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# "pffffffft, can't believe they fell for that Pig Flu shit!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# That takes me back to my youth
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# It takes me back to my 8.00 this morning.
Not that I sit in a bush of it, like. That'd be a bit much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# ...you smoke at 8.00?
whut? and why?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Because I felt like it. Why does anyone do anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# because of the remote control units
embedded in our skulls as infants.

*zzt*

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Do you have a job Wowie?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *ducks and covers*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Is there room in that bunker for me as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
#
there's always room for you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
#
if you wear a rubber
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# You won't say that when you meet me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# *fatty hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# *Swans and Blankets*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# *guinea fowl and quilts*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# *eiders and eiderdowns*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# *tits and muff*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Yes.
I work about 50 hours a week, depending.

I'd love to know what your point is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# *isn't let down*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# 300 years ago, you'd have been front row for the beheadings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I often smoke int mornins
and im on the dole

WHAT OF IT???
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Rik'em-Rak'em-Rok'em-Rax
Take his head off with your axe!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# if i worked 50 hours a week
i'd smoke fuckloads
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I think Mary Whitehouse might have a problem with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# she can get her own weed
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Just because if you smoke at eight in the morning
it fucked up my working spirit, during my life between 15 till 24 I smoked complete fields of the stuff. It's ace, but also very demotivating.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Well you're obviously just not as good as handling it as I am, then.
sucks to be you.


Moving on... I'm going for a cigarette. Try and keep yourself calm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Meh, don't be such a meanie miss Period.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Don't be so patronising.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I'm not
I was just wondering, and much to tired today to seek conflict with such a lovely lady filled with doom and drugged up rage ;).

Hugs and kisses
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Alright then, *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# hello schweetums
just popped in to see what the craic is.

How's yer craic? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Ouchy, I lifted heavy things
and I've sprained it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# That's not good.
No chivalrous large men to help you out there?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Aye, but I've still managed it....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# No, I believe she asked you *not* to be patronising.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# i read that as
piss period...mah!
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Haha
morning miss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Sup mah nizzle?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Blee, I'm ouchie and hungry. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Not too shabby
Finally getting rid of this awful tiredness that's been haunting me for over a week now. Couldn't get myself to do anything creative or work related. It's not completely gone, but I've seen much improvement these last two days ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ten years ago i never went to work without hitting the bong in the morning.
one day (in 2 1/2 years) i wasn't stoned when i got to work.
my workmates asked me if i was alright... :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# haha
my first period with my current girlfriend I was an intern at a major publisher. Went out clubbing & smoking till 6 a clock, came home at 7. Got up at 8 and got in the office at 9.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# :D
When I was a teenage tearaway me and some friends were exploring some bomb craters on the south downs, one of them we came to was a pain in the arse to get into, but at the centre of it there were about 10 canabis plants
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# german weedbombs?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# They were british bombs actually
If I remember history lessons the british bombers used to drop any remaining munitions on the south downs before they landed.

Using google maps makes them so much easier to spot than walking miles through fields :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# :D nicely found, sir.
I've only ever found money and porn, really....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# My friends had a field day
I've never smoked it though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# found a small bag of weed
in my tent at Glastonbury, which must have been in there from the previous summer :D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Drugs at a music festival!
I'm outraged :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I know
I handed them straight over to the nearest police officer and demanded he arrest me
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# small things that can make your day :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# you looked like gordon brown when you were younger?
wow. :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# winning comment of the day
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
#

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Light it up mon!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I'd want a spliff after I'd done a shit that big
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# *snot bubble of joy*
Heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Are you a cow?
Eating grass will make your shit look green...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# still got none :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# hahahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Lols!
The politicians are going to drop a tab later on and head off into Essex to "have it large", I believe.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# TEE HOO!
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# \o/
Huzzah for the chavs!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# haha
nicely done.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# course for David it was a gateway drug
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Back with another one of those
cock rockin' beats!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Slamming the beat with my lefty
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Woo

