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The Next Oxford Bash! A Bash To End All Bashes!

The much awaited next Oxford bash has finally been decided on!

We shall meet in The Goose at Glouscester Green at 5pm on the 4th February 2006 and go from there.....Probably to the infamous Chequers of the last bash...

Frolics, beer, rude words and norks are guaranteed!

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Sat 4 Feb 2006, 17:00

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The Next Oxford Bash! A Bash To End All Bashes!

Going: Mykeyboy, Benny on the Loose;, Lonewolf, Goldfish_, Gizmo.mp3, the_fabulous_dancing_yak, grindforcolumbine, Johnny Catfish, Jadeviper, manolith, Dugs, Blue Star, Benny Tied To A Tree, FoldsFive, djrich - Live from Houghton Regis, Hankster, Styxx, Randomgazz, Wicca'd Witch, MrSanity, mongychops, The Teviot Moose, anat0010, moomin-papa, Sheep in Socks, Withiel, Captn Hood-Butter, The Cat's Mother, jenpots, Comma, baldmonkey, Cane:, Giant bunny, trev, Christian Bale of Hay, Druid, icklepeach, Mr Gear, Nile, GatheredCrustacean, David Fishwick Minibus Sales, Godzuki, Tyronne, Amorous Badger, Ralph, rosie posie, DijonWolfie, Mr Tugglesnupps, shark, lo, the Greebo Warrior, chuff monkey, ImNotRightBotheredMe, Newington, Bud Muhnquai (54 people).

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 28 Oct 2005, 12:03, Reply)
Bah.

I'M IN!!! No I'm not.

/Now moving to Manc that weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 28 Oct 2005, 12:05, Reply)
Gaay

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 17:13, Reply)
And why not

(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 28 Oct 2005, 12:06, Reply)
Fuck it.

I'm coming.


(I helped save b3ta! grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Fri 28 Oct 2005, 12:08, Reply)
I'll do my best to come to this one..

can anyone offer accommodation? sex in gratitude optional...


(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 28 Oct 2005, 12:18, Reply)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 29 Oct 2005, 14:11, Reply)
This.

Although I also offer booze.


(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Sun 30 Oct 2005, 20:57, Reply)
as well as sex?

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:56, Reply)
Posssibly as an incentive for that as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 23:49, Reply)
bah

no-one's offered me accommodation yet...


(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:48, Reply)
*clears throat*

*raises hand*


(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 11:05, Reply)
grand

now all I need is a way to get there...


(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 19 Nov 2005, 17:41, Reply)
Go on teh train?

If you can get to Bury St Edmunds(piece of piss from Embra, down the mainline to Peterborough, then change for Bury) then I can drive you the rest of the way.


(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 24 Dec 2005, 16:24, Reply)
ahh but that costs more money than I have

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 1 Jan 2006, 19:20, Reply)
Well

If there's beer and rude words.


(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 28 Oct 2005, 12:28, Reply)
Many many rude words

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 28 Oct 2005, 12:32, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 28 Oct 2005, 12:35, Reply)


Yes No

My cousin has decided to get married on the same day. Why I outta *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 9:43, Reply)
Meh.

Demand that he change this and ask him 'How selfish can you be?'.


(I helped save b3ta! Goldfish_, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 13:19, Reply)
Ooh, yes.

I will see if I can get the day off work.


(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 28 Oct 2005, 13:44, Reply)
Hoorah!!

I shall try not to get into any fights with pissed up old Scottish men......AGAIN!


(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 28 Oct 2005, 15:53, Reply)
Fuck fucking fuck fuckety fucking yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 28 Oct 2005, 15:53, Reply)
^

This


(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 28 Oct 2005, 16:37, Reply)
Hurrah!

On the strength of the last two - I am there :)


(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 29 Oct 2005, 11:33, Reply)


Does the goose ask for ID at the door?


(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 30 Oct 2005, 16:43, Reply)
No but the Drake

may pester you for cigarettes


(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 30 Oct 2005, 17:26, Reply)
what happens if I don't smoke?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 30 Oct 2005, 23:17, Reply)
It'll make you buy some

and then take them off you and say "Put it on my bill"


(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 2 Nov 2005, 19:02, Reply)
Honk!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:46, Reply)
Leave those alone

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:36, Reply)
No

Not at that time of the afternoon, although later on they are quite strict about it


(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 10:06, Reply)
Do what my lads have always done

Buy the right size Letraset and doctor your student ID card :) Never failed yet!


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:11, Reply)
I'm not a student

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 19 Nov 2005, 21:22, Reply)
Enroll somewhere now then.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:29, Reply)
*signs up like a council house scrounger to a 400-channel satellite TV service*

(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 30 Oct 2005, 22:07, Reply)
*stabs your eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 10:06, Reply)
We'll come

probably.

