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This is a link post Conspearacies I made this!
OH HEY YOU, WE GONE DUN A FILM AIN'T WE.

It's about Britney Spears and we tackle some pretty heavy subjects about her life, like her involvement with the illuminati, the Bush administration and the fact she has been dead for the last seven years.

Obviously it's a VERY SERIOUS SUBJECT and not supposed to be funny in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER.
(bomb, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's very nice that is
Also, lurkage
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Knock! Knock!
The MIBs at the door would like to speak to you.
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a link post 90's rave init

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great Gabba Gurns!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post modern classic

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post M8, U GOT ANY WARTER? SCHWEET BRUV

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess the guy with the rolled up paper was just trying to swat those flies
Christ


 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was conducting (a rudimentary enquiry).

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0.36
Possible sighting of Area 51 escapee.
That neck!
 (Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Liza Tarbuck at 0.39?

(Flobbit gave you the horn on, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a link post rap in your face... in your face!
Nothing particularly interesting, just a similarity of expression (or troubles with).

0:32
(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Totes gonna try this at home.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post in my face!

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post U love teh steroids & bodybuilders make yr winkie hard.
/trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew I would lure you.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I note that this is in no way a denial of facts on your part.
re: Steroids & winkies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWyCmNaHsvY
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post you are purple aki AICMFP

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor bicep curl form for a professional body builder.
Also, he is standing in front of the rack stopping others from using the dumbbells. Super cunt!
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post But that's where the mirror is!
Surely everyone knows you can't pump iron without gazing adoringly at yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post The worst gyms for that are gyms near or attached to a university.
The people seem to take the piss out of other people and act all high and mighty. Cunts.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post admirable youtube comment impression

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but it's in your face!

(I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post in the place!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a link post God bless those with a limited English vocabulary in science.
Multiple searches of the sites with links to this do not yet show a fused silica phallus.
Even the Chinese think if you drive a BiNW you are a copper nanotube.
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's the rest of it eh?
I was enjoying that, got to page 3 and it just cuts off mid-sentence. You massive tease.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately the chinese like to keep things short
At least where BiNTs and CuNTs are are concerned
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'd write "Copper"in full, really, wouldn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would
and leave the audience to chortle.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7lqeemM-XU
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post The real question is, how long until we see first mass produced gold-plated CuNTs?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post We have this already
"call me Dave " and his lot come off that production line.
"Conservatives are the cream, thick, rich, and full of clots".

(nods to my Gran, aggressively kind, fuckwit intolerant, I think I got off lightly only as related to her, RIP)
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a scientist we too thought they were having a laugh.
You should hear the lectures the people who work on this give at conferences.
One person I knew worked on the 4Q and 4Q2 chromosomes....hilarious.

See also:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsole
Nice ring structure on that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a geologist, our discipline is littered with sniggers
I will never forget my crystallography tutor asking our class if any of us have 'come across cleavage before'
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_(crystal)
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post it'll be witty badinage about boudinage next

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I saw
it on b3ta, possibly only as *txt abstract.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Screwing with your brain
Watch this full screen for about 30 seconds, then look at everything else. Plays havoc with your eyes. Probably not suitable for epileptics .. or something
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post *spaz-out*

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post After reading about the McCollough effect and how long it can last I cannot look at these anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shirley this isn't the McCollough effect, though?

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it - I've been meaning to film my copy of Turntable Illusions which is along these lines
but you saved me the job.

Now, anyone got an aspirin?
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Giant carrot asks cops some pertinent questions.....
What Happens When You Talk to Cops Like They Talk to You
(Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Live Free or Die.
 (itilliterate, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post next video
"What Happened in Jail (and How the Charges Were Fabricated)"

lol*

But actual video is quite sad.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6pB3iV8l1E
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a link post RIP in piece Mickey Rooney

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rest in peace in piece Mickey Rooney?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post moran
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get a brian.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That man is not sramt

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh the iron knee!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post i liked him in 9 1/2 weeks

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post best football film ever

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Liquid nitrogen and ping pong balls
There's a "18 science experiments that will blow your mind lol" thing going round FB. This item quite amused me.

