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Anyone else think this about the post below?

Props to brainfreeze

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

*snort*

X-D

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

I didn't

But then again, I'm not a comedy genius

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

TELL US SOME SOMETHING FUNNY AND STUFF

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

PLOP

Damn, mistimed it.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

Pffft

well, I giggled

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

mistimed

all over the side of the bowl

nAAAAsty

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

yes.

that's why i said so down there
*points*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

pfffffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

Also

Ive got a region 1 DVD, which worked on my laptop yesterday. Now my laptop doesnt recognise it as a DVD or anything :(
Any suggestions?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

Blow into the cartridge

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

Does your laptop recognise other discs?

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Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

erm probably, it liked the CD I put in it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

If it's Grease 2, ram it in Thatcher's face and set her on fire, then punch her.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

Sounds like a plan.... but it isnt

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

If it's a Rob Schneider film, use the details of the production company on the back of the DVD

find them, break into their offices, find out where he lives and punch him to death in his sleep.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

It's not that either.... but these are good suggestions

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

have you tried putting the shiny side in first

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Scratch the name of the film into it with a compass

So your laptop definitely knows what it is

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

^THIS. GIANT SHITLOADS OF THIS.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

Hahahahaha!

It would have been even better as a reply to the post below, though :(

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

yep

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

Board is pretty slow......

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

the wonders of ham

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

/board braucht mehr TAEB

anscheint.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

oder weniger

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

ooh dein Deutsch macht meinen Sexschwanz heiß

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

"weniger" macht dich heiss?

hahaha du klingst wie ein Vergewaltiger :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

haha

Sag mir NEIN, du Sau

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

"aaaagh nein!!! weniger!!! es tut weh"

"mmmmm, ja, sag's nochmal, baby."

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

pffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

ach ja... sarcasmus geht nicht auf deutsch.

what I meant to say was "mmmmmng"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

sadly not my creation

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

Blimus, this is a blast from the past

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

I dont care, I clicked it anyway

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

FFG!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

huzzah

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

Ahh... Now it's gone all quiet.

Well I'm a little late on posting this.

Only 'cause I've been wearing a t-shirt with it on for a couple of weeks.

(brain_freeze, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

Ris?

Who's H1N1?

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

Swine flu

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:11, archived)

Fwine Slu

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

Swine Flu

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:11, archived)

Oh well...

...my brain is a bit "duuuuh" today

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

Wine Boo

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

post a funny pic, please Deks

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

hmmm...hang on..

this one is reasonably funny, but not excessive

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

Thank you, you have cheered me up sir :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

WE AIMZ TA PLEEZ!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

YES !!!!

Bennett. I approve more than you could ever know. yay :D

(JoePesky, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

STORM OF BENNETS!

My tribute to COMMANDO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTg3y_Qg-EE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

Pffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

Oh, and oooh magic time!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

mmmmmmMagic Time!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

MAGIC TIME

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

hahaha!

I can't compete

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

Hahaha wtf?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

Now just you kids steady on.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

that's ....

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

Creepychan!

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

Hahaha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

ahahahahaha

Oh, you shouldn't have..no, really

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

There are at least 43 thing in there he shouldn't have

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

so many things

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

You crazy dutch people :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

ahahahaha

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

I let him go

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

Hahaha

You mentalist

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

DOWN YONDER

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

A fine zoo

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

fondue

(venort apparently exists, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

Hmm, this ham's gland appears to be in order.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

Ham Own !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

Hmm, yes..yes..all in order..move along..move along..yes..yes..hmmm, ahh!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

welcome to the wonderful world of corpse fucking

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

Ducks only!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

you like your corpse fucking to be a bit feathery?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

Ah, you probably missed that pdf that was doing the rounds

They found a male duck fucking a dead male duck

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

heheheh

i did miss that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

Ducks are evil bastards and would put the Nazis to shame

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

they will also chase you for your flake

and hiss at you most alarmingly if you don't give it to them.
FUCK YOU, DUCK! THE ICE CREAM FLAKE IS MINE!!!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

Haha

I'm glad I'm not the only one dirty-minded enough to think that as well

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

This is b3ta, it was probably the first thing that came in to all of our heads :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

you know he's making zombie bacon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

Especially if she's still warm.

Part of the mourning process.

