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# 3 years, 10,000 posts, zero fux to give.


Sorry I don't want to show you my knob, so have this GIF.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:03, archived)
# DID SIK
In other news, congratulations.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Houston, we have candles :)
Happy puking Bourbon
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)
# 'grats n yays
:D
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Well done, here, I made you this
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Woo! \o/
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:09, archived)
# hahaha
which sick fucker lit the tampax string?
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:17, archived)
# they always look like a fuse
Edit: Banger up its' arse.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:28, archived)
# no knob:(
Happyb3taday :)
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:11, archived)
# ohh nnoes :(


well, happy b3ta day then :D
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Conga Rats!
Good timing with the postage/b3tadayage
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:19, archived)
# I feel like I've cheated you all, because I've hit 2. XD
I dunno, I think you'd all be better off not seeing my pale skinny self ><
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:20, archived)
# I don't think making people feel better is the point of nekkid tiem
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:25, archived)
# I'm half-pissed right now, shall have to see what happens. XD
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:35, archived)
# happy sick day
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:20, archived)
# Double congrats sir!
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:26, archived)
# :(((
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Hahahaha! Bloody hell!
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:35, archived)
# done
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:44, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:46, archived)
# i enjoyed that, cheers
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:48, archived)
# Hahaha nice one
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:55, archived)
# What is seen
cannot be unseen!
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 9:00, archived)
# That fuckin' giant mouse can just climb over the damn walls hisself.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Oh Christ!
Took a moment, but then...
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Brilliant.
Took me waaaay too long...
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Ha
took a while
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 18:56, archived)
# I Don't Get It
I've just spent all those minutes solving the maze, only to find no CDCs, no rude messages, and the maze isn't impossible, either. What am I missing?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:10, archived)
# The meaning of the internets.
Nothing more, nothing less.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Try focusing at a sliiiightly different height...
:D
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:33, archived)
# christ...
just seen it.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
#
That is genuinely outstanding!
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:47, archived)
# I must just be dim
Is there a kitten face hidden in the bold lines or something?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# eww gross gross
Just seen it. And there I was looking for cute little fluffy bundles.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Nope...
Can't see it, what's going on?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Just kind of relax your focus
as if you had a thousand yard stare.

It's a work of genius.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:18, archived)
# hahaahah!
took a while!
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Thanks all :)
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Outstanding
(, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 0:19, archived)
# wow
fucking impressively done!
(, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 0:47, archived)
# You incredibly clever person.
(, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 7:47, archived)
# what has been seen...
... cannot be unseen. :-(
(, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Brilliant! absolutely spiffing in fact.
(, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Oh, sweet Lord.
Talking of rings...

(, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Christ on skates...
Brilliance! I'm showing everyone, including my mum!
(, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Took me a while.
Kept thinking it was an owl.
(, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:40, archived)
# fucking hell
that took me far, far too long. genius.
(, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Haha, fucking hell!
Took me several seconds to spot that!
(, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Oh wow!
Almost like a Magic Eye picture.
(, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 20:20, archived)
# That is so very, very wrong.
:)
(, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 21:33, archived)
# 100% genius.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Took me a while
I couldn't see it for ages, to the point where I thought the joke was that the maze was impossible or something (turns out it's plenty possible, I'm just shit). Now I can't not see it.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Congratulations
to the reddit frontpage as well.
www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/uzt26/when_you_see_it/
(You should have invested in a water-sign, though.)
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 18:09, archived)
#
Thieving fucks ... AGAIN.
Also, those pricks are criticising my "missing" apostrophe. No, I think you'll find that it's fine as is.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:49, archived)
# It's also on boingboing
I posted a comment about attribution, hopefully that'll get picked up.

EDIT: BoingBoing are editing the story to fix the attribution. They're rather lovely.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 1:07, archived)
# Ooh ta :)
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 8:59, archived)
# JeeenYuss!
I shall twitter this. Horribly.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 19:26, archived)
#
Four minutes of not seeing and now I do. The wait makes it all the better.

