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[challenge entry]
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 14:19, archived)
# i fucking hated that show
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:31, archived)
# A friend kept banging on about it, so I tried watching a Christmas special.
Gave up after 15 minutes.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:47, archived)
# it's like the office
if i couldn't bear to be in the same room with cunts like that, why the fuck would i want to watch them on telly?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:53, archived)
# Having worked with cunts exactly like that, I quite enjoyed The Office.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:57, archived)
# i'm more into horror and true crime stuff
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 16:00, archived)
# The British version of the office felt like a half-hour long prank phone call
and I fucking despise prank phone calls. Try any of that without a phone line to separate you and some powerless drone at the other end, you'd spend the next fortnight shitting teeth.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 17:27, archived)
# Workplace Hardmanning never ends well
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 20:01, archived)
# The Xmas special was the worst entry point to the show possible.
As it ended the programme's run (at the time), not only would you have little introduction to the premise or characters, but by that point it had fallen into the trap many popular comedies do, becoming too 'soapy', as I usually refer to it (too caught up in the development of the characters over what made the show initially interesting), cf. The Royle Family, Only Fools and Horses...
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 20:45, archived)
# ^^^
Utterly fucking charmless and I think I contracted COPD from watching it
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] pony
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:19, archived)
# Bet they had constant arguments about the Referendum
And nice inclusion of the Trotter van :)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:51, archived)
# Is Blakey on the bus behind them
for a British sit-com tripple-whammy?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 16:09, archived)
# Ha! Wish I'd thought of it! :-)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 21:33, archived)
# No blacks, no Irish, no dogs.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 13:23, archived)
# No income tax, no VAT, no money back, no guarantee.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 14:59, archived)
# Black or white, Rich or Poor
we'll cut prices at a stroke!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:27, archived)
# go and wash you socks in the sink, you wrinkled old cunt
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 13:25, archived)
# That's no way to speak to OzoFriendly!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 14:34, archived)
# really?
you mean i have to be nice to him?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:30, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Letter Change Films - Not done in ages, alter just one letter of a film title for lolarious results
Stuntmen - (and women) celebrate the tireless bone breaking of unsung action heroes
If fruit had jobs - Show us a world where bananas and peaches go to work
Text from one place, images from another - A TOAP challenge, but the idea is to find nice juxtopositions. eg this twitter.com/technicallyron/status/752424899130589184

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 8:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 11:57, archived)
# ( =
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:29, archived)
# Hang on
I didn't enter this in the compo, this was the day before. It's got TWO letters changed...
(, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 13:29, archived)
# 1
Please
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 10:03, archived)
# I am intrigued by F
Could be shite, but might not be. Yes, I'm going with F.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 10:11, archived)
# I'm going to guess that it'll be rather like
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 11:16, archived)
# Oh
Definitely not voting for that then.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 17:34, archived)
# Danny Baker used to do something like that on his Radio 1 show
called The University of Turmoil.

I used to do it myself sometimes - local papers were the best to cut up as they had sillier headlines.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 18:10, archived)
# Option 1, please. With a side order of garlic bread.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 10:31, archived)
# 1
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 10:37, archived)
# 1 please

(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 10:39, archived)
# 1
Film compos always get the most entries.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 10:56, archived)
# fruitjobs please
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 11:05, archived)
# 1 please
Be nice to have lots of entries.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 11:56, archived)
# TWSS
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:11, archived)
# Sorry,
I'm not 'down' with the LOL speak, so I don't understand...
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:48, archived)
# That's
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:48, archived)
# What
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:48, archived)
# She
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:48, archived)
# Said
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:49, archived)
# That was super shit
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 12:59, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 14:35, archived)
# TWSS
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 16:55, archived)
#
Sadly, yes :(
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 17:35, archived)
# fruity jobs
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 13:17, archived)
# awws
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 19:54, archived)
# 1 please
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 14:33, archived)
# fru
it
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 14:37, archived)
# 1 please sir.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 15:01, archived)
# d), please. Watch as I piss from this tall building onto the shoppers below.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Episode 893736 : Gaz buys a unicycle
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:16, archived)
# XD
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:18, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:20, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:21, archived)
# And no change from a fifty...
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] oh great, there are bound to be laughs, it's
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:47, archived)
# I like the motto
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 9:00, archived)
# Needs more unicycle
I loathe all the people in that picture.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 8:48, archived)
# Haha, wonderful.
And I bet the pint glasses are like massive jam jars with handles attached, or some shit.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 9:45, archived)
# IKEA are opening a restaurant

