Does it come with a nail in the middle of the back?
{edit} heh, just read the filename

but oh so good :)

fits the bill perfectly

his genius was heaven-senheisser 598 noise cancelling ear buds

I was Bangin' Olufsen.

do a little sex wee

Congrats. This wins *click* number 1337

Ace!

The end.

this is the 1st one of these animal art posts i have really liked!

(great idea for a compo, but in practise it doesn't work for me! .... until now!)

*click*

This cat will have wings

/80's blog

I don't like babies.

Now do the one of the bloke holding the car tyres.

On second thoughts...

*click*

*clicks*

I like a nice aerial screw.

a thing of beauty!

repurposed compo entry

*instantly makes desktop wallpaper*

Seriously that works so well :D

and I was trapped with you and a random woman in a cottage. the lock on the front door had broken and I was trying to fix it but you kept trying to show me your star wars figures.
then some zombies broke in just before I fixed the lock and the woman was bitten so we locked her out.

was she fit?

How are we going to survive the zombie plague if you're always checking out women and playing with your wookie?

Disappointing lack of phallic symbolism in this one though

(It's alien technology)

It's like a cross between Wagner and The Wacky Races.

(They don't get along)

It looks like love-hate to me.

Also, just this minute finished this. Supposed to be Jotaro from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, but... you know... not.

I think this'll be the start of a series of pictures like this. Not sure what the theme will be though.

Only instead of being a detective he's the detective's assistant, and he's constantly dispairing of how rubbish his boss is and always solves the case in an instant, but it too apathetic to tell anyone.

Or not. Whatever. I'm easy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncwISQG5FvI
(kinesthesia trachus aphex twin mix)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WvyQjukVHU
Chromatics - There's a Light Out On the Horizon

not too far from that. The main protagonist gets locked out of his flat after an argument with his flatmate, and blah blah blah something about scientists in an underground bunker and zombies and stuff.

I wrote the first draft hungover.

Shouldn't be too long, I'm not exactly writing Watchmen here. XD

My morning has been mostly pompous twits. This was a much needed relief.

but why has Bromfield got Sequential Art's eyebrows strapped to his knees?

Please move away from Maria's sword NOW.

but I saw this as soon as Georges Bizet came on the winamp thingy. Strangely fitting.

Try some White Zombie now.

(i tried to make a bee)

and his film was ace, but he is quite easy to mock, so I took the easy route.

i bet the KLF had wished they had done that now.

I take it it's ok then? His art I find a bit obvious and 6th form in its humour and complexity, but I still like it, cos I like people drawing on buildings and that.

Seriously though, at least there's something interesting about his stuff. I was most miffed when they painted over the CCTV mural opposite the Blue Posts off Oxford Street. It was a comforting Friday night thing for me, then - gone.

prankster than his political side, which is where I think his talent really lies. Impossible to know how much of it is a hoax, too, which is a neat trick to have pulled off.

is that the whole "anonymous" thing no longer works. It means that you can't take him too seriously as an artist because you don't see him discussing his work (and illegal street art seems an odd area for a wealthy middle aged man to work in), and you no longer think he is an outsider because he's worked with some really big brands.

He'll be painting snogging Water Voles next!

and clickies.

*beauties*

I did this last night...

whereas the popular page is the community vote and so is actually probably a better sign of quality.

I'm lucky that at least one mod must like my stuff, that's all (and, before the inevitable from someone - no, I am not that mod)

That said, what makes it to the fp / popular page rarely correlates with what I expect to do well. I've certainly made plenty of stuff I've been pleased with which has then gone down badly and vice-versa.

And I can never grumble about the quality of stuff that you put up here - it's a standard to aim at.

Sorry I wasn't having a biff at you, just a minor non-specific biff!

hahahaha i usually dont get/like most things on the front page because im not british but this is amazing

i'm not happy with them crates in the background though. i can only feck around for so long before i get frustrated, i hate tricky cam movements.

fuck, they need shadows too. bollocks.

the jape remains the same

Nice original image, too.

But while I know the meme, I don't know the source. What fillum be it from?

I shall update my memebanks accordingly.

i'll stress myself out

but now you've pointed it out, you've completely ruined it.
it's shit now ;)

only a few more to go

Lot of action in the foreground to overcome.