I have such a wide smile right now.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)
# :-((((
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 8:02, archived)
# Happy candleday!
coward, no dick, I mean not even reflectoporn.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Cheers!
This double-celebration is more than ill prepared; I planned on having something more than that^ but oh well, there's 23 and a bit hours left.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:32, archived)
# Nicely done Foxworth.
Although, how does the front grille work with the side mounted filters?
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:33, archived)
# The plug's been taken out; it's very rarely in.
How else is the booze going to go in, and how is the swearing and SIK going to get out? :D
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:37, archived)
# His filters have a limited life you know, I hope he changes them.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:51, archived)
# Not if you backflush them occasionally
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:56, archived)
# How do you backflush a chemical exchange?
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:05, archived)
# with sick it appears
(depends on what that exchange is - see water softeners)
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:13, archived)
# Well. poison gas and carbon, usually.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:29, archived)
# happy candles :D
and get your tits out!
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:28, archived)
# Well done
on all counts!
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 4:18, archived)
# Happy big round number and smaller b3ta years number!
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 4:30, archived)
# Happy candle day new person.
Also I've been meaning to ask for years, why does he always wear the mask?
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 8:57, archived)
# Mainly because it looks cool.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# hello
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Lovely, very nicely done.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:23, archived)
# ta!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Uh-Oh, now you've done it.
Balls will be pea'ed in no time.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:23, archived)
# nicely...good likeness
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:26, archived)
# That is simply awesome
Woo Micto
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Nicely:)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
# and
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:35, archived)
# purrfect
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# I tried to turn this into a game of Pong
but GIMP hates me today.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:36, archived)
# I think happytoast already dun it anyway
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:39, archived)
# steeeeeve!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:29, archived)
# It looks great, but I have no idea who it is
and Gary Lineker doesn't start with Steve
edit: through the magic of filenaming the reply gifs I've found out who it is, I've also never seen a single film he's been in.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:31, archived)
# nice
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:33, archived)
# i miss gmos
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# a prince died, so tonight i'm shopping him again
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:35, archived)
# dropping like flies :(
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:38, archived)
# :'(
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:49, archived)
# What happened to the lad?
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:16, archived)
# GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:36, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemosssssssss

(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:40, archived)
#

(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Lives of quiet desperation...
'I like this!'
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Oh GMOS why have you forsaken us?
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 3:28, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:49, archived)
# nice
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Top stuff there mister!
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:22, archived)
# old skool cule
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:29, archived)
# a thing
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:13, archived)
# trippy
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:15, archived)
# needs more treadmill
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:16, archived)
# this reminds me of those creepy isometric games with nightmarish characters like knightlore, sweevos world and head over heels
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:19, archived)
# coming from a jet set willy-esq 2d world
i could never get the hang of those. batman made no sense whatsoever. looked cute tho.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:21, archived)
# woah
spectrum-loadingscreen-tastic :)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:21, archived)
# oooo!! spring fashion :D
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:22, archived)
# :)
springfootwatch
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Need to stop watching to reply..
I do like this, and at least that slinky thing is never going to get to the top just to realise it forgot its wallet
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:25, archived)
# @!#?@!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:25, archived)
# This is making my brain go all wrong
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:28, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:21, archived)
# I've just spent the last 10 minutes trying to remember the name of an old Amiga game I had :(
It had a pyramid arrangement of cube tiles that looked very much like this, and the object was to run up and down the screen changing the colours of the tiles as you walked over them, while avoiding balls that bounced down them
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:41, archived)
# Q*bert?
possibly a clone called Q*Bic if it was on the Amiga.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:59, archived)
# Woah
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:28, archived)
# how rare and good
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Looks like someone's been to a show :)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# ha!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:05, archived)
# nice, i'll stick this here now the boards moved
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Poor guy's just doing his job.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:32, archived)
# poor? how and why do you perceive the guy as such?
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 0:53, archived)
# I don't really know where this was going, so gave up. I did HAVE a plan when i started.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:07, archived)
# I love this...
Is there a wallpaper sized version?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# get a netbook and it already is
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Well, the version I was making
is much bigger, but not made with wallpaper proportions in mind. If B3tards will let me I'll upload it to my profile but it is the size of Mars.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Dropbox is your friend...
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# I don't know dropbox
But a bigger version is on my profile, the max B3tards would allow.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:19, archived)
# *saved*
Thanx missus!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:39, archived)
# My pleasure!
If you feel like improving it, carry on!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:44, archived)
# deffo a tranny, massive hands
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# pfffffffffft
Tranny penguin is pissed,
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:18, archived)
# nah i think the penguin has been tricked, thought it was meeting a bird, then this big handed ugly blonde tranny shows up
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:48, archived)
# It could be
that every girl you meet doesn't have big hands. Perhaps your penis is just far away?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 21:00, archived)
# i'm not sure how a picture of a tranny has anything to do with the girls i meet , or how that relates to my penis
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Fair enough
I retract my comment.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# i retract my penis then
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 21:25, archived)
# You can do that?
I think some sort of GIF is in order
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 21:36, archived)
# It's sad the hormone treatment seemingly takes years to affect the hands.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# i do think the doctors should say, look we will help you look more ish like a sort of women, but fucks sake you've got bigger hands than frank bruno, fuck all we can do to sort that
soften the blow
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 21:10, archived)
# I reckon hands are probably not major a concern when having the full genital slashing op.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Never mind all that
Tell me about the ladyboys
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# remember to wash your massive hands
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# ok
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# just a bit of fun :)
don't eat his food
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)
# I'd be intrigued to see nude versions of these
er, for umm, artistic purposes of course

