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This is a link post Pilot for The Orville
jk; A 15 year old Seth MacFarlane plays at Star Trek
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This is a normal post Having not watched The Orville I have one question:
Does he use the same material in that as he does in this video?
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Orville's pretty good
walks an unexpected line between serious Star Trek and a jokey Galaxy Quest. Tackling female genital mutilation and drink driving of star ships
(, Thu 11 Jan 2018, 7:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hear good things, but I just can’t stand Seth Macfarlane.

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This is a normal post precocious little pipsqueak, wasnt he?

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This is a link post Down tempo electronic thing. I made this!
Hiya, here's a new song of ours.
Singing, samples, synths, guitars and stuff :)
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Isn't this the woman who stages all these trips, slips and falls? Luckily there's always a camera around to catch it.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Showreel
For an annoying stunt person wannabe. Disrupting people's day/activity for her own ammusement/resume. What a slag.
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This is a normal post Can that meteor hurry the fuck up please. I’ve had enough.

(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alternatively, send her to a planet with much weaker gravity.

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This is a normal post I'm not sure I have.

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This is a normal post ^ no friends
;)
(, Thu 11 Jan 2018, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Cack-handed!

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This is a normal post She's a fucking CUNT is what she is.
Strangers rushing over out of genuine concern, only to discover it's an attention-seeking arsehole, filming it for the #Bantz #Youtubehits

I hope she falls off a cliff.
Into a threshing machine.
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This is a normal post If you don't...

(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why doesn't someone kick her in the face?

(, Thu 11 Jan 2018, 7:19, , Reply)
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What a filthy fucking slut.
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This is a normal post Obligatory: you won't win anything with kids.

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This is a normal post Hull pls
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42623499
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I think i need to do a "Top Trumps peado edition" expansion. There's been loads of additions in the past 5 years.... especially as a load we put in there as guesses turned out to be true and have since been prosecuted
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This is a normal post Fantasy Paedo League...

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This is a normal post It's just like watching Arsenal
Well, except that the skilful players passing it around the packed defence actually managed to score.
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This is a normal post my 3 main thoughts on this video are
1) stupid kids giving away the ball at the earliest opportunity. were they told to do that for the show or something? why so stupid?

2) 3 pros vs 100 14 year olds would have a very different outcome, probably involving 3 badly injured pro players

3) imagine the 100 kids are the pros and the 3 pros are 3 AI robots. In years to come there will be robots that outperform us like this, making us look like idiot children, not knowing what to do.
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This is a normal post Pros=professionals, not prostitutes, right?

(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post depends how much you're willing to shell out

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This is a normal post I agree some of the kids
were very stupid. No child was marking any of the players. There was so much open space for the kids to use, they just all ran after the ball. It reminded me of watching an under 6 game. I coach under 9s and my squad of 10 could have given those 3 a harder time than that.
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This is a normal post Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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This is absolutely how the England National Squad should train, 3 players to 100 kids. At a stroke it would solve the national obesity crisis and teach the national squad how to pass a fucking ball!
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This is a normal post Offside!

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This is a link post Klingon Eminem

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This is a normal post These ISIS recruitment videos get stranger and stranger

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This is a normal post You'd think they'd cast their net a bit wider these days

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This is a normal post Maybe they're on a virgin recruiting drive
for all of their martyrs. The Koran never said they had to be women.
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This is a normal post Careful!
They're circling Uranus.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know some Klingon but even I won’t click on that.

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This is a link post Oldie but goldie

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This is a normal post I'm opening up one right now.

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This is a normal post i don't get it

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This is a normal post Pretty lady, completely out of her depth, seeks applause for banal statement at party conference and is met by silence followed by awkward smattering of applause.

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This is a normal post oh i see
i thought it was edited to look like that, it's toe curling!
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http://www.b3ta.com/links/1473743
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This is a normal post that's an interesting addition

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This is a normal post fuckin love 'em

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This is a normal post are there any of these harpies that dont get you hot and bothered?

(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 14:40, , Reply)
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Esther McVey is a welcome addition to the cabinet.

[EDIT] Also, what you said is very sexist.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ..as long as the cabinet in question is coffin shapped, padlocked shut and kicked off a cliff in to a lake of fire.

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This is a normal post You might want to open her pork market, but
as regular HIGNFY viewers know, she's easily disgusted by cheese...
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post 90s UK college student humour
whacky
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This is a normal post In December she'll be in Beijing opening up new pork markets.

(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post TBH, I think I'd rather enjoy opening up a new pork markets in Beijing.

(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought you'd be in the market for some pork inside you

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This is a normal post wait... so the pause hasnt been introduced for comedic effect
This was real?
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This is a normal post Yeeeeah

(, Thu 11 Jan 2018, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post LIke she's talking to children.

