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# And then
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)
# I think I might actually stay y'know.
Lube tiem.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# If he needs reminding of the importance of gel then he deserves anything that's coming.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# ^^this
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Indeed!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I know someone who looks a lot like that.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I think I'd let "her" use the gel
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# You dirty fecker!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# ooh dear god man!
don't preclude your gel!!!

gel should clude in a natural unforced manner.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:51, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:33, archived)
# 'turn and run'...?...NEVER!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Have I missed Venn Diagram Tuesday?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Does Father Christmas not like children?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
#
Only the NICE ones.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Whereas Jesus, Jimmy and Gary are less discerning? Fair point.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:43, archived)
#
I suspect he sells off the list of naughty ones to them other fellas.

[edit] obv. not Jesus, being omniscient and all I'd imagine he'd already know who they were and if they liked a bumming.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Come and sit on my knee
and I'll tell you all about it.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I'm more worried by the fact he thinks Gary Glitter doesn't dress funny.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
# VERY good point.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:57, archived)
# ...and Jimmy Saville?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Did he have a secret beard?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
# I can only seem to remember Glitter
without a beard as well.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Oh he's beardy enough now
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:07, archived)
#
I think his hair has just sunk through his head out to the other side. You should get a look at his balls I bet it's like a forest down there.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Most of us are too old to get a look at his balls
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Strange use of the word "should" here
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Sorry, I got confused!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Nope. Still going.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
# is it? excellent
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
# The space outside the circles
Would be full of computer rendered norks.

(also hello)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:03, archived)
# hello missy, nice to see you on board again :)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Hurrah for quiet office afternoons
Did I miss anything fun?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Um, Freebase, Moggy and THE POPE
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:07, archived)
# THE POPE?
Did he really shit in the woods?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# lots
there was JJ's stalker
lots of complaining that b3ta's not like it used to be
47 flounces
and we've tracked down where smug bastard had his photo taken

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Ha! You can tell we're all getting older
With the "it's not like it used to be" thing.

I know enough about the JJ stalker thing, I went up to see him a week or so ago, she sounds like the wheel's spinning but the hamsters dead.

[edit] Also where was it taken? That's a piece of internet history right there!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# she killed the hamster by trying to genetically alter it to look like one of JJ's characters and then putting it up her bottom
she then took a photo of it in situ and faxed it to JJ's family members.

edit - Germany, he's a stock photo superstar - Prodigy69 has all the info if he's about
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# It wouldn't shock me in the least what that fruit loop gets up to in her 'hobby' time
She even messaged me on Deviant art.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Surely this is Dead && Alive rather than Dead || Alive?
Dave Gahan would be better suited in there.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# No wait. Schrödinger's cat.
No wait. That would be dead AND alive.

Fuck it, I don't know. I'm going for a lie down.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Surely Gary Glitter dresses more bizarrely than Saville?
Or is it that the beard makes him that little more pervier? Pertastic? Perverted?

Meh.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:01, archived)
# it's always vd tuesday
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:02, archived)
# No way.
I'm reposting this since it broke me mentally and it's off the board now...



CFB
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# That is truly beautiful!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# ...with the possible exception of the manky toenail and burned knee...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Fuck Gandalf!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:57, archived)
# it was quiet so i decided to create a topical image.... topical if you've been in a coma since 1983 that is
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Cheese lion.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:24, archived)
# I don't want nobody else
I love you
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Nice Eyeworks Cap'n!

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:28, archived)
# The cherub on the left has a touch of the Kermits about his peepers, but thanks.
Jumping orange shapes ftw!

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Better than mine - cherub on the right's eye goes all blobby when he looks down
I think I got a bit carried away cloning in the white bit and removed some of his eyelid.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Kuato lives!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Also:
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:46, archived)
# It's pay day this week and they are my bank
I have a few worries at the back of my head right now.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:08, archived)
# A friend was supposed to be flying to Mexico on Sunday for another friend's wedding.
NatWest happily crushed that particular dream when she went to withdraw the money for her pesos on Saturday morning.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# dickbags
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:57, archived)
# 100% correct.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:01, archived)
# I have a love hate relationship with your things..
Mainly because they are so very good and remind me of my complete lack of hummus and talent. :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Cheers.
(I think).

