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This is a link post This is big, really big!
Well, tiny actually - but important! Radar detecting simple hand motions to control virtual applications.

relinked to just the video without ads.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 23:40, , Reply)
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Sorry, but I got distracted by all the diet pills and baldness cures.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 2:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Police and "security" agencies will soon be using this
to identify facial micro expressions alongside heart rate monitors and eye tracking cameras
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 7:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Putin being putin

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 23:24, , Reply)
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Seemed quite appropriate to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 28 Sep 2015, 23:49, , Reply)
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Putin gets shit done.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet Cameron and Corbyn could easily do that. Hahahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cameron would need a piggy faced desktop organiser to keep his pen up that long.

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 7:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Classic Putin

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 0:21, , Reply)
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Liquid dictator!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Give me back my pen you mother!

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 0:47, , Reply)
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Smell my cheese!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post He thinks he's rod stewart.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post classic john john
seems to be out of date
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a link post death wish
wing suit madness.
 (I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:05, , Reply)
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It's only a matter of time
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's insane.
Someone has adrenals the size of a football.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 1:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't look entirely in control.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post The people in that distant city,
Would be able to spot me doing that by the huge cloud of fearful poo-mist that would streak across the sky.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a link post the light bulb conspiracy | planned obsolescence
If you have the time... just the first 10 mins is worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post If this doesn't fix Facebook I'm not watching it

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOU BROKE FACEBOOK!
(the one that smelt it ,dealt it)
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm having a very slight panic attack

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pant and read cached pages...
(works for me)
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was just back up but now it's gone again
Said the...
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Working fine for me.
You must be banniated.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps you could hand yourself in
as the person who pushed the chap in the pool at Swanswell?
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post How can I video and push him in?

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Magnets

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post the plot thickens...
However... who thinks that fishing in that would be pleasurable, or for that matter, the Cov canal?
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm seriously comtemplating watching "Man Eating Super Snake" on Quest+1

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man Versus Food is getting ridiculous

(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Getting"?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very much this^^

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know it seems sinister and i must be some sort of consumer robot,
But doesn't this keep people in jobs and the economy turning over? Also it's nice to have new shiny things. The trouble starts when people buy things they don't have the money for....
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you have the time... watch this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFDe5kUUyT0 The money you spend... is a loan already.

What else to do with time?? Educate, perhaps, innovate - enjoy LIFE - some sort of Utopian star trek world, I don't know. It's been decided that we must be controlled by money and spending.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rnJEdDNDsI
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post So,
A mass economic system where a central group pay for the population to have electric, heat, water, transport, healthcare, welfare, buildings, technology, education etc.
The population demands more.
So they borrow money to do it. Then have to pay interest on that money. Which is how loans work. The population that needs the services pays for it through taxes.
It might not be the most fair system as those providing the capital to borrow stand to gain the most. But they are the ones that allow the system to work. Without the guys at the top it would all fall apart.
Is there a better way that would work to cover millions of people on such a huge scale?
I'm all ears to alternatives that could actually function in a modern world.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1: invest in pitchforks and torches
2: ???
3: profit?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in !

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post cool.
maybe we can make enough to get our arses to mars before it all goes tits up here. see you on kickstarter. who's up for catering?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Question: where did all the capital come from?
Just playing devil's advocate really.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 1:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Peugeot are still doing it

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post i can't shake the feeling that this is utterly insane
but then there are probably a lot of technical innovations that only happen because we are continually making new stuff. After all, life itself uses planned obsolescence and thats how evolution happens. And I guess that in itself would justify disposable culture, but only if the disposal and recycling were also a large part of the plan. Which I get the feeling they are not.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meat is recyclable
Plastics? Not so much.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:43, , Reply)
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then why did the people at the recycling depot give me such nasty looks when i brought in that dead kitten?
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's only so much raw materials there before we have to start mining the rubbish dumps
I hear that someone struck a rich 'ET' seam in new mexico
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post We are part of the problem:
every day we demand fresh youtubage that requires ever expanding energy-hungry data centres.

Post GC links and save the planet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post heard a doc on radio 4 a year or so ago
fink it was that evan davis fella talking to rich folk. some guy in charge of a data centre in nw uk near liverpool (couldn't reveal location for security reasons) claimed it consumed the same amount of energy as nine nhs hospitals per day. business matters?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post hospitals clearly need to waste more

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 6:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
I worked as an Industrial (Product) Designer for about 30 years- I went to school in the Ecological Revolution years and I always tried to avoid the "design to fail" concept. Was not always successful, but I tried.

