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This is a link post Rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post goverment job creation at its best

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post human behaviour really is baffling
it's a wonder we've gotten this far
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Eh? I think this video might be considered conceptual art.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post HA!
i love how methodical they both seem about it! hahaha!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post now if one was clever , one would walk half way accros the road and turn back and put the bags down and let the other one take 2 bags and not realise

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha, yeah but
neither of them seem all that clever!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Purple bin bags!
Ooh la la.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Islington council
used to have black bin bags until it was decided a few years back that this was racist and they switched to green ones.

(This is not a joke.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post do you have a non-dailymail link to prove that?

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Color Man - e02 - Noise I made this!
Next episode of the Color Man.
 (kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post *click*

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a link post The Tortoise Beetle
Shiny.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool.
As the first sentence of the description says, it looks like it's been hammered out of sheet metal.

And to think that some morons believe that stuff like this can "evolve". This is clear evidence of a Creator's hand at work.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post epic trolling
nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta :o)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a link post learn to dance
no really, we will all learn something from this site.

p.s - not been posted for almost 6 years, so due another look.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's the "Drinking a pint whilst trying to rub your cock on your partners hip" dance?
Timeless classic that
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post not an easy one to master too.
but practice makes perfect.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed. I can achieve a rather an impressive amount of frottage without spilling a drop of John Smiths.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post well you've got my vote.
just don't dance with me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post How are you actually able to do that
without a free hand to lift your gunt?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ooOOoh!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post He employs a dwarf

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I loved that dance
Ah the romance.
 (Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a link post throw in with a difference
few years back, steve watson decided to do this in a friendly. i think it should be made the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever - I raise you this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM_48UTwV3Y

Same move, much funnier result
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post yards ref!
that's his own fault.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post how bout this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQlgA68z_L4
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Timeless

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Serves him right
Cheeky little shit.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Most bears "Shit in Woods"
Someone actually got paid to research this drivel.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also, "Fat people are lazy" shocker
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-21158087
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Curious interpretation of that article...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really read articles.
I only read the headline and subheadings and then make a wild conclusion based on that.

This article gave me obese and "not working". Hence, people too lazy to work are also fat.

From this article I got the DC is threatening to leave the UK www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-21148282
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are though.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post In other news
High incidence of Catholicism found in papal circles.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that related to male ciscumcision is higher in jewish communitys than washing in pakistan?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Agh I was really expecting this to be ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its always easy to dismiss studies that result in something that is regarded as "common sense"
But there are several boring but important points to be made:
1) If we didn't have empirical evidence for stuff that is supposedly common sense, then we'd never change or evolve as a society. Take this study for example, if you were a child psychologist wanting to develop a new psychlogical therapy for children, would it be good science to just assume "oh all parents just lie to their kids" or would you test it out? Its often the case that what appears "common sense" or "stuff that everyone knows" isn't actually the case. See here for an excellent demonstration of that: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_misconceptions

2) What is as obvious as "bears shit in the woods" to you may only be because of your social context. Your "truth" may be very different from the "truth" of someone who lives a tribal existence in Papa New Guinea.

3)What if the study had found out that in fact barely any parents lie to their children? The whole point of science is to test things to see if they're true. If we just sat back and went "everything is obvious, we know it all already" we'd never make any new discoveries.

I'm spent now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Drivel is perhaps harsh on my part.
For me the value in the research is in the various methods of lying it highlights. It's given me more ideas on how to warp the development of my offspring.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite is "Daddy isn't coming hme tonight, because you don't love him enough"
I feel bad when I say it, but the look of relief on his face when I walk through the door every evening....well, it makes it all worthwhile.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I flicked through a book in a charity shop once, called "Lies to tell children"
(or something like that.)
My favourite was "Wine makes mummy clever".
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lies to Tell Small Kids
By Andy Riley of Bunny Suicides fame. Excellent book, my favourite is "your grandmother is a cold war sleeper agent, who is programmed to destroy all humans. her code word is badmington."
 (DonMorte Cake is a made up drug, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch!
Father Christmas. Two precious months in every year of good behaviour.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post But what if the day comes where, god forbid, you don't come home....
That would be a tad harsh
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Some copy and paste opinions for those intending to vote on this Euro thing.
We've still got a few years yet to become smart enough to decide for ourselves on this.
So if the knuckle under and pay close attention to what we're told to do we may just vote the correct way.
In the meantime we'll just have to elect a parliament to form a government, Scots will vote on leaving the U.K and we'll have to tie our own shoelaces.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Old Furniture

