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This is a link post Brighton's Xmas lights
this is amazing
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This is a normal post :D
fantastic
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guffaw!
But because I'm such a wizend old cynic, has anyone seen this with their own eyes, or is it interweb shenanigans?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely fake
the ones where stuff is written in the trees would be impossible to coordinate
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post still
brilliantly done
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well done
Probably fake as fuck - I shall investigate.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post what did you discover?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Investigations are ongoing
A full report will be issued once investigations have been completed. I will not be issuing any statements in the intervening period.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is fake. So sayeth my man in the field.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is fake probably done with Adobe After Effects new Camera Tracker and 3D text
if you watch when the cock shape goes out there is no wire so the lights are floating in space. It's clever and original but easily replicated with Camera Tracker and 3D layers.
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This is a normal post Haha
I hope it is true
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it's found out to be bollocks...
...just after the Daily Mail goes to print.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that would be better

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This is a normal post ^this^

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This is a normal post I drove through Brighton once, it was a really shabby place.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post all the poshos live in Hove now

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
now actually
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Undoubtedly fake
but still ace
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake
https://twitter.com/stephencgrant/status/279166686861606912

Shame though, I secretly wanted it to be real.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a link post UFO soundtrack preview
Don't know anything about the film, but with Si Begg at the helm, at least you know the soundtrack will be good.
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This is a normal post Hm Interesting. I'd not heard of this one.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.F.O._%282012_film%29

What they don't say there is it seems to be based on the 1970's Gerry Anderson series. Guess it's either going to be awesome or shite squared. One for the watch list.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now, I'm getting confused about this
Is this UFO the low budget Brit film with someone famous' sister in it?
(OK, it's Pierce Brosnan's son)
www.imdb.com/title/tt2040578/


Or is this the UFO that Bob Evans has been trying to make for the past decade (and IS based on Anderson's show)
www.imdb.com/title/tt1443799/

It's very confusing when two films in production have the same title.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are TWO movies called UFO?
Well shit, now I'm confused too.

Edit: Looks like the original link and wikipedia article are for the same film (The one with Brosnan's brother in it). There may or may not be Gerry Anderson links. I just went to the first website that came back from a Google for "UFO movie" and assumed. My bad!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing the first given the cover photo above.
The street lighting and telegraph poles and housing look more like an English suburb than an American one. This is a pure guess.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Milla Jovovich- Clocks
Not only can she kick zombies asses she can sing too.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh! Is there a new Divine Comedy album out?
oh...


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This is a normal post norks

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This is a normal post Kegs

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This is a link post Its Lenny - transfer your telemarketer calls to lenny to take care of !
Getting loads of telemarketer/sales calls? Send them to Lenny the bot.

Some are hilarious, some are heartbreaking.
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This is a normal post That is gold!

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This is a link post classic bananaman!

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This is a normal post a series of expletives and emoticons inserted here....
_'where am i? Hello? is that a little nightingale?'
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 4:31, , Reply)
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i will discuss the involvement with this and the man on the corner in the morning.
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This is a normal post Drunk again miss?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 6:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post the short version is...
yes.
the sort of sensible version. would be that i mentioned a banana man. and this link is the result.
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This is a normal post Yay!!!

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This makes me happy

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a link post FRESH 2 DEF
Couple of dudes I live with, dressed as The A-team, performing fresh prince of Bel Air. Ronseal.

They've got another gig coming up,if you're in the south-east.
www.facebook.com/events/226812977449999/
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 2:19, , Reply)
This is a link post A Little something for Christmas - and You Night Crawlers I made this!
A little Winter Mix I knocked out...
Enjoy Folks :-)

Tracklist Here :

1# Habischman - Time To Fall (Original Mix)
2# AudioFly - I'll Tell Ya Vs. Big Bully (Original Mix)
3# tra­Asta - Smalltalk (Four Tet Remix)
4# Hunter_Game - Crazy Enough
5# Justin Martin - Don't Go (Dusky Remix)
6# Martin Roth - Beautiful Life (Original Mix)
7# Hunter_Game - Don't Feel The Presence (Original Mix)
8# Butch - Soul Leaves Body (Original Mix)
9# Walker & Royce - Stare If You Want To feat. Javi
10# James Zabiela - The Healing (Original Mix)

Merry Christmas Everyone & a Happy New Year.....
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nightcrawler
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2wzpfPFBlw

Night prowler

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMbyeJaezIg
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 2:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Pacific Rim trailer
Looks like a more serious Power Rangers to me....
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This is a normal post Are they built by Aperture Science?