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# And now gentlemen, it's time for you to rub the plank
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# wacom practice....is a bitch
i'm going to have a double cuppa coffee who want some?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# if you're making one
have you got any hazelnut syrup?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Sorry the only thing that taste like nuts is my hairy sack of sea-men
...I could hang it in for a couple of minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I'll pass thanks
just stir it with your cock as usual
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Ah the taste of cream and cheese
Cumming right up
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# *eyes suspiciously*
we only serve coffee flavoured coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I like hazelnut syrup
it's good in a three shot americano. Little dash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# vanilla syrup ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Nah, I always prefer the hazelnut one
or coconut.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I just collected two big bags of hazelnut coffee on the way to work
The smell!
I might need to sneak home early
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# you might get followed by coffee zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# will return
with flasks full of the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# heathen.
the finger nails on my right hand grow at twice the speed of those on my left.
weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Be nice to me, I've sprained my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# depends on how you sprained your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# get thee some frangelico
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# haha
animate this
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# what about whiskey
or amaretto?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# French & Irish Coffeee ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# amaretto coffee? good grief....
irish coffee is nice in winter but I prefer using brandy to whiskey
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# did gin-tea once
fancied an Irish Coffee, but had ran out of coffee, and whiskey so we improvised
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I say once
it was this morning. And when I say tea, I really mean tequila. And when I say gin, really it was crystal meth
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ... Is shit. Give it up
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# what actually is Cock Tuesday?
why do I have the feeling I've got those words in the wrong order?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# A Wormulus invention
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Wor.mu.lus
the cockulicious bookmarking poster
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Love it, hate it
love to hate it

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# 4 eltons on a cock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# and Gandhi in the ashtray
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Obladi obla da life goes on YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# are worth two in the bush
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# *chortles*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Not a cock in sight...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# *SPANG* lols
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I'm really in two minds about this film
terminator 3 is still raping my childhood as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# T2 FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Exactly.
Should have stopped there. A terminator is supposed to make you dread them being on screen, NOT make you go, "LOL he's wearing star shaped glasses!!111one ROFFLE!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# "It absolutely will not stop, ever, until...it's dragged out to its 18th sequel and voiced by Chris Rock"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# "Say whaaaaaat?"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# "Sarah Connor...I'm programmed to protect you"
"Damn nigger! You're SUPPOSED to protect me, dumbass!"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I never watched T3
and I probably never will
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# It's the end of the start of the beginning
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# this makes my brain hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# is that the rise of the machines one?
I haven't seen that yet

or ET
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I hated T3 when I saw it at the flicks
but when i watched it again on telly I quite enjoyed it.

As a sequel (that no one asked for) to a sequel it's not bad.
It's better than I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer.

T4 does not excite me apart from seeing Bale kick arse
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# and that's just on the lighting guy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# And the end of T3 is brilliant
true nihilistic inevitability. one of the best bits of the series
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I will conceed this
the inevitability of it all was very well portrayed.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# *cough*Star Trek*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# the game looks quite good
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Enter the Rabbi
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# My car isn't a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# ..just you wait...
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# mine isn't either
... it's started making strange noises which I can't explain, but aside from that I LUV MY CAR
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# What sort of strange noises?
And can you say what area they are from?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# the turbo has developed
a very pronounced whistle when you let your foot off the accelerator
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I have no idea with forced induction engines I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# thanks anyway
I'm hoping that it will run forever
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I assume it only whistles if the turbo has started spinning
If that's the case it's probably just the release valve and I wouldn't worry about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# do you drive confidently while you're inside it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Mate of mine
borrowed a 4x4 for a weekend and said it was great because everyone assummed he was a cunt already so he could drive like one anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# ^haha Clicks hard!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# its seeing your missus behind your back
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Don't have one
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# giving her a 'fuel injection' is it !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# nah its all torque
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# BA DUM TISHHHH !!
He's here all week folks !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# is Bruce Lee's stomach
sponsored by Windows?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# no he designed them on 'the pearly gates'
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# oy vey
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] If celebrity chefs used Twitter...


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(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# ZOMG!
Even parts of Stephen Fry's ananomy are twittering now!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# My cock has its own gmail account
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# . . .
it's quite a small account


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
#
with only a small attachment which has a virus
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# hoho
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# hihi
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I'm the laughing gnome and you can't catch me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
#
only takes a few seconds to leave a deposit in her inbox
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# she gets a lot of spunkmail
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# coffee-screen-incident
:|
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# ONE MAN
ONE CUP
ONE SCREEN
A WELL TIMED JOKE