Well hopefully depending on when he is working :)


(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 31 Oct 2005, 10:05, Reply)
I'm a possible ;)

I'll have to see what teh new year brings


(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 2 Nov 2005, 16:40, Reply)
*bums*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:50, Reply)
can i still join in?

i love you cunts


(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 8 Nov 2005, 22:22, Reply)
Only if you touch my bum:)

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 11:17, Reply)
Yay!

I shall see you there kind sir :)



(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 10 Nov 2005, 11:20, Reply)
Ach, why the hell not...

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 10 Nov 2005, 15:54, Reply)
There'll be norks aplenty!

and not just mine


(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 9:52, Reply)
/grins

(Withiel assumes the position!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:47, Reply)
Gay

:)


(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:53, Reply)
Room for an old cunt?

I have three seats spare in my beige Austin Allegro in showroom condition with 500 miles on the clock, if anyone from Cambridge wants a lift. I only go 20MPH so we will have to leave early and have to back at the home for tea and bingo.

Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaa what have you let yourself in for!?


(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:11, Reply)
Pfft

You are very welcome sir!
I suspect HMSK wouldnt say no to a lift from oer your way


(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:45, Reply)
We'll probably only have two seats spare

Don't forget I'll be drugging Vintage and forcing him to come as well, we'll need someone to lean on and change our incontinence bags. HMSK is very welcome if she can stand the smell of wee and biscuits. Oh and remember to bring the Cliff Richards cassette this time.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:07, Reply)
i have booked the time off work

now just to find a place to crash...


(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 14:07, Reply)
Why the fuck not.

I can always say yes, and not turn up.


(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 19:55, Reply)
Thats the attitude:)

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Nov 2005, 17:34, Reply)
If I'm not in Prague

I shall come.

/edit: Lack of wonga means I can't make it. No-one cares anyway, but just for those who might be interested...


(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 19 Nov 2005, 17:43, Reply)
I've put my name down!

Don't no why as it's nowhere near my house and I've never met anyone from this board.


(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Sun 20 Nov 2005, 8:54, Reply)
That image is fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 20 Nov 2005, 13:40, Reply)
Why yes, Foldsfive has done us proud!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 10:03, Reply)
It persuaded me.

(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 21 Nov 2005, 10:18, Reply)
the power of folds five has convinced me

(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 10:56, Reply)
Time for me to travel an unfeasibly silly distance

for the sake of getting ratted once again.

Hurrah!


(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:25, Reply)
Huzzah!

Good chap!


(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 20:12, Reply)
i'll have a think about this one..

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 21:09, Reply)
anyone got a floor i can kip on?

edit: nevermind i'll put my name down, turn up, and hope for the best


(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 23:16, Reply)
Im afraid the house of mike is fully booked right now old bean

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 8:22, Reply)
I may be able to go.

/depends on transport and monies


(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 4 Dec 2005, 18:14, Reply)
if i am going

then come with me. I *think* I am going to have another female b3tan passenger, or we may end up as her passengers..


(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:31, Reply)
I promised I'd go to the next one.

Accommodation will be required, I'm probably going to be very poor after the Christmas bash and all.


(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 16:55, Reply)
Never fear

Theres always wanking sailors for pennies:)


(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 10:46, Reply)
11p, in fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:12, Reply)
I'm thinking maybe I ought to treat myself to this

what with it being MY BIRTHDAY THAT DAY!! and everyfin'


(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 16:51, Reply)
Its the whole reason i set it for this day

To honour you:p


(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 20 Dec 2005, 8:29, Reply)
This will be my first bash.

Rape me gently please.

EDIT: Lifts possiby available in my luxuary motor vehicle from South West London. Ask nicely here. I am looking for a nice young female B3tan to offer me her bed, otherwise I'm looking for reccomendations of cheap hotels/ditches.


(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 22:56, Reply)
It will also be mine.

Scary.


(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 23:26, Reply)
ah, i know a few b&bs

Ask away


(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 19 Dec 2005, 11:54, Reply)


b & bs
Old ladies who'll take out their teeth and suck you off for a fiver
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 24 Dec 2005, 15:54, Reply)
Should be fun

I may make an appearance.


(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Tue 20 Dec 2005, 16:29, Reply)
I shall be attending

and I expect to have at least as much fun as the last one, which was ridiculous amounts.


(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 20:05, Reply)
I will inject it with 42% more fun this time around

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 13:48, Reply)
If anybody from the West Suffolk/north Essex...

...type area is going give either me or WW a shout..we may be able to provide liftage.

4rthurs to Badger of Love or Wiccabasket please.


(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 24 Dec 2005, 15:53, Reply)
BASH GUIDELINES...

...
1. NEVER bend down in front of Mykey.
2. Do not strooke Malchick, it only encourages him.
3. NEVER accept a drink from the Bennies
4. DO NOT try to drink a piny quicker than Mr Sanity.
5. Nork honking is acceptable but ask the owners first.
6. NEVER address DJRich as 'big fella'

....


