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# My mind wanders when I watch cooking shows...
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Mmmm...
Captain Butter FTW
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# You knows it.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# My mind wanders to nawty places when watching Saturday Kitchen
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# What
Like Holloway Prison?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# why?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# hahahahaha, what the hell is going on there???
madness of the craziest kind
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# <psssst>
look at the filename
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# ok now, hold still.... yeah, just like that.... one second....
*raises a very large fryingpan*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# out of the frying pan
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# and into
another frying pan...
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# good lord! it's you!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Lobster Thermomanador?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# The lobster looks exactly
like Alice Cooper. Exactly.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I see this
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Let the Crustaceans Who Look Like Rock Stars group
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Elton John!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# It's frigging
UNCANNY!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Paul McCartney
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Like he is
IN THE ROOM!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Madonna
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Bwahaha
You darling mental.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Phoar, look at the shears on that
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# That is uncanny
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Girls Aloud (PLUS SOME OF THEIR MANAGEMENT)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Too. Many. Goddamn. Legs.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# SHIT!
Facehugger!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# FACE!
Shithugger!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# HUG!
Shitfacer!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# better than the alternative
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# That hadn't actually occurred until you mentioned it.
God I'm slipping in my old age.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Fiddler crab
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Barbara Streisand and Barry Gibb
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# No way dude, that's clearly Robin.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# she didn't do any duets with Robin
... I don't think
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I have to go outside
and laugh for a while now.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# well
please come back soon lovely person
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# KAte Bush
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I want to rub my penis on this
... where's the button which expresses that?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# they won't listen to me
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# This Alice Cooper?



(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Exactly. Yes.
Ooh pretty.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# where have his claws gone?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Who says they dumb things down for kids?
Actually, I'd watch the news a lot more if it were filled with articles like that...
Oh, wait - that's You've Been Framed isn't it?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# :D


well ain't we just the pair of cross-board whores ;)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D CUNT :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# LOLOLOLROFFLE
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# gah!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# oh yes...
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# :D :D :D
Shopped pics only please!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Mmmm... crab gladiator
my favourite
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha wonderful
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Fry Vs Zoidberg!
:D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# and in other news...
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I iz insecure lmao
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# My mind wanders...
..when i watch the simpsons...

mmmm
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# what the deuce...
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# NSFW
believe it or not
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# now look what you have done!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# oh my, he looks like he's gone insaniaaaaaaa
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# nah, he's just sad
:(
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# he should be happy
:D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Hi Dan
I don't know how they do things in Derry, but round these parts we'd consider that NSFW

thanks for listening!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# He's going to need a lot of cream to get rid of that
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhh.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] It'll work better when more products take it up...

(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# sounds like ztamps to me
woo!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# *googles ztamps*
*feels old and confused*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# i also feel confusion
But they look awesome.
*Invests*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Worryingly, this is entirely plausible.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# 1) Don't give them any ideas
2) Twitterfox for the MFW. Just needs a retweet function

Edit: In other news it's fucking cold in this office! I'm turning blue!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I wish I'd shaken hands with Dani Behr
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Yeah.
I'd like a 'handshake' from Dani Behr too.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
# FP hooray! ;)
excellent work as usual
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I am liking this post
I am writing a response
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Huzzah!
Top work schmonkeon
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# hahhahahahahah!
sadly, I can see this becoming reality in the next year.... scary
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# This sums up why twitter is so pointless
Who gives a shit what someone is up to at any given time? Who wakes up in the morning and thinks, "Wowzers, I wonder if any celebrities are eating tuna right now?!!!!!!!!"

