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# Yikkitiyickk!

Click for bigger, with sound and another little dude bouncing along.

stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Zebedee's new legs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# ill be ur dawg
(1.618..., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Wootastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrggh!!
What a gif!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:06, archived)
# His pance are upside down
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# He's the Lord of the Pance
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# They're on the right way round
His body isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Ah understood
I've had mornings like that
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEdiOBz4zeM
(herman:D, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# like the instrument of his own soundtrack.. \o/
so what happens next?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:52, archived)
# ...
they should probably go on an adventure or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# :D
with that music, i'd be happy just to watch them tumbling for a bit longer
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)
# :D
catchy tune!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 22:04, archived)
# WORDY
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Poor moo cow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Poor mu cow.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Cow txting "Mu mu mu mu mu mu mu"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Where the hell did you find that picture of me?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 22:47, archived)
# The internet
No-one got you b3ta.com/board/10647299
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Well, doesn't that make me feel special :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 23:18, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Unexpected cow, was unexpected....
Woo!

Why is it always raining in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Lovelily animatified as usual EW
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:11, archived)
# BAM
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:14, archived)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I LOVE MY BRICK!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:29, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAH FECK IT!
FED UP WITH... "BRIIIIIIIIICK"!
(User #86772, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 9:43, archived)
# ooooowooouch!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
#
:D
(herman:D, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:49, archived)
# subtle :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# The fear of being taken out by a cow like that is always at the back of mind
You have therefore qualified for a:



Congratulations, Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# hahaha
*honoured* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:40, archived)
# that deserves
some sort of hi cockalorum :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Oh the moo-manity!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:19, archived)
# What? I don't even own a manitee.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Mu has not mumanism
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Happy b3ta day you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Don't worry, Foxy!
Foxy!I made you another B3ta-cake! Enjoy....MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# That cat has seen the worries of the world D:
And cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# This cat has stared at the tombstones in people's eyes
and purred
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 22:49, archived)
# This cat
has serious problems as he is about to be scoffed by a creature from "The Thing"!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 22:50, archived)
# zombie ron jeremy
is watching you nom
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
The Undead Hedgehog!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 22:54, archived)
# i'm just glad there was someThing there
after all :D

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# You'd have thought his
little feline ears would have heard the Russell of its approach...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# P.S. This image
is almost an exact replica of my ACTUAL 40th...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 23:47, archived)
# O_O
even the creepy ron bit?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Precisely. He was the only guest to turn up.
There were cheese and pineapple sticks, Coca-cola and EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 0:49, archived)
# haha!! maybe not with them folded like that :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 23:48, archived)
# hey hey :D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Naked Wurlitzer-playing Glitter doesn't emerge often
but when he does, he's always got something worth saying!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Haha, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:28, archived)
# You could say he lives in a world of Hurt! :D
Cheers guys!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:02, archived)
# He was just bursting to say something
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:04, archived)
# He wanted to get it off his chest ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# "Kane-ing the Python", Elvis!
Sounds like....er.....um......* masturbation *....or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Lovely!

