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# Sorry...


Imagine it's bindun a gazillion times but it got into my mind and I had to get it out.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
# he's clearly a hippie, but a geek, too? i'd never have guessed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Don't worry because half way through he get's turned to the Undead
and has -20 to intellect and movement. Movement become nil when he's faced with the Puzzle Cross.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:48, archived)
# 0_0
i don't even know you any more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:51, archived)
# gothmog!
ugly fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
# O-O I don't even know you anymore ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:01, archived)
# hey, that film was wall-to-wall sexy men in pointy ears and tights
there's no shame in liking that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:07, archived)
# I preferred the none pointy eared one namely Aragorn
but maybe also Haldir was quite fanciable.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Aragorn didn't really roger my hammerstein
it was the teeth, i think. Haldir definitely had something about him, though. that said, i'd probably do Theoden given half a chance!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:51, archived)
# What Would Jesus Be? Chaotic Good?
I'm betting he runs away. Every D&D game I ever played usually descended into an argument when everyone was getting their arses kicked by goblins or kobolds or some shite and one player would always, always run off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Neutral rather than chaotic I think.
And yes - they all either descended into massive flounce-fests, or some of the most flagrant cheating the world has ever known.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# or shouting "Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!"
"Oi Timmy stop throwing those fucking beanbags this is table-top D&D!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:01, archived)
# One of us would always end up far more drunk than the other,
and chaos would inevitably ensue.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Chaotics always ended up winning
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# I summon the almighty powers of intoxication
and loss of balance.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
# now that i understand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Let's see him roll initiative against the Romans.
Aaaaand there's one of the only D&D terms I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Oh yeah everyone feigns ignorance...
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:10, archived)
# i'm feigning nothing
i had no need to resort to D&D during my teen years, i was promiscuous instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Who the fucks promiscuous?
Never heard of him.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
# i'm promiscuous
and so's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Awaits production of sock puppet which will begin to
badger you as to why you were so late getting in last night.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# i was in early, like most nights that i'm not partying
glass of cider and the hairy bikers. nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# I enjoy the hairy bikers I do
They're like my brother (if he had a bike and a knack for cooking).
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# I'd imagine most D&D players would have been too had the opportunity presented itself ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
# most of the D&D players i knew wouldn't know what to do with the opportunity if it landed naked in their laps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Roll a D20 to decide the initiative of course.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:30, archived)
# i'm still not sure what that means
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
# They would make a fumbled attempt at groping your breast, fail and end up groping your armpit instead.
-10 to self respect
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha!
ah, the memories! had one bloke once spend 10 minutes trying to snog my ear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Fab!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# excellent!
...but Satan scores on the rebound!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 2 May 2012, 23:33, archived)
# The South East in drought? What drought?


Noonsall.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Why is it always rain dancing in your pictures?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
# there's water on the dancefloor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha! Oh dear...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Wob wob wob wob wob wob
Nyaaaar! Breeeeeeeeeee! Zzzzzzummm!
Wob wob wob wob wob wob
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha!!
Brill Moley *Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Oh this is good...
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
# arf
very good
click
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 May 2012, 12:38, archived)
# oooooo, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:51, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Oh now that's good
Click 'n woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I hope it's better than that other movie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:07, archived)
# This bloke's disgusting face on about 25% of pics posted here
makes me not want to come back.
(~6, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:10, archived)
# hahahaha
wanna blame someone? blame me, I created the original pic
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# But WHY?
(~6, Wed 2 May 2012, 22:20, archived)
# I wanted to 'fix' it and reconstruct the part of his face obscured by the rowing machine
but it didn't work properly, or rather it did because everyone started using it

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 3 May 2012, 1:12, archived)
# I wish they wouldn't.
It genuinely makes me feel queasy.
(~6, Thu 3 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Alright clay
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha! Poor old Charlie...
Sorry for posting right on top of you... didn't see you there.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:31, archived)
# nae bother ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
# He's going through the gamut of emotions there
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:38, archived)
# she's a slippery wee bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Poor bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:48, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Unleash The..........
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Haha
Imagine if b3ta was big enough for Fear-based Jack-in-the-boxes to have a market.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Now I'm tempted to get a Jack-in-the-box and make a Fear plushie to go inside. :D
Of course, it's very likely this won't happen, as I'm massively shit at textiles...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
# I'd give it a go but I think a Fear would be beyond my capabilities
I am making something for the auction though...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
# i can't see that without thinking of duckman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Good.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Aaaarrrgghh!!!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Aaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:51, archived)
# BU-WAH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Fit as...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Hahaha! Lovely stuff Ninjapotamus!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:10, archived)
# I've had her...
...just after Mictoboy! :)
You well matey?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
# I'm super-dooper thanks. Looking forward to the bank holiday celebrations.
You got plans?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
# "Better than mortal man deserves"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Goes like...