(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# If you follow people who tell you when they're shitting,
you're going to get messages about people shitting... you really only have yourself to blame.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# whooooooosssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
splatter
whooooossshhhhhh
splatter

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh


"My word that was a mighty fine curry - pity about my underpants!"


quack!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# It wont be long before they do that
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# that is genius
and bound to happen
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# That's terrifyingly plausible
And most woo, of course :)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
I like this, lots.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# you might want to patent this!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# brilliant
Brilliant B3ta post. Fast delivery and good communications. Thanks! A++++++

*stock eBay reply*
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# FatherJack
I am congratulating monkeon
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# holy fuck batman
thats probably really easy to code you know, phones can read barcodes on stuff right?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# only 3 wipes?
:D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Indeed.
One up, one down and one to polish.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# this is why i still
love you.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
# hahahahahah :D
:):)
(, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I have no idea why.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# O_o
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Jeru did it!
Pfft!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I want to be an official tv bum photographer too
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# This is confusing
but nicely shopped.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Well that's how TV commissioning works isn't it?
Take an existing format and then give the main character a slight disability/quirk.

Doctor with a gammy leg, policeman with OCD, PI with a box for a head.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Television chef with tourette's.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Marco Pierre Ramsey
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I'm not overly familiar with that French one.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I must admit I like seeing the merkin's reactions to his swears
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# It's all the massive 'macho' chefs they have
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# It's when they cry because Gordon comes in and says their food is shit
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# But he doesn't even swear does he?
I watched a clip of it and he just went: "I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU! DISGUSTED EVEN!"

And the americans were bawling like he'd just shit in their grandmother's grave or something.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# In the first series of Kitchen Nightmares USA he did swear a lot
He got in trouble for it though
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# you can't swear on american tv! it's just wrong!
or fuck

that too

but chaingun a busload of nuns! HAHAHA NUNS!

^__^

god bless america :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I need a shit.
I wish my gran would hurry up and die.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# A high court judge with repressed perversions and homosexuality.
Oh wait...
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# What's all this?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I was just implying that all high court judges are repressed deviants and homosexuals.
Technically it would have been more accurate and obvious if I'd said conservative MP, but there aren't that many dramas about politics.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I thought I was missing a good programme.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Whenever a new Detective show stars now
the first thing I ask is "what's his thing then"
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I'd quite like to see a detective show where the main character is just incredibly boring.
No quirks or social awkwardness, just normal family life to the point of painful tedium.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I have no idea.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I have no idea
I now really hate coldplay
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I can see that I've sort of shot myself in the foot with that one.

Actually I do know why, it's because I have too much time on my hands and parcels delivered regularly. I'd say those are contributing factors.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# pffft...I like this
I'm still waiting for someone to comission this...

(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# That would be one of those shows where they start out with purely marmot based crime
but as the weeks go on they run out of marmot based puns so end up bringing in more obscure and distantly related animals to the point of being tenuous.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Ever shopped something you wished was real?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# and it has rear-wheel steering by the look of it!

WOO!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# the odds of a real version of this existing are very high
:D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Smart Car
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# close enough
:D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Oh shit
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# yes it is
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Haha Tesco value etc.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# the BA Baracus loks good!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I'm fairly certain that driving that through certain neighbourhoods will get your van shot at
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# The shittest A Team van ever
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha they're not trying very hard

Good thing they wrote it on there
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# YES
I'd love to see the Team trying to get in there
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# two in the back
two in the front
Amy in the boot
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# haha
I aint going in no Mini foo! No matter how hard I try!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# mini piss
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I ain't gettin in no mini, foo
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha!
brilliant, JS!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# very nice
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# It's a mini adventure
waiting for that pic to load
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# wha!
it's only 5 Krillion Mega bytes
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# yes, but they involved breasts.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# how many?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha :)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# yay!
if i find myself rolling in cash, i promise you i'll make it happen

one year i was on the london to brighton mini run, and saw a minivan done up as the ghostbusters car. it was a total bodge job (the lights on the top were cardboard) but it still looked awesome
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Yes, yes I have
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I want to see this in action
fucking yes!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# the real version of this probably doesn't look that different
:D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I WANT ONE!
now
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# cool :D
when i was 6 I had an A-team tent as my b-day present.. the tent was the van.. awesome... wheel and everything :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# this?...
www.toyvan.co.uk/ateam28.JPG

that entire site is a bit niche

another: www.stufffromthe80s.co.uk/images/ateam-play-van.jpg

that is shit!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# That A-Team play-tent van thing
was the fucking business back then.