And it reminds me of this. Have some animal magnetism.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:26, archived)
# yikes!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:42, archived)
# I also like this
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:59, archived)
# This is a good work
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:58, archived)
# That's where milkshakes come from.
...I'll get my coat...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:32, archived)
# cow pow
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 22:21, archived)
# I done a new lady. Say 'guten tag' to Ingrid
She's based on a sketch by my fave artist - Shane Glines:
25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55zsvaZuT1r0yesao1_1280.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:14, archived)
# she reminds me..
a little of the receptionist from the Producers.. (goodag porday or whatever she says..)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WcXPRQZK7E
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:17, archived)
# I enjoyed that
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:23, archived)
#
(1.618..., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:17, archived)
# That is quite a lot of story for one picture
There should be at least one seperate picture showing the troll giving firewood to the old woman and her family.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Piff, Paff, Poof
(1.618..., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:32, archived)
# That seems to do the trick
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:26, archived)
# I want a picture
of the boy squeezing his cheese really hard
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Ding! Dong!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Who's there?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Interrupting Subo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:32, archived)
# *@$! WARBLE!! !$@*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:33, archived)
# love the boots
and the rest of it naturally
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Are those grindstones?
She's stronger than she looks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Theyre cheeses!
Well, she IS one of them yerrpeans.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:40, archived)
# ah!
very cultured.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:00, archived)
# I love the colours on this
and the lighting is fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Wobbly will be pleased
at last
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Mmm marshmallow hat *scoffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:40, archived)
# I'm more intrigued by the Tic Tac Boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Minty
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Well, quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Very good! Very faithful to the original sketch too :D *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:42, archived)
# I changed her arm position, and hand on hip, because (dare i criticise master Glines) they looked a bit unnatural on the sketch.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Yeah, the left arm in the sketch seems to "flop" rather awkwardly.
Never heard of this fella before, but I dig his style. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Sexy pose in looks posed shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# It's very 50s, in a good way
(that other artist's style, that is)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Yeah, very kitsch. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:20, archived)
# He's the bestest drawerer ever
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:31, archived)
# You're very good at this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Spiffy work as always.
Did you bother to bone her? As it just calls out
for an insane little wiggle walk and hat bobbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:12, archived)
# I'd certainly bone her.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:13, archived)
# That joke was completely obligatory, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Yeah - she's fully poseable.
I cant animate for fuck though
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:31, archived)
# I like that she's wearing reels
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Very nice!
But it made me think of this:
theimaginaryworld.com/adtour16.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:33, archived)
# terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:31, archived)
# cheese hat and cuffs
nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
# nibble at the cheese cuff
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Don't mind if I d- WHAT IS THIS THIS ISN'T CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Chomp on the camembert cumerbund.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Gorge on the gorgonzola girdle
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Bite on the Brie Bandolier
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Sup upon the Sage Derby Sash
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Nosh on the Norwegian Blue Nappy
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Slurp up the stilton stocking?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Wolf down the Wensleydale wellie?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Feast upon the fromage fripperies
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Chew the cheddar camisole
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Bite the wax tadpole?
Oh, solly, long thlead
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Tear at the
cheese-string g-string.

Er...........I'll get me coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Right lovely, this!
Perfectly coloured.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Cor!
Very lovely work!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:02, archived)
# This is great taters... and worth the ten hour wait....
What are you going to do tomorrow? Are you taking suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Heck no
Im going to work :-(

I wish my paid projects were as cool as this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Get better paid projects?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:03, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:16, archived)
# I'M A HELPER!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:28, archived)
# At least you HAVE paid projects :S it's pants for design work in this neck of the woods right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
# lmao
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Woo
Ace stuff Mister
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:16, archived)
# I'm liking your stuff muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:33, archived)
# I don't know why she's wearing abig cork
but I'll take her
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Woo
Very nice:D
(herman:D, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:34, archived)
# fuck this is impressive- very well done
top stuff
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# I are about to be a dad...
wonder what the little sod'll be like?

(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:09, archived)
# 44% of kids who go into anaphylactic shock need a slap?
Dang that's harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:09, archived)
# i told him..
to leave the nuts alone!!!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Only really works if you're holding an epipen
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Now diabetics, there are some kids who need a slap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:12, archived)
# harsh but fair
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
oh man :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:39, archived)
# I have tried, but I still can't find down's syndrome or birth defects funny.
I dunno, maybe it's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Yeah, just you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:51, archived)
# I really need to decide my stance on things, I have too many double standards.
Either get upset about a few posts and LEAVE 4EVA, or say that anything and everything is potential comedy material.
I know which option would best suit membership of this site, although a few things like paedophilia and racism still never seem to go down too well.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Jokes about paedophiles and racism abound.
It's the actual stuff we frown on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Good Lord!
Sense? Here? What ho!!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# we used to have some great sickos on here, all died :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)
# In that case, we should joke about them being sexed by necrophiliacs
It's what they would have wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Ooooor, admit that life is complex.
And a lot of the time the real answer is somewhere between absolutely nothing and absolutely everything.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:03, archived)
# May I present Horatio Lickspittle...


Click to add methane (163 kb)

I don't know why. Either I'm still a bit pissed or gently losing my mind.
Farewell..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# You may
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# i love your boots, you creepy, snail-eyed fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Fetching, are they not?!
Get good mileage too because I hover up to my victims three inches off the floor making a mewing noise that only I can hear.

They were from Matalan. £6.99
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# a good bargain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Thanks.
As a reward I furnish you with new knowledge.

* KAPLOOIE *

CTRL+SHIFT+T opens the last tab you were viewing.

