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This is a link post Bill Nye Explains The Universe. NSFW

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Am I supposed to like this because of Bill Nye.
Or hate it because of Amy Smear?
I know neither of these people but would like to maintain internet continuity.

I liked and clicked accordingly, unless I'm mot supposed to like, in which case I didn't at all.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post She has a really annoying face.
Bill Nye i don't mind.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:33, , Reply)
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I dont know if its the whiney voices or the fat faces but I just cannot watch any merkin comedy.
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 8:03, , Reply)
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Haha nice one I was just telling my Dutch workmates about this loon and was going to find out what he is saying now but you have done it for me ;)
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:38, , Reply)
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Magnitude 6.8 near Alaska with four planetary alignments still being active. The square Venus-Mercury-Earth was good for two 7-pointers in early May. Just saying...

www.emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/earthquake.php?id=444260

Julie Chin Still part of the Pacific Rim!! You called it pretty good!
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Is Tinder a Meat Market?
I wouldn't know, but this piece of prime Dutch beef is right swiping everyone.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post not the first time someone beat their meat using a phone
AMIRITE?
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post apparently not...

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Rick Baker's Make-Up and Special Effects Legacy
Following up from another link posted the other day. Rather cool.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
I love Rick Baker
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saved for later, Ta

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 13:52, , Reply)
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Lots of it is up for auction at the moment too:

propstore.auctionserver.net/view-auctions/catalog/id/22/?page=1


Tempted to get me a ballchinian
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some mad stuff on there
Can see Jacko's lifecast going for a lot more than that

propstore.auctionserver.net/view-auctions/catalog/id/22/lot/2583/?url=%2Fview-auctions%2Fcatalog%2Fid%2F22%2F%3Fpage%3D1
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers for the link
I'm tempted to get

THE NUTTY PROFESSOR (1996) - Papa Klump's (Eddie Murphy) Costume and Mask



but living near Tamworth I'd only look 'athletic' wearing this..

may go for something else though - nice one
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Instalike.

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Harper Lee can eat shit...Bruce has published 3 novels!
This is a review of his book Striker. Who knew...
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic.

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post TBH I was expecting it to be about Bruce Lee's oeuvre

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup =(

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post This^^
I am disappoint.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was a top read!
Seems out of place on that clickbaity site....
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a link post An improved version of that strange guy in his motivational advert
that always plays before youtube videos at the moment (i need adblock, i know)
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post The additional pylons cracked me up

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing!

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post *constructs additional pylons*

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post ace!
I had to find the original advert though just to compare.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every time I get this as a preroll on youtube
I turn the volume down, go and get a drink, and leave the advert to play all the way through so that the weird fucker has to pay for it.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post do they have to pay per minute
or per impression?

Edit: Yeah pretty sure it's the same cost, per impression, unless it prevents you from skipping which costs extra.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post On skippable ads
He pays a set amount if you watch beyond a certain point. So I suppose I could stop it from running all the way through, really, but I don't like to take the risk.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
you know that there are subliminal messages in that video though right? Even with the sound down he uses quantum information waves that travel across space and time and make you want to kill people.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know him, watched some video, he reads daily, not all he says is cliche, his life plan
worked out for him, he's okay in my book :P
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is good...the two bits at very end cracked me up..
too...I must go now I feel an urge to go out and put up a pylon.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gotta love Lambo owners for entertainment value
Just type "lamborghini " into YouTube search box and pick the first of the suggested matches.

Owning a new Lamborghini is roughly the same as having the words "clueless idiot" tattooed on your forehead.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's very correct.

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!
This advert has been fucking me off for ages.