;)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Haha, super eye work there...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Oh, Beehive!
Another quality C.H. product...
I done a little click
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# :D
haha!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:58, archived)
# cockweasles yoda vs dooku
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)
# how did they go from the fantastic phantom Menace fight to the shite in episide 2 and 3?
awful and clearly needed cockweasle's input
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:36, archived)
# i like star wars, i'm not a massive fan but i thought episodes 1 - 3 were all piss poor,
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I think 'toast's only claiming the *fight* was good in 1.
I too thought 1-3 were utter shite.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# oh yes
i read that wrong. it was ok, i guess.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I like the bit where they do the closeups of them waving neon tubes so their faces light up
yet in the wide shots the lightsabers don't emit any light.

Nice details ILM.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I quite liked yoda zipping all over the place.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I like the fighting goblin
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# go on wee man!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Ha!
Ning all. Ten minutes of monging for the day and then bed. What a life.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:59, archived)
# That pretty much describes my life since I finished uni for the Summer.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:11, archived)
# we call it wanking here
;)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
The Woo is strong with this one
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Aces.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Haha, yes...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# *glee*

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:38, archived)
# go paper goblin
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:59, archived)
# a splendid
collaboration.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:58, archived)
# here's my latest blanket design
yes, i basically nicked it off the internet, but i coloured it all in myself and when i make it, it'll be wool, not plastic beads.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:49, archived)
# woo !
Super Mario Bros theme now playing inside my head
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:54, archived)
# i didn't think i'd be able to do this
until i saw the pixellated image online
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:57, archived)
# good luck
hope you have fun making it
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:02, archived)
# i will :)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:03, archived)
# yay Mario
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:01, archived)
# ha!
still got that pic of the twins as mario and luigi. that was you, wasn't it?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:03, archived)
# yup :D
bet they're getting to be a handful roundabout now haha....
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:05, archived)
# induction day today
their first introduction to "big school"
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:07, archived)
# aaw lovely...enjoy all of it
it all passes so quick.....filmed our youngest son's first day(infants)...two brothers holding his hand....new lunchbox in his backpack......he starts University in October....................got him a new lunchbox ;)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:14, archived)
# went on my arse going to pick them up last week
bruised both palms, one arm, sprained the same arn and bruised both legs. the right leg is still a mess, so of course they want to climb all over it :/
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:19, archived)
# freebase one next
:)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)
# FUCKblanket
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# yes!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:22, archived)
# :-) branch onto stained glass as well!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# change the green to magenta
and add a few pubes.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:37, archived)
# " Evenin' all" :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Ello ello. Wots orl this, then?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
#
:D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:51, archived)
# arf :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:01, archived)
# this looks disturbingly like a scene from the avengers
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Ha ha!
Dixon Bawls of Dock Green.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Love it :D reminds me of Terry Gilliams animations for Monty Python.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:54, archived)
# cheers
' gave me a chuckle when I put everything in place and pressed "go" :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Nothing more satisfying than finishing a GIF and it turns out exactly the way you wanted it. :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Plod-plod-plod
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# government spending cuts - police force has shrunk
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:00, archived)
# If everyone was good they'd be out of a job :)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:03, archived)
# That type of copper would just clip you round the ear, no matter what the crime
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Aww. Bless 'im! Keepin' the streets safe at night.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:06, archived)
# howls :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Teeheehee!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Tee hee
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Needs more coat opening and lacy underwear :)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha definitely :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:10, archived)
# That's put me right off my afternoon sherry
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Resists putting a poop shaken out of his trouser leg :-)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Yes please!
*applies*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Is there any way of stopping firefox putting in the stupid dark background when you load single images?
It makes your cfb very dark.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:37, archived)
#
how about now?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:56, archived)
# After After=
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:41, archived)
# I like this
but I wish it was smaller. Giant fonts and large drawings give me head ache.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:43, archived)
# me too
now I see that even the thumbnailed version looks better than the original
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Transparent background renders this unreadable.
Bloody firefox.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:50, archived)
# ill just try to upload different image
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:52, archived)
# I copy pasted it into photoshop in the end,
I was just having a moan about Firefox.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Cor,
thanks man.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Potter! .....Potter!! ..... POTTER!!! ..... POTTER!!!! ... POTTER!!!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:46, archived)
# this works really well
why aren't there more comments ?

Knowing Me, Knowing You ! Ah Ha -rry Potter !
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:25, archived)
# You couldn't make it up...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:25, archived)
# With all credit to Mr Barryheadwound


This is the best I could do.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:48, archived)
# that makes no sense and you know it :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha I dont know what you mean...
*kneecocks*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:59, archived)
# it's lovely colours and layout though ;)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
#
Layout: A
Colours: A+
Meaning: E-
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
# you're a venn a laugh!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Oof.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:34, archived)
# My God!
It's full of sets!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Aw I was going to try that!
Still great tho'!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Coctonee?
I don't get it.

