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# Flan Helsing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:22, archived)
# now that's special
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Count FUCKula
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Clean up on Aisle 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# fuckula ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# FUCKULA!
EDIT - Weeloo Dallas multipiss
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# deary me, gonna need a bigger mop
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Class.
Not nearly enough GMoS on the board these days.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# hahahaha
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 May 2012, 20:41, archived)
# GMOS!
GMOS!GMOS!GMOS!GMOS!GMOS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:44, archived)
# 'Ten-hut!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Great movie!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Woo!

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# lovely to see grandmaofshoes
www.youtube.com/watch?list=UUeyAzMgG1gXojopjo1KMSvQ&feature=player_detailpage&v=c9CtRYS8_e8
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 May 2012, 22:22, archived)
# all that is awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 2 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Wed 2 May 2012, 23:25, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 May 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Brilliant Cap'n!!!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:56, archived)
# :D
This is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2012, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Jokes, technique etc
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:21, archived)
# hahaha
this are good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:22, archived)
# ^ThiS^
(herman:D, Wed 2 May 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# piro buns for everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Hahaha
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
# anagram of
'Grow a Penis'?
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Wed 2 May 2012, 22:11, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 2 May 2012, 22:55, archived)
# It is indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 22:58, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 May 2012, 23:16, archived)
# you may need to step back from this one and massage your chin
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:15, archived)
# I like the title
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:17, archived)
# hahaha, my autism is going to struggle this week with non biro biro art :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:19, archived)
# try making your autism a hot chocolate and putting it to bed early
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:22, archived)
# if only it were that simple
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Fuckscribbler.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# good base
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:21, archived)
# hahaha love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 2 May 2012, 22:56, archived)
# nnnnning
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:10, archived)
# BWAHAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:11, archived)
# hahahah awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:12, archived)
# akaaaaa kakakakakakakakaka
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:18, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# flex
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:22, archived)
# I can barely type this response without laughing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 22:27, archived)
# hehehe these are great!! is there a new compo yet??
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 2 May 2012, 22:58, archived)
# maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 May 2012, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# fab
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:48, archived)
# my hand hurts now
/tiny penis masturbation blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:49, archived)
# I like this new design.
Much better than the original.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Yes. This needs to be front paged. All of it.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 May 2012, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I have the back page all ready.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Someone's left the lid off the top of your head
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:40, archived)
# It's really quite filthy down here.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# I find this amusing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 22:28, archived)
# I like this because it's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Stream of consciousness drawing
I admire folks who can do this
I'm not much of a doodler at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Where are the goatse hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 3 May 2012, 13:06, archived)
# I searched for them too.
The internet has damaged us.
(I helped save b3ta! Karpati Footnote Never knowingly interesting, Thu 3 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Good go.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
# :D
Now do the /talk board.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Haha
From a few years back!

I'm guessing that the bottom picture is Simon Cowell's face on Subo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
# nice
that iPad 1 was far sexier than the new rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:16, archived)
# hah!
this deserves more recognition - there could have been an infinity of biro'd impressions of impressions of impressions by different folk!

Tip my hat to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 5 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# I ink this should win n_n
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Everybody smash your computer!
Smash, and go outside.

That's my Howard Beale advice.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:01, archived)
#
Howard Ian
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
# You have forced me do reconstruct my computer and use Wikipedia.
I never made it past the intro music of EastEnders. Did I miss rage and destruction?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:14, archived)
# EastEnders is just like The Truman Show
except they all know they're trapped inside their grey world of hell & chips - and yes, cycles of rage and destruction
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:20, archived)
# haha!
that was quite surreal coming straight from the fp!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:06, archived)
# I hope this gets FPed
then there will be INFINITE BIROLOOP CHAOS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:12, archived)
# hahaha oh jesus christ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:14, archived)
# hehe it's The Future, Now :D
edit: oops piss
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 2 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
# As requested by, er - someone
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Wobbly Bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# evening
did you request this? he says someone did, and I wondered if it was you, what with it involving requests and a mix of posterisation and semi-vectors
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
# so o fc ng
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f           se
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    ank
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Do you draw that ages ago
or is that what the FP still looks like?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# I drew it a year ago
I have future vision
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Brilliant!
Winner!
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Thu 3 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# yay!
my chris morris link was immortalized in your drawing! :D
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 4 May 2012, 19:37, archived)
# I drew this, I think it should win this week's challenge