And now I must away for I have some leverets to impregnate...* Floats off at exactly 4.23 mph exactly three inches above the floor *
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Just whatever you do don't hold down ctrl+n for 10 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Seems a fair enough request.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# When all's said and done
who wouldn't demand satisfaction?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
# You're going to... uh... satisfy him then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
# I'm afraid that it isn't
a request, Miss Sundae.

It's a polite demand.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Ready when he is.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Oo! A game of stabby-sticks!
First one up to three?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)
#
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
# again!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Happy three year candle!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Ta! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# i expressed the same sentiments down there
*points netherwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# *peers down* Oh yes, indeed you did! Thanks Smashy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:38, archived)
# i've been informed that it's time to get off the laptop
by my brother yelling "give someone else a chance, you fucking saddo!"
so i'm off.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Your bro's a saddo
Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Get your own laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:51, archived)
# happy candle day
like a candle in the wind
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:38, archived)
#
w beh
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Apparently so, yes.
b3ta.com/board/10785307
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Ta! ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# he likes to moob it moob it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# He's got a monomoob
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# & no dick
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# CDC filter enabled
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Probably for the best
Red and magenta would clash horribly
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:45, archived)
# it's a sinewave mantit
otherwise known as a woob
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Aye, twas a self-portrait cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Another REEL photo sunday


This weeks sexy reel is 100 metres of 8 core cable, oh my!

Previously
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Exactly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Norly
wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Quite
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
#
...wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# I think it's 'Reel 2 Real' photo sunday. He obviously likes to move it move it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)
# You just wish you had a reel like this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:08, archived)
# RPS, is it?
Have this stupid photo of an idiot.

I might remake this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# he has a checklist, everything shall be or not be in order according to checklist. checklist is to be handed to foreman at end of day.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I never realised you were a welder.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
# feel sure you've missed something important..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:46, archived)
# He's an IMPOSTER!
The real RDLI HAKKIS is no longer with us :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Child is dressed as halloween pumpkin unit
child have greater issue
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# reels
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Fuck yeah man
You got some reels going on
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# reel photos


Click for bigger (160 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)
# I hope it doesn't rain too much overnight
those reels could get flooded

and the tent too I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# my reels are ok in the rain, entoh's aint they
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:17, archived)
# that means more yummy* fish for dindins
*value of yummy may vary with water pollution level
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)
# fish are friends not food :)

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# what a load of carp
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Cloaca love
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:38, archived)
# THIS ONES HUGE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:45, archived)
# trying to eat my reels
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)
# lol pulled fish outa lake
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:50, archived)
# how common
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:51, archived)
# better than a simmo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:57, archived)
# that looks ready to pop!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# lol pulled nother fish outa nother lake
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:07, archived)
# it's how i reel
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Does the t-shirt say 'Sissy'?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
#
nicefish
(herman:D, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Oh reely?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)
# reely


i appear to have lots of pictures of my reels
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:19, archived)
# merry candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# i see you are currently aflame. kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:51, archived)
# look at my handles, not evened :(
and the hangers, oh the shames :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# it's better that way
it's more.. reel
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:19, archived)
# OK. THATS IT. ENOUGH ALREADY.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)
# dude, srsly? wtf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# without reels we'd be no better than mere animals or robot animals that have no reels
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)
# keep it reel, dawg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# coiled up and ready to go
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Fo reel
www.multiculturalartfestivals.org/sitebuilder/images/reel_of_4_-_Scottish_dancer-370x306.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# oh you're spooling us with these!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:16, archived)
# cmon man, post another one
you cant just leave us stranded
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:26, archived)
# i will be a real down guy until i see aonther
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
# alright fuck you man
i will just coil up and die
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:30, archived)
# I have one planned
but for next week

and next week only
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:46, archived)
# at least I now have something to live for
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:53, archived)
# I'd like to see some coarse fishing now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:59, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:01, archived)
# with the bait you're offering?
you'll be lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)
# I'm sure it's something that we can tackle
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:06, archived)
# as long as we're into a net perofit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:11, archived)
# could you please post your demo reel?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:15, archived)
# at this time of the morning? with my reputation?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# 8 Core
What is that used for? Other than 8 lines of stuff.
Need specifics, like is it twisted or warped in some way?

Please advise.

