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This is a link post Flesh & Steel -making of Robocop
After someothercunt here posted the Warriors doc the other night , I went on a nostalgiathon. Hadn't watched Robocop for about 20 years, but fuck me , it's absolute gold.
This is probably glassius cockus but SO WHAT, oh btw, I bought it on iTunes but I think it may be a slightly tamed down version on the apple stall.
"Can you fly bobby?"
 (bonnie_prince_bob, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I found out a few weeks ago that one of my dearest chums has never seen loads of classic films.
Indiana Jones
The Thing
Robocop

He hasn't seen any of them. This weekend whilst our wives are on some road trip, we're going to watch classic films, get drunk and eat steak. I can't wait.

Sadly, he's seen Predator though
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 29 May 2013, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post It sounds so perfect
But your friend is Michael Gove, isn't he?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 29 May 2013, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sadly nods*
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 29 May 2013, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't forget

Princess Bride!
Deep Blue Sea
Le Grand Blue
Die Hard!
The Crow
Universal Soldier!
Starship Troopers!
Strange Days
Tremors!
Event Horizon!
True Lies
Twelve Monkeys
Under Siege
Cliffhanger
Darkman!
From Dawn till Dusk!

... God I need a film night

 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 29 May 2013, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post And who could forget the classic 'Bitch Fisters 7 : Anal Revenge.'
A true original.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 May 2013, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
I found the scripting of BF:6 to be sublime, whereas BF:7 just ran with every tired, old cliche that they could muster. The production values were lacking, as you could easily tell it was a Holiday Inn Express, not the rented condo in Malibu from BF:6. Lastly, BF:6 gave a nod stylistically to everything from "Old Man and the Sea," to "Finnegan's Wake." BF:7, I believe, was simply made to quickly cash in on its predecessor's success.
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Wed 29 May 2013, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post The points you raise are nothing i haven't heard before.
I think i understand BF:7 on a deeper level than most, i don't know, it just speaks to me in a very personal way.

I did like BF:6 but i thought the ending was too predictable, him telling her he was her father was completely preposterous also, that kind of ruined what had been an enjoyable watch up until that moment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 May 2013, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great list! I can't bring myself to ask if he's seen Commando. I'll just lose my shit if I get to share him discovering that.
And Total Recall!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 29 May 2013, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has he seen 'Going Commando 5: This Time It's Oral'?
It's timeless.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 May 2013, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post you know, bready
Sometimes I don't think you take this seriously enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
serious?

whats that, and why the fuck should i....











yeah i think that was a question, but i m not taking it seriously...
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Thu 30 May 2013, 3:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tried not to go layers deep into
All the arnies, stalones and kung fu stuff... but I can't see looking back at the naughties' films with such enthusiasm!
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Thing and Tremors
Were two of those films where I had to do the old "now I know this isn't normally your cup of tea, but trust me on this" with my wife. She wasn't disappointed.
 (theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suggest you leave The Thing until after the steak.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 29 May 2013, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post neither of my two underlings at work
have seen rain man. That film gets referenced so many times in popular culture I was genuinely shocked they had no idea what it was.
and no, neither of them have any idea I refer to them as my 'underlings' when I'm not in the office.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post bitches leave.

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 29 May 2013, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd buy that for a dollar!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 29 May 2013, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clarence Boddicker was a baddie to end all baddies.....

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 29 May 2013, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you fly Bobby?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 29 May 2013, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post See, I got this problem. Cops don't like me. So I don't like cops.

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 29 May 2013, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Robocop is an American Jesus. An American Jesus that uses his gun."

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post she loves being called 'someothercunt'

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a link post 30 seconds to Mars. I made this!
30 Seconds to Mars.
(scottywrotem, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post how dare you waste a chocolate bar!!!

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Scone Syndrome link...
For fatties is below, somewhere, but who cares? It's not like you can SEE below without a mirror. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

And on that note, I've reminded myself of the 10 kilos the last 10 months of studies have given me. Only 20 more to go. Don't go to Uni kids, it makes you go fat and wobbly.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Mars Bars are clearly the work of the Devil.
 (scottywrotem, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post weapon of mars destruction

