If I had more time at work, I'd be adding to 'em.
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He'll be back for Children in Need:
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/corrie-faves-jack-duckworth-and-vera-1403343
A TV source said: “Getting Bill Tarmey ‘back from the dead’ is a stroke of genius.”
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Some of them are a tad disturbing...

"The big number on the left is an anonymous user ID AOL provided so advertisers or researchers or whoever's looking at the logs can track an individual account's search habits. Next to that is the search term used. The thing after that is obviously the date, and if you see a URL to the right of the date, that's where the user ended up clicking."
It's important to note that on page 3 of the link, one of the users went to b3ta.com. Check out what they were searching for...
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Maybe its the same guy? He sure loves his seman and attacking girls
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:26, Reply)
I can attest to at least 30% of all employee time being spent on laughing at what people genuinely search for with seemingly no idea that everything they do is being tracked, back to their name, email and in many cases (we ran a free sms service too) their mobile phone number.
None of this is in anyway "news" but the person who leaked the records should be slapped.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:28, Reply)
b3ta isn't on the first 3 pages of AOL results for that search term.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This site makes me a little nostalgic for the old days of the web!
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 14:51, Reply)
...Wasn't that the hear Jonathan King turned up here?
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:02, Reply)
They trawled through them all and found the best bits to make jokes about. There were reams and reams of them.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Apparently, every edition of Omni magazine is now available online and also in downloadable format.
Here's a complementary link to the online Omni index project:
omnimagindex.wordpress.com/
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:11, Reply)
First time I saw H.R. Giger's work was on the cover of Omni.
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I just noticed watching it again, in the original, why didn't he just give her HIS scarf?
Stupid twat
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Would have been awkward
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Makes it feel proper Christmassy and that. Though last years did make me buy (illegally download) the Slow Moving Millie album. The Coca Cola one makes it Christmas too, though what Cola has to do with Christmas is anybodys guess.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:11, Reply)
into the modern psyche
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091203095422AA4xiPm
(, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Much more thoughtful gift than the original anyway.
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Made me larf.
NSFW cos of swearies
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:23, Reply)
I had to stop that numerous times to allow the laughter to be emitted in controlled bursts.
"they'll be whistling that all over Singapore by Friday"
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Like my iPhone:

And my new all in one Mac:

(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:58, Reply)
I might have some tartan paint she might be interested in
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:42, Reply)
is not in fact an igenuine ifuckingpad.
not going to buy of the street again? says she?
to thick and blind says i
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)
using only the vowel e (assuming you don't count y- which i don't) and some consonants. :D after the chat below about nth numbers and not using As in sentences. i think it's pretty impressive.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:07, Reply)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Disparition
(...which I haven't thought about for over two decades)
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OK, Daily Mail-style headline aside, this is probably something that B3ta should strongly consider hi-jacking via the image-challenge.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)
1. Kids are really shit at drawing anything
2. Why do bankers still want to be associated with pigs with all the f*cking mess they've made of the world economy?
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"Mr Hurly is a Natwest banker. He is a warm, gentle and trustworthy pig, shown by his smile, and very eccentric in both personality and dress sense. He thinks that saving a little every day is important for a rainy day, which is why he is pouring coins into his saving bag and has an umbrella in his other hand. If it doesn't rain, he can always use his savings for his great love in life... chocolate cake... or better still invest in a cake factory!"
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Because sorting them by hand is quicker.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)
They're absolutely tasteless without them. Poor kids these days. I still remember being thrilled to hear about the introduction of the blue smarties in the late 80s.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:46, Reply)
They're awful. The shells taste of nothing and the chocolate is all powdery.
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barely bigger than a digestive biscuit.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:58, Reply)
but in my day youkrie bars where mahoosive and needed teeth of iron to break it in to its own blocks.
and as for terrys chocolate oranges? just got to look at it and nit falls apart inmy youth theye were ration and you were lucky if you got between a whole housing estate to share, every one got 1 lick except for those after smelly terry that fat kid who ndidnt want theres after he snoted on it and all this was wall to wall peadophilles in my day couldnt walk down the street with out getting dragged in and arse rapped except for smelly terry poor lonly smelly terry no one wanted him well i say no one his dad did
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)
so with that and these double size snickers I think we can all stop moaning.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Obviously not in a sexy way, I quickly add.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)
I put him into "standby mode" before any sorting-machine shenanigans.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:18, Reply)
we want a machine for sorting lego bricks by type, size, and colour ... that is made out of lego!
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:39, Reply)
Wonder how many B3tans could have been on this programme.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)
*holds thumb & finger .25mm apart*
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:40, Reply)
it's all getting a bit lewd on here all of a sudden. What next a couple of lezzers dry humping abandoned fairground rides?
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Today he's making some spam javelins.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)
why are the police not allowed to use their luncheon meat truncheons any more?
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:10, Reply)
she shows us how to make a lovely spam purse
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:30, Reply)
we've got the local fishmonger's wife, showing off her magnificent bearded clam.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:54, Reply)
I love the random shit that gets its own page on Wikipedia. Found this yesterday quite by accident and felt obliged to share it with you lot. Enjoy the tale of Lord Uxbridge's Leg.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I like the picture caption: "Lord Uxbridge's right leg, shown here still attached to Lord Uxbridge."
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
These were the golden days of battlefield injuries.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Would have been more exciting to see the leg which was blown off, but the falsey's quite interesting too.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:40, Reply)
'The leg attracted an amazing range of tourists from European society of the very top drawer, from the King of Prussia to the Prince of Orange.' Curious, no doubt.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)
That goes for either Richard Burton, by the way.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
And that's true.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)
...if the want to update it, I see no point in rolling out the bodyless head of Burton any more. I like this, actually thinking about see it with the new cast.
EDIT: just seen they are going to hologram Neeson. OK, I agree... Why bother?
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)
Heard Jeff Wayne on Radio 2 saying he was going to use different parts of the script. I don't think it will live up the first one but I also welcome a re-image of it.
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youtu.be/eVjyzoi3Enw
with Steven Berkoff as Elton Welsby
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:57, Reply)
I've heard better mutterings from a tramp in glasgow
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Heard a snippet of this and tracked it down. Hopefully not GC. Sadly cannot find a better recording of it...
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)
makes a chap realise how folky the cure are. :D
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)
and a great cover to boot. Have a click.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)
go moy dear, i think i prefer the live one though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3sylA-adbg
(, Sat 10 Nov 2012, 2:48, Reply)
something to do with movember but would have been better if the lady had ginger hair
1.44 for a sniff your finger moment
ps its a pop play that runs for only four days
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)
until you realise how it should be pronounced... more like Foihtvanger
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWjCkcAmzDc
(, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:20, Reply)
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