Who are the most annoying fanboys?
I asked for suggestions who makes the most annoying fanboys - and here they are. Now I need you to order them by voting for your favourite.

It's going to all go into a book-like thingie the I Spot Internet Humour one we did.

Who is the most annoying fanboy?






























( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

A fanboy is a fanboy
They all go Christian Bale when you knock their close minded mind.

But I'm going with the Microsoft advocate simply because of Halo

Though you did forget the Twi/Narutards
(cenaris Has his time taken up with the new kitty, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

Oh Fuck, Narutards
Yes, that would get my vote as well.

Plus anyone who likes such anime as Bleach, Inu Yasha, etc.
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

I like Bleach, and Naruto, but Inu Yasha, from what I can tell, is balls.

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

I don't even know what these things mean!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

It's just a more recent versions of Fushigi Yugi

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

But...but - what *are* these things?
*is utterly confused*

Edit: I'm certainly not googling those names, as it will inevitably return tentacle porn and the like...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

oh shit.... he's summoning one of his dark heaten gods again!

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

Nah, that only happens if I say 'Zalgo'.
Oh shiiiiiii͡͡ ̵͇̿̿̿ ͡ ̵͇̿̿̿ ͡ ̵͇̿̿̿ ͡ ̵͇̿̿̿ HE͡ ̵͇̿̿̿ COMES͡
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

:)

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

I'm sick of seeing that on 4chan

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

then stop going to 4chan

( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

It'll get Kuruma and Hiei from what I know.
Though I think I got the first name wrong, as I think Kuruma means car.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

Can we add the 'all anime is tentacle porn' set?
Not through any over-zealous liking of anime or anything, but just because it's the same fucking joke over and over again and it's starting to get a bit dull?

See also: people who make the exact same joke about killing BB housemates on eviction every year, "GWB is/was stupid,lol", or in fact, anyone who feels the need to tell everyone how rubbish they think something is whether somebody's brought the issue up or not. You know, like me, now.
(beemoh, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

Agreed with these.
People have too many opinions, usually based on fuck all. Partly because it's cool to say everything is shit.
( Zuowan , yes, in China., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

Erm...
I was merely asking for some kind of explanation. I note one has *still* not been forthcoming, perhaps that's why the suppositions exist.

Frankly, I couldn't give a flying fuck, as it doesn't interest me enough to get on my hind legs about.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

STOP IT!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

I mainly knew of the explaination of "It's Dragonball Z for GIRLS"
I loved Dragonball Z, so long fights.

I AM POWERING UP AGAIN.

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LOOK AT MY ARYAN GLORY.


I did a bit of looking at Fushigi Yugi, and wouldn't mind seeing that.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

HURRRRRGGGHHH
I'M SO CONSTIPATED!
(Maccy Bassist and Vocalist of "Mantene", Tue 21 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

hahahaha
I remember that ... I swear to god I once went on holiday for two weeks and the same fight was still going on when I got back.

The planet ended up being destroyed, as I recall.
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)

No Simpsons Enthusiast?!

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

"Ha! Last night's was pretty good"
"Uh... no! I don't think so. That scene where they had a flashback to 1993 made no sense. It completely disrupted continuity. In the episode 8F04, Homer and Marge clearly get married on the state border- but this has them getting married in a proper church!"
"Oh... well.. I found the... jokes... funny?"
"Pfft. You obviously know NOTHING"
( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

I suppose this falls under "Comedy Nerds"

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Like you?

( Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

Uh.. clever?

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

are you THE Sylvester McCoy?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

I'm Peter Davison

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

are you THE Peter Davidson?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

ahhh
i see how this is working. do you have a regeneration ritual?
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

*hopes that he will be gone after however many regenerations
the Doctor is allowed*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

David Silverman is in a band with me, I asked him about this sort of thing
The "Reset" a while back (after the movie) revised all the history, now the writers feel free to mess with continuity any time they want.
They were feeling trapped by 19 years of build-up...
( tubaman, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

What are you mumbling about Smithers?

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

worst. episode. EVERRR

( hedonist in excelsis releasing the hounds since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

Er hang on I'm quite a few of them...

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Same here
Damned if I'm telling anyone which ones....
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Damn straight.
I will keep my geekery to myself ta everso.
...although any scant monitoring of my posting will probably make things abundantly clear.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Hee hee, likewise!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

^

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

I tick a couple of boxes too.
No votes for them yet though
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

hahaha, same here :D

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

i think I count 6 that I might be a part of

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

I'm at least four of those...
But I've also added "obscure Jazz freak" a few posts down...