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bruno Mars
"Top lel" As the kids say today.
 (WiggZ, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I FUCKING LOVE MARS!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 30 May 2013, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a link post UFO detector
I particularly enjoyed the customer images
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha
'I'm very upset. Sure the device works fine and immediatly detects all UFO's in the area. Unfortunatly, once the UFO's are detected they no longer qualify as unidentified. How am I supposed to keep believing in UFO's if they no longer exist?'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was a 'hand thing' earlier like this.
My brain hurted.
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 29 May 2013, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post we have one in every room downstairs
just to be on the safe side
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a link post All other appendages doodled on newspapers NSFW
are just that... this is ART.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post GAY

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Liberace Gay

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tom Cruise Gay

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 30 May 2013, 2:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a cock and bull story

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Password security solved!
The first review sums it up nicely
 (spunkyD, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would love to buy this but I fear amazon will break my heart again :(

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should have one last time with her before you part ways

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh, how smug
actually, several experts have suggested that keeping passwords in an anonymous exercise book (the label is removable) in the home is quite a goood idea, rather than in data form on your laptop.
This is mainly because the type of burglar who ransacks homes is generally not a computer hacker, and they don't steal exercise books, as the heroin value of a used exercise book is fairly limited. Savvy users might identify a trustworthy password manager app to install, but for Joe bloggs it's a low risk solution
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is the Guardian comments section, is it not?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always remember my passwords and pin numbers by putting them through devious codes
only a few awkward minutes whenever I decode the pin number at ASDA checkout
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always remember mine
it's furburger007
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's mine!
password twins - yay
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think there's a gap in the market
*starts robbing houses looking for passwords*
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's great
if you only need your passwords at home
 (spunkyD, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post i guess they are there in case you forget them
Not as something you need to consult while suspended above a pentagon data terminal by a bungee cord
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post or, you can try being like the guy in memento

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The design having
"passwords" written on the cover seems a bit foolish, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 May 2013, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post they do point out that this is removable packaging, as did I

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't know how I missed that.
Agree with you in that case.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Learn to read Chinese ... with ease
with hawt Chinese chick. Watched it 5 times now, still cant pick it up :D
(Spin Its a thing., Wed 29 May 2013, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
pick it up put it down
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will have to install windscreen wipers on my LCD
I'm always getting caught out.
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 29 May 2013, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post my tree is on fire
enjoyed that :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to penetrate her great wall, ifyaknowhaddaImean

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to rick her critolis ifyaknowhaddaImean

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to make love at her

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Id like to pork her sweet and sour
if you catch my drift
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to dispose of her in favour of her male sibling
dispose of her hard
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd shit in her cunt and jizz in her pockets ifyaknowhaddaImean

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's disgusting
you know someone has to use her after you
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can I just check
This is a male chauvinist website that promotes asian fetishes?
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
I'd like to show her my sweet pork balls and dip them in her sauce pot.
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 29 May 2013, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to give her a child she could leave in a sewage pipe

(thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 29 May 2013, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know someone who has a use for her afterwards....

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 29 May 2013, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love her <3

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post rubbery

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great lallies

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post These are the oldest picture mneumonics ever
These are absolutely nothing at allllll innovative.


PLUS she is not hot. You have all fallen for the fringe trick. Oldest trick in the book. Invented in China 3600 years ago.
Plus the sleight of boobs technique.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post If its the 'slim, leggy, well dressed, big titted,intelligent, corker' trick
yes,yes I have.
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 29 May 2013, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree it is intelligent to take a technique established decades ago
and get yourself a spot on a TED talk.

My headaches manifest themselves with almost /links style bitterness.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post TBH
I think it just makes chinese characters accessible, rather than ,as before I watched this, just a random jumble of lines.
Bonus points for 'hottie factor' too ;)
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 29 May 2013, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know it is Japanese
but if you want a book to read that goes into the etymology of the characters - pdfs abound. There are plenty of books which are a bit fresher and expand this idea.

I am not trying to poop on her parade. No wait, that is what I am doing.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 May 2013, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post .......my eyes glazed just after 'pdf'
if you said 'pdf with knorks' i might have made it to the end of the sentence.
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 29 May 2013, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am pretty sure a bespoke porn searching service could make money.
you would only probably have to guess three times for a tumblr URL
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're just jealous :D

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 29 May 2013, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post you might be right.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember some of these mnemonics from Japanese lessons 20 years ago....

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a link post America, ya'll stay classy now, ya' hear?
Computer game like graphics used to advertise new gun, if this doesn't appeal to kids i really don't know what will.

Has it all really: tradition being passed down, patriotism and some evil guy (possibly a terrorismist).

