She looks so surprised.
She must have noticed them before now, surely?
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 13:49,
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Do you mind if I post something shit too?
I've been waiting for such an opportunity.
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 2:49,
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An actual shit would be met with widespread disapproval and I'm no rebel.
I'll post a picture of a shit drawing which I drew with my actual own hands.
( ,
Wed 20 Jun 2012, 2:59,
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:) this is clearly not shit and therefore i shall have to smear my screen to compensate. also, behold david lee sloth:
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( , Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:01, archived)
I'm unsure what is going on in the area of this wondrous creature's anus.
Is that an emergent stool?
( ,
Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:10,
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i hadn't actually noticed it
but i like to think that he's unleashing another hard rock masterpiece
( ,
Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:11,
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After the demise of Van Halen he is preparing a hate list with a broad-nibbed pencil of his own faeces.
( ,
Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:19,
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Until I filenamed I thought this was a real object like a Faberge electro-mechanical chronograph
with a lit-up valve and a lot of anodised aluminium.
( ,
Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:34,
archived)
there's this bloke in my street called Lenny, he knocks my door every week or so and gives me things.
These things include small amounts of herbal cannabis, tablets of Valium & Ecstasy, an iPod mini and a Braun PocketGo shaver.
I've never given him anything, I once spent 20 minutes removing awkward evidence from his step-mother's laptop.
I don't know why he does it, are you like him?
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:59,
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I've never given him anything, I once spent 20 minutes removing awkward evidence from his step-mother's laptop.
I don't know why he does it, are you like him?
I don't know.
I haven't got much in the way of material possessions to give away to be honest, and definitely no drugs right now.
Also: I'm not sure whether Lenny is generous or insane.
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 5:10,
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Also: I'm not sure whether Lenny is generous or insane.
Likewise a shit post, the last standing Loony Party candidate on a rural tour:
Although he may want to fire his bus painter...
de-RIS
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 5:12,
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Although he may want to fire his bus painter...
de-RIS
Suitman RIS
Its something i dont understand. Either politics or football. Im guessing politics.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:30,
archived)
Julian Assange is trying to become an Ecuadorian
It could be that
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:33,
archived)
I think we've found a cure for anorexia.
Post ^that on their "thinspiration" websites.
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:21,
archived)
nope, sorry
i'm sure it's very current and funny an' all but is totally lost on me right now. maybe i'll get it having perused the morning funnies later.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:41,
archived)
Hahaha
ROOOOONAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
One of my mates on facebook said 'Roon pig'. It amused me, and ive never heard that one before.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:59,
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One of my mates on facebook said 'Roon pig'. It amused me, and ive never heard that one before.
I've been kind I think
it doesn't look enough like a rusty ballbag
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:00,
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In fairness
he needed years of work and success in order to be standing there.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:59,
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There were several
but the guys on the pitch were only allowed one of them. Confusing really.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:01,
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if the LA Javierls beat The Banthoosis Beasts in the playoffs then John Madden fucks a dwarf
spotify:track:7kPYMrNaz5UTih75OfjTIV (Bright Lights Bigger City by Cee Lo Green)
spotify:track:5g78xFVuCCyVygnMIIiUSx (On To The Next One [Jay-Z + Swizz Beatz] - Explicit Album Version by JAY-Z)
spotify:track:0eidjwJdIG8PNYC9TGSp8K (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
spotify:track:2hznITJvvbhrtT3kO6sDVt (This Rhythm by Filthy Dukes)
spotify:track:4QEFQlNFerDnWvNU8NASiV (Dragula by Rob Zombie)
spotify:track:2O2ii9OPZYh1NBXo9FtE0Y (Check My Brain by Alice In Chains)
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:13,
archived)
spotify:track:7kPYMrNaz5UTih75OfjTIV (Bright Lights Bigger City by Cee Lo Green)
spotify:track:5g78xFVuCCyVygnMIIiUSx (On To The Next One [Jay-Z + Swizz Beatz] - Explicit Album Version by JAY-Z)
spotify:track:0eidjwJdIG8PNYC9TGSp8K (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
spotify:track:2hznITJvvbhrtT3kO6sDVt (This Rhythm by Filthy Dukes)
spotify:track:4QEFQlNFerDnWvNU8NASiV (Dragula by Rob Zombie)
spotify:track:2O2ii9OPZYh1NBXo9FtE0Y (Check My Brain by Alice In Chains)
Shuddering hell
You have cornered the market of oddness. Thought of you seeing this on links
www.b3ta.com/links/810073
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:44,
archived)
www.b3ta.com/links/810073
I read Metachaos as
MeatChaos
I would like to see a MeatChaos, it would be confusing.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:00,
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I would like to see a MeatChaos, it would be confusing.
