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# "How did my father fry?""
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Dyslexic killers are the worst


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(MagicMoose, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 21:49, archived)
# feck! it's a Nurder!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 1 Sep 2016, 23:06, archived)
# Nanging's too good for 'em
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 2 Sep 2016, 7:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's Jimmy!
(m.auron, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 21:27, archived)
# lush :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 1 Sep 2016, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] stretched to an apostrophe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 21:07, archived)
# *falls off stage*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 21:15, archived)
# Prepare your ears
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 2 Sep 2016, 1:37, archived)
[challenge entry] us experiment in moroanacy
(begoff, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 18:33, archived)
# Something something the warmest place to hide
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 20:22, archived)
# Macready's regular boxers ended up in the kitchen trash
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Some places never let you go.


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(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 19:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 2 Sep 2016, 2:44, archived)
[challenge entry] ninja edit in the title
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 1 Sep 2016, 17:48, archived)
# Is that beef dripping on his face?
Hang on I'll make us some toast soldiers
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 18:09, archived)
# needs more mash!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 18:10, archived)
# And his sausage horse..Walls


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(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 18:18, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 18:32, archived)
# Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 19:34, archived)
# This is magnificent, a thing of beauty. Seams like it anyway
(Hemipygous, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] A wild pearost opportunity appears!

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 18:23, archived)
# always knew it was bad for you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 18:33, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 1 Sep 2016, 18:39, archived)
# :) :)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 21:22, archived)
# Go for your bun!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 16:50, archived)
# Someone used Doc Brown's amp, didn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 16:52, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 16:57, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha Ha
Sticking with the 'making a name' and the blue hue...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 17:12, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 17:25, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry*

*not actually sorry
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 16:18, archived)
# was it ever alive?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 16:25, archived)
# sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 16:28, archived)
# alive with buttworms doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 16:31, archived)
# /ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 15:46, archived)
# Coming to a cinema near you?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 15:53, archived)
# Vs the Bukake Ninja
(waxdart hello., Thu 1 Sep 2016, 16:04, archived)
# wax on, whacks off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] gut-wrenching climax!
(I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Pokes head up.....

(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 15:55, archived)
# if i marinate and fry him
will the drugly goodness affect me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 15:26, archived)
# yes....
But he did it with laxatives so plan ahead!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 15:31, archived)
# toilet roll in the fridge it is, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 15:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Also...

(Docsis is the system cable companies use to serve the broadband conn..... ahh forget it! If I have to explain it-it's not funny)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 16:01, archived)
#
I've never seen the film.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 19:30, archived)
# :)
I know, I was late for that party....
Just hope the screen grab I took of my uTorrent doesn't show the amount of ladyboy porrn I have downloaded!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 21:24, archived)
# Don't worry dear, I got it.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 21:40, archived)
# So did I
(redphase, Sun 4 Sep 2016, 8:11, archived)
[challenge entry] apologies


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(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] potty time


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(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] He's really fit
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 14:03, archived)
# "My cravat has become possessed!"
"Call... TIE EXORCIST"

"And now my distal phalanges are showing signs of demonic naughtiness!"
"Call... TOE EXORCIST"

"Oh no, a sequel! And it's in a trivia panel game show format!"
"The Exorcist QI"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 14:09, archived)
# "She's been possessed by the spirit of a Cuban revolutionary"
"Call... CHE EXORCIST"
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 15:56, archived)
# The horror! Only men can be priests.
"There's no place for...SHE EXORCIST"
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 15:57, archived)
# Milord, Thou seemest to have a rotating head!
"Must I summon... THY EXORCIST"
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 15:58, archived)
# Mr Trump - They're flooding over your new wall!
"Call... THE MEXORCIST"
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 16:03, archived)
# "Demons? On MY golf course?"
"Call... TEE EXORCIST!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 16:15, archived)
# "Hmm... My diagnosis is that your psychiatric problems are down to this fluid-filled mass pressing on your cerebral cortex."
"I'm going to have to call... THE EXORCYST"
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 17:16, archived)
# so your saying she's fine if she's projectile vomiting glowing green bile AND her head is facing the wrong way?..
...this sounds depressingly like a job for THE XORCIST

(ozof, Tue 6 Sep 2016, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Also...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Go on then.
I think that this was my first ever attempt at image jiggerypokery, way back in 2008...



To be honest, I've not improved much since.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm


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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Spoiler: he totally destroys the kitchen.


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(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Spang


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(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Appy-polly leggoes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] also
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 13:02, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 14:27, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 14:28, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 16:00, archived)
# Haha this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Sep 2016, 13:51, archived)
# Haha!
I remember vividly, watching Jaws at the cinema with some school mates. When that head 'popped' out, I nearly shat myself.

The old chap sat next to me pissed himself laughing.

Mixed emotions or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Sep 2016, 21:25, archived)
# I'm impressed
if you built that lego orange yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 17:45, archived)
# nah, I don't own that many bricks!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 17:55, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 19:35, archived)
# Nicely done...
I guess once you had the idea you couldn't lego of it !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 2 Sep 2016, 0:04, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 12:10, archived)
# Haha
:)
(AlFargo Bored Sig:, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha Ha
We remember the Amazon product review right?

And yeah, had to spell it wrong to only change the one letter...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 12:41, archived)
# There is a story that that's pretty much how the name came about
www.theguardian.com/stage/2015/dec/18/chitty-chitty-bang-bangs-not-so-pretty-origins
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Your mantra for the day . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] eh?
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] <unlurk>

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(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 11:11, archived)
# Nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 11:36, archived)
# inspired
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 1 Sep 2016, 11:56, archived)
# Ouch!
Damn good go. Clicked and wooyay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 14:01, archived)
# FP Woo!
Cheers guys :)
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 15:17, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 17:45, archived)
# Possibly one of the best posts.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 1 Sep 2016, 19:50, archived)
# That...is....PERFECT!! INSTA-CLASSIC™!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 Sep 2016, 21:00, archived)
# poster-worthy...
...if the SW fanfolk had any say.
V nicely done. :-)
(ozof, Fri 2 Sep 2016, 3:54, archived)
# Cheers :)
I've added a linky a bigger version now.
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 2 Sep 2016, 8:51, archived)
# winner
very nice
(whosebooze, Sun 4 Sep 2016, 3:12, archived)

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