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This is a link post Smoked Cheese Pig NSFW
We are watching Twin Peaks again - it hurts my brain. NSFW cos it's David Lynch (Should be NSFS - Not Safe For Soul)
(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm working my way through the second 'season'
And I have no idea where it's going.
 (WiggZ, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
Usually it's Mrs InTheJar who asks what's going on during films/tv shows/eastenders/teletubbies/the bedroom. But twin peaks beats the hell out of me!
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post it goes downhill from about episode 13, if I remember
Netflix have taken it off so I can't check
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it went downhill after they revealed who killed Laura Palmer;
something I believe they had not originally planned to do (or at least not so early) which is possibly why the plot wears quite thin afterwards. It does pick up again towards the end of the second series, however.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't seen the TV series since it was on
I have the boxset, but don't know if would live up to the memory

Rather watch Fire Walk With Me now, one of the scariest films ever made
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post heheee
I watched that in an empty Bournemouth cinema in the middle of the day...I was totally freaked out by the daylight afterwards
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post having never got round to watchin this is it worth a look still or is it just wierd for wierds sake?

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lynch's taste in interior decor runs to homemade artworks like "the bee board—real bees pinned to a board with names under them like Hugh, Bart, Sam, Mack and Jim," says Jennifer. "He gets them dead from a bug store."
Hmmm I wonder.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:59, , Reply)
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Really is great. Seems slow now, compared to modern tv, but just ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It veers from...
...unintentionally hilarious and dated, to properly scary and unsettling. Often in the span of a few seconds.

It's also veers from totally profound to utterly ridiculous in much the same manner.

Well worth a watch and persevering I'd say.

It also has one of the hottest female casts ever ensembled (with a few exceptions. Though a young Lara Flynn Boyle and Heather Graham more than make up for the uggers).
 (Megamoss, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only recently found out he did these:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr64M6OeE94 part 1 of 8 (helps if you are familiar with the Lynch/Frost sense of humour).
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have watched the whole series many times
I love it, the characters are all just brilliant. The whole Lynch gothic wierdness gives me the joys. His new album is great if you like a good Lynching (geddit! geddit!)
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:14, , Reply)
This is a link post For the Adam Curtis fans around these parts...
Just got my ticket! Yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Argh!!!
Forgot about this, i'm on it.

Cheers for the reminder!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phone up and claim the residents cheap-skate rate

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you very much
Just booked mine. Very excited

Hope bready knows about this
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:21, , Reply)
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I walked passed the MIF offices yesterday and remembered i'd forgotten something i couldn't remember.

Bah.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post i just got two for saturday night for £26
Woo!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww....you bought me a ticket?
You shouldn't have.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it would save us both...
... the frankly ridiculous pretence that we have any friends
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post BESTEST FRIENDZ 4EVA.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post "MILF offices"? I say.
*re-reads* Ah.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to go to that
too far to travel though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems interesting.
Looking at the image there, I'm pretty sure 3D can't paint anything other than two contrasting figures standing next to each other /CRITIQUE
(WiggZ, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ticket
???
(I CANNOT believe they have a "greatest hits" LP. Stop the world, &c.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Best selling author you've never heard off.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post he can be turned off?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure I'd describe le Carre as "pop"...

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:32, , Reply)
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interesting article, interesting guy.

fucking shit writer thougj, judging by those brief extracts.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a link post 6.8 Magnitude Earthquake Simulated by Underground Nuclear Explosion
I imagine myself being sat on a big orange space hopper when the shock-wave hits. Reckon I could get a good 20ft air.
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'kin ell
nutters!

*awaits inevitable dubstep drop remix video*
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Won't somebody think of the worms??

(Leemondus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fun for all the family.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post My parents had an earthquake of that magnitude last year.
The epicentre was 4 miles away from them.

Some plates broke.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tectonic plates?

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post biggest dinner EVAR

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Second helpings of Nicaragua, dear?"

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post That put the wind up the horn players

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's pretty fucking hardcore right there!!!
is that Shatner doing the voiceover?
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a link post How to wash you hands in Spaaaaaaayyycce
begs the question, would knocking one out would be similarly spectacular?
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'd have thought it'd be easier to use a wipe of some kind
also why does the pouch say 'Assy'?
 (quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hur,hur!
'Hold on ,this isn't teh facey pouch!!!??'
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post heh
"No Rinse Body Bath Pouch Assembly"

At first I thought it might be an abbreviation for 'sanitizer pouch' in French since that is a Canadian space situation, but probably not.

