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This is a link post I stole your post.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not *stealing*
fortunes of war.
It was a source of great resentment in the army that when the navy did looting at sea, it was a 'prize' and everyone got a share. Do it in the army and you got hanged.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
We didn't have as much luck as the Dutch with the Dagoes' treasure fleets, but after en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_of_5_October_1804 I believe some ordinary seamen got so much prize money that when they got ashore they went and bought expensive pocket watches and burned them in frying pans, just to show how rich they suddenly were.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Not good news for superstitious folk.
Or British people in general, really.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I dunno.
Been ages since we had a mass mooning.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's because we've got tighter bum control.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post World PHWOAR 3

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a bum is a good guy with a bum

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post The bums of Navarone

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 27 Apr 2018, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post A crack team will lead the first assault

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Fri 27 Apr 2018, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh FFS.
Now we're going to have to put up with the endless virtue signalling as people try and out whinge each other on the subject. I have never hated him more than I do now.




Macron's visit was interesting though. Was that a reverse ferret or what?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find the worst whinging is people whinging about "virtue signaling"
YMMV
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Answer the question: reverse ferret or what?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like to think there's a team of people somewhere thinking of ways to make him look ridiculous
Take him to the pub? Pheasant shoot? Inner city primary school? Fish and chips?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want a secret camera on him.
The barely concealed disdain of the titled ones on meeting him could be delightful.

Also, take him somewhere very windy.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know about that. Prince Andrew will probably ask him for a job.
And Fergie would probably ask him for a 'job' given half the chance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hadn't considered Andrew.
Fergie hardly counts really.
Anyway, they originally got their money by stealing off others at the point of a sword, fuck 'em.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?
Who are you accusing of theft, and assault with a deadly weapon?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Monarchy.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's an abstract concept, not a person.
It has no agency.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post An institution represented by people who do.
The descendants of those who did, or married those who did.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post So we're guilty of crimes committed by our ancestors now?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 0:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, of course not, that would be ridiculous.
However, if persons a,b,c, etc own all the land, d, e, f, etc. have nowhere to be born or indeed live, without the permission of the landowner.

Bored now.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 27 Apr 2018, 0:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you bring the goalposts back please?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are world class at handshakes and smiles
I bet the idiot sons can prattle on about golf for hours too
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are world class at handshandies and smug.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a pointless cunty comment
look at me, everyone! I'm a wadical.
Flagpoles in the garden (whether flying st george cross or a rainbow) are the sign of a cunt.
Having any strong opinion on the royals is another clear tell.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post you seem angry love

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post he probably wouldn't recognise them so some cheap doubles from a talent agency will be drafted in

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see an extended conversation
between him and Boris. That could be gold.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Boris had been pretty rude about Trump?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's part of why I think it'd be gold.
Don't get me wrong, I actually quite like Boris, but he does have a knack of saying entertainingly controversial stuff.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've had it with Boris, I used to like him, but he bottled it. It's entirely his fault we have May now.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not particularly defending May,
because she is a bit shit, but I'm fairly certain any of the other possibilities would have been worse. Leadsome, Gove or Mogg... no thanks!

Boris would have been the least shit alternative but still an absurd choice.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Liz Truss for PM!!
Image result for liz truss sexy
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I say!

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*something about pork markets*
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mogg wasn't even running. Boris would've walked it, were he not being a cry baby over Gove and his back stabbing.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'd have walked it, yes,
But christ.

Yes, I forgot Mogg wasn't quite in the race. Still it's a rather worrying thought. Though somehow less worrying than either Leadsome and Johnson.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not convinced he's up for it. He likes his hedge fund too much I think. My theory is he's a bit of a loner, so the back benches suit him. He's a left footer to boot.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post My God, the Today Program just played an interview with him when he was twelve. I'm going off him.
www.thesun.co.uk/news/6149081/jacob-rees-mogg-once-sued-the-bbc-as-a-12-year-old-schoolboy-financier-over-not-paying-him-for-an-interview/
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its very odd
Countries going through a huge political change and it's being led by someone that not only campaigned against it but still cannot say it's a good idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post She really is dismal. Utterly dismal.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watch it...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a link post What is seen cannot be unseen NSFW

around the 2:04 mark things are 'interesting'
 (sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I aint going to click that
no way no how!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post gowan

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post TBH
the music is more distressing than the imagery
 (sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, I've just found a new method of circumventing having to log in to YT to view age-restricted content...
since my old method no longer works.

