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[challenge entry] BARB
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:20, archived)
# MY SUPREME ARSE
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:32, archived)
# Nick Frost has let himself go
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:56, archived)
# I'd say he's LOST weight
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 10:22, archived)
# NING B3TA!
"IT'S TEH FLUFFY TIEM!"

(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 7:07, archived)
# OK, let's try again... "With Tits"...
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:02, archived)
# NUKE IT WITH TITS
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:39, archived)
# does hitomi tanaka have back problems?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:02, archived)
# I think it depends on how you approach it?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:53, archived)
# She looks so surprised.
She must have noticed them before now, surely?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Well
hello there
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:18, archived)
# FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUrog!
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:16, archived)
# it's quiet so i'll post something shit
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 2:45, archived)
# Do you mind if I post something shit too?
I've been waiting for such an opportunity.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 2:49, archived)
# by all means
in fact, you could just post an actual shit
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 2:51, archived)
# An actual shit would be met with widespread disapproval and I'm no rebel.
I'll post a picture of a shit drawing which I drew with my actual own hands.

(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 2:59, archived)
# :) this is clearly not shit and therefore i shall have to smear my screen to compensate. also, behold david lee sloth:
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:01, archived)
# I'm unsure what is going on in the area of this wondrous creature's anus.
Is that an emergent stool?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:10, archived)
# i hadn't actually noticed it
but i like to think that he's unleashing another hard rock masterpiece
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:11, archived)
# After the demise of Van Halen he is preparing a hate list with a broad-nibbed pencil of his own faeces.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:19, archived)
# That sentence is a work of art.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 6:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:26, archived)
# Also this
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:32, archived)
# Is that a Strohl?

(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:36, archived)
# ooh that's nice
reminds me of dark city for some reason
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:37, archived)
# Nice one mofaha
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:28, archived)
# Until I filenamed I thought this was a real object like a Faberge electro-mechanical chronograph
with a lit-up valve and a lot of anodised aluminium.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)
# KILL IT WITH GUNSHOT EFFECTS
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:34, archived)
# NUKE IT FROM FUCK
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:38, archived)
#

(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:44, archived)
# FUCK THAT WOOKIE MOUTH
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 4:01, archived)
# That should fit without too much long-term damage.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 4:31, archived)
# perhaps
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 4:35, archived)
# Tintin and The Prolapse of Obelix
featuring A Huge Red Sock
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 4:50, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:57, archived)
# ahahaha
right, bed now. night all...
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:45, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:47, archived)
# I think he was in Limp Bizkit
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 4:33, archived)
#

(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 4:14, archived)
#

(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 4:17, archived)
# TOOT TOOT TU TU
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 5:11, archived)
# ha
great floaty action
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 5:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 5:10, archived)
# HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:45, archived)
# If there's no price tag on it, you can have it for free
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:46, archived)
# there's this bloke in my street called Lenny, he knocks my door every week or so and gives me things.
These things include small amounts of herbal cannabis, tablets of Valium & Ecstasy, an iPod mini and a Braun PocketGo shaver.
I've never given him anything, I once spent 20 minutes removing awkward evidence from his step-mother's laptop.

I don't know why he does it, are you like him?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:59, archived)
# I don't know.
I haven't got much in the way of material possessions to give away to be honest, and definitely no drugs right now.
Also: I'm not sure whether Lenny is generous or insane.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 5:10, archived)
# Likewise a shit post, the last standing Loony Party candidate on a rural tour:


Although he may want to fire his bus painter...
de-RIS
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 5:12, archived)
# Political bus lols
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 5:36, archived)
# burp ! gotta catch em all !

inspired by Mr Brainfield
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Suitman RIS
Its something i dont understand. Either politics or football. Im guessing politics.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Julian Assange is trying to become an Ecuadorian
It could be that
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Roy Walker's evading the taxman
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# he might get his nuts Feltz
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:39, archived)
# gah! aaaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# UKRAINOT BE SERIOUS
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Cor!
Also,
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# The greeks invented gayness
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:16, archived)
# ^this
and taxis.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:22, archived)
# who did kebabs?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Stavros
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 9:06, archived)
# fuck this is horrifying!
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:05, archived)
# a grotesque protrayal of mental illness.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:24, archived)
# I think we've found a cure for anorexia.
Post ^that on their "thinspiration" websites.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 1:09, archived)
#
Céline Dion
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 1:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 2:44, archived)
# Is that assflange??
He looks olderer and differenterer
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:11, archived)
# I think he was in Limp Bizkit.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:57, archived)
# MRS SLOCOMBES PUFFY
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Cool!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:38, archived)
# nope, sorry
i'm sure it's very current and funny an' all but is totally lost on me right now. maybe i'll get it having perused the morning funnies later.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# gah!!!


