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This is a link post Cosmo Smallpiece
This is how I feel today. Knickers knackers knockers.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post *the sound of operation yewtree sliding down their fireman's poles to the perv-mobile*

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, pretty good.
The only Harry Potter I've seen is the first one but even that was with Brad Neely's alternative audio (which is fucking amazing)
Are they worth watching?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't go out of your way for them
Some of them are alright, but not amazing.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I suspected. Thanks.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed them
But suspect that if you don't know the books reasonably well they make not the blindest bit of sense. Its hard to tell when your head sort of fills n the blanks you suspect are there.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post really nice animation and quite funny
...but with some awful foley/sound recording
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love that ident!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that
especially the second one, proper laughs
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Interesting article on BBC website turns in to cyclist are cunts debate in the comments section.
Article also contains the amusing line "Hugh Huddy is blind and works for visual impairment charities' umbrella group Vision 2020. He says he is always pleased to see a cone..."
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Re: blind people seeing things
My blind mates always refer to having recently "seen" someone/something (e.g. a TV programme), just because saying something like having "heard" them is (a) confusing to the listener - were you near something, or did you just hear it on the radio/through a wall? (b) drawing unnecessary attention to their disability and (c) "blind" doesn't always mean all you see is complete darkness - there's a huge spectrum that starts at partially-sighted

TL:DR - yes, blind people see things
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post daily mail readers think things

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post just not very often

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh boy, I hope lots of people have different thoughts on this subject to share!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy to oblige :)
though a hearty chicken pesto baguette is now summoning me
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fascinating, I had no idea it was there
Anybody who honestly believes most cyclists don't think they are a law unto themselves when it comes to the rules of the road needs their head examined. I see it all day and everyday out and about; lights being jumped, not giving way at zebra crossings etc. It is also not a small minority.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very much the same here.
Although it does seem to be age related. Most mature cyclists do stick to the rules, the younger generation doesn't seem to care about the safety of themselves and others.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post confirmation bias
edit. i'm not into deleting so i won't delete but i wish i hadn't posted that.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's bollocks
I'm a regular cycle and car commuter. I see far more drivers going through red lights, mounting the kerb, ignoring signs and, the big one, going far too fast in urban streets.

Some cyclists do dangerous things too, but they're a minor problem compared to the fuckwits behind the wheel.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I object
As a cyclist I like to indulge in loads of dangerous things. Sometimes I don't microwave things properly or wait for the kettle to boil all the way. Other times, I stand near smokers at the bus stop. I've also been known to leave it way too long before going to the dentist.

I find bike rides quite safe though, possibly as a consequence of holding a large adjustable wrench in one hand whilst cycling.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post You live on a different planet to the one i'm on
and I also made no mention of cars, what have they got to do with a lot of cyclists riding around like cunts?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair point.
No-one should be acting dangerously on the roads.

I shout at cyclists who jump red lights. But the whole "red light" issue is a general one, they really are regarded as "advisory" around here. And the worst offenders are pedestrians, when I'm on my bike in town I have to shout at just about every pedestrian crossing, as the lardy arses lumber across regardless.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's not a day
goes by that i dont see a cyclist go through a redlight in York. I'm struggling to think of the last time i saw a car do the same.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some are indeed cunts
Late last night I was about to cross the road on a steep hill and just noticed at the last moment that a cyclist was barreling down the hill at speed in the dark with no lights, so I shouted "buy some lights " he shouted back. "stop wearing black ": What a dumb fucking cunt, hope he dies! Nothing serious though.

Really, after living in NZ, where almost all cyclists round town have lights and most wear hi vis, London cyclists contain a large percentage of ignorant stupid ... people.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post show me where i can buy
a helmet and glow in the dark tabbard that makes people drive better, and i promise you - i will buy two.

a lot of people who drive, really fucking shouldn't.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well yes
I assume this is you leaping to the guys defense? Presumably the existence somewhere of a bad driver (they do exist, yes) means that being a knuckle dragging cunt on a bike is just fine? So the circle continues and we can all be cunts cos someone else was a cunt first.

