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# She taught her apprentice well...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:11, archived)
# all because
the lady loves milky faced gays
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:12, archived)
# i know dat babby

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I lol'd at number 5
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:29, archived)
# I saw a 7 once and nearly chundered.
When you making a blog or something for all your drawings?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Soon
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)
# 5 rules
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)
# I know those teef.

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:48, archived)
# suave gums!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)
# ivor biggun
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:02, archived)
# MASSIF DURGZ: ENDORCED BY JESUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:13, archived)
# i'm sure it's
opposite of what opposite Jesus would do.

ask your self WWOJD?
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Glorious
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:37, archived)
# this is the jesus i worship
top clicks
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 15:40, archived)
# yay positive satan
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Get your ass to North Korea
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Yak yak yak yak...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Haha
Thats great
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Smug in Space! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Great!
Carry On Up Uranus
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Bresslaw in space, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Hah,
I was watching that a couple of weekends ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:39, archived)
# :D
that's a great one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Cheers Toastie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Awesome!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:07, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:21, archived)
# 'shopped pics only
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:33, archived)
# act F.A.S.T.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Lunchtime!
Tme for a quick pun before I go and find some food.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Dam ! that's good
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:07, archived)
# When the beever goes for lunch
is it a buzz-stop?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:09, archived)
# oh bee-hive!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Hymenopterably impressed by his behaviour either.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:24, archived)
# *stares in disbeelief*
I mean... wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Gleeee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:10, archived)
# This morning my wife and daughter started yelling, so I went downstairs to see what was up.
They pointed at a sock and said it was buzzing. Tentatively, I picked up the sock and indeed, it did buzz angrily when I shook it. I opened the back door and carefully turned the sock inside out. Nestled in the heel was a small bee, having 40 winks. It must have climbed in the sock when it was on the washing line the night before.

I left the sock and bee on the windowsill and went inside to get my camera, but when I got back the bee had woken up and flew away.

There are a million stories in the big city. This has been one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:16, archived)
# you serious?
Or are you just pollen my leg?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
# True story!
Beehive yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:27, archived)
# It's a good job you didn't put it on.
You would have been bee-feeted!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Hahaha I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Woo.
I'm not sure it should be able to fly though...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:22, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Honey, this is dam good.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Oh Bolgor what have you done!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:32, archived)
# I read that story.
It was a science fiction short story, and except for being a robot instead of a globby thing, that was the plot. And it was famously illustrated by Kelly Freas.
Astounding, isn't it?

which he then copied for an album cover.
sci fi, Mercury, it makes sense, sort of

And now you know.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Lovely factoid and illustrations Mr C.
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Yay!
John Deacon appears to be escaping.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:18, archived)
#
escaping falling 200ft to his death
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Look out!
He's after everyone!
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Oh Bolgor you fucking DICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:34, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Haha!
Just one of those situations I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:37, archived)
# arf....
I did that once...found my train set before Christmas.....had it laid out then my parents came back...uh oh............was all fun in the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:42, archived)
# that was a box of vibrators
not a train set!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:52, archived)
# ALL ABOARD !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:09, archived)
# 0_o
ALL!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha, we've all been there before... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Also
say hello to Dagon.

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:46, archived)
# hello
*runs like fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:48, archived)
# I, for one...
...welcome our massive, ancient and slightly fishy transdimensional overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
# lovely and scary in equal measures
really like the lighting/reflection in this one
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:11, archived)
# 'BOLGOOOOOR!! I'm home!'
'Cripes I'm going to get a leathering!'

Woo!