Cut to about 3.30 for the payoff.

Something something GC something 2012 something something but I hadn't seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Old as the hills
Still good!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post BIG BADDA BOOM!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a link post The Loneliest Unicorn
Lovely fairy tale art with um... a twist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post And have a look at the artist's website.
Some great children's book-style images of grown-up's movies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant, Massive clicks

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top stuff.
*ker-lick*
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post PBF is great, I wish they'd make them faster though.

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hasn't that got more to do with your reading speed?
(spazmo)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a link post LESBIANS!!
Lesbians lesbians lesbians lesbians.

They can now get buried in a lesbian-only graveyard. SFW.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
when a woman takes another for her lover...
 (UTB, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post you could stack them
Crouch to crouch like scissors, very economical use of earth!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like some kind of macabre pyramid, you mean?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
macabre sexy
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Old, dead lesbian muff ....
I suppose I've gotten off to worse.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
'Superficially used, never knowingly worked for original purpose (generally)'
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Be on the lookout for snatch-snatchers!

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fffffffffuuuuuuuu.........

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ART!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'No wood allowed'

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post well it made me lol

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wooden believe it.

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
LESBIANS
[edit] mindpiss
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best of all the animals.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not animal
don't eat meat.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a link post re jakes link about bee stings
old news mate, old news. Looks like the indians have been using wasp stings to make your unit bigger.

eta

“To increase the size and potential of the penis: Take shuka hairs – the shuka is an insect that lives in trees – mix with oil and rub on the penis for ten nights…When a swelling appears sleep face downwards on a wooden bed, letting one’s sex hang through a hole”

eta 2 sactually full of comedy gold right here
"My boyfriend would [use bee stings] all the time and it would turn me on so much. You squeeze the abdomen of the bee to trigger it into combat mode"

eta 3 its the gift that keeps on giving
"Prince claimed that after she had been stung, her male body developed a more womanly shape, and eventually underwent gender reassignment surgery"
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post informational

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that wasp stings or bee stings?
I wouldn't want to diminish the effect with the vinegar strokes.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Edifying.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post This technique could
turn your "innie" into an "outie" :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE AN OUTIE!
STOP FUCKING FLIRTING WITH ME!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Meanwhile, in CDC news...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just saw my willy go up in flames.

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those pubes catch easily, don't they?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Sick of sequels and rehashes of childhood favourites?
You probably won't like this link then. Goonies 2 has been 'confirmed'. Probably a load of crap, but it's a slow morning.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Won't all the Goonies be in their forties now?
Plus they found the treasure
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps they all get on the nonce list after sending their own kids out to look for "one-eye Willy".
And it's all about them getting butt-fucked by the Fratelli gang in prison. Chunk's gonna get it, bitch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post the same report on another site mentions the far worse news that Gremlins is being remade

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post 100% CGI for that I guess.
EDIT: I mean the puppets to be replaced with CGI
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh please nowith cgi. ah fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuuuuuuuuuuuck no

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Michael Bay

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post BWAAAAAAAAARRRRRRMMMMM

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post for your BWAAAAAAAAARRRRRRMMMMM needs
inception.davepedu.com/
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Way to go for fucking up all the childhood favs
Very short on ideas aren't they.
Mind you Hollywood does need the cash for cocaine.
 (Sherbs, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybee the lack of creativity is linked to the lack of GOOD drugs
Blame the "War on Drugs" I say.

Edit: that would make a good script.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post A god another bloody remake...
there's no new ideas, hollywood just destroys your childhood.... and other assorted boring fucking cliches...

it's okay... the original still exists... a remake, or a reboot changes nothing... all it does is keep the franchise healthy for new fans...

boring fucking arguement.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Prince of Bel Air 2
"The movie"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mary Poppins - The Prequel.
Where you learn she is lesbian lizard alien from outer space sent to infest children's minds with propaganda.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post They all need to do speedball overdoses.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd watch that

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm confused: WIll the viewing of this proposed sequel actually be compulsory?
(You whiny girl)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
you made me lol.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post they should make a prequal
about willy when he was alive and an actual pirate, that'd work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post A better idea

(Sherbs, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post the very worst part of this
is that Corey Feldman will get paid work from it. Utter cunty cunt cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post ?