inspired by mu :D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# * tells what it is yet *
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 2:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Why did you do this?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:19, archived)
# SATIRE
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:21, archived)
# reminds me of:
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
# I can only apologise
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:22, archived)
# nothing to apologise
it just popped up in my head
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
# your sick
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
# yup
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:28, archived)
# it's a good likeness!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:59, archived)
# such athletic prowess
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha
ROOOOONAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
One of my mates on facebook said 'Roon pig'. It amused me, and ive never heard that one before.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Nice likeness :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# I've been kind I think
it doesn't look enough like a rusty ballbag
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Well, you have made his hair look far too normal.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# needs to be more like brown smoke
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# In fairness
he needed years of work and success in order to be standing there.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# i didn't watch it but i hear there was a ball
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:00, archived)
# There were several
but the guys on the pitch were only allowed one of them. Confusing really.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)
# cutbacks
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Two at one point but then...yes.....cutbacks...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# if the LA Javierls beat The Banthoosis Beasts in the playoffs then John Madden fucks a dwarf

spotify:track:7kPYMrNaz5UTih75OfjTIV (Bright Lights Bigger City by Cee Lo Green)
spotify:track:5g78xFVuCCyVygnMIIiUSx (On To The Next One [Jay-Z + Swizz Beatz] - Explicit Album Version by JAY-Z)
spotify:track:0eidjwJdIG8PNYC9TGSp8K (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
spotify:track:2hznITJvvbhrtT3kO6sDVt (This Rhythm by Filthy Dukes)


spotify:track:4QEFQlNFerDnWvNU8NASiV (Dragula by Rob Zombie)
spotify:track:2O2ii9OPZYh1NBXo9FtE0Y (Check My Brain by Alice In Chains)



(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# I gotta see that match
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:43, archived)
# if you book now you get sirty euro of scarf mit logo
you buy
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Shuddering hell
You have cornered the market of oddness. Thought of you seeing this on links
www.b3ta.com/links/810073
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:44, archived)
# that is fucked
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Utterly amazing isn't it?
Dystopian worlds end into hell.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# I read Metachaos as
MeatChaos

I would like to see a MeatChaos, it would be confusing.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Butcher shop frenzy
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Chippy Chippy Chop Chop: Harierl Mc Lareirhl - The Early Years
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:35, archived)
# One meatchaos, coming up.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 4:54, archived)
# This is amazing
but I'm not quite sure what's going on
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)
# The green horse is sneezing itself into the three bellowing men
I know that much
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)
# AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZXAAXOP,APXOPASIDOPWPFU0780RUJ2R,MFCVOPMPFASDGGGGHHHH
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)
# That is fucking incredible.
It's like watching nightmares fuck each other to death.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:12, archived)
# o.O
lovely!

fucked up, but lovely
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:12, archived)
# Wonderful
I know everything about soccer. We kept a flat back four with a sweeper going down the channels without over lapping the 3-2-1 dusty bin formation in the midfield.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# I liked the bit where that guy in the white clothes kicked the ball
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:07, archived)
# there's a ball?!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# He's the one who wears the hat?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# who had the bat?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
# All you need to know is, it was a touchdown-in-one
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Netball was never the same since the touchdown-in-one
It stopped my fwapping
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:32, archived)
# ITS COMIN OME ITS COMIN OME ITS COMIN OME

THREE ENGLBERT HUMPERDINCKS
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:33, archived)
# SPORT ARE TROOPS!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Three loins
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# I'm glad to see Rooney's second hair transplant was more successful.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Me too, I was quite the soccerballist in my youth.
My preferred position was offensive right wing goalback.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
# needs more red nose
*woo btw
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# if only he was that implacable
in the face of tabloid journalism......

woo sir :-)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# I missed that bit
His haircut is a bit odd
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# it's no haircut
UEFA have found him guilty of using a performance enhancing rug
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:18, archived)
# What a terrible country we live in
Where sportsmen are celebrated with money and fame. If only we all sat in dark rooms watching comic book films instead.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Oh yes, lets!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:27, archived)
# and then talk about it on the internet!!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha
great picture.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# fake
no winkey!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
# He looks more and more like gazza
and less and less like a spud every day.

I take that back about the spud.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
# En-grrrrrrrrrrr-land!


Goodnight. I'm going to bed now.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:03, archived)
# So, our little porky friend
is getting molested by a head-f*cking bat? Good on yer then.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Yep.
Pretty much this.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 1:34, archived)
# WHO WILL WIN?


