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This is a link post Poulter goes to the opticians I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that just killed my browser
And the only Poulter I can think of is a gobshite.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a link post It's pretty windy out there
Ireland AM
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fred Talbot?

(Tuftedshag, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That hair proves he's a twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely

(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Douche dumpling.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a link post That was one hell of a kick
This is what happens when you cut up Chuck Norris.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly a fucking dive...

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post holy fuck

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post teay way to go and make me feel inadiq
inadeqwu
inadyqu
shitty...

biker was lucky not to loose it when that car came back for a second try.
would be intresting to hear the final judgment on this as to who was to blame
it looks from th start of the clip that there may have been something happen before this clip
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post quick google..
the whole thing started when the silver saloon swerved from the carpool lane to the fast lane, almost hitting the biker in the process. The biker kicked the car’s passenger-side door in retaliation, at which point Traber thought it’d be a good idea to start filming.

The biker soon moved to the driver’s side of the car, kicking once more, at which point the saloon driver swerved into the bike, losing control in the process. He hit the central reservation, bounced off and slammed into a pickup truck, flipping it over.

The pickup driver was left with “moderate” injuries and was taken to hospital. The saloon driver escaped without being hit with a citation, California Highway Patrol said, but the incident is currently under investigation. The police are looking for the rider, who did not stop after the crash.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post The silver sedan and motorbike are clearly to blame.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh sedan, sedan vexed at thee.
Sedan-dan-dan-dan-dan, swerved wilfully.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post One driver was left with a gash to his head.
Sounds like a Pride march.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Impressed that after all that crashery
...the first thing he reached for were the hazard lights.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post The battle for supremacy
between motorcycles and cars is plainly turning very neanderthal/ homo sapiens.
 (roysin, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope Cyriak is mentioned in the credits.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a link post FINAL FINAL CALL (I PROMISE) FOR THE LONDON BASH TOMORROW
Head on down to the Royal Oak in Borough for an afternoon of drinking, quizzes, prizes and avoiding London's knife crime.
It's very likely that we'll be moving to the following boozers (in choronological order) as the day progresses, so if you arrive late and we're not at the Royal Oak...etc...etc...
The glorious Lord Clyde
The Miller
(if these hyperlinks work, I'll be amazed/surprised)
Gaz me if you get stuck. I might actually check my mail on the day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you, Pissflaps.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't this classed as grooming?
Why are the Mods leaving it here?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Not Dom!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am not cool enough to live in England.
and I hate driving and public transport. And don't get me started on planes!
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Draw stuff good
Draw badly with a mouse and see "algorhyddims" turn it into a masterpiece.

Example pic:


My pic:

:/
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post perfect

I posted other ones like draw cats and handbags a while ago. Here are the other ones affinelayer.com/pixsrv/
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like something
from Salad Fingers
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like freebase mated with a horse

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post stunning

(ohidunno, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn! Too slow!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love how it assumes you're drawing a self-portrait

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
fucking hell, almost lost it in the office.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post you need to use one of the other versions if you want to draw something else

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post FP this now!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Zombie Kwaii

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Jun 2017, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where can I find them?

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post


Click for bigger (if only that worked in real life)
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine ended up like a Donald Trump swimsuit:

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post *wanks*

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Goatse
goatimages from up
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Eraserbum
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it looks a bit like Kim Jong-un

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, I spotted Cyriak playing with this on Twitter a couple of weeks ago.
Didn't think to post it here. It really is ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Creased at these. Good work.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post



(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shock discovery!


Donald Trump is Robbie Coltrane!
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
how the fuck did you draw that? Stylus?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trial and plenty of error

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
kim il trump
 (I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think Tim Burton works this way

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi, is that Bjork?
I've designed your new album cover


 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Elephant Bjork

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mum?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post So....
What happens if you post a png of your own?

