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This is a link post Ouch, Aaargh, Oooof, Zoiks, Gah!
and not forgetting "Ow, my other ankle"

BMX balls of steel fails....
(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was brill...
But wear a helmet for fuck's sake!

I used to be dead good at watching people hurt themselves but if I see 'nasty break' or 'compound fracture' in a description I just can't do it anymore. I've never seen a decapitation video either, I'm mildy curious but there are some things you just can't unsee!

Also a bit scared of getting Desensitised.
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's always mind bleach!
Available at most good stockists :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or...
Made in Chelsea!
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post At your call sir.
And I do children's parties too:-))
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
I saw a compound fracture whilst playing football and it's not something I ever fancy seeing again
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I gave someone a compounf fracture in football once.
That really sucks, even more for the guy with the busted leg. What also sucked was that he lost his job and had a busted leg for his wedding and honeymoon and he still can't walk properly and causes him pain to this day (it was about 5 years ago). Essentially I fucked his life up in 1 tackle. Although it was a bloody good tackle, I took the ball fair and square, I just landed on his leg at a funny angle. Hmm should be a reply to QOTW.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Mitt Romney either talking nonsense
Or a cheeky chappie has dubbed over him.
(I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the 'bad lip reading' bit right at the beginning
might be a clue to which one it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I know.
Thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a link post armstrong & sinatra sing dem murdertrain blues
the trumpet kills it
(injektilo smoking the weed that killed elvis, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Zombie in a penguin suit
Surprisingly disturbing and touching

(Edit: Ah, bugger, it didn't embed...)
(Edit the second: Thanks to mr.dogshit)
(HarryTheMole whatever's on my finger is going in your mouth, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Touching indeed.
Very good :)
 (I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post take out the & and it will embed ;)
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aww that's ace!
Also reminded me to grab Walking Dead S01E01 :) cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post whats the obsession with Zombies?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not too sure myself.
They're massively over saturated now, and I tend to get bored with most zombie things fairly quickly. This one, though, got to me
 (HarryTheMole whatever's on my finger is going in your mouth, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice but
I want a penguin in a zombie suit.


Make this happen
 (DrBatman, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Challenge Accepted!

(HarryTheMole whatever's on my finger is going in your mouth, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post surprisingly good
a shitload better than that 'Colin' film anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get the obsession with zombies, however this is ace!
Clickety.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Dont try this at home
Dumbass playing with bangbang stick
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always wonder, when it's someone evidently doing something really dumb by themselves
who posted the vid and why? If you had done something THAT STOOOOOpid, would you share it?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post because stupid is as stupid does.
: )
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post What no smoke...
.. just to confirm it's a fakerooney - there's no gunsmoke on the last shot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slowmo at the end seems really fake
just the way it suddenly twitches away, could be recoil for sure but smacks of digital manipulation to me.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I was wondering too, re the hat angle...but who knows.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely it would recoil in the other direction
When you're holding it properly, recoil forces the barrel up, not down.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure, it is resting on only one corner of the stock, so i think the leverage probably would force it that way
its more the sudden jump in frames. I'm also suspicious on the second shot where he hits the bottle: It seems to just fade away like Captain Kirk in a transporter. As someone who has played with firearms a little, I'd love a gun that does that!
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post True
but he's not exactly holding it properly, is he.

Why's he holding his forehead? The hole in the peak of his cap is a clear inch from the headband and the rest is undamaged.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well its not just a bullet that comes out
There's an absolute shitload of hot gas and charge debris as well
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post lolwut? Fake as fuck... and you should feel ashamed if you think otherwise
- The delay of the gunshot sound
- The gunshot sound suddenly stops (i.e. it's obviously been poorly edited in)
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post ¿Que?

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake as fook.
What's he hoping to gain looking down the barrel?
 (Fluffster, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the question
"Oh, the gun is jammed, I guess I'll just look down this dark tube for no reason."
 (brandthedoggy, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Missing kitten found...
Insert joke here about her pussy etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sunday Sport story on a dead kitten being found flattened in the folds of a fat woman's flab!?
Must be true then...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure
the makers of the Sunday Sport have no interest whatsoever in the company behind the videos that that lady appears in
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it is true then this is the worst thing ever.
For so many reasons.
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Babe?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jeez!
"WHEN Mandy Mountain’s latest fella recoiled in horror while giving her oral pleasure, she wondered what on earth was wrong."