yes, anatomy and all that
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:14, archived)
# 'lo Toasty
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Evening Prof
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:26, archived)
# I've never tried to draw a nude.
Pin Up style is more my thing, and I'm learning as i go.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:26, archived)
# No pube, not real!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Optimising always kills it.
It was in the original
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:16, archived)
# What a smashing blouse
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:26, archived)
# 'ning matey :)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Glamorous!
Also, stupid penguin!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:32, archived)
# :D
He had been left out recently and this pic was going downhill fast so i popped him in.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:42, archived)
# would
thepenguin;)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 22:54, archived)
# That's a fantastic reflection
I'm assuming reflection, rather than sudden development of conjoined twin
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
# lovely
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:50, archived)
# looks like
Ulorin Vex
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Not forgetting her LIZard traits ;)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:49, archived)
# zing!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# I did not know
this information.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# I like to be informative.
You never know when it might come up in a pub quiz.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:07, archived)
# It is duly noted
and stored to amaze my freinds at a later date!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Hello Mata :)
This made me chuckle when I saw it on your site t'other day - as did Part 1 ;)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:07, archived)
# A Unicorn, a unicorn.... a unicorn, a unicorn....

(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:20, archived)
# obi wan babysitting :)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:43, archived)
# It's Qui Gon Jinn, not Obi Wan :(
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# I thought that a year or 2 ago
but its obi wan. Its when he visits camino to look at all the wee Fetts.
Press escape to pause the gif and see.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Hmmm, you're right, it's in the beard.
Why is it I can only see Qui Gon in this gif?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Its a jedi mind trick
he fooled me into thinking he was Qui Gon for ages, the cunt.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:04, archived)
# man i love this star trek fella, i'm always lolling at it
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# is that that Dark Invader fella without his mask?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:57, archived)
# i think so, i'm not really up on all the latest stargate stuff, but i do so lol when it is mixed with a you've been framed clip, i'm like this
'oh you've been framed is on b3ta, no hold on, it's that fella from stars war, oh lol it's like he is in you've been framed, haha'

everytime, again and again
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Deliberately misunderstanding for comic effect is right lolly.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# i no, it is wahy i fit in here so well, i'm all like lol
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I was expecting him the fly across the screen..
* disappointed wobbly, is disappointed.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:23, archived)
# sorry:(
work and football was on:)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 22:53, archived)
# One of the best of these I've seen
Good job Herman
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] R2-Tweet-2
Purely because of the one on the links page!

(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
# secondhand droids! going cheep!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:59, archived)
# They went up in the last budgiet.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:03, archived)
# always pecking away at our profits
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:06, archived)
# WOO!
washing's done, i'm out of here!
'bye all!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:14, archived)
# i hear they go for chicken feed these days
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Trilling!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:03, archived)
# as a scouser, i find this incredibly amusing
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:05, archived)
# This is brilliant, and I shall tweet it.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# *shames*
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
# i always see these and want to recreate them in lego
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:11, archived)
# I'd like a game with these sort of textures in 3d
I think it would look stylish
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:14, archived)
# i'd like to try living inside such a game
i believe there would be dragons.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# it could be quite epic
probably a good idea to quietly level up in secret

so that when shit goes down, the shit goes down harder due to your badassery. Then you get like loads of gold and shit, and nobody bothers you again until the sequel.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:24, archived)
# yeah
i'd be all like "look at me, i'm rich and i've got a big sword and leather clothes!"
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:32, archived)
# a bit of a Smash Monkey Warrior Princess what you mean I'm not a princess I've got a fucking sword thing going on?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:33, archived)
# a bit, yeah
only they wouldn't DARE say i wasn't a princess, not after what i did to the last village....
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
# That stinging review in "Which Village" still haunts them to this day.
The bit where you called the central water-feature "mediocre" caused the mayor a whole week of shame.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)
# there was simply nothing to pull the architectural style together
the whole village might as well have been built by throwing bundles of hay and sticks into the air and leaving them where they landed
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# do you think i should get drunk?
i'm currently having a small brango
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Do you want to get drunk?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# not really
i fancy a drink, maybe two, but that's it.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Getting drunk will solve that.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:00, archived)
# more than likely
i'm still waiting for this washing to finish, then i have to get the bus ho e with it, hang it out, do the dishes, tidy up and get myself comfy. then, maybe, i can go to the shop for booze.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Now that's a name for a game.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:56, archived)
# yes it is
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
# You and your dragons.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:27, archived)
# i like dragons
nothing wrong with that
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:32, archived)
# tasty dragon cutlets served with mixed vegetables in a rich dragonblood stock
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:33, archived)
# dragons taste of sulphur, everyone knows that
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# they do when they come out the other end
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:41, archived)
# who'd want to eat second-hand dragon meat?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# I think plenty of takeaways would buy it on the cheap
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:29, archived)
# suddenly a wild microwave appears
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I SELECT YOU! "TASTYSNACK"
*throws "TASTYSNACK" into microwave
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Nice to see a local thread store thriving.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:18, archived)
# I dunno man, it's saturday
and there's only one dude outside
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# They're all inside, buying thread.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
# probably having a hot thread orgy
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# GJM
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Fixed that for you