(I would, but I'm off to the pub)




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Accept: */*
DNT: 1
Referer: fotogenerator.npocloud.nl/
Accept-Encoding: gzip, deflate
Accept-Language: en-GB,en-US;q=0.8,en;q=0.6

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
access-control-allow-origin: fotogenerator.npocloud.nl
content-type: image/png
Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2017 19:45:38 GMT
Server: BaseHTTP/0.3 Python/2.7.12
transfer-encoding: chunked
Connection: keep-alive
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Francis Baconater

(roysin, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post cant get my picture up

(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post done it
imageshack.com/a/img924/7654/9MUsy7.png

fuck it, no picture.
I;m fuckin useless.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe this
imageshack.us/i/po9MUsy7p
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS, here you are:

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post JFK!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love you

(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post So much so you couldn't even give me a click.
I'm not that cheap and easy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Do wot, Jon?".

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Either that's a slimmed down version of you ...
... or it's about to review a trailer and complain about someone's driving
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a link post 'We are the majority now you, cunt!' says fellow cinema-goer NSFW
Murdoch gets a dose of reality
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post How is 56 less seats and a lower share of the popular vote a majority?
How is a complete and utter lie a dose of reality?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only some hacks assertion they were "Corbynistas".
Might have been some vague progressive thing or a re-moaner thing. Despite the increased Tory vote most people still didn't vote for them...again.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 23 Jun 2017, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd guess it was more a remoaner thing too. Unless the shouty man thought Murdoch was a Tory MP
weird thing thing to shout given that opportunity either way
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post he probably didn't have much time to think
It's the cunt at the end that matters
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post But most people didn't vote for Labour either when they gained/retained power in '97, '01, '05.
In the last century the winning party has secured over 50% of the vote only once, you have to go back to 1931 for that.

So, we have had governments that most people didn't vote for since 1935.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Well exactly...if only hecklers in cinemas knew this!
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Inaccurate heckling is a pox on our society.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post got in the papers but probably didn't ruin his evening 7/10

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Fuck it, I'm moving to Japan. NSFW

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that was unusual.

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent ad
It has everything needed to sell noodles.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not to mention their other products
Fallopian Fudge, Ovary Oreos, Clitoris Allsorts, Cunt Crackers
 (roysin, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nob cheese.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha @ cunt crackers

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gonads gum.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post kegeliciously good

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 24 Jun 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You find those in the litter tray after you've dosed your cat for roundworm.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Shape up for summer
You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway.
 (I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post So you were googling "I've a loose anus"

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post aroond the hoose

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hoots mon!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no anus and must poop

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Customers also purchased"
:/
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Banksy outed?
I have no idea, but he has always been well funded.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Robert-->Rob-->Robin' Banks-->Banksy
That's how it works
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually Nicholas Lyndhurst

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nicholas "bloody" Lyndhurst with his long faced, wheeler-dealer, time travelling antics can sod off. He isn't spray painting my wall!
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post "He isn't spray painting my wall"
Thats a euphamism is it not?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post or is it...

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post *wanks*

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post nope
and the Daily Mail via unilad?


twitter.com/Scroobiuspipyo/status/878174645702189058
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yesterday, the cunt who manages the social media marketing of Unilad was boasting on LinkedIn that they were number 1 in the world.
It's purely as a result of bollocks like this.

Ew. LinkedIn and Unilad mentioned in the same post.

*destroys computer*
*incinerates hands*
*cancels bash*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\Hands over gallon jug of mind bleach /\

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post he was certainly still scribbling on underpasses for a long time after Massive Attack got big

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Self-driving potato
"I made a self driving potato. And then named him "Pontus" and adopted him as a pet. This went well."
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 3:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like this

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now make it drive itself into a hot oven
do it

do it now!

bloody potatos coming over here and steeling our uber jobs
please
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
uber tuber
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfft

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post You didn't name it Genghis Fuckspud?
SHAME on you.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a link post alright

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 2:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this one of those 'flashmobs' that all the cool kids are doing?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post These videos started out funny, now they're just excellent.
Haha! And that Chess Set is priced in the shop at £90,000!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 23 Jun 2017, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of de staat and withc doctor
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ttGgIQpAUc
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post and
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK_DHwH8Q-M

I love this
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bit mondo bizzaro.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the future.
Useless, but beautifully lit, fucksense.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 23 Jun 2017, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I loved that
Klik
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather splendid

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clicks like a loon

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I *knew this is what happens when I'm not looking.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Attack on Titan
Has clearly lost its edge
 (K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew that new Alien movie would be shit.

