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This is a link post Wolverine pet

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ...
...I didn't realize Wolverines were that big. I thought they were about Badger size...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can see why they'd make crap pets
So many claws. So much hugging and biting...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome creature.
But fuck getting on the wrong side of one.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like he's wearing chainsaw trousers
So, he's not daft then. Just noticed, he says "arse" and not "ass" - must be because he from Alaska.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post awwww.

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more yellow spandex

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post dat? dat?

(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Brit NiN

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Related link:
ask.fm/pieandbeans/answer/24637705578
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Tulip field Amaze-pics
Ronaldo Sealio
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Totes amaze

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post *punches in the face*

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post amazeballs indeed.

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/936724
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why not link to his flickr page instead of Colossal? At least then he gets some hits:
www.flickr.com/photos/bruxelles5/sets/72157626454113099/
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why not
boil your own head?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post A very logical reply.
Well done you.

You are AWESOME and should post here more.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Buy your own RAF Base
Former airbase at RAF Neatishead up for sale on eBay

Here are the particulars:
www.barlowassociates.net/documents/RAFcomb2011_000.pdf
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it's a Norfolk airbase
it means it's in the arse end of nowhere.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post 10 miles from norwich
2 miles from Knacker's Wood (tee hee)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nuke the site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just heard this on the news
with it's very own bunker as well
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where is the runway?

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking cool
I'd love it.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post well if 1000 of us each put in £2,500, we could set up 'b3ta town'

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post someone make a kickstarter project

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Postage to: Will arrange for collection only (no delivery).

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Includes an R3 bunker...
...cool, but not nuclear proof - No sale.

Also, can't see a runway.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a link post All hail Tom Waits and his voice of whisky and gravel

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Class :)

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love this guy, he's the Hendrix of vocalists.
"come down off the cross we could use the wood" is one of my favourite song lyrics.

Also have a live rendition of Heart Attack and Vine.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C49H3aWdiK8
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Frank Zappa - Tinsel Town Rebellion NSFW
i think it has swear words I can't remember.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Pastor behaves like a cunt, gets upset when treated like one.
I've never been a Reddit person, so apologies if this Reddit-mentioning story is old hat.
[edit] Nice quote on the subject “A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.”
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good
God!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lemon.

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop being so anti-god you bloody blasphemer.

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post idiot pastor is not God,
no sympathy from B3ta's resident religion white-kniter
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tips should always be voluntary and at the rate the customer wants
But then again the US has a retarded employment system where the poor staff make a large percent of their money through tips.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agree..
Stupid system where tips count towards their minimum wage.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate the intensity of US waiting staff
They're so in your face and eager to please. I'm trying to eat and I don't need some twunt smacking the table in false hilarity at my charming accent (I'm from North London, there's nothing charming about it) and then getting pissy when I don't tip them more than 10% for a fucking burger and chips and shouting at me for 30 minutes.

I'll tip when I get good service that I feel isn't intrusive. 'Merkin waiters need to spend a couple of days serving in a Michelin starred restaurant.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post you really should not judge all waitstaff in this country
by your experience at a TGI Fridays.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post But their cocktails are sooo yummy

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post They only have to pay 18% on service in resturants
we have to pay 20% on pretty much everything
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uhm, have you seen the stupid "plus tax" on everything in the US?
You go into (for example) Subway to get a sandwich, order something based on the price of the item on the menu and then they give you a bill thats a totally different price, because they add the tax on afterwards.

Fucking retarded system. I hate buying stuff in the US.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post but but but...
As the pastor, she gets the 10% tithe from others. She gives nothing to god. Because there isn't one.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of my favourite anti-joke
Why doesn't God like donuts?
Because he doesn't exist...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only tip deities if they give exceptional service.

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vishnu; best handjob ever

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blessed are the cheesemakers.

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Hey everybody! It's World Hijab Day!
Put one on and explode with joy at being modest, or just blow yourself up because allah told you to.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm wearing mine
...on my penis...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am now imagining that your penis resembles
a hattifattener from the Moomins.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looking at it
yes I can see it as well. Just.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her expression is exaclty the same in both pictures.
Maybe shopped? She looks better without the scarf anyway.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's plainly a different picture.
As for your "looks better" comment: well, I know that sarcasm doesn't transmit well online, but... really? Whether or not you think a woman looks good in a photo is an important consideration?

