b3ta.com links
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Links » Archive 6579 (Older | Newer)

This is a link post Some of the new F1 cars for the 2013 season
i can hardly contain my self
things are getting nearer to the start of the season and the glorious sound of v8's for the last time before the new v6 turbo's come in for 2014
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gonna miss the v8's
Nothing sounds like em.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing is preferable.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post at the goodwood festival speed when jenson button whent past , sounded like a 1000 orgasmic scousers on giro day

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dey do dough, don't dey dough......

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Except the V10's...
...and V12's.

Never really understood the big kerfuffle over reducing the engine sizes. I'm more interested in the technical aspect and there's a lot more to be excited about with the new engines than simply slapping a few more cylinders and a few cc's extra on an old V config lump.

As for the sound, the turbos will sound great. Just look at the 80's cars on youtube.
 (Megamoss, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed.
80s engines, 1.5l turbo developing 700-1000+bhp = sexy + mental. A dynamite combo.

That kind of development can only (and no doubt did) benefit the engines of road cars too.

If the FIA ruled that 1 litre turbocharged engines were the new standard, they'd get 700bhp+ out of them pretty easily. Brilliant engineering.
 (Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair though
These are only 'show models'. We'll see what the designers really have up their sleeves in Jerez on Tuesday.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Such is the pace of F1 development
that these cars will not have a final configuration until this time next year
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder who will be caught cheating first this year?
will it be a team or will it be a driver?
and lets hope that the evil walnut that is bernie eccelstone doesnt drop dead at a race meeting and ruin the whole thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Drunk animals
Rosealage. With bonus slapstick-esque music
(Queef In a Jar, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post If God had meant us to drink, he would have made booze grow on trees.
I remember seeing this way back. On the Wonderful World of Disney, I think. (on a Saturday night, after the football results, before The Generation Game).

God I feel old now!
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i know the search isnt working, but i cant believe this isnt GC.......
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post A pissed up Elephant would be a right handful...

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post look at me, look at me
I've got big hands and I'm going to tell everyone about it.


Show off.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've got me all wrong
I didn't say "a pissed up elephant wouldn't even cover a fraction of one of the palms of my TOTALLY MASSIVE HANDS!"
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post you just did

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post You were rubbish in "The Beadle Dead".

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Idiot.
And to think she could probably get a gun :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lacist!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post wouldnt have happened if she had a gun

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post She'd brow you away.

(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Naggers!

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(Leemondus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow.......
dumber and dumber...
all increasing evidence that Idiocracy may well be our future
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I played rhythm guitar for Self Potato
on the Asian tour in 2016.
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post funny you mention that, i was on that tour myself selling imodium, realy cleaned up on that and made my fortune
oh and i didnt buy the over priced t-shirt i bought the cheap fake one instead
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post This has to be replied to with this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwrUkeYxUF0
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Pastor unexpectedly jailed after claiming that his penis had been consecrated with “divine semen of the Holy Spirit.”
Never saw that one coming!

*gets coat*


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, he had a sex with a preist, and let him come on his nads?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like you and he have a history...

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I hope to continue my wonderful job within the prison"
LOL
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh he will, but likely not with the ladies. Although, he sounds like someone that doesn't really care.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post pastor sauce

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's really just ketchup and mayonaise mixed together.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post you should see a doctor

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha I wrote a sketch last year with a pastor and his jesus cock
didn't do anything with it. which is exactly what this twunt should have done
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just because a prostitute has a beard
doesn't mean she is Jesus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Here have some shitty music for the weekend... NSFW
unlikely you're hear anything worse over the next couple of days so it's all up from now on.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's NSFW for swears and snood abuse

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a link post First Video Of A Thought Being Formed In The Brain.
A double-transgenic larva was embedded in agarose, and a spot was presented on an LCD display placed on the right-eye side. Ca2+ signals were detected on the left tectum upon appearance (ON) and disappearance (OFF) of the spot. The spot was shown for the first 3 s in this 6 s movie. The video is shown at 3x real time.