IN CINEMA'S FIVE SEPT 2012
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# blockbuster material
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# it's not even the funniest film about a goat this decade
FUCK OFF YOU PREVIOUSLY HELD HIGH IN MY ESTIMATION SHIT ADVERT MAKING TWAT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# ^this^
Though the tile of the film did make me giggle the first time I saw it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# You're awfully well informed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Ho ho ho
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# My anus gets Gazzed a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Total, utter failfuck.
Of course, the sweary chef is GORDON FUCKING RAMSEY!
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
# you've failed your own image?
I'm now trying to decide which of your tourettes or your schizophrenia is the more unsettling
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# WORRY ABOUT ME NEXT, STEVE!
STEVE!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# STOP FOLLOWING ME AT NIGHT, BARRY
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# during the day is okay then?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I'll even hold his hand during the day
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# one more day
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
# fingers crossed the next challenge is My Space or Bebo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Picked a good week to fuck off, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# is that the Glasgow Necropolis?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Yeah
Very nice it was too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# bloody spooky place that :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Saw my first Buckfast bottle about there
Two guys walking through. *hides camera*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# haha, it's not the best place to be at night...
tramps n junkies sleep in some of the crypts :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# They love it
Kelvingrove & Hunterian were amazing too. Nothing like climbing the
Cobbler soaked to the skin unable to see where you're going though.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Unless you have a penchant
for being stabbed, buggery and snogging jakeys!
(kuntybawz, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I'd be happy if the compo were
'repost your sock pictures' C]:0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# na that would be shit..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# ROMANI ITE COIERE
/caledonia
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# *goes the house*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# *belated gleee*
gleeeeeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Forever
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# nope still nothing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Still one more day too many...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Ball or Aerosol?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Just for under my arms, thanks
/swedish
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I can't believe 's not funnier?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# *walks into a door*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# *foc*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Oh go on then...
once more, with feeling...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah!!
Free Image Hosting
(zeebo, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# hang on, let me find my specs....
there we go, now then WHAAAAA??
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
# *tumbleweed*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Tuesday!
Hello new person. Please read our twat off. Cheers.

'ningles all. Well almost all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# You made me laugh
:( bad man
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I am sorry.
It won't happen again.

Also why is there a cornish pasty on the grass?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# It's ok, thanks for the apology!
I don't think it's a pasty; the cat might have been making room for le cock.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# They're going to put a chicken in the box too?
Surely the RSPCA should be notified!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
# ^ What she said!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# nice rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# That's what your mum said
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# lol
'ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
# I sense a unbalance in the /board
FAQ OFF

edit: and what the hell does this have to do with the compo?
You sir are an Arsepigeon!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# ARSEPIGEONS!
hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Pigeons in flight......
ARSEPIGEON GENIOSITY
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# sings
Arsepigeons in flight
Afternoon delight


Listen
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# ahhhh, tuesdays......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Yiff yiff meow GRRRrrrrrRrrRR!
woo!

This has my vote. If we all vote for this, perhaps it will end on the frontpage. The next step is CHINA.

/edit: you have just been disqualified for the FP, as it's not only dimensionally large, but also as fat as your mums ankles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# It still made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# new wallpaper!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Haha, this is good
a tad on the large side though, guides for file size etc on faq...
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# size
sorry all.. I use the image upload thingy but it didn't work today so pasted the link. I blame b3ta.. fix the gay lazy upload bit and it won't happen again.

Looking at it now a screen grab would have been better...
(zeebo, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:04, archived)
# i just dont know
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:10, archived)
# i think a door looks like a hiddensex thing
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:13, archived)
# hmmmm hidden sexytime in the 'ning
ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Where is the handle
doorhandle for opening door to reveal rumpypumpy goings-on and such
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:16, archived)
# it's totally not gay if a door swings both ways
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:18, archived)
# ok hey b3ta i might be here tomorrow but if not maybe you can survive for two weeks without me
i fucking hope so
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:19, archived)
# 2wks NO!
Do not go gronky

Do not go
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:24, archived)
# Take care gronkpan
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:24, archived)
# meth is hard to make.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:28, archived)
# where the fuck you going??????
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:47, archived)
# TWOOOOOO WEEEEKKSSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:24, archived)
# It's going to be hard
Why do you have to leave us?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
# GUESS WHO IS COMING TO DINNER?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:26, archived)
# Carry on Girls
unless I'm very much mistaken

nings board!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:22, archived)
# nings JS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Good morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Rik?

Good morning teh board!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:29, archived)
# morning mr mediocre
I have had the 3rd instalment in my series of BAD NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Oh dear :(

What kind of bad news?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:45, archived)
# I heard Toploader are re-forming
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# *plays Vienna card*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Mornin'
My blouse is indeed smashing, but it has stains of last night's egg dinner on it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
# As long as it's smashing, I think you're fine

I'm wearing Tom O'Bedlam's Gone Fission shirt today. Even without a blouse, I'm outblousing everyone in the office today.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Today's ambition:
to use the verb "outblouse" in normal everyday speech. This must happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Do it!