*gets back off PC horse*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've read that article through 3 times and I am still none the wiser as to what the point of it is

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post news to me, so many of these 'days'
I think i'll go put one on a pig and whilst i'm at it i'll write muhammed on the side of the pig.

obviously i won't do it, don't know any farmers that keep pigs around here
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
"Jess Rhodes, 21, a student from Norwich in the UK [....] had always wanted to try a headscarf but, as a non-Muslim, didn't think it an option."

She sounds like fun...

The whole idea is pretty stupid. Are all the Muslims going to have a 'Go out and drink 12 pints of Stella then have a big fry up the next morning' Day in order to experience our cultural norms?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Go out and drink 12 pints of Stella then have a big fry up the next morning' Day
In a spirit of equality and fairness, this should be compulsory!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I plan to start flying the flag for it tonight
but with G&T instead of lager because I'm classy as fuck.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
Also notable how there's not even a suggestion that men should have a go.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm implementing that myself
by not shaving and making all the women in the office walk several paces behind me.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post way to build up the stereotypes guys.
nice.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stereotyping? On B3ta?
Ridiculous
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! Looking forward to the 1st March:
National "Throw suspected homosexuals Off Cliffs" day.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Suspected homosexuals tossed off Cliff
Who would have thought it...

standrivel.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cliff-richard-shirtless-2013-calender-2.jpg
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I'm not clicking that at work.
Nice mental image though, tubs.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Another muppet day then
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the 5th of April
"Persecute the disabled" day. Thats my fave.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post That one was the idea of
The National Forum to Promote Understanding & Tolerance to /talk.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Shag a Kid Day' is every day for this lot.

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm how about a national non-hijab day?
Bound to catch on eh?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Unexpected Whitney Houston
Dilapidated sanatorium Beelitz-Haylshtetten.
One for the Urban Explorers, and Whitney fans.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post home of the Shiny Teeth & Generic Muzak death cult

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol, that was unexpected
Lovely grand old buildings, shame.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Trent reznors newish band How to destroy angels.
Latest singe, How long.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 2:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post theyve been arounds for a few years, no?
his wife is very attractive
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 4:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes they have
I believe this is their second album. The last singe was pretty cool. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWbfgGDl6XE This was the single.

I really just want Trent to go back to baking his own music.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 4:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its time he cooked up a new album
another one along the lines of With Teeth, with proper songs with verses and choruses and stuff to mope about girls to
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 5:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post What that ginger fuck said.

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 6:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boring twat makes a boring video with a bunch of boring twats.
Who cares?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 6:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I care pissy
I care.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 6:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trent getting oldish

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 7:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is a silly name

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how he doesn't take himself too seriously...
like a yank half man half biscuit
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good song. Good vid I reckon.

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Thinking of going to Scotland, so was doing a bit of research...
Looks interesting from the pics.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 1:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha WHAT

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 1:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got edited at 2am
Here's the old pic -
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rubha_na_h-Airde_-_geograph.org.uk_-_860040.jpg
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 2:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did jonofthesouth edit the original pic?

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 5:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope. Literally just stumbled upon it.

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a link post A different kind of transfer.

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was probably his brother

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post The guy receiving
Had a dead pan face, like it was all to familiar to him.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post His spirit was broken long ago...
by living in Norwich.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I visited Norwich about 10 years ago.
It seemed to me that the average Norwichian liked a good fisticuffs whenever/wherever possible, preferably outside a pub or nightclub, (kebab van or taxi rank as a last resort).
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine that's unique to Norwich as I've never even heard of that happening anywhere else in the world...
...placist
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been to Norwich
I can confirm this is normal

EDIT: Also "photobomb"? This is quite clearly a video. the uploader is also from Norwich
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post The entire county of Norfolk is a strange place.
Some parts seem to truly... Live by their own rules.

Having said that, the few times I've been up there, it's been great. An odd combination of Deliverance and Human Traffic.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 1:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post We'd gone there with our bad gear for a gig...
We ended up visiting a backwards local tavern somewhere. Got merry, then started arguing with the locals. We left the pub but got followed by a gang of them. My mate, being clever and all, decided to threaten them and proceeded to get punched to the floor, after the heroic rescue with half the drum kit as weapons he was dragged into the back of the van and they reversed into the crowd and sped off, knocking a few flying in the processes....