I WISHED I had one.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# !!!! yes.. the second one!!!!
woooooooooow

I used to sit in it playing with my thundercats vehicle and my he-man figure :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# is that you in the picture?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# haha wonderful
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Silly JS, minis are REAL
i know several people who have owned one.


Or is that what they WANT me to think

/catnippp blog
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# explain the trails of minis in the sky tho!!!
explain that using science and CHEMICALS! made from ORPHANS!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Just think about it: no one ever recalls minis being around in the 1940's
And suddenly, they're here.

.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yes
Not as exciting as a DeLorean
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Sizzlin'
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Yum :)
Bindun I think, but woo all the same.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I thought it might have been...
:)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Making me hungry!

(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# PFFFT
Ken Horn
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# hahahhahahahahahahh!
*clicky*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Ta Stevie!
:D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# is it available online
?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# no, freebs, that would be stupid
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# bugger
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# stop making so many good images, i cant click on them all!
*i can, carry on.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Bless you Tefty!
:)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha!
terrible, but in a good way
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# dear god and/or buddha
i have been VERY GOOD today. i have done some decorating, some gardening, negotiated some work, written some unit tests, given away some possessions, walked the dog. basically, i'm asking you why you have not smiled upon the delivery of my PAC code to my house. perhaps you require some other task of me?

shut it god, you know i'm awesome. now get me an android phone
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Your PAC code is eighteen
Someone told me.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# i'm glad it's of age
because somewhere along the line, it's got fucked
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Are you with vodafone?
I had to phone them up in the end to get mine
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# orange, moving to vodafone
i've phoned them to request it, and they said it'd be available in a couple of days. did you manage to get it read out to you over the phone? i might try that
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Orange will definitely not give you yours over the phone
I know them exceedingly well. They will post it to you, and it will take 14 days to arrive.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# nuts
i've even written my first android app and everything, that's how excited i am
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# More fur then meat they are
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# First Post - My Photoshop is weak, but this was lodged in my brain all weekend.


(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I think this would work better if the word "darter" were ever actually used
But good effort.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# you never hear it in the pub
"You'll have to move from there, we've got darter's coming in!"
"FUCK DARTERS!!! RUN!!"

etc
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# exactly it's Dartist
or possibly Dartster
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# or if they french it'd be like Dartierre
or sommat
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Dartagnons?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Sometimes just "fat man with pointy throwy sticks"
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# that's how you'd describe him to the police
in the park

after the event

when he ran away to his 1987 ford escort and escaped after doing his naughty deeds.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# underneath the slide
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# with his "pointy thing"
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# dad?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# daughter?!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I bet it was blue too
they were always blue
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Maybe if he was Canadian
This is dart, eh?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# this is a BAAAAANNNNNDDDDWWAAAAAAAGGGGGOOOOOONNNNN
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# 300 lbs maybe
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# well
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# So my veggie mate is getting a big X-men book for his birthday...
This is what I'm wrapping around the front cover as a decoy.

(translated for you lot, don't you feel special?)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# \o/ this has meat in it, so it's good
afternoon b3ta!

