Hatebeak - The thing that should not beak.
Hatebeak is a death metal band, formed by Blake Harrison, Mark Sloan and Waldo, a 21-year-old Congo African Grey Parrot. Hatebeak is the only band to have an "avian" vocalis
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 6:44,
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this says everything you need to know about death metal
that a parrot can feature and make it sound better than most, if not all, of the genre.
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This was me earlier tonight
Never do the Hot Wings challenge at the Red Dog Saloon in London...to paraphrase a Gorillaz song: "There were no screams, there was no time. There was only fire."
I managed one wing, and I've been a wreck ever since. And now I've run out of milk, so I hope the worst is over and maybe I can get some sleep...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 25 Nov 2012, 5:01,
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were they coated in Naga chillis or something? I ate a naga once and I thought I was going to die,
Scotch bonnets and birdeyes hurt alot too, now I am proficient in growing the fuckers, I have a bit more immunity, still, that is by the by, are you ok? Don't drink any alchohol whatever you do, chewing on a lemon and spitting. helps better than milk.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 5:14,
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It burns more at first but the citric acid gets the capsicum off your tounge, Other wise swill your mouth with coca cola.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 5:15,
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sugar works great
as does acidic food (eg lemons) so I should think full fat coke has the best of everything, win!
Also, if you're going down the dairy route, yoghurt works much better than milk for some reason.
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LP, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 8:44,
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I hear if you eat more of the wings it gets better.
Try that, see if it works?
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Capsaicin is not soluble in water
But it is soluble in fats and fat soluble solvents, hence chilli oil and such. A shot of vodka is good to dissolve it and get it away from your gob quickly. Milk and yogurt also, but slower.
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I was travelling business class with BA and their starter had what looked like a cherry on top, ate it
And they hadn't the drinks trolley out yet, thought I was going to die too.
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Ohhh get you and your business class BA flying
now that you have admited to flying, we can, when the time comes blame you for the poor state of the atmosphere.
HaHa thought you could get away with it did you?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:04,
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Naga chilis indeed.
I'm just about ok now, but I'll keep the advice about the lemon in mind. I think I have at least two friends that want to have a go now.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:32,
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This stuff
www.mrvikkis.co.uk/index.php?app=ecom&ns=prodshow&ref=king-naga
is manna from heaven* as far as I'm concerned. No, I don't work for them.
*Substsitute with your own non-religious alternative if you feel like it.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:50,
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*buys*
This stuff is awesome also, I use it alot www.cheekychile.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=45
I also have a naga sauce made by a local company, I can't find it on line, it is made with peach pulp and is absolutely delicious.
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Thanks
But seeing the word "Naga" makes me think I should bookmark this for the next time I'm invited to a stag night.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:43,
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Apparently if you draw back your foreskin
and liberally apply the hot wing sauce to your glans and frenulum, it stops the pain. Try it!
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I'll tell that to the next guy.
I was thinking at one point "If I had sex with someone right now, would it burn them too?"
Being a disgraceful misanthrope this was never in danger of happening, but didn't stop me wondering.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:34,
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Henry snuffs it
NSFW
I made this!
but hetty's not happy
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 4:27,
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This is what happens when you go drinking with vacuum cleaners.
How much have you had? :P
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 25 Nov 2012, 4:45,
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must admit it's my birthday party weekend
so I'v had too much of everything
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 5:01,
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Can never get going enough for the 10 O'clock show - much prefer Gilles Peterson :)
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 3:34,
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What a shame 4OD fucks up all the time
but a good link, cheers
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DO NOT ATTEMPT TO USE YOUR SHOE HORN WITHOUT WATCHING THIS VIDEO
Improper shoe horn use can result in fire, electrocution, drowning,
asphyxiation, poisoning, re-alignment of the earths magnetic poles and death, you have been warned
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 0:17,
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If I’d have seen this a couple of years ago
I wouldn’t have all these horrific scars.
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 1:19,
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Morris needs to make more stuff before I die of his not doing much
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 4:58,
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oh shit that was hard to listen to! very funny, thanks for posting
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Nosferatu - (1922) - The whole film.
Please watch - this film is soooo good. One of the defining films of a genre.
From the You Tube speil.
"Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (translated as Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror; or simply Nosferatu) is a classic 1922 German Expressionist horror film, directed by F. W. Murnau, starring Max Schreck as the vampire Count Orlok. The film, shot in 1921 and released in 1922, was an unauthorized adaptation of Bram Stoker's Dracula, with names and other details changed because the studio could not obtain the rights to the novel (for instance, "vampire" became "Nosferatu" and "Count Dracula" became "Count Orlok")."
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Oooh silent film night
I wonder if anyone could help me find the title of a silent film I've been trying to remember recently. Basically, as far as I can vaguely remember, it's a short silent film about a circus performer who makes a bet with the devil (or a gypsy? Can't remember exactly) and ends up losing his limbs. Or something along those lines. Really scared the shit out of me when I saw it years ago, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was called...
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I shall add the following:
The Cabinet of Dr Caligari
youtu.be/ecowq77Y3C0
The Man Who Laughs
youtu.be/zCD7YgK2Adk
M (b&w but not silent) - Also I'm amazed this hasn't been re-made that.
youtu.be/nM0w1dTNAH0
(From Fritz Lang, it's fucking awesome)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 0:03,
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Easily one of the most emotive and scary films ever
Have it on doovd but as you have put it here my evening has taken a darker turn. Massive clicks!
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I'm very fond of
Herzog's version too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=THq_EjAqRHg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhTaaoUicog
Absolutely brilliant soundtrack.
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I can also reccomend Sunrise by Murnau
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnLVMREVA6M
Was a bit of a flop at the time apparently, one of the most expensive films of its time, and didnt make its money back. Ahead of its time in a lot of ways, early use of forced perspective and "green screen" stuff too. Also released with a soundtrack to be played in sync with it, so its got sound effects too.
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Der Golem, wie er in die Welt kam 1920
Surprisingly to some, this is not LOTR prequel!
German expressionism.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:22,
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I'm sorry she left you.
That guy is a dick, he's a knob, you're so much cooler than him, don't take it to heart...
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:32,
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Nahh, still in a gimp suit, can't get really far.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:41,
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Fuckin Ace - this stuff is fucking epic :)
Any film lover should watch these.
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Not sure about German expressionism
they expressed themselves a bit too much in 1939
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Dirty Three: The Restless Waves.
It's quiet.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 22:00,
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I think there is hardly anything more
badass, than deliberately going against primal elements sitting on a goddam atomic device- that is crewing on a nuclear icebreaker.
Though maybe smaller ship would be more scenic.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 22:22,
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It's a nice track.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 22:25,
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I have just had blackfield come on onto my itunes, and everywhere is flooding. That is a little depressing too.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 22:29,
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I forgot how delicate you are, i'm sorry.
Here you go:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AvuweztG4Q
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 22:30,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7H8W_LT8hw
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:27,
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You and your *offtopic* musings!
Yes.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 22:29,
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I know, what am i like? I don't know...
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 22:33,
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I was "lucky" enough to get a ride in a hush-hush special forces boat once with them at the helm
It scared the shit out of me and my knees haven't been the same since :(
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 22:44,
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This one time, when i was in New Zealand, i found a ring and went on an adventure to destroy it. It was really exciting, i guess you had to be there.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 22:47,
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I'm trying to put on weight :-(
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 22:58,
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Stupid fat Hobbit!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:04,
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If only i had a gun...
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:05,
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Which Wizard of Oz character sang that?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:06,
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Damn you Coccy, that made me laugh a bit too much.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:08,
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coxxy i read this when i was out.
i was incapable of explaining what was so funny.
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I've heard that you have to eat.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:04,
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I've heard that too, it's some kind of rumour, a myth, i don't trust these people.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:07,
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Yeah, classic situational humour I suppose.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 22:55,
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You had to be there.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 22:57,
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Last time somebody on the internet claimed to had a ride in one of those
boats, he turned out to be pathological liar, stalker and mentalist.
Or so I have remembered anyway.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:09,
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If you don't get the fuck out of the hedge in my garden i'm going to call the police.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:13,
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*breathes heavily and packs binoculars*
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:16,
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*waves shotgun, shoots neighbour*
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:23,
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=gm5We9q00Lg
www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=gm5We9q00Lg
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?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:32,
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Just reminded me of that scene. What with this ice and all
Note to self. Enjoy melancholy track and remember how to post on b3ta and not look like a spaz
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You don't look like a spaz, *big hugz*
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:42,
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Don't worry,
*I* got it.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:45,
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Trotify - make your bike sound like a horse
sold and stuff here www.trotify.com/
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sinisterduck, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 21:27,
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Ships March 2013 ...