Two wheel logic
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post not at all
but you keep begging the question there, sparkles.

my point is, hi viz and fucking helmets are a dangerous distraction in the road safety debate because:

a) they presume the victims are at fault in the event of a collision (statistics suggest otherwise)

b) that road safety is the responsibility of the most vulnerable road user, when in fact it is overwhelmingly that of the ones piloting a ton of speeding fucking metal, glass and plastic down the public highways.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi-Viz and Helmets are a dangerous detraction?
Really? How so?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, you're actually serious
You won't wear stuff because road safety is not your responsibility?

See and be seen, simples.

You're on the road, act like a road user.

Safety is everyone's responsibility

Having two wheels does nor absolve you from being a responsible road user,

I can't believe your attitude, do other cyclists think like you? I feel like I'm talking to a Jehovah's Witness or something, it's that stunning logic disconnect that boggles my brain

Edit: let's just agree to disagree.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ THIS
Yes ( referring to hotpiss' comment)

Cycle safety gear is a distraction in the overall road safety debate, although as a cyclist you're still well advised to wear it. But the point that the real problem and responsibility lies with the drivers of big, heavy and fast motor vehicles is true. Most cycling accidents are the fault of the driver.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Stop wearing black. A comeback of the highest order.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post SO he should be visible to you that is a valid request,
...but his request that for your own safety, that you be visible to other people is not?

How does that work?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post All cunts are cunts!
Seriously though, theres no section of transport including pedestrians that are blameless.
However as a car driver if I fuck up my insurance goes up.
You bike riders and pedestrians fuck up you get to donate some organs.

point being, don't fuck up and expect those around you to fuck up so you can react in time.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post indeed
We all make mistakes when using the roads and, generally, we all adapt our actions to cover for each others mistakes. It is when we fail to do this, that accidents occur. This also happens when we think we are above reproach. A little more humility, contrition and general good thinking would make our roads a whole bunch nicer for everyone.

And on that note, I'm going to go and swear at the stupid bastards who cant use the correct lane on the three/four/five lane roundabouts we have round here, whilst fighting my way into town.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post quite
and when you drivers fuck up, people end up in hospital or worse. but yeah, it's all about your fucking no claims bonus.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe that was my point.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it didn't take long for this thread to turn into a huge collection of butthurt
It's really boring though. Can we please just move on?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Umm, this is a weirdly uk thing tbh.
Go to mainland Europe and those countries that have invested properly in bike lanes etc and you suddenly find everyone cycles short distances. That includes BMW/Audi drivers. Lo and behold, people drive respectfully.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Umm, I live in mainland Europe.
And I'm here to tell you, in the cities, the cunts among the cyclists are a massive majority.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a link post "Pete" - (Nice ending)
I did NOT see that coming.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was great. Textbook.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was really good

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would like to do that to my fucking neighbour.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I've seen him somewhere before...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=naos7it_bl0
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Brilliant actually
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! But sorta bindun, by me:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLALtch8qIE
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
so what's this guy done that warrants a contract killing?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Girlfriend.
It diddn't end well.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's the assassin talking.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Want to go into your own house?
Not without ID, I'm afraid.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get people's problem with the Bilderberg group.
They clearly meet up to dress in home made costumes of their favourite Thundercats and M.A.S.K. characters. If they did this in a public setting, political enemies would use this as leverage against them.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it's the age old question isn't it. Not just our public officials
but should all cosplayers be ashamed of themselves?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been to The Grove, wasn't that impressed.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eaten at the Glasshouse restaurant once
it's an over-priced buffet. Two gin and tonics were £17!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been a few times
Mutton dressed as lamb to my mind. It tries very hard to be classy, but somehow gets it wrong.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're supposed to be the most influential group in the world
and they're meeting in Watford?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Little Chef on the A35 only takes walk ins so they had to go with this on short notice.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't mention to the owners/staff that is in in Watford
they will (not very politely) tell you it's in Chandlers Cross. Which of course it isn't. It's in Watford.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting
I wonder which law allows them to ask for our documents and tell us we can't be in a certain area? Cynically worded, but a genuine question.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Newtons first law of motion
Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless a size nine hobnail boot is applied to it.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting
I believe George Orwell came to similar conclusions...
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure there's provision under the SOCA act
Or at least there would be if the Secretary of State designated the area as covered by it.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, SOCA has it pretty much nailed -
www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2005/15/section/112

