Vegan scum being branded
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Good. Better than armbands they can just take off whenever.
youtube link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyNvAtv42Vw
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One wonders what the White Moose Cafe would make of this.
This article's comment section is nearly as lively as theirs..
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 21:09,
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Yes, the comments are excellent
from the https://xkcd.com/386/ school.
Errm, How do I insert images into replies?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 22:19,
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The OCD in me says why did they not have a number for each of them? If I was going to have a burn scar on my arm for the rest of my life at least let me have my own number, one I can choose is the best option ;)
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Mind=Blown
Hitler was a meth head, with added Cocaine chewing gum!!!
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Have you been under a bunker?
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 19:54,
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The worst excuse ever for groping a lady
The judge wasn't fooled.
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haha! not the worst excuse if you forget about him being dead an' all
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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 18:38,
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 18:53,
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Meanwhile on the inside...
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 0:21,
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An excuse to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8yx4k4tzqE
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 19:09,
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Reminded me of this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tpMcyda86I
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The only nightmare I've had was a duck.
A real one. The kind where you wake up screaming. It was two stories tall, and waddling towards me. No idea.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 2:54,
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 17:17,
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It was on 50 when I watched it
*marvels at the power of teh b3ta*
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 18:21,
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I have that thing on ignore
but now you've just reminded me that it exists again, you bastard.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 18:57,
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Now then
Whats going on here?
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BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 19:29,
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It's like moviepoopshoot from Jay and Silent Bob
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.
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Courtesy of Nihilist Memes
WARNING: CONTAINS SPIDER
Hmm, the whole video of this is quite interesting. And far more dramatic than it needed to be: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb4pmcrI4d4&feature=youtu.be&t=6m44s
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 25 Sep 2016, 15:56,
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Not kidding about the over-dramatic video
I never realised that spiders roar like bears, or that ants scream when they're killed. That's the stuff that hack Attenborough leaves out.
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Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 3:39,
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Studio Ghibli x Zelda
Not a real thing but lovely all the same.
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presferatu, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 11:38,
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I dunno
seems almost disrespectful to supertitle it with Ghibli.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 13:46,
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Even the mspaint Link?
I am not saying I was about to do it better, but - if you are going to invoke Ghibli, you are setting yourself a high bar. Also, you are inviting me to take a smelly shit next to it, then move it closer using a Subway sub wrapper.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 19:09,
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I've thought he was just far away.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 22:16,
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Part 2:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwBOzzh9-gY
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Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 3:43,
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"Fabulous secrets were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword"
"And went through puberty in about 8 seconds".
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 11:12,
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I've got Crohn's disease.
I hate train journeys because of it. I know it's old but it made me laugh.
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magictoast, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 11:07,
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merry candles!
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 13:11,
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That's a bugger, hope you're managing it okay.
Happy candleday.
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 11:55,
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Thanks!
Intermittently! 5 resections and no bag...yet. Just getting over the last op.
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magictoast, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 21:29,
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Crohn's? with 'magic' in your B3taname?
You are Dynamo, AICMFP.
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Give Crohn his disease back and get one of your own, you thieving cunt!
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Flash_Bastard, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 20:21,
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He can have it.
You know, Crohn worked with two other fellas one called Oppenheimer and one called Ginzburg. They'd be preferable names for it rather than Crohn's but because he came first alphabetically I have to spend my life sounding like an ill witch.
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magictoast, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 21:27,
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Funny cat staring to coin box bank funny cat reaction to money box bank
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 1:37,
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What's with the "that eyes" and other gormless text these days?
Is this something new I am not aware of?
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 5:59,
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Keep savin', keep buildin', that interest for our love
take that to the Money Box Bank Coin Bank Box Money
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 16:47,
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'Staring to' rather than 'react', he doesn't want to be sued
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 11:28,
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Funny Cat React WTF Epic Fail Win Ultimate Cheezburger HD
What Follows Will Melt You're Heart
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 11:30,
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...With This One Wirtd Trick.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 12:17,
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5 Email Templates That'll Save Your Reputation When...
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 14:26,
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Misperceiving Bullshit as Profound Is Associated with Conservatism
Quantifiable proof that Conservatives prefer Bullshit (in the US)
"Various forms of bullshit exist. The reader might think of sincere or insincere exaggerations, nonsense statements, or blatant lies. In this work we focus on a specific form of bullshit, namely, pseudo-profound bullshit."