It's the brain of a fish and it'd just spotted some food.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post *facepalms*
"A double-transgenic larva was embedded in agarose" .. why the fuck didn't I think of that!?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tell me about it.
I've been killing animals all these years only to find i was waaaaay off the mark.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know
to think I spent all those years messing around with TRIPLE-transgenic larva embedded in agarose... it makes me feel a right plonker.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should have reversed the polarity of the neutron flow!
as any fule no
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only it was a new smartphone or something, i'm sure you'd all be really impressed by it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a sharkproof smartphone?

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post *throws money at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was *soooooo* close
when I embedded two fish fingers in some HP sauce
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post click

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post *looks at transgender llamas in waitrose*
*shake head*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did the same thing with the planet Saturn and no one noticed. Bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the planet saturn Uranus
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair, Saturn is a long way away
although I'd love to see a headline that said LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING ON FUCKING SATURN!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING ON COPULATING SATURN!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's the original with sound:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RNgxhsq5eY
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Advert for GoDaddy.com
I won't say anything. I'll just let you watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder how much she got paid for that.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post not as much as if she tossed him off afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post The vid made the bile rise in my throat; your comment has turned my stomach completely.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet that'll be in his wank bank for months

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post <s>months</s> ever

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post ah well, some twat doesn't know how to do strike out text on this site :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post *whispers*
You did it right. You just cannot do it in the subject line.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder how much he did

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post He did it for free out of the goodness of his own heart.
Pfffffffffft.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not much.
Just a guess.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
he probably paid for the opportunity
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post By association with a fit woman, women will now find him much more attractive
Its the way these things work.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.
They won't care.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the highlight of his career

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post GoDaddy sucks.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're just jealous she got to kiss that hunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post am i that transparent Bready?

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like a book.
Wait a minute, that makes no sense.

I can read you like a transparent book?

Nope, that doesn't work either, i'll have to get back to you on this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can read a book through her?

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, i can read through her book.
That's not right either.

I'm off into town, have yourselves a good Friday night you links lot!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have a great night Bready! :D

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a link post NaziTubbies
Yep, just what it says.
(MeinGott MeinGott, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post A distinct lack of Swastikas

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Japanese Zebra hunting
Only in Japan.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Big Trouble in Little China, Coup De Villes music video
What a gem :D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post boom
you were not put in this earth to get it Mr. Burton

...or whatever
 (I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on!
That's Carpenter singing. Badly.

Always thought he was underrated as a musician, the soundtracks he done for his films in the 1970/80s were flippin' ace, as were many of his films back then.

Shame about his recent efforts.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Reviews time

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Racing on a public road again
Legally, IOM TT madness.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post the TT always blows my mind!!!
I remember seeing a rear mounted camera shot from a Norton, and it comes to a slow corner with a pub on it. get round the corner, guns it and the building dissapears in like 2 seconds. NUTS!!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apart from the inclusion of a realistic shadow, That screenshot looks like something from an early 2000's videogame

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking mental!
*excites*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes Moto GP like a kitten fight
With Wogan commenting.
Edit: Wogan riding.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Time to get the old Honda Melody back on the road.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stuff that!
My bottle always goes at anything much above motorway speeds. Riding like that? Brown leathers, curled up, shivering.

Ace vid though.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckingmental!
182mph?
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post He slowed down on the corners...
to 70mph... SEVENTY! i.e. the legal limit for a motorway...

crazy
 (likeajackhammer, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post The TT is amazing.
And this very much so. Hutchy's a legend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post i've logged to click that...

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 1:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Idiots racing on a public road.
Where's Sheriff John Burnell when you need him?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post they thought they could get away with it
haha that's brilliant! click
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post unexpected lols

(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nutters!
Don't they realise the risk they're creating?
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know.
I put my back out once pushing a Mini, so something that big? The fools.
 (I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even they've realised how pointless the boy racer thing is.
Still, at least it keeps them off the streets.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That'd be CHIEF Sheriff John Burnell to you and me.
Respect the authority.
 (Benobiwan, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi!