And Woo! CHUG!

/ac

Love the way the sun glints off it.

*gets bag of Trill*

c'est une hélicoptčre


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I want to put the design 'Ceci n'est pas une T-shirt' on a T-shirt and watch philosopher's minds BLOW

that'd only encourage us.

We'd probably try to buy it off you. We're like that.

Badom tish

私はほとんど狂牛病を欠場

c'est un ex-chat. I wish to register a complaint.

Sorry, I'll get me coat.

EDIT now formally down-classified to Work In Progress



Tony award
Black toe
Burnt knee
Blackburn

Benito Mussolini
Author Tony Black
Jazz musician Bernie Black
Obscure metallers Burn To Black.

TONY BLACKBURN!

In your face, Wildyles!

I remember Moyles having a sample on his show about 10 years ago, a squeaky scouse voice going 'Eh! It's me, Tony Burn!' - no idea what it was about though...

Administered your 1337 click yet?

Not at all, I've got nothing to post!

Been around since the early 80s, promotes a lot of dance-type stuff, and he sounds exactly like that Moyles voice. :-)

Looking at the biog, it's no wonder Moyles & Co knew him

He used to cut it in over songs, annoyingly.

but needs more Buffy

Amazed this could work

I'm trying to get shadows right.

Why do other people always make my stuff 10 times better? :D

I can't see it myself...

Is that penguin flicking the V's??
Also: compo it!

he is a nasty piece of work, that one. I'll compo it but wasn't sure it fitted the bill really.

First The Wrong Trousers, now this...

I think Rude Penguin would make a great Banksy-esque stencil.

and don't tempt me...

Ah, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.

:-)

But which one's older?

'click'

very silly

Very much my sense of humour!

this

In this game, not!

"England vs Italy is currently looking like 22 starving zombies weakly slapping at each other over a dead sewer rat."

I mean, fucking hell, that match was tedious. And we didn't even win.

Il Savaged da tre leoni italiani!

then I watched 'Attack the Block', thus avoiding any stress and misery involved in watching the footballs. What is it about fans of the footballs that they don't remember that England goes out in the quarter finals (traditionally in a penalty shootout following a lumpen performance)?

Incidentally, it seems my next *click* will be no. 1337.

a) that's quite a few pics I've enjoyed over the years - thanks peoples!

b) Number 1337 itself had best be the most jaw-droppingly awesome thing ever to grace the internet. Come on b3ta - I'm throwing the gauntlet here!

I am the clicking lurker and I share your sentiment. Many thanks people of B3ta

i had had my 1337 no. of posts the other day but didn't say anything because i'd get told off for not having sent a postal order to rob.

you should be ashamed of yourself.

I wonder how this one will turn out.

and I'm just finishing up the finale - it seems to be even more sinister this time around...

please do not stop.

Plenty more on the way, at semi-regular intervals

I really enjoy these

Lovely work btw :D

not, lovely stuff

Smashing as per!!! :)

It will give you an ear-worm of Boa constrictor proportions.

'J Effffffffff-ffffff Kayyyyyyyyyy...'

*clicks*

Some classic b3tans mentioned there.

...and there's something faintly quo-based about the strange shape in the trees.

was strikingly different.

I vaguely remember from something or other?

The internet: It's a big place.

He makes me giggle with his antagonistic sarcasm.

The kennel's a nice touch

Woo!

just sayin'.

Love the chap's triumphant smirk :)
(Also, just found this pic of the original models for the painting: maryckhayes.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/28094.jpg)

the kinky mare.

but I think the angle of the strike was such that the tip of the blade was above her right ear.

R.I.P. Lonesome George :( www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18574279

V. sad.

it's the last of his species... as far as I'm concerned *that* should be on the front pages today rather than some footy game...

Extinction is forever.

So long George and your species

species subspecies

The species Galápagos tortoise (Chelonoidis nigra) is still extant, not extinct. The subspecies Pinta Island tortoise (Chelonoidis nigra abingdoni) is now extinct.

All these are ace.

Ta

A lovely idea, executed well in all of 'em, but this one did make me do a proper office guffaw.

Brill. *click*

It all spiralled a bit out of control after the first couple!

Got a bit carried away there... I think I need to back away from the 'puter for a bit.