Change the URL to be https://youtube.com/embed/[video ID]

(You used to be able to put 'v' instead of 'embed'.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is it you can't face?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good god my fucking ears

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That twat is a cunt.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post How did they get a lady to open her legs like that?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 26 Apr 2018, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cash frequently works, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats - I Need Never Get Old
Bloody good music!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant artist. Well worth getting the album.
Son of a Bitch is my jam, as the yoof say.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post took me a while to get to click this
did not regret. good find.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm gonna flip out like a ninja ...
they covered Jonti! (http://rathergood.com/2015/09/10/ninja/)
 (rufuszofenluder no skill, no will..., Fri 27 Apr 2018, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Alan Sugar believes an unlikely Onion article

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, silly old fucker

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post unplug your router immediately

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post if its an Amstrad router, it will no doubt break in the next 20 mins or so
they have built in self distruct technology,any mention of unpligging or resetting will trigger the self distruct plastic to distruct itself,
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does the Amstrad E-m@iler have twitter functionality yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
Although probably not how you think...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha what a twat.

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post another for the archive
https://www.reddit.com/r/AteTheOnion/
 (sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do a link
www.reddit.com/r/AteTheOnion/
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 26 Apr 2018, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's no fool like an old fool.
I'm ashamed to say I watched the last series of The Apprentice. There were two winners, a boy and a girl. The girl's big idea was to put a random selection of sweets, wine gums, fruit salads, cola bottles etc, in a transparent plastic cup with a dome lid and flog them. That was it. I'm not downplaying it, I'm not selling it short. That was her idea. She won.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post and you sat and watched, you fucking numpty

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Read the subject line of my post again...

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well at least you're ashamed.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well at least you're replying to the right comment now.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, I'm ashamed too.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post And with good reason.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh, has no one noticed its from the Onion?
Oops, sorry I didn't read the post title.
Runs away and hides under 4 tons of rubble.
 (uya, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Hairlooming

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FnAV1XbfKE
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love AWotM!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aboriginal Women on the Move?

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Asking Kate Mulgrew the tough question I made this!
Red from Orange Is The New Black doing Q n A
 (rizzivision, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 6:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not Red from OITNB
It's Captain fucking Janeway.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Both of those TV shows are just shite soap operas.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure that neither of them
really fit the required structure of a soap opera.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure there is no formally 'required structure' of a soap opera.
It just needs to be shit, and go on and on and on and on and on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a soap opera?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL

(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah. People pay attention to soap operas.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post ****response of the week winner****

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Both ST:V and OITNB
have an self contained episode-of-the-week storyline structure where a story will be started and ended that episode (rarely it will be a 2 or 3 parter).

Soaps typically only have longer story arcs and do not aim to complete a whole story within a single episode.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, well, if you will get down to systematic structural narrative analysis you will win this argument.
One of my bugbears with soap operas is the near total lack of catharsis because the story simply never ends.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah soaps suck, there's no doubt about that.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure all Star Treks are a soap opera in space.
See also; Star Wars
 (I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Star Wars had good music though, and that's important in an opera.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post ST:DS9 on the other hand...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah that is a bit more soap opera-ish.
I've been rewatching them all recently...

Dax & Worf. The Major and Odo. Most of the Bajoran religion bollocks. I could really do without those storylines.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mrs Columbo

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a link post As it's just passed the 36th birthday of the zx spectrum
£2.99 well spent to relive my youth.

The new additions are great.The moped, knocking people down stairs.
Basically, it wins for being so faithful to the original game.

contains a tutorial, Skool Daze, Back to skool and a new game called Nu Skool.
(Tivert, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post 36 years
Fuck I am old!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know you are, but what am I?
(Also old)

I've still got one in the loft somewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 1:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Line 10 "you are old"
Line 20 print
Run
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 4:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Syntax error in line 10?