Apparently Conservatives tend to more often see profundity in things like:
โImagination is inside exponential space time events.โ
โHidden meaning transforms unparalleled abstract beauty.โ
People who favor Clinton (and to a lesser degree Sanders) see more profundity in mundane sentences like:
โA wet person does not fear the rain.โ
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Was not very popular
journal.sjdm.org/15/15923a/jdm15923a.pdf
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 23:18,
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I imagine it wasn't
the naysayers probably just need to unfurl their quantum intuitions
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political clickbait nonsense
You could argue that, for example, artists would prefer "Imagination is inside exponential space time events.โ to "โA wet person does not fear the rain.โ then what is the point?
Or psychopaths would always chose โA wet person does not fear the rain.โ
You could probably fit that into any way of presenting it as you see fit.
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well, sure
You can argue anything you like.
It just carries more weight if your study can back it up with statistically significant findings.
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280 participants.
Tiny sample, statstics not significant. At best there may be a hint that there may be something worth studying.
Must be great working is a field where rigor isn't expected.
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with approximately seven billion individuals currently residing on this fragile planet we call home
how statistically significant do you expect the findings to be, like, really?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 1:10,
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What political views correlate most with seeing meaning in bad statistics?
We need a study.
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people are strange
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cognitive_biases
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_6-iVz1R0o
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 1:25,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 10:08,
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but this is a case
of applying stats and findings to align with your political view. The other side could argue another angle with the same stats just as easily.
Pointy is, this isn't much of a study.
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I just wanted to post this image.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 1:23,
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fair
though the ravages of old age have left my neck beard with far less lustre
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A bushy as fine Marne forest at the end of spring.
After ze Germans have done a creeping barrage through the blighted thing.
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they are selling hippy wigs in woolworths, man
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1wcDiOuo6Q
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 23:44,
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Haha
Bite it neo-con Blairite tory-lite fascist scum
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simbosan liked your link on, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 5:10,
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Needs a more descriptive title
Like "some fucking idiot thinks it's funny to shit all over the wall of a public toilet for someone else to clean up"
Boring and stupid.
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Most probably, someone will just clean it up a bit, then Joe Pub will start using the fucker.
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PooPants, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 21:02,
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So, he just asked his mate if he'd like to follow him into the toilet and film him doing a poo?
Totally normal.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 21:48,
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don't bother, it was shit
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 12:46,
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An insightful documentary about shitposting.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 23:42,
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Ewan and Thingy's - The Wrong Way Round Ep 2 | Shoes
I made this!
In this episode there is more serious fucking jeopardy and Ewan thinks it might all be over.
Repost from 8/9 years ago but trying to relaunch my deleted YT channel.
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BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 12:30,
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So B3ta is now becoming your personal promotion channel?
Don't you have any other outlets?
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Varmint, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 13:21,
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I'm putting stuff I made up you mardy bellend...
...and not just spewing venomous bile onto its pages like your rotten yourself. Have you made anything recently? OR will you be telling us more about how surprised you were that your partner's caesarian entailed an incision?
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BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 13:29,
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Clever you doing a search on my previous postings.
I do give your postings the benefit of doubt by viewing them, but you are chucking a large volume of your stuff onto /links. That was gist of my comment. I didn't slag off the content, I didn't make a personally offensive remark aimed at you, I simply remarked that you seem to be relentlessly posting your stuff.
But in response to your unreasonable response, why don't you fuck off and take your mediocre content to reddit or some such which you will get the unqualified praise you obviously feel entitled to.
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Varmint, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 13:40,
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*slow claps*
Well done. And when we've chased off the last of the long-time members who actually fucking makes anything anymore, then what will we be left with?
Just a bunch of people calling each other cunts. You cunt.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 13:53,
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A few videos a week is hardly a large volume of content or relentless.
Its where I've always posted my stuff. It feels like my spiritual home. It is also what B3ta has always been about. Making stuff. People like Jeol Vietch, Cyriak, started here and set a standard that I aspire to, its audience was defined by them and so I like to place my stuff in that area. I would guess that Rob Manuel would encourages this rather than just tourettesing negative ejaculations all over the place. This was always a place for creators - gifs, videos, jokes, (amusing) anecdotes and the like as, well as cool links. Your tone and the type of comments you shit into its pages was only an unfortunate by-prodcut of B3ta NOT the embraced joys of the site. An well spoken insult is always a joy if its funny but yours simply lack humour. So I would suggest that YOU either fuck off - or stay and TRY to make something, or say something funny, entertaining or informative.