ROBOPOPE vs HITZILLER!


(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
# i've never voted before but this was a nobrainer, plus I'm hindustani
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# [Spoiler]
They are allies.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Hitziller for me, thanks.
Im impressed by any lizard with a fine toothbrush 'tache like that.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# This was my confirmation
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Bell-end ringing?
"It's an ecumenical matter".
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# I'm interested, are you voting for, or against robopope?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Do they win a nice prize?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# A BOOTS voucher for £2.16 and a small bar of Galaxy milk chocolate.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)
# WEALTH BEYOND MEASURE!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# *pang of longing for Morrowind*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# And now for Galaxy milk chocolate.
I'm fickle.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# pope for me then
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:06, archived)
# ANYONE WHO DOESN'T VOTE FOR HITZILLER IS A NAZI
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Hitziller, he looks like more of a fun guy
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I think
it's comedy Hitziller.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# What's different about Hitziller and David Ike?
Hitziller doesn't think lizards rule the world... yet.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# robopope smokes dope
by the looks of him
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:09, archived)
# ROBODOPE!
I think Sexbot 3000 is his dealer.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# I didn't vote
I think they will keep fighting until all the city is destroyed and no-one cares anymore.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# what happened to KIM JONG BUDDHA?
*click*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:11, archived)
# I'm crushed to have been away when this vote was taken.
At least I couldn't make up my mind anyways.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:58, archived)
# At last , it has gone.


does look like something out of Spitting Image now, but....
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# RIP VICKTOR SPAGETTI
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Reminds me of that incident where Prince Charles went to Jamaica and put a rasta tea cosy hat on backwards
(can't find footage)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Dobby.
Skrillex.

Blimey, I backed a loser this time :-)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Ha! Ha! Dobstep!
I feckin HATE Harold Potterman.
This guy's Dennis Thatcher though, right?

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# P.S. Not Hermione.
She's a knicker-goddess.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# no...
Dobby the house elf. Modulated with Skrillex. But the result IS very Spitting Image...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Is Skrillex one of those new-fangled electronicalists?
I like Wishbone Ash, you see. And The Stranglers.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# And Kate Bush.
She's a knicker-goddess.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:47, archived)
# the ingredients and the final product


de-RIS par excellence.... sorry I was obscure :-)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:57, archived)
# To clarify.
I understood immediately. Have a *click*
It's just the final result reminded me of Dennis Thatcher too.
You're probably too young to remember his drunken ways. He was funny.
I'm old, you see. I like acts like Blondie.

She's a knicker-goddess.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:08, archived)
# I'm a 40'er myself sir :-)
just watched some brilliant Spitting Image on y'tube in the least few days.

p and s....DR and Quinch? S'right :-) Crazy Chrissie my best remembered story.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# erm, so
it seems english millionaire rapists are better at the footballs than ukranian millionaire rapists.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
# you dont support the raping of mllionaires?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Dear Bossman of Soccerball,
New equipment to determine goals? No need!
Simply use eyes and footage already shown like every other sport.
As ever,
Jabberwoc.

The end.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
#
PS: It helps if the people who have eyes have them open and in working order. Blind retards on the line are *not* helpful.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Those guys are supposed to be there?
I thought they were gatecrashers!

Soccerfails!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# I'm not sure they weren't gatecrashers
It's not like they were watching the goal line to see if any balls went over it or anything.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# DJ POPE
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:51, archived)
# That's old Pope.
I expected more topical Pope based satire from you, imchocked. You've let everyone down.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:53, archived)
# POPEMAS IS RUINED
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:54, archived)
# I'm sorry
I'm very tired,
worked all day very hard like a nigger,
two and more jobs a day,
then coming home and opening gimp producing funny stuff is a real hard job, you know!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Don't be a cunt mate.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE
THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE
THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:53, archived)
# To the tune of
The Big Bad Wolf - Duck Sauce
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:58, archived)
# That's very possibly NSFW, btw
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:04, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:51, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Ohhhhh fuck
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Nice death star
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:55, archived)
# John Motson is The Pope
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:27, archived)
# DISCO JESUS

best BeeGees song?







spotify:track:1q9l6c8bAzqWcvO3DM6FsR (I Don't Feel Like Dancin' by Scissor Sisters)

spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)"spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National) (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
spotify:track:2hznITJvvbhrtT3kO6sDVt (This Rhythm by Filthy Dukes)
spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)
spotify:track:47uhrF6IvyE2eUyyfLAEzf (Katy On A Mission by Katy B)
spotify:track:7kPYMrNaz5UTih75OfjTIV (Bright Lights Bigger City by Cee Lo Green)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcAK8_4ZkIs
www.b3ta.com/links/Talvin_Singh_OK_Full_Album
spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)