(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:31, archived)
# No, because you traced it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I bet he used a program!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:17, archived)
# YES IT FUCKING SHOULD!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 May 2012, 18:33, archived)
# gah!...compo winner
anybody wanna buy a Biro? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:33, archived)
# I didn't vote yet.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Is he using a sickle in frame 3?
Also, welcome to b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:35, archived)
# I think it should fucking die
someone posted with this username last night, yet this is your first post
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Are you Clayming that the user name sounds Wanky?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:49, archived)
# ahhh! *nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:51, archived)
# thx
saves me doing it, or him, or her
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 May 2012, 18:41, archived)
# I am very sorry in a toilet
https://twitter.com/#!/microBun/status/197694508719284225/photo/1/large
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:18, archived)
# don't forget to compo it, old chap
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Disappointment?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Sarcasm?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:20, archived)
# The Chasm of Sar!
A scary place indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Whimsy?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
# oh my, whimsy.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Schadenfreude?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 May 2012, 0:00, archived)
# XDXDXD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# it probably will
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha.. It just had to happen!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:57, archived)
# haha hulk smash!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:06, archived)
# I hope it does
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 May 2012, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(arctisticus, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:02, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# searching google tells me you did nothing at all to this poor picture
I demand you at least consider molesting it before posting it on /board
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 May 2012, 18:04, archived)
# there you go
(arctisticus, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Yay!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 May 2012, 18:17, archived)
# still groping for an explanation
I'm just an ignorant Swede though, I tend to miss even the most obvious of cultural references
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 May 2012, 18:19, archived)
# chavvy british singer who i fancy the arse off has disappointing blowjob tape leaked
(arctisticus, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:24, archived)
# That does sound disappointing
yet arousing
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 May 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Taped up chav has leaky blowjob?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
# RIS
I would google "nottulisa.com" but that might be a bad idea
Edit [he has ninja'd in first and third frames]: Oh right.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:10, archived)
# PHAT CAR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Aiiieeee!
The Mechanical Beast with a Thousand Eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# stacalac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
#


Click for bigger (127 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 May 2012, 20:25, archived)
# I want one
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Oh see...that makes more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
# totatos :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 2 May 2012, 23:21, archived)
# I do love that Bel Aire
Nicely done. I particularly liked the three rear view mirrors.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:57, archived)
# duck face
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:12, archived)
# I'm waiting for an explanation
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:13, archived)
# it was disappointing
(arctisticus, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Quite :-)
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Who the fuck is this 'tunisia' woman??
FHM reckon she's the sexiest woman in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:13, archived)
# bestery lookey bird in world?
I do not think so!

but she can cook socks like a pro!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:35, archived)
# maybe she's a tuna woman
or has an aura of tuna
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Is it a Star Trek Wars thing?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Image Challenge Vote
This week's image challenge vote has leapt the final fence and is heading down the home straight.

Your choices are:

* Biro art! Create your next masterpiece in biro, or model something out of several biros. Show those poncy charcoal/acrylic users the true power of the ballpoint pen.

* Rock stars in retirement. Show us what Bono, Sting, etc, would be doing if retirement was forced on all musicians at the age of thirty.

* It's the London Mayoral elections. So photoshop Ken and Boris.

* Apple have changed the world since we last did an "If Apple made Everything" challenge, in 2006. So let's do it again: If Apple made X - pick an object, and Applify it.

And here's the click machine:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 2 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
# too many good ones this week
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Biro art, biro art
blows away contenders with a biro fart
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:12, archived)
# retired rock stars
I don't have a Biro :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Shop one then.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
# How about an animation of Keith Richards absent-mindedly strumming a biro
because he had to hock his guitar, plus he has alzheimers.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:29, archived)
# exactly
if we can 'shop Biro's then there's a lot more scope...just don't fancy a board full of line art all week
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Ooh, I didn't think of adding 'shopping to the suggestion.
Yes, why not some biro 'shops, too?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Also you could draw something with a biro
then animate it in photoshop, early-Discomeats style
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:23, archived)
# BIRO ART!
but here is my detailed analysis:

Biro art! - YES
Rock stars in retirement - No
It's the London Mayoral elections - No
If Apple made Everything - NO!