Also . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Salutations, Mr The Hat!
I have indeed noted and replied to your missive, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Ta!
I've updated me profile


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:09, archived)
# That's it Bolgor, you're grounded for 14 axial rotations of our planet
and before you ask, that means no, you can't to the slime pits with Dagon tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:48, archived)
# But it was like this when I found it, honest mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Cripes!
Maybe if you just hide him in the toy box with all the others, Bolgor, nobody will notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:50, archived)
# *sidles up*
*doffs hat*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Splendid!
*returns doff*

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Excellent!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I look down on them all because I am Supreme Leader...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Looks like a Biblical 'know' :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:29, archived)
# 'Know', in the biblical sense?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:29, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10270745
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:33, archived)
#
You dropped this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# "Know" like in the bible?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:33, archived)
# "Know" as in, like, sexing?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:47, archived)
# 'Know' - with a silent 'b' on the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:10, archived)
# KnowB Wank N.O.B.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Excellent!
I like this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Haha! Inspired. :-)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:05, archived)
# this is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:01, archived)
# out of 'retirement' for one last series
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:28, archived)
# T'braiiins!
Tha has lost tha nose, Clegg!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Heehee
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:48, archived)
# bath tub! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Nice
Scene 34: Wesley comes in covered in blood and is made to stand on newspapers so not to damage the carpet.



(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Inspirational!
Quick'n'Dirty

Or, indeed, seeing as they're zeds - slow and dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:11, archived)
# euwwww
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# brilliant, defeat zombie apocalypse with jazz mag stash
yay for razzle
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Quicker'n'Dirtier
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:17, archived)
# very good
last every series ever
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Wonderful Toastie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! OBiW4NSHiNOBi is sure those were the droids you were looking for, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Also,
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:31, archived)
# That is a face
that sorely deserves to be punched.
(DickTater is feeling a bit peckish, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:52, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:47, archived)
# YES!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:20, archived)
# fits perfect :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
# 'ningles!


Disclaimer - Anthrax does not actually cause bleeding of the eyes, not even in dogs.

In other news I am 40 today.... crikey!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Happy 40th Barbie!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Thanks sock!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Woo! and happy birthday! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)
# happy Birthday !
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:16, archived)
# You young scamp! Well, you qualify for this now.
you qualify for this now.
(I will be 42 this year.)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Cool!
I shall profile it forthwith!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Dear Mr Brainfield
Many apologies but I forgot to inform you last August when I turned 40.

I remember going upstairs to the PC but forgot why I was there.

Cheers

SAGDTH-JCO500CPB-T!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Dave!


No worries man I can barely remember what day it is never mind what stairs are.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Under a year for me now...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:10, archived)
# last feb for me
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# correct, but Anthrax has been known to cause mascara to run
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Happy Birthday, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:25, archived)
# happy old person day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:43, archived)
# What does it feel like?
I hit that milestone on Friday...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# It doesn't feel any different, but then suddenly it does, and then slowly it doesn't again.
It's a bit weird!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# It is an arbitrary measurement,
yet still seems to be significant.

I'm not doing much that I wasn't in my 20s and don't intend to change anytime soon...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Drink lots over the the days up to and after your birthday, thus blotting the actual event out.
It worked for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# I'm doing a 19 pub crawl on Saturday.
That should do the trick!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Woo!
and Happy Birthday you old fart!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:48, archived)
# I remember when I was 40.
No.
Actually I don't, it was that long ago.
[sigh]
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:06, archived)
# have a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Haha ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:34, archived)
# sexiest duo ever
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:35, archived)
# one of them died :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:39, archived)
# I once had a nudey mag with Mel in it.
No Griff, though.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Gibson Exposed
The Shocking Truth - Controversial Hollywood Star Circumcised!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:55, archived)
# haha I remember that
porn nostalgia sexiest pictures ever (SFW)

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Buying used jazz mags is a terrifying prospect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:04, archived)
# just like buying them originally
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:24, archived)
# I remember buying the issue with Madonna in it,
think it was Penthouse, and worse than the actual buying, which I pulled off most casually, was the shop owner's "Good Luck". Twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha!
Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 7:00, archived)
# *looks below*
......awkwaaaaaaaaard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 7:00, archived)
# hahaha :D
summary execution in Rhyl 1 for Mr Evans!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:29, archived)
# Right in the fuckin' mushki!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:36, archived)
# judo chop!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:02, archived)
# The more I watch this, the more surreal it becomes.
What happens to the woman behind Prescott?
Where does the policeman suddenly appear from?
Why does the bloke in the red t-shirt seem unsurprised by the whole thing?
Why do the musicians come out gradually?
 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:22, archived)
# ahhhhhh
isn't frame deletion beautiful
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:35, archived)
# In ur timestreamz, altering ur historiez.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:36, archived)
# clikt
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:32, archived)
# danke
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:35, archived)
# WOO sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:39, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Great selection of faces there
like the "hwuh!" he does just before he's attacked
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!