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

corpses are like beer

there's nothing like cracking open a cold one

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

ah yes

saying that final sweaty farewell

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

As an added bonus, it starts off the curing process for when she's butchered and turned into bacon

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

mmmmmm

internal gravy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

MINE PIG IST DED!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

BACON BACON!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

It's the only way to be sure

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

Whoooops just exploded everything.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

This is what happens when you mix vindaloo and brussel sprouts

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

Is that ClanSoul's drawing under there?

Well done, you saved us all.

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

oh my god! his oven has exploded!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

Oh, the Apple Crumble!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

The apple crumble

The steak and kidney pie and the cauliflower cheese, gone, all gone.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

*sobs*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

that cloud of vapour

is nowhere near the size of nebraska

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

He's just really far away

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

but

he only had 4 minutes to reach minimum safe distance!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

Dog bone with a hoola hoop

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

I had a packet of those red sky crisps today

They are rubbish

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

not threadworthy, so I'll leave it here and run away.

(venort apparently exists, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

4chan time already?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

just had to get that out of my head, he was driving me crazy... and it was either that or shoop da woop'd gemini man.

(venort apparently exists, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

like

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

Thanks :D

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

nice!

etchy

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

We have a small raccoon problem here:

Click for bigger (145 kb)

and he has an offer you can't refuse!

(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

Never mind the raccoons, what about the levitating guns problem?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

Gravity is different in canada

also it is made from babyseal, which defies physics

(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

He's got his foot stuck out

just out of shot

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Hah

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

I thought he was balancing it on his cock

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

i'm sure there's no problem

that gun-floating raccoon can't solve.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Esther drove to work in the morning at an average speed of 45 miles per hour.

She returned home in the evening along the same route and averaged 30 miles per hour. If Esther spent a total of one hour commuting to and from work, how many miles did Esther drive to work in the morning?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

The raccoon is working on it...

unfortunately he is better at philosophical problems

(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

too many.

esther should get a better job.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

That's Life!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

18 I think.

I can't be bothered to check my working.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

congratulations, let's see what you've won....

justintimberlake.com/

yay!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

Haha

that was in no way worthwhile

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

ingrate

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

people don't realise that this is a still image, and the gun is actually falling

this is clearly the small problem that the raccoon is having.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

Ah, it's like a drinking problem

drinkingproblem.ytmnd.com/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

ooh, nice Thompson.

I had one of those.

www.flickr.com/photos/zootcadillac/41938728/in/set-919487/

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

I hope it could also float in thin air

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

I put loads of music on the ftp.

mainly jazz and blues but a bit of all sorts.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

how good is that star trek TS XVid? worth grabbing?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

sorry I went out for beer.

It's not too bad considering it's still a CAM. The devise one was a touch out of sync so try the STG one.

screen cap of STG

Click for bigger (437 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

Cool

I'll make sure to check it out.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

Kamikaze strawberry

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:45, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

Trouserteaser, we never talk anymore :(

All you do is make funny faces on the internet.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

He said he was going to make me a romantic mix tape about three days ago and he hasn't yet so he obviously never will.

Let's all gang up on him.

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

WHAT

You know what making mixtapes really means

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

I said to myself I'd do it tonight. But who knows - I'm a complex guy.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

*fluffs, butters, hopes*

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

Haha. I'm really shitty at these things - but if it's not done today, I've got a day off tomorrow with which to fill.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

Cool stuff

How do you personally pronounce your name?

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

"sam"

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

I'll give it some practice.

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

Lets talk. What do you want to talk about?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

Heh

Listened to anything good lately?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

Yes!

Today I have listened to Simone White, Lisa Germano, Swans, Satie and Circle.

What about you? Made any discoveries lately?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

Those are all new names to me

I got the new Brutal Truth (bit of a fan) and I've been listening to some older Sunn O))) stuff.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

Swans? If you don't know them - get 'Filth'. If you like it, let me know and I can recommend you a little more :D

Good choice with the early Sunn, I'm not a massive fan of the latest stuff, but Monoliths & Dimensions is coming out soon, and features a full orchestra, so that might be quite interesting.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

New Sunn stuff? Cor.