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
He is a bellend of the highest calibre.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post WOn't be long before there's anything left to remake, and writers' ability to come up with new ideas will have atrophied.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm gonna amake a sequal of this message
use proper CGI and totally change the ending.
Probably have something about coming up with old ideas or something.
Just need to sort catering...
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I WILL ALWAYS LOVE SANDWICHES, free ones especially.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
There is nothing nicer than unexpected, free sandwiches made by someone else.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Paul Robertson has some awesome style
paulrobertson.mechafetus.com/ascension.gif
[MOD EDIT - lovely, but massive gif, linked]
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post his mini movies are even better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HSh0A4aCV0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5zpNfTfGZU
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as "Paul Robeson", which was confusing.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post The difference between Paul Robeson & Paul Robertson is
I know who Paul Robeson was.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is properly caning my phone

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post innit bruv

(Cakie So very tired..., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
werd
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should
See if that tiles.
My mobile can take. Honest.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha you embedded that gif??
Awesome but you clearly want to see the world burn.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely, reminds me of a 80s computer game
Where you were a strange frog thing that had to wander up a rotating tower with increasingly annoying obstacles...*wanders off to google to find it's name*
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post nebulus

(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the one, thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was an awesome game.
Could only ever get to tower 4..

*wanders of to google for a web version of the game*

edit: ooh found it
edit 2 - oh, only the first three towers :(
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post ..and it's twice as hard as I remember
I've found hte Atari ST rom image to download:
www.atarimania.com/game-atari-st-nebulus_10066.html

USe something like WinSTon to play it.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of the Nitrome games.

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like it and also don't think 5mb is big these days, loaded instantly for me.
Mind you most people on B3ta seem to be using 386 MHz PCs with 28.8k modems
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yea, flashy fuckers

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some of us have piddly data allowances on our phones

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a link post 'I'd rather die than live with E-mail'
Retired art teacher goes to dignitas.

BAN THIS INTERNET FILTH MURDER THING!!!
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post intresting to read that 16% of Dignitas customers register no underlying health issues
They've just had enough
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post You really live up to your handle
:D
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I struggle to get my head around the terminal illness and unbearable suffering criteria in most (all?) assisted dying laws
I really don't see why "I've had enough and would like it done properly" isn't legally recognised as a good enough reason. Indeed, to insist that people be suffering unbearably seems inhumane to me - that increases the suffering in the world for no good reason, and is a bit like saying that you can't leave the casino until you've lost your house. Plus, if you are suffering unbearably, the risk has to increase that you're not thinking straight, and so not competent to make the request in a sufficiently clear-headed way anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
An example of how you could he 'assisted' and not really like the outcome..www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/10745138/Swedish-stroke-patient-hears-doctors-discuss-removing-his-organs.html
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That has nothing to do with assistance.
He was believed to be unconscious and with not long to live; organs aren't available for long (and beating-heart donors are ideal); it makes sense to have the discussion as soon as possible. There's no suggestion of finishing him off.

The strongest complaint seems to be that the discussion was held within earshot.

In other words, it's a bit of a non-story.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I personally don't think the NHS can be trusted with it 'as is'

The Care Quality Commission has produced a damning report on how the NHS is ran currently without the allowance of assisted suicide.
There's Dignitas, is someone wants to die that bad, the option is there. Give it 50 years or so ,and there a root and branch reform of Health services then ,maybe its worth trialing. As it stands, I would trust the NHS to run a bath never mind a licensed murder program.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Licensed murder programme?
The tinfoil hat showroom is now open for business.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin_Hunters
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who clicked "I like this"?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post did you just delete your post? my reply vanished
Short version, elderly relative went in to NHS hospital in a critical condition, emergency surgery, a weeks stay and she's back on her feet.
I'd trust them, far better than the financially crippling alternative.