Chippy Chippy Chop Chop: Harierl Mc Lareirhl - The Early Years
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:35,
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The green horse is sneezing itself into the three bellowing men
I know that much
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:07,
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AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZXAAXOP,APXOPASIDOPWPFU0780RUJ2R,MFCVOPMPFASDGGGGHHHH
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:07,
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That is fucking incredible.
It's like watching nightmares fuck each other to death.
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:12,
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Wonderful
I know everything about soccer. We kept a flat back four with a sweeper going down the channels without over lapping the 3-2-1 dusty bin formation in the midfield.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:05,
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I liked the bit where that guy in the white clothes kicked the ball
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:07,
archived)
Netball was never the same since the touchdown-in-one
It stopped my fwapping
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:32,
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I'm glad to see Rooney's second hair transplant was more successful.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:56,
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Me too, I was quite the soccerballist in my youth.
My preferred position was offensive right wing goalback.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:54,
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if only he was that implacable
in the face of tabloid journalism......
woo sir :-)
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:18,
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woo sir :-)
it's no haircut
UEFA have found him guilty of using a performance enhancing rug
( ,
Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:18,
archived)
What a terrible country we live in
Where sportsmen are celebrated with money and fame. If only we all sat in dark rooms watching comic book films instead.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:24,
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He looks more and more like gazza
and less and less like a spud every day.
I take that back about the spud.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:20,
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I take that back about the spud.
So, our little porky friend
is getting molested by a head-f*cking bat? Good on yer then.
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:47,
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i've never voted before but this was a nobrainer, plus I'm hindustani
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:55,
archived)
Hitziller for me, thanks.
Im impressed by any lizard with a fine toothbrush 'tache like that.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:57,
archived)
A BOOTS voucher for £2.16 and a small bar of Galaxy milk chocolate.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:01,
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What's different about Hitziller and David Ike?
Hitziller doesn't think lizards rule the world... yet.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:18,
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I didn't vote
I think they will keep fighting until all the city is destroyed and no-one cares anymore.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:37,
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I'm crushed to have been away when this vote was taken.
At least I couldn't make up my mind anyways.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:58,
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Reminds me of that incident where Prince Charles went to Jamaica and put a rasta tea cosy hat on backwards
(can't find footage)
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:18,
archived)
Ha! Ha! Dobstep!
I feckin HATE Harold Potterman.
This guy's Dennis Thatcher though, right?
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:33,
archived)
This guy's Dennis Thatcher though, right?
no...
Dobby the house elf. Modulated with Skrillex. But the result IS very Spitting Image...
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:39,
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Is Skrillex one of those new-fangled electronicalists?
I like Wishbone Ash, you see. And The Stranglers.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:46,
archived)
To clarify.
I understood immediately. Have a *click*
It's just the final result reminded me of Dennis Thatcher too.
You're probably too young to remember his drunken ways. He was funny.
I'm old, you see. I like acts like Blondie.
She's a knicker-goddess.
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:08,
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It's just the final result reminded me of Dennis Thatcher too.
You're probably too young to remember his drunken ways. He was funny.
I'm old, you see. I like acts like Blondie.
She's a knicker-goddess.
I'm a 40'er myself sir :-)
just watched some brilliant Spitting Image on y'tube in the least few days.
p and s....DR and Quinch? S'right :-) Crazy Chrissie my best remembered story.
