Man with 100 lb. nut sack would like your help!!!
He's got the biggest balls of them all!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:03,
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It's my belief
that my big balls should be held every night!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:34,
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God's Gift To Ballroom Notoriety?
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Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:01,
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Some balls are held for charity.......
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:05,
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I was gonna have haggis for dinner
Now I'm not so sure
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:54,
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that picture made me throw up a little in my mouth.
I hate it.
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Whole Lotta Love Beat Boxin
Known as 'Man of 10,000 Sound Effects', American actor and comedian Michael Winslow performs Led Zeppelin's 'Whole Lotta Love' to the amazement of Norwegian talk show host Thomas og Harald
Hope it is not a repost I did check
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Flippin heck
That's a bit good!
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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:20,
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Its Jones
from Police Academy! Glad he's doing well for himself.
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oh fuck!
so it is, how awesome.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:07,
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Also the Rader Technician from Spaceballs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8auGAJrnpY4
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:25,
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I've seen a few videos of him doing the Whole Lotta Love thing.
NEVER get tired of it, and I'm still in awe every time :)
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:27,
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I think the word 'Epic' is entirely appropriate
and not utterly throw-away in this instance.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:06,
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Haha, I think he's doing a bit of a comeback tour at the moment
I saw him do an hour of this and similar things including a voice over to a star wars video (which was awesome) at camp bestival this year
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I don't ORDINARILY intentionally repost
I made this!
I posted this video that I made on Friday, and I don't think it went anywhere on b3ta; now it's gone viral (approaching 1/4 million hits).
I couldn't help but want to repost here to get some lovin' - or see if I'm possibly falling out of touch with fellow b3tans?
If b3tans don't like it, then despite the # of hits, I might be doing something wrong?
(apologies for the repost) (sort of)
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well, it is slightly creepy and slightly disgusting
so maybe that.... ;)
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I think
It's because the music and slow mo combined imply that the dog finds all these things highly erotic. Which he probably does.
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:54,
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It's a dog's life!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:33,
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I watched this over the weekend
& kept expecting it to start licking it's junk.
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I like it
'Tis a neat idea, I can imagine it being very popular!
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All, that and not one "oops" moment. You need to try harder.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:05,
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Christ ,if the Japanese
Cotton on to this the Internet will be awash with doggy filmed up skirt videos.
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bane, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:33,
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I love it and I think it's brilliant...
But remember, with great power comes great responsibility... which means you can't chuck a stick into a ladies changing room shouting "fetch"!
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busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 19:02,
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Two blokes going mental near some balloons.
I can't work out why.
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That's what the inside of my brain looks like.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:34,
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bahahaha!
I think the old fella got a bit excited, fight or flight and all that!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:09,
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They are Deaf apparently.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:03,
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I laughed so hard I lost my lunch
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pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:04,
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Oh, this again.
This very thing that is just below on the popular page.
I'd probably like this if it wasn't for the fact that Bradley Walsh is trying so hard to make it look like this is an impromptu fit of the giggles.
He knows exactly what he is doing, and really does not find it as funny as you believe.His acting is so poor - he ends up looking like a poor version of Robert Mitchum sucking a lemon.
I'm afraid that television lies......Just like x-factor did this weekend when the group song was 100% mimed without dispute!
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Clench The Rainbow. A goatse-style advert for Skittles
Probably GC, as it's not new. But it definitely shocked my gran.
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I'm fairly convinced.
If the tree exploded into a torrent of fruity sugar-treats then I'd say it is a definitely a 'follow-through goatse'.
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Is the guy on the left the guy from Ferris Bueller who takes the ferrari for a spin?
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:33,
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I imagine
it was done by the folks who brought us this -
tastesfunny.net/2011/07/25/outrageous-fake-skittles-ad/
Fake as a fake thing but fun nonetheless.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Bloke drives his Land Rover over a steel frame thing.
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SHENANIGANS
He drives it up and onto, then off of, but not over. I was nonetheless impressed, even if I felt a little deflated when i saw his reverse light come on..
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This is interesting
as the version I saw posted on another board a week ago was flipped horizontally. CGI or stealing of thunder? www.wimp.com/landrover/ - posted Oct 11, 2011
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pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:28,
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The driver is a spoil-sport.
