^This^
Then expected people on elastic bands throwing themselves off things.
/very disappointed.
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Then expected people on elastic bands throwing themselves off things.
/very disappointed.
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Slaves - Hey
pissed all over the floor (not literally) on Jools Holland leaving U2 to sound like weak, boring old men
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pissed all over the floor (not literally) on Jools Holland leaving U2 to sound like weak, boring old men
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it's a shame that clip doesn't show the camera pan to U2
they should have just apologised, said they can't follow that and walked off
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 15:09, Share, Reply)
they should have just apologised, said they can't follow that and walked off
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 15:09, Share, Reply)
:(
The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
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The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
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if you use Chrome I can recommend ProxFlow
automatically corrects such things on YouTube
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/proxflow/aakchaleigkohafkfjfjbblobjifikek
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 15:17, Share, Reply)
automatically corrects such things on YouTube
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/proxflow/aakchaleigkohafkfjfjbblobjifikek
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 15:17, Share, Reply)
YES!
Haven't watched Jools in a while as it felt like it was getting a bit croney-ish and self-congratulatory. This is MUCH more like it. Will check back in more often.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:24, Share, Reply)
Haven't watched Jools in a while as it felt like it was getting a bit croney-ish and self-congratulatory. This is MUCH more like it. Will check back in more often.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:24, Share, Reply)
Excellent.
Bands with singing drummers always have a head start though, cf. The Carpenters, Ruins.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 19:27, Share, Reply)
Bands with singing drummers always have a head start though, cf. The Carpenters, Ruins.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 19:27, Share, Reply)
Considering he is standing and therefore taking both feet out of the equation
He requires (and based on this evidence, has) considerably less talent than all the aforementioned singing drummers of old
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 9:40, Share, Reply)
He requires (and based on this evidence, has) considerably less talent than all the aforementioned singing drummers of old
( , Mon 27 Oct 2014, 9:40, Share, Reply)
Wouldn't even make the judges houses
... Let alone the live shows
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 23:35, Share, Reply)
... Let alone the live shows
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 23:35, Share, Reply)
At last something energised on Jools 'TWAT' Holland
The miserable fecker will make sure they don't come back
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 23:43, Share, Reply)
The miserable fecker will make sure they don't come back
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 23:43, Share, Reply)
I have clicked I like this and thought I should mention it.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 14:40, Share, Reply)
i believe your choice is a positive one and should be commended. I trust you appreciated the choreographed lever pullage. I have clicked that I like your comment and have duly also mentioned it, in this very sentence.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 15:23, Share, Reply)
yes, The world needs more
choreographed lever pullage and dancing.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 15:41, Share, Reply)
choreographed lever pullage and dancing.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 15:41, Share, Reply)
<y doctor said I have Tom Jone disease.
I asked 'Is it common?' He said 'its not unusual'
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 15:54, Share, Reply)
I asked 'Is it common?' He said 'its not unusual'
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 15:54, Share, Reply)
How odd. Was that a biology class musical complete with slideshow.
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Um the guy in the bottom right appears to be very, very turned on
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Autohaus Cuntz
Germans make funny name corner far too easy.
Hilarity ensues: imgur.com/gallery/eKuFQ
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:52, Share, Reply)
Germans make funny name corner far too easy.
Hilarity ensues: imgur.com/gallery/eKuFQ
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:52, Share, Reply)
Ring them up
"Hello, are you Cuntz?"
"Yes, we are Cuntz"
"Is this a family company?"
"What do you mean?"
"Are you all Cuntz, or just some of you?"
"Oh, we are mostly Cuntz, but I am a Schitt"
Etc.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 15:17, Share, Reply)
"Hello, are you Cuntz?"
"Yes, we are Cuntz"
"Is this a family company?"
"What do you mean?"
"Are you all Cuntz, or just some of you?"
"Oh, we are mostly Cuntz, but I am a Schitt"
Etc.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 15:17, Share, Reply)
Low-paid Britons now number five million
No wonder we had exhalations or 'Lowest unemployment since XXXX' .Everyone s being paid peanuts. I'd say 'well ,you'll get monkeys working for you' but parliaments full.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:41, Share, Reply)
No wonder we had exhalations or 'Lowest unemployment since XXXX' .Everyone s being paid peanuts. I'd say 'well ,you'll get monkeys working for you' but parliaments full.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:41, Share, Reply)
Hasn't this always been so though?