I guess we'll have to go back to blaming rap music the next time some tragedy happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate all these new guns, they're all plastic pieces of shite

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post "No-one has to get hurt" ???
Also, this is an advert for an aiming device, not the gun itself

Also; www.shotmade.com/where-to-hunt-lion/ "yeah, I'm gonna machine-gun a lion"???
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, sorry, i didn't know it was for the aiming device.
Still fucking mad though.

Seems a bit stupid advertising guns using computer game graphics considering how much they've been blamed for things in the past, still, it's a good way to sell guns if there is a link between the two so who really fucking cares?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's no correlation between video games and violence...

(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's unlikely
most violent crimes are committed by young males, who are also most likely to have played computer games (of any kind).

Correlation probably exists, causality does not this prove /yoda
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I haven't killed anyone yet.
 (Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post cool!

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting a gun!
Can't fucking wait
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it's a spud gun, otherwise i can see you blowing your bollocks off by accident :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Getting lessons and everyfink
Hopefully they'll cover not-blowing-your-bollocks-off fairly early in the course
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I just hope there never comes a time when you have to use force to defend yourself against your own bollocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hear he subjects them to ritual abuse to keep them from rising against him.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post can't stop laughing
under what scenario could that possibly ever occur?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post They have controlled me and forced me to do things against my will more than once, missy.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes but did you threaten them at gunpoint?

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post An Uncle Google search of Man cuts penis will net you many results
Like, zeenews.india.com/news/world/nude-uk-man-cuts-off-penis-with-kitchen-knife_850424.html

I am actually covering mine right now in fear.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks, but
i am not clicking on that.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's alright, you can trust me...

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post "It is believed that the reason behind this horrific act could have something to do with his mental health issues. "
ya think? 0_o
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!
Let's go and shoot people we vaguely disagree with on some subjective political ideaology, brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty much everyone!
Turkey-shoot time. Yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bullets for all!

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post The 'tradition being passed down' is like something from Russia or Eastern Europe
'My Father fought in Chechnya, and now its my turn shooting innocent democracy protesters in the back of the head at point blank range.'

UK version: 'My Father gunned down Brazilians on the London Underground for no reason. Now its my turn!'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a link post just call the police, baby!
Fake?
(threedegrees, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don know if it's fake, but it sure has a glassy sheen to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Estevez nowadays.

(pahakyy, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh hai powleece guy

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post We just need some nervous guy with a gun to shoot the driver
a reason why you should never prank in the US of A-holes
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a link post oooh 'ello !
New Wolfenstein Game. Has me excited.
(SquidHead, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post You didn't "make this", buy ay chance?
Edit: Sorry - meant for the post below...
Have a click in compensation
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahar
I was trying to work out an appropriate response but was drawing a blank. Compensatory click gratefully received.
 (SquidHead, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could have just deleted the post
But I believe in honesty, responsibility and Victoria Coren.
Mostly Victoria Coren. Damn that Mitchell bloke.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
I've seen her tits, and yes, they're just as nice as you'd like them to be :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post How did you achieve this sublime feet??
err... feat... I'm not interested in her feet... lol
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post This in spades ^^

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Gasps* No! It can't be! Is that a... a... super soldat? With big guns?! Oh wow, I can't wait....

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blam! Blam!
Look at my muscles
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Man joins EDL: disappointed by spelling
A good non-serious take on the EDL and their current activities.
 (Banjo77, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 29 May 2013, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a link post World War II Illustrations by Weston Emmart
Wonderful cartoons from a chap who died earlier this year

 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Way ahead of his time, nice find
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Talented guy.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good find
They left me wanting more.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
The West Virginia Maneuvers one is ace.
 (Sherbs, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superb draughtsmanship
* Edit*
The fella in question
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vkZJ4QdLVE
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something very Ren and Stimpy about these

Nice find!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very, very nice.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
Have you seen Ronald Searle's (of Molesworth fame) drawings he made while a prisoner-of-war in the Far East?
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 30 May 2013, 5:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is mentally ill, he really is.
He needs help, his worst enemy is himself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no fan of Alex Jones by a long way
But the article itself is reasonably written and the technology is feasible.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post come with me to this & tell him yourself
www.bilderbergfringefestival.co.uk/

I'll introduce you to David.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read it monitors what you watch and gives you XBox trophies for watching tv adverts
(not a joke)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read it doesn't have any backwards compatibility
So as someone's first console it's going to be shit, as everything is sequels these days but you won't be able to play the previous games. Yay.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 29 May 2013, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahaha! I do hope that's true.
Nothing about this console interests me. All the much touted multimedia stuff...I can already do on the 360.
Looks like I'll be skipping this generation.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gosh, if only there were some way of easily circumventing such monitoring
Some kind of way of preventing the camera from viewing the room.

