I laughed about this hours later.Heh heh...clever girl.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 23:32,
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*GOOGLES*Ahh, nice one!
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 22:55,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Useless Machines"){kind=small}
just the tips now
well they are aren't they?
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:08,
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Phwoar... eh lads?It's Paul Hollywilloughby
Although I see elements of Brucie in there somehow...
(,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:02,
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Although I see elements of Brucie in there somehow...
me too....oh i already have
(
Dont point it at your face up the ass,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 21:27,
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If you click it - it will eat you.(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:07,
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Very niceReminds me JG Ballard's book The Crystal World
( fuscous,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:17,
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Love that book.Actually, love pretty much all his books. Concrete Island and High-Rise amongst my absolute favourites.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:30,
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Is this the raw firmament from which Rubik's Cubes are mined and refined?
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:25,
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Rubik's All-Spark, if you will:-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:28,
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This is making me hungryHello JPG!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:28,
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Mr Cre!How fairs the wind from Den Haag?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:29,
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Bit grey and wet at the momentbut that's no reason for you not to visit
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:31,
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Something I have been remiss in organising,My fine fellow.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:32,
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The girlfriend is visiting that London soon and asked me to come alongbut sounded a bit like a military 'all art galleries and nothing else' operation to me, so I'm letting her go by herself.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:37,
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Arf!Nicely done :D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:39,
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I do like a bit of art, mindI just have a limit about how much of it I can take in in 48 hours before it all becomes a blur
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:41,
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Not just a Turner retrospective, then...?;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:44,
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This does all kinds of weird fuckery to my eyes as I scroll up and downWoo :)
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:34,
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:-)I should have included the health warning...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:38,
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I think I kind of get what you mean.Is it a shiny-ness thing?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:15,
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Why, Thank you, Sir!:-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:16,
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Is this what DMT is like?
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:35,
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Yep, sure is!That, and a morphine overdose. It's the only way to fly.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:38,
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wow! ever done DMT?
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:23,
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haha spots the comment above^^
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:24,
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I know....I rather evidently gave up :-)
*edit* I was getting rather sick of looking at his all-too-punchable face...
(*edit* I was getting rather sick of looking at his all-too-punchable face...
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:31,
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Thisis Wonderful! :-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:16,
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shoot it!!!!!!!!
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:25,
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Lego-assGive a whole new meaning to the Lord of the Rings?
(
Q4nobody,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:46,
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bricks and blocksticks and tocks
(
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 15 Oct 2014, 1:37,
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that's minethis is mine
except that bit, you can have that bit
(except that bit, you can have that bit
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:41,
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Found at last phew. I heard he was testing out new weapons!
Frogbeat,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:40,
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he's not chicken ya know
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:16,
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I just thought he was Il
(
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:27,
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now that is a smouldering sexy look and no mistake
(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:43,
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The shower?Isn't that where those who have upset him disappear to?
(
R.Soul hmmm,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 17:56,
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Phoar yourself, sir Horrid! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 8:20,
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Sounds like a 1950s baseball player
(
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:36,
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Don't put your dick in there!LFMF
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 4:07,
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HOT SINGLE GULLS IN YOUR AREA, SLITHERING UP OUT OF DARK LAKES,LIMBS REFORMING TILL THEY STAND UPRIGHT, READY FOR NEW FLESH, YOURS WILL DO NICELY mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 7:06,
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Bucks Fizz's lyrics got really weird at the end.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 8:11,
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That reminds me, I did my first(and last)zombie attempt.
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:59,
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she got face gape
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:27,
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Money well spent. No droopers there.:D
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 23:54,
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Please give me a minute while I get up from the floor laughing spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 0:03,
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Our friend mofaha is sick.This is a serious matter.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 2:39,
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outstanding!
what a tasty looking fruit
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 0:09,
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hahaha you fucking terrible internet pearhole guy
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 0:42,
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too many stems PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 1:32,
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fill that slot Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 0:09,
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I saw boobsI smiled
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 0:47,
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Haha it's electric spuzzLike when Frankenstein('s monster)has a wank.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:24,
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chintitsalways do it for me too
( Dont point it at your face up the ass,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 21:29,
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i'd rather use all of those quarters for a car wash PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 1:33,
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a sexy car wash? Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 1:58,
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of courseI always press my moobs on the windows as I wipe the roof down
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 2:02,
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a bit like this?
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 2:22,
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close, I wear a t-back
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 2:37,
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boy george and richard branson" Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 2:41,
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The image is reversed.I can't even read that dress.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 2:59,
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Can't you see they're polished brass?Very...very polished.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 3:07,
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their second album was shit
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 7:01,
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i blew it up! ah, damn you! god damn you all to hell! and your little dog too! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:29,
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wonderful wizardry Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:58,
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Oh HermanFrom Stella on a container ship to this. I hate you ;)
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 0:01,
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HI MOFAHA I LIKE THIS STORY ABOUT SEAGULLSI HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:00,
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Almost done here for the daybut hey, thanks all the same
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:03,
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It's no problemI just take some of that nice day along to tomorrow.
it'll probably run out by 11am, but hey, at least I had a nice larger part of the morning!
