragg did, and what UKIP did.
The only one I liked was that one with Mr Bean.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...but I like this one.
I'll make that clear before someone complains.
...but I can't love it.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a link post The public domain review collection of gifs
Ronald the seal approves
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Knife Throwing Mother is awesome!

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post But she missed :(

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post not my usual porn gifs
*unzips anyway*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a link post The KING of unfunny,
This bloke has HUNDREDS of these videos.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post *waits for punchline*



*waits*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post About as entertaining and funny as Dom.
That fucking bitch....etc.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candles Bready!!!
Also, hi
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Townso!!! Thank you!

I trust all is well, drop me a mail when you get a chance and we can catch up, i'm hardly here anymore.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me neither
Combination of time zones and work.

I guess I should just join the gay shift

Will gaz you this weekend
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bender.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post You wish

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post *buys kebab and case of wine*

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post omg is he still going?
i know someone who speaks exactly like him
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Imagine if you had to live next door to the guy. Or work with him.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post got through all of that
just felt sad at the end.

so alone

cold
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post hes lost weight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJZlS2z9sY4&list=UUCUYC2qeqaZ2gJ9hchmVrKQ&index=236
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh man, be quiet.
Is that your pond in the background? Maybe you should just spend your time maintaining that instead of making these shit videos.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Who remembers
Ronn Lucas and Scorch?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Made me think of Gilbert The Alien.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, yes.
Has there ever been a funny ventriloquist?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, no there hasn't
www.amazon.com/Better-Living-Through-Ventriloquism-Running/dp/B001G8WU4E
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes there has
cheeky monkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT_W6FwN_hY
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I quite liked Ray Allen and Lord Charles
youtu.be/C3Zn3M-WMzM
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Britain had Orville the Duck and America had this???

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post his rapping made me think of the dancing in this show, for some weird reason
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J84s-VK3Do
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a link post weird old comedians? go on then... Roy Jay

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this guy
flashbacks!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Dead.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes sadly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mKuFWsRft4
Published on Jul 21, 2014
Remember that guy who used to appear on TV back in the late 70's and 80's? He would dress up in a convict's uniform and say "Spook" and "Slither Hither" a lot. A massive favourite in schoolyards all over the country... He also had a great singing voice and made a little known single "Vehicle" b/w "You Might Need Somebody" which possibly did not even gain a full release!
Although thought by many to be American, Roy was of Scots/Irish/Norwegian descent. In the early 70's, following being a Pontin's Bluecoat in Morecambe, Lancashire, he started out as a straight gag man, then achieved a little fame and much notoriety around the clubs when he started to use a catchphrase....'Kin 'ell!

He was banned from a couple of clubs, most notably one in Wythenshawe. As well as being a comedian, he was also a singer, working with the South African group, "Four Jacks and a Jill" in Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe) in 1975. The band were a very popular draw on TV there, having several shows. Following this, he developed the 'Slither' routine and broke into TV. He was popular on mid-80s shows (The Laughter Show, Seaside Special, Crackerjack, etc.) and fronted ad campaigns for Square Crisps and Schweppes.

Roy Jay exposed himself on stage at a show and then stormed off stage in Jersey in the 80's because nobody laughed at his jokes, though he denied being drunk, and this spelt the end of his TV career. He was allegedly convicted for his behaviour.

It seems long after his TV career, Roy toured in the US, supporting P.J. Proby in 2003 before ending up in Benidorm and opening a club. He continued his comedy exploits and died in an Alicante hospital, penniless, in December 2007. His funeral was paid for by a local businessman (a good friend of Roy) after his body laid unclaimed for 2 weeks following his death. The funeral was at Villajojosa Crematorium on January 22nd 2008.

He had spent years battling addiction to gambling, alcohol and substance abuse. He worked the clubs, (one being Chaplin's Bar) and was noted for being the comic people saw before the famous stripper, Sticky Vicky, took to the stage with her mix of stripping and magic! A very talented but tormented guy who is all but forgotten today!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post TL;DR

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's freakin me out, man.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah! The memories :)

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's the one who touched me!