Only while all this was happening I was in the car park on the phone. I heard some commotion but didn't think much of it, then the van came speeding past me with all my mates in it, and sped off down the street leaving me standing there with a bunch of angry looking locals. I ran pretty fast that day I can tell you.

As a final sidenote the van doors were when they reversed into the crowd of inbred spawn and my guitar had been flung out. My precious 86 USA strat!! I phoned the police the next day and they went to the car park (they'd received a report of trouble the night before, I couldn't remember the pub name) and found my guitar. YAY!!!

TL:DR Norwich is full of weirdos
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Witches live there
So I was told.
But also a brilliant model maker by the name of John Glossop, who I met on a few occasions because we commissioned him to make ship models like this:
theherbert.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/covgm_sh1994_155_15.jpg
(caution - biggy piccy)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's awesome
There's a HUGE model of HMS King George V in the National Maritime Museum just down the road from me at Greenwich. Frankly I think its the star of the entire museum and for years it was stuck away in a corner on a staircase.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know the one you mean
It's brilliant - the best thing in that whole museum (which, by the way, is quite a disappointing museum overall, I thought).
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its not a great museum
But it is free to get in so can't really complain. And the Ansel Adams exhibition in there was worth going to.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's true!
Witches do live there. I've met quite a few of them too!!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you were Johnny Catfish
Then I realised you weren't

This made me sad, so i won't click your link.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post No reach-around............Very poor.

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
thats just doddamn common courtesy,
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Crucified Barbara -- Into The Fire
I never did grow out of liking hard rock / heavy metal.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's to grow out of?
L7 are still one of my favourite bands.

:)
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post This
L7 are and still are one of the best female bands ever.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 2:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/sztbB3-6IXk
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 6:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ewww.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Bendito Machine
A rather nice animation from Barcelona.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Um
Despite being here for 7+ years, I have not paid any attention to the
frequently posted instructions on embedding a video so you get a nice
preview pic.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Change it to
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiXOigfDb0U
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post seeing as search is still screwed (i think)
could some kind soul post how to get the video preview to actually show up

thx
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 1:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post the longer URL makes the preview show, I think

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting allegory, nice animation.

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tis rather!
It's also rather looky-likey the Patapon games (PSP).
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 2:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Shugo Tokumaru "Katachi"
Fantastic paper cut out animated music video.

And here's about the making of:

blog.makezine.com/2013/01/29/making-shugo-tokumaru-katachi/
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was going to post this yesterday, but didn't
It did lead to a long youtube chain though. Fun!
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a link post I will name him George and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him
shut up it's the bestest bugs bunny cartoon.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best?
Better than What's Opera, Doc?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQa-r5DiGZk
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post The brothers Warner
must have been fans of opera: there's not only the Wagnerian rabbit above but also The Rabbit of Seville from Rossini's Barber.

I'm betting the number of kids' cartoons drawing on opera in the last 20 years in sweet fat zero.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post With my spear and magic helmet
Remains one of the best lines ever uttered.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post With his spear and magic helmet?!

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most kids things seem to just draw on other cartoons or movies.

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also I have a feeling
That the excellent yeti in the original link is based on the character Lennie from Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men. In your philistine, shoddily rendered face Tree Fu Tom.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooo get you!

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post four words that point to it's better
rabbit season! duck season!
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^THIS!!!!

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Duck Season - fire!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 1:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Duck Amuck anyone..?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdqQat8Jys4
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Kitteh wins the internetz again.
I think JJ's on the phone already.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's been winning it for months....
He's even been on commercial TV on that show that shows the most watched clips ever.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh. Getcha. Not managed to see it yet.
The 2,363 views did seem a little odd.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone has copied and reposted
THE SWINE!!!
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post See cats are evil....red lightsabers

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good and evil are colour coded?

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post What does brown represent then?

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Let's hope they throw the book at these maniacs

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the fu.... Oh, it's Bristol. Nevermind.