^There are SO many observations to be made of that sentence.
 (I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post *fwaps*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post ?!?
“And my boyfriend Clint’s taken it bad too. He’s started wetting again.”
 (I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post The final paragraph.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"Sorry baby, which one I am supposed to be licking again?"
 (UTB, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post “Men love my buttery lumps and bumps. And I enjoy being worshipped like some sort of massive goddess"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA

Sorry, but that's just such wonderful prose.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haiku
Men enjoy my lumps
My Buttery lumps and bumps
Worship your goddess
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or (to use the shorter form)
In park am walking
a turd upon my footwear
so disappointing
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post buttery
biscuit base
 (Oysterboy, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"And now I'm willing to try anything to lose some weight. This is the wake-up call I needed"

I'd have thought a fucking mirror might have done that
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post *vomits*
*vomits again*
 (Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Church claims prayer cures HIV. People stop taking medication, die. In London.
I'll not write any more, as it'll repidly deteriorate into sweary angries...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't want to sound negative but, they kind of had it coming.
If you're going to listen to a god botherer and not take medication YOU NEED TO SURVIVE, then this will happen. That's the problem with modern religion; it's not needed, it just hinders our progress as a species.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I think there's still plenty of space for a belief in a higher consciousness, whichever form that might take for each,
the problem comes with this attitude that science and religious belief are somehow enemies and if you believe in one then you have to stop involving with the other to be taken seriously.

It ain't necessarily so, I think you can find a happy middle ground without topping yourself over it.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post True true. I know a fair amount of religious people who aren't ignorant, "you have to believe this" types.
Sure, if someone finds joy in taking part in a religion, that's cool, as long as they don't take it too far and do stuff like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ This ^^

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post This^ and so long as they don't try to shove that crap down my throat.
I do have a problem with the hardcore Christians' growing attempts to influence our government though.

The likes of Nadine Dorries (covertly trying to ban abortion) and that fella on the BBC Sunday morning news/chat thing who wants to ban sex education 'cos he hates gays (but wouldn't say it like that) and hide behind pressure group names like 'Centre for Family Values' can fuck right off.
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post In order to be fair you should hate everyone who attempts to influence government then
like lobbyists, pressure groups, all the other religions, voters...
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't that depend tho
on how 'reasonable' their issues are?

Like CAN they be reasoned? Not just 'My God says these people should die!' and suchlike.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its interesting
But I tend to feel that an awful lot of these issues are based on convictions at least as flimsy or as self interested. And you look at the influence that are much more malevolent like oil companies, or Rupert Murdoch, or BAE systems, or foreign treaties, and I think you'll realize that until these dragons are slayed the lunatic fringe of the Religious community are nothing more than a distraction and any time spent knocking them is "low hanging fruit" at best, and serving the interests of the real bastards in the world at worst.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, not at all.
As WiL implied; that's putting religions on a parr with logical, critically-reasoned arguments from serious pressure-groups/other political groups &c.
Which they're clearly not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have a lot of faith
"Logical, Critically reasoned argument" is a God I just can't take seriously.
"Self interested Bastards who have the world just the way they like it and want to distract the population with trivia and the illusion of rationality while they pull the strings of power" is what rules the world.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you.
It's an interesting & valid point. However, I don't think the fact that there are self-serving, greedy, money-grabbing bastards attempting to manipulate policy negates the evil influence of religion at all. Which, typing it, is too obvious to state.
In summary, I agree with you, but think religion's malignant influence is more than a distraction...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with this,
I have no problem at all with religious belief being about and followed and respected, however when it then decides it can enforce itself as law on everyone in the country/world and dictate what people can and can't do with their own lives and bodies, no, that is not right, everyone has their own beliefs, they shouldn't have to be forced into 'believing' in someone else's, in the modern age particularly when everyone has the sum of all human knowledge, good and bad, at their fingertips, I think folks should be allowed to make their own minds up.

As a general rule if your life is not hurting anyone else's then that's your choice and yours alone, I guess you could argue they made their own choice and paid the consequences, but knowing as I do of a good mate of mine who felt pressured into hiding his gayness all his life and at 46 is now currently being blackmailed into 'staying straight' by his very christian wife and minister, otherwise they will inform all his family of his shameful dirty gay thoughts and destroy everything he's ever worked and paid for all his life, AND he is treated like scum in his own house and is no longer allowed to touch his own son, well, lets say I know how 'encouraging' some of these churches can be...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a fair number of other entities out there that are considerably more effective at influencing your thought and behaviour
And most of them are considerably more effective at it than "Religion". You think of the behavior modification that Apple performs on its users, or the manipulative tactics of advertisers. You have the world of political spin, or of health and safety. The various agendas pushed through our education system.
Seems like "Religion" is an easy target because it inherently irrational, but also probably the least worthy of your ire if you are hoping that your anger is going to make the world a place where less manipulation of people goes on.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post If someone influences my behaviour through rational argument and makes me see they're point, great, all power to them for getting the issue out there and making their point well,
if someone tells me I can no longer do something that harms no one because their god says it's wrong and now I must undergo checks by their god police to make sure I'm not committing such moral sins, not so much.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Except
I don't recall advertisers (even apple) promising everlasting life and claiming to know the one and only "truth". Apple users may be smug bastards but I've yet to experience one of them claiming that because of their product the user is going to spend eternity in a land of ambrosia and that users of other platforms are damned
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have however
read a fair few PC users comments that weren't a million miles off that!