French restaurants abbreviate 'plate' as 'ass' anyway, so there's lots of restaurants with signs that say "chicken ass" etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:08, , Reply)
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ooh, nice pouch assy
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a brilliant idea
having little balls of soapy water floating about with all those electronic systems....
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Butthole Surfers "Locust Abortion Technician"
I am (genuinely) sorry for posting a bloody music link, but I haven't listened to this for AGES & it's fair made my friday at work. Play loud. Obv.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Classic
nice one
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post great band!

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I still love this album to this day
...and I heard it when it was new too. (old fart blog)
 (I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a link post I didn't know an acceptable legal phrase...

(MeinGott MeinGott, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The 2nd paragraph
contains so much win, I don't know which is the best bit
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post No second paragraph in this ground breaking journalism scoop.
www.thisistotalessex.co.uk/North-Weald-Man-bid-build-garden-shed/story-16812867-detail/story.html
 (MeinGott MeinGott, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm suprised nobody got to the bottom of this.
A clear case of anus reus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was probably an attempt
to make the courtroom smell nicer. I've been to Grimsby and I'd rather be stuck in a lift with 99 vegans who've eaten nothing but cabbage and lentils for a month.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
Hahahaha! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
Farting in the queen's court? That's tantamount to treason
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Odor in the Court!
See? If I didn't have a soul, I could write headlines for the Sun, you know.
 (User #86772, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Poppet on a String
I know, super old. But lollsworthy after all these years.
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't seen that for years
Absolutely brilliant.

Sums up that era perfectly. If you haven't seen Blow Up or Darling, don't bother, watch this instead
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^That^
Watched Blow Up twice. A big load of toilet. Read David Hemmings autobiography a couple of years ago. He never had a clue what the film was about. He then spent 200 pages talking about all the shagging he done and directing an episode of The A Team.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to have met him
seemed like a right proper bloke.

Amazing voice too
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
Have a read of the book, it is a great insight to many things (both in the film world and beyond) from the '60s-'80s, and he can tell a good story.
He seems have spent most of his life treating people like shit in pursuit of his own pleasure and ambition, abandoning wives/girlfriends/children when something more interesting came along. In later life he realised what a massive arse he'd been and makes a great effort to correct his mistakes. Nice story of redemption etc.

Also, one of his marriages took place in a church next to where I work.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
oi - less typing, more digging.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Forget about the voice, it's all about the eyebrows.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post "i hope you die soon!"
Classic - not seen it in years
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post "You must be gentle with me."
"No".
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was it your first time?
Thought so, you weren't very good
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Hermeto Pascoal
I don't know what to say about this. It is a man dipping his hand in water and playing his beard like a guitar string and then like a cuica, and then blowing bubbles in the beard water, and then doing some other things that I stopped watching. It gave me a greasy musical 2 girls 1 cup sort of vibe although obviously safe for work.
(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's BRILLIANT
Did loads of stuff with Miles Davis too. Well worth a stalk on YouTube.
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's consistent with the cuica sound then
Didn't Miles Davis say that was his favorite instrument at some point?

Thanks for the info- having a look at some of his concerts now.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Dogs are ace post #38745
Mail delivery dog.
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good and cricks
Why cats are cunts

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPaobRrUngE
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Further proof
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF88IYF2MHY
 (vladk2k, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post More a case of humans are cunts right there.
Leave the cat alone, it is also a cunt but stop stressing the little bastard out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post play it backwards.....
...it says 'my ass prays to Satan'
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post DaC

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I wanted my letters covered in grim dribble
I would employ Stephen Hawking as my postman.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA
You bad man
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post His van is right hand drive.
Therefore, I'm declaring fake. Obviously a CGI dog.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post The US postal service commissions the production of a load of RHD Jeeps every year.
It's so posties don't have to leave the vehicle to shove the mail in the box next to the street.

They often have Jeeps left over and are sold off cheap.

At the time when the UK Gov was subsidising LPG conversions it was a great way of getting a cheap to run and cheap to buy Cherokee.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aha!
*Raises glass in trivia salute*
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
*Quaffs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a link post I wish i was topless and had a stick. i wish i was LESLIE NIELSEN!
i would slap many kids
R.I.P
(I helped save b3ta! Sgt. Welt, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Day of the Animals FTW!
Pretty poor revenge of nature film, but worth sitting through for THAT scene.
Neilsen plays a right bastard
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Deribuumaaaaaaaan! (Devilman)
I love these old 60s and 70s anime themes. Mazinger and Tetsujin's themes are great, too.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Downton Abbey for the SNES
Well I'd buy it!
Not been on for a while but GC says no.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of Addams Family Values
But have never seen Downton Abbey so dont know if it looks like the Addams mansion.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Although
that actually looks like a PC point-and-click adventure like Gabriel Knight or Beneath A Steel Sky, not anything on the SNES.
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Bigfin Squid
this diver stayed a lot calmer than I would have when confronted with such a freaky sea thing.
(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post He wouldn't be diving at that depth

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
well I don't think he just fell in.

edit: and how do you know it's a he?