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:20, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Fuck!
please don't share the source :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Google, Google on the Web....

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
# silly monkeon! web doesn't rhyme with all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:31, archived)
# It does in the original German*
* possibly
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:55, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Brilliant, as ever!
as ever!:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Haha very good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Bus drivers. Bless 'em.
They're all mad. I know, I used to be one. ;D
Did this one for my mate Chris who lives in Stoke-On-Trent. He's a love.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:00, archived)
# i'd love to go round the nurburgring
if only i had a car.
and could drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Hijacking is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 May 2012, 11:09, archived)
# now there's an intriguing thought
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Nicely done. Needs a 'help the aged' or 'sunshine bus' sticker on the side though :-)
Ps - have a look through my youchoob channel. Lots of rumbly car videos in there that i took at those Mopar events.
www.youtube.com/user/chunglist?feature=guide
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Thanks, taters
I'm checking out your 'Tubes as we speak :D

Holy... when you were in Yoyogi Park, did you see the rokabiri zoku (Japanese rockabilly tribe dudes)?

That Pontiac GTO is droolworthy as is the 'Cuda.

Well, have this then: some not very good vid of one of my club cruise members in their Coupes:
youtu.be/uOIHzbtY1HM

youtu.be/IVUhglK2jI0

And you can come driving with me if you like... this is a little jaunt through the Brisbane City bypass https://vimeo.com/20399593

Here, a rather well-timed experiment in driving videos, LOL. https://vimeo.com/19834418
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Thems badass cars
Nice sound in the first one. Must be ace driving about with a view of that air scoop on your bonnet.
*urge to buy muscle car in an early mid-life crisis and not have anywhere to park it in central london, rising...*

PS - ive been to Tokyo 6 times over the past 5 years. Yup - always see the rockabillies, as Yoyogi park used to be amazing on a sunday, with the bands playing. They dont do it anymore though, which is a massive shame, as i got into some great bands, like those hop coaster fellas.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:46, archived)
# It is a ton of fun
Sorry for infecting you with the 'must buy a car' thing, I've been afflicted with it all my life and the Coupe is number 13 of 15 cars I've owned. I still have my grandad's 1953 Mark 2 Ford Consul, the Coupe and an XC Panel Van which I'll be restoring next year plus my everyday driver. Just sold the '62 Fairlane you saw in my profile a month ago, but paying rego on three V8s was $3000 alone.

I would like to go to Japan one day but everytime I get money, I buy more cars, LOL. Bit of a Stray Cats fan here too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Nice pencilling.
Also, is your friend Moto Guzzi?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 May 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Hgngngng
GuzziHero, yes. *beams* Do we have a friend in common, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:14, archived)
# No, I just remember the bike
from eons ago, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Quite alright
It would have been a cool coincidence though! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:25, archived)
# \o/
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:34, archived)
# The Top Arts :D
world needs more female busdrivers - and yes I'm mad, quite quite mad.
/busdriver blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:36, archived)
# is your name Dr. Hildegarde Landstrom?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:41, archived)
# No but I might be wiling to change it to such an awesome name.
can't find the actual Red Dwarf clip for that but there is a striking resemblance especially the space virus :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:43, archived)
# :D
it's series 5, episode 4 if that's any help
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Are/were you one too???
Because that would be very cool
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Yes I'm still driving buses. Actually I have to start getting ready for work right now another midnight finish.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:45, archived)
# You are utterly fab, maiden
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Are you really?
Dr Fruitloop.....
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Yay - explosive hose cdc ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# His chestpenis confuses me.
Also, morning.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:29, archived)
# always hunting the stray cdc
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Don't cross the streams!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
# I never knew Richard Gere was so well hung
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
# I'm glad someone else thought this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
# an officer and his Johnson
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Thar she blows!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Ha-ha! They'll have to dig that kid out of the impact crater he just made.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
# O-o
Looks like he won't breed to pass on the dumb genes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:01, archived)
# I hate when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:13, archived)
# I'm glad I couldn't
I'd have to clean the bathroom every time I went