Hmmmz no seeds for filth though.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

Yeahyeah

hey ttssattsr

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

Hellome, Lemons.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

DIE, YOU JUICY, RED, ALLERGY-INDUCING FRUITNUGGET!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

>:(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

they're evil!

their tastiness belies their ability to make me vom.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

I was trying to work out what a tastiness belly was then.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

certainly not mine

i got a look at it today when the nurse changed my dressing. it's nasty :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

:||

you're in hospital?
I won't attempt any salad jokes.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

got out last week.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

that's good then

Was it strawberry related?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

nope

i thought i had stomach ache. an hour later, i'm full of morphine, i've been extensively x-rayed and i'm signing a release form for emergency hernia surgery. still, 3 days off my tits on morphine was good ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

Really?

I've never heard of anyone having allergic reactions from them. Bananas and other stuff, yes. But shirley not lovely strawberries! (More of a raspberry man myself)

How goes it, Smash?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

My mum is allergic to them

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

annoying.

i'm not healing. 2 weeks in spain and i'm not allowed to swim, go shopping, go clubbing or dance.
and yes, strawberries make me bloaty, blotchy and pukey.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

What happened?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

my hernia, it go boom.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

Hope you're better soon!

Anyway, out of that list, I'd only be swimming anyway ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

it's a pain in the arse

but at least it's not infected and it's stopped oozing. besides, i get 2 weeks to get myself really burnt.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

Make sure you rotate every once in a while

or better yet, get a rotisserie pen

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

My guess...

she ate a strawberry?

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

people can be allergic to anything

BEWARE!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

Anything but my sex cock

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

hehehe :)

Someone kill my neck, please

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

DIE U ~~DICK~~ NECK!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

*sharp intake of breath*

Gonna cost you.

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

A punch to the area might do it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

I mostly sharply intook breath because I CAN AND YOU may not be able to depending on what the problem associated with your neck actually is.

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

What did it do this time?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

think i have a trapped nerve

can hardly move my head and my left shoulder hurts

how are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

pity i'm not there

i give great massages ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

I am in need of one

Taken some co-codamol now, I will be putting my tens machine on in a minute and turning it up to max power

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

those things are great!

try wrapping a warm towel around your neck. the more pain, the more you'll tense up and the more it'll hurt. it's a vicious circle. avoid coffee and other stimulants, try a cup of camomile tea, that usually helps to relax me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

Oooh, that can be quite a nuisance

I'm much better now. Was awfully tired and could not sleep properly for over a week. Finally getting some energy now.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

none of them seem too concerned about it

such is the life of strawberries

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

I made a patchwork hand.

Click for less optimised

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

Are you going to make the rest of him/her?

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

No, it's part of a work in progress.

I'm illustrating a story I'm writing for college.
Here's the first illustration so far.

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

Is the accompanying story passage for that section "I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S RAINING, YOU'VE CLEARLY NOT CONSTRUCTED THIS FENCE PROPERLY!" ?

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

Haha no,

you can read it here.

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

When you get hanged you often ejaculate you know.

Add that bit in.

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

Hahaha shit yeah *rectumfies*

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

ahh its not camp hand

its ARGH GET IT AWAY FROM ME hand

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

Actually she's reaching out to an arm which I haven't drawn yet.

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

Why is it always Vagabond in your pictures ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

The second illustration should be the site being nuked from orbit

It's the only way to be sure

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

Hehe, the second illustration will be a building burning down :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

But what if the Xenomorphs escape the fire?

WHAT THEN?!?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

WE'LL DIE

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

I bet that's handy

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

I bet it comes in handy!

hm... maybe I got that joke the wrong way around.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

"I bet it handy in comes!"?

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

HAHAHA

Tell me again human!

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

I love you Leningrad

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

haha

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

Hahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

camp hand is camp

lol - wanna fix my socks too? :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

Keeping yourself in stitches . . . I see . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

I'd say you've got the situation sewn up

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

Knit won . . . pearl also !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

PAND

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

Is it for wanking your patchwork cock?

Needlework GAY*

*Actually s'rather nice, have a woo

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

that wrist looks very limp

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

It's made of cloth

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

gay cloth?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

I like this

and it reminds me of an art exhibition I went to last weekend. A woman made other women out of cloth and stuffing. They were so lifelike I could have sworn there were actual women hidden in there.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

Cool :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

very

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

That's very cool

I like sewing :3

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

I'd give my left hand for that

actually I wouldn't, mine's better.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

Something tells me that the hawks would think TWICE.