The numbers may be bigger, but I doubt the proportions have changed much. I remember the constant industrial unrest in the 70's as workers were on the poverty line. Long before that we had the mill workers and the miners, who were hardly affluent and the poorhouse and debtors prisons to cope with how many were financially bereft.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 13:22, Share, Reply)
The numbers may be bigger, but I doubt the proportions have changed much. I remember the constant industrial unrest in the 70's as workers were on the poverty line. Long before that we had the mill workers and the miners, who were hardly affluent and the poorhouse and debtors prisons to cope with how many were financially bereft.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 13:22, Share, Reply)
So let me get this straight...
People earning below the median hourly pay rose by 250,000
and at the same time 500,000 people were no longer unemployed?
I look forward to Millibands solution to reversing this trend.
[edit] I'm not an economist but if you're using the median to decide what is low pay are you not by default always going to have a large amount of people in that category?
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 14:08, Share, Reply)
People earning below the median hourly pay rose by 250,000
and at the same time 500,000 people were no longer unemployed?
I look forward to Millibands solution to reversing this trend.
[edit] I'm not an economist but if you're using the median to decide what is low pay are you not by default always going to have a large amount of people in that category?
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 14:08, Share, Reply)
Half the population will be below the median
But the report refers to "less than two-thirds of the median wage", so there is a bit of a downwards skew.
(Median is a much, much, much better measure of 'equality' than mean in this situation. If you use the mean then as the rich get richer the mean will shift so much that it will look like everybody is getting much better-off).
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 15:03, Share, Reply)
But the report refers to "less than two-thirds of the median wage", so there is a bit of a downwards skew.
(Median is a much, much, much better measure of 'equality' than mean in this situation. If you use the mean then as the rich get richer the mean will shift so much that it will look like everybody is getting much better-off).
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 15:03, Share, Reply)
they say that old rockers never die..... but old mods keep on rolling
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with faux letherette tassles ?
and a colostomy bag holder fashioned from the udder of a cow
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 10:41, Share, Reply)
and a colostomy bag holder fashioned from the udder of a cow
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 10:41, Share, Reply)
Less embarrassing than a 50-year old man with a feather cut and pointy sideboards.
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SHOUTING BOOKS: Alan Bennett's Diaries
I made this!
Perfect for the over-relaxed.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 10:31, Share, Reply)
Perfect for the over-relaxed.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 10:31, Share, Reply)
Hahaha!
I love the 'cory Feldman predating all language' bit!
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 10:24, Share, Reply)
I love the 'cory Feldman predating all language' bit!
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 10:24, Share, Reply)
It goes without saying
Stop press - headline a waste of webspace
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 7:36, Share, Reply)
Stop press - headline a waste of webspace
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 7:36, Share, Reply)
No worries, we take all kinds
Except for Mexicans, and now Africans. Stupid PC state, we used to be real good at gettin' Africans and Mexicans. Now all the white people are going to get ebola.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 8:02, Share, Reply)
Except for Mexicans, and now Africans. Stupid PC state, we used to be real good at gettin' Africans and Mexicans. Now all the white people are going to get ebola.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 8:02, Share, Reply)
Arnold shares his deepest feelings
Sure it's GC, but it makes I laugh
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 4:33, Share, Reply)
Sure it's GC, but it makes I laugh
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 4:33, Share, Reply)
That's actually my ringtone
Scares the crap out of people when it goes off in the post office queue.
( , Tue 28 Oct 2014, 20:29, Share, Reply)
Scares the crap out of people when it goes off in the post office queue.
( , Tue 28 Oct 2014, 20:29, Share, Reply)
USB integration into printed documents.
Very clever stuff, what a time we live in :)
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 0:18, Share, Reply)
Very clever stuff, what a time we live in :)
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 0:18, Share, Reply)
I like the idea of printed electronics
still waiting for my rolled-up screen for portable devices for a decade now =(
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 9:11, Share, Reply)
still waiting for my rolled-up screen for portable devices for a decade now =(
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 9:11, Share, Reply)
Looking at the vile corporate vomitspeak above it
I would not be plugging that into my computer
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 12:53, Share, Reply)
I would not be plugging that into my computer
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 12:53, Share, Reply)
Is there any idea that can't be ruined by corporate wonks?