* so there you have it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Do you reckon you could do all your birthday announcements in biro for a whole week?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:47, archived)
# YES.
YES no
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
# my moneys on Wobbly doing biro
monster trucks :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Biro art is exclusivist, and denies people who can't draw the chance to be included
anyone who argues with this is not allowed to make negative comments about any craply drawn, badly scanned, poorly sized drawings.

As long as they're in biro.

I abstain.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
# just draw stick men stabbing eachother to death
and laughing while doing it

trust me, it'll be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:27, archived)
# I'll do it on the hour every hour for the whole week.
Actually, just realised I'm on holiday from Friday and won't be on the board much anyway!

BIRO ART IT IS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:29, archived)
# \o/ mittens of glee! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:31, archived)
# I can't draw either so I'm going for
the second part of the suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 May 2012, 17:29, archived)
# but what if you don't own ANY biros?
won't somebody think of the children!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:30, archived)
# get one from your local bank
or Argos
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 May 2012, 22:26, archived)
# ^this^
but then boris and ken only really applies to people in London, so that is too.
We've done Apple, so by a matter of deduction, the butler did it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Biros is an anagram of Boris
so you've lost anyway. And hopefully so will he.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 May 2012, 22:25, archived)
# biro biro biro
gonna be a long week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:29, archived)
# I'm going to draw a 50ft biro impaled into a lime!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
# *steals idea*
*posts first*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:36, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:39, archived)
# I can't draw for shit, but I'm going to give it a go
It will be fun and literally a challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:33, archived)
# That's the spirit.
Have a fountain pen.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 May 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Bollocks
It's been a photoshop challenge for ten years or so, and that's never stopped entires from people who can't photoshop!

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 2 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# I am going to give it a shot regardless
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:16, archived)
# I am going to have to venture to the outdoors tomorrow especially to buy Biros
Hope I can still remember how to use one,
challenge will turn into 'anything to do with Biros' anyway so fully inclusive I reckon :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:40, archived)
# They aways end up boiling down to
something something KEYWORD something something
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:46, archived)
# I'm going to go for
something something KEYWORD something something WITH TITS
actually should be fun as we can get away with a lot more that would normally be considered nsfw than if it was shopped :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Immediately this was posted...
I voted for biro art. And was proud to see the result I wanted (on one vote).

Then I refreshed and someone voted for Ken/Boris, and I gnashed my teeth in fury at the inadequacies of democracy.

Now I am happy again. But wondering if all this "letting other people vote" was really necessary?
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:36, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:38, archived)
# so biro art wins and yer fucked if you don't have a scanner
great thinking
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:41, archived)
# you could fax it in
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
I got asked to fax something to a cutting edge media/software company the other day, I genuinely asked if they were having a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:46, archived)
# I don't have a scanner
I'm going to photograph anything I enter
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Not necessarily
Subvert it by photoshopping biros.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Ball point pen can make a nice 'shop
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 May 2012, 18:22, archived)
# The mayor
THE MAYOR
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:46, archived)
# great way to get rid of more forum members choosing biro art
honestly you mods are stupid cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Pls explain.
I tried reading it as

"great way to get rid of more forum members: choosing biro art"
and
"great way to get rid of more forum-members-choosing-biro-art"

And I still don't understand what or why your anger is?
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:00, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGxHGS_mGT4
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:01, archived)
# It rather looks like the forum members are chosing biro art by themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:05, archived)
# i fear the days of the funny photoshops are over, this place has become devient art, i will don a black armband, so long old friend
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:09, archived)
# You're quite right. After one week of nothing but ballpoint drawings,
no one will ever want to photoshop anything EVER AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:13, archived)
# fucking noobs ruined this place, shitty furry arty cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I may be a relative noob
but my cunt is neither furry nor shitty. It's not terribly arty, either. The pencil falls out all the time and the flaps keep getting in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Red armbands are nice too.
XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:26, archived)
# I didn't realise you could only post image challenge entries each week
:P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:47, archived)
# The mods only put up the choices.
It's stupid cunts like me who are democratically out-voting you.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 May 2012, 18:08, archived)
# exactly, they give cunts like you choice and look what happens, utter shit, time for a side challenge this week i think
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Create all your own software do you?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
# what?
infact save it, i'm off
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Were all gay
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 May 2012, 18:31, archived)
# gay for cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 2 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# :D/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Christ, there's a lot of whining about the biro option in here
shurely, for the challenge, concept is always more important than talent or having ideal equipment?