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This is a normal post Needs more Stephen Merchant
"Ben Stead ‏@ZoomyRamen
@therealcliffyb @ThatTomHam It is the portal voice, Del Toro called Valve and asked for it."

There you go.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post They've grown up a bit
eyeyeyeyeyeyeyey
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 1:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's deliberate, they even hired the same voice actress

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well obviously
They also applied the same effects to her voice. The question is why?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard
that Guillermo del Toro really liked Portal, and being Guillermo del Toro he called Valve and did some persuasion.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm thinking more "Evangelion".
Looks kind of interesting, I guess. Might give it a look.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hydrogen bombs

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks like a laugh.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 1:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Robot Jox versus Godzilla in the Portal universe

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I presume this is Del Toro's "one for them"
I'll still go see it.
Though as a lot of people have said, if it was the exact same trailer with "Michael Bay" on the end of it, everyone would slag it off.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post But it's blatantly not a Michael Bay trailer.
It didn't feature a large number of shots of US Army troops, and you could actually see what the fuck was going on when the robots moved.

I have a feeling this film is going to be del Toro showing the world what a fucking hack Bay really is.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough
but directors rarely cut their own trailers.

This still looks generic as fuck, but I've learned to take trailers with a pinch of salt
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rather lot of R&D cash spent just to fight monsters Queensbury Rules style
Can't we just use all these sleek missiles we've got lying around and knock off early?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a well known fact that giant monsters can only be destroyed by men in ridiculous suits
have the power Ranger documentaries taught you nothing?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post BwwaaaRRGGGHHH!!!!!
It's not going to win Best Original Score is it?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a link post artworks from art show in miami
'the student' gives me the heebie-jeebies
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice ass @ pic nr. 2
...and ehm...very arty yes indeed.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Insufferable.
I'd feel compelled to improve most of it with a baseball bat.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretentious art is pretentious
The only thing that's missing is a plastic turd on a stick.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post i enjoyed some of that,
but I can really feel the pain of the girl (in that couple from the 2nd picture.)
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eva and Adele
I knew I recognised them from somewhere....from Eurotrash!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_and_Adele
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 3:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post i meant the girl in the image before that one.

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 5:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post art basel miami
or as i like to call it... why i gave up on art.
4 years ago i went as a 'guest' of an 'artist' i would have vomited all over the place... if that was not already the exhibit.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 6:37, , Reply)
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I love modern art, but find it as an industry to be incredibly frustrating & depressing. Far too many practitioners, most without a coherent or even mildly stimulating idea between them. There's a few half-decent bits in that link, but most of it is stuff that I would be embarrassed to put my name to as they are so soul-sappingly devoid of originality. And I am not an artist.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Touching Things is Fun (The Christmas Winky Song) NSFW I made this!
Hi everyone.

Been a long time since I posted here at B3ta. Well anyhow, I'm back with a new animation.

Even Santa likes touching things !!


(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome back
and a merry touchy / feely christmas to you too.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello good Sir
:)

Have a festive muggle on me.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wandered back here last night
first time in ages. No reason, just felt it was time to remind the upstarts and trolls that we are still here and to leave the serious bizzness of proper trolling to us.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 2:13, , Reply)
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how bizarre, I was thinking of you this morning. Your dad DJ'd at my mums wedding.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really ?
Message me....
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Where can I get a cheap set of something similar?
Solar system Christmas tree decorations
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wants

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bacon on a Christmas tree
sounds like Nick Griffin's decorations sorted
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Throws all assets at screen*
Gimme!
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Japanese comic about a man receiving oral sex from various women NSFW
A modern classic.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That could literally be any Japanese comic

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right !
Um................it...................is it...............uuuh..........well.................FUUUuuuuuuuUuuuuUUUK.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post and then I came.

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Had blowjob from 10 year old
not a pedo though
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a good age for a goat.

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This is a normal post Surprisingly easy to masturbate to.

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post nuclear radiation is a hell of a drug

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This is a normal post Can somebody please explain normal sexual interaction to Japan?