It's quite a scary bill when you actually start picking through it!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post A friend of mine's wife works at The Grove
All staff reporting for work will have to drive to a field to park their cars, then go through airport-style security checks before being mini-bused in. Anyone who started work after January 2013 are not allowed to come onto shift whilst this event takes place and the whole of Fullerians rugby club next to Cassiobury Park is closed off to be used as a police base.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ all that so some posh nobs can listen to some 1920's jazz
I'm not that keen on the cornet myself, much prefer the sound of Armstrongs Trumpet.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post arf!
I'm only going so I can get James Bolam's autograph
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does this explain
why the broadband connection from Watford to central London has been undergoing some... shall we say... problems?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You think someone was intercepting the pigeons?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Knowing watford they were eating them.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just like the fact that the paper reports it's a "secret meeting"!
Well the cat's out of the bag now!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a link post I submitted a recipe to the BBC Good Food website I made this!
They said yes.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I'd always assumed that site was quite well edited.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think since the BEEB has been under the cosh of cut-cut-cut by the not-at-all-BBC-hating-Tories
They have had to stop moderating loads of sections of their sites.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
I can't eat that shit
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's my way of sticking up 2 fingers to the BBC.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah stick it to the man!
Lets all watch ITV!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're wasting my licence fee

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post chortle
*clicks*
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
I got banned from the GMTV forums years ago for submitting my specialist recipes.

The only bit I can remember is 'pour the entire mixture over your horrible head, climb inside your massive fridge and close the door forever.'
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to make that. Right now.
Good work.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers chaps.
Please feel to leave feedback on it if you can be arsed.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post it won't let me sign in
*sads*
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You swivel eyed loon
*genuine belly laff*
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post LMAO at this.
*Clicks & gets spamming.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post well done on getting the beeb

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post very tatsty.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post very tasty.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post you are repeating yourself there skelly....
opened the wine a bit early?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post not yet.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
not yet repeating yourself, or not yet opened the wine?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post clicky clicky click click
me likey = me clicky.

i actually laughed at that.......got a strange look or two too..

also added feedback.......i could have died of starvation - wait a week.....fuck off i'd rather eat mcdonalds.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn
Your recipe is not available.
Please share here so we can all LOL along.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no!
I have a screen grab somewhere, I'll hunt it down.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 8:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks all.
Was very honoured that it made it into the newsletter. Although it has now been taken down from the BBC website. I took it from a blog I wrote a few years ago:

some-strange-life.blogspot.co.uk/

There's a few disgusting things there.
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Apparently this is...um
Iron Man 3 - full movie. On YouTube. Apparently.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Twice?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry GC said no
and I don't have time to trawl through the links board. Just thought I would drop it here. Do forgive me.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more intrigued that it's clearly a different video
Who is it that makes these uploads? And where do they get the films from in the first place?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quick flick through says
this is a much better copy than the last one...
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post third time
it's the Chinese version which contains more scenes with asian actors than the US release
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Different link to last time
which got pulled
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post this can't be iron man 3
as there appears to be very little ironman in it....

and nice to see that robert downey jnr has completed his journey from rebellious talent, to annoying smug cunt.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Borderlands Cosplay Music Video I made this!
Met up with some vault hunters at Londond Comic Con and decided to make this. Feedback welcome.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post strip the flesh, salt the wound.
*clicks*
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find the Cosplay thing a little bit cringe inducing
but the song you've used was quite cool.

For a game, Borderlands seems to have really inspired musicians, this is 3rd or 4th song I've heard inspired by the franchise.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
There's always some fantastic attention to detail witht he costumes (and hot women, which is doubly-awesome), but i do kind of think, is this just a bit sad?

