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New species of bioluminescent cockroach possibly already extinct by volcanic eruption
"The possibly extinct Lucihormetica luckae oddly resembles a Jawa from Star Wars"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:38,
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What did Disney buy them?
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PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:43,
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Or EVEn
Eve from Wall-E, dark version
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sebmcr, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:04,
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I climbed that volcano when I was 18.
Or, rather, fell into and fell asleep inside the smouldering crater: www.b3ta.com/questions/darwin/post367575. (I was tired; it was warm.)
It was seven metres shorter then.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:12,
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The Copiale manuscript
A bit of lunchtime reading for those interested in 18th century secret societies and code breaking.

does not contain car chases
Original documents can be found here
stp.lingfil.uu.se/~bea/copiale/
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:31,
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it's already better than Dan Brown
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:33,
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Needs more Tom Hanks.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:40,
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Needs more Audrey Tautou
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:51,
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Needs more salad cream
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Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:04,
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Voynich, here I come!
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:48,
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What surprises me,
is that usually researchers can tell by statistical analysis if text is genuinely coded, or just really random gibberish.
And hypothesis about Voynich's one are wildly varied.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:45,
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does this mean we'll eventually get @ilovehorses.com too?
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:35,
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this could get a bit gory web site plans to show pic of bodys so people can identify them
not sure when it will lunch but i recon that by the end of day 2 there will be people calling for it to be shut down
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:21,
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Andrew O'Neill - Alternative
NSFW
I made this!
This is my last stand-up show, filmed in London earlier this year. I hope you like.
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metalwarlord, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:12,
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You're not very lumpy, for a girl.
But you're quite funny, so you get a clicky :-)
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:55,
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Please not be another
vegan black metal chef.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:20,
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Alrighty
Saw you couple of years ago at Edinburgh Fringe - much enjoyment.
Good to see you last night on Buzzcocks.
More power to yr pagan, metalic, tranny elbow.
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joetotale, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:24,
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Hamas Propaganda
enjoy
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PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:52,
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The combination of liveleak and Hamas means there's no way i'm clicking that.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:59,
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Why? it's a good song
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:21,
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Hamleak?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:57,
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Probably won't be setting the charts alight, can't see it having too big an impact on the charts at all actually.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:06,
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Is this going to be on their christmas cd 'A very Hamas christmas'?
i hope so
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:11,
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I do hope they include "Under the Missile toe"
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PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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Xmas no.1 2012!!!
lol!!!!111!!!!
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SpookySpoon was once a man in a jar, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:33,
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Puzzler Girl
I like this
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feelwelcome "Try and act as normal as possible", Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:50,
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It's nice and all but it would be in danger of giving false hope that an area was cleared.
And when it comes to land mines false hope is worse than no hope at all.
There's machines that resemble combine harvesters that do the job nicely.
Just got to transfer some money from the "Killing people budget" to the "Not killing people" one.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:18,
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I used to like it when they sent the Princess of Wales across mine fields.
The Royals might as well be used for something.
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Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:30,
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so this explains the opening scenes to the prisone series of decades gone by
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:37,
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Neat idea, but when they start coming over here and exploding all our UXBs and putting the locals
out of work, etc...
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PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:04,
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Hate your boss? Looking for a new direction?
Found this on Guardian jobs, the salary is amazing...
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:40,
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Yes
Croydon, though?
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SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:41,
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On that money
you could buy yourself a second hand Concorde and commute to work from your volcano base in the south pacific.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:44,
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Depending on experience, though.
A relative newcomer to teaching could find themselves stuck earning in the low billions.
That's how people get disenfranchised.
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Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:00,
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Advert in the Grauniad
typos are to be expected
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grauniad
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer is watching bargain hunt for red october on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:10,
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not so much a typo, more a fat bloke mashing the number pad with his palm
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h3donist zoinks!, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:03,
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Look no further!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=74EpWhdpKys
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redazril pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle,, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:06,
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Shame it's KS2, I only want to teach KS3 and above.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:14,
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With 99% of the population being Paedoes, how can they recruit anybody?
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:35,
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There's no point in saying 'Equineaphobia' if you then say 'fear of horses'.
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BertnotErnie, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:32,
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Perhaps the narrator has 'explainophilia', the 'love of explaining things'.
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:45,
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That would explain it.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:00,
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Shouldn't it be "hippophobia"?
What with equus being Latin, and phobia being Greek, an' all. "Hippophobia" would at least make linguistic sense.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:55,
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That's far too bloody intellectual for b3ta.
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Blackdogmanguitar is away from his desk, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:06,
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of course
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Pazuzu posted whilst running on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:36,
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Never stand in front of a gun or behind a horse
you'll never be shot at or shit on
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:39,
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Yeah but
If you stand in front of a horse you can still get kicked int he face.
And if you stand behind a gun you can get a casing to the eye, or worse shrapnel from misfire in the chamber!
Think of the kittens!!!!!!
Touches self. Stupid sexy kittens!
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retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:05,
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Insert "I love horses" link here
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:29,
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cant believe no one has mentioned her rythmic riding gate and smoothe action in the saddle ?
i wonder if she has The Sybian at home?
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:18,
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'cos everyone was too busy
fapping.
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JamHamster I can't see my eyes!, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:06,
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Drunk girl is cute
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:10,
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I've got a friend who has eyes that go all weird like that when they're pissed, it's amazing, it looks like they're staring right at you yet they're actually looking at the walls to the left and right of themselves, both at the same time.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:16,
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Good tip if someone is shouting at you
Look at the bridge of their nose, it looks you're making eye contact but at the same time it makes things less intimidating for both of you.
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Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:21,
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There's a cashier in my local Sainsburys who's so cross-eyed it's really hard to know what she's looking at
I always stare at the bridge of her nose and hope for the best.
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thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:35,
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There's something familiar about her....