*sigh*
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

THIS ^^
to the max hard core extreme swooshes plastic light saber at screen the blade of which is green.
(Radio Active Tea, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

You forgot Henry bandwagonista's
and fans of Coldplay
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Why no God Squad?

( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

^ this
If Dawkins is in there
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis Michael who?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

This, absolutely and wholeheartedly

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

Oooh yes!!!!
add the Jesus freaks (or you will probably burn in hell)
(nonstopdancer, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

YES
THIS
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

APPLE
!
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

^what cenaris said
but i voted for linux enthusiast. I guess that'll have to do as I can't vote for him AND the pot head

where's the god botherer on their? or the atheist fanatic?
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Richard Dawkins for the atheist fanatic
and I've not really met god bothering geeks. Although me saying this on the internet will provoke 5 people to post saying, "oh I have"
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

oh I have

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

oh sorry I didn't read that one there

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

oh i have

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

I concur.
I have never met anyone who has gone on and on about there being a God and all that. However, I have met plenty of people who find out I am a Catholic who feel the need to quote Dawkins at me.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

never, ever go to america then

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

or my house for tea.

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

I have been to America.
And not that many people in America are religious zealots. It wouldn't make good tele to just show the normal people would it.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

America
Er, have you been to Tennessee?
There are massive signs by the side of the road saying;
"Think this is hot?
Wait till you see Hell!"
(superfuzz56, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

meme meme meme meme meme!
both are unacceptable, but i have been pissed off by the sydney uni evangelical society more times than I'd care to remember.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

but i have been pissed off by the sydney uni evangelical society more times than I'd care to remember.
(Lovely Smiley Nice Things everything, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

oh that too.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

i get much the same with a lot of people when they find out I'm an atheist.
seriously try studying Biblical Studies and going a day without meeting God nerds who'd put even the most devoted monty python geek to shame with their quoting
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

And you're surprised by that?
That is like wandering into a school and being pissed off that there are kids there :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

Erm, why the hell are you studying Biblical Studies if you're an atheist?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

I have, and they genuinely scared me
At least Dawkins, twisted and ranty as he's become, is actually still clinging to a certain amount of reality.
The extreme god botherers look like they are going to really hurt you if you so much as question their mum and dad being Adam and Eve or the complexities of running a functioning Ark for more than 20 minutes, let alone 40 days and nights.
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

oh I have
You must get out too much.
( Zuowan , yes, in China., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

They are scary
but I enjoy debating their non-arguments until they lose patience and call me a cunt
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

I voted the Dawkins zealot
because I despise close-mindedness in every form. Be it religious bollocks or atheistic ranting, both types make me wanna puke.





... cant we all just get along?! [/coat]

btw: I'm surprised my designated category the 'classic rock melancholic' didn't deserve a mention
(cl1nt was named after dirty harry, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)

well dawkins zealot covers the later, but I rather think that
the evangelical pestilence deserves a mention.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

I honestly don't know. However I object to the term linux geek as it makes me feel alienated.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

shut up, linux geek

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Is it because I is black?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

If I's weren't black
They would be slightly more difficult to read against this background.
(James?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

Audio snobs...
Purely because I used to be one until the slow and steady decline of my hearing kicked in, and I now realise the error of ways...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Marijuana enthusiast?
wtf?
( pobblepop, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

the dick who buys loads of pipes and paraphernalia
and bangs on about the perfect way to roll etc
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Ah, ok
Yes, I've met a few of those.
( pobblepop, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

and talks about how good fucking dark side of the moon is when you're stoned for hours and hours on fucking end
and start most sentences "I was sooo baked last night"
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

But, like with sex, surely the people who talk about it the most are doing it the least?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

Ah
I see you've met my younger cousin.
(louveciennes can kill a bat with an egg whisk on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

Damnit
I fit into several of those categories...
( Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

iCunts

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

no "Norwegian jazz trumpet connoisseur?"

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Esbjorn Svensson Trio ftw!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

Swedish, ACTUALLY.
*ticks a few more nerd boxes*

Although I agree wholeheartedly with the sentiment...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

You walked into that one...
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

I wuz framed!

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

hehehe....

