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LONDON BASH

Another bunch of drinks in a pub with quizzes, prizes and definitely no people getting piss all over their trousers.
More details as and when I can be arsed to update it.
Last 3 have been a laugh, so this one will probably be fucking shit.
COME!!

EDIT: BASH DAY!!! BASH DAY!!!
If we're not at the Royal Oak, you're best heading to the Lord Clyde nearby or, if you're really late, The Miller (near Guys Hospital)


Sat 24 Jun 2017, 16:00

Royal Oak, Tabard Street, Borough [map]

LONDON BASH

Going: Fray Brentos, Fadgebadger, Tab Hunter, feckler, garidead, FartThroughAWalkieTalkie, Richard mcbeef, drimble, $$, mictoboy, Cheers, stuj, MEATSNAKE, broadsword, Mind Forged Manacles, willenium, Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Jahled, 2X4B523P, Oswald Mosley, pissflaps., JollyJack, war3n3xt, spazzcaptain, spanishfly, Pissflaps mum, rosalicious, pineapplecharm, icezebra, Pig Bodine., Pie of Meat, zacherynuk (32 people).

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 11:53, Reply)
Only a cunt would use streetmap I'm out, fuck you

links are all paedos anyway


(I helped save b3ta! Mr Internet, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 11:58, Reply)
^ pissed all over his trousers

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:02, Reply)
Are you going to make it on time this time?

I was getting some really strange looks before


(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:03, Reply)
That's because you look like a reject from a Down Sydrome Slade covers band.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:05, Reply)
Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:34, Reply)
You know I'm using this as a testimonial, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:59, Reply)
You get those regardless.

You hairy mess.


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:06, Reply)
Trufacx

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:59, Reply)
I'm there.

He's right about streetmap, mind.
(and you being a massive paedo)


(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:05, Reply)
Pretty sure it defaults to streetmap, you massive twunt.

Got me on the nonce thing though, Moominpaedo.


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:06, Reply)
Twat+cunt=twunt

Perhaps yours will catch on?


(I helped save b3ta! Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:17, Reply)
Is Stuj going?

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:33, Reply)
He is a tough one to pin down.

Not been to any of the last 3.


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:29, Reply)
*coughSTALKERcough*

I take it that you upset autisms will be the ones counting the bubbles in your pints.


(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:19, Reply)
Yeah. So bring that baseball bat, hardman.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:16, Reply)
Yes fine

I'll be there...


(I helped save b3ta! garidead I'll give you a fucking "r" rate in a minute, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:36, Reply)
London? No thanks. That's where all the terrorism is.

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(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:19, Reply)
Sorry, at a do in Portsmouth that night.

At least I won't end up with Pissflaps and Jabberwoc leaving pickled eggy farts in my spare room this time though...


(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:11, Reply)
THOSE WERE SPECIALLY BREWED FOR YOUR OLFACTORY PLEASURE, YOU INGRATE.

I may grace you all with my presence.


(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:20, Reply)
Update.

Turns out I'm so skint a church mouse has just offered to lend me a fiver. I doubt I can make it. I know this will be a huge disappointment to many.


(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 14 May 2017, 19:43, Reply)
YESSSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:18, Reply)
This is almost as popular as 25th World Summit on Psychology, Psychiatry & Psychotherapy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 19:41, Reply)
I've signed up "ironically".

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:47, Reply)
9/11 was an inside job

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:48, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 19:02, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 19:26, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 19:34, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Richard mcbeef the MVP in Level 42, Mon 8 May 2017, 15:44, Reply)
Queers!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 15:35, Reply)
GS?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 19:35, Reply)
I'll get myself down the goggly eye suppliers then.

and keep an eye out for other random shit that I'll guilt trip you cunts into carrying home.


(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:01, Reply)
(^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS IS COMING!

(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!


(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:07, Reply)



(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:23, Reply)
:D

This might be better than that time baldmonkey was gonna get shot The LOVELY Drimbley. It might even be better than when stuj ruined Christmas again, again.


(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:33, Reply)


www.b3ta.com/links/ICYMI_London_Bash_this_Summer
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:44, Reply)
How could I have missed that?

:(


(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:48, Reply)
I prefer embarrassing forced entertainment and quizzes and prizes with internet people instead of just going to the pub like normal people so I'll be there

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:13, Reply)
...

It's only forced when Tabs is there and pilled up on Horny Goat Weed extract.