(edit)
I'm BATMAN!
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 15:23, Share, Reply)
(edit)
I'm BATMAN!
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 15:23, Share, Reply)
How to make your song look good: Show famous and talented people singing it
A nicely realised take on the 'let's manipulate old album covers' trope
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 21:53, Share, Reply)
A nicely realised take on the 'let's manipulate old album covers' trope
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 21:53, Share, Reply)
100-year old notebook found encased in Antarctic ice is part of Robert Scott's expedition team
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All he's talking about are sequels to Paciifc Rim at the minute.
He really needs to pull his finger out and do ATMOM.
Giant fighting robots have been done to death already.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 5:40, Share, Reply)
He really needs to pull his finger out and do ATMOM.
Giant fighting robots have been done to death already.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 5:40, Share, Reply)
didn't know about that just looked it up sounds like it could be interesting
its about time someone made a serious effort into making one of his stories into a film just hope it doesn't end up being terrible
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 7:36, Share, Reply)
its about time someone made a serious effort into making one of his stories into a film just hope it doesn't end up being terrible
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 7:36, Share, Reply)
As opposed, presumably
to all the other folks around that part of the world at the time.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 1:34, Share, Reply)
to all the other folks around that part of the world at the time.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 1:34, Share, Reply)
On their return journey,
Scott's party discovered plant fossils, proving Antarctica was once forested and joined to other continents.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Falcon_Scott
When, oh when is humanity ever going to wake up and address this issue of anthropogenic continental drift?
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 5:47, Share, Reply)
Scott's party discovered plant fossils, proving Antarctica was once forested and joined to other continents.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Falcon_Scott
When, oh when is humanity ever going to wake up and address this issue of anthropogenic continental drift?
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 5:47, Share, Reply)
in other news
I've just watched the first episode of 'Constantine' - it's proper, not totally spot on, but it's comic book Constantine for sure, not Keanu plank yank Constantine. Promising. They fucked up Chas though.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 13:12, Share, Reply)
I've just watched the first episode of 'Constantine' - it's proper, not totally spot on, but it's comic book Constantine for sure, not Keanu plank yank Constantine. Promising. They fucked up Chas though.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 13:12, Share, Reply)
Clever thing
This company has divided the surface of the earth into three metre squares. Each square has been assigned three words. So for example there's an excellent pub at chair.votes.trail.
Some math genius has already worked to where warm.front,bottom is.
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 21:25, Share, Reply)
This company has divided the surface of the earth into three metre squares. Each square has been assigned three words. So for example there's an excellent pub at chair.votes.trail.
Some math genius has already worked to where warm.front,bottom is.
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 21:25, Share, Reply)
The had absolutely nothing for dockers.in.stockings
Nil points from Totale
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 21:48, Share, Reply)
Nil points from Totale
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 21:48, Share, Reply)
nothing for cupola stew damage
or orange crow parapet, but there is for slightly loose blouse and worldly turtle window
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 22:12, Share, Reply)
or orange crow parapet, but there is for slightly loose blouse and worldly turtle window
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 22:12, Share, Reply)
Nothing for tornado.gay.bar or human.pain.floats.
I give up.
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 22:52, Share, Reply)
I give up.
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 22:52, Share, Reply)
My living room is at feasting.manhole.opposite, which sounds a little homoerotic to me.
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Wow, you live on the edge of the universe!
It must be nice up there.
I actually know a guy who lives there who moved from Santa Barbara.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 0:04, Share, Reply)
It must be nice up there.
I actually know a guy who lives there who moved from Santa Barbara.
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 0:04, Share, Reply)
Found it!
Militant Feminist Headquarters is just west of the Canary Islands
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 0:10, Share, Reply)
Militant Feminist Headquarters is just west of the Canary Islands
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 0:10, Share, Reply)
also
someone call the cops. These are the places I've lived:
firm local youngest
raking funny bottom
twins skirt shop
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 0:33, Share, Reply)
someone call the cops. These are the places I've lived:
firm local youngest
raking funny bottom
twins skirt shop
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 0:33, Share, Reply)
What an interesting way
To get people to advertise their home address in social media...
*adds to stalking toolkit*
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 9:03, Share, Reply)
To get people to advertise their home address in social media...