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:26,
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p and s....DR and Quinch? S'right :-) Crazy Chrissie my best remembered story.
erm, so
it seems english millionaire rapists are better at the footballs than ukranian millionaire rapists.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:54,
archived)
Dear Bossman of Soccerball,
New equipment to determine goals? No need!
Simply use eyes and footage already shown like every other sport.
As ever,
Jabberwoc.
The end.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:55,
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Simply use eyes and footage already shown like every other sport.
As ever,
Jabberwoc.
The end.
PS: It helps if the people who have eyes have them open and in working order. Blind retards on the line are *not* helpful.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:58,
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Those guys are supposed to be there?
I thought they were gatecrashers!
Soccerfails!
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:05,
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Soccerfails!
I'm not sure they weren't gatecrashers
It's not like they were watching the goal line to see if any balls went over it or anything.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:30,
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That's old Pope.
I expected more topical Pope based satire from you, imchocked. You've let everyone down.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:53,
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I'm sorry
I'm very tired,
worked all day very hard like a nigger,
two and more jobs a day,
then coming home and opening gimp producing funny stuff is a real hard job, you know!
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:55,
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worked all day very hard like a nigger,
two and more jobs a day,
then coming home and opening gimp producing funny stuff is a real hard job, you know!
THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE
THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE
THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:53,
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THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE THE DISCO POPE
DISCO JESUS
best BeeGees song?
spotify:track:1q9l6c8bAzqWcvO3DM6FsR (I Don't Feel Like Dancin' by Scissor Sisters)
spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)"spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National) (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
spotify:track:2hznITJvvbhrtT3kO6sDVt (This Rhythm by Filthy Dukes)
spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)
spotify:track:47uhrF6IvyE2eUyyfLAEzf (Katy On A Mission by Katy B)
spotify:track:7kPYMrNaz5UTih75OfjTIV (Bright Lights Bigger City by Cee Lo Green)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcAK8_4ZkIs
www.b3ta.com/links/Talvin_Singh_OK_Full_Album
spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
Part F:
www.b3ta.com/board/10792101
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:58,
archived)
best BeeGees song?
spotify:track:1q9l6c8bAzqWcvO3DM6FsR (I Don't Feel Like Dancin' by Scissor Sisters)
spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)"spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National) (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
spotify:track:2hznITJvvbhrtT3kO6sDVt (This Rhythm by Filthy Dukes)
spotify:track:3kOQ8TnkxvTRk7RXJbH6dh (Eclipse by Talvin Singh)
spotify:track:47uhrF6IvyE2eUyyfLAEzf (Katy On A Mission by Katy B)
spotify:track:7kPYMrNaz5UTih75OfjTIV (Bright Lights Bigger City by Cee Lo Green)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcAK8_4ZkIs
www.b3ta.com/links/Talvin_Singh_OK_Full_Album
spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
Part F:
www.b3ta.com/board/10792101
WELL you can tell by the way I use my cunt, I'm a woman's pope
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:06,
archived)
look
youtu.be/BSx3H86G0Sw
Ed: I found the video, it's better, though there's an ad on this shitty site.
www.nme.com/musicvideos/talvin-singh-ok/236690
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:18,
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Ed: I found the video, it's better, though there's an ad on this shitty site.
www.nme.com/musicvideos/talvin-singh-ok/236690
A wild Hemipygous appears1
use yavierl cannon
spotify:track:2GOcde6C8b4jH17cYgKzlp (Shadrach by Beastie Boys)
spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:09,
archived)
spotify:track:2GOcde6C8b4jH17cYgKzlp (Shadrach by Beastie Boys)
spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:29,
archived)
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
GO, SPORTING TEAM!
I SURE HOPE THE TEAM WE ARE SUPPORTING ACHIEVE MANY GATE-NETS AND BEAT THE OTHER TEAM!
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:26,
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I SURE HOPE THE TEAM WE ARE SUPPORTING ACHIEVE MANY GATE-NETS AND BEAT THE OTHER TEAM!
I read that as Come on Imam
and thought we were due an embassy burning.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:32,
archived)
They love it
They'll be lemonpartying like it's 1969 in no time
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:23,
archived)
It has some good moments, promises better ones, then never quite delivers.