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NFN
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This is a link post Apt Name Corner
Tweet from my local plod about someone who got done.
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This is a normal post Emre? I don't get it

(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look at it again. It's obviously white and gold.

(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Staines'
pfft.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's my local plod as well, are you my neighbour?

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This is a link post Hey Duggee stick song - metal version

Original was popular, so...
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This is a normal post \m/

(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh thats good!
The signed version is pretty great too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=al6qQHTWyGE
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This is a normal post The confusion on her face is priceless

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This is a normal post Ha ha!

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This is a normal post Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!
Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!Dicks!

Well, it's what I hear anyway.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you bastard, I can't hear otherwise now

(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a signed version of that one?

(, Thu 11 Jan 2018, 7:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best I've got I'm afraid..
https://media.signbsl.com/videos/ssc/penis.mp4
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This is a normal post Thanks.
(Downloaded for future use)
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This is a normal post Very popular
In our house.
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This is a link post Bloke re-creates images on the back of dirty vans (might be GC from other source)
Amazing but all I was thinking is if he starts doing more custom stuff might it all go a bit Banksy and have people crowbarring off van doors to display in galleries.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like anti graffiti, can't touch you for cleaning something.
Once had a neighbour that used bleach to write "NO PARKING" on the pavement outside his house.

You can also paint with moss but blitzing it in a blender with egg white.
The moss will continue to grow after you paint it on a wall.
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This is a normal post My mate Moose pioneered this
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2004/oct/15/ukcrime.prisonsandprobation
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This is a normal post That's all very good and well, but he'll never top the legend "I wish my girlfriend was this dirty."

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This is a normal post A senior manager I work with has a very noticable blinged up Golf GTI in white
I was delighted the other day to see it adorned with 'Dad is a dick'
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This is a normal post A Golf! Wow! He must be senior.

(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I recently came out of the house to find "NONCE" written on my car in the frost
I bloody love my kids' sense of humour!
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This is a normal post Who let them out of the cellar?

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This is a normal post Obligatory "She is with me" response

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This is a link post As Zuowan was posting old music, here's a quiz question: Who by 1920 was the biggest selling artist of gramaphone records (and wax cylinders), with 5 million estimated records sold
Answers on the back of postcard for the main prize draw
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This is a normal post Kanye!

(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should be Arthur Collins, surely?
Not the acid attack one
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post The army?
Bit of a random suggestion, I know, but I'd have thought military music might have been quite popular.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post *postcard of Naples*
PTO

Caruso.

*unzips*
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Someone's been listening to too much Radio 4
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This is a link post Rey
I saw this film at my local arthouse cinema earlier today and really enjoyed it. Kind of like if Werner Herzog, Alejandro Jodorowsky and Guy Maddin made a film together. I particularly like its use of degraded film footage to represent the frailties of memory.

Worth checking out if you're into arthouse/world cinema and it's playing near you.
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This is a normal post I'll reserve judgement until we have a more authoritative review. Perhaps from someone from the North West. From someone who has the common sense to mention the age rating. Maybe someone who could post dash cam footage of the trip to and from the cinema.

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This is a normal post I hope he doesn't leave out the screen ratio and a pre-review based on him once seeing the movie poster.

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This is a normal post She’s already getting a spin off film?
It was only a few weeks ago the last one was out
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This is a normal post It'll be the story of how she had to let Luke expose himself to her in order to get ahead in the Jedi business.

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This is a normal post How he made her feel his presence and watch while he'd bullseye womp rats.

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This is a normal post He was rubbish at Arsenal

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This is a link post sorry to all the LGBTQIAFemale boarders

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This is a normal post LGBTQUEEF

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This is a normal post Great movie :o)

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This is a link post Hunter S Thompson in old gameshow

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This is a normal post I enjoyed that. Evidently he became much less reticent as he aged.

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This is a normal post Finally getting round to reading Fear and Loathing
Fantastic book so far.
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This is a normal post It really is a top read.
Read a few others of his and they don't come close. Rum Diaries ain't too bad. Certainly better than the disgrace of a film adaptation they did of it a couple of years back. I was agape at how terrible it was.
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This is a normal post Enjoyed Hell's Angels and Fear & Loathing on the Campaign Trail
The best of the rest though is probably short articles, like his obituary of Nixon:

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1994/07/he-was-a-crook/308699/
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Hell's Angels is good too.
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This is a link post Well, no shit, Sherlock

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This is a link post He is Bloody Good!

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Tom Kerridge keeps on surprising.
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This is a link post 1898 I made this!
My mix of sounds from 1898! A bit late. Blog post includes a glossary of the (popular American) musical landscape of 1898, which may be interesting to people.
Working on a mix for 2017 but lordy is it taking a long time.
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This is a normal post Fascinating stuff
Keep up the good work!
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This is a normal post excellent stuff.
I'm looking forward to hearing jazz develop.
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This is a normal post Yeah, you would be.

