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This is a link post Jesus escorted from darts tournament
Apparently all the mock worshipping was distracting the players so security removed him. Turns out he wasn't The Risen Lord after all but an Aussie labourer with a big beard.
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This is a normal post FATHER
WHY HAS THOU FOR SAKEN ME?
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This is a normal post Eloi, eloi
Lama sabacthani?

For the Aramaic-speaking darts fan.
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This is a link post From the guy who brought you the brainwave cat ears is the tail that wags when you get excited
Oh Japan, how weird art thou?
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This is a normal post I'm sure this is GC
but not the kickstarter page. How much do they need for catering?
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This is a normal post Probably around 5 grand.

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This is a normal post That seems a fair price.

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This is a normal post I suppose it will help them to attract "proper actors" for the youtube videos.

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this joke is the gift that keeps on giving.
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This is a normal post I was out that day, can someone ris it for me?

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This is a normal post It started here
omg.b3ta.com/links/I_know_b3ta_loves_a_good_kickstarter_project_so_heres_my_mates

Then some other poor sod decided to post something similar a bit later on, and so it goes.

Edit: Just checked the page, they fucking made it! with 155 quid to spare, that should buy a few extra salmon and cream cheese vol a'veunts
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This is a normal post Haha and cheers
Bookmarks for a laugh later
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This is a normal post They made it?
How did they manage to find that many people willing to fund their wrap party?
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This is a normal post Fuck knows, there were three backers who put in over 400 quid each.

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This is a normal post I'm unsure which I find odder...
a) that this exists, or b) that it's attracted over 6 grand of investment.
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This is a normal post Well that's the catering sorted then.

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This is a normal post *High fives*

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This is a normal post Enough for the catering at least then
Mindpizzle
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where is my escape pod? i really need to leave the planet now.
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the nearest habitable planet will take you ages to reach.

I'd suggest you'll need to raise about £5k for catering.
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This is a normal post And the wine bill for the long trip

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This is a normal post \o/

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This is a normal post thank you.
genuine LOL's at that.
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This is a normal post
whatever, I'm still not giving you a penny.
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This is a normal post :(
back to kickstarter it is then.
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it's quite a walk.

I'd suggest you'll need to raizzz...
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This is a link post Macro
Some friends of mine assembled this little ditty. And it is awesome.

Includes a link on how they did it: vimeo.com/m/55352521

*re-lurks*
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This is a normal post The "making of" video is pretty bloomin' impressive.

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This is a normal post Wow
Nice enough that I considered and then discarded the technique that was actually used as 'nah it wouldn't be that good'. Impressed.

Also, the first view of skaty boy reminded me of the first sheep from www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE
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This is a normal post A third of that is credits.... sheesh

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This is a link post crikey, I'm not a fan of his work but...
Police in America have uncovered a bizarre and elaborate plot hatched by three men who planned to castrate and kill teenage pop singer Justin Bieber.
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This is a normal post "castrate"?
I think the correct phrase is "perform an oophorectomy".
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I'm sure that's a clever joke, but experience has taught me not to google words I'm unsure about at work.
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This is a normal post It's not clever,
but it is work safe.
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experience has also taught me not to believe statements like that.

*thinks back to THAT day*

*shudders*
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This is a normal post Pfffffft
EXENTERATE! EXENTERATE!
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This is a normal post Is see what you did there, so not an orchiectomy

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This is a normal post *crosses legs*

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This is a normal post A proposed act of humanity rather than a crime

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This is a normal post Castrate AND kill?
Surely just one of either would suffice?

Also, serving 978 years in prison? Is he a vampire?
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If he's due out soon, then the answer is yes.
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This is a normal post Mindpiss
I was going to say the exact same thing
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you snooze, you lose
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This is a link post Google Maps now available for iPhone
Not a very informative video, but in a nutshell more accurate mapping than the Apple maps.
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This is a normal post What's an iPhone?

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This is a normal post What's a maps?

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This is a normal post What's a vailable?

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This is a normal post What's a matter you?

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This is a normal post Hey!

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This is a normal post Shaddaupyaface!

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This is a normal post

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This is a normal post What's a madeus?

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This is a normal post A golem
made of chipfat & ginger pubes.
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This is a normal post What's a Matabooboo?

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This is a normal post Nothing Yogi.
I couldn't leave that hanging there without reply.
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This is a normal post "This app requires iOS 5.1"
I'm not updating my phone for this, I'll keep with the old maps and an iOS that doesn't slow my system down to make me feel the need to upgrade.
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This is a normal post And still no fucking decent turn-by-turn sat nav for Windows Phone.
Piece of shite.
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This is a link post One for those struggling on the dole.