Some sort of method that would mean that it would only see a creamy-beige colour until I wanted to use it.

Turn it to point at the wall perhaps?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could get a miniature pair of headphones to clip over the mic, too
Problem solved! :-)
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2013/05/24
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post it doesn't use the camera it monitors what channel you are watching
but it's not privacy that bothers me, it's the fact that it rewards you for sitting through an advert.
Go team couch potato!
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post How does it know whether I watched the ad break
or whether I wandered off to take a dump? They must use some way to determine which trophy to give me...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine the kinect sensor checks which person is in the room
and the actual Xbox has to route through your sky/cable/whatever box so it can identify which signal is broadcast
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds like just the sort of shit they'd go for
and a majority of people will swallow down the cock, cause you get an award for doing so.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Him and Icke are actually friends.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's just what THEY want you to think, only THEY know THE TRUTH though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they're pretty reasonable points.
This box looks like the product of a sociopathic corporation bent on monitoring and monetizing every aspect of humanity, ie just like all the fucking other ones. Avoid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post or you could just turn the thing off at the wall...

(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 29 May 2013, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or not buy it.
Edit: Terrible grammar there sorry. (bum me Tabby, bum me)
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'll soon turn them off
when they start seeing the horrific, haunting things people get up to in their own living rooms...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 29 May 2013, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post instead of playing eggsbox, we could all just go outside for a change...
...And be sterilised and mind controlled by the chemtrails
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Politician in Eire will not shut up

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be an ecumenical question....
haha
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT5NwNiUW4o

It's no wonder our country is in the mess that it is with gombeens like that sitting in the Dail O_o
 (OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. Politician in "not shutting up" shocker.
Whodathunkit?
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a link post "Prancercise"
*Posts & runs for his life........... but drops off image of "genuine looking horse"
from her website before closing the door.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Made me giggle.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cameltoecise more like

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ididn'tsaythatdidI?noyousaidthatIdidn'tsaythat.
:-D :-D
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got to admit though, that is a seamless horse

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post you were too busy tugging one off

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post baby camel toe

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's not a 3 word combo I want to see.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You didn't fall far from the Yew Tree
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I meant Fiona Bruce is huge in comparision

www.lazygirls.info/Fiona_Bruce/Cameltoe_pgMhEQ3

SFW
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bigger

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post What? That's kind of how i walk naturally.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post if this is true we deffo need to hook up

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post she doesnt seem to very good at whatever it is she's trying to do

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's trying to get to the shop before it closes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
shop off license
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post that might just be the best thing I've seen all week.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
seen wanked to
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post make it stop!
and that music... gah.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You're fooling no one, we all know it's you in the video.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post i thought i could get away with it wearing that wig. :(

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd recognise that walk anywhere.
It's like Travolta in Saturday Night Fever on meth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha - that is the exact exercise i do 'prancing' back from the pub every saturday night
minus the visible vagina contours of course
 (I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as camp as Tab Hunter.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I LOVE HER!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Set to 1080p HD for full camel toe effect!
 (Fly Projector, Thu 30 May 2013, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm feeling a bit down at the moment so I'm going to have a load of Diazepam and prancercise through my city centre tonight - I bet I'll feel loads better and won't get the living shit kicked out of me or anything.
 (Anarquista We didn't burn him, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Prance like nobody's watching.

(I helped save b3ta! Ivana Puliakokov, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ranma 1/2 without the water thing?
Tried to find a clip... this is the best I could do. And by best, I mean minimal effort...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6NVs2XeaC8
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Permaculture, farming of the future.
Reading the lamentations of Rob about a barren, environmentally raped future, I'd like to get this idea out there.  The first few moments of this, nearly 2 hour, video show photos from the Bealtaine Cottage Permaculture Gardens in the West of Ireland, and outlines natural soil fertility systems.  Though it's going to take more than just watching video, it's using what life has been using before humans ever picked up a tool.