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:31, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
# 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Wibble wibble
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Whatever befalls this guy, it won't be enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Top o' the Morning to you Cap'n
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Hail and well met, Ninj.
Any righteous plans for the day ahead?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:12, archived)
# trying no to kill the Boss...
...proving rather more difficult than I thought :)
You good sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
# I gave up on bosses in 2006 for that exact reason.
The rest of my day currently consists of tea, ignoring the re-grouting that needs doing in the bathroom and marvelling at how I really should be nursing the mother of all hangovers.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:29, archived)
# You HAD to know this was coming, right?
Didn't need to change much.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:28, archived)
# I would expect no less.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
# *curtseys*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Hurrah, perfect! :)
I've just realised he has Jack Nicholson's mouth...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
# 'Ning cock-chop
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Yowzer!
I didn't need that first thing! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:38, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Graaaaaaaaaargh
I want to stop watching but I can't aaaaaaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Jings! Crivvens! Help ma Boab!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
# ^
*crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:49, archived)
# This is upsetting
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
# One of Fannys recipes I believe
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:32, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:04, archived)
# hmm.. they making bobbitt stew? :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
# '...and he never performed a Bris again.'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
# The delayed bleeding is so realistic it makes me cringe.
Top work!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:10, archived)
# aaaaaargh! slicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:33, archived)
# 'Ning!
Good day to you, boys and girls.

May your hours pass splendidly.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:41, archived)
# Top pumping action
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Hahah!
Nicely, Doctor. All's well Downunder this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:32, archived)
# This has everything
a growing boy needs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha, yay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Hooray!

morning, sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha - spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:50, archived)
# oh how jolly
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:41, archived)
# *basks in his contribution to the B3TA community*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Ning b3ta, a bit of a mix things morning....
Starting with the very fresh, young Kay Panabaker, then the not so fresh or young Bing Crosby
followed by a mash up of Dwayne Johnson and David Beckham in what appears to be a 'Tesco Value' crowd?



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 May 2012, 7:09, archived)
# Can't you let David Beckham have a shit in peace?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 2 May 2012, 7:55, archived)
# Is he praying?
"Please don't let me shit out my brain...please don't let me shit out my brain..."
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 2 May 2012, 8:46, archived)
# WHAT?!?!11?!
No mention at all for blue-shirt-black-tee-shirt-glasses-and-semi-balding guy?

It's a fucking liberty...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 2 May 2012, 8:20, archived)
# I guess he only needs the glasses for reading
www.thepunch.com.au/images/uploads/Prince-William-blue-shirt.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 2 May 2012, 8:41, archived)
# I thought it was Salman Rushdie?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:52, archived)
# happy birthday ikea pencil and phone battery
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 2 May 2012, 8:54, archived)
# i did not know that
XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# I think the rock can smell what beckham is cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Bing Crosby pioneered the technique of canned laughter.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:33, archived)
# Ning Wobbly
*puts in request for another side boob day again soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
# I got told off for doing them...
* But when has that ever made any difference on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Votecat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 May 2012, 5:24, archived)
# It'd be funny if it didn't work like that.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 May 2012, 5:29, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 May 2012, 5:37, archived)
# What, as a window licking mong?
I think not!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 May 2012, 6:01, archived)
# Mmm
Scrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratchy
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 2 May 2012, 8:45, archived)
# no more fat cats!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 2 May 2012, 6:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 May 2012, 6:40, archived)
# Nice tea-towel holder!
Ning mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 May 2012, 6:53, archived)
# Haha I could never resist poking my finger in them when I was a little kid
*tea towel holders - not cats bums
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha - Office lols
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Meow! The sight that greets every cat owner in the morning.
Brown-eye in the face!
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Wed 2 May 2012, 7:53, archived)
# Brown Eye in the face
Tra-la-la-la-laa.

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 2 May 2012, 7:57, archived)
# And that's my internal jukebox on repeat for the rest of the morning
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:40, archived)
# YES!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:02, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
# How about meow?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 May 2012, 8:39, archived)
# These are all
awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 2 May 2012, 9:46, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 2 May 2012, 2:43, archived)
# US Fwap Tiem!