Marmite i suppose.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post We all need a hobby and I doubt many people would look on b3tans generally with glowing admiration for time well spent.
If they're having fun and not stirring up hatred for minority groups then who are we to judge.

alt: NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, ^ this
Very true; going out and making a costume & having fun or spending hour photoshopping Freebase? Decisions, decisions....
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post and some of the women are hot
and will probably watch Sapphire and Steel box set with ya, and talk about it afterwards
Its like a nerdy mate who'll touch ya junk, without it being gay
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thing is a walk the edge of hypocrisy as I spend a fair bit of time around Historical Reenactors
but the things that annoy me with the above bug me in re-enacting as well. Yes you do get people who invest x100s of hours and £ / $ in fashioning amazing detail perfect stuff, then you get some slightly sweaty spod who turns in "armour" made from cut down catering sized olive oil cans, and a cloak stitched together from bits in the waste bin at his local Land of Leather....
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, we've met?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you're "Oily-Dave" from Stourbridge
then yes....
Christ, that sounds very wrong!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, you've met Tab Hunter?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a big fan of his movies....
.... Oh, wait....
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'sup.
Well, everyone needs a hobby.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a link post BOOM! Shut up, woman!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post dark

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post From the youtube comments I assume this is a video of a woman getting punched?
No thanks
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post yep.
something i did not need to see this morning. :(
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Women gotta understand, we are not here to protect your azz, we are not your punching bags, just because im a Man that does not mean IM YOUR MAN. Hit someone, and expect to be hit back. The days of men being slaves to the vagina, and treating these women like innocent little girls are over. Biitches gon learn!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah!
Give her a punishment bumming. No homo! er.....
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post ....not my words, btw: This is the top rated comment.
I despair, I really do.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post i thought you were having a psychic moment
and started channeling spirits from the trailer park.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
....not my words, btw: This is the top rated comment.
I despair, I really do.
the words of Shakin' Stevens
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah! Fulchester Rovers' finest striker!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like how nobody says or does anything

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking 'ell.
We're such a lovely bunch of animals.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit odd life goes on completely as normal in that store
after he's decked her, and decked her he truly did. No one seemed to bat an eyelid
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post This video is disgusting - the pornography of abuse
The guy says loads of racist stuff and whacks her across the face, and noone intervenes.
I'd intervene, and break the phone that's filming
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
imitation is the sincerest...etc
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just want to point out
I don't like women being abused.....just so you all know that.

I posted it because its shocking the amount of force he put into it and the fact no-one said anything.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
n't shameless, absolutely shameless.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! What a nasty man.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd pop a cap in his ass.........
and maybe a fetching panama too.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a link post American show failing to appreciate the culinary glory of my choctopus I made this!
They don't see the full beauty of my heavenly creation
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dream of being described as an 'overly excited gentleman' (not like that, get your minds out of the gutter).
Top work sir!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post thankyou!
and yes, that is how I'm generally described
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post They will learn....in time....they will learn..

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post If not through choice
then by means foul
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lolling all over again. Those Americans and their pointless opinions, eh?
Wonderful stuff, sir.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post i love the sincerity
of the analysis
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do hope you form some kind of reference point
for our American friends, to base their impressions on how we Brits really are.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am a perfect microcosm of British society
you don;t need to know anything else really
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post This, coupled with that video you guys did a few years back with the local beer and the canal.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes that pretty much covers it all

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fucking hell that's brilliant
Glad to see they showed most of the video too
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post isn;t it glorious?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)
well done dude!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do a chocolate Starfish next!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh!
hadn;t thought of that. can you eat starfish?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post They eat them in China, don't know if it's all types though.
[edit]
looks like it's the same as eating sea cucumber.
You just eat the gonads.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post might nip down the asian supermarket
though to be honest i'm in there a lot and I'd have noticed them if they has them I reckon
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep an eye out for some deep fried little crabs you eat whole like crisps.
really want to try them.

If you do find star fish beware...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfish#As_food
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear
might shelve that plan then
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post EEEEWWW
Although it would be funny to see the American panel show response to THAT!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes
yes it would
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Round of chocolate coated dolphins to you, sir.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post MMMm!
Flippertwix?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It could work.
But good luck frying dolphin fins, I'm sure it'll go down well :)
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post You didnt make that!
Anyway, I still laughed my skull off. It was like one of those football shows where the pundits go through what happened. Amazing.

