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This is a link post Halloween Scares

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 16:37, , Reply)
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And another very satisfying one I saw today:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPo8h6xnQu0
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, that was pleasant.
I wonder how many famous last words will be "It's a prank!"
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never enough.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just posting to see what icon I have
for Halloween
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have feelings too.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too, hi! :P

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post pumpkins.. always da frickin pumpkins

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those pumpkins coming over here, taking our jobs

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dislike bats and pumpkins equally

(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Fri 28 Oct 2016, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Animal cruelty - always funny.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 26 Oct 2016, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, are you being sanctimonious?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a link post ex-b3tard Lee Hardcastle's done an advert for Skyrim
hasn't he done well for himself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always liked him best.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great bit of animation.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see a b3tard doing well in life.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant work

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff
Always like Lee's work
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
And in other b3ta alumnus news, Wildyles has a book out - summersdale.com/sd-book/chartography/
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, what's the deal with the icons? And why am I a lame pumpkin and not a cool bat?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 16:35, , Reply)
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*points and laughs*
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can change it if you want to be a common bat.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm puzzled why my ghost icon has been replaced...
Surely suitably scarey!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post #brexit

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm Batman!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post No,
Im Batman.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice. He's got some chops.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fus Ro Da!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a link post David Kauffman - Kiss Another Day Goodbye
Feeling cheery? This should fix that.
(ohidunno, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Donald's Tiny Hand Font
Some people have turned Donald Trump's [tiny] handwriting into a font.

"We had the idea so quickly that the most challenging aspect was getting it done as fast as possible. Once we realized we could, we (perhaps rightly) never paused to ask if we should."

www.fastcodesign.com/3064790/donald-trumps-crazy-handwriting-is-now-a-free-font-called-tiny-hand
 (I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post dont know if he has got tiny hands
I reckon they might just appear small becasue he's a fat cunt underneath a lot of expensive tailoring
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a link post That French fellow who went on the rampage in an Apple store
has been given a six-month suspended sentence.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post £16,000 fine too, expensive tantrum

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a nobber

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always think of a gag - it might have been the Goons - when I hear 'suspended sentence'.
"He got a suspended sentence."
"Oh really?"
"Yes, they hung him".
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post hanged

(sithemong, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Yes, they hung hanged."

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Star Storm: The Destruction of Father - TRAILER

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha,
they're good those Auralnaut guys
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post very funny
in 3D!
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Man makes Chicken Pie.
Ronseal. Only click if you want to see a man making a chicken pie.

(posting as i know him, and his reaction at getting a bunch of views etc will be priceless. So be nice.)
(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like it well lit
colour-corrected (as much as I like beige, perhaps not in food)
scripted
and perhaps also condensed into a gif (lovely sub but don't comment, it's a vicious place)
 (macroscian (1 like), Wed 26 Oct 2016, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Righty ho.
Viewed it. Liked it. Left a nice comment on de Tube. Like pie. Is that nice enough for you?
 (ed-z, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Snap.
A good instructional video, with no fannying about. I was worried about his fingers at the start with the carrot, thought it was going to turn into this.

Loved Surprise Egg at 6:05, is this just a well disguised editing/CGI showreel?
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, no idea what he recorded it on...
...but i have to admit, it's kinda a refreshing antimatter version of all the hyperactive pewdiepie type nihilists who adorn youtube nowadays with professional cams and condenser mics with how-pro-am-i pop filters.

ffs people are getting over a million views opening packs of pokemon cards. Fairly conclusive evidence that we've pretty much run our course as a species - probably best to vote Trump in and hasten the end imho.

But big cheers to them's who watched it. Was 150 views when i posted the link, so i feel i've done good thing today.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Miliband was Hillary's secret SEX and DRUGS FIXER!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is certainly below the usual high standards of The National Enquirer.
Btw, has Clintons birthday present been delivered yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hear it has
Hope it was wrapped up with a good kick in the cunt!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not seen anything yet in the usual places....
Kim dot com is making some hints.
Apparently clinton signed his extradition warrant and had him raided on his birthday so maybe it's a personal thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
"that guy looks like a nobody, standing around awkwardly on his own, he'll do"
ooops
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a link post I think this is one of the most inept interviews ever
I recall Westwood as being a complete tool, but this is way worse than that. A total lack of skill in this interview with James Earl Jones
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ that is painful. Is he on drugs or something?