(gijoel, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a link post File under C for Cat

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 2:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello Gratch, this made me giggle

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 2:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post My work here is done....

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 2:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how the armadillo and baboon in their respective drawers above
and donkey and elephant in their respective drawers below stay put.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 7:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha you silly sod :D

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ACES!!

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Privacy. Serious business.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Who ordered the special? NSFW
NSFW. No, really, it's not.

Not quite up there with the Surströmming tasting .... but close.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite literally playing the game of hide the sausage!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to pay extra for that on Central Avenue.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps she was desperate because nobody wanted to banger?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just be grateful it wasn't a finger of fudge

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I ordered my hotdog with ketchup
Not mayo
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 5:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post She had a tiny...
...window of opportunity there. Disgusting but that took balls!
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 23 Jun 2017, 8:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are rubbish
at biology.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats what makes his sexeh times so "special"

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Transphobe

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have two rules in life
Do not fuck with people that prepare your food and do not fuck with people that cut your hair.

This clip finely illustrates that it's easier to see if you have upset your local barber.
 (mersault, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 0:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Wikipedia's "In popular culture" section on Wanker mentioned this.
(It also claims that Phil Collins introduced the word to America)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw the Phil Collins one
Phil Collins cameo-ed on Miami Vice as some sort of cocky cockney crim

He said something like "You must take me for some sort of wanker" to Crocket or Tubbs, they act bemused He then goes on to explain

Good times
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember in 'Married with Children'
It was Peg's maiden name, and home county.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Goallie throws game

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post The other goalie is famous for his long balls.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does he always put them in when the other man is facing away from him?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Offside!

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't trust goalies
They wear different colours and you are never sure which team they are on.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Fri 23 Jun 2017, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Surströmming tasting sesh
There have been loads of these done, but I found this one particularly funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post It smells like a Toot!
haha
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post repulsive
those people.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 5:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post top tip: never, EVER, open surströmming indoors
Their house is going to smell of rotting arse for weeks.

However if you can get over the smell, it's actually pretty tasty.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll let you know.
Planning to order some in August when the next supplies are in.

www.scandikitchen.co.uk/product/oskars-surstromming-475g/
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Why does Trump Family Robinson not have a decent can-opener?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post i was wondering that but i think it's more that he can't focus on a simple task due to the smell and dry heaving

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Swedes use a spare can opener just for surströmming
otherwise everything you open for days afterwards has a faintly fishy smell to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please tell me that kid got her bike.
She must have a stainless steel stomach or something - barely a retch out of her.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Japanese Robot Sumo

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post this realy needs monkeys with sharp knives straped to them if it is to get prime time tv

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agree

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those things must have a degree of autonomy to move that fast.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm throwing in the towel if they're not autonomous
I was sure it was massively speeded up until there were some airborne incidents. Bloody brilliant though - I haven't laughed so much in ages.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post All of that work, and they're not even making toast like they ought to.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
I imagine this is exactly how jumping spiders have a barney.
 (I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear god
*tom selleck film flashback*
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Fuck that bullshit charity single.
Vic & Bob were way ahead of the curve.
All together now..."Trapped in my flat..."

Posting from my phone so the vid embedding won't bloody work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post You fucking spastic

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post B3ta isn't the ideal destination for the easily offended :(

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eat my bum jelly

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post You still coming to the bash after that :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Jun 2017, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jeeze
even by b3ta standards that made me wince.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post standards?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah Standards you remember them?
They have fallen down there somewhere\/
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Good to hear that this is still possible. Life would be very dull without a few danger areas.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
Could have at least waited for them to finish counting the dead mate... just saying.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post A workmate earlier said "That landlord was raking it in. Bet he was making a killing"
You're not wrong there m8
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 23 Jun 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'll stop counting before they've got them all
There's fear that 470 dead might freak everyone out a bit
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post OOH! OOH!! THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER AND YOU'RE REALLY ACE FOR POSTING IT, MR BRENTOS. YOU'RE KING OF THE UNIVERSE AND DEAD SKILL AND CAN DO A WHEELIE AND EVERYTHING.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 23 Jun 2017, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's low. No respect for this tragedy. Have a think before posting something like that.

(userdeath imminent, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 15:36, , Reply)

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