:D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# MEATS!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# mr horribles!
:D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# how the christ are you?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I'm rolling downhill fast like a midget trapped in the back of a burning transit van
so things are pretty much as normal

:D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I haven't had that image in my head since .....
ooh, last night
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I want a van now
I could fill it with midgets

and burn it, then watch as it rolls downhill into the sea :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# you need more Geovanni and Sebastian in your life
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# they look.. intriguing
:D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
#
Giovanni well remembers the difficult recording sessions - "Our fans are such cunts," he recalls, "they expect perfection with everything we do. They forget we hava a dwarf on backing vocals. The creatures, whilst tame, are unreliable. In Albhania we kill them for sport, but our fans insist Tattoo survives. They are idiots. He will die soon and he will die soon at my hands."
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Subtle
Am I allowed back from the naughty corner yet?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# MEAT!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmMEAT!
in fact I had bacon with mince last night

it was slightly overkill to be honest
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha excellent idea :)

Do you have a link to the original as well?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Why yes
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# *subscribes*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# mmmm....
biltong biltong biltong biltong
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# tiddlyt-i-po
is this right?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# yup!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# haha
it looks like the scary priest who hangs around my campus
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# do you attend college in a 1970s Hammer House of Horror movie?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Ooo you've lost your L-plates.
Icon tiem...
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Only if I can pry the wallet from my man's fingers. HAHA!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# your man?
what are you, some kind of gaymosexual?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I do dig men, if that's what you mean
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I think it might be one of those odd people without a willy.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# a girl? on the internet?
don't be so preposterous.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# there's plenty of them, I was looking at pictures of them earlier.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# those are all shopped
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# nah, they are real, just pumped up with silicon innit :)
like big bags of chips :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Can't all live up to expectations.

I'd rather hang out here drawing potentially offensive images and shopping vulgar humor than spend time around a bunch of giggling girls gabbering about gorgeous guys.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# are you sure you're not a 44 year old trucker called Dave?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Sorry, mate
Gotta get your trucker fetish satisfied elsewhere.

(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# We're all truckers named Dave really.
Some of us just haven't accepted it yet.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# That you?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Unfortunately.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# unwise I speak from experience
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# ^ yeah what he said
don't put your picture on b3ta, "things" happen to it :)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# or alternatively, do, it's great fun
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I don't think anyone's managed to abuse my photo yet
mainly because it could be of almost anyone :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Exhibit B, Mstandot not long ago...
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# "Your honour, I had no idea she was a lybian"
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I recall the first time I was shopped it got FP'd
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# *shrug*
It's all a question of humor. I've been watching the boards for numerous years and seen the horrors. Yet I joined. Either I'm brain-dead or couldn't care less. LOL
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# it's just another subtly disguised Dave
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Damn...
GOT to get better with the makeup.... It is SO hard being a drag queen. *sniff*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# *panderfawns*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Well, you're cute so that's a good thing.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Hmm
Lets see what we have under this darkness...
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Ugh.
Much better WITH the darkness, thanks.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# One should not shy away from the light
for you look better IMO
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Think you might be right LOL
Sorry to disappoint ^_^
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# women cause me a lot of problems. I don't like that.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahah
women don't cause you any problems at all

technically...

:)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I hear kebab has ninety nine problems in total, but he doesn't consider a woman to be one of them.
But not in those words.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# he is a mathematician after all, hewill have an exact quantified number of problems
:)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# No, I just know they have a non zero lower bound.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# pendant
:)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# And to think, people were being nice about your images without even knowing that.
Speaks volumes.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Never know with this crowd. Was quite curious, though. Half the time if I don't mention gender no one guesses. I don't think like most women. (I blame my father. A taxidermist with a dark sense of humor. He was of the type to use an antelope carcass for ventriloquism)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# as long as that's all he used it for
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha
category: "Happy Childhood Memories"
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Believe it or not...
One of my happy childhood memories involves dad chasing my sister around with a deer's eyeball. I couldn't breathe by the time she dove under a table to escape.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm sure you'll fit right in here :)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# HaHaHaHa! ^This^
Watch the positive comments multiply now!..
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# no I like my money
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Well?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# It's the only even prime.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# It's a jubilant tapeworm
obviously.

(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# so where are your tits then, space gerbil?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# haha
no matter what angle i draw them at or what shape they are, stumpy front-arms are always mistaken for tits
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# scope the toap on a pope on a rope
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Toap?

(, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I must remember this when I get my vicaring license.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I have one of those
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# You've got an excellent face, too.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# cor!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# That's what I said!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# dual cor
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# hahahahhaha! this series is all kinds of WOO!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# eccentric ecclesiast extends enormous electronic errection
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# DANGER OF ELECTROCUTION: KEEP OUT
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# OH HELL!
That's a MUCH better one!!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahahaha :D
*click*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# :) cheers
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# now do him shitting in the woods :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# THINK OF THE POOR RABBITS AND WHATNOT
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# bwahahahahahaha!
*click* also
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# ta :)
what's happening? board all a bit quiet, post below is 40 mins ago, is there some other place to be?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# twitter
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# fuck
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# (:D
cheers
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahah! *kerlick!*
utterly awesome :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# thanks.
although kerlick sounds a bit like muppet foreplay.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahaha...
You tinkler you :D *Clicketh*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# *tinkles*
cheers
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha

nicely done
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# ta waspy.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# dorty filt.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Pious pope's papal piss pours persistently!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# More Selleck
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Have chips with that!


Alright, I'm off to teach some coworkers a lesson. Speak to y'all later lol.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Cock-slap them, Medi
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# this ^
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Will, have
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Didn't want to waste a new thread with a TOAP
So here's a TOAP of the Pope being a dope something something something ope.

Pope's Jerusalem visit goes all tits

(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# o hai pope ^^
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Are you saying he's a degrout man?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# spang
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Pope on a Rope
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# This gives me a headache, got any acetylSelleckilic acid?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# who comes up with the dang image challenges? fookin morons.
I has an idea....


generic birthday cards with indifferent stares.




oui/non?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# The board can only handle so much indifference

So I'd go with pourquoi?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# i think
its quite funny..muted, comic genius. of course im bi- assed.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# The suggest-an-image-challenge board
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# yes
thanks for pointing that out.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Last greeting card one turned out to be a toapfest.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ^this
no more greeting card compos
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Tom Selleck's let himself go...
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Unf.
Ridiculous amounts of would.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Did you know...
...he turned down Indiana Jones cos he was contracted to do 'Magnum'?
I wonder how mega he would've been by now :)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Mmmmmmm.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# And then there was a TV writers strike
so he could have done it anyway!

what a pisser.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# yeah you would
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# *pats head*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# errrrrrrrrrm? what's been shopped? have you made him older?
and can anyone advise me how to tell someone I don't want to mark any more shitty assignments. (in nice words)?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I don't want to mark any more shitty assignments, PLEASE.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# lol

voorspelbaar
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# thanks.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# sounds rather polite to me
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Tell them I don't want to mark any more shitty assignments
please
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# ok the person I will be emailing has 'There be dragons here' stuck over her door.
I will need work later and I don't wish to offend her.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# "Due to unforeseen commitments to *insert charitable organisation here* I'm afraid I'm going to have to decline the offer of marking any more assignments."
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# It's looking something like this
Dear Sexy First Year Coordinator

Due to my supervisor kicking my arse and making me do work
both his and mine, I won't have time to mark these assignments, and to be perfectly frank, I'd rather slice my scrotum open and then eat my testicles.

Thanks,

K3b,

PS: if you're up for a quicky later, I'm only happy to oblige.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Well, tell her that now's not a good time for you to do any more work, as you have other obligations
but you'd be happy to do more work for her later.