I'm outta here

(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 2 May 2012, 2:45, archived)
# Well,
I suppose that it's been too long since I've wanked to a cartoon anyway.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 2 May 2012, 3:11, archived)
# I shan't interrupt you
In your own time.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 2 May 2012, 3:31, archived)
# That's what you said last time, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 2 May 2012, 3:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 2 May 2012, 3:34, archived)
# Right.
Now it's been too long, again, brb.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 2 May 2012, 5:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 May 2012, 2:48, archived)
# It's the game of life
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 2 May 2012, 3:24, archived)
# That cues a theme song that probably doesn't exist yet!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 2 May 2012, 3:33, archived)
# This crossword is hard.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 3:44, archived)
# How about Superheroes FROM home?
(SpiteClassic, Wed 2 May 2012, 1:33, archived)
# But who would be his nemesis?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 2 May 2012, 1:43, archived)
# The Bathtub.
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Wed 2 May 2012, 2:11, archived)
# No..
"Capt, teh Fluffeh"



"Destroyer of Memes"
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 2 May 2012, 2:41, archived)
# Powdered toast man!
(Testicles just for you, Wed 2 May 2012, 7:15, archived)
# They DO exist!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 1:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 2 May 2012, 1:20, archived)
# They gather in the bush.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 1:41, archived)
# Don't you mean
shrubberies?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 2 May 2012, 8:47, archived)
# Nite Knights!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 May 2012, 1:25, archived)
# Dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 1:40, archived)
# In their day, yes. Of course in our era they just look like toffs.
yes. Of course in our era they just look like toffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 May 2012, 1:52, archived)
# Sharp dressers through and through.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 2:04, archived)
# it has begun
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 May 2012, 2:14, archived)
# We are fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 2:16, archived)
#
myfavouritestuffs.com/strange-old-people/19417/
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 May 2012, 2:19, archived)
# I think I know who's responsible.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 2:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 May 2012, 2:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 May 2012, 2:41, archived)
# Rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 3:49, archived)
# WE ARE KNIGHTS OF THE FUCK TABLE
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 2 May 2012, 2:31, archived)
# Blessed are they.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 2:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 May 2012, 0:51, archived)
# I am RISing on the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 May 2012, 1:25, archived)
#
knowyourmeme.com/memes/trololo-russian-rickroll

used to great effect: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIR3XFuY4Qs
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 May 2012, 1:42, archived)
# Ahhh, I see.
*holds up spork*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 May 2012, 1:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 2 May 2012, 2:32, archived)
# With thanks/apologies to SmallBrainField
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 2 May 2012, 8:48, archived)
# Have to admit I laughed
Ultimate trololol mashup ftw. www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3LdkorCCjM
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 2 May 2012, 8:51, archived)
# hi sorry
whats a good program for making gifs with high image quality (not flash); photoshop used to have a thing called imageready but i dont think it exists anymore?

heres a WIP as an apology
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 2 May 2012, 0:35, archived)
# Gifmaster 3000 Platinum Edition
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 May 2012, 0:40, archived)
# I use a Jasc program
Animation Shop 3 I think. It is pretty crap but about a quid on Ebay, and does all my stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 2 May 2012, 0:54, archived)
# Unless there is some serious treasure I'm not going in that room.
Glad you enjoyed the last diorama. I'll have the next done soon. GJMAAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 May 2012, 1:02, archived)
#
whats aau
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 2 May 2012, 1:47, archived)
# Ace, as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 May 2012, 1:56, archived)
# GWIPM
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Meat is Murder!?

Photographed this while making dinner earlier.. lucky slice :) CFB
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 1 May 2012, 23:59, archived)
# haha
this will be all over the internets in no time!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 2 May 2012, 0:00, archived)
# It was my Daughter who put the 'eyes' on..
Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 2 May 2012, 0:04, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 May 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Edvard Munch's munch
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Yes!
That was the first thing it reminded me of too.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 2 May 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Aha!
you've given me an idea...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 May 2012, 0:25, archived)
# The Munch Bunch?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 2 May 2012, 0:31, archived)
# No, probably bindun.
Anyway, time to go, g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 May 2012, 0:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 May 2012, 1:30, archived)
# golf clap
that's what you get when you share your wood with too many other players
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 7:21, archived)
# I must post this on Tumblr to piss all the vegos off
Nice team effort there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 2 May 2012, 8:50, archived)

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