Let's face it folks buy stuff 'cos they want to own it, whatever their reasons, whether they just like it, want something they think will work well for purpose, or think women will want to have their babies, it's still their personal choice, so I find it very odd when folks get up in arms about it when someone else liked and bought something they would not.

But to get back to point, yeh, I dont think Apple ever claimed it could cure cancer! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm trying to recall the very interesting documentary
That posited that this is exactly what both advertisers and politicians do.
The idea was that they substitute the symbols of religion because they are deep triggers in the human psyche: So our ever-lasting life, for example, is now the dream of a happy retirement. And this is far more of a crock, because most people work their life and health away making their employers rich and are too sick/dead to really enjoy their retirement when it comes.
Look at the symbology in most advertising, and you will see some sort of valhalla promised as a result of buying into their product. "Get a loan" they say, and show you a picture of heaven on the beach, with a beautiful spouse and perfect children and a flash car.
Instead of the 10 commandments we have the ethos of Career, Family, Friends. And we as a people seem to have bought into the false notion that these will bring us everlasting happiness when in fact they are the three biggest causes of misery in the lives of most of the people I know. Not because of something inherent in them, but because of the unrealistic expectation we have been taught to place on them.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking of this one, although its not the one where this point was made
but its a very interesting and humourously made documentary about media tactics to control the population.
www.channel4.com/programmes/starsuckers
EDIT: nuts, not available any more on 4OD. Maybe youtube. worth a hunt around if its something that interests you. I liked it because its also a giggle while making a serious point.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, totally and they are equally (or more) worthy of our contempt.
Basically I have no problem with what religious people believe in their own private lives, but when someone is motivated to write laws or tell me how I should live *my* life by a fictional Paternal Sky-Master then I get angry.

The Cult of Apple's reaction to Jobs's death (sad I know, I'm not trying to detract from this) was fascinating and weird. All these people were like "OH NOES OUR MESSIAH IS DED, HE WAS THE BESTEST MAN EVAR" and (no joke) I saw someone say "nobody has done more to change our world and technology" on twitter and it took all of my willpower to restrain myself from replying with "KNOWLEDGE FAIL: See Nikola Tesla or Henry Ford, iBitch!".

Still, at least Jobs really existed.
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Given the religious context of this thread...
...I read that as "The Cult of Apple's reaction to Job's death".

Amazing how context alters your perception, isn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post HOMOPHOBE!....oh

(serge, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interestingly...
I had to really hunt that story for the name of a church. I suspected it was going to finger the UCKG, but ultimately it doesn't put the blame on any one church.

It does say "AHPN said it believed the Synagogue Church Of All Nations (SCOAN), which has UK headquarters in Southwark, south London, may be involved in such practices."

So the headline says Church did this, but we don't actually know which one.

Obviously this has nothing to do with the fact these church's are absolutely minted and have high class lawyers coming out of their arses
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I noticed that....
If I get a few moments in work (I will) I'll have a look round the internet to see if they're mentioned any more in this sad context.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post If God GAVE them HIV,
Why would he change his mind and cure them of it? He would have been busy burying dinosaur fossils, surely?
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Religion taking a role in darwinian selection? Oh the irony.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post For Fuck's Sake.
And that is all I'll be saying on the matter.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This, in part, reminds me of another moment in my own life.
When the hospital sent in a priest after my step son had passed from cancer. We are not religious, and told them so, but we "afflicted" by the good intentions of others. The Priest stated 'he's gone to a better place' - our feeling was that the best place was here with us now. The holy man was lucky to leave with his own life...
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got 2 kids,,,,
In your situation, I'm pretty certain he'd have been given about 10 seconds head start before I went at him with whatever came to hand (I.E. the Bible he had on him/various pieces of furniture/his own torn off limbs). This sad's me off no end. Religious cnuts!
 (Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope their sky-friend is looking after them now
Fuck-tards
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tab you should type the anger
...it's what Jesus would do.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've calmed down now.
And just feel incredibly sad that people are dying in our nation's capital because of this evil.
Humanity has acheived so much, yet religion seems bent on dragging us back to the dark ages.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post set everyone who is religious on fire
and then let god put them out.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post DefyingDarwin:
The voice of moderate /links, since 2006.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a link post The cast of The Thing (1982) watch the new prequel
Bit too long but if you're a fan you'll find yourself nodding along in agreement...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Click
I'm dreading this new version. I watched the Carpenter version last night, I highly recommend the blu-ray, it's cleaned up an absolute treat.
 (MyFakeName, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a link post News
Sorry for two links in a row - i'll go and hide now
(I helped save b3ta! Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great! Didnt expect that.
Hopefully she did though
 (Sacamacamojo II is now on his 3rd b3ta account, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh...
is that how babies are made?