You're welcome.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:45, archived)
#
woah i forgot i posted this
(, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 7:31, archived)
# christ it didn't look that green when I saved it
Ah well you get the joke and I'm loaded on pain kilers so don't really care

(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:47, archived)
# New Lloyds TSB mascot!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:54, archived)
# hovercat is mowing his psychedelic lawn
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Post of the day right here.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Aw man, imagine how good a nice tasty lolipop would be right now, smashy.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# got one in my pocket
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:08, archived)
# I have many
in my fridge

many

I might go get one now
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
# i'm currently sucking on an orange one
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:11, archived)
# I'm just about to stick a thick juicy purple one into my mouth
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:12, archived)
# and an iced lolly too
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:13, archived)
# i didn't know you could bend that far down
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# oh my, I'm just filth, really.
Dirty dirty filth.

*eats a fruit pastille*
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# i may have a zoom
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Well that's you on Moggy's ignore list.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:13, archived)
# I thought she angryleft
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:14, archived)
# again?
would that be the fifth time?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I really.. don't know
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Fifth, fiftieth. They're both numbers that will be reached and breached.
Flounce is too powerful a word to apply to Dave's occasional absences.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# I bet she's lurking
and tutting in a Japanese accent every time catcoper pops up.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Tutto desu!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:33, archived)
# I don't know, she didn't ignore atomic or myself.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Novak Jockovic
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] that's a big sporran
I don't think the doctors got Phil's diagnosis quite right.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# all the better for keeping his balls warm
looks like phil has a doze of thrush
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 16:55, archived)
# When they hatch, they will be proclaimed his legitimate heirs
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# CATNIPPPPPPPPP
:)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# arrrrrrgh
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
# you bad, bad person
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:18, archived)
# *snort*
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:41, archived)
# That's my doggy that is :)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# no pets atm
may get another spider soon, or maybe a snake
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:54, archived)
# I had a snake many years ago.
He was a huge Indian python who went to live at Linton Zoo when he got a bit snappy.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:02, archived)
# ex boyfriend landed me with a massive carpet python when we split
wasn't long before i threatened to kill him if he didn't come and get it. i like snakes, but it weighed a ton, it was an escape artist and i was fed up of defrosting mice in front of the heater
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:08, archived)
# pfft
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:45, archived)
# 100% fact
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:49, archived)
# argh no
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:17, archived)
# George Michael's looking outlandish, these days.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:28, archived)
# hah!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Hisssssssssss!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Pfft
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Cunning joke, excellent!

(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:05, archived)
# haha!
:)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:08, archived)
# pffft!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)
# HMHB?
"Careful now, that swan can break your arm"
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:55, archived)
# *googles*
EDIT/ AH!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Half past four?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)
# no job too small
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:40, archived)
# i was thinking that about countsdown's Rachel Riley earlier today.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
# meh sod chicks that can count, she'd be all like ' that's your 5th pint you know'
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Yeah but you could tollerate that
if you were getting to ram one up her pie.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:57, archived)
# So it is, and after two more you will not look like your mum to me anymore.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Jubilee trout
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# *mans the harpoon*
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Thar she blows!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
# hello
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:09, archived)
# oof
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Alright, alright, keep your 'air on
It's a conditioned response.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)
# *headdesks*
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Good job I didn't post this one then.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
# <insert missing spang picture here>
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Yes, but which one?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
# What a wonderful sense of (de-)humidifier
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:36, archived)
#

