Jesus escorted from darts tournament
Apparently all the mock worshipping was distracting the players so security removed him. Turns out he wasn't The Risen Lord after all but an Aussie labourer with a big beard.
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Apparently all the mock worshipping was distracting the players so security removed him. Turns out he wasn't The Risen Lord after all but an Aussie labourer with a big beard.
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Eloi, eloi
Lama sabacthani?
For the Aramaic-speaking darts fan.
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Lama sabacthani?
For the Aramaic-speaking darts fan.
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From the guy who brought you the brainwave cat ears is the tail that wags when you get excited
Oh Japan, how weird art thou?
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Oh Japan, how weird art thou?
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I'm sure this is GC
but not the kickstarter page. How much do they need for catering?
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but not the kickstarter page. How much do they need for catering?
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I suppose it will help them to attract "proper actors" for the youtube videos.
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It started here
omg.b3ta.com/links/I_know_b3ta_loves_a_good_kickstarter_project_so_heres_my_mates
Then some other poor sod decided to post something similar a bit later on, and so it goes.
Edit: Just checked the page, they fucking made it! with 155 quid to spare, that should buy a few extra salmon and cream cheese vol a'veunts
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omg.b3ta.com/links/I_know_b3ta_loves_a_good_kickstarter_project_so_heres_my_mates
Then some other poor sod decided to post something similar a bit later on, and so it goes.
Edit: Just checked the page, they fucking made it! with 155 quid to spare, that should buy a few extra salmon and cream cheese vol a'veunts
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They made it?
How did they manage to find that many people willing to fund their wrap party?
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How did they manage to find that many people willing to fund their wrap party?
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Fuck knows, there were three backers who put in over 400 quid each.
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I'm unsure which I find odder...
a) that this exists, or b) that it's attracted over 6 grand of investment.
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a) that this exists, or b) that it's attracted over 6 grand of investment.
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where is my escape pod? i really need to leave the planet now.
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the nearest habitable planet will take you ages to reach.
I'd suggest you'll need to raise about £5k for catering.
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Macro
Some friends of mine assembled this little ditty. And it is awesome.
Includes a link on how they did it: vimeo.com/m/55352521
*re-lurks*
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Some friends of mine assembled this little ditty. And it is awesome.
Includes a link on how they did it: vimeo.com/m/55352521
*re-lurks*
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Wow
Nice enough that I considered and then discarded the technique that was actually used as 'nah it wouldn't be that good'. Impressed.
Also, the first view of skaty boy reminded me of the first sheep from www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE
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Nice enough that I considered and then discarded the technique that was actually used as 'nah it wouldn't be that good'. Impressed.
Also, the first view of skaty boy reminded me of the first sheep from www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE
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crikey, I'm not a fan of his work but...
Police in America have uncovered a bizarre and elaborate plot hatched by three men who planned to castrate and kill teenage pop singer Justin Bieber.
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Police in America have uncovered a bizarre and elaborate plot hatched by three men who planned to castrate and kill teenage pop singer Justin Bieber.
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"castrate"?
I think the correct phrase is "perform an oophorectomy".
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I think the correct phrase is "perform an oophorectomy".
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I'm sure that's a clever joke, but experience has taught me not to google words I'm unsure about at work.
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experience has also taught me not to believe statements like that.
*thinks back to THAT day*
*shudders*
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Castrate AND kill?
Surely just one of either would suffice?
Also, serving 978 years in prison? Is he a vampire?
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Surely just one of either would suffice?
Also, serving 978 years in prison? Is he a vampire?
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Google Maps now available for iPhone
Not a very informative video, but in a nutshell more accurate mapping than the Apple maps.
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Not a very informative video, but in a nutshell more accurate mapping than the Apple maps.
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Nothing Yogi.
I couldn't leave that hanging there without reply.
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I couldn't leave that hanging there without reply.
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"This app requires iOS 5.1"
I'm not updating my phone for this, I'll keep with the old maps and an iOS that doesn't slow my system down to make me feel the need to upgrade.
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I'm not updating my phone for this, I'll keep with the old maps and an iOS that doesn't slow my system down to make me feel the need to upgrade.
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And still no fucking decent turn-by-turn sat nav for Windows Phone.
Piece of shite.
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Piece of shite.
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nice find
I was under the impression as are many that the labour scheme under the new deal had been scrapped. Nice to discover that it was simply renamed, put in a shoe box, locked in a filing cabinet and moved to an unused toilet at the DWP until someone put in a freedom of information request.
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I was under the impression as are many that the labour scheme under the new deal had been scrapped. Nice to discover that it was simply renamed, put in a shoe box, locked in a filing cabinet and moved to an unused toilet at the DWP until someone put in a freedom of information request.
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Headline far funnier than story
can't work out if it's actually as funny as I think, or if I'm just having one of my manic episodes.