He should of done a massive run-up at full speed with flames coming out of the exhaust, jumped off the top, taken a load of MASSIVE DRUGS and then flipped a wheelie, shagged a super model or ten whilst scrawling 'Honda Accord' on the back of the car.
But he didn't so that makes him a bucket with a face painted on it.
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It's a Land rover.
That *was* full speed.
Dunno about the rest though.
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it's quite literally impossible
that there were two people filming the same publicity stunt at the same car show
Edit: having watched the clip, you're right it is flipped. Sorry. I'll put my sarcasm away for 10 minutes
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LP, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:51,
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I'd leave it in first and ride the clutch going back down.
Just me?
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Hellzapoppin, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:04,
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Never never never
Always go down using engine braking, feet off all the pedals. Shits some people up but the other options = skidding = ungood / crashdeathargh.
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amateur
what he wants to do is get it stuck - like when my bro-in-law lent me his motor:
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robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:31,
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Card trick
A cracking trick from an old movie - by a blind man no less. Lorks.
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Hahaha, excellent!
All I need now is a willing volunteer...
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i can't figure it out
still , that's magic for you...
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:30,
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I was expecting a knife through his hand or for the Alsatian to be set on him. Don't think they went in for that back in the black & white days...
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:32,
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Probably being told by Pauls Daniels
"You'll like it, not a lot" as be pots the brown.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:13,
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I bet all
sorts went on in the Bunko Booth after filming ended...Bonko Booth, more like...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:50,
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Amazing...
...puts David Blaine to shame! Makes me want to get into magic.
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Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:13,
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thats the kind of trick that leaves you stunned (literally)
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*applauds*
back when I was a close up magician, I worked a number of tables with punters I'd *love* to have shown that trick to
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LP, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:58,
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I didn't know that! Next time we all meet up I'm going to bring a pack of cards...
And make your life hell.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:12,
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That's ok
give me a pack of cards and I'll make *your* life hell
How do you get a magician to show you 20 card tricks? Ask him to show you one.
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LP, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:18,
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Oh god, I'd fucking love that.
If you did that, I *may* even buy you a port & lemon for your troubles.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:25,
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so you have kept up with your hands then?
or allowed them to forget? I do a some close up as well and for me to not practice for a say a month makes things look very amatureish indeed
a great hobby and past time and better than fishing when all your bites are good looking ladys who want to know more
ahh good times in deed
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:36,
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Skateboarding...
...is probably one of the few things in life that is easier to do without legs...
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Will his professional skateboarding career be
short lived?
*gets coat
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:17,
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There has to be a Pun in there somewhere?
/dailyfail soz and that.
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I wonder how...
...many people you have to kill to get the Victoria Cross?
Fuck me that's like something out of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.
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Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:26,
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he is just to brown for a VC
ha racism
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Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:04,
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not that many
I saw one at a car boot sale the other week for £30. Wouldn't have had to kill anyone.
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LP, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:55,
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What not to do on your first day working at Citi Investment bank
What a tool.
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http://goo.gl/DQBhj
Supposed to be a prank?
goo.gl/DQBhj
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littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:18,
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URLs in the subject line wont hyperlink
try posting it in the body, like so goo.gl/DQBhj
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:23,
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Cheers matey...
Should know that by now really.
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littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:29,
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:)
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:35,
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He has the smile of a dickhead.
You'd almost expect it to drip piss.
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in fairness,
he prob is one.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:53,
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live performance, the radioactive orchestra, playing with nucleos
Is this dangerous?
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Nah.
It's probably only granite.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:13,
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Looks like pitchblende to me seen it before.
Tru-fax:
My old Junior school in St Ives is right next to the open caste mine that Marie Curie got her pitchblende.
They've cleaned it up now and put a building on the site but that stuff was lying about all over the place.
Granite has more speckle as it only really dangerous when in decays in confined areas where the gas can accumulate.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:37,
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I don't think it matters
It looks from the hardware he has on the desk that what he is actually doing is measuring the distance to the rock, and then producing an appropriate sound effect for the sort of isotope it contains, based on the distance.
Pretty neat stuff.