As for NHS doing Assisted suicide, I doubt they would. That's for insurable businesses to handle.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now Im wondering what the Public Liability Insurance premiums would be...

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Replied to the wrong link ;)

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post not sure what that has to do with assisted suicide

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The decision process isn't great ATM
If you had assisted suicide, the case for terminating borderline cases would increase 'as you'd be doing them as favour' (so the thought process goes)Goal posts moved, lines blurred, this guy would probably be parted out for spares by now.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post what are you on about
Assisted suicide is done on the patients decision not the doctors, it wouldn't be suicide if someone else made the decision.
It would also require sign off from impartial doctors, counsellors and possibly family members.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post No it wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's how I see it and many others.
Wont happen in my lifetime.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fact that lots of people think something doesn't make it true.
Though you're probably right that it's going to be a while before we see AD in the UK.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tory coalition?

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post why do you see it that way?
Who has told you that assisted dying does not take the wishes of the patient in to account?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who has told you they will?

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dignitas_(assisted_dying_organisation)
"they provide assisted suicide for people provided that they are of sound judgment and submit to an in-depth medical report prepared by a psychiatrist that establishes the patient's condition, as required by Swiss courts."

"The person who wishes to die meets several Dignitas personnel, in addition to an independent doctor, for a private consultation. The independent doctor assesses the evidence provided by the patient and is met on two separate occasions, with a time gap between each of the consultations.[2] Legally admissible proof that the person wishes to die is also created, i.e. a signed affidavit, countersigned by independent witnesses. In cases where a person is physically unable to sign a document, a short video film of the person is made in which they are asked to confirm their identity, that they wish to die, and that their decision is made of their own free will, without any form of coercion. This evidence of informed consent remains private and is preserved only for use in any possible legal dispute.[citation needed]

Finally, a few minutes before the lethal overdose is provided, the person is once again reminded that taking the overdose will surely kill them. Additionally, they are asked several times whether they want to proceed, or take some time to consider the matter further. This gives the person the opportunity to stop the process. However, if at this point the person states that they are determined to proceed, a lethal overdose is provided and ingested"

The patient takes the drug themselves, it's assisted suicide, not murder.

I assume from your lack of reference you haven't found anywhere that says Doctors can kill who they want
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post ......assisted murder then.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Shipman
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post really?
is that your actual response or are you trolling?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post So your argument against legalising assisting someone to die
revolves around the fact that forcing someone to die is illegal, but happens anyway?

Oh, boy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post It just underlines the point that some Doctors and medical staff may also operate under an 'agenda'
Thus embellishing the argument 'its too much, too soon'
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post No it doesn't.
Well, it does in the trivial sense that Shipman's agenda was to bump off grannies for his own gain; but that tells us nothing at all about assisted dying. But it says nothing in any more fundamental sense; to make the argumentum ad Shipmanum ignores the fact that Harold shipman was not engaged in
assisted dying, and — vitally importantly — that since the illegality of neither AD nor murder actually stopped him, it’s unlikely that current legislation would suffice to stop others killing people against their will either.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Im trying to say.....
If you give someone 'carte blanche' to use assisted suicide ,there always will be abuse. Till the NHS is tightened up, its impractical to implement, not only for this reason, but for the general malaise that haunts the NHS. Not to say it will directly affect terminal patients, rather that its akin to giving a moronic teen the keys to a Maserati after his 100'th crash.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post you've ignored the facts every single time
there is no 'carte blanche' for one doctor to make a decision.
You would have to convince the patient, their family, a psychiatrist and other doctors before you killed an assisted death patient.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I admire your faith.
but with the NHS is in such a mess, your approval of this methodology is the scary part.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post what personal evidence do you have of the nhs being in a mess?
it works extremely well in my recent experience
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=nhs+in+a+mess&oq=nhs+in+a+mess&aqs=chrome..69i57.2760j0j7&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I repeat, what personal evidence

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why does it have to be 'personal' when there's plenty of anecdotal evidence available?