(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 17:25, archived)
# Umm.
Don't they already have restaurants in all their stores?
Selling cooked meatballs in non-speciic sauce?
This one falls a bit flat, I fear.

I think I preferred the 'Happy 25th Birthday Linux - here's your fucking cake, compile it yourself' one...
pbs.twimg.com/media/CqssXMfXEAAwPcI.jpg
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 18:02, archived)
# it was on the news, one of those trendy "pop up" restaurants that they have in that London
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 18:13, archived)
# Damn it, I knew my cakes were missing something - soy sauce
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 21:24, archived)
# Carrots in Bolognese?
Bloody heathen. I feel guilty just throwing a couple of mushrooms in.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 1:00, archived)
# Don't. That's nice.
But chuck some soy sauce on.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Trump's new biography
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 14:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 19:02, archived)
# musta been dun? what they really really want?
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:00, archived)
# strangly arousing
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:04, archived)
# Zika Zik Aaah?
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:12, archived)
# that's the badger
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 12:43, archived)
# Yay!
I got one :)
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 13:02, archived)
# i've popped a gold star in the post for ya
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 13:14, archived)
# Pedro's going to go BALLISTIC.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 22:22, archived)
# I can't say anything about this blatant breach of trademark until my lawyer talks to his lawyer.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 21:23, archived)
# has Ginger got a mini boner?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 10:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 8:55, archived)
# Do you mind, somebody old has died
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 9:00, archived)
# who
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 9:10, archived)
# Harry who used to own the chip shop down the road, he'd been ill for some time
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 9:14, archived)
# That guy off "Ice Road Truckers"
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 9:14, archived)
# Hulk Hogan, but he was racist so it doesn't matter
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 9:15, archived)
# Star Wars 8
Return of the Jawas
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 10:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 21:29, archived)
# Poor Wonka
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 21:52, archived)
# Is the grisly Reaper mowing?
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 22:23, archived)
# RIP Dear Gene Wilder
I'm proud to say that I once met the great fellow, and I'm also pleased to say that he really was a genuinely sweet person as reported.

Want to be a dreamer, be one
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 23:01, archived)
# :((
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 21:29, archived)
# damn your eyes!
x
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 0:50, archived)
# Where wolf?
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 0:57, archived)
# :-(
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 20:58, archived)
# Did Cecilia Gimenez carve that cherub?
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 21:02, archived)
# her or Cecil B Demille
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 21:08, archived)
# also
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 21:12, archived)
# you're 'avin me on
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 21:17, archived)
# bindun im sure ;)
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 15:21, archived)
# yee
and, indeed, haw
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 15:45, archived)
# This is absolute gold.
Black gold. Texas tea.
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 18:30, archived)
# Breaking news:
Gene Wilder has died!
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 20:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 20:40, archived)
# See, I keep thinking that Charles Dance and David Warner are dead. But they're not.
Yet.
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 20:56, archived)
# I was rubbin' elbows and eatin' grits with these folk o'er the weekend.
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 22:45, archived)
# Buddy Ebsen was a bit of a prick apparenlty
So quite appropriate.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 8:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] didnt make it there in time to get a pic while still displayed on the customer order status screen
but still had the pleasure of them calling it out... this was in retaliation to my Nina Greattitsbutotherwisecompletelyfuckinguseless the previous time when she had to pick them up :P
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 13:14, archived)
# Oh, great
Now I want pizza and garlic bread. And it's all your fault, Mr. Oxhuge, Michael.
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 13:23, archived)
# i certainly hope no pineapple was involved in the making of that pizza
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 14:11, archived)
# fruit racist
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 14:20, archived)
# it should know its place
and that place is not on pizza
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 14:34, archived)
# pineapples to the front of the bus
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 14:40, archived)
# yes, then they can get off and make room for more pepperoni
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 14:51, archived)
# It's the devil's fruit
The almighty put spines on it for a reason.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2016, 11:07, archived)
# Since when can you download a Pizza?!?
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 21:34, archived)
# We hate it when our friends become country dancers