"The thing I'm really proud of are these 7 bookshelves, holding 2000 new books I just bought" How the fuck are you gonna read those? Even if you read one a day it's gonna take you five straight years of reading every day to get through them. And then how are you gonna find the time to drive around the Hollywood hills in your big black penis, looking like an absolute fucking hamburglar?
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah exactly,
Come back and tell me what you've got to say when you've read them you pretentious twat.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Brilliantly put.
As a lifelong bibliophile I'm extremely frustrated by people who use books as furniture. (See also Anthony Powell)
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just watched his TED talk
not only is he a cunt, but I'm a cunt for watching it as well.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post you lose good day sir! :D

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate the original
Im sure Southpark wil end up doing a take on this - its proper up their street
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post "in my Warren Buffet account" pfft!

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post that dude is a legendary ultrawanker
He explains in some of his videos that he considers reading a book a day to equate to reading a short summary of a book written by somebody else while he eats breakfast.

Good job getting rich, though. I wish I was rich.
(, Sat 30 May 2015, 2:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Red Run - The Abandoned Ski Village
Sheffield Ski village was the UK's largest outdoor artificial ski slope (which a shed load of now Olympic athletes learned their chops on).

It's suffered multiple arson attacks and general vandalism.

Not that it's stopped some guys going back and shredding their old haunting ground.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey.

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to go to the climbing wall just around the corner from there.
If there ever was a part of town where you would expect to run into arsonists then that was it.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Winning Olympic athletes?

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post skiing? UK?

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Garlic? On bread?

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the future.

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 13:58, , Reply)
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Not in my lifetime
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Liked that a lot. Better than the usual snowboard slomo wankfest on a drone videos!

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Carpet burn-o-rama

(, Sat 30 May 2015, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really? "Lolz"? REALLY?
*pities*
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really? "Really"? REALLY?
*Lolz*
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post *pities*
"Lolz" Really? ? REALLY?
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post #LoLZaLLaROUND

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post *changes Wikipedia page to say 'Sepp Blatter is comprised of shit and lots of monies'*
*reports as news*
*awaits OCD editing*
*reports as news*
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has there ever been a Wikipedia edit
that was actually worthwhile or funny (maybe the one about Paul Danan being the only man so rapey he'd actually tried to rape himself)?

It's a bit like writing puerile abuse on a toilet wall, just on a larger scale and more annoying.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was that one a while ago with that football team
In the run up to a match between Man City and a tiny cypriot team called AC Omonia, someone edited the wiki entry to say the fans were called "The Zany Ones", wore hats made from shoes and sang about a little potato.

The Mirror ended up reporting it as fact, which gained some wonderful ridicule, but then some of the fans started doing it anyway.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That one
was quite good to be fair.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be dissing toilet graffiti.
Pictures of Walls is an ace website.
(The "creampie bitch" car also made me smile)
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite bit of toilet graffiti
was in tiny letters at the bottom of a cubicle door.

"If you can read this then you are shitting at 45 degrees"
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
my fave was simply "Put kettle on, Barb"
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post BHUTANESE PAAASSSSPOOOOOOOOOORT!!!

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who would this annoy though?
some mythical being who didn't know Blatter was a tosser?
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post The people who use Wikipedia for accurate information
and the people who actually have to edit it.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wikipedia provides you with tools though.
You can just view the discussion pages and compare the history to see if there is any kind of controversy or edit war. You can also click the links and have a look at the source materials.

If you use wikipedia for critical information, and you don't look at these pages, and you don't check veracity of source material, then you deserve to receive inaccurate information, and F grades for your work.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post And now the news...
Football, football, football, football, football, football, football,
football, football, football, football, fat crook, football, football,
football, football, football, football, football, football, football.
And now the sport...
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a link post The fuck am meant to produce my foams for my sea bass tartare now?
Utter bungletwats. I need that stuff for cooking.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post We must not lose the war on balloons!

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post But it's blowing up right in front of our faces.

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post That defeatist attitude will let us down.

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a stretch.

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they're getting carried away with themselves.

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you saying it's all hot air?

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably, they've got a very inflated opinion of themselves.

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The government said the "legitimate sale" of nitrous oxide, which is also used for food processing, medicinal and industrial purposes, would not be affected."
From the BBC article
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post /;)
Yay! Go teamousse!
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post And DangerMousse!