It's simple really.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# *cuts and pastes*
Thanks, for some reason these are always really difficult for me to write.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Just make sure you keep your PS ^
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I have to say I was thinking about it earlier
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Usually I shout 'FUCKING HELL, I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THAT JOB AT MC DONAL:DS"
and FUCK I DON"T WANT TO DO ANY MORE FUCKING CONCEPTING FOR THOSE IGNORANT TWATS
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Oh I don't know - he looks quite dignified
Nice Work indeed Sir Ninj!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Thanks Bilbo!
:D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Its my dad??!?!!?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# woo
superbly.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# "I PITY the fool who don't gimme his clothes, his boots & his motorcycle" (etc.)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# That beard actually makes the cyborg creepier than the whole metal skull with red eyes look
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# ^ that
it's quite disturbing
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Mr T-minator
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Yup, at LAST we find out what the "T" stands for, eh?
:-)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Tureaud
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Robit! Or something like that o_O

(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
hooray for you
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Oh world of win!
:D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# 0_o
Dont cut the red wire, I dont want to die
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# GAH! Second time in 10 minutes
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# eeny meeny miney...BLUE
*snip*
BOOOOOOOM!

I like this :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Frogsplat
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# ooh - that's beautiful
did anyone see the start of the new series of Ideal last night?

It's getting weirder and weirder
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I did and....
Hahahaha
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# hehe
fecking copycat - or copymau5 I should say!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# That electrician freaked me out!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Ignore me
he was the workmate of the chap being crucified in the other flat, them both being christian property maintenance folk working for Mr Rupani
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# FORGTIME
FRORG
FORG
/FORGTIME

Hurrah!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Oh wow
I like them :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# The blue one is my background.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Also:
MAKE FRANCE GIVE ME www.fr.org THEYRE NOT EVEN USING IT FFS :(:(:(
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# "hey frogs,
give we are the lemon that friggin' url, ffs!
kthxbye"


i tried my best.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I know
:(
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Foooooorg!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# forgforgforg
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Amazing picture/s
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# that is seriously awesome!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# WOO

I like this
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# You like it so much that
you just give it a non gif woo! Tut.
;)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# We aren't allowed non gif woos anymore?

Why doesn't anybody ever tell me these things? ;)

Well, here you go
*dusts off a bit*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# No frog ones? tut
Ok ok sorry i'm being a prick face
I LOVE that woo :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Just imagine this saved as a 4 colour gif with 'WOO' written on it
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
#
nerrrrrdy froggggggy
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# that's not bad. not bad at all
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Yay!

(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ARSEMONKEYS!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# ARSEMONKEYS!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] aargh....i've created a monster.......the end


(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# :)
woo!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# awwww tragic
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# hahahahhaha! marvelous :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# At best, unexpected
at worst, magnificent.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Young John simply loved playing trees...
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# preciousssss
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hahahahah, that is brilliant! - looks like Bilbo in Ralph Bakshi's version of LotR
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahaha...
...thanks Stevie :)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# sneak this in...
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# open your miiiind
:)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# GAH!
PISSAGE
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Open your mind... Open your miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind
*shudders*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!
*starts the reactor*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!
*starts the tractor*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# *ploughs*
mmm - I'm earning my cheese and pickle sandwich!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# oh
such a tragedy
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# he looks like he's in an Oasis covers band
woo yay Mr Ninj
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Thanks Twig!
:)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Oasis are a covers band, aren't they?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# they should be covered...
in sacks and thrown into the river
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Argh
Looks like Anne Widdecombe.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Haha that look well creepy

well done
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# woo nicely done
clicks :)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# My first post
Because I don't take pseudo history lightly. All hail our Lemurian overlords !

(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Alles in Ordnung.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# my lady
*bows low*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Sup.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# nice shoes
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Thank you, top shop.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# yeah - I did wonder
well - good show.

Keep up the good work and what not.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Tra, off again xxxx
You take care of your sprained bits, ya hear?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# *cuddle* see you soon pet xxxx
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Danke...
Hauptman WoW !
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# *Obeys*
*clicks as commanded*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# He is staring into my soul :'(
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# you should have sold it
then he wouldn't be able to look at it and you'd be able to play the guitar
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I used to play the guitar
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# did you play it
like you'd sold your soul to the devil?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# No
I sucked
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# from what I know about guitars
you're supposed to strum or pluck or slap or wail... not suck
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# That's where I was going wrong then
Noone ever told me, they just laughed at me :'(
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# keep at it
maybe you're the new Hendrix
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I have that T shirt
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# top shop?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# no man
Milkcrate Athletics
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...
good first L plate of the day!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Can you not see you have insulted the freak?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# If you had a large quiff you could be a doppelganger for someone I knew at college
I doubt you are quite as mad as him though.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# it's good to have something
to aspire to
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# He was quite a talented artist
in one lesson he got bored so drew a rather disturbing picture of captain kirk making a captain's log.