And their logo looks a bit like "Frotify", an altogether more niche product.
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Ghoti Fingers, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 21:44,
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Second comment down
hahahaha
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 22:09,
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" I created a device that makes my stallion sound like an insufferable hipster."
or did you mean "I sometimes throw handfuls of horse feces onto my neighbors widows"
Both of which are full of win if you ask me.
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Jodhpurs, pert buttocks, leather saddle, small whip...
What's not to like?
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Varmint, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:09,
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havea russian venus mission to be getting on with
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 21:10,
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Ahh... Venera. I recommend captions.
USSR! USSR! USSR!
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 22:39,
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I went there on Tuesday in my Skoda, there were no shops open, it was shit.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 4:38,
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Something a bit different (for me anyway)
I made this!
I've gone all old school :) Made in Fruity Loops entirely from 60s / 70s samples (apart from the bass line, that was played).
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 20:48,
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I went old-school once, learnt how to knit a scarf.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 21:01,
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i was in the class next door learning how to shit my self anf get it every where
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 21:08,
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Your only A*
Well done you
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 21:14,
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my pareants would be so proud of me
if only i knew where they were
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 21:53,
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Well, this is awkward...
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 22:04,
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Why do you always say that dad?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 4:25,
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D-MOB ACIEED
I can't believe this got to number 3 in the UK charts in 88, I'm so glad it did.
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:56,
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a couple of clicks through the related videos and I ened up at
www.youtube.com/watch?v=24b6pYGT9MM
I now need to watch robocop again
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LP, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 20:06,
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Watch this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUnMF7dV86k
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 20:20,
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A musical phenomenon.
Only for the headstrong.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:12,
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Ah, memories.
I was 12. This was in the charts. It was that funny song that went "ACEEEEEED" "Right on one matey" (Except I thought it said "Nice on there matey"
I asked my mum if I could have the 7" single for Christmas. She said "No, it's not suitable. It's a song about drugs.". I was thinking "Is it?"...I still got it for Xmas though, and ran aroung the house shouting "ACEEEEEEEEED"
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ha ha ha !
my mate anita had a little sprog who used to scream accccciiiiid whilst being pushed around tescos in a shopping trolley.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 3:32,
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me 262 to go with the komet posted below
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:19,
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Hi Fluffs
But capturing German rocket scientists was an old war 2 policy
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true enough
and with out there help the americans wouldnt have had the technology to get to the moon when they did, the same can be said for the russians, who had there fair share of captured german scientists to help them develop there space program as well
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:29,
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Yes but Yuri Gargarin
And the fact that the ISS can only be served by the Russians
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untill the privatly run launch vehicle
is cleared to dock then that will remain the case .
there was program 3-5 years ago about the russian space program, utterly fascinating in there approach to making things work, were nasa just threw more and more technology at there program the russian stuff looked positivly primitive and almost steam powerd by comparison, but it had a certain style and apeal that the nasa stuff doesnt have
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a lot were "liberated" too, though.
since they were working against their will because they had relatives who were polish/jewish etc.
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It's my B3taday, so it's self-indulgent post time!
This was written by a mate of mine. It's bloody good, and it's only £2.
Buy it!
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:16,
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Good title, but a first chapter would be better than spam
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Good idea. I'll give him a prod, see if he can sort something.
Edit: Apparently Amazon chuck the first 3 chapters up as a preview after a couple of days, so it'll happen automatically.
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:24,
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A b3ta icon can be as little as £2
Buy it!
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:27,
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I just spent my last £2 on a book :-(
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:32,
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Ok, Ok, bloody hell! =P
One question though: How? I can't see anything on the main page, in the FAQ, or in the newsletter about donating. Am I going blind, or is it some obscure link somewhere?
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:32,
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Found it!
They really ought to make that bigger, you know...
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:35,
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Yay!!
I'm going to delete my original comment.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:39,
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*points back in general direction, sways a bit, gets, then misses again*
Bloody wine.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 21:32,
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have a seat and another glass before you hurt yourself.
:-)
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*points in general direction of the Atlantic*
You don't know me, etc.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 21:49,
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Get a room you too
This is no place for shenanigans
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:40,
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Shenanigans?