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post So they are now blanket banning anything that people might enjoy doing
rather than banning stuff on the grounds of potential health risks. They are effectively outlawing fun, just in case someone has too much fun and hurts themselves. Utter stupidity.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIP TOM FUN XXX

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post The conservatives do have form there.
It's what comes of relying on paranoid pensioners for your parliamentary majority.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, they're banning Nitrous Oxide,
not blankets.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post finally, some sense

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post NO to legal highs
YES to eiderdowns
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post But what am I supposed to do with all this Nitrogen and Oxygen just lying about?

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't go making a covalent bond between then fool!
The tories just banned outer layer electrons or something.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every controlled substance and terrorist bomb ever made has contained electrons.

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^Now that is scientific fact.
There's no real 'evidence' for it, but it is scientific fact.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paedos and crabs also contain electrons.
Lepton! Leave our kids alone!
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Protons are right tossers
They are just a ton with professional degree daddy paid for.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post *ninjaedits Protons wikipedia page*
4 TEH LOLZ
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next they'll come for your heliums...

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just read this- I is disappoint.

Balloons with psychedelics are the icing on the proverbial cake. Someone just needs to sit down with Dave and show him a good time.

CUNT!
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Idiots, when it comes to the chemicals they're bound to find a loop hole.
Sell it as weedkiller or something.

Whilst more people are turned away from safer drugs like cannabis to to chemical analogues to avoid prosicution.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Lego Minecraft clone outed before e3?
Please be true, Please be true, Please be true, Please be true, Please be true, Please be true, Please be true....
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 8:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post damn 20,000 post count i'm guessing mostly about lego

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright, Sonny Jim, does daddy know that you're on his work computer?
He needs it to make amusing gifs, post basic grammatical errors & wind up/flirt wildly with Dawn of the Bread.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post lookie mr poo head! *farts*

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post autism squared
/ac
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cubed surely?

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Replies to win etc.

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I just have to laugh at adults jizzing in their pants for childrens games.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are a sick, sick person...
...Infantgamafiejaculation is no laughing matter.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone needs to warn the president.

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like it might be what LEGO Universe was supposed to be
Before they handed it to a failed yank on-line outfit who swallowed all the cash and fucked it up.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck TT
and money grabbing lego game after lego game.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a link post The best (or possibly worst) musical instrument ever!
For when you are not sure if you want to play a stringed instrument or a didgeridoo. Or both at the same time.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 6:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's about as useful as a didgeridoo

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've obviously never had to beat of a Kangaroo with a Didgeridoo

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post You might want to rephrase that

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It looks nicely rendered at least.

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post A didgeridoo could be said to be as useful as a guitar.
They sound good if played well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXBGZoBYaLY
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post was he trying to develop a lethal drone?

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a link post 18 minutes not wasted for a change
There's a good thread on the guardian about 'builders' - songs rather than brickies.
This one takes me back. Saw them Edinburgh in the 80s. Tripping *balls* and hid in the toilets for most of the gig but still deaf and mind blown at the end.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 0:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
There's an even better thread on The Daily Express about 'builders' - the Polish ones, rather than the Micks that turn up for a day and a half and then fuck off and go incommunicado.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 3:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a hangover
Should I sort that out before listening to this?
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw them in the 80's as well
But not in Edinburgh. They were really bloody loud if I remember correctly.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Seb - Sugar Shack
The happiest piece of 90's music i ever did let into my ear holes.
I'm guessing the video glitch after 30s is totally intentional.

*From a time when house music was not pretending to be anything other than button pressing and looping.