6/10
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:44,
archived)
Its ace
A bit generic in structure and story, but enjoyable nontheless
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:10,
archived)
it has one of the best Queen Victoria fight scenes ever
and all the usual Aardman little things; clap-o-meter made in Clapham, tennis girl picture, end credits.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:48,
archived)
kids learn from books
medias2.cafebabel.com/16520/thumb/355/-/britain-europe-confessions-of-an-angry-lib-dem-david-cameron-nick-clegg-europe-uk-veto.jpg
edit: blame rob because he told me to Google 'english person', and this was the result.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:56,
archived)
edit: blame rob because he told me to Google 'english person', and this was the result.
explicit pictures of minors doing fellatio is in no way NSFW
not that I give a fuck
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:08,
archived)
If they were real, I'm sure they would be of legal age.
Also: They are scuba-sailing and nothing more.
You guys are really sick.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:15,
archived)
You guys are really sick.
Is this off that ghetto proms website that was doing the rounds in the dawn of time?
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:15,
archived)
No
The piss is photoshopped. People don't really pose in urinals.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:33,
archived)
It's incredibly subtle. Even with the explanation I can't really figure out what's going on.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:43,
archived)
hahah that's brilliant, please post more of these
Her shoes are interesting
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:22,
archived)
Look to the left.
Could "SmaN" be the new "ris"?
Probably not... no.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:09,
archived)
Probably not... no.
24 hours without sleep is easy...
50+ hours without sleep is a fascinating hallucinatory experience.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:11,
archived)
I can confirm this.
I should do it again soon to help along writing this book I've started.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 18:52,
archived)
Were you a fan of Simon Munnery's Attention Scum! by any chance?
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
( , Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
Neither did Blake know how he had gotten himself into this situation,
nor did he know how he would get himself out of it again.
.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:09,
archived)
.
I'd say he's a goner.
Also: Beano in mine-riding anal penetration shocker - media.comicvine.com/uploads/7/72373/1351784-beano215_super.jpg
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:13,
archived)
Plug was supposed to be his son or something I seem to remember
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:21,
archived)
I've looked and the internet says that I'm lying.
"Son of Jonah" was something else completely.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 16:36,
archived)
You and he were ... BUDDIES ... weren't you?
 
The DVD has one of the best director's commentaries I've ever heard :D
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:39,
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The DVD has one of the best director's commentaries I've ever heard :D
I absolutely adore the show
It's an outrage only four people watched it when it was on.
And yes, the DVD is superb too. Huge effort went into that.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:44,
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And yes, the DVD is superb too. Huge effort went into that.
I won't stand in your wa-ay
It was the little things that made it, like the sound of footsteps not matching up with the actors... the bit where Graham Linehan screams because he forgot to flush had me in stitches XD
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:55,
archived)
Bwahahaha
He needs to get the exterminators in...
(reminds me of some artwork I saw in my old english classroom... one student had designed a cover for a fictitious horror novel he'd called 'The Dagger Behind Everything' - one wonders how that story might have developed)
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:03,
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(reminds me of some artwork I saw in my old english classroom... one student had designed a cover for a fictitious horror novel he'd called 'The Dagger Behind Everything' - one wonders how that story might have developed)
Yeah I agree he needs an exterminator who could install penis trap
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:06,
archived)
Only three cocks per kitchen?
What a backward people they are.
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:19,
archived)
He's ba-ack...
Click for bigger (77 kb)
Tintin Is Unwell, Series 2! (inspired by all the nice comments yesterday) ;)
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:58,
archived)
Click for bigger (77 kb)
Tintin Is Unwell, Series 2! (inspired by all the nice comments yesterday) ;)
Hahaha! Yes!
Sometimes what you don't see is funnier than what you do...
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:04,
archived)
Kim decided to use bungee cord for a bit of added hummus to the proceedings
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:19,
archived)
the clapping animation is particular goodness
plus the bouncy-bouncy moirder
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:21,
archived)
hahaha
he's next.....another busy afternoon for Kim...at least it's sunny :)
( ,
Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:33,
archived)
This would help international relations between our two countries no end.
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Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:22,
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