Regards

The Tart.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# I'm going to use it for DATA and CONTROL!
And to hell with it's lack of shielded ness!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# well hello adobe illustrator


Click for bigger (136 kb)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Adobe Illustrator you say?
Money well spent right there, ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# yes I bought it
that's what I do with all my software- buying it.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:06, archived)
# why hello there!
I'm full of spaghetti right now.

edit: oh, I just remembered, I got an image to do.
edit2: I just done it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# rofl
piss off
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Game of Eastenders


Click for bigger (156 kb)

I'm very sorry.
(El Dude Brother, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:12, archived)
# hahahah
very much so
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:12, archived)
# You know nuffink, Jon Snow!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:13, archived)
#
Bugger. That's what I should have captioned it.
(El Dude Brother, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:24, archived)
# ricky ya bastid
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:21, archived)
# brilliant! i wasn't sure it was shopped when i first saw it
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:05, archived)
# ha! rickys perfick :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha
i thought this very thing as well.

Well done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Colourmatching be damned.


Another one in the list of classic films I have not seen.

Also: Hello, /board! Happy Sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:51, archived)
# A very strange film.
Worth watching just so you can tell people how weird it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Doing the image search was plentifully odd...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:05, archived)
# It's one of
those films that makes you feel you're watching through a head-cold even though you're perfectly healthy. I can't help thinking the actors had more fun making it than I had watching it.

I like weird, BUT.

Afternoon, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)
# It's Morriss- I mean, Eraserhead!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)
# happy b3ta day thing!
www.b3ta.com/links/781516
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I watched it recently and liked it
I can also see why folk would hate it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Then that means that you hated it at some level :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# well, it's a bit of self-indulgent, art house wank
but he gets away with it....just
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# i understand, and agree.
I enjoyed it for the 'cerebral rollercoaster' aspect -- which may be the same reason others enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I liked the psychotic quality.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:28, archived)
# very good :)
not keen on the film i must admit, i think i must have missed the point. it was just a load of utterly bizarre things
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 12:59, archived)
# I think that would have made a better mask
Am I the only one who is a bit underwhelmed by the prospect of this film?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:01, archived)
# I'll definitely be heading to the cinema to see it, but I'm not expecting greatness.
That way, if it's shit, I won't feel too hard done by.
And if it's brilliant, I won't mind being proved wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:06, archived)
# said like a true cynic!
o/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# the opening sequence with the planejacking is mind blowing
but I've never liked Bane as a bad guy. Hopefully Nolan and co will change that.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Oh shit, I just realised who is playing Bane
Well, that changes everything - quite looking forward to it now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:13, archived)
# He's yet to do a film I've disliked.
Which I'm sure he'll be pleased to hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Bane is easy to do badly
He's not dumb muscle (I'm looking at YOU Schumacher). In many ways the fact he has super-strength is a bit of a secondary thing. Remember how he broke the bat?

Also it's funnier if you mentally overdub him with Strong Bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# He was a worthy adversary in the comics, but the luchador look was all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Have you seen his appearances in Young Justice?
It's nominally aimed at the 14-16 age bracket, but some of the stuff is remarkably mature. Again in that they play up he kinds runs his own extra-territorial meth lab.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Alas, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# They basically had season one being teen drama with superpowers
Then for season two when the execs weren't watching they spun the show on five years and put in more mature stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:41, archived)
# I'll grab some of the season 2 episodes and see how I get on.
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:45, archived)
# From what I've seen and heard of it, there's little room for error
but I've been wrong before.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Happy B3taday, BF.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# ^ candles!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:00, archived)
# birthdums, yifftits!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Just what I wanted!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:40, archived)
# 

         (
         )\
         {_}
        .-;-.
       |'-=-'|
       |happy|
       |b3ta |
       | day |
       |     |
       '.___.'

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Hahaha
this is what i see too
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:11, archived)
# sequels are (almost) universally shit
anything after part 2 is never worth bothering with

edit: this should have been a reply to Dixie.

woo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:12, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# *particles*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Glad you added the almost.
Otherwise Toy Story 3 would have been shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:32, archived)
# And Toy Story 3 was EXCELLENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# See also: 'The Good, The Bad and The Ugly'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:16, archived)
# I've goat to se this
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:26, archived)
# that's a big bowl of wrong!
batman vs prolapsed sphincter face man
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:08, archived)
# not much of a stretch, this one ;D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# when bottom is gashes...
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry wb, i know this is shit but it's been four and a half hours :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 12:45, archived)
# How unexpected!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 12:56, archived)
# They're all out in the sun and I am about to do the same :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 12:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Woo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 8:13, archived)
#

MARKS OUT OF 10
I'd give her 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 9:13, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 9:25, archived)
# 'Ning WB
you are spoiling us this morning with the lovely Rachel Riley once again.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 9:14, archived)
# OK, have some herma:D style Jedi then...
He is such a tease...