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Thought I'd weigh in with this comedy giant

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's not even Jim Davidson.
Imagine that.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus
That's painful.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus
That's horrendous
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh...my...god...

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it too late to firebomb Sky TV?

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a cunt

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a link post seeing how its funny as cancer friday
I WIN. None SHALL defeat the UNFUNINYEESSSS OF THIS NONE MEMEMMEMEM MEM EMEMM
ME

I ME

II IIII MEMEMMEE
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You utter, utter bastard.
I'm not going to be able to laugh at ANYTHING for at least a few hours now.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey.
There was a Bernard Manning joke (the crocodile one) from th 80s in the middle of that.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post you got to the middle?

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my Christ
it's like punk never happened
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh god
that program is so shit!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was shit...
...but I did quite like the drunk-man-in-a-pub joke.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post *ignores*

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It was a shite lot funnier than the bits i've seen of the actual show itself...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter!
Friday afternoon at the Pictures!
It's really, really silly, but I love it.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched that on VHS
a number of years ago.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Museum of Artifacts.
Pictures of old things.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post that plague mask is the stuff of nightmare

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those Athenian guys are jacking off together O_0

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Jokes read by strangers NSFW I made this!

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stubbo did it better.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post What did Stubbo post all those moons ago. I've utterly forgotten.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post This
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=89799&board=links_only
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest,
I quite liked stubbo...
*hides*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post she's hawt
if that's what you're referring to
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.
Because she got an unprovoked shitload of aggro and still stuck around. For a few days anyway.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post OMGZ HILRIOUS FUNNEEZ

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Unfunny Cunts Friday continues.... NSFW
There's bombing and then there's bombing.

And then there's bombing in portrait.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
Open mic at the asylum?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post cringe

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Magnificent
BTW, if he had been drinking, how come he just got arsey but was not slurring his words?

If I get drunk, my power of speech is the first thing to go
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post He sounded a bit slurry to me.
"You know who built all the skyscrapers in this building?"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs more tax avoidance

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was pretty funny
I went to an open mike comedy in ealing studios once and some radical feminist turned viciously on the audience when they wouldn't laugh at what was essentially a diatribe. I think I was the only one, but I laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair. Sometimes I find watching comedians bomb funnier than the ones who get laughs
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
Which is why I'm excited that a new open mic night has started up in town, I love open mic nights!

Always entertaining, occasionally funny.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I can't look away. I just can't look away.

Why does he keep going? Even when`they start councilling the poor fucker.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's strangely compelling, isn't it?

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
by fuck that was a trainwreck
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Motor Boat
..works better than expected
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post wheee that looks fun!

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post My expectations were pretty low
So yeah...that beats it.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, a pleasant surprise.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post gake surley?

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
No those fuckers are real ashly.
Nice safety protocols.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 3:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Is it 'unfunny cunts' Friday? Here's a story about Jimmy Carr dying on his arse at the Q Awards.
The ham-faced twat got no laughs for his Pistorius jokes. From what I can see, it's not because they were contraversial but because they contained no material to laugh at.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm not keen on jimmy carr because i don't think he's naturally funny, a lot of his delivery feels quite forced
but i must admit that did make me laugh
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post He can be good
But sometimes he goes down the route of shock over quality. In this instance, the jokes just weren't funny.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post A bit of both I guess
Spitting out jokes about recent events like that out of the blue will sink like lead half the time, anywhere. An audience being filmed with reputations to worry about are also less likely to laugh along with controversial material. As you say, he also actually forgot to insert any humor, which is reasonably critical if you want to make people roar with mirth
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post What are the Q awards
should I know?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comedian famed for telling controversial jokes, tells controversial jokes
Some people are offended, as always.
Click-hungry "news" sites find another few thousand page views.
And so the world keeps turning.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post i can't find a video of this joke anywhere
but from the read up, it's hardly that bad ffs, i would of laughed
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't help
when you look like Richard Nixon
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post a lot of comedians get stumped on pistorius gags