(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post i never understood why it was line 10, line 20 etc
and not line 1, line 2 etc

/notacodemonkeyblog
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
my vague memory was so you could put lines in between without having to re-number all of the subsequent ones.

and yes, i am an ignorant carnt.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks chums :)

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post This.
Some versions of BASIC included a renumber command, others could only do that using a separate utility programme.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The Vic20's Commodore Basic had a renumber command, but it wouldn't change your Gotos or Gosubs :(

So pretty pointless...
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post So you’ve got room to add extra code
when you’ve inevitably forgotten something or fucked up.

You can add 5s or even 1s.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1485406
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Please sir, I cannot tell a lie..."
Loved that game.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post i was thinking of paying that £2.99 but thn creamed my pants, and that reminded me of my teenage years all over again

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a link post NVidia's new AI photo reconstruction tool

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not really as impressed by that as I thought I would be.
It's essentially just an advanced patching tool. Still, for early stages I suppose it's no bad.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post At first I thought it was just the same as PS content aware fill
but then it gets to the faces and it does seem to have some recognition as to what the original image is, and is taking elements from a library of sorts.

It'd be interesting to see where this goes.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post You obviously watched it muted.
Otherwise the music would have filled you with AI awe and wonder.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 6:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did watch it muted as a matter of fact.
Mrs Penis gives me disapproving scowls when I watch YouTube videos in bed with the sound up :(
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 8:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
For some reason the name Mrs Penis makes me laugh like a degenerate half-wit
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect that is something to do with the fact that you ARE a degenerate half-wit.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's an AI tool
for turning everyone into caitlyn jenner?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The last one was hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks interesting

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 27 Apr 2018, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a link post My friend just recorded an EP with Paul Cook (Sex Pistols drummer)
I think it's genuinely really great, so trying to help him spread the word.
 (The Tramp Surveyor, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I started listening to that and I like it. I'll listen to the rest later.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(The Tramp Surveyor, Sat 28 Apr 2018, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Cat nurses ducklings.
Hadn't seen this before.

Edit: this lady appears to be mashed on oxytocin
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2018, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
nurses ducklings stocks its larder.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nurses?
Sounds painful.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do ducks drink milk?

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not normally

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's right, they normally only gargle with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, I was replying based on the replies.
Watched the vid now. Fucking cute!
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that took a transgressive turn with the nipple action

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, one tries.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You canard be serious.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's keeping it teal

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 1:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Nurses"
"Fattening for slaughter" is the correct term.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Daily Mail doesn't notice not so subtle edit to twitter handle
The past week I've been spearheading the investigations into the Black Mirror filming going on in Croydon at the moment. I've been posting in /r/BlackMirror on Reddit.

One of my reddit chums got some great pictures, as did her boyfriend. The DM decided to use their tweets in the article... to which the boyfriend took offence.

The link might change, but I captured a screenshot in all its glory. About halfway down.

Edit: Nice response to the DM asking for permission from someone else - https://twitter.com/Mailonlinepics/status/989072956163805186
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post No swears?
You could also change your profile photo to goatse.

That'd learn 'em.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not me
but I'll pass on the fantastic suggestion!
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It will lose them followers but will be soooooo worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, nice one

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, gorgeous.

(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amaze balls

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got £800 from them for using a gif after I said they couldn't
It took months but it's worth keeping badgering them with an invoice
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's having your cake and eating it!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post The paper probably makes that amount in 0.1 seconds

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post more than likely
still, better than the £100 they offered me to begin with.
The Sun offered £200 but were at least decent enough to take it straight down when I said no again
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post So you said 'no' to the Mail on principle because they spread racist propaganda,
but since they used your work despite your refusal you persistently chased them for your share of the profit made from racist propaganda, on principle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's racist propaganda got to do with a gif of an electricity pylon?
I said no they can't use it simply because I didn't want them to use/profit from it
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that why you wouldn't let them use it? Would you have said 'no' to the Guardian?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't put that much thought in to it
Just said no when they asked.
The guardian didn't ask/use it so I never considered that.
I let various science sites use it if that helps.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still, 800 quid is 800 quid. That'd keep me in pilchards for a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon you could get a fair few Nazi armbands too

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm well stocked up on those. I'd get a new Thor Steinar top maybe.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did they host it
or was it an embedded tweet?

Surely you can only get cash if they host it themselves, right?