(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:50, archived)
# haha nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:56, archived)
# masterfully done
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Brilliant :)
(s_ist_k, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:38, archived)
# smugpenny tower
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 1:03, archived)
# FUCK YEAH


And with that I bid you all adieu. Adieu, adieu, adieu.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 1:08, archived)
# night
i nodded off myself, i'm fucked
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 1:52, archived)
# ohøj!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtxWlTIWRHo
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 1:53, archived)
# The man was a visionary! A genius! The greatest author, spiritualist and, I now discover, musician of our times!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
# This is fucking awesome
I have clicked in due measure
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 1:45, archived)
# cheers
i must feck off now, cheerio whoever is out there
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 1:53, archived)
# Hahah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 2:01, archived)
# thank you, mo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 7:02, archived)
# Hahaha
nice one :P
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 5:20, archived)
# cheers, raps
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 7:02, archived)
# days earlier
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:04, archived)
# hahahaha, plan B it is then

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:57, archived)
# What a smug bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:22, archived)
# !YES
woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:50, archived)
# *obligatory Fallout 3 click*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Meanwhile in Japan

clik 4 bga
de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:45, archived)
# Disco taxi!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Unfair rates either way !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:48, archived)
# hahaha that took me a while, must be bedtime for me
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Brussel Howard
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# More front pages than clicks.
Another shocking display of a talented person who is unwilling to acknowledge the work of others.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:13, archived)
# I think you'll find the majority of my front pages
were from 5/6 years ago or more BEFORE all of this like click stuff was introduced.

I have hardly posted here in the last 4 years !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Best not hang around too long.
Wouldn't want you to use up this year's supply of clicks in one evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:23, archived)
# What a lovely person.
So nice to come back to B3TA after all this time and be presented with this.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Here, have this, it's the highest award I've got.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
#
hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# sounds like a country and western song
"y'ol wandering liver, wandering liver"
"turned up at the joint in the old town"
"knocked back his whiskey while wearing dat ol' frown"
(and blaa blaa further lyrics of a depressing descent into hell, country style).
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:31, archived)
# I was Born under a Wandrin' Liver
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Stand by your Wandering Liver
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:38, archived)
# out of warranty
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# just needs a bit of reflow, it'll be fine
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# erm...
*googles reflow*
Haha, yeah. Reflow.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# APPLE LAPTOP BUILD QUALITY JOKE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:38, archived)
# And just WHAT are you implying?
Mine has only been sent off for repair or replacement due to manufacturer defects FOUR TIMES since I bought it new. Perfectly reasonable I think you'll find
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# that's nothing, I tried to flush a citroen 2CV down my toilet on no less than 7 occasions!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# 1. Faulty screen with dark band along the bottom.
2. Faulty lid catch, resulting in the top springing up and waking from sleep at random occasions.
3. Faulty screen with white blotches here and there.
4. Superdrive that packed up, trapping a disc inside. Oh, I loved making that phone call to tech support and spending forty minutes with some retard repeatedly telling me to insert the system restore DVD to solve the problem.
Not to mention the two PSU's that have died, one of which caught fire. Yeah, foolish me for buying any of that overpriced crap in the first place.