(disco_doctor "Am I in?", Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell, that's unbearable
what a fucking waste of skin that man is.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:43, , Reply)
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James is saying some super interesting things to begin with and Westwood isnt even listening; the next ting he says is "BUT YOURE THE VOICE MAAAAAAN!!!!!"

complete and utter idiot
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Musafa one of my favourite characters from the Lion King"
Mufasa you cunt. If you're going to lie do it properly
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post He Musafa poor knowledge of the Lion King.

(disco_doctor "Am I in?", Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfft!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That guy makes Offkey Steve look posh

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I made it to 1:00.
Unbearable.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever happened to Timothy?
This absolute arse came bottom of our Latin class.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a link post The Cunnilingus/Anilingus Modification Project NSFW
Well, for me at least this is an eye-opener.

Apparently it follows on from the Fellatio Modification Project, at the London Science Gallery. Book your places now for the workshop.

london.sciencegallery.com/mouthy/project/the-fellatio-modification-project/
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thought that was a parody
Until I got to the bottom and saw they were both from King's College London.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it had a rim of truth about it

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I figured it out lickety-split!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post The man is upside-down.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a "brown-eye" opener
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
No doubt funded by an Arts Council grant.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 26 Oct 2016, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post My thought entirely.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Starbucks Uncle
Calmly drinking his coffee and reading a newspaper..... :)
 (columbusfavorit, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You post a suspicious amount from spam blogs.
I know it says "Copyright © 2016. don't be amazed", but I reckon if I scraped the whole site, put it in my own ad-words infested free WordPress template and added a line above each article saying "Look at what the internet made!" then that would be fine.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dick off spamcunt

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 26 Oct 2016, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a link post A better explanation of what happened at dreamworld water ride
totally SFW by the way.

Seems the boat hit a stationary one and it flipped head over heels. 2 riders at bow side were trapped under water and the two riders at the stern were thrown into the moving machinery.

2 riders at the side managed to escape
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rubber dinghy rapids

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, in 2015: no one died

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a link post The Exorcist original trailer
got band coz of scares, it says here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seen dat, breddin. It's bare dry.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll handle this, I speak jive...

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Freaky!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Springs!
Mildly interesting.
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was most satisfying
But every time the finished spring was cut off, I could hear a "pting!", meaning that every single one of them will have ended up down the back of sofa somewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Really classy. Tremendous.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, a choice between a deeply corrupt invalid and a peculating vulgarian.
Presumably this in not what PNAC had in mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post My prediction is...
In the few days before the election there will be a leak of dirt on Clinton. Putin wants Trump in so he can support Assad without resistance from the west, so will lean on Snowden for something dishy. Trump then wins and is assassinated 3 months later. And Honey G wins X Factor.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 12:40, , Reply)
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or Russia stage terrorist attack in USA and frame it on ISIS.

you heard it here first
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post You said nothing about the Baywatch movie 2017 box office success.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post First film to be shot entirely in slow motion apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not the first one at all.
In the 1920s-30s people still used to walk faster than today. In the following decades every filum made was shot in slow mo to make them watchable. This became unnecessary in 1960s when people finally learnt to slow down.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to remember colour wasn't invented until the 30s either.
calvin-and-hobbes-comic-strips.blogspot.co.uk/2011/11/calvin-asks-dad-about-old-black-and.html
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 27 Oct 2016, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post When you say "leak of dirt" do you mean something other than all the damning Wikileaks stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, she'll shit herself. On stage.

(m.auron, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do you explain how hard he is trying to lose?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post ALL HAIL PRESIDENT PENCE!!

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Wider gap needed in shark cage, so camera will fit through.
What could go wrong? More wetsuit shitting terror from cretins who should know better.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 3:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post These chaps could benefit considerably
from watching a Sylvester and Tweety cartoon.
 (roysin, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor shark

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Lifting weights actually makes you more intelligent!


(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the shit autoplay music.
The Independent should have that on every page. Would soften bad news.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post on topic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlLpCh-lE54&feature=youtu.be&t=72
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post makes you more intelligent.... if you have dementia.

(chompedhomas, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 5:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post so this is just like the fact
that we've known brisk walking does exactly the same thing... but to do that you don't need to be a member of a 'cunt farm'.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hear ya, Mr. 98 lbs weakling

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Don't Be a Sucker
1947 Civil Defense Film
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 25 Oct 2016, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
1.17 He's a got what?
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 26 Oct 2016, 3:25, , Reply)

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