Crops aren't threatened by CCD either, it's the wild honeybees that no longer pollinate the crops that make the economic impact.  Now that has to be taken care of by the managed colonies.  I worry about natural pollinators we don't manage, like bumblebees, which are being threatened by a beetle from sub-Saharan Africa here in the USA, and Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Wed 29 May 2013, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm quite into this....
have a look at www.permies.com/. Hours lost on there......
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 29 May 2013, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post i set up an aquaponics thing in my garden
provides me with trout and strawberries
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many acres of land will each person need in order to grow their food?
Unless we're going to have a cull of the human population mass concentrated farming is the only way to feed them.
Which shouldn't be a bad thing if done right.

Also where can I get the robot labourers to look after the land whilst i'm working?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wrong with a little cottage garden.
Highly optimistic to be able to completely feed yourself, but you can certainly supplement what food you do have with a little plot and the satisfaction that you grew it yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1 acre per person would be enough
unfortunately even if every acre of land in this country was pristine flat farmland, there still wouldn't be enough for one acre each
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post An acre would be luxury
I've got about 50m2 and do grow a bit.

However there are certain crops that should not be grown by amatures.
Potatoes and tomatoes for example are prone to a highly contagous blight that can spread to other plots.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 May 2013, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got 50 acres down in Cork if you're stuck :D
you can't stop blight only mitigate, best option is polytunnels to prevent the spores from contaminating.
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 29 May 2013, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post sell me an acre!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post TBH
With fees etc, its a pain to sell just one.
Have five for £30k.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 30 May 2013, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would do a whole family with ease.....
...half acre would do a family for that matter.
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 29 May 2013, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post i mean for more than just growing food

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 29 May 2013, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post We should grow fruit trees on the sides of buildings
So that eventually the fruit falls down into a collecting thingy and then there's fruit, see?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 29 May 2013, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Online petition for Amazon's cockup with yesterday's DVD orders
There's a few hundred sigs on this already, they've pissed off a few people.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good
I was looking forward to my mega dose of cheap Looney Tunes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't take there petition seriously
I saw the petition on they're and I think their having a laugh if they think there going to be taken seriously
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post *thair.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great deal if you got it
if you didn't - someone fucked up at work, and you didn't cash in on this. Regardless of what your interpretation of consumer law is, you have a disproportionate sense of entitlement, and you just put your name on a list.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep submitting 1 star reviews, that'll have more of an impact
Gone from 5 stars to 2.9 in 24 hours.
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/cr/B004S6E95O/ref=mw_dp_cr?qid=1369857600&sr=8-1
The third party sellers will be bending amazons ear over this
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 May 2013, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a link post How To Surgeon Really Good - Spiderman Heart Transplant I made this!
I made this video to teach people how to do heart transplants on Spiderman... It will probably work with other superheroes and maybe even normal people too.
(superpowerless, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard pissflaps has three hearts.
Sadly, they're all dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH MAN
This made my morning.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post morning?
why, you must be in forrin
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can tell from the way I use my wok
I'm a forrin man, no time to knock
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 30 May 2013, 3:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good!

(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Thu 30 May 2013, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Chinese Farmer Makes His Own Bionic Prosthetic Hands.
"Sun Jifa, from China's northern Jilin province, lost both his hands when a fishing explosive went off prematurely in his home nine years ago.

Eager to get his hands back, Sun spent the next eight years crafting his own steel bionic pair from scratch with little direction but his own intuition."

He's now making and selling them to other amputees at a price far cheeper than the hospitals.

Give that man a hand.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post bionic wanking hand
for his new job
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post How Did he make hands with no hands?
....the infinite puzzle.
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 29 May 2013, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post he built them before the accident

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post its like that hand drawing a second hand that is drawing the first

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post he started with a rubber glove on a stick and then just increased the complexity

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have the same conundrum with the whitworth cog cutting machines.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post With his bionic feet

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post If he's so good at making bionics ...
Why was he a fucking farmer in the first place ??!
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a serious question?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post ... erm, I don't know.
Maybe .... it is !! Or not ? Yours sounds the more serious question tbh :)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well:
He only started dabbling once it became necessary to replace his arms, basically when he lost them, and replace them with something suited to farming, with the need being to continue to farm so he could support his family.

It was only afterwards that people started to come to him to ask for replacements for themselves, i don't think he expected that to happen, he just wanted to be able to continue to be able to work and support his family, now he seems to be even better off.

Fair play that man.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing achievement but...
...fishing explosive? Am I the only one who laughed at this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 29 May 2013, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 29 May 2013, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post good for him.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm off down the tackle shop for some of this fishing explosive...
"Bomb the Mosque!"
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:14, , Reply)

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