HARD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# 'ning-aling b3ta
I only wear blouses at weekends, as well as skirts and girly underthings
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
# hahahah, wtf?
ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:33, archived)
# ningles sah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:41, archived)
# *doffs cap* nings, my good fellow!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:45, archived)
# you well?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
# I think so; hold on, I'll ask
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
# You
so and so!
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:02, archived)
# sometimes casper done shitin my grave so i gots to be more careful
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:10, archived)
# casper is dead
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:13, archived)
# do you think people can still have an influence after they dies
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:16, archived)
# i think that after you die you shit your pants
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:25, archived)
# THIS IS TRUE
 
WELL, THIS IS TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:31, archived)
# too damn bloody smiley for a ghost
everybody knows ghosts have a mouth like this O
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:14, archived)
# Only the blow-up ones
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:21, archived)
# You have experience of blow-up ghosts?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:25, archived)
# I met myself in a dream, everything was alright
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:26, archived)
# DEEEEEESSSSSSTRRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY
 
ANNNARRRRCHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:29, archived)
# I AM SO PUNK!!!!!!!!
PUNKS IS NOT DEAD!!!!!!!
BUT IT SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:35, archived)
# he has cancer of the rape gland
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:32, archived)
# This is what a rapey murderist looks like
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:07, archived)
#
hey this is pretty damn wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:09, archived)
# WHY YES, I WILL BE YOUR VALENTINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:28, archived)
# Gohsts!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:36, archived)
# We are the music makers
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:55, archived)
# everyone needs an ambient bosom for a pillow
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:56, archived)
# We are the dreamers of norks
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:57, archived)
# gorden freemant
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:26, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:15, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Doc, thank God you're here.
Give us a picture, I think we're dying.

*EDIT* Like I say at work, "Any old crap'll do."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:28, archived)
# awfully quiet, what?
 
I do not know what colours are in my picture because they don't display properly on this monitor
and I can't be bothered finding out how to fix that

I TOOK THE REST OF THE DAY OFF SICK BECAUSE I AM SICK
HAVING MY MEDICINE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:33, archived)
# I'd say sparky things about your picture to make your condition better. Or worse.
But it's redexing (b3ta-hosted, I guess), Rapa. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:35, archived)
# maybe I can remember a b3tards password.
 
going to a show later but tomorrow I will fucking stay in bed
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:40, archived)
# these guys
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1umzG2UVliA

beardy emo country rock but it should be a good show
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:49, archived)
# Just eliminate the 'emo',
and I'd concur with that prognosis.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:53, archived)
# wikipedia says "indie folk".
 
WHAT YOU CALL IT, GARAGE?
WHAT YOU CALL IT, TWO STEP?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:03, archived)
# Some call it seedcore
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:06, archived)
# ahhahhah
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:10, archived)
# TELL US WOT U CALL IT THEN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO2WZYoW9PQ
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:07, archived)
# Heh!
We know music is music.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:14, archived)
# I love all music, even the music I love to hate.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:30, archived)
# GENRE NAZI
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:20, archived)
# they're in welly tomorrow
i've been mulling
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:55, archived)
# missed them last time they were here
ittybittykitty is crazy about them and after having a good listen I was convinced.
www.okkervilriver.com/

The Stage Names is my favourite album so far, albeit the most rock/pop

I would say go see them.
however I have NOT been persuaded to fly down for the Wellington show AS WELL
however much I may be ASKED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:03, archived)
# oh, please mister bunnyman
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:06, archived)
# heh
 
still gutted about missing Throwing Muses in January - would've come up for that.

I need to look at undertheradar more than just mukuna
damn
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:09, archived)
# undertheradar seems to be the thing
saw dylan moran last night too which i heartily recommend
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:33, archived)
# yes
 
we have tickets for Heath Franklin as Chopper but there are several good comics over this year.

USUALLY IT IS ALL FUCKING SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:34, archived)
# it will be a bit like this I think
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG9xE4IVkGs
hope they do this song

yes, that is a fucking trumpet in the back
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:27, archived)
# HAPPY MEDICING
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:37, archived)
# HUFFIN AND PUFFIN
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:39, archived)
# I see this, and it's fucking marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:42, archived)
# RABBIT : CEASE YOUR SCREENWATCHING
IT IS MAKING YOUR BRAIN SWIRL OUT OF YOUR CRANIUM LIKE SOME KIND OF MINDVALVE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:44, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:55, archived)
# FWIP FWIP FWIP FWIP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:04, archived)
# OKAY INTO THE VODKA NOW
 
TOMATO JUICE IS HEALTHY, RIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:14, archived)
# PRETEND IT IS THE BLOOD SEEPING FROM UNDERAGE GOAT'S HYMEN
FULL OF VITAMIN J
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:22, archived)
# CRAP WHICH WILL DO