Sexist pig.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scrunt's got a point
That's a machine mounted camera on a automated submersible I reckon.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, get you and your aquatic knowledge!

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
maybe he's in a secret prototype deep sea suit that the government don't want you to know about?

wake up sheeple.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*polishes tin foil hat*...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, I know all about this suit

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well obviously it is,
reckon a human arm can move that smoothly underwater holding a camera? A mate of mine is a police diver. He is probably no deeper than 10 metres ever.
The things he's seen..... Not a chance in hell I could, let alone would, do that job.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post ARGH
Cthulu's spawn!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arrgh Hallucinoid!
Quick kill it with your heavy gauss gun or sonic rifle!!

 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post The stuff of nightmares.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats fucking mega!!!

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a link post McGyver'd: PVC and Duct tape Bagpipes.
Sound just as you'd expect them to sound, it's almost like you're in Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
That's my ringtone sorted.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I *AM* in Scotland.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
*pity pats*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that what sad cows make? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post no wonder they banned them

(I helped save b3ta! Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Stupid Prank, I bet he clocked her for that

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid cow
That could have ended in a trip to A+E
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is the uploader a B3TIAN?
Check the name
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, To coincidental
REVEAL YOURSELF B3TIAN !!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a dumb twat
That tiled floor could have killed him. I'd have dumped her pronto.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was pretty funny

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post May I be the first to call "Fake & Gay"?
Who puts a towel around their waist before leaving the shower in their own house?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it'd be gayer without the towel

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't wear clothes in my place full stop.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but no one's gonna see any actually genitals,
are they, Mr Nullo?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bready is post-op now?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Yeah, but no one's gonna see any actually genitals,"
Spacktard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh? To repeat the phrase you hear most often when you get naked:
"I'm sorry, I just can't see your point."
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The phrase i hear most when i'm naked is actually:
"Why are you in my garden? I'm calling the police."
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like Stewart Lee too.
Sorry for being rude on a friday, Bready.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
and he nicked it from Steven Wright.

limmyisntfunny.blogspot.co.uk/
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ???? Sorry, Gaylord,
what has he actually picked me up on?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/936775
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post ARGGHHH!!! It was a typo. So hardly worthy.
You, Sir, are now on 'my list'.
*adds to list*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post A typo? You can't actual be serious.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I AM CURRENTLY DRIVING UP TO MANCHESTER
TO BUM YOU INTO NEXT WEEK, YOU CUNTSTAIN
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post HEY!
Ol' Dawn Of The (four ball) Bread is proud of his heritage.
 (WiggZ, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fourballs!?
His scrotum would look like a haemorrhoid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some people have the baggage

(WiggZ, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post You just wanted a nut shot, didn't ya?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Am I that transparent?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post She should try sabotaging the brakes on his car next.
I'm sure he'll see the funny side.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I flagged that one.
Not a prank, just fucking stupid. I hope it's fake and all, but Jesus.
 (WiggZ, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like when his face bounces off the floor and it looks like he might be unconscious

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post and she just laughs

(quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post after all the rave reviews i had to watch it
What a bitch
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why isn't he wet when he comes out of the shower?

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
And who wears a towel in the bathroom. Swinging free, I always say.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post i do hope he files for divorce,
and uses this as evidence of cruel and inhuman treatment.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
fake, for a lot of reasons I can't be bothered to type.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jah.
^this.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ yep

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking OW

(I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully not a revenge thing
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
 (Sherbs, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Man caught having a poo on a children's playground
I can't really describe it better than that.

Apologies if GC.
(Glomp Fuck, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pissflaps was just about to post this and click 'i made this'.
made laid
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post *chuckle*
That is the sort of thing I do.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post caught in the act, still when you gotta go, you gotta go
swings and roundabouts i suppose
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post More like a log flume I think

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post targetted attack on a playground or just couldn't wait?
Hard one that. Needs more fiber.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Somewhere at ITN news
Someone decided "Man takes a shit? Yeah, let's run it."
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Honey Badger vs Puff Adder
these things are double-hard bastards.

Action starts at 2:20
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post bloody homophobic badger

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post HBaC
Poor Snaxe
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read somewhere that the honey badger is one of the few animals that will eat through its
own tissue to escape a predator. Nutters.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the only animal civilised to use tissues too.
Amazeballs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post laats... laats...
ridiculous saffa accent.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

Absolutely kills me every time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a link post A pirate bay link. Which the comments amused me on.
Obviously, piracy is a crime and all that shit...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post not really my cup of tea, but thanks anyway robneymcplum
how's links today?
 (quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post A fool and his data
are soon parted
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:45, , Reply)

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