I'd be glad to see someone's wiggly doodle made with a pen they stole from a chugger and digitised with their phone camera, if it's still funny.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# but
can they get it in under 100k?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 3 May 2012, 6:22, archived)
# BIROS?! MODS! SCANNERS! PHOTOSHOP IS DEAD! CUNTS! WANKERS! CAN'T FUCKING HUMMUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Biro art is going to fucking RULE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# you dutch are weird
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Rule what?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:27, archived)
# B3ta, with an iron fist
NB. Do not say this out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:29, archived)
# We can't all be rob [mod edit] HappyToast.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:33, archived)
# I am hatching a most excellent idea for the Biro Art challenge.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 2 May 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Haha, someone gave Apple a sympathy vote
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:38, archived)
# I was rather late anyway =)
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 May 2012, 20:51, archived)
# I have a special biro with about 8 different colours
but fucked if I can actually draw anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 May 2012, 20:52, archived)
# no gnomes!
how sad, but then my Apple challenge suggestion that was similarly passed over 6 weeks ago gets picked up now. Guess we'll be voting on gnomes in mid-June!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 3 May 2012, 0:26, archived)
# Marmots
With their love of jazz and being social creatures marmot jazz bands are a common sight in the wild.

CFB
It's been a while - forgot how to post images!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:52, archived)
# :)...you might also like:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxBJlxb3NAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
# I think they're great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:40, archived)
# nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 2 May 2012, 22:19, archived)
# niiiiice ;D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 2 May 2012, 23:24, archived)
#

bean in love
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Hahaha
This amuses me highly for some reason
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# hahahaha
SO romantic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
# bum touch
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
# when he touches her ass, a spray of jizz cums out her left shoe
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I noticed this, too
Sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:35, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
# thanks for pointing it out.


very distracting
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:49, archived)
# nae bother, cool gif :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:50, archived)
# The kinda gif
that wants a hug =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
# ha, is the source one of those cinemagraphs?
cinemagraphs.com/

I love those.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:35, archived)
# yup something like those :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Aw, he's lovely
she's not bad either
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# He's punching well above his weight
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Have a woo
and a click
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 May 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Ham touching at it's sexiest.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:39, archived)
# haha
this made my day
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Lovely...
...AND therapeutic in equal measure
*click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Aww!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Now I want a swing on a beach and a bean who pushes me
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:44, archived)
# will a german guy called heinz do?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Possibly
How gentle is his touch?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Grand.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:55, archived)
# hahah trippy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# That's great that is =)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:17, archived)
# how gently wistful.
Still, I need to see the 30fps version as it'll be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:18, archived)
# lovely
*watches for an hour*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# This is exactly the sort of thing that digital photo frames were made for
:)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I saw this gif yesterday somewhere. This is perfect =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
# massive RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
# RSI, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Rabbit office secretary woman. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
# No, thats ROSW
not RIS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Rabbit is secretary!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Rabbit dole centre unemployed woman, it seems
beyond that, I haven't a clue what it's supposed to mean
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
# I think it's a character from one of JJ's other works.
Not a prolific reader myself, but I can only assume she gets sacked somehow.

I'm sure there's tits.

EDIT: It's Hilary, according to cenaris down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Rabbit woman thing is out of work LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Well she has the same scowl.
And stuckup bitchness. The resemblance is uncanny.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Cracking knockers tho-
I MEAN UHH...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# THE RABBIT WOMAN IS AGREEING WITH THE ROBOT
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:35, archived)
# LOL ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
# She is the enemy of the cat woman.
I think she might have been Weetobix eyebrows mans' boss at some point as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
# massive ears
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Have you made yourself redundant?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
# What, me personally?
I was made redundant back in 2009.
Been living off SQUITS ever since.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Aint no better way to live!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# SQUITS!
*shakes fist angrilly*

SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! Wait, aren't squits bum waters? SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS! SQUITS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
# massive tits
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Robot could work in a factory assembling cars?
Good leggage on the lady