Anyhow, i work on a nursing floor for those with dementia. This is my day in a nutshell.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Christ that gave me the fear!
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like an even shitter version of Hixxy - Toytown
youtu.be/a9mLeUMEYZg?t=40
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Three film students vanish after traveling into a Maryland forest to film a documentary on the local Blair Witch legend, leaving only their footage behind.
This was at the end of the tape.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 1:45, , Reply)
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Happy up here
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 7:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Got a few mixes of this on various happy hardcore old tapes too
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a link post don't worry - be happy
x
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post y

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post z

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post good idea
*goes to bed*
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post He does lovely group harmony singing things these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14LcvpXmb74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne6tB2KiZuk
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lubbly

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 2:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Good ol' YouTube
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a link post BanTattoos Now
it's a facebook page that made me chuckle
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
There's some stunning stupidity in the comments on there isn't there? Blimey!
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
that's what I found special about this, people just suck it up and later on in the evening they realize how fucking stupid they have been.
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a metaphor for life

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The thing about tattoos
that interests me, stop reading now, this is going to get very dull, is tattoo removal. Having understood how it works, thanks to this, www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0B7F5UbTOQ , is that while there may no longer be heavy metals like cadmium and lead in the dyes, essentially, are we going to see a rise in liver cancers or general cirrhosis that can be correlated to tattoo removal? Tattoo removal has only been around for, at most, three decades. Is this a ticking time bomb? What about Vaping? I'm less concerned about this vis à vis lung cancer, but what about oral cancers? I need platitudes, and I need them then.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 1:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Dog vs Box

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post dogs are fucking awesome!

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Joyous!

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 2:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post D'awwww

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dogs are rubbish and people that like them are rubbish as well
I bet their house smells of wet dog. They are also clearly people that let an animal that has perviously licked it own arse lick their face, they have an unpaid bill sitting in the letter box and have shot this drivel in fucking portrait!

Cats RULE!
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hear, hear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emagoveDoIg
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dogs are ace - theyre fun and loving
Cats are similar - until theyve had enough of you- then its claws, cat P!ss and teeth until you go away - in your own home.

Then they go missing, and completley fuck you off until the place they went to becomes boring or stops providing food. In which case they come back and pretend they loved you all along.

Cats are like really really horrible Girlfriends.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to sit on the fence re cat vs dog
But dogs are simply excellent and cats are mostly cunts
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cats and dogs are both a bunch of wankers.......
.....but boxes are BRILLIANT!!!
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Kung Fury, full short
finally
4
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Let's all be cool and pretend we don't live in 2015.
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post This stuff was shit in the 80's
Retro-shit is still shit, just hiding behind the 'oh we are retro-chic' excuse.

Fumpy old grucker I am
(, Thu 28 May 2015, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be honest here, having just watched it all the way through, I prefer the trailer.

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post The first one was good, just right amount of ridiculous to cool.

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post whereas this just looks like they couldn't be bothered with anything resembling a plot to pad out the trailer
And what the fuck is going on with the crowd scenes, I know they could only afford one Nazi soldier but having him just mill around in all directions in the background rather than interact with the story looks fucking abysmal
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 0:54, , Reply)
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I thought it was a parallel of 80's style side scrolling beat em ups

I'm sure one of the moves one of the Nazis is doing rings a bell from somewhere

funny as fuck
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
I thought it was a reference to the old Double Dragon style beat em ups where there would be half a dozen identical looking baddies to dispatch using physically impossible moves. I saw moves that have clearly been taken from Final Fight, Pit Fighter and Mortal Kombat.
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes this.

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post so this is the film
For that last Hoff music video?
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 6:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Catering budget must have been at least $5000.

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well maybe I'm easily pleased compared to you lot but I enjoyed that
Especially the Capcom/Taito esque beat em up moves, the dinosaur delivering the moral message at the end and a great soundtrack throughout. You can tell the writers had been playing Double Dragon & Final Fight and watching He-Man in their childhoods
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post totally
I liked it too
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post animated sequence was the best

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I loved it
and I think Thor's pecs are epic
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shite

(, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it!
Shame to be working from home, as soon as I clock off I'm sticking this on - am also going to subject the other half to it, proper faux eighties cheese!
(, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:40, , Reply)

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