Fine stuff. I get the sense of a door which, once opened, may be hard to close...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# You swine!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:23, archived)
# stone me mush,
that's going to take me Half Hour to work out !
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:08, archived)
# I wouldnt bother...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Edward Scissorhands' cousin - Tony Cockhand
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha! I think I have seen that video.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Wouldn't the cocteau section include knee too?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:15, archived)
# yes and here is my explanation.....
*runs*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# unless it's no longer called cocteau!!
then it would be née cocteau!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Ahh, clever!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Sweetest revenge!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)
# the snack that bites back
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:11, archived)
# ....

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:25, archived)
# :-)
Barely changes Mr Le Bon.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:28, archived)
# They just wanna
make shomeone happeee
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:33, archived)
# ahh cha-cha-chaaa!!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:11, archived)
# This can only end one way...
Do you think you can create a character for the show.
For a chance to see your own creation on the set of Rastamouse enter the Design a Character Competition in the new Rastamouse Magazine.
Enjoy drawing your pictures! - Team Rastamouse

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:27, archived)
# I am no way affiliated with Rastamouse
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Wha g'wan Missy D?

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# The Bumpkin Billionaires circa 1986 ?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Well identified!
Though - according to the blog I got it off - it was 1979... it's not just Tintin strips I like to vandalise...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Meh
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:44, archived)
# I think the competition is probably aimed at children
(unlike the programme, which is aimed at stoned students)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:24, archived)
# I fail to see why this stops me from entering
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:08, archived)
# inevitably
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:40, archived)
# dirty old cow..
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Pull the udder one!
Arf! :-D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Don't milk it now
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# he wouldn't dairy
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# I like her high heeled shoes...
:D

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:33, archived)
# They're making it into a moovie
: D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Cameos by Hugh Heffer and Leather Locklea?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Co-starring Sarah Jessica Parker
as the talking horse
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# This could be another good project for her....

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Filth, utter filth...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# i had not heard of that book until the other day
from reading a quick article i gleaned that it is erotic twilight fan fiction for frustrated housewives.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:06, archived)
# I remember when I first read the "fan fiction" known as "slash"...
...it seems to be in general horrifying, badly written and hilarious in equal measure.

You've not read anything of note until you've read Blakes 7 gay slash fiction written by a menopausal goth divorcee sitting somewhere on the Asperger's spectrum.

And you'll only ever read that sort of thing once, so enjoy it whilst your eyes aren't bleeding.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:32, archived)
# she's holding that book with her feet
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:07, archived)
# My dad used to do that when he started to go long-sighted
and the best distance for seeing things was about four feet away
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# I can't stand Dwayne....
'gainst my window.... bringin' back sweet memories....



Click for bigger (341 kb)


i never can quite get skin tones right!!!... any suggestions??
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:38, archived)
# racist!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Arf
a combination of Curves, Hue/Saturation and bootpolish
0_0
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Ha-ha!
If you're using Photoshop - for a quick fix, 'colour balance' is pretty good. But if you're after something a little more precise, I tend to use 'hue and saturation' to get an overall match, then play around with 'selective colour' for the fine tuning.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:57, archived)
# :D
i never can quite get skin tones right!!!... any suggestions??

CMD+B add a bit more green...

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Haha!
:-)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:00, archived)
# skin tones try 'match colour' in photoshop, or mess around with colour balance, saturation
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:35, archived)
# You never kno-ow!
:D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# ooh..
thanks for the advice folks (it needed a bit more green.. also messed with shadows/midtones/highlights)

Looks much better now (also worked on the lip..)

think it's the best faceswap i've done!




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(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Hope you don't mind but I've given my epic Tony Blackburn Venn from yesterday a bit of a rework to try and give it the epicness I think it merits.


Click for full epicness (275kb)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:57, archived)
# Now do..
Tony Hancock

hehehe :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Hahaha
No. This one nearly finished me off - it'll be a while before I dabble in the crazy world of 4-field Venns again.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:08, archived)
# I am yet to venture, I salute you!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Down that road madness lies.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:10, archived)
# You're the diagram expert, you should be doing SEVEN-field Venns!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:11, archived)
#


(Not my work)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:16, archived)
# This is the best thing I've seen all decade
The soundtrack in my head just improved a bit too, I'd say.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:54, archived)
# That is remarkable
But so very confusing...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:16, archived)
# :D
Needs more Tony Hart ;)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:06, archived)
# yay