(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 24 Dec 2005, 16:29, Reply)
pffft

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:29, Reply)
I'm glad there's no warnings about me there ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:36, Reply)
likewise.

then again, I suppose I may have been forgotten round this neck of the interwebnet...


(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 30 Jan 2006, 8:34, Reply)
what a brilliant bash pic!

60+ people? christ


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 31 Dec 2005, 17:53, Reply)
All foldsfives work:)

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 11:02, Reply)
Hotel booked.

I have the last single room at the Eurobar, looks a bit dodgy (shared bathroom) but very cheap, stumble distance from pub and breakfast included. Hurrah!

Edit: No longer able to come, so the hotel has been cancelled. If anybody fancies the room look up the Eurobar on activehotels.com


(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 4 Jan 2006, 15:27, Reply)
Its also a rather good pub:)

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 17:21, Reply)
Unless Hoohah is prepared to go halves on that room,

do you have any other suggestions along the same sort of lines, or am I going to have to make some effort myself?


(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 18:49, Reply)
I suggest the westgate hotel on the botley road

its right next to the station and a couple of b3tans are already booked in there...


(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 10:19, Reply)
Me, trev and jen and syzygy are all there.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 7 Jan 2006, 15:30, Reply)
And lonewolf now

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 16:15, Reply)
Gaz and I are for the Hostel across the road.

(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:02, Reply)
Huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 13:12, Reply)
how close is this pub to the station?

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 14:26, Reply)
Rather close

Five minutes walk


(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 17:59, Reply)
I'd have to get about 3 trains to get there. It will cost a fortune, so I doubt I shall be able to go.

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 12:18, Reply)
anyone need transport down on the Saturday

(and back on the Sunday) from anywhere between Edinburgh and Oxford? I should have two seats free and I'm trying to split the petrol costs as much as possible...


(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:37, Reply)
I live in Kettering, Northants. If that counts*

*I am crap at Geography


(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 12:16, Reply)
I have no idea where that is

if it's on the way, no problem. I'll be coming down the M6/M40


(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 13:19, Reply)
feck knows. It's fairly close to Milton Keynes if that helps :|

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 11:43, Reply)
shite

I've always fancied going to a bash, but they're always too far away. That would've made it accesible, as you're going my way. But I have my daughter that weekend. ah well

/edit do you still have space?


(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 16:00, Reply)
yes, still have space

where are you?


(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 16:46, Reply)
Dumfries

Could meet you in gretna if i went.

I shall look into my parents babysitting availability.....


(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 21:01, Reply)
my MSN's in my profile

best to talk there about it. I'm likely to be going M8-M74-M6


(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jan 2006, 17:40, Reply)
i'm not going to be able to make this now

:(

have fun


(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 15:04, Reply)
Anyone driving up from london who has space?

I'll provide entertainment, narcotics and a bumming with tartar sauce? Email me on Kid_Blunder and the hotty dot uk. Otherwise I may have to cycle on my lowrider and that could take some time....possibly 4 years.


(eurrrrrggggggghhhhhh Cunting /talk, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 16:45, Reply)
if i get paid, i shall be there

although i will need to beg for floor space (unless my mate at brookes can put me up for the night)


(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:43, Reply)
Huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 11:54, Reply)
Oh go on then.

But you all have to buy me drinks.

Standard charges apply to any nork flashage.


(I helped save b3ta! ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Mon 30 Jan 2006, 17:27, Reply)
I'm out =(

Because my friend is a cunt... and now I can't afford a hotel on my own.

Have fun people!


(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 14:39, Reply)
hmm

arsing cockbadgers. some theiving cnut broke into my car last night, b0rking a window in the process. if I can get another window by saturday, I'll be there with batsgirl. if not, we send our apologies and bummings.


(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 11:30, Reply)
first time at a bash....

.....should I be nervous and hope for backup from gatecrashing OSF members (tis tradition, we're in the cheeky guide to Oxford for it now!)


(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 15:20, Reply)
does anyone have a spare floor i could sleep on?

i can sleep on plain old carpet, i don't fart much, and i almost never bum my host


(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 16:20, Reply)
I do

but im a first year Brookes student, so its a bus ride/1.5 mile walk from the city centre. However we do have a nice selection of comfy chairs in our kitchen that youre more than welcome to pass out on. MSN/email is in my profile.


(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 21:03, Reply)
yaaaaay!

thank yooo! i'd like very much to take you up on this offer :)


(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 9:23, Reply)
ooh!

Just realised I could make this... any floor / bed / cupboard / box / shelf space available?

Also, if there is space, lift available from somerset / bristol tomorrow (sat) afternoon!


(jimllbreakit might actually have a job now... woo!, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 12:28, Reply)
soz mykeyboy and foldsfive

we'll aim at the next one instead


(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 0:21, Reply)
bah

car wouldn't start


(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 17:41, Reply)

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