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This is a normal post nice find
I was under the impression as are many that the labour scheme under the new deal had been scrapped. Nice to discover that it was simply renamed, put in a shoe box, locked in a filing cabinet and moved to an unused toilet at the DWP until someone put in a freedom of information request.
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This is a normal post Beware of the Leopard.

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This is a normal post *removes staircase*

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This is a link post Headline far funnier than story
can't work out if it's actually as funny as I think, or if I'm just having one of my manic episodes.
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This is a normal post I thought it was going to be this..
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/9739414/Man-burns-his-head-after-mistaking-iron-for-phone.html
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This is a normal post AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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This is a normal post That was on page 3 of the Metro this morning. What a shitawful paper that is.
Can I make it absolutely clear that I wasn't reading it, my girlfriend was. And the story was on page 3. Nothing else of interest happening in the world that people should be reading about, of course.
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This is a normal post "The girlfriend was reading it" oh yeah.

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In fairness, as much as I agree with your views re: Metro, that is EXACTLY the sort of story I want to read on the way to work.
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This is a normal post ^very much this
I don't read it to be informed, I read it to be entertained. I know there's all sorts of horrors going on in the world, but at that time of the morning all my brain can cope with is stories about fuckwits who would rather deliberately maim themselves than do any housework.
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This is a normal post I understand these reasons for reading the Metro, but I still find myself incapable of picking it up.

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Beadle hands still no better?
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hahaha.

I used to work with a girl who burned her tit by trying to iron a minor crease out of her top while wearing it. she also didn't believe me when I told her it was unrealistic to think she could get to a party in Ipswich by 7pm after work (in London).

'No, my mate said it shouldn't take me more than 30 minutes'
'Well your mate's very wrong'
'No I don't think so, are you sure it's that far?'
'For God's sake, I'm 35 years old - I know where Ipswich is and it's bloody miles away'
'Maybe there's more than one?'...etc

This went on for about ten minutes before she suddenly said 'Oh hang on, do I mean Islington?'
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This is a normal post Hahaha! what a thick twat.

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This is a normal post I love "Maybe there's more than one" :)

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This is a normal post I read this as "Bummed her tit"

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This is a normal post Hahaha
Life is hard on some people
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This is a normal post I like the:
'After breakfast...I opened a beer' Those crazy Eastern kids.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post The 'breakfast" was probably Vodka.

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This is a normal post Is it this 9 year old?
In which case ..nice.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169231/Meet-9-year-old-boy-genius-Tanishq-Abraham-whos-working-college-degree.html
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This is a link post Jurassic Creature Comforts I made this!
A sketch what I did
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This is a normal post :)

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This is a normal post may I add
:D
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This is a normal post :-D
Oh you chaps
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This is a normal post "Like, you know...why can't I go over there?"
Made me laugh.

Nice.
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This is a normal post Eyethankew!

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This is a normal post Woo! Yay! Glee! etc..
*click*
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This is a normal post Thank you chum :)

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This is a normal post Ha ha, Great!

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This is a normal post Thank you thank you

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This is a normal post PUPPET!
Where to buy one of those?
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This is a normal post Ebay!
They pop up every now and then, but can be a bit pricey now as with all film tie in stuff people think they can charge more.
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This is a normal post haha good work mate

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This is a normal post Ditto
on the "Why can't I go over there?" line. Quality stuff!
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This is a normal post Howd I miss this???
Nicely done! *Click*
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Made me laugh. Like it.
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This is a link post Gamesmaster and much Moore....
Yootoob channel with every episode of:

Gamesmaster
Knightmare
Bad Influence.

Playlist: www.youtube.com/user/DynamiteHeaddy/videos?flow=grid&view=1



Enjoy.
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This is a normal post Great
how am I supposed to get anything done today??
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This is a normal post It reminds that
video gaming was treated like rock n roll. Even the 'commentators' have the appearance of former fallen 90s heroes. Even though they have monotone voices and nothing of interest to say.
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<foams at mouth>
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This is a normal post David Walliams.....when he was actually funny...and working with another fat sidekick!!!!!
!!!
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This is a normal post Before the
Diamond / Walliams childish bust-up... also when he was funny.
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This is a normal post ohhh that could easily waste a week

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This is a normal post Nice one!

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This is a normal post The Gamesmaster Quiz
episode isn't quite as funny as I remember, sadly.

edit: the end still is.
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This is a link post mccartney/nirvana
people got emotional about this yesterday. how bout now?
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This is a normal post Pffttttt
is all I have to say
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This is a normal post i think people were making a big fuss over not much really...

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This is a normal post Thanks for posting
big pile of wank, though. Can't wait for the album!!
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This is a normal post Pretty damn good actually.
Dave Grohl is such a legend.
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This is a normal post mediocre at best

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This is a normal post Oh, er...
Well, that's actually not too bad. Kinda like they were trying to out Zep Zep.