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't worry
he'll get to grime and dubstep eventually, lad.
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This is a normal post Go and shove your clarinet up your bum, Woody Allen.

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This is a normal post You’ve been adding to your repertoire
Or have you donated your ‘toy box’ to the local hospice?
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This is a normal post Hanging around the hospice are you? Like your idol Savile.

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Please take your squabbling elsewhere.
Go on, off you go now. The both of you.
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This is a normal post It's going to be a while - 18 years until the first definitively 'jazz' recording
I generally listen about 12 years ahead and there's some cuban music that sounds pretty much like it starting around 1906
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This is a normal post Shame that the times of the different items aren't links
Does the MP3 player not allow you to do this? Like &t= allows you to skip to a time in a YouTube video.

Amazing work either way, thanks for this.
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This is a normal post It's mixcloud rather than an mp3 player,
and no, afraid it doesn't do that, but if you click through it will tell you the names of each track as you listen
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This is a normal post He didn’t even go in with presents
Not even a well thumbed copy of The Game or whatever that how to insult women into bed thing is called.
At least Snowden had a few nsa memory sticks for his uncle vlad
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This is a normal post Oh god "The Game"! i remember someone i know raving about the game about 15 years ago
Its basically a rape guide and amazing how many fucking assholes follow it. He is still single of course..
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This is a normal post Seeking a safe passage got him into this mess

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This is a normal post ^ man who spends far too much time online looking for other people to criticise finds self isolated shocker

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post But I enjoy criticising people.

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This is a normal post God, is he still in there?
Six fingered, self obsessed, attention seeking twat.
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This is a link post Our Bright Future
Begging for some pew pew laser action to be added and maybe the copter could fire a few missiles while we are at it...
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This is a normal post Without pew pew lasers aren't they just destined to be smashed to smithereens or thrown into a nearby canal?

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This is a normal post Horrors
They’ll breed with the shopping trollies. Next stop wobbly wheel skynet
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This is a normal post Yeah: Countdown to some american recreating the first robocop in 3...2...1....
Also: You bollocksed up the link: It'll embed if you remove the first 's'. And sort out the time, too.
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This is a normal post Thank you for reminding me of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0InSlbNakOs
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This is a normal post Ha! (Decades ago) a friend put that on a compilation for me....next song was Elvis laughing his way through a live version "Are You Lonesome Tonight?"
Also: HAPPY 2018 YOU TINY BENDER Hope all is bonnie wit you & yours x
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This is a normal post Not bad, I’m hoping 2018 will be “my year” (as 2017 was 90% shit)
I’m getting big-gay-married in a shade under 2 weeks time, have a much better handle on my mental health than I have ever had, and I’m looking at making some really positive life decisions.

Just got to ignore the little voice in the back of my head that’s constantly saying “don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up” :)

Hope you’re at your cockmunching best, we should get the gang back together for beers at some point.
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This is a normal post Congrats LP.
I'm similarly hopeful this year I'll finally be able to climb out of my own particular hole.

All the best to you and the other half.
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This is a normal post Oooo marriage congrats!!
But you do know all the sex stops after that, right?
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations!

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This is a normal post Bests

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This is a normal post
Bit gay m8
congrats ....and beers, yes.
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This is a normal post They already remade Robocop.
Poked a bit of fun at Bill O’Reilly but otherwise lacking all the soul of the original.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The original was quite something at the time
On a theme ........... in my day

www.theregister.co.uk/2018/01/09/the_science_fiction_future_is_1980s/
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This is a normal post I liked the remake

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This is a normal post So police will be able to eat as many doughnuts as they want
and still track and chase after criminals. Brilliant.
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This is a link post Musical Anarchy
The joy of falling down the youtube related videos rabbit hole...
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This is a normal post I have watched The Man Behind The Green Door so many times now,
not sure if it's even funny at this point, just sort of singular in its accurate portrayal of the West Midlands in the 1980s.
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I had never taken the time to watch it all the way through and I was probably a bit too young first time around. I first saw them both as the dangerous brothers - but this song brightened up my afternoon a bit.
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This is a normal post Woody Harrelson's early years

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This is a link post failed bag snatch with proper karma ending

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This is a normal post Brilliant or terrible, I just don't know. Deserves a like though

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This is a normal post
Terrible.
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This is a normal post ^this
+ Is tumblr still a thing?
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This is a normal post It’s *full* of porn




so I’m told
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This is a normal post ha! love the ending too

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OK, is it time to legislate against shitty video players with no volume control? I nearly gave the neighbours strokes with that.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's good to stroke your neighbours
They can like a little petting while tied up unable to call the police.
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