PS: I think she is looking at you and saying "Would"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 9:18, archived)
# i cant quite tell whats going on....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Nor me... Optimised to teh fuck and now has now flow,,,
This may show it better.

*Girls are so stupid!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 9:45, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Hello. oh, you have gone..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 6:56, archived)
# Phwoar!
I'd like to play with her against the clock and rummage in her dictionary corner.
If you know what I mean.
Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 9:30, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Fumbles with 2 from the top and one from the bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm there.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 9:56, archived)
# SPORGE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# So are cock-based 'ning' pics your new VAG CREAMs?
One to be produced every morning with autistic precision?

Still - its nice to have some regularity to the board, and its scary to see the massive gaps between posts during this quiet time.

Nice ball juggling!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 9:31, archived)
# No that is not the plan, as you can see by the Jedi gif, I posted afterwards...
Please feel free to post a pic and help make b3ta alive again...

and thanks for the ball juggling comment
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 9:40, archived)
# im working on one at the moment
its a 3d thingy though, so it will take a few hours to finish.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 9:47, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 10:02, archived)
# * Waits...
It's been nearly four hours since the last post... Are you nearly done yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 12:09, archived)
# nearly
gimme an hour or 2 :-)

Just trying to choose a colour scheme before rendering

Tis a slow business!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 12:46, archived)
# * Waits...

EDIT: It's nearly 14:45 - I can hardly contain myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:02, archived)
# How long is 'an hour or 2'?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# four or five
www.b3ta.com/board/10785641
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 18:33, archived)
# So you have been waiting all day as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:08, archived)
# having a slow day on many accounts
not just b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:30, archived)
# 'Nice going boys, you're playing yesterday's tape...'
Look at those soft massaging hands, mmm...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Sorry to offend...
Is this one any better?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 10:07, archived)
# not really
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Good morn...afternoon!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 10 Jun 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Haven't drawn a CDC on something for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Squishy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Transit of Penus


(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 4:12, archived)
# The chances of anything cumming from Mars....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 5:30, archived)
# speaking of transit
here is a pic i took using my 8" reflector and a sun funnel
frame from cell phone video though, still cool
(maninthespoon, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 7:19, archived)
# treenus
(1.618..., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 8:07, archived)
# That's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)
# get your ass to mars
or something
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 12:37, archived)
# That's just the head on your pint you can't fool me even with your blue beer glass and jubilee clip combo :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:09, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Birdie
(supk9lvr RAWRF., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 3:31, archived)
# Compo it, silly
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Hmmm?
(supk9lvr RAWRF., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# it's christmas?!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:10, archived)
# If it wasn't for the right arm in the lower picture,
that would match the above in a freaky manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:12, archived)
# surreal :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:34, archived)
# Add glasses
and it's BeenerKeeKee!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:58, archived)
# Ha!
Scary, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 3:25, archived)
# My cat would murder that.
Enough already, I'm off to finish drinking, g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:48, archived)
# no, it's not
now go back to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 3:24, archived)
# Home Alone -1
Before the Weasly Shit Could Talk and Make Smug Faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 3:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 3:26, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 3:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 3:33, archived)
# I had some pints to say
Protection?



Why are the doors so small, do they expect that small indian woman to protect all ebay through the gap they left open? She must be a hard bitch...

also...

you smell...

and...

The lock is on the wrong side of the door? They can't even lock a small kitchen cupboard with small people inside of it?

also...

Fatty won't help, he'd run. The loafers also will ignore the tiny kitchen cupboard woman's fate as you bust her chops in to fleece some count on ebay.

about as secure as a toddlers dollhouse.

bunch of cunts.

did I mention you smell?

thanks
AB



(Anal Baby You Smell, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:46, archived)
# fuck is this shit?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:48, archived)
#
gloria gaynal shits
(Anal Baby You Smell, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:49, archived)
# Ex-army, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:51, archived)
# ish
(Anal Baby You Smell, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:53, archived)
# I've only ever heard that phrase 'egg banjo' from forces types.
CSI Internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:08, archived)
# also...
go shove your commentary up your shitpipe.

thanks
Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:01, archived)
# Yeah she's well hard, probably a ninja in disguise.
Btw everyone smells.

It's what the pointy thing on your face is for, mostly.