Recently, DM, The Sun, and a few other have been noticeably nicking things from reddit subs, especially /r/CasualUK and some people have got a few hundred. Someone else created an offensive watermark, but I think it's better to just let them nick the pictures for a payday.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post They hosted a copy of the gif
They asked if they could use it, I said no, it then appeared on their site so I told them to take it down, but they kept running it for 24 hours.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you billed them per frame.

(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post no, just per loop ;)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post THEY'VE DONE IT!
They hosted his photos for another article, as well as one of mine that someone else tweeted.

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5655081/New-series-Black-Mirror-films-Croydon-takes-80s.html

Can you do me a favour, and PM me some pointers on what the gig is, then I can forward that info to everyone affected.

Cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Write down everything they've done wrong with times and send it to them.
Include a copy of the request to use the photos
The reply saying they can't
Then the time the article went up.
Send it to [email protected]
They'll probably offer £100 first. You can expect them to go quiet for weeks at a time
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Permission wasn't even asked for.
Bunch of bastards.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised there is no
account dedicated to retweeting responses to the Mail picture desk.

I like this one I just found on a quick browse.
twitter.com/Mailonlinepics/status/988400302369005573
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well quite, there are limits.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post One has to have standards.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 26 Apr 2018, 1:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post set one up then
fill it with 10 or 20 classics and then tell the world (and me)
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post even though I always feel dirty clicking on a Daily Mail link
this time it was worth it. top find
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 1:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Farnborough still has a Wimpy...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post BRB
Getting Wimpy.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a link post US cops handle a roadside intervention from a superior.
His skillful needling right at the end got her fired.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Superior"?
To what?
 (SonofRojBlake, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was the ethics chair
You couldn't get more ironic - patronising, threatening, overreaching her authority, swearing. Yeah, there's your ethics, right there
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was too annoying
Unless you promise the video ends with her getting dragged away in handcuffs after being tasered I'm not watching more.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Wed 25 Apr 2018, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's like a thin, white Diane Abbott.
I'm glad she got her comeuppance, it's just a shame the copper didn't just shoot the bitch in the face.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post oooh...
That was liquid policing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a horrid woman
Good karma she lost her job
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's shenanigans at her website too
I get 403 forbidden at the moment, but seems like it worked until recently
www.turnergpa.com/
www.turnergpa.com/ContactUs
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 26 Apr 2018, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Iceland promote giant steam cock and balls
Ronseal
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went and saw for myself
It was truly magnificent. Bit whiffy though.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post The original Geyser can't get it up any more,
but Strokkur (which I've seen) manages an ejection every 8 minutes or so, which is pretty good going...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're not wrong there

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Sexiest video I've seen this week NSFW
(NSFW if your W is a namby-pamby metropolitan office where people think meat comes into the world in neat, vacuum-packed plastic.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely fucking stomach-churning
In all possible ways
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot to click
"I like this"
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why would anyone want to watch this?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a little bit gruesome
but as a keen (though not particularly successful) shooter and eater of rabbits and squirrels, I found it an interesting watch.

Much as I hate foxes, I'm not going to shoot them with my puny .177 after watching this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough.
Could have done with an NSFW tag though. People at work think I'm weird enough already.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Foxes are massively out of hand near me
and I'd pay money for someone to do some stalking.

Not the kind I do, though. This is my patch motherfuckers.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a .17 HMR which would make mincemeat of a foxes head at 120 yards
but it is around 245 ft/lbs of energy. It completely smashes rabbits' heads at over 100 yards, but the supersonic crack off it is a bit loud even with a moderator.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post You don't understand our country ways!!
I used to do woodland management on a voluntary basis. Part of the grant we got from the forestry commission was for controlling the grey squirrel population. These things are proper icky but for culling animals you have to consider the most humane method for getting rid of them. That's why stuff like this video exists.

The forestry commission recommended warfarin traps for the squirrels but after seeing the effect of them we decided shooting them was far more humane.