No reason..........just 'cos.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

snigeon!

fangs with wings

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

ARSESNIDGEON

Woo!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

Pigake?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

Pimba?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

Snaeon?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

Pygthon??

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

My name is Colonel Boris

and I had a job and I woke up in Switzerland. Am I mad, in a coma, or is everyone here a boring fucktard? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed in a backwards country. And maybe if I can work out how to get another job, I can get home.

do-dee-do-de-do do do doooo ....

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

Substitute Teacher XXX

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

Ok, a job other than that.

Might be off to Australia anyway...

I finally saw the last episode of Life On Mars last night. I missed the last two while moving out here.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

Pah

It's a God-awful small affair

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

it's cold :(

( I'm singing along with Ziggy now. )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:12, archived)

'm downloading breaking bad, episode 10

ythanks!

aslo, that was a great copy of YesMan. Kids loved it.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

Glad to be of service my friend.

stuck some Pingu on there thinking of the kids. Also there should be a bugs bunny movie and a scooby doo dvd.

You'll have to ask them what they would like and I'll see what we have.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

I already grabbed bugs, pingu and scooby doo. They enjoyed them :)

also the goosebumps film (was that off yours? I forget)

all good stuff. Thanks!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

Hey, girl with the mousy hair, want to see my etchings*?

*etchings may resemble cardboard cutouts

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

I'll come up and see your etchings anytime

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:19, archived)

I'll uncork the wine

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

Nice plants. What are their names?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

Rolf and Emma

Emma is the short, green haired one

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:30, archived)

Naming your plants, huh?

Meeeennttaaaaaaaaaaal.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:35, archived)

I thought I'd draw you a pigeon but then it didn't look like one. So now it's a thing on a skateboard.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

They let amputee birds skateboard these days.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD.

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

hell yeah!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

Oh yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

Look I made a pigeonrat....

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

Dot's dotty dot to dot forward slash why?

(

Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

lolwut

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

She needs a better leg shaver :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

I often think about doing this will my moles

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

yes

your moles will given the right encouragement

(

arrangedletters, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

any way, I am off for that hot bath now, to sort my neck out

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

Nice legs, shame about the face

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

pfff!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

I have no idea how to respond to this

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

Wow, yes

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Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

What a disaster his head has completely come off

Previously...

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

...and the world's a marginally better place

Have you youtubed these?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

No why?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

I think it would make very good viewing...

...kind of stitch the two together and go for the extended Director's Cut.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

Not in a Blade Runner style?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

hehe sounds good

I wish I had retained the orginal one in After Effects but I went and saved over it with this new version else I could have done a proper .mov version.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

Ach well...

They're most entertaining anyhow...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

hahaha :D

That is wonderful, lovely :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

*ignores*

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arrangedletters, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

Don't ignore Earl

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

too late

and I'll ignore any one that tries to get in my way!!!

(

arrangedletters, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

get back to your trailer park

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

Is he M&M?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

he is a honkey

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

OMG!

you have kerploded the Clarkson. This will not do. Will not do at all :(

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

His head will grow back, all the others did.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

I mis-read it

and thought it said "I love Hard Ons"

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Varmint, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

best of

all the fermions.

(Electric Dragon rediscovered his password at, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

vroooooooom... KAPOWY!

:D

woo!

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arrangedletters, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

Splendid!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

Hahahahaha

if only

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

aceness!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

(

zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:45, archived)

Haha!

YES!

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:45, archived)

Oh noes!

Wouldn't it be AWFUL if a dog came along and ate that head?
Woo

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

hooray for this

and hooray for Cassetteboy

(

Loz I'm still here., Tue 12 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

Shame about that lift at Tower Bridge. 'ning.

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

EPIC!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

*hug* I'm off in a couple of minutes.

Hi/bye, guys and dolls.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

*hugs*

Tra, have a lovely 'un

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

Take care

*hug*

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

*hugs*

Bye lovely!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

Byeeeeeeeeeee

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

Hahahaha :D

That sounded like fun.

I enjoyed the time I got stuck in a lift, mostly because there were two very sexy ladies in there with me :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

"stuck in a life" you say....