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

\o/
I been listening to some of that - there's a lot to get through
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

Audio snobs...

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

Metal Nazis

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

^ Oh GOD This...
"LOL Opeth aren't metal, they're post-industrial-noise. Metallica are metal."

"Like, no way dude, Metallica are THRASH, fucking Black Sabbath and shit is metal."

"that's classic rock lamewad"

ad infinitum
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

This is Pop!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

Which band...?
"They are post-punk funk, with just a touch of modernist"
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

haha
you're damn right it is!
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

You top chap, you...

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

I'd call Opeth more progressive metal.
....oh shit
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

Someone called me?

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

how about Norwegian Tuba connoisseur?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHMyrhilkdo

(no ponies.)
( tubaman, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

I love my Mac...
but Apple geeks are worst.
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

^ this....

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

Arf!

( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

A picture says a thousand words, indeed.
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

^this^
:D
(The Ear-Trumpet Wish's he was out drinking., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

this gets my vote

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

none of these are as bad as godbothers and commies.

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

^This , very much so

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

or ignorant animal rights activists

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

Communism is only bad
If you're not in charge
(injuredllama was bored until, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

But
they have such good architects!
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

This reminds me of a page I was just looking at.
www.mechon-mamre.org/p/pt/pt0311.htm#16

Is there anyone who's brave enough to eat their way through leviticus?

I wouldn't want to eat all of the animals mentioned.

I've done: shrimps, pigs, ostrich and I want to eat hare and maybe locust and croc.
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

Is a sea-mew a swimming emu?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

Sea gull.

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

i expect it's a typo
they mean "seam ewes" which are a cross between a sheep and a seamhorse. you'd get wool and seams in your teeth
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

Thank you for clearing that up

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

I want to try this.

( Zuowan , yes, in China., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

Haha
"And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that swarm in the waters, and of all the living creatures that are in the waters, they are a detestable thing unto you, and they shall be a detestable thing unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, and their carcasses ye shall have in detestation. Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that is a detestable thing unto you. "

Yes, God, we get the message already.
( Zuowan , yes, in China., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

I've eaten crocodile
it tasted a lot like chicken, with a more glutinous texture.
Very good with garlic mayo. I can thoroughly recommend it.
( mulledwynoh often bettered, never imitated, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)

I can't believe that itwats are getting such a run

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

And evangelical 'Ron Paul is God' Libertarians
who's bizarre political beliefs somehow survived the collapse of the economy
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

Fuck, yes.
I've yet to meet a libertarian who can explain their ideas coherently.
( Zuowan , yes, in China., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

Concur
I also wondered at the lack of Jesos.

I visited my local sports centre the other week and there was a black church meeting there. A 2nd storey window was open and someone could be heard shouting JESUS! through it. Over and over again, her voice was cracking as she strained with the volume. JESAS! It was super creepy. She wasn't talking about his love, or his wisdom, just JIZAS! JIZAS! JIZAS! OH JIZAS!

I shook my head and wandered off, then began to regret not shouting "YES? WHAT DO YOU WANT?" A regret that has lingered to this day.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

How many of the above do you count yourself as?




( spacefish is imaginary oh, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

only two. I'm gutted :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

i rolled a fat 13
which is either a kind of spliff or a diseased microsoft filesystem. score
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

I'm just a different type of nerd.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

i suspect i'm over-associating
i haven't the attention span for proper nerding
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

Shitting Nora!
I am 7!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

wanna see some puppies?
//obvious internet joke number 10
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

2
Graphic novel elitist and anime fan, although I only like such anime as Akira, Appleseed, Gunmm, etc.
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

Pfft, not tried Gurren Lagann?

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

I clicked zero
but I could be annoying in other ways.
And, in fact, I am annoying in other ways.
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

3
Nintendo, comedy and Pratchett.
(deathsquirrel is going to forcibly reverse your gender on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

10!
i dont know if i should be proud of that.

1. Linux Geek
2. Audio Snob
3. Pernickety Science Pendant
4. Mobile Upgrade Nut
5. Comedy Nerd
6. World Of Warcraft Junkie
7. Terry Pratchett Groupie
8. SciFi Obsessive
9. Conspiracy Theory Fantasists
10. Retro Gamers

I fall into many other annoying catergories as well!
(Druss_The_Legend "Next stop - BrownTown!", Tue 21 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)

*all of these*

( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

No 'People who post online polls'
in order to make money?