Part F:
www.b3ta.com/board/10792101
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:58, archived)
# WELL you can tell by the way I use my cunt, I'm a woman's pope
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# you can tell from my woman's cunt that i'm a woman's cunt
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# You've lost me there
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:16, archived)
# look
youtu.be/BSx3H86G0Sw
Ed: I found the video, it's better, though there's an ad on this shitty site.

www.nme.com/musicvideos/talvin-singh-ok/236690
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# I get it now
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# I said hello to you in the comments.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:26, archived)
#
Absolutely bloody marvellous. What the internet is for.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:43, archived)
# A wild Hemipygous appears1
use yavierl cannon

spotify:track:2GOcde6C8b4jH17cYgKzlp (Shadrach by Beastie Boys)
spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:09, archived)
# How to defeat a Zonday I wonder...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:32, archived)
# SWORD OF HAVIERILRS
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:40, archived)
# the pope!

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Pope it up yer cunt
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Needs more Pope!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# dat pope iz dope
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE

THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# choon!!


thanks Mu :D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# GO, SPORTING TEAM!

I SURE HOPE THE TEAM WE ARE SUPPORTING ACHIEVE MANY GATE-NETS AND BEAT THE OTHER TEAM!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Yay for soché
Iman
Imam

Errr...

Will that do?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I read that as Come on Imam
and thought we were due an embassy burning.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:32, archived)
# phone sex with captain peaCOCK
he is the receiver
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:38, archived)
# The little fellow is waving them on
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:38, archived)
# peen-goo
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:39, archived)
# oooo.. he's in a pickle!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Have one from 2008 :)

(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 1:32, archived)
# haha!!
i knew there must be a glut of the stuff about :D
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 11:04, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOLBAALL!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:41, archived)
# D-:
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:44, archived)
# @:/
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:45, archived)
# 3====D------ - --- - - - >o_o
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOLBULE!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:49, archived)
# DX
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:45, archived)
# DIX
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# DIXK
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Dux McGregor
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Dulux Tales
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)
#

8D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# They love it
They'll be lemonpartying like it's 1969 in no time
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:23, archived)
# :D
still haven't seen that
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:33, archived)
# It has some good moments, promises better ones, then never quite delivers.
6/10
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Its ace
A bit generic in structure and story, but enjoyable nontheless
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha, what film is this?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:42, archived)
# 'Pirates in An Adventure With Scientists'
Aardman.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Oooh, I'll have a shuffty.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:48, archived)
# wanking over a family film about plasticene pirates?
SICK!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:40, archived)
#
SICK Typical
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:43, archived)
# It was good. Kids loved it.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
# it has one of the best Queen Victoria fight scenes ever
and all the usual Aardman little things; clap-o-meter made in Clapham, tennis girl picture, end credits.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:48, archived)
# FIST!
shit
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:24, archived)
# XP
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Crikey!!!
Logs out goes home.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
# o/
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Nice!
also this -------------¬
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:09, archived)
# 0_o
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:56, archived)
# >.<
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:21, archived)
# large print edition
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:49, archived)
# kids learn from books
medias2.cafebabel.com/16520/thumb/355/-/britain-europe-confessions-of-an-angry-lib-dem-david-cameron-nick-clegg-europe-uk-veto.jpg
edit: blame rob because he told me to Google 'english person', and this was the result.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:56, archived)
# It's the gent
rather, who looks dismayed.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:46, archived)
# HAHAH THAT MANS THINKS THE OTHER MANS IS A LAYDEE
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Thar she blows!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Crazy
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Ha ha...that fish got away.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:01, archived)
# so this is what waterboarding means
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:05, archived)
# I had no idea what was going on out there.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:08, archived)
# LOOKS LIKE THE UPPA SUCK IS ON DEE UDDER FUCK!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# faceswabphotoshoplolz
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)
# explicit pictures of minors doing fellatio is in no way NSFW
not that I give a fuck
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:36, archived)
# if Jimmy Hill and Rolf Harris had a child...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:45, archived)
# If they were real, I'm sure they would be of legal age.
Also: They are scuba-sailing and nothing more.
You guys are really sick.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Classy
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# ris?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Classy
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Is this off that ghetto proms website that was doing the rounds in the dawn of time?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:15, archived)
# No
The piss is photoshopped. People don't really pose in urinals.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:33, archived)
# It's incredibly subtle. Even with the explanation I can't really figure out what's going on.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:43, archived)
# piss?
I thought they were at an airport or something
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:54, archived)
# it's slightly yellow
i think
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:56, archived)
# What is? Piss? Or airports?
Classy.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:31, archived)
# yes
classy
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:41, archived)
# huh?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Classy
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:21, archived)
# hahah that's brilliant, please post more of these
Her shoes are interesting
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# 2 3
I don't get it, is this about triple points?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Classy
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# This
Is excellent.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 1:34, archived)
# and now for the 4:37 news
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:38, archived)
# I like your drawings
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:47, archived)
# I love this.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Look to the left.
Could "SmaN" be the new "ris"?