*opens Freud's guide*

edit: I got stuck in a lift in France. I didn't like it.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

Well yes, that too. Although it is now becoming unstuck

Edit: of course you didn't, it was in France

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

Good show. :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

Only if other people will help me, as it is some thing you can't do on your own

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

VERDICT: REAL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

Must be real. It's the BBC.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 12 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

MMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGDAY

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

Adorable

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 12 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

happy candle day :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

CAN

DLE

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

Happy flaming candle day!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

ha. Wonderful.

Click for bigger (164 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

hahahaha!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

fucking hell indeed

2 meg is about 4 times too big

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

says who?

I thought we had been through this. B3ta is now officially "do what the fuck you like because nobody cares"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:39, archived)

Haha bloody hell YES

It's a bit on the large side tho

(

Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

hahhahaa

click

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

Hahahha brill!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

Questionable Video Game Ports #1: Hitchiker's for the NES

(

B.T., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

Make tea.

CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

Kill Gandalf

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

HAVE SEX WITH GANDALF

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

Dispose of Gandalfs body

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

wank over into Gandalf's shallow grave

How do sir?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

Yo!

How goes it?

~~Who's ignoring you?~~

Who's going to ignore you?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

Hello sir

I'm ok, me laptop will be with me on Thursday *glees* :)

How are you?

I don't know, probably a few, after what happened yesterday

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

What happened yesterday?

I had you on ignore so I didn't see.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

Pffft!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

I wouldn't expect anything less :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

I'm not even joking. What japes!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9440690

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

What happened yesterday?

/has been living under a rock blog

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

I deleted the posts. Ask your other half, for she was one of the once who helped me get out of it

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

Oh!

What happened??

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

The joys of bi-polar

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

:( (:

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

cyclothymia ftw

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

Otterby!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

Yes dude

Check your mobile

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

I'm off home now!

bye everybody!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

Speak to you laters

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

GO NORTH

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

POO PANTS

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

Go West?

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

Life is peaceful there.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

In MOTHER RUSSIA, west is you

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

>kill kerrek

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM

BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

Ford sits down and sings songs about gold...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

Arf

"Turn on the light" is the first, I think.

The whole game is here: www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/game_nolan.shtml

Hours of fun.

(

zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

I never got past the bulldozer bit

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

"eat darkness"

ha ha ha

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

Use dehydrated water on blatterbeast

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

escape

(

weaver., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

Punch face

/hulk text adventure game blog

TJ : j.photos.cx/dinosour-gunfight-044.jpg :D

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

No wonder the bastards died out

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

hehe

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

pff

It would just about work with a predictive text keypad layout.

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

Take ye flask.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 12 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Damn beaten to it...

(Eo1spy is reversing the polarity on, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

Misguided Romantic Novel Covers

Rather unbelievably, in a move that must have been inspired by one too many sweet sherries, Harlequin have just announced that decorating TV stars, designers of Matalan accessories and noted homosexuals, Colin and Justin will be starring as models on the covers of two of their latest romance novels.

Offhand, it'd be difficult to come up with less suitable candidates to get the female heart fluttering, but I know you'll manage somehow!

(Juvenal De Linquent, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

hang on,.......

no it's gone.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

I don't understand

You have your cock stuck up what?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Steven Hawking and Rolf Harris

and a horse.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Worst pr0n film ever

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

Two little boys had two little toys.

Each had a wooden 'horse'.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

whut?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

its 2 pictures of typical men

with a phallic object in their hands

I think the one on the right is Prodge

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

pfft!

He wishes! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

Dixon loves Prodge!

Dixon loves Prodge!
Dixon loves Prodge!
Dixon loves Prodge!
Dixon loves Prodge!
Dixon loves Prodge!
Dixon loves Prodge!
Dixon loves Prodge!
Dixon loves Prodge!

nah ne nah nah!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

Yes, head over heels

We get married in Vegas next month by a fat Elvis impersonator

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

can I be a bridesmaid?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

AND marry us? How the hell will that work?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

Haha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

yo K Mart!

what in the fuck is happening my man!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

Yo, G-Sav

'sup dawg?

'sall good here my man :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

*acts like bill and ted for a bit*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:49, archived)

*air guitars*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

AND marry us? How the hell will that work?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9440653

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

hahaha

I'll have to practise

BUT BY GOD I WON'T LET YOU DOWN!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

\o/ hahaha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

hahahah

touché Monsieur Bawls!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

Graham Norton and Alan Carr unavailable, then?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

Oh dear it must be Tuesday :S

The one on the right, I did think it was for porridge at first glance

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

COCK TUESDAY!