EDIT: Ive just noticed they also think the worst bit is the way you chew.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's how i always chew
doesn;t everyone?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/ WAHEY!!!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post YEAH!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Altair Design (The geometric colouring books from the 70s)
Seeing as there seems to be quite a bit of nostalgia in the air.

You can have hours of fun playing with it.

My creativity stretched to this:


(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Emu's pink windmill?
Or Archie the inventor's castle?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's some kind of castle
but with an Indian theme, a bit like Brighton's Pavilion..?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm.
from a certain angle, it looks a little bit like a cock and balls.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post or the back end of a platypus
unless you have spikey warts on ya testes
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post dino from the flintstones looking over a fence

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't everyone?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wondered what that was on my chin last night

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to have those books
I never could stay in the lines :(
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, by the power of computers,
now you can't stray outside the lines :)
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!
I can finally overcome that childhood trauma
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Guy Marks - Loving you has made me bananas
I like it, but I don't know why.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ' Loving you has made me bananas go off '
would have been even better
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post ' Loving bananas has made me go off you '
Would be a bit soul-crushing
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would buy an album if it had every combination of this on it
'Loving my bananas has made you go off'
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a link post The Specials - Gangsters
Ska Thursday you say?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was once evicted by Lynval Golding of The Specials.
trufakt.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post A mate of mine was once eviticted by Richard Branson
Trufax
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm.
your story's better but mine is 1st hand.

dance-off?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yer on.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Specials CTF
I was at a Specials gig in Uxbridge in 1979 when Neville Staple jumped off the stage grabbed an obnoxious heckler and gave him the bum's rush out to the street.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a link post 328 breakfasts all over the place

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post bleugh
On an overnight to London a couple of years ago, United decided to serve a rancid breakfast made up of a raw banana and a revolting yoghurt just as we were descending.

I had to step over about 8 piles of bananery yoghurty vomit on the way out.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Raw banana?
whats strange about that?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you saying you eat banana raw?
Eugh!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
as in green, unripe..
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Madness - Night Boat To Cairo
Just because it's been stuck in my head all morning.

Probably GC, but do you really care?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah good old classic madness back when they were coked off their tits.
I've not listened to "Oui Oui Si Si Ja Ja Da Da" yet, any good?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post class

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tabby will LOVE this

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect he's rising above it.
Either that or he's in court for that shop lifting incident today.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Ghost?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post No ghost

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes, definitely. absolute conclusive proof

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
a man getting scared to enter a room in a well lit hotel is all the proof I need. Also the slightly white coloured blob at the end as well.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post If a ghost was going to exist it would certainly have the same shape and weight of a person
just in digital camera error or post production/overlay effect appearance

trufax
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want to see a ghost horse
or maybe a ghost panda.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post And in a hotel as well!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post the hotel is situated on the site of where an ancient hill used to be
that the height of the once existing hill and the height of the hotel corridor is the same, and that the corridors match paths through an ancient forest, is pure coincidence
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post clearly a ghost bear..fake

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's an accusation that has dogged Panda ghost hunters for years
Zebra ghost hunters have the same problem with naysayers dismissing them as simple horse ghosts. But no, it's all about the smell of bamboo in the air which obviously can't be captured on normal video
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post why are there no ghost vegetables?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a good question because if you know how you can make spirit out of them :D

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post farts are ghost vegetables

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would explain the rectoplasmic residue.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D great username
sums up an episode of Most Haunted
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post actually i think its the ghost of a fart

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha, see above

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can see it just after he entered the room too.
But I don't think it's a coincidence that the torch is shining out of the door, straight at the camera, when it does.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post ZOINKS!!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rollocks!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight I fear the most
I'd rather have some toast.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Life, oh life!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not that I want to boast
But when I have guests I find that most
Say that I make fantastic toast
and am therefore the best host
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Life, oh life!