And your own problem is, I suspect, a buffer overflow issue. Install an additional DIMM in your cistern then reset your alternator, that should see you alright.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:58, archived)
# An extra DIMM in the cistern will help with my block processing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:59, archived)
# My Power Mac is now fucked
Refuses to turn on. Dig through the documentation Apple doesn't want you to read and you find it's either a RAM issue or a CPU issue. Their engineers are advised to yank the CPU and check none of the pins are bust. Great - if they weren't before they probably will be after that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)
# :(((
For the kind of money they ask, their machines should be absolutely flawless. I wish they'd spend more time concentrating on whether their hardware works properly, rather than fucking about with OMG-ultra-thin-but-no-drives-or-anything-useful, dodgy music players, tarted-up magic slates, phones that you can't use to make phone calls, cloud TV or whatever their latest distraction is
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:12, archived)
# they are a bigger phone company than a computer company now
I think they rely on the rabid apple fans to see no faults and buy all things.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Unfortunately true
I'm typing this on a Macbook Pro and I've liked the machines I've had, but the overzealous worship that goes into so much of this is frankly alarming. Apple make nice computers - so do Sony, and so do Toshiba and HP at the higher end of their ranges.

That said, I wouldn't mind one of the Core i7 Macbook Airs for when I travel. I travel a lot and I like the idea of a computer that's actually faster than my MBP, weighing 1.5kg less. Though with the work I do the SSD might be fucked with weeks. Hmmm. This might not be as good an idea as it first looked.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:18, archived)
# To be fair it is seven years old now
but even so :( It might just be a couple of RAM chips buggered in which case life is easy. If it's the CPU I may as well sell it back to Apple for the enormously generous £30 they'll give me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Seven years?
Was the G5 really all that long ago? :'(
OH GOD WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:20, archived)
# It's a late 2005 model
So about six and a half years. They went all-out Intel not all that long after, I think.

What's even more alarming is they haven't bothered changing the case since. They probably should - it weighs a motherfucking ton.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Heptaptosis is a genus of moths in the family Lymantriidae.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10791333
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:57, archived)
# And I will give you a rave kitten
He's yours for the night
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Yay
that's more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# stick around
Don't worry about Mr Grumpypants there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# I will in a sec
really gotta go temporarily and scrub my naked body of all the grim that has accumulated.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Oh dear - covered in grim, again?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:48, archived)
# haha
ok then, with added e.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:49, archived)
# evrything's better with an e
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
# have a happy lychee


to ward off the miserable arse above
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Long live the lychee
good work Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# ha, bizarre
I didn't even know that stuff was in the profile screen now.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# You mad bro?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# ^^^
Whose troll account?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Whoever he is, certainly seems to have a bee in his bonnet over the like button
b3ta.com/search/posts/88546
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Yes, a spare account for petty grievances.
I wouldn't call it a 'comedy' account though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:27, archived)
# The account seems to have had a normal beginning
including a "Hi this is my first picture post" If it's someone's troll account they've put some work into making it look genuine.

Probably just some knob.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:34, archived)
# *checks profile*
that's rich.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)
# THAT'S NOT A TEXT BOX
MMNNGGGGGNGGGGG

You alright koit? Haven't seen you around for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Hi Mofaha
Nah mate, been most busy with work, projects, house etc.

Alright for the most part (except for that mmnnnnnnnggg above) - there's always one !

How's your good self ?
Still pumping out the lunacy ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:26, archived)
# I've been busy too, letting the gayshift down, shameful really.
Real life gets in the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Real life
who'd have one !

They're overrated anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
# I could repost an emergency gay shift image
but it'd be a repost, it just... would feel dirty, and cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:40, archived)
# EMERGENCY REPOST


I took a bullet for you, man.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# and I'll post something completely original that I made myself entirely and didn't steal from mofaha

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# ahaha
alas i've never not stolen anything from mofaha but i did steal something from killerkitti and that's near enough
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:45, archived)
# "Why, hello thar!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:48, archived)
# DICKS FROM SPASE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:55, archived)
# I don't know where the ET You're So Big! stuff came from
but that was my lousy contribution
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:02, archived)
# someone who we thought was trolling at first
didn't he also do the crashed invalid carriage into a roadside ditch?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:05, archived)
# absolutely no idea
we're going back to the darkest days of my b3ta youth here
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# going into the mists of time... whereupon everything becomes wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:11, archived)
# dark and wobbly
like oprah

i'm hullbound i guess
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Killerkitti is here right now!
I'll show her this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# haha aces
i think she saw it at the time too
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Yeah, she remembers.
Apparently I rescued this little guy from the apartment after she photographed it.
Ready to feel old? She's here visiting with her fiance.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Ahahaha
You bastard. (And don't tell Clan Soul, the poor chap would be devestated.) She must have had an interesting early teenhood spending so much of it amongst a bunch of bitter puerile jokers on B3ta... :)

Didn't that little chap have a leg missing or something?