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can't work out if it's actually as funny as I think, or if I'm just having one of my manic episodes.
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I thought it was going to be this..
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/9739414/Man-burns-his-head-after-mistaking-iron-for-phone.html
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www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/9739414/Man-burns-his-head-after-mistaking-iron-for-phone.html
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That was on page 3 of the Metro this morning. What a shitawful paper that is.
Can I make it absolutely clear that I wasn't reading it, my girlfriend was. And the story was on page 3. Nothing else of interest happening in the world that people should be reading about, of course.
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Can I make it absolutely clear that I wasn't reading it, my girlfriend was. And the story was on page 3. Nothing else of interest happening in the world that people should be reading about, of course.
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In fairness, as much as I agree with your views re: Metro, that is EXACTLY the sort of story I want to read on the way to work.
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^very much this
I don't read it to be informed, I read it to be entertained. I know there's all sorts of horrors going on in the world, but at that time of the morning all my brain can cope with is stories about fuckwits who would rather deliberately maim themselves than do any housework.
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I don't read it to be informed, I read it to be entertained. I know there's all sorts of horrors going on in the world, but at that time of the morning all my brain can cope with is stories about fuckwits who would rather deliberately maim themselves than do any housework.
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I understand these reasons for reading the Metro, but I still find myself incapable of picking it up.
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hahaha.
I used to work with a girl who burned her tit by trying to iron a minor crease out of her top while wearing it. she also didn't believe me when I told her it was unrealistic to think she could get to a party in Ipswich by 7pm after work (in London).
'No, my mate said it shouldn't take me more than 30 minutes'
'Well your mate's very wrong'
'No I don't think so, are you sure it's that far?'
'For God's sake, I'm 35 years old - I know where Ipswich is and it's bloody miles away'
'Maybe there's more than one?'...etc
This went on for about ten minutes before she suddenly said 'Oh hang on, do I mean Islington?'
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I like the:
'After breakfast...I opened a beer' Those crazy Eastern kids.
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'After breakfast...I opened a beer' Those crazy Eastern kids.
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Is it this 9 year old?
In which case ..nice.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169231/Meet-9-year-old-boy-genius-Tanishq-Abraham-whos-working-college-degree.html
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In which case ..nice.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169231/Meet-9-year-old-boy-genius-Tanishq-Abraham-whos-working-college-degree.html
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Jurassic Creature Comforts
I made this!
A sketch what I did
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A sketch what I did
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"Like, you know...why can't I go over there?"
Made me laugh.
Nice.
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Made me laugh.
Nice.
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Ebay!
They pop up every now and then, but can be a bit pricey now as with all film tie in stuff people think they can charge more.
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They pop up every now and then, but can be a bit pricey now as with all film tie in stuff people think they can charge more.
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Ditto
on the "Why can't I go over there?" line. Quality stuff!
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on the "Why can't I go over there?" line. Quality stuff!
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Gamesmaster and much Moore....
Yootoob channel with every episode of:
Gamesmaster
Knightmare
Bad Influence.
Playlist: www.youtube.com/user/DynamiteHeaddy/videos?flow=grid&view=1
Enjoy.
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Yootoob channel with every episode of:
Gamesmaster
Knightmare
Bad Influence.
Playlist: www.youtube.com/user/DynamiteHeaddy/videos?flow=grid&view=1
Enjoy.
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It reminds that
video gaming was treated like rock n roll. Even the 'commentators' have the appearance of former fallen 90s heroes. Even though they have monotone voices and nothing of interest to say.
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video gaming was treated like rock n roll. Even the 'commentators' have the appearance of former fallen 90s heroes. Even though they have monotone voices and nothing of interest to say.
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David Walliams.....when he was actually funny...and working with another fat sidekick!!!!!
!!!
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!!!
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Before the
Diamond / Walliams childish bust-up... also when he was funny.
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Diamond / Walliams childish bust-up... also when he was funny.
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The Gamesmaster Quiz
episode isn't quite as funny as I remember, sadly.
edit: the end still is.
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episode isn't quite as funny as I remember, sadly.
edit: the end still is.
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mccartney/nirvana
people got emotional about this yesterday. how bout now?
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people got emotional about this yesterday. how bout now?
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i think people were making a big fuss over not much really...
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Thanks for posting
big pile of wank, though. Can't wait for the album!!
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big pile of wank, though. Can't wait for the album!!
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Oh, er...
Well, that's actually not too bad. Kinda like they were trying to out Zep Zep.
Thank fuck they didnt do a Nirvana track, that wouldnt have worked.
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Well, that's actually not too bad. Kinda like they were trying to out Zep Zep.
Thank fuck they didnt do a Nirvana track, that wouldnt have worked.
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I agree
Better than I thought it would be - if they had played 'smells like old spice' it may have been a different story...