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that, sweet little film.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice,
reminiscent of some of Jan Svankmajer's work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a link post For those of us who still find a logo that looks like a cock amusing.
Greetings B3tans, felt the need to de-lurk after around 10 years, just to show you a logo that looks like a cock. Thankyou. *relurks*

edit - the logo on the picture, inset right.
 (albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait!
There's a socialist party in Stoke?
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post In my experience wherever you get a meeting of more than 5 people with placards you'll find the S/W
It's going to be fun seeing them on the same side as UKIP.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'll go along to the march though.
Partly because this new town hall is a massive waste of money, but mostly because I want an excuse to wave a "down with this sort of thing / careful now" placard.
 (albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will
do!
 (albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'ld be one of many.
They're nearly as numerous as the Socialist worker ones now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Christ...
While I hacve a great deal of time for Socialist values, they as a political movement really need to buck their ideas up.

Peddling exactly the same crap as they were in the Students Union concourse 20 years ago. Wasn't buying it then, ain't buying it now.

Also - pfffft!
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!
now back in your cave, go on,
back I say, back. ; )
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a link post For the Game Glitch fans
from Dishonored.
'You look like you're up to no good' HOOF!
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Its like a videogame version of that GIF that ive seen with the bloke kicking the woman off her chair
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahaha
I'm just getting to that bit I think
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs more diamond white

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Paulo Martinho - MOTORSHOW Laúndos 2012
Stunts apparently.

Just seems to be a bloke pissing about and then ruining a mini from 1.30. Contains Hi NRG dance music.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Elvis Lives
A Winter Maintenance message from Torfaen council featuring 'Darren Graceland' Jones
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I thought that was quite crapily endearing
Given our local councils Winter Maintenance / Road Traffic info scheme was an insanely expensive to implement Text SMS service, that texted everyone a single message in Lithuanian, before breaking down, and getting quietly shelved...
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post agreed..
Crapily endearing is a fitting description.
 (I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Fast Dick NSFW
The most B3ta thing I have come across in a long time. Whole album is here: mydickband.bandcamp.com/album/my-dicks-double-full-length-release

NSFW if your office is offended by the word dick.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Ski jump fail
Funny name corner entry for his competitor as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh :o)
Although I kinda wanted him to slide all the way to the end of the ramp, cling onto the lip for a few seconds then plog gently off.

*plop
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha, he's wrecked it for everyone following him too

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a selfish bastard.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post You win again gravity

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/930343
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post The German competitor in 2nd place?
Right at the start of the clip.
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post just in case any one hasnt noticed
see my clip up there/\ for even more of the same
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Once is bad enough
but to do it three times is just ridiculous
.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should've guessed it was Mnozil Brass!
Mad eejits, they have a decent few sketches up
 (AshTeamRacing, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brass cock
but I don't mind, as it's awesome. (a while back, and a different URL possibly, but it's definitely been on here)
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
followed swiftly, by 'me'
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a link post NSFW Sitcom
not NSFW as it were, that's its name. Proper laughs in here for me.
(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Food Advice I can concur with

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post The preview pic looks like she's describing my manhood

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post This guy
is describing mine: imgur.com/mKKE4
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, right on
The graveyards are just littered with those who died from bread poisoning.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was being sarcastic, I love pasta

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Borderlands on the Amiga 1989
A kids review on it.
Not sure if gc but it looks as though a TV was quite a special thing to have back then.
(Sherbs, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was a vid set up to advertise Borderlands 2
They created an Amiga version of the game playable in your browser and made this ad as a joke to go with it - www.lazygamer.net/xbox-360/play-borderlands-2-in-your-browser-right-now/
 (Rhinne, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah..I see
Cheers.
 (Sherbs, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not buying Borderlands 2
You can't make me.
 (I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post get Dishonoured instead then
that's blooming brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I cant get into it
Im sure its a good game, but its not for me. I cant really be arsed with it.
Might trade it in - got too many other games to play.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm really enjoying it
I think I'm done with shooty bang bang games now (the wife got me CODBLOPS2 for my birthday, and I thought it was arse), so Dishonored is much more up my street. Like Batman Arkham in a semi-mythical olde worlde setting. Lovely
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post as taters knows I'm hot and cold with it
it's like it should be good, but for all it's nice "oooh, I can nip up there and then turn in to a rat and then freeze time and then" etc it is equally empty and slapdash and flaily armed when it comes to a sword fight.