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:36, archived)
# ahhhhahhahhahh!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:37, archived)
# b3ta-hosted too, which is why I'm not responding directly to your pix, either.
Again, my apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:38, archived)
# You're not missing much
just so you don't feel left out :

i156.photobucket.com/albums/t38/Nifty_2007/IckeBongoPandaEye.gif

i156.photobucket.com/albums/t38/Nifty_2007/HueyLewis.gif

Really, you needn't bother
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:42, archived)
# Jeeeeeeeeesus.
Creationists, start your re-education here!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:44, archived)
# HIP TO BE SQUARE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:44, archived)
# HERE IS A PEEEEEEEEEEG


(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:30, archived)
# I DO NOT KNOW, BUT IT IS SOMEWHERE IN THE DESERT
 
THAT IS A GOODPIG
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:31, archived)
# YOUR PIGBAT IS LOVELY
HAVE YOU MORE?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:32, archived)
# ALAS
 
IT IS THE ONLY ONE
THE LAST
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:34, archived)
# WE MUST BREED
PIGBAT VS GOODPIG

I THINK IT MIGHT WORK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:35, archived)
# somebody else drew this peeeeeeeeeeeg
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:17, archived)
# Ha! I see it at last. Pretty Polly.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:48, archived)
# Is that a used condom on his tail?
I think he's been gettin some
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:56, archived)
# OH RAPITINUI
I WASN'T HERE TO WITNESS THIS MURDER

I WAS DRINKING WITH KEBAB AND BARGEARSE AND THERE WAS A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE CAR ACCIDENT JUST AFTER BARGEARSE LEFT

THE ONLY PHOTO WAS OF THE CRASH SCENE TWO HOURS LATER

I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE PHOTOS OF HORRIBLEDEATHSCENE so i waited until after and also we didn't feel the need to photograph each other while we had a funchat
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:13, archived)
# BLOOD
you saw it gushing on the tarmac

tell me and give me your photographs

I can help you recover
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 7:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# paintball mind powers confirmed


a reply to this which took way too long and references this, dammit, someone needs to slow down time for me :/
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
# paintball?!?
...but i have so much fun getting shot in the nuts by someone hiding behind a tree 50M away
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Give me £50 and I'll do it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:48, archived)
# I only had to pay 30 to get my son to do it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
# but that's fine, I got him right in the gut,, and in the arm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Ok then £29
I AM THE HAGGLEMISTRESS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
# £28
for the backs of both knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Deal, but only if I can call you Daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Done, mummy.
Now turn over.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:17, archived)
# Wow
you really are.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:05, archived)
# It must be the Arab in me
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Well tell him to get out then.
The swarthy eastern bastard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:23, archived)
# I'll set 'em up
You knock 'em down

*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:26, archived)
# give me a forest full of b3tans
and immunity and I'll show them all the wrong end of any number of nice 9mm head-ticklers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:03, archived)
# That's a very intricate euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Give you a fair fight, however, and...?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:18, archived)
# What would you consider fair
given my military background?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:40, archived)
# How about...
As you said above, but without the immunity (although I dunno whether you meant legal, diplomatic [ha!], physical or what)?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:44, archived)
# I say giant medieval broadswords daubed in paint.
Paintblading you could call it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:48, archived)
# I like that.
can I use a Katana?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:50, archived)
# Why, are you gay or something?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:59, archived)
# possibly.
Swinging a field sword is hard work. A katana and wakizashi combination is much more effective.

But mainly because the only broadsword I have is in the loft and i can see 2 katanas from where I'm sat.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:06, archived)
# I just meant don't shout at me if I
were to accidentally shoot 4 or 10 people ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Every time they have these grisly mass-murders in schools somewhere in the world,
the news refers to posts like yours as something like "chilling warnings the authorities failed to take notice of until it was too late."

Lay down your arms, Pasa!

Do some funny pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:53, archived)
# bah. Guns don't kill people.
I do. And then only from 5 miles under orders. ;)

I don't have many guns left ( due to pressures from the mrs over the last 4 years ).
The only live firers I have left are my shotguns and my Browning Inglis sidearm which I'm not supposed to have but most gunnery commanders i know managed to keep hold of.

I collected militaria because of a fascination with the engineering. No harm in that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:58, archived)
# another chilling warning the authorities failed to take notice of until it was too late
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:11, archived)
# *keeps imaginary kids from going to school*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:16, archived)
# I'm not likely to be going near any schools
and my son, who is learning to shoot with a 20 gauge, will be going to school in Dover at the Duke of York so I think your future progeny will be safe.

Society can't decide to only have soldiers when it suits them. You either have a standing army or not and if you do have one ten you can't complain about them when you have nobody left for them to kill or you have decided they are too old for the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Hang on a sec.
It sounds like you are (or have been) a respectable career soldier.

So why do you spend your time sitting at your computer at 4am on a 'funny pictures' website, threatening to kill people and telling random strangers you'll never meet how hard you are? Especially if you've got a child to raise?