Edit: actually I stole this from her, too.

I have no idea why I made it quite so insanely green.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Kk and Clan Soul finally met in the UK about 3 years ago
when she was over there looking at colleges.
I've just asked her, and apparently he had both legs at that point :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# 3 years ago...
things.. happening.. 3 years ago..

years..

merging into years...

LOL, where the poop did it go/went?

EDIT: Wait, clansoul lost a leg?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)
# 3 years ago???
christ almighty, i really am getting old! and what's this about having both legs?


edit: fucking hell i'm slow tonight. so is discomeats by the look of it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:11, archived)
# I feel much older now
and soon the grasp of senility will make me not mind and find it all quite funny
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Top hole, what what.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:51, archived)
# pip pip!


i think i stole the bulk of this from topupthetea. i added the really seamy bits.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
# I expect the nightlife to be off the chart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:56, archived)
# I think by the time the sun sets
everyone's too zonked from the day
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:57, archived)
# My kind of town!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Mine too
Everyone needs a rest every now and then
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Aaaah!
*kicks off shoes and dances in local fountain*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:17, archived)
# you're in good company
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# can I post other things I have stolen
I mean modified.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Hhaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:02, archived)
# I've stolen so much shit I can't even remember if I stole this from you

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# draw two pigeons arguing over beer!
that'll solve the issue.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:25, archived)
# That sounds most reasonable good Sir
I shall hop to it forthwith.

And by that I mean I won't, I'll rod off, have a shower and come back in a minute or 10. :)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
# I may have to take half the liver back
it's not out of spite, I have some lager I need to process.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:28, archived)
# haha
that is a random liver award mate. I like it.

Do you have other organ based gifts ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# just the one, but it's only available on a rental basis

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# That makes me need to go and shower
much quicker. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# SHOWER FAST THROBBING BONER
The third and final "crouching tiger hidden dragon" episode.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I came back with the intention of learning to use gimp and joining back in to the frolics of b3ta
I discovered some people like basically what you just gone done did.
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:09, archived)
# broken b3ta :(
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:39, archived)
# I'd rather have ten talented posters who don't click
than ten clicks and no talented posters. This isn't a popularity contest; now that my well has well and truly run dry I just want to be entertained.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# I got well fixing equipment
*unzips*

AHHH, BRISK
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# That's pretty entertaining, I must say
and quite the boost to my ego
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# sorry man, I'm out of liver, it's the best I can do.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:44, archived)
# it's good enough for me
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Oh my!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# "I... I don't know what I'm looking at!"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Well...

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)
# ahaha
I don't have a comeback for that gem
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:20, archived)
# That evening..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:22, archived)
# That dog looks a bit put upon
I dread to think what Luke's doing to him. If he's not careful he'll end up on the news.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:23, archived)
# In a spooky interconnected fashion..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:29, archived)
# OH MAN I AM OFFICIALLY CREEPED OUT RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:45, archived)
# Aww
A beautiful scene from the homestead.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:47, archived)
# I was staring at this and wasn't quite sure what I was doing.
Then my other half wished me goodnight and asked why I was monging out at a picture of an ostrich.
I think it's time for bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:59, archived)
# hahaha
probably. he's a cute little bugger though so i think you can be forgiven

shit it's gone 2am. my sleep patterns have gone to blue blazes in the last couple of weeks. i think i should also retire
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 1:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 3:25, archived)
# this x 100
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Same hymn sheet I'm singing from, fellow child of the Almighty.
May God see fit to bless us with more talented people.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Damn fucking straight



^ the extent of my talent
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:49, archived)
# I liked this post
my clicks have gone up by one. Am I out of trouble yet ?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:49, archived)
# NEVER
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Bless you, my child.
Now say ten hail robs and click ten black 'n' white faceswaps, and you will be forgiven.

may have just outed myself there
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# You're Clay!
Or The Hedgehog From Hell!
Or LS18!
Or someone else not listed above.