BTW, I have been to see the famous lightbulb in Livermore, CA!)
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 7:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Ford Galaxie 500 first engine start up. One for the petrolheads... I made this!
So about a month ago a friends granddad tells him of this old car he has in his barn. Went round for a look and there's a 1964 Ford galaxie 500. It's been parked in there since 1975 when it failed it's M.O.T. So I bought it and me and dad have being slowly trying to sort it out. Today we finally got brave enough to try starting it.....
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mix needs adjusting ;)

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post 12 rpm to the gallon

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post For a carb that's done nothing for 40 years I think it did ok :D

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck with that
They must have really stood out in 1964
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it is huge. Will be fun to drive on UK roads.
Nice to find one in decent condition and with right hand drive though. I just hope we can get it back on the road again.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Timing and maybe a stuck valve.
I've got a '55 Chevy that sat. The exhaust valves don't like that. Whatever gave people the notion to build cars the size of yachts. I'm just saving my Chevy for a coffin. I'm burying myself in it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb_juTPQJUc
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooo0ooo what kinda chevy is it???
Agreed, there is something fun about the sheer hugeness of the old yank tanks. It's not what I was looking for but too good to miss when it was on the doorstep.

It got a bit better after a couple of runs. I'm amazed how good things have been considering how long it stood.
Have been trying to lube it up over a couple weeks and turning it over by hand.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pickup.
Big window model. I stuck a 69 Camero 327 in it, because it was free, and the old straight six was dead. It just sits, taking up garage space now. But I really do love that old thing. It's amazing what you can mix and match on those American vehicles. The old '55 four speed tranny bolted on to the newer Camero engine.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice :)
The v8's although slightly more complex than the straight sixes I've always found to be more fun and easier to get bits for. A lot of vehicles shared parts back then. Plus things were really built to last. A lot of the stuff on this car is 50 years old but works fine. Stuck a battery on and all headlights, brakelights, indicators etc work. bonkers.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ford whatnow?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYqNrCGPl7s
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
His starting problem is it doesn't have a 6.4 V8 in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post malfunction runs in the family
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KZWpXlcpM4
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect his emissions may not be up to standard.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't look like emissions,
Looks like gas bottle into the exhaust type cheaty flame kit set up. Flames are wrong colour and last to long.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but that POS is all show.
For the money spent on that he could have got a decent car.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saw an interesting video recently about bringing cars back to life that have been mothballed for many years:
Obviously, kind of American-focussed, but still:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9U6fl11vBM
 (I helped save b3ta! The MooseBlaster, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the link , will watch with interest.
Might have something on their list we didn't think of.

But generally most things are going to be replaced/renewed if they don't work. It's in the middle of a brake overhaul right now.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me old man loved a tinker with this sort of thing
He once rebuilt an Austin Metro engine to go in a gutted Morris Traveller van, literally to see if he could; AND stuck an overdrive on the gearbox for a laugh. His vision was for it to outpace something (anything) at the lights, and to see their faces. It never came to fruition, but it's good to see the spirit of endeavour is still in fine fettle. Good work lads!
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)
I think him and my old man sound similar.
My dad and his mate put an Austin maxi 1750 engine and box in a mini traveller when they were younger. Apparently they were foiled as due the the torque steer it was virtually undrivable.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shame that
It would have been a beast!
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to have a Scimitar with overdrive.
Loads of fun when overtaking. When I bought that one though, it's a good thing I thought to check the cylinders before I tried to fire it up. There was a load of rust in them, but strangely I couldn't see where it had all come from. I was fortunate enough to get one that didn't have the "reinforced" plastic timing wheels; I can only imagine what sort of idiot thought that was a good idea.

All in all it was a bit of a frankenstein car: Triumph suspension parts, Ford engine, door handles from a Mini, Jag seats and god knows what else. Still had bloody Lucas electrics though; the devil's own wiring harness.