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Better than I thought it would be - if they had played 'smells like old spice' it may have been a different story...
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'smells like extraordinarily fortunate & tedious molten cheese faced old vegan'
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Pffftt
I was expecting Courtney Love to come on and shit in a bongo drum and then gargle with it - its what Kurt would have wanted..
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I was expecting Courtney Love to come on and shit in a bongo drum and then gargle with it - its what Kurt would have wanted..
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Superted Intro
One of the most powerful pieces of modern cinema. Death, rejection, re-birth and finally ascendance all in one short, beautiful, moving, animation.
GC be damned!
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One of the most powerful pieces of modern cinema. Death, rejection, re-birth and finally ascendance all in one short, beautiful, moving, animation.
GC be damned!
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Who would win in a fight between Bananaman and Superted
Edit: Apart from the "bad guys" obviously
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Edit: Apart from the "bad guys" obviously
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I seem to remember Superted needed top-ups of "magic dust" fairly regularly
*ponders* Is that more or less available than Bananas?
On the balance of things I think probably Superted too.
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*ponders* Is that more or less available than Bananas?
On the balance of things I think probably Superted too.
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went to a Halloween party this year where the host was dressed as Spotty.
I threw a whitey and spent half an hour vomiting on his next door neighbour's doorstep, before leaving.
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May be of interest to some here..... Geminids tonight
I just hope it's a clear night.
More info on viewing in the UK here.
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I just hope it's a clear night.
More info on viewing in the UK here.
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Was watching it last night on the field behind the house.........
Till the local fecking 'Meercats' decided to turn there gazillion lumens garden lights on as 'some geezer' was withing 150 yards of there back fence. Cunts
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Till the local fecking 'Meercats' decided to turn there gazillion lumens garden lights on as 'some geezer' was withing 150 yards of there back fence. Cunts
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They'll be peaking tonight
but you'll catch them for a few days after (and a few days before). Also headline is a bit off, the perseids are a much better shower than the geminids. I'll be out looking and hoping for a few camera shots...
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but you'll catch them for a few days after (and a few days before). Also headline is a bit off, the perseids are a much better shower than the geminids. I'll be out looking and hoping for a few camera shots...
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I hope it is clear
I don't want to watch more car crash telly tonight. Like the comedy awards.... *shudder*
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I don't want to watch more car crash telly tonight. Like the comedy awards.... *shudder*
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Like you would ever win an award for your dreadful 'comedy'.
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LEAVE STEWART LEE ALONE!!!!!!111
Btw, nice "comedy" account, Pissy.
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:37, Share, Reply)
Btw, nice "comedy" account, Pissy.
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You are such a neo-nazi.
Goose stepping around Bristol in your jackboots and Hitler haircut.
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:23, Share, Reply)
Goose stepping around Bristol in your jackboots and Hitler haircut.
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:23, Share, Reply)
International Space Station should be visible too for the next couple of weeks
Not so much tonight, but there are some good passes over the weekend.
spotthestation.nasa.gov
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Not so much tonight, but there are some good passes over the weekend.
spotthestation.nasa.gov
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I usually use heavensabove.com
but that's another for me bookmarks, ta!
EDIT: Missed hyphen heavens-above.com
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but that's another for me bookmarks, ta!
EDIT: Missed hyphen heavens-above.com
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:22, Share, Reply)
Anyone else going to O'Malleys later?
NSFW
Another reaction to it not being Friday.
NSFW for a small amount of swearing and lots of murder.
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Another reaction to it not being Friday.
NSFW for a small amount of swearing and lots of murder.
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Hahaha! Brilliant!
I particularly liked the Leon bit too. =D
*clicks*
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:36, Share, Reply)
I particularly liked the Leon bit too. =D
*clicks*
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This deserves more replies
I've seen a fair few 'real-life mario' videos, but this was a nicely original take on it
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I've seen a fair few 'real-life mario' videos, but this was a nicely original take on it
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Some sweet, sweet reggae to help get me over the fact that I thought it was Friday until about 2 seconds ago.
The Abyssinians - Declaration of Rights.
*sparks up dooby*
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The Abyssinians - Declaration of Rights.
*sparks up dooby*
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:10, Share, Reply)
Salt, meet wound.
Thanks, fella. I've just got to make it through to next Wednesday lunchtime and then that's it for me and work this year. Can't wait!
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:19, Share, Reply)
Thanks, fella. I've just got to make it through to next Wednesday lunchtime and then that's it for me and work this year. Can't wait!
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:19, Share, Reply)
Not working for the rest of the year kicks ass.
Unfortunately it looks as if I am working between xmas and new year. Bah!
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:56, Share, Reply)
Unfortunately it looks as if I am working between xmas and new year. Bah!
( , Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:56, Share, Reply)
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