But probably Clay. It's the dig at mods in your name that seals the deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Heh, don't read too much into that.
This account was created as part of a half-thought-through prank with another ex-b3tan (which came to nothing). I just logged in because I wanted to search for something.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# I know you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Hello!
I'm not staying, and I'm not really *back*. This is just a passing hello.

Hello!
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Welcome back, sir. Even if it is only a fleeting visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Passing hello back :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:25, archived)
# worst. flounce. ever.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:32, archived)
# Oh hai AM ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:01, archived)
# *awards prize*
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:05, archived)
# 2nd choices ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# :D *clicks* :D
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:11, archived)
# I don't believe you, now.
That AM had a thing about never using smileys. C'est un imposteur!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:17, archived)
# ;)
:D
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:18, archived)
# I did all of that
and I wanked into a cup.

I've still not seen Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# He turned the semen into wine.
Or maybe it was the other way around. I get confused.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:13, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Lovecraft how about shutting the fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:06, archived)
# why?
does free speech scare you?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:30, archived)
# fucking free speech bollocks..
b3tas dying on its arse because of cunts like that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 9:45, archived)
# yourself included, right?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
# not going to rise to your trolling anymore.
it's pathetic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:04, archived)
# that actually looks like some sort of bag suffocation fetish thing
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Sprouty
Does anyone know what Jimmy Carr has done? Seems to be a bit of a hoo-hah on Twitter at the mo but I can't fathom what it's about.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:15, archived)
# seems he doesn't pay tax
to any great extent
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Even Mike Batt is calling him a tosser
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:28, archived)
# petard hoisting, an ever popular sport
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# He no likey taxes, much like everybody else, but is able to do something about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Who's This "Jammy Carr" everyone's talking about?


If anyone wants to GIF this, go ahead.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 12:39, archived)
#