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suggest
State of Fear, by Michael Crichton.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i loved that book,
conspiracy blah blah blah
i was/am too much of a snob to read it until intelligent people kept recommending it to me.
great book.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I found it doing a Google search for
"crap novel"...
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post "crap shovel" would have been a more interesting search

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh, i see, i feel so embarrassed now...
and yet you post a fetish pencil drawn porn link below.
fuck off.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only state the irony of Google...
Actually now that you have give a brief description of the book and how you liked it, I am intrigued and perplexed. I might go to the second hand bookshop tomorrow to try to find it.
And I'll fuck off to a comfy chair to read it.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post ok, i'll get back in my box...
and learn to spell 'intimidated'.
but, why the fuck are you posting pencil-drawn fetish porn?
fuck off.

it's an ok, to good, disposable, thriller. fuck off.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't why Iike your answer
But I do.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, get a fucking room you two.
Doesn't cost much more that a regular room.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post But make sure you dettol the dildos & buttplugs afterwards.

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post No way
the dog likes to lick them.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear. I've just started reading that.
Should I stop?
It'd be a good book to throw at Bristolians though. It's the size of a small dog, or half a toaster split down the middle.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post This country is going to hell in handcart

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard there was a drive-by shouting once





(c. Half Man Half Biscuit)
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Lovely thighs NSFW
Random but sweet pencil art. NSFW.
(actually graphite brush as some art technique geek has pointed out)
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually...
This guy is on a roll...
24.media.tumblr.com/bd349f83a3cfdc9864470eed16c8285a/tumblr_mfwvk0lUMI1r6ja9oo1_1280.jpg
The Japanese Crumbs?
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's actually a great feed/account.
Nice!
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a pencil
that's a graphite brush.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was about to flame you...
But it seems you are right.
Darned.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post NO
this is not what i come to b3ta for.
fuck off.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post what do you come here for?
The intelligent discourse? Butterflap's wit?
I come here for inspiration, imagination and a chukka chuckle. In this case a Japanese artist has provided this.
He has me thinking about doing experiments with brushed graphite. That I will post here. But it won't be of nude women, so your sensitivity will be spared (won't be of men either - sorry).
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dont worry about it - ignore him
If b3ta can show endoscopes of cacky colons, snuff videos and animations of people shitting in open wounds, then what you posted is fine.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I nearly cried a bit.
Sniff, thanks.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post *unsits*

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess he doesnt like the cornbread either...

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post *feels intimitated*
really? facesitting porn? hand drawn in GRAPHITE, oh wow, it's sooo artistic.
fuck off wankers.
go and wank over your catoons/drawings. with graphite brushes.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Escuse me sir,
But when I posted the first image, I had no idea that there was more than a couple of drawings and much less a huge raft of special interest ones.
Personally I was attracted to the Japanese Crumpness and the hand work (with a pencil, brush, not the pencil stroking you so eloquently elaborate on).
Why sir? Because I tend to to be liberal with the carbon on the cellulose myself. Yes, I admit, I DRAW. So I can relate to how bloody hard it is to do what that artist does.

I was then quite surprised to learn:
a) That he is bloody famous.
b) He does far less tame things than what I posted.
So I was slightly ridiculed and it made me look like a pervert. Shit thus happens.

I suggest you try getting some H2 to B2 on paper. It soothes the nerves.
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post (TL;DR) guns guns guns...
mumble mumble.

you're excused.

fuck off
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glee!
Thanks!
Now I've got to fuck off back to my boring books...
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit precious aren't you?
Posting Peaches singing Fuck the pain away, and a well documented account of someone farting?

Stones, glass houses, mumble, mumble, kettle, pot, black
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'kin 'ell
fair point, well made.

grunble grumble
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post HA HAA
Points finger.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey
I'll make no bones about it, some of those images turned me on. Not the shitting in the mouth one.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post This doesn't even rate in the top 10 offensive things i've seen here
It's drawings
Nobodies dying
Nobodies exploited
It's marked NSFW

No harm here
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post who are these people
and why are they so offended?
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thin Red Line
Voice overlay!
(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uh oh!
Oddly proportioned art-fannies!!!

Take cover etc.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 1:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post NO.
THIS^^ is not what I come to B3ta for. If you don't like it, fuck off.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:41, , Reply)

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