I set it as the desktop background for the entire college.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# So that's why I keep getting punctures, lemurs are overinflating my tyres
...what?

Also: woo! :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# ALL GLORY TO THE PSI LEMUR
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# CANNOT
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# LOOK
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# AWAY
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# This is fucking awesome!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# lemurs are ace
I shall bow to their cuteness
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# YESOK
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I'm sorry, my HypnoToad contract is running for 4 more months

(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# walk until your feet bleed
and then keep walking
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# my stumps hurt

(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# they will do
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# it's sucking my will to live!
also, 'Lemurian' is a very good wonky album
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# hahahahhahaha, that is utterly awesome! *obeys*
welcome to l3ma 'shop a lemur and pull up a lemur. you'll never lemur
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# haha
this made me roffle
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# thanks !
smoochies.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# you're gonna be fine here
welcome etcetra etcetra
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# For some reason, this reminds me of Sid Meyers Alpha Centauri
which is good
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I, for one...
...welcome our new Lemurian overlords.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I love this.
Keeps making me giggle. Genius source and we have an adjective of the week. *click*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I pity the fools

(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# It's funny because they are drinking nucular t lmao
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Speaking of nukes...
my shirt came through too. I think I should have set the design slightly higher upon the chest but other than that I'm very pleased
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# It's very nice
wearing it to work today ;)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# "Milk?"
"No. I'll be black."

ROFL
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# LOL
*applauds*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# What OS do Terminators use?
Hasta be Vista, baby...
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Dear christ...
do you and Dixon moonlight as writers on My Family?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# It's a living...
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I actually like that show
Some eps, anyway.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# it's inexplicably watchable sometimes
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# BOOM
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# you went there... I can't believe it....
ARe you london bound at the end of the month, sir?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I have my fingers crossed, Sir :)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# *happy dances*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Surely such ruthless killing machines
would drink coffee?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I'm a ruthless killing machine until I get my coffee
tea, whilst undeniably pleasant, still leaves me with a hankering for murder
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Tea pwns coffee.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Wow, hand me my arse kicking boots
they're the ones that say "Born To Be Wired"
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Coffee shits in the tea jar when you're out
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# FUCK YOU ALL CUNTS
I like coffee too, as it goes. I'm just being needlessly inflammatory. And tea's free at work. And I'm a cheapskate bastard.

Actually, coffee is free too. It just tastes like ground up bison nutsack.

YES I'VE TASTED IT GROUND UP BISON NUTSACK IT TASTED OF THE FUTURE OF HOT BEVERAGES
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# do they do it in decaf?
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Absolutely not. They do it in 'caf' and 'ultra-caf', whereby a syringe is provided for that ultimate hit.
Better than sex, Rents.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I want your clothes, your boots, and one of those delightful fairycakes you made
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# ROFL
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# John Kipling (Edward Furlong) certainly does make exceedingly good terminatorcakes.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Those parking attendants get everywhere
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# FAKE
no opposing shadows

:)
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
#
shadows chemtrails
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# and/or shitmarks
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# *spang*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# He's standing too close to the yellow line
He'll be sucked onto the tracks by a passing train!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Looks like Google
are mapping roads on the moon now.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *moons StreetView cam*
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Ha ha, brilliant
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# thats my bit of the moon!
BASTARD MOTORWAY HENCHMEN.
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# haha!

(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# That is right smashing, that.
New desktop time!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

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