Can't see the point in this air rifle though. Above 12 ft lbs you need a firearms license... you've be better off with the rimfire. Or you could use a shotgun and accidentally shoot the mayor's wife in the arse with it like my mate's granddad once did.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That makes sense.
I personally don't like it much, but then I'm a bit of a namby pamby and I think foxes are cute!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was dead already.
If you buy farmed meat you are probably paying for much worse to be done to live animals.
Worse shit happens on the road to all sorts of cute things.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't waste my time with facts...
the only thing that really matters is my personal comfort level. Cows being dismembered behind closed doors are not my problem.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not an animal I'd feel comfortable killing.
Grey squirrels are an invasive species, but I never took any pleasure in blowing their fluffy little brains out. I did it for the trees man. Won't someone please think of the trees?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely the air rifle is quieter and easier to silence?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Easier to silence but a faff having to carry around a cylinder of air to charge it up with.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Instant squirrel removal
m.youtube.com/watch?v=WwhCygmhbCg
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Our local pub cooks them up
The locals often go out shooting them
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never eaten one.
Are they nutty?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Taste like chicken

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 25 Apr 2018, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mod!

(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS put on a NSFW tag on as a common courtesy.
However I thought that was a great vid. Foxes are vermin. They have no predators. Their population is sky rocketing. They need culling. These people are very conscientious and want to do it humanely by one shot with instant death. Good for them, can I come along too?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Technically foxes aren't vermin.
According to DEFRA. I was quite surprised when I found that out.

I have put a NSFW tag on this, for anyone who sees the preview picture and is misled into thinking that this is a cartoon about unicorns.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The NSFW tag is more for the sake of the nice ladies
over in the art department who might see it and be very sad.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tell that to a poultry farmer, or anyone who has them going through their bins and spreading the rubbish all over the place.
DEFRA probably only stopped calling them vermin after a Guardian backed twitter campaign or similar. Vermin are usually just mammalian pests.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fuck is wrong with you

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't eat fox...
So i am outraaaaaaged by this :(
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Fatal floor I made this!
Aaaay Ratfans!
I don't know if you remember Dennis Quid scooting around someones prostate gland in a capsule? This song is losely based on that.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Zuckerberg Bad Lip Reading

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
This is head and shoulders above their usual stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post ?

(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think Bad Lip Readings are generally a bit meh, but this was actually proper funny

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is he human?
He is bad enough in a photo, when he moves he is just freaky
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post great stuff :)
more incisive questions this time round
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Medieval Goatse! NSFW
'Gorleston Psalter 'Virility': Profane Images in a Sacred Space'
Thank you, Whores of Yore twitterfeed - I now know that Medieval people also liked to draw rude pictures in books.
Yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look at the size of his pods!
He must have been a man of some standing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably because couldn't sit down comfortably.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post His shin muscles
are sublime.
 (I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Image challenge accepted

(I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gets my vote.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post So even back then
directors wanted the 'talent' to look at the camera and show their arse at the same time.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you submit it?
I think you should!
 (Paint! Another one lost, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post C'est magnifique!

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way they are shit at drawing butterflies but, good at arses.
This is the early B3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post They left it for posteriority.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ye olde goatse

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I had a pound for every time I saw a nude bishop chastising a defecating cleric

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post They all say the same thing
"i'm the bishop of southwark, it's what i do".
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 25 Apr 2018, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Haven't heard that one in a while
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Rhino in a portable CT scanner

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post "doctors drilled holes through the thick bone in her skull to clear the infection"
I hope the NHS start doing this. Just for a laugh
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post We already do.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a piece of cake to do.
Supposed to be quite nice.

www.vice.com/en_uk/article/bnj4qv/drilling-a-hole-in-your-head-for-a-higher-state-of-consciousness NSFW Vice and blood.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite nice for which party?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of a lesser known version of a popular Smiths song
Rhino in a portable CT scanner,
I know, I know, it's serious.
Rhino in a portable CT scanner,
I know, I know, it's really serious.
etc., etc.,

Original Song linky thing
 (I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I could stay awake just to hear you breathing..."
KABLOOOOOEY!

Very cool. I would have imagined all the particles would be travelling in the same direction and trailing off. How wrong i was.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.
Bit more info:

https://www.livescience.com/62394-comet-snow-rosetta-twitter.html
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That stationary starfield clip
is fucking amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 25 Apr 2018, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post holy shit!
it looks like the wall from game of thrones
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post BRING ON THE WALL!
Too soon?!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL

(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate it when google makes a video out of your photos. How do you turn that off?

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Google Photos > Settings > Assistant cards > Creations

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha, cheers

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 11:18, , Reply)

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