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a link post The Carpenters - Superstar
Caught this in a semi-awake state a few days back and was haunted by this woman's voice. Tragic end to her life, but what a voice.

She did the vocals in one take, which you can hear in this clip (with bass and click track backing) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo3O9QrfvNw

Also, for those interested, Sonic Youth did a faithful rendition some years later: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y21VecIIdBI
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you new to the Carpenters?
My parents were big fans and had all the albums, as kids we hated it. Later on I realise they produced a lot of good stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, I just forget.
I don't really go for the "Top of the World" or "Sing a song" stuff, but when she sings this or "Hurting Each Other" I stop and listen. What a voice!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post you don't own a gun
do you?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely.
Sonic Youth did an awesome cover of it too:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y21VecIIdBI
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Stalin making a comeback

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post About bloody time. He hasn't done a good album for years!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
he plays a mean swordflute, as seen in the pic there.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post So he's not stalin' any longer, then
*Gets coat*
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stay, I think you're Stalin the running with such quality punnery.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have to try and keep pun standards high
Otherwise the general quality of punning on Links would vary Andropov.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post But despite the fact I like a pun
Anyone who wants to is welcome to to Kamenev a go.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am well good and comfortable just lying here in my Lenin sheets.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right, moscow - I've got a train to catch.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post When you pack your bag
Make sure you Putin something for your dinner.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have to
Russia off...?
 (Queef In a Jar, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. Been wanking too much and don't want you to see my andropov.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a link post DJ Yoda featuring Scroobius Pip
Quite an enjoyable 4 minutes i thought, I dunno if it's scrunt as i have no idea how to check. ooops.
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tis veet indeed
I only know because I posted it the night after I saw them do it live in Manc. But its a quality tune so you're forgiven.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a link post A lovely Friday newspaper story
Accident or on purpose?
 (Queef In a Jar, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post "He's really dopey and just likes to chew socks."

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Alexi Sayle's Bobby Chariot
I vividly remember his "How yer diddlin'? Well bloody sod yer then" opening catchphrase from when i used to watch it as a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have met Alexei Sayle,
did a corporate video with him several years ago.

Grumpy. Fucker.
 (MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post ah good old Alexi
used to love his stuff :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Irish tycoon feared kidnapped turns up
I feel bad about it, but I can't wait to find out what the 'insult carved into his head' is.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon, 'perfumed ponce'
and then 'I fuck arses' carved on his back
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
Nice Withnail and I reference :)
 (cockneydevil is full of bacony goodness, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post "They noticed something on the road and, at first, they thought it was a traffic cone, but he was wearing red trousers,"

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I cone not believe that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVpLSRe0P1E
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post A traffic cone wearing read trousers? I want photos :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post curry and chips
sorted
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post curry chips not curry and chips
Supposedly 'Theif' was carved in his head
 (poocheim No al calcio moderno, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aha
he stole the 'and'.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
Curry Chips is a well known Bangladeshi delicacy. They marinate the finest chips in spices overnight, mix with a rich tomato-based sauce, and add fresh herbs just before serving to really bring out the delicate flavours of the chips.

it's not to be confused with curry AND chips.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_Vjq5MEeQ
That'll sort out the confusion
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, because you can get those everywhere you go in Ireland, seriously, the place is fucking swimming in them.
Curry Chips this, Curry Chips that...it's all most places offer now.

I'm guessing it was some chips with some curry sauce on them, not nice curry sauce either, the kind of curry sauce that has raisins in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know what you mean about the kind that has raisins in it
and it turns my stomach a bit. I always think of that sort of stuff as school-canteen curry.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a link post The Wanderers (1979) Full movie
Have a cult classic film on a friday afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worth it for Karen Allen alone.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great film.
"Bunch of pricks with ears!"
I love the tie a rope to his dick scene too
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:52, , Reply)

« Older links | Newer links »