(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 21:20, Reply)
give it a rest eh

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 18:47, Reply)
I'm gonna party like it's Anthonyb3ta70100's birthday

Which it isn't, of course, Anthonyb3ta70100's birthday isn't until November 10th, which is his birthday.


(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:51, Reply)



(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 11:29, Reply)
anyone want a piece of me?

come at me, I'll fuck you up, yeah?


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 13:45, Reply)
I'll go toe to toe with you

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 13:59, Reply)
gay sex

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 13:59, Reply)
this is going to be the best bash ever

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(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:31, Reply)
I'm coming to lurk irl like last time......

....though you have an idea what I look like now.


(Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 18:20, Reply)
South fucking London again!

Why can't you have it somewhere vaguely civilized north of the river? I was in a pub in Wardor Street earlier and noticed they had a function room


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 15:46, Reply)
Jahled, a lap-dancing parlour does NOT count as a 'function room' and you know it.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 21 Apr 2017, 21:47, Reply)
It doesn't?

*Cancels Sons 2nd birthday party*


(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:04, Reply)


WEW!!! Cannot fucking wait!!!!
Come on Prufuck - Cerebus - Anne Coulter -Jhaled - Evil Andy - Yank jew boy- you coming?
Spanishfly? Bring you cunt - bring ALL you fucking knives!


(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sat 29 Apr 2017, 15:37, Reply)
You genuinely need help.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 30 Apr 2017, 6:16, Reply)
Let's see if anything prevents me from attending THIS year.......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sun 30 Apr 2017, 13:03, Reply)
I'm bringing Moggy.

Just saying like.
;p


(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 2 May 2017, 17:13, Reply)
I'm suddenly busy............ and abroad.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 May 2017, 18:53, Reply)
:(

*cuts finger*


(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 21 May 2017, 18:48, Reply)
Neva 4get

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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 May 2017, 23:17, Reply)
Helpful link

www.remotetrauma.com/new-products/stab-vest
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 1 May 2017, 8:05, Reply)
Still relevant

(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Sun 4 Jun 2017, 21:01, Reply)
i'd go if it was somewhere i didn't have to national express to

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 May 2017, 17:14, Reply)
National Express?

Get you posho.


(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 21 May 2017, 18:49, Reply)
Hmm...

Might try and come down to That London for this, pending decent-but-cheap AirBnB availability and general number of fucks given on a particular date.


(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 24 May 2017, 17:02, Reply)
If you can stump up £150, there are a few Travelodges very nearby.

AirBnB has some decent looking options though.


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:53, Reply)
Gah! I can't make it this year.

I'll be being a hippy at Glastonbury doing MASSIVE drugs and that.

Shame - has been a laugh the last few times.


(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 25 May 2017, 19:36, Reply)
Oh, Mr Fork.

Imagine my disappointment. You will be missed. Now, do I hope that you have a nice dry Glasto, or that it pisses down the entire time and that your tent gets submerged by the nearest toilets?


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 31 May 2017, 11:49, Reply)
Pfft.

TPOIDH


(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 9 Jun 2017, 8:42, Reply)
bottom get

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 14:41, Reply)
Will there be terrorism?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 Jun 2017, 23:55, Reply)
If it doesn't occur, we'll get on Twitter to find out where it IS occuring and head over there for teh lulz.

Be a reet laff.


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 14:25, Reply)
Oh boy, I hope there will be comedy balloon suicide vests!!!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Jun 2017, 21:58, Reply)
I think we should all take knives just in case

I can't see that causing any problems


(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 9 Jun 2017, 8:41, Reply)
sorry, got to drop out

I'm double booked


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 14:09, Reply)
Oh m8.

Cancel the Bible graffitiing this year. It's going to be rubbish :(


(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 16:39, Reply)
Boooooo!

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(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 20 Jun 2017, 20:51, Reply)
Tsk!

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 0:55, Reply)
we'll have to find someone else to wear this year's shiteshirt then

won't we


(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 18:29, Reply)
^This

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 21:59, Reply)
We have a winner!!!

We have a winner!!!


(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 20:20, Reply)
Checks Vengaboys dates

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 21 Jun 2017, 22:04, Reply)
..........uh......anyone else at the Oak, yet?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 13:54, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 22:29, Reply)
What time are you guys getting here

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 23:13, Reply)
Guys?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 12:15, Reply)
Okay, I'm going home

pricks


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 21:08, Reply)

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