It's a shame I had to get rid of it in the end, those cars always reminded me of the world's most stylish hearse, and those fold-flat seats made the boot just big enough for two people to bunk down.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, the old Triumphs
Frankenstein or not, beauty to get them back on't road
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post A mate at work is currently trying to shoehorn a K-series into an MGB
He has...plans.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eek!
That's up there with converting a Mini to RWD and stuffing an RX7 engine in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 1:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sparkplugs and distributor cap. Then do the timing.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks. Has new plugs and distributor cap.
Was just a check to see if the serviced fuel pump and carb would work. It did but seemed to show other issues. Still a car as big as rome wasn't built in a day :)
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nearly had a 'moment'.
My passion for vintage, V8s is as deep as it is tragic. You planning on posting more videos of the restoration on YouTube?

Currently suffering from a strange compulsion to Rat-Rod a V6 Rover 75.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 0:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing sounds like V8's. always loved the noise.
Hoping to make this one sound well first. Then Loud.

So a rover 75 rat rod?
I can't see that to be honest, but rovers aren't really my thing. Would be happy to be proved wrong though.
I'll make a video of the pictures from what it looked like when it was found (40 years worth of shite on it) to how it is now.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing you filled the carbs
would take 10 minutes to fill them from the pump!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah we did.
We've rigged up a little lawnmower fuel tank that has a primer pump on it so we don't destroy the starter motor trying to get fuel the 500 yards from the tank :)
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Final scene from the 1952 Western "High Noon" featuring Gary Cooper, Grace Kelly and Lee Van Cleef
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V57OzHDTzaE
filmed in glorius wonkyvision, there is a kebabvan full of these at the same place, but i wont spoil the ending, you will have to watch it to see who wins or not depending on whice faction you suport.
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget it had a young Lloyd Bridges too.
Ace film
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a link post fun with a raw sausage
sleepy guy gets ticled by a raw sausage
(terryhoosh remembers when this was all fields, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a link post bbc's title ident looks like a wab I made this!
did anyone ever see this
(terryhoosh remembers when this was all fields, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post eh?

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's a wab?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post A baby wabbit
Signed,
Bugs Bunny x
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post A wascally wabbit
no doubt
 (Sherbs, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
belfast slang for a penis
 (terryhoosh remembers when this was all fields, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post look at the shadow
of the chap opening the tent.
Not very cock like if you ask me.
But then I haven't seen mine for quite a few years.
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post A what what?

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, a wot wot!

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post in the butt?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what else looks like a wab...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 29 Sep 2015, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Proof at last that there is indeed water on mars

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a link post just going for a drive
got the bitches in the back
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs someone desperately shouting "Fenton!"

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lazy bastard dogs

(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Falconry demonstration on Danish TV
First carefully select a suitable location for the flight
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post So they can see tiny creatures such as mice from the sky to hunt...
But not a massive lorry driving towards them?
 (Testricals Having a dump, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe never been by a road before?
I dunno. I'm sure they could have found a quieter spot though
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps eyesight adapted to spotting tiny prey animals is less well adapted to detecting bignormous trucks travelling at 90 kph?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post blammo
4eva in r wiperblades
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously suicide
He had been noncing its dirtslot.
 (Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was a logical choice for it
why go so far you can't also pat your car?
 (macroscian (1 like), Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post no snuff

(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this

(chompedhomas, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's just resting

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post My Danish is a little rusty but here goes.
"Oh no"
"Bugger it"
"What will be, will be"
"I am going to take it home and let my boys eat it"
"Good idea. Let's get out of here"
"There are no words"
"And on that bombshell..."

This is basically an unofficial Danish version of Top Gear. On the full version of the clip, it is revealed that the truck is being driven by the James May character.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4 eva in ar Hertz rental truck

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post All that field
behind them...
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't be the only person who doesn't find this even slightly funny.
Where can I click "I don't like this at all" ?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post agreed

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Completely agreed.
It's sad that death is fodder for a cheap laugh.

But on the other hand, fuck it - it's only a bird.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor thing
Stupid birds though.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a very similar video
where a motorbike is fitted out with LIDAR and the helmet tells the driver where a car is, to prevent getting run over. The motorcyclist pulls out and is immediately hit by a car.
I suspect this and that video are both from a very dark Danish version of The Fast Show.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do a link

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post it was on...
facebook *bursts into tears*
EDIT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv4oLzN9Tns
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's german

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post And an advert.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess my long term language memory is shite
I actually thought it was Dutch, but my point is really, these two clips could quite happily slip into a Blue Jam / Eurotrash type show. I am going to pitch this idea to the European BBC whatever that is.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also, fake as shit
There's a transition at 1:16 (keep an eye on the white road marking at the bottom left and you'll see it jump slightly)
 (mingeswingers, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can tell that without looking at the pixels
Closing with a road safety message somewhat gives it away as fakety-fake-fake.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Falcon shoulda had a tighter fulcrum.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post How ironic!