;D
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

Nicely shopped Rob!

* I love the way you have got the bars to change colours every time you refresh!
( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

why is it always...
Oh, I can't be arsed.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

^

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

Pfftttt....

NOONALLS !
( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

Almost everything on this list gets my vote
I hope if I make multiple votes (after the requisite 30 minute wait) it won't screw up the stats.
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

but... but... it says the most annoying
they can't all be the most, it would break the well-ordering principle
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

Nah
I won't vote more than once, however tempted I am.
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

Most annoying of all:
People who have no interests at all apart from "socialising".
( Zuowan , yes, in China., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

you haven't included
'twilight' worshippers.
(Lt. Shinysides will eat it later., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

How come twits, nutjobs and pot mongers are up there
but us *nix fuckwits are so low?
Apart from that - nice pretty, white paper weight you've got there mac-boy.
Beddy times for me.
(ringofyre is the Shadout Mapes, the House Cleaner., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

Some of these go together in groups.
You made me lose The Game, btw.
How are retro gamers going to annoy anyone?
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

no
vegetarian/vegan/healthfood fanatics?
( Seventh "Oh, cry me a fucking river, Barry!", Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

^

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

I feel like a pot being told to vote for the blackest kettle.

(Cap'n, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

Agreed
I was also going to suggest "B3ta waster" as a category, but I didnt want to be told to fuck off by rob. I'm a bit sensitive like that.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

If I had a brain I'd be dangerous
Did I click the wrong link?



( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

I voted Mac
I seem to be a mix of mumbers #5, #11, #14, #19, #20, far more #21 than necessary, #22 and #25...

...with a bit of numbers #1, #4, #10, #12, #13, #15, #17, #24 amd #28 thrown in for good measure.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

this post is too much work to follow through upon

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:23, archived)

I live by this simple rule, which may be a little dated, but works for me:
If I want a server, I'll ask for a Sun.
If I want something mess around with or do work on, I'll get a PC.
If I want to get useless individuals to line up drooling while I pick them off with a snoper rifle, I'll use a Mac.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

I want a snoper rifle! :D

( Prequal ARRIBA SUPERIEUR PREMIUM COCAO 81%, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

For shooting people who repeat the same tired old urban legends?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)

I like Macs
And Apple fanboys annoy me, but not as much as the 'Anti-Apple' fanboys.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

I've got a Mac
..but I installed Linux on it. Does that make me twice as annoying or half as annoying?

Or doesn't it work like that?
(yesyesyes, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

People are very easily annoyed,
So probably twice as annoying. For some reason.
( Zuowan , yes, in China., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

Mine has Linux, Classic and Tiger.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)

You left out Nikon users
Surely ;)
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

In this room I have not just a Mac
(2 Macs actually- an iMac G3 and a broken Mac Portable) but also 4 PCs of varying ages, an Alpha, a Sun Ultra 5, a VAX, an Acorn A7000+, an SGI Octane, 2 Pocket PCs, an iPod, a DS, an original Gameboy, a PSone, a C64DTV (not hacked yet), a Sord M5, an Atari Portfolio and some single-board computers I made myself. Downstairs is a big heavy Sun E4500 with 12 processors and 10GB RAM.

Which category do I go in?

Edit: Make that 6 PCs. I forgot the laptops.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)

Apple acolyte obviously
as you thought it was most important to mention the mac first.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast proudly touching ham since, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)

What about
Godists?
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)

Big Brother/I'm Not a Celebrity Get Me In There/etc viewers

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

I'm not sure you can call the idiot masses fanboys

( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)

I suppose its too late to nominate
people who go ON and ON and ON about how fucking good The Wire is supposed to be.

It's good, and thats it, it is not the be all and end all of television.
( Thrill_My_Chinchilla Do not drag squirrels into our argument!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

But amongst the current crop of tv.
People have reason to do so.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)

What about
people who post on a thread six hours after all the interesting things have been said?

I only scored on Apple, film buff and maybe comedy nerd. I should stay in more.
( Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)

Booze snobs?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

PES fan boy (OK, perhaps a little off B3TA target), Facebook fuckwits, Poker bores, Health freaks, l33t l()z3r5, Cute kitten club - I'll stop now.

( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

jolly jackettes
.
( my mum, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)

surely you are missing an obvious one!
The NSFW pedants!
(31eeweep remember, I am capable of inflicting severe pain, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

What about
Smug environmentals? They think they are Bono just because they use a bag for life and have switched to ecover.
(Puddle of Sugar was still wallpapering on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

If you do that
you're better than Bono at environmentalism. He takes his private jet as often as most people take a wank.
(StapMyVitals, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

I was more thinking of the god complex
than the eco credentials. Didn't Bono send his private jet to pick up a hat from somewhere?
(Puddle of Sugar was still wallpapering on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

I saw someone in my uni library with a brand new black macbook and they were using windows on it!

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Can't be brand new
'cos they stopped making them several months ago.

That said, anyone who pays/paid, what, £200 extra for their laptop for a *paint job* is an idiot. Fair play to Apple for ripping off idiots so effectively though...
(julius, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

THEY WERE RUNNING FUCKING WINDOWS!
NOT MAC OS WHICH IS THE MAIN POINT OF A MAC!
( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

I think
He wanted to do some actual work.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)

and then lose it when it crashed
:D
(Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)

Ha Ha :)

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

Just Wondering
does "milk and cheese" count as a graphic novel?
(injuredllama was bored until, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Oh, you're in trouble now.
M&C are going to find you and beat you to a bloody pulp with their empty gin bottles for even thinking they fit into that category.
( Felis Concolor, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)

Fair Comment
Love them with money or they'll hate you with hammers
(injuredllama was bored until, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)

People who obessively upgrade mobile phones.
As I have had the same phone for six years and it works fine. It will keep going for the same time again I recon, but at some point I will have to upgrade as it will no longer be compatible with anything else. Because every other cunt cant make a two hundred pound toy last more than a few weeks.
( willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)

There's nothing clever
about having shit stuff.
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

I had a nifty phone
and I had to switch only because no-one made the batteries for it any more :P
(Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)

Fucking God Botherers.
Those asshats who blithely waffle on about their Saviour in the face of the overwhelming and damning evidence that their so called Lord Almightly is a complicated version of an imaginary friend brought about by their inability to accept the pointlessness of their sanctimonious beardy cuntfucking lives.

They irritate me slightly.
(NoveltyCondomHead wanks clams, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

Vegetarians
mayhaps?
(injuredllama was bored until, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)

I love that retro gamers has the fewest votes
because 95% of b3tards (and maybe 75% of internet users in general) fall into that category
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)

We are missing a significant demographic
Religious fundamentalists

How did that not get calculated in? It doesn't matter which religion... Christian, Jew, Muslim, Flava Flav-ism, those people who knock on your doors and give out that little magazine. Take it too far, you're a nutter.
(ohnonotagain, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:32, archived)

Flava Flav-ism????????
Don't believe the hype!
(nonstopdancer, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

What about people who go travelling?
Or to be more precise, people who go on extended holidays but dress it up as being something far more worthy?
(sven_hassel, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

I DEMAND GOD BOTHERERS
What a major oversight.
( Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Face it, macs are better than PC's
(Anal Baby You Smell, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)

the apple nerds definitely
People always assume I'm one of them because I use a mac and don't like windows very much, but I'm not. Please, I'm not - honestly!
(mistafeesh bugrit! millenium hand and shrimp - I told 'em!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)

What no Zalgo????

( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

i'm voting for twitter twat just because the phrase is so excellent.

( kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

I-People...
I have the kind of contempt for I-product fanboys that should be reserved for the nazi leagues next shot at a concentration camp..

The whiney little shits need their i phones lubing up & a practical lesson in understanding the term 'suppository'.

honestly, the dumb shits just cant stop for five mins to look up what a decent smart phone is. come on chaps, apps have been around for bloody years ..erm symbian anyone ?

as usual though jesus christ ...erm steve jobbes just repackages and resells a hastily put togeather, corner cut over priced version of things that are already out there; with his only saving grace being that he seems to have amrkedly better grasp of salesmanship than most of the rest of the industry..

yup.. thats right, job's redeeming strength is that he could sell shit to a swine.
(artesia if a badger crawled out my arse, i'd call it jesus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

Agreed.
And how many things out there with the 'i~' prefix actually need it? iPhone is 'interactive telephone'. Well, no shit! A phone would be pretty damn useless if it dialled random numbers instead of the one you wanted.

Take your iProducts and fuck off to your own little iLand!
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)