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post as a society we prefer to ignore death
Which I think has lead to a bizarre in hospitals where dying patients who can't eat or drink are put on an IV drip and left to starve, rather than just put them out of their misery.
which is why if I get to that age I'd choose Dignitas over the chance of dying on a hospital ward
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post All very "Catch 22"
I reckon the problem is that they are trying to apply the same criteria that we use for having family pets put down.
In those cases we make the decision based on how we view the animal's suffering.
The difference is that the animal can't tell us how it feels. so the "I have just had enough" scenario can't come up with the animals.
We can only base our decision on obvious physical suffering.
Humans are different and can, generally, tell us how they feel and to ignore this would be ridiculous.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post because God botherers of all breeds would prefer you to die horribly and in pain than with dignity
because it's the "Lord's will"

We won't be able to have a rational policy on assisted suicide until they are removed from the equation.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post "We won't be able to have a rational policy on assisted suicide until they are removed from the equation"
....WITH EXTREME GUNISHMENT
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had the same impression.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
'I'd rather die than live with E-mail b3ta'
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post glad she offed herself. sounds like a right miserable cow

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Noob

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Nirvana - Heart Shaped Box.
Ok, i'm two days late, it's still a great track.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 7:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm inclined to think that it may be their best.
By what standard I couldn't say, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr, Unplugged is killer.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, Courtney is the killer.
/libel
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair at least he died a legend
People might not go on about him so much if he had released a few too many albums and started collaborations with Justin Beiber.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it was for the 10th anniversary
That NME wrote an alternative history that involved him forming a folk duo with Beth Orton. It's plausible that he'd've gone all Jah Wobble...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post urrgh lol
He would definitely wobble, like ozzy does
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Connan Mockasin - It's Choade My Dear
One of his songs was posted a couple of years ago. Kind of a pretty sounding blend of Ween and Old Greg...
(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 6:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a reverse 'Dirty Sanchez'?
Had to read that twice, as Choad is a penis which is thicker than it is long. So saved by the 'e'
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post what if your penis
Is 8" long and 8" wide like a cuboid?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
In medical literature it's called "The Devil's Choad", and it's both rare and highly sought after in the weights-and-measures porn world.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post More like a pepsi can

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post tall stack of pancakes
Maybe I should have said a "Devil's Breakfast"
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a link post SCIENCE!!!!!
HELL YEAH!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 2:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was stung by a bee once
Five pounds for a jar of honey!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 6:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's not as bad as a paper cut on the bell end
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know you're dying to be asked how you know this.
So I won't.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Composers doing normal shit.
Here is a picture of Rachmaninoff in a fucking hammock.



Debussy was a right wino.... great tumblr! one of the best I have seen! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 2:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a lazy cunt.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 6:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I never knew they had so much down time, this is great.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 7:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post How the hell can you relax on a hammock in a full suit with a top button done up too.

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 8:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oi Serge! Those concertos won't write themselves you know.

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have always wanted one of them...
'fucking' hammocks. Far more stable.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 7 Apr 2014, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post you just like that feeling
Of your balls swinging side to side and forward and backward whilst fucking eh? If you fuck them in the face whilst on one it can hypnotize them. Just fyi.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just wait till you try doing it standing up...

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like it has been shopped
tie lapel cuffs etc
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post John Cage was a mushroom expert
and founder of the New York mushroom appreciation society or something.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Outside with Ken Eaghgiegh I made this!
One of the (and the latest) Ken Eaghgiegh Outside... videos

This one is about Manchester.
(jimhotep, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post li**p**d
off Jim.
You've never given me dark liqueur.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good that.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 6:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post At first I thought 'uh oh' - but about a minute later I was laughing, well done.
*cliked*
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe,
Alright Jim!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 16:32, , Reply)

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