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BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 14:15,
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Have lots of clickys from me ;)
So sick of about 4-5 of these cunts that do this way too often. Well done for hitting back ;)
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Point
Although I would say you don't necessarily need to be creative to join in
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 24 Sep 2016, 18:49,
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everyone is creative
EVERYONE
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BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 22:14,
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I just did
Jesus Christ...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 22:46,
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proper lols here
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 25 Sep 2016, 3:27,
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Vardy, I know it maybe difficult for you to go back on your original abusive comment.
But Big Face posts have always contained the three things that B3ta has always nurtured.
1. Contain Hummus (Humour)
2. Original content
3. I made this
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 24 Sep 2016, 17:05,
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Fuck off with your creating amusing content
that's not what b3ta is all about.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:34,
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For me it is.
"a place for creators - gifs, videos, jokes, (amusing) anecdotes and the like as, well as cool links... well spoken insults"
What's it about for you?
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BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:42,
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Bitching about people more creative than ourselves
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 15:46,
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Ha ha! Ewan and Thingy should be basically right up your street then!
I guess its better than waking and screaming in the dark. Wait! No it isn't!
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BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 16:28,
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I just read the comment down there
my thoughts are - google really cocked up the youtube username thing, and 9 years ago I was not married and 9 years younger.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 19:07,
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Indeed
I want dashcams from Stockport and film and TV reviews based solely on the trailers.
If only there was someone that can make my dream a reality...
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If you say Stockport three times
a pale creature with dark eyes appears
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 21:30,
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i can't watch this because a repeat of the big bang theory is on but the still reminds me of the boy from space
https://www.google.co.uk/search?safe=off&espv=2&q=the+boy+from+space&oq=the+boy+from+space&gs_l=serp.3..0j0i7i30k1l2j0j0i7i30k1j0j0i7i30k1l3j0.12300.13210.0.13467.6.6.0.0.0.0.184.497.3j2.5.0....0...1c.1.64.serp..1.5.494...0i8i7i10i30k1j0i13k1.TutpBpjgcG0 so i'll click I like this! and watch it later :)
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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 20:09,
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I would like to say that I apologise to Varmint and I'm sorry for being grumpy and my response was unreasonable.
Best wishes lets be pals I say.[ Extended hand.]
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BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 22:35,
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More of this sort of thing
and less moaning please.
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PooPants, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 0:11,
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Very much this^^^^^
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 25 Sep 2016, 3:28,
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LEGO space kraken
Bonus link-
"On the reception and detection of pseudo-profound bullshit"
journal.sjdm.org/15/15923a/jdm15923a.pdf
Contains Deepak.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 10:21,
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Soo..... NSFW NSFW NSFW YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
NSFW
There's...... Kind of a porn version of Weebl's "Amazing Horse"
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 10:10,
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Lovely stuff.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 10:25,
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Disgusting!
Flash version 10,1 or greater is required
You have no flash plugin installed
Click here to download latest version
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 10:30,
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I though that was a double bluff NSFW that would link to some lovely kittens
I was wrong.
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Varmint, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 11:04,
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Rule #34//Mountain bike shoes and pedals have their place.
On a mountain bike
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It's you isn't it...
oldie but goldie...
efukt.com/20681_Amazing_Horse.html
also NSFW... I mean ffs, it's hosted on efukt.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 12:06, Share, Reply)
have you noticed the crafty stunt double?
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Thomson's gazelles crossing the Mara river
35.25-37.25
from yesterday's SafariLive
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 7:01,
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Kiss my rump, Donald Trump
A song
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 6:25,
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This is the musical equivalent
Of an unfunny political cartoon.
(, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 18:05, Share, Reply)
Although
..perhaps not as unfunny as if he were to actually win.
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Canker, Mon 26 Sep 2016, 17:22,
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Edward Naysmith
I met this guy last weekend, supporting Tony Wright's (Terrorvision) solo show. Quite Nick Drake/Joni Mitchell influenced. It was a quiet gig and there were some proper c*nts talking and laughing all through his set, but I thought he was great. Very few views, so I thought I'd share.
Lost my internet in the great storm of Newbury so am borrowing my neighbour's wifi which is pretty dry. I'm also drunk. I'll get back to you, err, later.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 24 Sep 2016, 1:04,
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While you're on your neighbours wifi, torrent loads of illegal shit
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 24 Sep 2016, 7:22,
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That was proper lubbly.
Gonna investigate further
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 25 Sep 2016, 10:20,
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