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Some of the first electric guitar.
Toward the end is what could be the first ever rock and roll chords.
History!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That song would be nothing
without Patrick Moore's vibraphone, and Mr Acker Bilk on alto sax.

Nice.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck. I wish I lived in Britain.
I had to google it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH9L6VonhQc
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This is a link post Sven Vath live stream from the boiler room Berlin
not bad for a Wednesday night.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post crappytaxidermy
is full of great stuff crappytaxidermy.com
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This is a normal post It's no workee! :(

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
it's normally OK, and is a regular favourite in my rss reader.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just get an Error atm the mo', I will bookmark for later.

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This is a normal post It's tumblr, i haven't been able to get on mine for about the last hour, it does this quite a bit...
...always at the best possible time :-(
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post have confirmed it... via two kids resorting to instagram and twitter...
tumblr is still down...
its odd.. gmail on monday, FB for the UK tuesday was it?... thats it... i have formed a solid conspiracy theory the world is coming to an end.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
here's hoping...
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
i clicked what i thought was the 'i like this' button on FB. turns out. i had already liked that page... so i had to go like it all over again.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I think that was my fault first time round.

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post it WAS in fact your fault! ;)
but that is a good thing!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rowdy
no!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmmmmm. Elliot...

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a link post what a prick
what a prick
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a prick

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Prat a whick

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wrat a Phick

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a prick

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post *quickly googles Spaced quotes*

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post skip to the end

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This is a normal post Babylon Fives a big pile of shit

(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a link post New Zealand Open Real Green Dragon Pub On Hobbit Set.
I'd have a pint there, looks ace!!

(was opened by the PM so i don't know if they'll get sued or what).
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post According to film reviews
I think a pint there would be better than the movie, I am rising though on PM suing.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It was officially opened by the Prime Minister last month, i'm thinking if that's the case they've got permission from the film company so won't be sued for using the Hobbit brand like everyone else seems to have been.

Not sure about the film, if it was just the one then maybe, the fact they've made three out of such a short book just pisses me off.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fuckin hate
films about elves and bloody wizards. Honestly, I hate them with a passion.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Darth Vader is a cunt

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This is a normal post Captain Kirk is a prick

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish E.T would fuck off home, the cock.

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post And that
Doc Emmett Brown. He can just fuck off back to the
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean they sell them in pints?

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Brill.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Cut To The Chase
Ever wondered where the phrase "Cut To The Chase" comes from? 'Say What' is a series that I narrate dedicated to revealing the origins of these phrases.
If you like this, there's also Caught Red Handed and Dead As A Doornail, each done by a different animator, and with more episodes every fortnight.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post That stuff always interests me
and I like the animations too.

And the narration.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a link post A song about a man who drives around selling fish...

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post How much is this fish he's selling?

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post One pound fiiiiiish... one pound fiiiish...
Come on ladies come on ladies etc. etc. and so on and so on...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only a quid. That means if you had 5 grand for the purposes of catering youd have enough to buy 3500 plus enough to buy bread too.
Plus a few bottles of Ribena, you'd practically be jesus!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus didn't need £5K for catering

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This is a normal post He used magic:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESJh-AqMJaA
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post David Blaine would be spinning in his piss stained perspex box

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This is a normal post If that is the case clever clogs, how the fuck did he pay for the last supper?

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post He put it on a credit card
It's not like he was going to have to deal with the bill when it arrived...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm 2:15 in.
Are there any jokes coming?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you find a consistent narrative about a sea food related marketeer hilarious?
:)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wierd, I scrolled down at 2:16 to see if any one had commented on it being worth watching

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This is a normal post Alan Rusbridger's looking well for his age

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This is a link post Ivan Brackenberry - Hospital DJ
This guy needs more love.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw him live a few years back
funniest thing I'd seen since stuart lee
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wash your mouth out with soap.

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry thing is i know people exactly like him that are not being ironic....
Wish his tours went a little further north though.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I should probably clarify
I'm one of those hideous scummers who *likes* stuart lee
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've just got fist of fun series 1+2
So worth the money it's unbelievable.

Stewart Lee is a genius, there is a huge difference between Stewart Lee the comedian and Stewart Lee the person, One guy I would love to see live but the size of the rooms he does he never really bothers with us northerners.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like him too.
I think Pissflaps does too, tbh. The terrible troll.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^by that i meant hospital djs.

(, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:08, , Reply)

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