*Sets up video camera*
*Phones Harry Hill*
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Get in quick - we might be able to dance around your proud erect purple candle :D
www.b3ta.com/features/appeal/
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:37,
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Done.
...at 6 years, 0 months, and 1 day.
Pissmittens!
Anyway, NOW will you bastards buy that book? =P
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:39,
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No, it's shit.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:40,
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-.-
I hope your testicles drop off.
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:41,
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I'll buy it in 6 years 0 Months and 1 Day.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:42,
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Twice.
I hope they drop off twice.
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:56,
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This is all getting far too sexy, stop it.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:57,
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I'll at least have a look =)
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:42,
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Thank you, sir!
*tips hat*
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:48,
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He can't actually read.
Home-schooled and has a bit of brain damage, dropped on his head as a baby, poor boy.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:51,
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Your just jel
cos your not special
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:58,
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*you're*
Spack-head.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:59,
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Now that's just underhand.
Behave, or it's back to the basement for you
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Not again, i hate the other kids in your basement, they always pick on me.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 20:07,
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It is getting a bit feral down there
You'll get accustomed to it in time
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 20:12,
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I want my lucky stick back :-(
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 20:13,
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Pissmittens
Now in my vocab.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 23:49,
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I've donated 30 dollars in total, but still never received an icon
Yay!
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mookay immune to icons since, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:36,
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Check your profile, you can select an icon there.
Also, buy the book advertised in this link, it's awesome.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:38,
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The icon has mever appeared in my profile options
Maybe it's because I've only been here for 8 years.
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mookay immune to icons since, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:39,
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Wow.
The fuck? That's weird, you should mail that ginger guy, the guy who touches kids and runs this site.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:41,
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He's such a terrible racist, if he's not being too racist he'll hopefully sort it out for you.
Such a racist though, so, so racist.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:47,
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He must know I'm a quarter Welsh
I'm DISGUSTED
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mookay immune to icons since, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:56,
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He fucking HATES the Welsh.
And the Scottish, Americans, Irish, Thai, Chinese...the list is endless.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:58,
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let them eat cake
says 'outgoing' mexican president:
"If they want to take all the drugs they want, as far as I’m concerned let them take them. I don’t agree with it but it’s their decision, as consumers and as a society. What I do not accept is that they continue passing their money to the hands of killers."
if only they were incoming.
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:01,
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Texts from Dog
Dog with dog n bone
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 18:23,
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nice bit of animation
but I think these were funnier as just the text conversation pictures
edit: textfromdog.tumblr.com/
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JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 18:43,
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messerschmitt me 163 flying
although it does look like a fiberglass copy it is nice to see it in the air
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 17:40,
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PaC
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 17:57,
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You disguise yourself as a house and hangout near the local primary school.
10000% tru fax.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 18:05,
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You disguised yourself as an 8 year old boy and hung out in Jimmy Savilles stairwell.
1000,000% Trufax.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 18:23,
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Disguised?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 18:29,
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Well yeah, boys clothes make a change from your normal wardrobe.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 18:31,
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Oooooh!!!!
You're so prejudiced!!!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 18:42,
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I just don think the tight lycra boob tube and vinyl lederhoden is a good look.
Especially with socks and sandals.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 18:47,
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Maybe not in your mirror.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 18:52,
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I don't have one any more! last time you used it it broke!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 18:59,
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Lame.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:01,
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I was watching the rugger, yes it was.
Just at least wear a coat if you are going out tonight.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:13,
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Indeed
Details here: robdebie.home.xs4all.nl/me163/kurz.htm
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 20:04,
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Game of thrones as a Seinfeld comedy
Similar to the breaking bad one down there, just not as good.
DPapologies
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Gah! Nononononononononononono NO!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 17:57,
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What's it all aboot, eh?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 17:30,
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Every Canadian I have met is a total prat.
I have met about 18 of them so far.
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They all think you're a twat.
Funny how these things go...
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 17:36,
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You are completely wrong.
Actually, they all think I'm a cunt.
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PaC.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 17:40,
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This is how his internet works.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 18:52,
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Ha!!
That's lovely.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:12,
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That old bitch next door to me must be getting loads of warning letters from her ISP cos she torrents so much hahahahahaha
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We all know you're fucking her.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 20:02,
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She always leaves her port open for him
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 20:06,
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 24 Nov 2012, 22:22,
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