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL8M-K9F8_I
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The ghost of a disgruntled interior designer?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Disneyland ghost is far, far more convincing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnjibWcbV2o
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I so wanted this to be someone running around with a sheet over them :(

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was a spate of Disneyland ghost vids at one point
Seems they were all made by Disney as virals :/
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's new camo tech the government are testing wake up sheeple

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry, they got to me, I told them everything
they're in ya house!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post depending on the reflectivity of the walls could it not have just been the torch light bouncing off those reflective surfaces?
That or a million rational explanations, but lets say ghost because we don't know shit about what happened.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Xtatic line?
xtaticline.wordpress.com/

mystery solved.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah publicity stunt - now that's a rational explanation.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Lolcat loans. Please tell me this is a spoof
Not sure if trolling or just for stupid people.

Link may not have been posted before, maybe
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh yea totally legit

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it's not then it's massively illegal!
I know you'd have to be a complete fuckwit to input all of your personal data on a website like this but I wouldn't put it past some people. Look at the apply page:

www.lolcatloans.com/apply.html#.UacX9NiTLwk
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post if you even think it's legit you should hand in your internet passport

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just thinking
that it would be a good way to harvest stupid people's bank details.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post the sooner people learn not to trust cats the better
CaC
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it seems to be "legit" in the sense that they appear to be seriously offering loans
But yes, you would have to be a serious idiot to try to use this!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post 432% APR?
sign me up!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's pretty good for payday loans

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post i will have to tell the loan shark up the corner
that he has been ripping me off.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1008455
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha that was confusing!
No I haven't, last place I went to eat in Manc was Lust Luck Liquor and Burn
/hipster
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post That place looks great! Thanks for the tip :D

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phishing site for the gulible
Registrant is Marlia Business SA based in Panama and has a whole bunch of pill sites to it's name.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good work Detective Amadeus.
Interesting to see spammers are branching out to using memes!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Just another IKEA catalog NSFW
Scandinavian modern style furniture and accessories in amateur pornography
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
I love that someone was watching those clips and paying more attention to the furniture
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is amazing
and I've had enough tedious trips to know the identifications are right
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like the 15 stories High episode where Sean Locke gets decorating ideas from grot mags.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post hugely under-appreciated show

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post i loved it

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post damn, I'm missing out on life in two ways now
*sobs*
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a link post I've never seen whatever it is that Ron Swanson is in
But some of these quotes are excellent.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW (if you're Herb).
RS seems to get her all frisky.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post is her real name Tammy?

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Parks and Recreation and its ace
I just discovered it, there's about 4 seasons to torrent, its the best thing i have seen in ages
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is a great show. I've only seen 1 episode but it was infinitely better than any comedy that i've seen in a long time.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep...
just got into it as well. Half way through season 2 and it seems to get better.

Ron Swanson is a fantastic character.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's fucking brilliant.
Rob Lowe is also genius in it when he finally appears!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post NOW I'm excited
I'm only just into season two.

This has made my appetite thoroughly whetted
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's great
Swanson seems to have become the poster boy, but the characters are all fantastic. Andy Dwyer is brilliant. They didn't put this bit in eventually: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQhS2q7IHQM
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post BERT MACKLIN

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post *fans self*
JEEZ..did it just get hot in here or WHAT?
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear.
*passes evening primrose*
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like it
better than Arrested Development new season. That's a let down.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post So much TV to watch...
Might have to wait till I retire (if that still exists by the time I'm 65) before I can catch up on all the good stuff.
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post But by then
you'll be an old person and you'll just want to watch David Dickinson's Real Deal (presented by then by an ancient David Dickinson kept alive by being turned into a cyborg).
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, it's brilliant
Swanson is a God

I normally get two episodes into all these "must see" shows before I'm bored.
Parks and Rec is just great
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best one was in the comments
(on observing a plate of salad): "There's been a mistake, you've given me the food that my food eats."
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Unashamed nostalgia
superfun!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post By the law of averages at least two of the celebs on there are paedos.

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha, the punchline for the larry grayson cartoon is wonderful

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post TV Cream is ace
Their book about 80s toys is great too
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh Heh
That's ace!
(, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:12, , Reply)

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