*adds to stalking toolkit*
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 9:03, Share, Reply)
though the three words are arguably linked to the locale:
w3w.co/tiredness.groomed.baked
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:33, Share, Reply)
Another pervy bedroom address for me. What were they thinking? Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne..with my reputation etc...
martini.dorms.oiled
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 13:04, Share, Reply)
martini.dorms.oiled
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 13:04, Share, Reply)
large.catering.budget
is just off the coast of Gabes in Tunisia
( , Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:09, Share, Reply)
is just off the coast of Gabes in Tunisia
( , Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:09, Share, Reply)
Johnny Mnemonic - Extended Cut 1995
Loved the concept of this film. Lost it with 'Ice Tea' and the dolphin ... '...he hacked his own bwaiiin'
Good flick all the same, want one of those thumb lasers!!
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 20:19, Share, Reply)
Loved the concept of this film. Lost it with 'Ice Tea' and the dolphin ... '...he hacked his own bwaiiin'
Good flick all the same, want one of those thumb lasers!!
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 20:19, Share, Reply)
segway
segway-in-paris.over-blog.com/article-21838133.html
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 22:05, Share, Reply)
segway-in-paris.over-blog.com/article-21838133.html
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 22:05, Share, Reply)
It's a good short story by William Gibson
Introduces the character of Molly Millions who later turns up in Neuromancer and lastly in Mona Lisa Overdrive.
The sprawl series is well worth a read.
Terrible film though.
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 22:33, Share, Reply)
Introduces the character of Molly Millions who later turns up in Neuromancer and lastly in Mona Lisa Overdrive.
The sprawl series is well worth a read.
Terrible film though.
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 22:33, Share, Reply)
Excellent writer all round
I loved the collection of short stories 'Burning chrome'
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 0:16, Share, Reply)
I loved the collection of short stories 'Burning chrome'
( , Sun 26 Oct 2014, 0:16, Share, Reply)
Unique tracking codes printed by laser printers
Not a funny, not a 'shop, not a video.
An academic paper detailing how the stuff you print out (on colour laser printers) can be tracked back to that printer....
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 19:36, Share, Reply)
Not a funny, not a 'shop, not a video.
An academic paper detailing how the stuff you print out (on colour laser printers) can be tracked back to that printer....
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 19:36, Share, Reply)
This was known about in the 90's
Inkjets do it too.
IIRC it was brought about as an anti-forgery device.
Same with your scanner, try using it to scan a bank note....
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 20:11, Share, Reply)
Inkjets do it too.
IIRC it was brought about as an anti-forgery device.
Same with your scanner, try using it to scan a bank note....
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 20:11, Share, Reply)
Wasn't there a father and son team looking into this a few years ago?
Theres a set of unexplained micro dots printed on every sheet,unique to each printer .
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 20:12, Share, Reply)
Theres a set of unexplained micro dots printed on every sheet,unique to each printer .
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 20:12, Share, Reply)
Old news...
Everyone knows you should always print your ransom notes on someone else's printer. Or just photocopy them.
This is just a step up on how they used to match a typed page to a specific typewriter due to the various nicks and damage in the characters on the page.
( , Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:29, Share, Reply)
Everyone knows you should always print your ransom notes on someone else's printer. Or just photocopy them.
This is just a step up on how they used to match a typed page to a specific typewriter due to the various nicks and damage in the characters on the page.
( , Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:29, Share, Reply)
In other ebola news
wtkr.com/2014/10/24/ebola-inspired-halloween-decor-causing-controversy/
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 19:39, Share, Reply)
wtkr.com/2014/10/24/ebola-inspired-halloween-decor-causing-controversy/
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 19:39, Share, Reply)
I did wonder what Black Metal Goblin Mortiss was doing these days.
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 18:46, Share, Reply)
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This guy is coming to town sometime next month and a friend is trying to get me to go.
I'm not sure I could stand to be one of those pretentious shits in the background trying to dance/bob around to something that has no beat.
I like some pretty off the wall music, but I don't get this.
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 19:43, Share, Reply)
I'm not sure I could stand to be one of those pretentious shits in the background trying to dance/bob around to something that has no beat.
I like some pretty off the wall music, but I don't get this.
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 19:43, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnBuuGQxwcM
I think he stole some ideas from this!
( , Sat 25 Oct 2014, 22:36, Share, Reply)
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