mustabindun, probably in Viz
(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 20:00, archived)
# Oh FFS.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 22:11, archived)
# Aye
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 8:17, archived)
# Morissette dancing for the girls
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 15:04, archived)
# it's like ten thousand bells when all you need is a tambourine
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 15:12, archived)
#
it's like ten thousand bells bugles when all you need is a tambourine trombone
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 16:12, archived)
# Why are the kids on her charity page giving a two fingered salute?
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 16:30, archived)
# haters gonna hate
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 20:10, archived)
# Where is this pier?
(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 19:17, archived)
# in the sea
(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 19:46, archived)
# there, there on the screen
(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 20:01, archived)
# Atari finally release Pier Tycoon in time for Christmas.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 22:14, archived)
# Quite a rush to meet the deadline
Pier pressure, ya know.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 18:31, archived)
# Looks like Clacton Pier
From above

Is this the result of your playing with your new drone?
(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 22:18, archived)
# :)
Yes and yes
(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 23:03, archived)
# Do hope you're keeping legal!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 23:19, archived)
# Yes I am
go to my instagram account. Hermanbailey43
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 10:41, archived)
# Aye, no' bad
You even managed to get in a groyne shot there too.
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 11:27, archived)
# my latest blanket, thanks to some expert help


Click for bigger (150 kb)
basically showing you this just because nobody's posted a fucking thing since yesterday
(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 14:16, archived)
# That's going to need a lot of wool!
(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 14:42, archived)
# 2,000 squares in all
i've got all the pale blue and black i need, got to get yellow, green, white and darker blues on payday
(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 14:47, archived)
# I want one
(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 15:59, archived)
# desperate to see how it turns out!
can't start putting it together until i get yellow wool for the background, so sometime about the 6th
(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 16:07, archived)
# I know how to wait ;-)

(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 16:34, archived)
# you are the polynesian surfer aicmfp
(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 17:22, archived)
# The Mekon holding his breath?
;)
(, Sun 28 Aug 2016, 17:57, archived)
# pff
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 15:01, archived)
# You have both
skills and patience that baffle me.
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 14:00, archived)
# i baffle myself
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 14:09, archived)
# "why did you call your son "Blanket", Michael?
"Cause he's got a mother fucking blanket on his head. HE He, Shamown!"
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Modern Doctor Huxtable has access to fentanyl.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2016, 17:26, archived)
# : )
(, Sat 27 Aug 2016, 17:41, archived)
# brrr
(, Sat 27 Aug 2016, 22:51, archived)
# Oooof!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2016, 23:57, archived)
#
zing
(, Wed 31 Aug 2016, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] That one's free.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2016, 16:52, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2016, 19:07, archived)
# I'll bet young Mr. Grace has piercings.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2016, 19:36, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 27 Aug 2016, 21:24, archived)
# Single entendre humor
*clicks
(, Mon 29 Aug 2016, 13:06, archived)
# I keep finding these weird patches of feathers down the park

(, Sat 27 Aug 2016, 16:14, archived)
# Wings are touring again
(, Sat 27 Aug 2016, 16:21, archived)
# They caught a pillowhirl
(, Sat 27 Aug 2016, 16:53, archived)

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