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I'm almost certain
that he's using an Arduino with what looks like 1 or possibly 2 geiger counters (which would give you a sort of stereo geiger counting effect)... from there I would guess the signal is routed into either Max/MSP or Supercollider where each pulse could be made to represent almost anything to your choosing... the bubling sound at the start of the video sounds like a simple synth sound triggered by each pulse, with a small amount of reverb added (very easy to do in either of the softwares I mentioned). Later on it sounds like he's interpreting the pulses in terms of their collective intensity - basically turning the rock into a glorified knob or slider.
If I'm correct, it's all quite tame in terms of sonification - I have a friend doing a masters by creating a sort of feedback loop using an ECG (e.g. brainwaves - you hear music, it stimulates you brain, ECG reads your brainwaves, software interprets them musically, which you hear.... repeat)
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It could be an pair of geiger counters
Which would make them the smallest geiger counters I've ever seen.
Or it could be a fairly common ultrasound rangefinder. Which would also explain why the sound stops so abruptly when he takes the rock away from directly in front of the thingy he has on the table.
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No more so than my atomic keyring.
Interesting concept, don't think much of the music though - seems too much like pretentious, beard-stroky, bleepy twaddle to me.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:20,
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^This
Although a music friend of mine would probably LOVE this.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:55,
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Stop motion Gears of war, with Lego
everyone's favourite chest high wall simulator, redone in Lego
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:48,
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Another Yatze fan i presume :)
That was really well done.
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:33,
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or more precisely, how can mushrooms allow us to carry on what we're doing
1 way humans can save the world, stop having so many children
(all the stuff about mushrooms was interesting though)
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:20,
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Golf courses in september after a nights rain ;)
Have a handfull on me.
I wish I wasn't all growed up with responsibilities sometimes.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:54,
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The BBC poses the really important question of the week
Soooo hard to decide .....
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:58,
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Love this bit!
Signature dance move; Hands raised to the temples, signifying the immediate aftermath of an horrific tragedy, accompanied by curiously happy facial expression.
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Oh
Oh dear
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:19,
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haha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouOfQwkWxWs
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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:20,
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Wait...
the guy with the tash and long hair ISN'T the Scouser?
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Whose mystery tour is the best? There's only one way to find out...
...FIGHT!...
Brian says: "STOP THAT FIGHTING AND GET ON WITH THE TOUR!!"
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That is very silly.
Thankyou!
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:25,
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Awww...
...they missed my favourite Walken quote:
"You're talkin' to my boy all wrong. You say that to him again, i'll stab you in the face with a saldering iron.'
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Short vaguely bassy mix
I made this!
I did this mix for a friendly tournament on a forum I use. I'm not asking for any votes or likes or whatever. I just thought some people might enjoy it.
Hackman - You Got Tha Munch
TMS feat. Jagga - I Need You (Maribou State Remix)
Chaos In The CBD - Bong Song (Dub)
Hard House Banton - Reign
Breach - Fatherless (Doc Daneeka MRR SNRZZ Remix)
Melé - Trappin (Contakt Remix)
L-Vis 1990 - Forever You (Dub)
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Poo on a Ball
I made this!
For fucks sake. What the fuck?
I noticed that there was something on the football just outside the patio window. It's poo. Something has had a dump on top of a fucking football in my garden! What sort of sick, insane creature does that!?
Do I have cats on stilts or hover foxes ?
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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:08,
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Is it Peter Crouch?
He's always shit on-the-ball
geddit??
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and he probably lived up to his name in order to do this!
You have the truth! Call Whitehall!
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"I made this! " I think you've answered your own question...
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:24,
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TBH it looks a *bit* like a squished frog
And is that blood I see? :(
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:04,
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That symbolises exactly what I think of football.
Whichever creature did that is an artist.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:29,
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Not just you
I awoke this morning, nipped outside for a tab to go with my coffee and discovered a turd on my rugby ball. Didn't have the presence of mind to take a photo, but it was a similar consistency and colour.
We have two hard-as-nails cats who tend to keep the neighbourhood cats away, so I'm going to go with hover foxes.
How do we combat this menace? I'm thinking kitchen roll tubes on the cats legs to give them the height advantage, or possibly a remote control helicopter's rotors on the pooch as a chopper-dog hover fox deterrent. Any ideas folks?
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Is it wrong to like this?
*clicks*
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