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 29 Sep 2015, 7:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this
I Like Trucking t=20s
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 8:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dicks

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a link post a bit on the worlds top chess player
he once played ten players simultaneously

facing away from the board. He had to hold in memory ten games at once.
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he's an excellent conversationalist.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I vant to C4 your B8

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post *phones police*

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Frederick "The Lord Jesus" Jackman once played 180 moves of Bao with his back to the board. Captured pieces don't leave the board in Bao either.
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bao?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boe narrow
or cider.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a link post wasssat? Jazz
totally OTT from Vernon 'shred or dead' Reid
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Appearance of coffee shops vs increase in rent
An interesting insight (though not comprehensive) as to localised rent increases after independent coffee shops appear. Seems to eb a work in progress, but given yesterdays shenanigans quite appropriate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post i knew it
petrol bomb the local coffee shop and get a rent reduction, that's right isn't it?

Thanks pseudo-science
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post but with the remorseless cuntification of the area you will never be able to afford the petroll for the petrol bomb and another thing have you any idea how much it cost now to buy a syphon round there?
would be seen dead with a bit green hose in there mouths franticaly sucking of cars untill the mouths are full,and antother thing with out using smokless fuel you will breaking many and varied loal authority by laws and could end up with a nasty smack on the wrist, so maybe a placard with a catchy slogan but for gods* sake make sure you do a risk assesment first dont wany any stingy paper cuts.

*other gods and deitys may not exist either
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely the practise is
to syphon the fuel, then run over to the coffee shop and breathe fire over it? Giving it to the man x2
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Listen and Repeat
Who cares if you like jazz bass, it's quite impressive
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post something something something Jaco

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whacko

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 2:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do they make the bongo sounds?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bongos?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post ur mums tits

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to
Jaaaaaaaazzz Cluuuuub
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post moose knuckle club
aicmfp
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Flan Bass

(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a link post MARS!
NASA to announce Mars mystery solved...at 4.30pm.

I think they found Cuato
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post is it the mystery as to how making chocolate bars smaller made them "fun size"

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post depends where you put them

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post on a swing?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why isn't King Size around 5 foot 10 inches long?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post and Prince size 4 foot 3

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're not allowing for one of those shiny hat-things they wear.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I figured that'd be incorporated into the wrapper.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The chances are a million to one.

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell, New Scientist saying it's that water has been found
www.newscientist.com/article/dn28251-salty-water-seen-flowing-on-mars-not-far-from-curiosity-rover/
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post [SPOILER]

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post [Allegedly]

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post [What else could it be]

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Big fucking deal!
Is that it? I'm disappointed they haven't invented warp drive, photon torpedoes, transporters or anything useful.
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post can any of you get on to NASA TV?

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post AK AK

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FhQxZnSqc0
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post AK AK Splat

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Headline: "NASA Finds Water On Mars"
Article: tl;dr version: NASA hasn't found water on Mars.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
NASA wants more money shocker!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Devvo's back
Up there with that steadycam shot from goodfellas.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woodhouse never looked so good

(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post he was back earlier too :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whoops.
Maybe I saw it here! I plead age.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Ultimate off-road wheelchair
That'll stave of the PTSD
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do they come with extra legroom?
There's someone drives a mobility scooter around Farnborough Morrisons that's built like a WWII scout car.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post why would they need extra leg room?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because I want one,
but I don't want to risk a debilitating injury to my lower extremeties that might confine me to a wheelchair, obviously.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well thats alright then, carry on as you were.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Put a backhoe on it
Direct them to the nearest job site.
Then take the lazy fuckers off disability.
That's what I would do if I was Tory.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post why not just drape him over a bomb disposal robat ? that would do the same job and they come in a nifty green colour to blend in.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Who Do You Think You Are (Feat Ronnie Pickering) I made this!
To add to the hundreds (probably)...
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 28 Sep 2015, 14:20, , Reply)

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