(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# best friends
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:25, archived)
# sweet
in a disquieting fashion
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Well damn
That was my dream o.0
I coaxed a cat in and it attacked my eye, although admittedly it wasn't dangling at the time
Love the motion
Edit: and I don't believe I was undead
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:31, archived)
# better than my dream
of having my nose eaten off by a fox :(
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:40, archived)
# That does sound slightly worse
and I expect you smelled terrible /oldjokes
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:59, archived)
# pfff
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Maybe it's a premonition
You're the new Nostrildamus.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:14, archived)
# i haven't foreseen the coming of the demons
as portrayed in the film, demons.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)
# don't you eyeball me you zombie bastard
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:36, archived)
# nice swiping action, & i like the zombie fella's spaz-hand
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# i don't think it's a spaz hand
more a torn-off stump
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# i mean the hand nearest the camera
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:54, archived)
# ah, right
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Palsied.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Awww
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:56, archived)
# thats lovely
:)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:59, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Cat toys FTW!

(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Aww!
Sort of.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Lovely
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 22:47, archived)
# 'noon! not disturbing anyone, i hope?


having made this, i'm sure i've seen the source pig before, sorry
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:56, archived)
# :D there's nobody here to disturb
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:13, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not the only one who wears a top hat and a bath towel together.
:D
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# if i wasn't disturbed before, this wouldn't do it
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:24, archived)
# top hole!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:04, archived)
# s'all about teh posh...
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:17, archived)
# you can have all the caviar you like
it's fucking disgusting fishy mess that pops on the roof of your mouth >.<
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:26, archived)
# What's not to like?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Spiffing.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)
# No, I have no idea why I did it?


NING B3TA!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 8:15, archived)
# Is it...
...A Ecclesiastical Id Fix Grip I Oil Our Up?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 8:21, archived)
# Yes..
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 8:24, archived)
# Is it......
Luscious fig lips expel idiocratic aria?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 8:41, archived)
# YES!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 8:59, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Ning Wobbly.
I'd rearrange her vowels and consonants anyday If you know what I mean

(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 8:39, archived)
# yeah, i'd give her one from the top and the rest from anywhere else, phwoar!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 8:49, archived)
# I'd chuck a fuck right up 'er
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 8:58, archived)
# What a pleasant way of phrasing it...
I have spent the last three and a half hour sorting out my plumbing (central heating) and I pop back to find that the last new post was posted at 8:15?
WTF is going on here?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 12:06, archived)
# I thought three and a half hours was a long time to sort out your plumbing
You used to toss off several by seven every morning ;)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 17:36, archived)
# ^ True....
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 20:25, archived)
# You want to get into her vowels?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 9:31, archived)
# she can select the inverted T formation in my numbers round any day.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 10:02, archived)
# ^ This
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 12:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:30, archived)
# I have seen Countdown recorded a couple of times
I should have kidnapped her.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 0:36, archived)
# 'ning!
It might be better if the first few letters were transposed. Then again, I may be talking out of my hungover, "I'm sorry Mr Finnbar, but you can never drink again" arse.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 9:11, archived)
# 4 letters wobblers.
F
A
R
T

fart
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 9:31, archived)
# You're better than me. I got 3.
ICE
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# hang on!
SUPERLAGER

\o/ I am an supwerwin!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Riley-tastic!
Must've been a long wait for that round to start...

(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 9:39, archived)
# nice pair of yidos!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 12:05, archived)
# SoccerBall lols!

(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Haha
Great first post to see today!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha
I tried saying that out loud and it sounded quite atrocious.

EDIT: Sneaky new compo idea TJ
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1638067
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Ha ha. FP this now!
Oh wait...
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Ace! :D
And, the obligatory '^ Would'
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Also, I have amended the crossword below ... apologies for my shit clues, I blame the beer :(
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:18, archived)
# oooooo, big words
where the fuck is every cunt?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# I was just wondering that.
Five-and-a-half hours without a new thread must be a record, surely?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Ditto
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:51, archived)
# yup
right, i'm off then :D
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:04, archived)
# *waves*
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)
# It is a record and don't call me shirley
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Her rack is much bigger than Carol's
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# and far less saggy.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 14:24, archived)
# goatess redemption, shawshank goatsee?

edit - ah shit, it just looks like dude peering into a hole.
fail! *kills self*
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 7:51, archived)
# Definitely a fail
You must copy the original hands from the original image (not forgetting the ring - and no cropping one hand and mirroring; it's cheating).
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 9:13, archived)
# i did that first,
but this is supposed to be a view from the inside, looking out, and the original hands won't work for that.
this one doesn't really work, as it looks like the hands are the prison governer's
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 9:39, archived)
# it looks fine!
well, not fine - you know what i mean :)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# merge it with this pic of an endoscopy and you'll have yourself an winrar! (minus the text of course)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)

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