You should have drawn him with a little robot erection on the last frame
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Is he a robot?
I thought he was supposed to be an owl
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
# It's a hyrax
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Then why the beak?
Also, I always think his head looks like an inkwell with a quill in it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:46, archived)
# He's a penguin. That's Pip
Trust me on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
# massive YIFF
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Robot has the hots for donkey lady
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Hee HAW
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
#
Hyrax
And
Woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
# And Hilary is finally a penniless slut
Though she's better hope the government doesn't find out about her cucumber for money videos or she might lose her jobseekers allowence
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Depends
if she's still making them. Surely your history can only affect your career if you're a politician or a school teacher?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 May 2012, 7:16, archived)
# Yays Hiraly! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 3 May 2012, 3:31, archived)
# Hmm...
...I can think of a few things I'd give Hilary money for.

She'd never feel clean again.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:10, archived)
# sorry Vermeer...dunno what I was thinking...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
# I know her, well I've worked on something with her, she looks pastey there, but in real life she's mighty purdee.
Also this is very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
# "on something"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# no norties, a short film for one of those 48hr movie challenges
hoohoo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
As much as I detest that ad this is fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# oh no
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Oh YES!!!!
*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
# she's taking it "reverse cowgirl"
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# I hate that fucking advert...
...but I love this! =)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# She's headbanging pretty well to what im listening to
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
# She's with the beat.
/nods along.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:38, archived)
# So very good....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:16, archived)
# HAHAHA...you also should apologise
although I'm sure he'd be chuckling at this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:35, archived)
# *belms* in sympathy
Gah, this cracked me up!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
# hahaha!
awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 2 May 2012, 17:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
# that's one of the nastiest cases of pixelated thumb I've seen
whoah, nice ninja edit
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Pixel thumb, pixel thumb
Great for scratching your pixel bum
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# :D
Wish my bum was the size of two neat little pixels
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# In my head, I sang that in the 'Spiderman' theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
# That was the tune it occurred to me in
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
# that's a fine hat
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Is this the original design for the Teletubbies?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# heeeeeeehee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
# oh noes, another ginger cunt on the box
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Sun. Sea and


(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
# A man can bream, can't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Shorely we've already hit the bass of the pun threads?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I can't fin-k of a batter way to whale away the afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
# That's a very flipper-nt attitude
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# some folk hake these contests
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I don't have a spanging gif
But if I did, you'd be on the receiving end of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:38, archived)
#
I don't know what you are talking about, this is brill-iant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Dear Cod! I can't hake any more of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# scale-ing the spangworthy depths
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# It's like they're talking at cross porpoises
/Viz crap jokes book Bronx accent joke blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# oh, bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# I'm sorry, but there is only one answer when it comes to fish puns:
Bohemian Anchovy
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Have at you. Triple Spang attack!


(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Not seen the dinosaur one before
that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Whyyyyyyythankyou!
Was a rip off of another one I did where it was holding a bottle of wine and racing to the parrrty.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*clicks like a talkative dolphin*
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# spang
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Mincing Murdoch FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Fuck you Murdoch I can draw what I like


Click for bigger (312 kb)
from www.fadvertising.co.uk
(falseadverts, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Riots!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
# ONE SHOP BEYOND!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-uyWAe0NhQ
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Genius.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# I don't know how I missed that first time round, but that gets a big click and one of these.
but that gets a big click and one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
# this is full of win
*digs out divine madness cd*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# I love this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
#
The gentleman in the foreground looks distinctly untrustworthy
(falseadverts, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
# R to the I to the motherfuckin' S
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
# I'm sure it's very clever.
It's probably one of those "television programmes" the kids of today watch, isn't it, and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
# *whoosh*
*pats hair*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Waitrose Survival
their inner-city answer to Tesco Metro
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
# i call shenanigans
there's no way they can make Luton interesting enough for a 10-part series
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# haha top work
it's a proper shithole! so glad I left 20 years ago :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 3 May 2012, 14:03, archived)
# American Gofeck
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Harse!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
#
the chick looks more sinister than the geezer
(falseadverts, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha nice.....have a Slobs one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# No Mrs Doyle?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Aw shoot!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Also....
Couldn't resist.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Hehehhehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Ah go on
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# YES!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Freebase Father Jack works far too well.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Fantastic!
you fecker
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 May 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Just 'cos.