(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Bubblegum on drugs.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:03, archived)
# I hadn't really appreciated how clever this is.
I do now.
Great stuff.
:D

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Ta.
I'm thanking god there is an obscure thrash outfit called Burn to Black otherwise I would have been goosed on that bit :o)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Aha, version 2.0!
And still very, very good... Tony certainly seems amused by it :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Superb!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Wake up, Sheep-owls!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:18, archived)
# This sheep is my alarm clock.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:51, archived)
#
kitten AND sheep out to get me. Now i will not sleep.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 2:38, archived)
# least it's not a killer tomato
which reminds me of my most favourite joke, ever. warning: it is crap.

what's red and isn't there?


no tomatoes.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 3:24, archived)
# WAKE UP IT IS TIME TO GAT
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 3:22, archived)
# You should get a potato clock.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:09, archived)
#

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 6:50, archived)
# wanksy
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:05, archived)
# why is nt this on the front page?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:03, archived)
# because it's rubbish
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 2:53, archived)
# I wish I could STOP hearing that song in my head
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Today's 'Banksy Idea' on Twitter is..
"Stencil of Marvin the depressed robot from Hitchhiker's Guide, looking particularly low. What's that on his chest? The NatWest logo"
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:04, archived)
# toot toot
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:15, archived)
# toot
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Shoot him
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Which one?
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Chugging along nicely
Meanwhile, it seems I'm also one click away from 1337 things liked. WHO WILL GET THIS AUSPICIOUS NUMBER?
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:18, archived)
# toot toooot
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Peep!
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:26, archived)
# toot too too toot toot
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Parp
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:29, archived)
# toot toot BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(that is a futuristic space age noise, like a spaceship stealing away into the darkness)
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Oh shit. *runs*
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:25, archived)
# It's alright,
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:26, archived)
# *whew*
Still, should warn my mate Chris. He's a Fyffes banana box.

Meh, he'll be fine.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Boxes are people too.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Fourbon Box
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# don't worry, they'll be chasing after the newly homeless
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:32, archived)
# This image is making me rather queasy :|
Time to unleash GIANT CROISSANT
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Haha! It's like some frightening Soviet cartoon time forgot. :D
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Rdli's Soviet Cartoon Time
- a great show
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:51, archived)
# This is during his 1979 Afghanistan tour
Also, I'm growing a little sleepy. Time for bed! G'night b3tans, may you dream of fluff and hummus.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# He took out a whole enemy encampment in a single performance, and didn't drop a note.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Last night I dreamt I worked in a tattoo parlour.
Better luck next time I guess. Nighty night!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)
# This morning I dreamt my Dad is John Craven.
G'nite!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:52, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# FUCK
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Fuck. Yes. *clicks mightily*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:22, archived)
# "A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Pastry That Rules from the Centre of the Ultragym"
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:25, archived)
# The People's Pastry is a symbol of Russia's interest in weightlifting and accounting!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Enlarging People's Pastry also solve transport problem.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:40, archived)
#
Вон там, дядя Фил!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:50, archived)
#
Яйца ди Спасибо!! Яйца ди
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:52, archived)
#
свежий!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 6:30, archived)
# Actually, he looks more like Dexter Fletcher now :(
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:55, archived)
# At first glance, it looks like he hasn't got pants on and he has an 'Action Man' set of genitals. :)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:57, archived)
# twoooo :(
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:48, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:06, archived)
# RAAAARRRRTTTT
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Tooooooooooooooooooot Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:45, archived)
# vibro-horse :D
the missus would love it
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 8:06, archived)
# Jolly hunter jolly dead.
Jolly good, I said.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:05, archived)
# Please help this guy get his camera back etc.


Click for bigger (158 kb)


(Okay, I'm pretty bored)
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# ris?
i don't get it
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:06, archived)
# ah bugger, 2 minutes too early
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:06, archived)
# For what, the one hour anniversary?
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
# bearded biker loses camera in Amsterdam
"My father in law found a red Nikon Coolpix camera on 2012-06-20 in the train at the station Amsterdam Amstel in the Netherlands. His photos show a trip throughout Europe from about 2012-05-07. Since 2012-06-15 he stayed in Amsterdam. We would like to give him back the camera and the photos. Please Like, Share and spread this photo around so we can give him back his camera! Thanks!"

janetnewenham.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/six.jpg?w=490&h=430
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Help this man before the police see his "Budapest Weekend" photos
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 0:58, archived)
# kitteh help* :D


*maybe
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:10, archived)
# The bloke behind has a massive cock.
Woo!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 6:52, archived)

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