Probably not... no.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:09, archived)
# 24 hours without sleep is easy...
50+ hours without sleep is a fascinating hallucinatory experience.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:11, archived)
# I can confirm this.
I should do it again soon to help along writing this book I've started.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Lovely illustration work here :D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:53, archived)
# 24 hour roll-your-own news
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Were you a fan of Simon Munnery's Attention Scum! by any chance?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Neither did Blake know how he had gotten himself into this situation,
nor did he know how he would get himself out of it again.
.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Mine! Mine! Mine!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# I'd say he's a goner.
Also: Beano in mine-riding anal penetration shocker - media.comicvine.com/uploads/7/72373/1351784-beano215_super.jpg
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)
# A funky ball of tits from outer space!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Plug was supposed to be his son or something I seem to remember
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Really?
I never knew that
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:56, archived)
# I've looked and the internet says that I'm lying.
"Son of Jonah" was something else completely.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Also
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)
# :o)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Oh go on then
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
# And to think
they're still trying to blame global warming
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)
# That's what you call overgarnishing your martini
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Moss
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Made in Britain?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:10, archived)
# As soon as you take it out of the packaging, it sets on fire.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# You and he were ... BUDDIES ... weren't you?
 
The DVD has one of the best director's commentaries I've ever heard :D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# I absolutely adore the show
It's an outrage only four people watched it when it was on.
And yes, the DVD is superb too. Huge effort went into that.

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Maggots? Maggots! Maggots. Maggots. Maggots.
Maggots.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I won't stand in your wa-ay
It was the little things that made it, like the sound of footsteps not matching up with the actors... the bit where Graham Linehan screams because he forgot to flush had me in stitches XD
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:55, archived)
# i blame channel 4 for denying they ever commissioned it.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Not my fault! Monkey bastard hands!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I should,
but I won't.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:42, archived)
# down that road madness lies.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Mmmm nice
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:04, archived)
# That's a nice tnetennba he's got
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Yay for action figures!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# awww
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Also
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Copyright this now
they'll be a big christmas hit
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Ace
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:51, archived)
# GUV! GUV! GUV! GUV! GUV! GUV! GUV! GUV! GUV! GUV!
:D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)
# He doesn't have the correct safety gear for peeling oranges.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Bwahahaha
He needs to get the exterminators in...
(reminds me of some artwork I saw in my old english classroom... one student had designed a cover for a fictitious horror novel he'd called 'The Dagger Behind Everything' - one wonders how that story might have developed)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:03, archived)
#
Yeah I agree he needs an exterminator who could install penis trap
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Silliness :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Only three cocks per kitchen?
What a backward people they are.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:19, archived)
#
Only 3 and also an additional one in the bathroom thats all
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:26, archived)
# He's ba-ack...


Click for bigger (77 kb)

Tintin Is Unwell, Series 2! (inspired by all the nice comments yesterday) ;)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Yaaay!
Fuck shit up!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# sexy wood
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha
yes!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Hahaha! Yes!
Sometimes what you don't see is funnier than what you do...
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Kim decided to use bungee cord for a bit of added hummus to the proceedings
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
# the clapping animation is particular goodness
plus the bouncy-bouncy moirder
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:21, archived)
# bouncy bouncy moirder
best of all moirders
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:24, archived)
# THEY DUNNO WEDDA DEY COMIN OR GOIN!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:25, archived)
# hahahaha
no change there then :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:30, archived)
# woo
but is this legal?
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:25, archived)
# seeing as there's no opposing party..
yes:)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Respek innit
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# I could watch this for hours
shame it's missing Ed
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha
he's next.....another busy afternoon for Kim...at least it's sunny :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Fabulous animation!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# I endorse this... in every sense!
Vere good *clicky*
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Top stuff ... again :)
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# This would help international relations between our two countries no end.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:22, archived)
# FUN
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is awesome! Woo
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# loony!
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Lacism.
(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# "It's not racist... it's a compliment, if anything!"

(, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)

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