For example, the posh party bit is nice, but could do with a room packed with people.
It's fabulous decor and character/mask designs, but only a handful of people turned up.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dishonored is flippin' great!
First game I've ever finished then immediately replayed from start to finish another three times.

Almost all games are variations on a theme and Dishonored can be compared to Bioshock and a few others, but the world it creates seems so original and immersive, totally hooked me.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't like the first one
I appear to be the only person in the world who feels this way.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I found it repetitive and boring...
...it seemed to be mostly for people who enjoy obsessively collecting things. Plus the fact when I shoot someone in the head I expect them to die.
A shame really, as the gun customization aspect really appealed to me.
 (Megamoss, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
that was the main problem . I don't mind games where you collect items (love the Fallout games), and I don't mind shooters, but I found Borderlands very repetitive and not nearly as engaging or beautifully designed as other games. After a few plays I lost interest in exploring its world.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some of the comments on that are joyous

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"LOL SO RANDUMMM XDDDDD! I LUUUUUUV RANDUM VIDEOS :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

ARGGHHH - misuse / overuse of the word random is the new 'awesome'
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a link post match.com - Meet Jeff I made this!
Those match.com adverts suck — they don't portray online "dating" like they should — so we've taken matters into our own hands and made our own. Starring Jon Blyth (or Log… Or Jeff).
(woahbot WHOA!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
love it!
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funny, yet a little bit scary too...

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you meet someone like you on match.com?
cricks
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also see…
Super-rare demo version of Adele's "Someone Like You": cribble.net/upload/DefinitelyAdele-SomeoneLikeYou.mp3 (might want to skip it in to about 0:50 there… Just realised it has a massive, prog intro)
 (woahbot WHOA!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Filed under:
Things to put on people's iTunes when they're not looking
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fnarr!
Lully
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay log

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post My day has peaked before lunchtime!
Excellent!
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDTCYnMEBr4
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft!
"Carry on Retardless".
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh good god.
That was ACE.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I WOULD LIKE TO REGISTER AN INTEREST
LOG I LOVE YOU
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh sweet Lord, Log
Is this what editing Tales of the Smear did to you??
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post HURRAH FOR THIS
*windmills round the Log shrine*
 (I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
When are you releasing more episodes of your gaming show? I'll give you a reach around if you get on with it.

EDIT: wait a minute, you're not actually this same guy, are you? www.youtube.com/watch?v=drX0oICJ16Q&list=ELHJ5dOJzR6Pk&index=9

Sorry. Carry on.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was a let-down.
Anyone know where I can order a box of Swan Vestas?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Match.
There's something about their tube ads that really gets to me. For those who don't know, they're cloyingly soppy idealisations of things marketing men thought might sound romantic like, "I texted my friend the day before and he told me to wear any shirt but the pink one" or "I shaved three days before the date so I'd have the perfect amount of stubble."

They annoy me. Every time I look at one I want to replace it with something even remotely plausible, like say "I hid in the bathroom 15 minutes before she came round and had a quick one off the wrist so I wouldn't appear too desperate."

I thought I was alone in this until I one night I saw someone had taken a Sharpie to the one that says "I listened to her favourite album the night before our date to see why she liked it so much" and amended it so the LP was labelled Bros. It's the first time an online dating advert has made me think that somewhere, out there, is a kindred spirit.
 (Timberwolf, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post On vinyl!
He listened to her favourite album *on vinyl*.

That's super creepy.
 (motty, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 1:55, , Reply)
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"I snuck into her flat and stole some of her underwear so I could wear them on our first date."
 (woahbot WHOA!, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 11:14, , Reply)
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haha, brilliant Log
 (@feelwelcome Hello, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:56, , Reply)
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I'm in the USA so I never saw the original ads, but that's brilliant regardless.
 (Barticus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 2:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post chuffing ace
btw, match caps the display of the count of the number of profiles you have rejected
on accounts of them being mingers or whatever, to 10,000. FACT.
 (I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 3:55, , Reply)

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