background from maiden
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# I salute you, sir.
Or possibly madam, although with a name like Dick Wonder that seems unlikely.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:20, archived)
# he does a lot of fart jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
# No mouth and he'd still be funnier
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
# I'm guessing he would get exponentially funnier
the more of him you removed
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 1:54, archived)
# Ghandi Carroll
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)
# fuck i lol'd
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:36, archived)
# you fucked a lolly ?
a bit cold on the boner that !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
# We need Ghandi
in a flat back 4 operating as a sweeper running through the channels but can be an impact player and knock soccer balls. More importantly he must unite the nation of India and be a sex crazed pony tailed muppet.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# heh!
I'm currently wearing a Hello Kitty slanket
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Not sure how I feel about slankets, they look a bit monastic
I'd probably buy one if it had Hello Kitty on it though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:04, archived)
# i'd buy one if it had 'hello gandhi' on it
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:06, archived)
# I'd buy one if it was plain and blue
oh, I already have one. yay !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
# it's my daughter's and a bit small
so I've upgraded to a full blanket. BLOODY JUNE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
# They're for all year round though
I think they look stylish if you wear them and nothing else on a hot day.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:22, archived)
# That's tomorrow's outfit sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:35, archived)
# I've got a sarong someone; they are excellent for hot days
Right now I am wearing a nightie which says "I Love Sleep" on it. This is accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Jean Claude Ghan Damme
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
# good evening
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:15, archived)
# hahah, his face seems to be a 'perfect storm' for this type of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# yup
it's that smug expression and crisp hairless outline
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:20, archived)
# www.mictoboy.co.uk
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# hooray!
nice to see you up and around in the evenings
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 2:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# aha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
Madness. Gnops, Spong and all things lovely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# no spongs here officer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Uhoh, how embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# hahaha
channelling denis norden there, i see
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Phil Collins
never looked so good ! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# haha :D
also a bit of Hirst?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:36, archived)
# jim broadbent?!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# A combination of
Damian Hirst
Heston Blumenthal
Greg Wallace
Toby Young
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Why the face?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:27, archived)
# a stick
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:32, archived)
# :) any chance to wheel this out
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell
that gives me the fear every time
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Is that a Giger ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
# haha
i like to think of it as a grosshound
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:04, archived)
# lol
either way it's a class pic.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Christ this is just plain disturbing
and wonderfully done. Oh my no sleeps for a few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Ahahahahaha, oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# oh Jesus NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:57, archived)
# ahahahaha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Fuck that's nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Nice one Micto
super as always.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 23:31, archived)
# I'm giggling like a loon. I really am.
*clicks furiously*
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 11:10, archived)
# That would be an ecumenical matter
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:15, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Thank you, you big bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:17, archived)
# arse!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Ooo, minimal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:20, archived)
# threadwaste
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Gobshite!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Feck orf.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Cool. Totally posting this again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# hahaha very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Mondrian's first attempt at Dennis the Menace porn
Gnasher was never more appropriately-named
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Oh fuck not this again
/poster boy blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 1:44, archived)
# I don't think I understand B3ta anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Oh, right
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 4:11, archived)
# Sounds like a talk/ message
which links person would you invite to a party?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:04, archived)
# probably that one who shouts GC all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Aw man, when they make up other acronyms for things they've seen before, it's side splitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
# TITS
That
Is
True,
Sonny
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# none, they are all cunts
not as bad a /links, but i wouldn't break bread with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# oh :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:02, archived)
# I would invite them all to a pool party.
I would put them all in a big room with an indoor pool, seal all the doors and then fill it to the ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Wait, what? This isn't talk!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# unleash the barrymore
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# I don't understand links, they are a breed apart
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# You need some strap-on from Herbs
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Links in-jokes.
Well lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Hey, you're a links person!
Would you like to come to my pool party?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Christmas already?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# !!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:33, archived)
# fuck nose
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Batman unmasked....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:51, archived)
# i like cake
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:32, archived)
# That would be an ecumenical matter
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# You disgust Hakkis.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:33, archived)
# ^what he said :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# He really should be giving the middle finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# sadly he passed away
before i could ask him :((

*sniiifffs*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# what i don't get, is we have people who post here
exclusive /talk boarders
exclusive /links boarders
and even people who post exclusively in /qotw

but we don't have people who only post in /calendar
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Hard to hold a conversation in /calender
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# why?
it has replies to events,
qotw never used to have nested replies and people still used it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Hah, I remember when they complained when they first got nested replies, sowhichever dev took it off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha really?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# The functionality was still there, if you just changed the parent number in the reply link.
So you could troll them with nested replies and they'd get reet angry and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Needs more pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
# last couple of seconds is for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW1Nff6jgjo
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I quite like /links; people are generally nice there and the board provides a useful function.
Nevertheless, you have done a naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
# PREPARE YOUR ANUS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
#
U T
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Most antish music ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ciL_kUMIvo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Sorry, couldn't listen to more than about 30 seconds of that.
Much like 'City'. I tried to like that album, god how I tried.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:05, archived)
# It certainly isn't for everyone, or for any part of the day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:17, archived)
# THANTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# MMMNNNNNNGNGGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# i've never met sarah harding, but i imagine she smells of the thing that is missing from my life, hope, joy, unending love, and cunt
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Alright mongy
slightly creepy news here mate, I actually dreamed about you last night.
You told me, "I've just learned what JDGDG means: Just Dutch Grass, Dutch Grown". You were smoking a blunt made with a nasty cheap cigar.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)
# sounds about right to be honest, i might of been rockingit on a astral plain
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:20, archived)
# You showed me a little bud speared on a safety pin.
I said, "Cool, thanks!" but it was obvious from your expression that you were just showing me, not offering it to me.
So I thought, ok, let's have some fun with this, and I was saying, "That's really generous of you mongy, what a great gift".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
# great banter on the astral plain
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# No offence, great astral forum
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 22:39, archived)

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