(it'll probably run out by 11am, but hey, at least I had a nice larger part of the morning!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:24,
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Moral of the story is: Don't use fucking filtersAlso: gulls are cunts
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:13,
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U GULLTAD!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:30,
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But Bertie is a bullshitter. He's only the number 3 result. Number 1 is Pete the Posterised Gull...
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:32,
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Bed-time story sorted.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:34,
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I once thought I had a lump on my ballsbut they said it was actually on my epididymis. Surely that doesn't make it alright? I dunno. I guess it is better to have your balls felt than not.
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:14,
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Seagulls will fucking fuck you up fuck fuck fuingck fing!This is a scientific fact.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:23,
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HAPPY B3TADAY!!!you big lovely
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:25,
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shit! now they can climb trees!there's no escape
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:59,
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:D I love seagulls they're my favourite Aves hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:34,
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Now tell a story about a seagull please mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:42,
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i thought it was craig charles alley tart alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:55,
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I loved their fist single Maori Northern Bakewell gaijintendo Regular Member,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:16,
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Northern Bakewell is my favourite Docklands Light Rail Stops gaijintendo Regular Member,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:18,
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Great British BakeOFF?Terrible British BacON more like. LOL
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:19,
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YESSSSSSit was a complete lunatic of a seagull btw.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:26,
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gzzzzzznnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnn gzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:41,
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WHOA!STAY ABOUT FROM MY CHIPS
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:41,
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dutch seagull
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:40,
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Are you saying that the reason he's not been seen for 38 days is because he's the Stig?"Some say... that he's an autocratic despot with more men under arms than the rest of the world combined, and that he can leap tall buildings in a single bound."
That works.
(That works.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:28,
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You work for his public relations company.AICMFP
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:44,
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he's Jong gone Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:29,
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ewww.... just noticed the weird zombie handis that on the original?
edit: i just checked.... clarkson is undead
(edit: i just checked.... clarkson is undead
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:34,
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it's hard to find something less attractive than yodaand yet you managed it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:21,
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Oh, this winseverything!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:37,
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crashing or sleeping? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:40,
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I'd like to thinka bit of both.
Yes.
(Yes.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:44,
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it's like he started to attackthen got very sleepy and did that doggy fall-over-asleep-with-your-arse-in-the-air thing
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:46,
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That's falling asleep after necking a shedload of pills, isn't it?All pugs do it...
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:49,
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Hah, I never look on here, but i'm pleased I did so I could see this Pug-thread.
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:04,
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you and your pugs! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:18,
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kneading dough Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:40,
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Apparently there's Jabba the Pug and C3PO in this picture. I've been looking at it for 10 minutes and haven't noticed them yet.
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:39,
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Salacious Crumb gives you the horn? Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:56,
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Just like Beggars' Canyon back home
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:54,
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this is my favouriteand very much grapes my squildo
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:02,
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aaaaaaaawww! seal head! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:17,
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Would someone get that big walking carpet-pisser out of my way? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:32,
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Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two droids... and no questions asked.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:23,
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peggy mitchell's let herself go Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:47,
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"But why is the boy wearing a yiffy-ears headband?""I said no questions!"
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:24,
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eurgh, you can guarantee there's a yiffy version of star wars out there HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:31,
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what, no emperor pupatine? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:41,
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haha! all beauties:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:19,
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it's like a google earth view of an ancient Mayan civilization Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:04,
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That's becauseit is!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:23,
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O hai JP...OMG it's actually him! Hi, JPG!
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:37,
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Alreet, Matey!:-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:38,
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Le Ninjissimo!Howareya, chap?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:22,
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Dapper Dan here, Guv!:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:43,
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WOW!Again, I don't know how you do this, but I think that looking at your images is reprogramming my DNA
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:57,
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DMT? Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:42,
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oh hai popular spliff! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:29,
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Short term memory loss can be a um err yeahYay spliff smokin animals ftw
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:34,
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eyes in ears animals alsodouble ftw
( Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:39,
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it's how I imagine many of those "Yanno, for medicinal porpoises"-people
(,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:35,
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Erm, Oink......dude.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:03,
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Self-killing snail shoes?I'm always walking on them in the dark. I find their sad, crushed remains in the morning.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:02,
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mabe you should inject them with some glow in the dark paintproblem solved?
(
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:03,
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me tooi actually apologise to them when i hear the crunch...
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:10,
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very civilisedi usually manage to just about suppress a ladies scream whilst half hopping/half goose-stepping for the next 20 yards.
( Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:13,
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that's my approach to barefoot slug encounters Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:19,
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"Barefoot Slug Encounters - coming to the History Channel this month"
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:54,
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chevron! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:28,
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only takes one person to destroy a chevronsnails kill thousands
(,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:36,
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I'm not sure which is worse:slugs, which burst up between your toes, or frogs, which hop out from under your feet when you thought it was a stone...
(,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:58,
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DittoI can't eat Hoola Hoops for this very reason
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:14,
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might be faster if there was less boot...... on second thoughts it might be more sluggish..
( Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile,
Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:17,
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