Aaah! Lunch hour! My favourite 11 minutes of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# "Fuelling the dreadnought" sounds like a euphemism... but I'm not sure what for.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Pre-drinking?
/studentblog
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Hurrah!
I missed this 40K-related japery earlier
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
# weee!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# giddy up!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
# AAWWWWWW, I want a go!
PS, stop beating my scores on Prototype 2!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
# :D
I am? I'm just running round destroying shit at the mo'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:47, archived)
# HELL FOKKIN YEAH!
Its soooo good, proper laughing my tits off trashing tanks and all the rest. It just pops up with you beating my bloodshed score most of the time, so i just kill a load of shite to even it up.

WOT DE FUK IS A SHIFT KEY
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# beanfun
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Slide like the wind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# *glees*
it's like an advert for Fishy Joe's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:40, archived)
# never heard of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:48, archived)
# not a futurama fan?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# not seen it for a while, but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:51, archived)
# fishy joe's is where they sold the popplers
and extreme walrus juice, with the slogan "ride the walrus!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Terence testicle tames the frozen lands
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:45, archived)
# 14th Penguin Cavalry Regiment
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:47, archived)
# buckle up
Off da rails
2 slow
Next stop: Hell
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Ride 'em Bean Boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Yee Haw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Yay ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Hahah! Aewomse!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 2 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# He needs a tiny trumpet to sound his arrival!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Hi I am prince of Camelot, pls give bank details for sum of £100000000 deposit urgent!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Fetchez la vache!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Quoi? La vache? Qu'est-ce que c'est la vache?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Fetchez la vache!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha
love it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I'm seeing Goatses everywhere these days...


Click for bigger (166 kb)
Posting this here as Marywhitehouse.com is down. Is it just me or does anybody else see a gaping pink hole at first glance? I've already booked my Spa Retreat Package as this looks too good to miss.
(strongp, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I see a gaping white space...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Good use of white space there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:57, archived)
# .
And fantastic Photoshopping too. It's so seamless, it could almost be like he did nothing to it.
(username failed moderation, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
# He's shopped a cock on it
just above the hotel name but he didn't tell us about that.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:21, archived)
# A green cock on a green background
Subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
# No a white one.
Or it could be a bishop for bashing.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
# That's a fire hydrant, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Is Bishopstrow Hotel and Spa having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
# it's nice to have a break after an anus horribilis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
# See you next year! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Tell the internets on a fresh bed of white.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
# It's the Tuesdayest Wednesday ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
# If I scroll right, I can use my screen as a handy light source!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:09, archived)
# fixed
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:12, archived)
# what a waste of caramel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, careless waste of sugary foodstuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:18, archived)
# \o/ just found chocolate behind my monitor!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# are you sure it's chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:58, archived)
# yes
it's a chunk of easter egg i got out of the fridge hours ago and forgot about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# note to self
don't eat all Easter egg within two days of receiving it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# didn't say it was my easter egg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
# It's better there than on my
finely chiseled hips*


*hips may not in fact be, finely chiseled.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:19, archived)
# are you usually in the habit of applying caramel to your hips?
if so, i'm assuming you get someone to lick it off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I try
but due to my lack of fitness I usually can't catch anybody...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# lie in ambush
aand jump out at them. they'll stick to your caramel-coated hips and bingo! you've snagged yourself a licker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
# That sounds more like a sticker.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
# no, really
if they want to escape, they'll have to lick themselves free
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:30, archived)
# You've really thought this through.
I look forward to seeing crazy caramel lady on the news :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# i think on my feet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
#
caramel faeces
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
# after a few hours, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Ain't no party
like a white space party
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# ...'cause a white space party don't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
# The lady, third from the right
looks like a game bird
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:58, archived)
# You are Abe Slaney AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Marywhitespace.com
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# is this supposed to be branded stationery?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
# The fuck is Marywhitehouse.com?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
#
Epic. I missed the white space as I didn't have an editor handy and was working with a poxy little screen, but I will now make a point of forever including white space as it clearly promotes creativity.
(strongp, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:12, archived)

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