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Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:23,
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office lols
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SpookySpoon was once a man in a jar, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:39,
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Haha
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:41,
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He grins like the Groke

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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:13,
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Breaking news
man has live hat on
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:19,
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Looks familiar
Overly attached lurker?
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Jolly Rogered, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:53,
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toot toto d
denise lasalle.
i
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love.
this.
song!
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:07,
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"I'm gonna break your face"
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joetotale, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:45,
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Kittens playing with duckings........
Floof overload!
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:38,
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nice bit of floof
needs more sledgehammer though..
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Pazuzu posted whilst running on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:44,
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The problem with this is I can't see it happening spontaneously
It looks very much like someone has dumped various balls of floof in a basket in an attempt at a frankly manipulative video (I refer you also to the Louis Armstrong soundtrack).
Having said that, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
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thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:00,
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Isn't this the scene in Blade where they brought their live food to the vampire rave?
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maiden Imperfect Evolution, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:12,
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NEEDS MORE FATHER JACK
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbcjVxw04Ck&pxtry=1
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:50,
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This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
:(
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:46,
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How strange it worked on my tablet.
...and on my laptop, cos I've got proxtube installed.
Poop.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:55,
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Thank you Tab Hunter!
I've just found out how to install all my blocked extensions for Chrome. If I was gay I'd bum you till all three of your eyes bled :)
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:13,
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Delicious friends.
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Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:47,
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Nightmares On Wax - Carboot Soul
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Pazuzu posted whilst running on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:37,
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Great album
Might listen to this right now. Good link cheers.
This one and Smokers Delight are good on a rainy day like this.
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Sherbets Leaf, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:51,
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Cheers for this
I'm not listening to it, but a couple of clicks from it took me to a full Godspeed You! Black Emperor album, so that's me sorted for the morning.
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:55,
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*Regresses*
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Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:33,
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Excellent album
I still have the original CD somewhere.
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blupp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:16,
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wasnt this on here last week?
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Dan dan dan is just on the right side of good, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 0:45,
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Adding to today's floof count.
A friend sent me this earlier. I kinda needed it. Figured I'd share in case someone else does too.
Pretty much a guaranteed GC/SK. I give no apologies for this!
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Kerrisis Nuns. No sense of humour., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:28,
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Her playing and singing
made my eyes heavy too.
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joetotale, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:55,
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Interesting NYtimes article about hipsters
Well, I thought it was. Prepare for laughs a plenty!
Then be dissapointed when there are none.
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:44,
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I actually
kind of agree. There's a lot to her theory. I think in the UK we find it even more difficult than Americans do to be sincere. Irony and being sardonic are our main responses to pretty much anything, and hipsters are an extension of that.
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SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:23,
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Do the truffle shuffle
ahhh takes you back
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otl, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:40,
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Yeah, when fat kids were still a rarity
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LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:42,
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He doesn't even look fat anymore.
You'd have to get someone much bigger to be the fat kid these days.
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Edenmonster, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:43,
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FRESH
It's Thomas the tank engine mixed with the fresh prince
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Paul_P www.paul-powers.co.nr, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:38,
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that
track is off the rails
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1largeflipper is smearing marmalade on sloths, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:40,
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hahahahahaha!
Top work.
*clicky*
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DrPrunesquallor veni, posteri, scarperi, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:47,
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Now you see, I like this
So what I've done is click "like"
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thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:03,
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I like the 50 Cent - In Da Club mix with Thomas
And then there's this...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:16,
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Well that's um....really, quite...um
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thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:32,
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Crap!
Was just going to post this. As heard on 'Westwood'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGILpqzapP8
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 14:16,
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AWBf0hbeMU&feature=fvwrel
a fav
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1largeflipper is smearing marmalade on sloths, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:53,
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Nothing beats Biggy the Tank Engine.
NOTHING.
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John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:58,
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I SEE YOU BABY.....
Morning mad happy puppy.
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:37,
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hahah
in reality the dog is thinking to its self... Im going to wipe my bits all over your sofa in this pretend happy style so you'll be sitting in dog cock slobber.. and something about thumbs in dogs bum holes for the /talk board
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1largeflipper is smearing marmalade on sloths, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:42,
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Boxers are bloody loonies. =)
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Kerrisis Nuns. No sense of humour., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:20,
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Brilliant :)
My boxer Buster does this... we call it the Buster Shuffle. He still has a tale (and is 35kg) so when he does it, he goes mental.
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UTB, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:31,
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Red panda get surprised
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 9:33,
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The wellie of doom!!!
I just want to hug and tickle them.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:12,
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Lying on your back, waving your arms and legs around a bit whilst making a few cute noises.
is one heck of a good defense mechanism.
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Sherbets Leaf, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:17,
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Yay :D

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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:19,
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Red Pandas:
The gayest of all pandas.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:01,
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Why do japanese animals look japanese?
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BertnotErnie, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:30,
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