Why bother? I don't understand at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:29, archived)
# It isn't any different to a successful ex-civil engineer telling strangers how to build a bridge
When you reach 40 you feel a need to tell the world your past glories.

I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:34, archived)
# I'm retired, bored and probably alcoholic.
my wife works in London weekdays and my mother takes care of the majority of my son's needs whilst she is away.
I entertain myself on sites such as b3ta. Some nights I drink too much and stay up far too late talking bollocks with strangers because I don't sleep well. But I have always been very open about that.
I disappear when we can take the boat out but she's going to be in dry dock for most of this season so I am doubly bored.

Lots of people have odd lives. Just because they don't appear normal to others does not make them any less of a life.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:36, archived)
# Nice one. Ta for the honest response.
(It'd be nice for all if you could cut down on the threats, though. Shoot some pigeons or bats instead, perhaps?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Ah I did not mean to be seen to threaten anyone.
I was just trying to have a laugh as usual. People take me too literally ( which drives me mad )
I'm not so childish as to threaten people on the internet. It's a pointless excercise.
If I have an issue with someone I'll attempt to deal with it in private and give them the opportunity to meet me.
The bash could turn out to be fun.

Edit:// oh and I've not fired a gun in over 18 months which is more evidence of my lethargy because I used to do a 60 bird ( skeet ) shoot every Sunday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:44, archived)
# Some of the younger ones (not at this time of night) are/have been genuinely afraid of you, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Then they are fools.
Unless of course they turn up in my driveway at stupid o' clock in the morning without an invitation.
I'm just a normal bloke who's a product of the military.

( Yes, I am quite bitter about the army these days )

Anyway. I'm done. Time for bed and a movie because I meant it when I said I don't sleep well.

edit:// I'm not as bad as I used to be ;)
www.flickr.com/photos/zootcadillac/sets/919487/?photo_deleted=41942002
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:56, archived)
# OH YOU'RE SO MANLY
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Awww,
yr a big ol' teddy bear, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Haha, yeah, killing people, it was cool for awhile.
Yeah I just keep guns around, they're just kind of neat I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:36, archived)
# They allow Americans on b3ta now?
It'll be the death of us
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:41, archived)
# Just go ahead and blame America.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Nope, I blame the wheel
or maybe fire, I always get them mixed up
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Well, that explains my confusing gas bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:33, archived)
# Guns: Not really that scary
once you stop imagining all-sorts about them and actually just pick one up.



(base image by HappyToast)
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:54, archived)
# It isn't guns I find scary
just the untrained fuckwits in this country who are able to pick them up
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:27, archived)
# True
but they can be scary enough without guns.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:32, archived)
# true nuff dat fo shizzle
In a country where glasses are made of plastic, I fear for my Father's chrysanthemums
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:48, archived)
# ahhhhahhhah shit
 
seriously? That's crazy. Might as well ban video games.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
# you are right you should
video games are bad

they killed owen wilson
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:57, archived)
# Goodnight sweet prince.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 May 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Curious
and eery.
I just love his shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
# You just want to steal his ankles
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Aha!
I ran out.
Ironically.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:47, archived)
# "anything i cut off, you put in the bucket ..."
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:05, archived)
# twitter dot com
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:33, archived)
# DANNY DYER'S FANNY PLIERS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:41, archived)
# what the hell is that
and why doesn't Firefox3 pause gifs when I hold the mouse button on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
# just press ESC
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# that stops them, not pauses :/
although in this case, I'd probably want to stop it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# If you value your soul,
you might want to try CTRL+ALT+DEL twice.

It's saved me a few times as a last resort.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# lololollol
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:55, archived)
# You're still running WIndows 98
EDIT::
7000th post edited for BRN compliance
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
# ....and THAT was my 7000th post :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Double woo
I've plenty to spare
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:59, archived)
# ... but i wanted it to be special
**sulks**
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:00, archived)
# You can still get 'em out if you want to.
It's just drunks, Aussies and American children here at this time of day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Tsch!
I am only one of those things. I will send you a deadgehog for figuring out which.

NB: This may or may not be a trick question.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Aussie.
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Haha!
Smooth.
You win this round!
*notices clock... 2.15am*
Bollocks...
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Another drunk Aussie in this country!
Hey, stop stealing my flaky ex-girfriends' bar jobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:18, archived)
# If I was an Aussie...
... could I do this?

*stands on head and becomes incredibly dizzy*
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Ah.
You've seen Woody Allen's 'Sleeper'.

Which means you may not be an Aussie after all, merely a media student of some kind who pretends to be 'studying film'.