I always though it was much more work.

but ... for fuck's sake ... ALTHEA ELICONA?
Won't anyone think of the children?
 (I helped save b3ta! frox, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know I'm not going to be believed
but my son (we live in the US) told me he has 8 Althea's in his middle/junior school. Must be a rough time in the playground...
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what Althea is,
but it sounds like the name of a shop.
 (Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've said it before. And I'll say it again.
Babies are rubbish and spoil everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very clever.
I can't decide if seeing her hair grow was cool or ruined the illusion.
 (I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post For goodness' sake Penelope, how many times do I have to tell you......??
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtAGwqibKHc
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking
Tripod
 (I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Taxes at work
thankfully not my taxes - our cops do other stupid things i'm sure!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tiffany Aching 's bowl of oatmeal tried to stare her down and won, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post You miserable sod.
Can't a guy have some fun?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats the second time we've caught him doing that
he really should go back to work
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Where'd you want it?
 (bazmataz, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bay 12, please.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the bit
with the pipes.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get away from her you bitch!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Similar things were featured in Brave New World With Stephen Hawking on TV last night.
Scenes of a woman paralysed from the waist down, walking with the aid of an exoskeleton actually brought a tear to my eye.
 (I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0.52
"now part of this modified ditch-witch"??
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post aaaaand...
Have the legs bit too.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses
There's no point me trying to explain it. Just click the bloody link.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:58, , Reply)
This is a link post The Cunnilingus King
*drops several monocles*.
(Leemondus, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Drop several monocles?
Are you a Victorian spider with bad eyesight?

Also, judging by the preview pic, nope... not clicking on that :D
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post RACIST!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post No,
I was just so shocked at his acres of tongue that I had to keep replacing my monocle. Luckily I keep a spare stash in my 8-legged plus-fours...DAMN okay yes, I am Victorian spider.
 (Leemondus, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 3:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post PEDO!
etc
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 7:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuuuuuuu...........
could get a job licking stamps?
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post He could become an MP.......
with a tongue big enough for Camerons A-hole, the possibilities are endless....
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Ruddy cheeky penguins.
So looking forward to this programme!
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want
More of this sort of thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dirty, smelly, noisy bastards
Great fun to be around though.
I spent three days amazing days HERE watching the daft little buggers run around (and three nights scraping shit off my boots).
 (Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh wow!
I bet that was ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Sea Lion Island Fives*
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Knowing nod*

(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Knew it.

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post See, he went scissors,
If you'd have gone Spock or Rock you'd have had the little shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chin the litter fecker!
Go on 'ave it!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dont get it..
This is nothing like Pingu at all!
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post i hate penguins!
I was bitten by one when i was a child and now i hate them.. if i met a penguin in the street i think i might punch it in the face.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it bit your cock off.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm looking forward to that as well

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Rat of the Week!

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post *goes to website*
The 90s called, they want their internet back.

That is one cool rat though :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post but why is he eating shaving foam?

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because he DOES. NOT. GIVE. A. FUCK.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Call the full stop nazis!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Awesome, but a little too cocky.
But unfortunately, it's still pretty impressive talent, if a waste of time.
(I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very cocky.
But what I'd like to know is how many times did they miss?
 (anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Matt Partridge Showreel I made this!
Hey everyone. Here is my new flash animation showreel. Hope you're all well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w468Ns1S_RA
 (MattSatOnTheCat http://www.youtube.com/user/mattpartridge, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:27, , Reply)
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nice a fellow flash artist. keep up the great work. i really like it. i hope this is gonna get many more views.
 (MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post liking the diferent styles
good luck n all that ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 3:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Bieber Goat I made this!
All hail the mighty Bieber Goat!
(bobmcbobbity, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would click play
But so far i have managed to never hear any of that pussys songs. So err click without a click haha
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:17, , Reply)

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