Thank fuck they didnt do a Nirvana track, that wouldnt have worked.
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This is a normal post I agree
Better than I thought it would be - if they had played 'smells like old spice' it may have been a different story...
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'smells like extraordinarily fortunate & tedious molten cheese faced old vegan'
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This is a normal post molten cheese face
Office lols
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This is a normal post Ahhh
Smells like a frogs chorus
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This is a normal post that was good!
Big smelly vegan farts to the naysayers.
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This is a normal post I concur!

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This is a normal post Why's Paul playing a snow shovel?

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This is a normal post Pffftt
I was expecting Courtney Love to come on and shit in a bongo drum and then gargle with it - its what Kurt would have wanted..
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This is a link post Superted Intro
One of the most powerful pieces of modern cinema. Death, rejection, re-birth and finally ascendance all in one short, beautiful, moving, animation.

GC be damned!
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This is a normal post This makes ME happy!

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This is a normal post Who would win in a fight between Bananaman and Superted
Edit: Apart from the "bad guys" obviously
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This is a normal post Superted fo' sho'

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This is a normal post I seem to remember Superted needed top-ups of "magic dust" fairly regularly
*ponders* Is that more or less available than Bananas?

On the balance of things I think probably Superted too.
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This is a normal post Yes.
That is all.
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This is a normal post
went to a Halloween party this year where the host was dressed as Spotty.

I threw a whitey and spent half an hour vomiting on his next door neighbour's doorstep, before leaving.
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This is a link post sing along! NSFW
pleasant ditty
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This is a normal post Brendan Fraser?

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This is a normal post The bands name is
Prolife
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This is a link post May be of interest to some here..... Geminids tonight
I just hope it's a clear night.
More info on viewing in the UK here.
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This is a normal post oooh lovely

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This is a normal post Was watching it last night on the field behind the house.........
Till the local fecking 'Meercats' decided to turn there gazillion lumens garden lights on as 'some geezer' was withing 150 yards of there back fence. Cunts
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This is a normal post don't forget your hard hat and hi-vis jacket

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This is a normal post
Okey doke!
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This is a normal post Wow. Old-school!

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This is a normal post Hardcore. You know the score.
*big fish, little fish*
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This is a normal post They'll be peaking tonight
but you'll catch them for a few days after (and a few days before). Also headline is a bit off, the perseids are a much better shower than the geminids. I'll be out looking and hoping for a few camera shots...
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This is a normal post I hope it is clear
I don't want to watch more car crash telly tonight. Like the comedy awards.... *shudder*
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This is a normal post Like you would ever win an award for your dreadful 'comedy'.

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This is a normal post LEAVE STEWART LEE ALONE!!!!!!111
Btw, nice "comedy" account, Pissy.
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i.imgur.com/dE70S.jpg
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This is a normal post You are such a neo-nazi.
Goose stepping around Bristol in your jackboots and Hitler haircut.
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This is a normal post Is this
Michael McIntyre?
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This is a normal post lovely, thanks!

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This is a normal post International Space Station should be visible too for the next couple of weeks
Not so much tonight, but there are some good passes over the weekend.

spotthestation.nasa.gov
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This is a normal post I usually use heavensabove.com
but that's another for me bookmarks, ta!

EDIT: Missed hyphen heavens-above.com
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This is a link post Anyone else going to O'Malleys later? NSFW
Another reaction to it not being Friday.

NSFW for a small amount of swearing and lots of murder.
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This is a link post Sorry for three in a row, Bear Grylls in Ireland

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This is a normal post is he about to suck off a tramp in that picture?

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This is a normal post Oh, you are awful!

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This is a normal post haha

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This is a normal post Fuck sake
You owe me a new keyboard.
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This is a normal post I just spat my tea out
Reading that comment!
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This is a normal post Nice!

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This is a link post Every one here will need to switch to a new search engine

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This is a link post Mario Warfare

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This is a normal post Hahaha! Brilliant!
I particularly liked the Leon bit too. =D
*clicks*
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This is a normal post This deserves more replies
I've seen a fair few 'real-life mario' videos, but this was a nicely original take on it
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This is a link post Some sweet, sweet reggae to help get me over the fact that I thought it was Friday until about 2 seconds ago.
The Abyssinians - Declaration of Rights.
*sparks up dooby*
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This is a normal post It's fake Friday for me
Just to further ruin your morning.
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This is a normal post Salt, meet wound.
Thanks, fella. I've just got to make it through to next Wednesday lunchtime and then that's it for me and work this year. Can't wait!
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This is a normal post Not working for the rest of the year kicks ass.
Unfortunately it looks as if I am working between xmas and new year. Bah!
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