(They don't call me Sherlock for nuttin')
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Then tell me what they DON'T call you
aha!

*licks finger*

I haven't actually seen that... but based on this I think I'm Woody Allen. I take it I'm missing out?
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
# OK, what they don't call me is 'Sherlock'.
Out of all his films, it's the one that best balances 'funny' and 'good', in my opinion.

I'd recommend it unreservedly. It's a great place to start.

eg: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfrShu_Lp2A&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Well, I'm aversed with the Woody
*snorts*

but I just haven't seen it about.
I think I started with Manhattan and Everything you wanted to know...

I'll look it up.

Many spanks.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Manhattan has one of the great funny lines.
(Woody in art gallery, sees sexy, gothy girl, gets talking)

WOODY: What're you doing Saturday night?

SEXY GOTHY GIRL: Committing suicide.

WOODY: How about Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Genuinely fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Now kindly explain what the word 'aversed' means.
If you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:58, archived)
# As in "well-versed"
To be familiar with.
Unless...
Ah.
A trick question for the Aussie, eh?
Well, I'll let the whole of Manchester know about you and yer schemes!

Yes, it was a typo. Sue me. Please. I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Show us yer cock mister
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
# For a shilling
Anything else will require a tip.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Thruppence and not a farthing more
It it I who requires a tip FNAAAAR
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:12, archived)
# mark e smith managed to miss that rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Bleat your own sister
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Only in my soul.
*but starts worrying, nevertheless*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:59, archived)
# NO >:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# WHY NOT? <:¬¦
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Ok...
I got a testicle, a baby and something sticky.
Is it wrong that I'm attracted to each?
I'm surprisingly entraced by it...
*donates legs to Nutmeat*

EDIT: There's a bat? A BAT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
# MOLLUSC
thanks for legs, can do things with them
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:50, archived)
# and a stuffed fruitbat
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:01, archived)
# How about an ankle
and a sack full of sacks?
I need my legs to walk and such.
I should never have placed such an offer if I couldn't redeem it.
*brainhurt*
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:01, archived)
# 2 ankles or I sue you for breach of contract
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
# ...
...done.
But I get a pound of mince in return.
And not the meaty type.
I want the spiced type.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I have 375g of textured soya protein chunks and some chilli powder
That's the best I can offer
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Now..
would you settle for an empty bottle of Jagermeister and a third of an Alesis drum machine? Failing that, you can choose to take the wick from a 130 year old prototype Zippo, or a handful of neutrons.
Take your pick.
But choose wisely, because one of these might be fake.

...

Fuck, just give me the soya protein and we'll call it quits.
Pinky swear?
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Pinky swear.
Although I'd quite like your third of the Alesis if it's an SR-16
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
# It is, actually.
But I get the other 2/3.
You can take the left channel output.
I get the MIDI.
But together, we get RHYTHM

*raves silently to self*

EDIT: Nice sound out of it, but it's a wee but overrated. Give me a 606 anyday. But back to the reality of rapid gifs...
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:17, archived)
# OOOONTZ OOOONTZ OOOONTZ OOOONTZ
I DEMAND FULL CONTROL OF COWBELL
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
# In return for 375g of textured soya protein chunks and some chilli powder...
And so the cycle continues
:D
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Just give me your legs and be done with it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Deal
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
# AHA!
I am the Haggle Mistress.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:43, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:44, archived)
# HIT THAT I-POD
rhythmically
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:13, archived)
# :D


Good times with epilepsy!
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
# I'd love to know what kind of watch the Pope wears
Catholicism sponsored by Accurist
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# *adblocks own image*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
# you've killed everyone
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:25, archived)
# with a shitcock
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
# PUMP IT!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
# PUMPity PUMP

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
# wow
just

wow
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:47, archived)
# ITS WINKING AT ME >:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:15, archived)
# arsepigeons?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# FEATHERY ANAL VERMIN
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Why the unhappy face?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# LAIN WASTE BY A SAUSAGE TIGER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# SPICYTIGARSAUSAGE
THE MEAT WITH A BITE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:17, archived)
# IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
# A PUNE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Fed on canned thurpage . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:17, archived)
# THE COW IN THE MEADOW GOES MOO, THE COW IN THE MEADOW GOES MOO,
THEN THE FARMER HITS HIM ON THE HEAD AND CHOPS HIM UP
AND THAT'S HOW WE GET HAMBURGERS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:17, archived)
# ENTERTAINING *AND* EDUCATIONAL
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
# I DO TRY
To quote friends
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
# cat butt
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
# YO
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
# YAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
# WARNING: CAT BUTT/CARPET INTERACTION
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:24, archived)
# DOES IT HAVE TITS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
# I dont know ttastter drewed it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:27, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Im out :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
# WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
# It's the inside of JollyJack's mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:31, archived)
# BANAN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:28, archived)
# bababa