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post If someone books Carr for a gig, then complains that the material is controversial,
they're shit at their job.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Chris Moyles attempts to be youtube sensation.
Flops.
I tried to watch one of his video, unbearable beyond words.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Tyler Oakley, Troye Sivan, Smosh and Zoella are not, it’s fair to assume, holding nightly crisis talks."
Who?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh god
look at the picture on the right

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Tyler+Oakley&oq=Tyler+Oakley&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.463j0j7&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8

"youtube personality" apparently
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post hah looks exactly like i expected
stupid hair, check. stupid glasses, check. shirt buttoned all the way up like a paedophile, check.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post indeed!
he's jimmy savile reborn
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard of Smosh...
Though I don't know who he / she / they / it are / is.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post "But, for now at least, this feels like the waste of a talented broadcaster"
HA HA HA HA THEY'RE KILLING ME WITH THESE JOKES.

Never understood the apparent appeal of the twat. Just talked about himself with an entourage of whooping arselickers. Utterly pointless.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post the only thing that was good about Chris Moyles
is that he wasn't Nick Grimshaw
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the where am i bit used to make me laugh, mainly because an old welsh dj whose name escapes me used to mispronounce lots of place names but the rest of his programme was terrible, if i made the sort of money he did from doing not much with little talent i'd have retired long ago and fucked off abroad
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell, how many candle people are there today!?
Grats, sir!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're the same person's puppet accounts.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thankfully not many people are
And many candles!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I totally agree with you
it was defiantly a case of better the dick head you know.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post the thing is though
he was a cunt to people on air and off air. You can say "haha banter" or
"it's part of the act" when your on air, but when your off air, people don't
want to work with a cunt.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post My wife refers to him as an
"Odious Little Man"
That's why she's great.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Little?

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Penis

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post when did he get AIDS?

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Northerners
trapped in a lift
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eugenics gets a bad press
But when you think about it, what's the problem? Improving the stock of humanity is surely a good thing, judging from these troglodytes.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Improving the stock until you accidentally select for psychopaths and incompetents because they're the most personable.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was amazing on so many levels.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fully approve
of trapping northeners in lifts.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's all ring 07955 621745 and say
"Ahahahahahaha you were trapped in a lift!"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's wrong on so many levels.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would be ace if they were trapped in a lift again when you called though

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be unlucky on so many levels.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Done

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah... "Are you trapped in a lift?"

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cut the rope

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That woman in the black by the door on the left
has the universal "26 year old gran" hairstyle.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Duh! Let's put our phone number on the internet.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a link post South Carolina's most embarrassed shoplifter.
Gee.............I wonder why she tried to steal them!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post they "handcuffed the teenage". bet she enjoyed that!

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Panono announces pricing and availability for rolling ball camera
Now these look groovy. They also look completely affordable by today's standards for photographic gear

https://www.panono.com/#/en/panoramas
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw that earlier, looks fun
waiting for someone (in the comments) to complain about the lack of 4K video though
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Quite
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been away from photography for a while
so all of this anti-Canon, anti-anything-with-a-mirror, and anything-that-doesn't-record-4K-is-shit (even a broadcast quality lens & camera) gearheaded tribalism is new to me
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I steer clear of most photography websites like the plague
I find brand fanboys irritating beyond my levels of tolerance. Most seem so caught up in technical specifications they have forgotten most of that simply doesn't matter
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post The review sites are fine mostly
just don't scroll down to the comments section. A bit like Youtube in that respect. Or indeed most websites.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does it film in portrait though?

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Happy Friday, b3ta

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Silly Mongs

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaaha
forrins
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is damn sexy

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing says sexy music video like wheelie bins, social housing and obesity

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post More candles!

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post CANDLES

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mental illness, you forgot to say mental illness.
And extra chromosomes
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love those leggy blonde Dutch girls

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Kurwa Chuck Norris!

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:12, , Reply)

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