I have the pints, medication, painkillers etc.

'macho posture'

{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:04, archived)
# Asscunt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 3:27, archived)
# wat
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Starters Monseigneur?

Seams like it hadn't bindun yet.

I take it Springwatch is an English nature-lovers TV programme? Maybe something a bit more universal? Might get some better results from us in the non-pom brigade.
BTW: Gimp for windows sucks aardvark bollocks compared to the linux ver.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:03, archived)
# None of us Limeys like the stupid compo either.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:07, archived)
# try paint.net instead of gimp
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:08, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:14, archived)
# there's fuck all wrong with gimp, I use it all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:26, archived)
# Gimp is pretty good,
but PDN is also good. The thing that would make Paint.NET better is if they had some sort of tool for smoothing off hand-drawn curves.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 3:42, archived)
# said the farmer's daughter to the bishop
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 4:22, archived)
# Been playing with that program a lot lately.
(click for a somewhat larger version)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:14, archived)
# What nonsense are you spouting?
That's like telling people to ride a bicycle rather than replace their rusty old car.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:17, archived)
# Or an easier way of producing OK images for the occasional website image.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:07, archived)
# It is indeed.
Can't see there being an Australian version - a lot of people I've met here seem to treat wildlife as a pest.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:08, archived)
# australians are as scared of the wildlife as it is of them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:12, archived)
# To be quite fair, everything down under can, and will, fuck anything up that crosses its path.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:13, archived)
# I'd like to see a Koala take on a medium sized dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:18, archived)
# It's the chlamydia that gets them in the end, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:19, archived)
# ahahahaha
and the piles
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:19, archived)
# I imagine even koalas have some sort of horrific defence mechanism we're not aware of.
Like acidic blood, or an extra set of jaws on the end of their tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:53, archived)
# eeek!!
*hides behind the sofa*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:02, archived)
# AAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:05, archived)
# some of them have learnt to fly
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:19, archived)
# :O
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Yes and no.
Everyone is rightly scared of Funnelwebs - they are evil spidiferous cunts, those, but seem to shrug off most other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:18, archived)
# More australians hurt themselves panicking over spiders than actually get hurt by spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:26, archived)
# & the sharks, jellyfish, crocodiles, snakes, fish, cone-shells, goannas, dingoes, oh and Maaahhlburnites.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:59, archived)
# Nothing a solid rifle bolt won't sort out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:02, archived)
# Except maybe the jellyfish, those insubstantial bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:03, archived)
# it's that jellied thing again
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:04, archived)
# and those little blue ringed octopus
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:04, archived)
# Dingoes are only dangerous to babies.
I've seen that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:13, archived)
# don't forget the plants
the stinging tree, that can kill just by brushing against it.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:25, archived)
# It doesn't kill,
but can cause pain for up to two years after contact.
Should also be known as the Cuntbush.
Saw some up in FNQ and kept a wide berth...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:32, archived)
# it's a british website, loads of stuff doesn't translate
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:09, archived)
# Que?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:48, archived)
# is it soup or goulash or both?
despite there's something vomit about it i think it looks good
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:15, archived)
# Hungarian Goulash apparently.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hungarian_goulash_soup.jpg
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:47, archived)
# yay!
did i win anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:54, archived)
# There's some jellied spunk floating around somewhere.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry] hurrah!


don't mind if i join you :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:19, archived)
# I can't believe people eat that stuff.
It's made of spit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:20, archived)
# and looks a lot like jellied spunk
the experience is in the texture, apparently

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:26, archived)
# And how exactly does jellied spunk look?
Hmmm?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:40, archived)
# Maybe he works in a Cockney sperm bank?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:45, archived)
# mmm eel bat :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:52, archived)
# a lot like spit ;D
ffs... just let some congeal for a few minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:51, archived)
# "Clean up, aisle 3!"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:00, archived)
# hehehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:20, archived)
# Oysters
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:22, archived)
# I'll pass on the jellied spunk soup, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:40, archived)
# "Waiter theres' a..."
nvm.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:41, archived)
# bored


www.b3tards.com/u/57cc9a3be7d0f074d018/bigga.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Just poopped in for the first time inyoks
And the first thing I see is you and Dick Beattie. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:49, archived)
# braw
alright duke
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Smashing.
Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:51, archived)
# My only (so far) FP was from this trope...
(is that the correct use of the word "trope?")


like click!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:34, archived)
# no freebs
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 4:19, archived)

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