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
# BA BA BARAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:24, archived)
# best version EVER
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d6mj7PG9qA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:29, archived)
# peanut butter jelly time?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 12 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
# :D
i like how it has a caption, like some kind of poncy newspaper cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
# arr dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Party Cat!
dear god no!!!
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
# wheeee
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# See Life !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Wooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
# he comes?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:15, archived)
# :)
That's very sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:15, archived)
# It makes a bit less sense than a plant
thanks for the tip.

fullsize and code here
www.contextfreeart.org/gallery/view.php?id=1828
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
# :>
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Eeeeehehehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:22, archived)
# YES
 
just had a look at the site
you and mofaha are already the best I've seen in the gallery so far
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Something something something new design something something
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# It's a bit low poly. Is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 12 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Nope...
...I just made it because I can!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
# (something about salaries and making tea)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Je ne comprend
PAS!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# long ago
www.b3ta.com/board/4196501/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# haha
good times
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# when b3ta was fun
can't find the bit he said he got paid 32k a year to me though :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
# There were less flames in the server room back then
and Robs hair was a prettier orange.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I miss horse is an alien.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Hahah, I love that the guy blankly refused to admit that it was clearly the default teapot model.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Just imagine how fast low-poly stuff can MOVE these days...
and be sure to lock yr doors and windows when you go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# ai ai ai
la catastrophe de naranjas
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Ay yi yi! Mi estómago!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# *buys chocolate*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# OUT OF TUNA !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# i'm a bit monged and this is fucking freaking
HURRAH AND GOOD EVENING B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# ningoogles!
hello
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# HEYYYYY!
'punches jukebox'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# *jumps a shark*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# 'spring chickens'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# uwAAAAAAAAHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# PLEASE REMOVE THAT WHICH YOU HAVE PLACED IN MY CATASS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# OH
MY
GOD!
D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# What!! What have you done to this horse!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# You should see the lil' bastad when it's NOT laughing at the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Fluffeh
Noice
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# boingy boingy boingy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Moffie, did you do the 'star trek lens flare progression' image? If so, do you have a link please?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9434059

/"liked" it :)
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# great minds.....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# i saw it
there were only a couple of occasions where i thought it was overdone even though i had forewarning and was on the lookout for it
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
# WAIT!!!
so the images I've clicked 'i like' I can track back down!! I could have done that with Moffie's.

I never knew that. Cool!!


/slow bastard
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# o0 i've "liked" 7000 pictures :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Your profile is my favourite because I know I am only a few clicks away from the Extreme Horses challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I still think
Rocket propelled animals should be the next compo :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# THIS
hard
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Arf, that's the only reason I do click images.
It's a sort of personal stuff that makes me laugh archive.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Somehow all of my "I like this" clicks turn up in my Outlook inbox
Great, but I wish I knew how this happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
# That's nothing
every morning when I get up I find that all of my favourites from that day have been tattooed on my body in the night.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/tatfave
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# now THAT's talent!


nice loopage
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# it takes years of training to reach this stage of boingy boinginess
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# POST THE ORANGE RABBIT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT POST IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Wing to ear support cables.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# how else would you steer?
www.pown.it/3110?r=635606 dun dun dun dun *raspberries*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Double cockguns
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:16, archived)
# BOINGETH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Your spacehopper is broken.
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Boing Splat . . .
Boing Splat . . . Boing Splat . . . Boing Splat . . . Boing Splat . . . Boing Splat . . . Boing Splat . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# boingy boingy boingy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# thoink!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# I like to think this gif started with his head being repelled by the ball, and ended with him standing up. To applause.
Clap clap.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Ball Buster !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Now That's What I Call Olympic Spacehopperbutting
Vol.1
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# except it isn't a spacehopper
you twat
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# ...maybe it is...
just the "ears" are rolling parallel to the ground or something?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# ...or perhaps an earless spacehopper
for the flidkids
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
# *imagines*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# hahaha
sproioioing
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# heheh
skills
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Randy Blythe.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Very nice
it came out really well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# This is quite effective.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# :D
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Surf's Up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# nope no idea
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Lamb of God.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I prefer mine from sainsburys
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Tesco value!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Looks like guff to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# OMFG UR SHIT @ MSGBRD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# FK CM HER N SAY THT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# FCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# wht?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# frt
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# butt-guffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Don't get me wrong, but at the end of the day, when all's said and done
know what I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Uh...what?
x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# yewgorrit
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Sureeee.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# he looks both randy and blithe
success!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

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