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WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

This is outstanding.

No really, it's outstanding.

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WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

Bring on originalsteve...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

Kitty + Birdie

possibly the cutest photos in the world ever. EVER!

news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_8040000/newsid_8045200/8045254.stm

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

wasn't this posted down there vvv

about an hour ago, and not in it's own thread?

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.

They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.

So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an email to his wife.

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the Floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me.

They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

I've just arrived and have been checked in.

I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

Pffft

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

why yes

yes it was

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

Oh dear, who let the kid on the internet

The internet is no place for kids

Click for bigger (43 kb)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

CHOW!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Chow Chow, I always wanted one

Until I found out how dense they are

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

Of course

They are made up of 97% hair

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

Not the only dense thing about them

But they are lovely and have a cool black tongue

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

My sister-in-law's lot have Chows

Lully and fluffeh but incredibly high maintenance annd yes, unlikely ever to win any intelligence competitions.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

But they could easily break your arm just by biting you

I think you could easily play the stacking game on them, where you just keep on placing items on them until they move

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

The ones I have met are that idle they would probably be crushed to death

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

they are lovely though :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

NUTBAR.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

a member for 1 year, 4 months and 25 days

has posted 1 messages on the main board

and wasn't it lovely.
wasn't it beautiful.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

In that time I've managed to post ~478984 posts of poor quality. Some people need to sort out their priorities.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

Yeah, right.

I'm not in any of these.

Psh, to fuck get you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

Is that a request?

We could 'shop you in if you like.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

DO NOT.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

*handseats*

Pssst: www.collegehumor.com/video:1779055

You'll either be really impressed, or never play the bass again :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

I'll have a look when I get back

good bassists are shit, yeah, because they think it's a proper guitar and not a glorified drum.

Yep.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

I paused Gynmopédie #3 for that.

And it was fun.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

phallus of sand

on which note, I am going to meet a real person for a drink. How exciting my life is.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

Have fun, don't get alcohol poisoning, die and then not come to London.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

I wouldn't miss it for the world

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Excellent, I'm so excited.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

I think that we've dominated the board quite well this afternoon

shame I shall be back at work tomorrow.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

I'll have to go it alone, then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

I've got friday off

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

you lucky bint.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

oh noes!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

Last 2 pics

Kittin in prizzen. :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

*pounces*

Yo, sexipance!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

mmmmm pouncy :)

Wotcha, cock ;o)

How's you?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

Pretty grand, ta.

How about you? Back in the Fatherland?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Yeh, for a couple of weeks now

not too bad. New tattoo, stolen CC, the usual stuff. :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

I saw the tattoo - vere cool.

Stolen CC? Eh?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

Someone nicked my CC number and went on a shopping spree to the tune of $3k

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

Blimey...

Bank being cool about it?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

Yep, mostly sorted out now. Bank account was locked for a week though :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

I'm almost too scared to ask this, but...

...you're still coming to London though, right?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

*fingers crossed* :/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

That is very cute

Maybe you should post it in /links ¬_¬

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

where it's already been posted too

hello Ellie.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

I know

But at least it would be slightly less fail

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

Griffy posted it there earlier.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

I POSTED IT FUCKING EVERYWHERE!

except /talk, /qotw and any other board that may have sprung up while I didn't give a shit

:D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

How very apt...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Not posted this in ages

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Hehe!

Just 'cos it's part of the set :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

Two fails DO make a win ;D

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

Two swallows make a great BJ

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

yay

you have maximised this to the max!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

Not yet...

When I get back to my home PC I shall make an alternating gif of tthe two.

Then I will have maxed it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

TAKE IT TO 11!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

.....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

POST AN IMAGE YOU HAVE CREATED YOURSELF, WOMAN!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

Shove it up your arse

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

Just in time for me to note

that I have been jamming a large blue vibrator in to Hazel Blears' ear for most of the afternoon. I have only just now broke the blood brain barrier and my vibro is now nicely lubricated with her squidgy grey matter.

Properly lubed in this way, I intend to shove it down Jim Davison's gizzard.

Ready Jim?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

Ready!

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

wait for Uncle Rolf!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

Last Updated: Tuesday May 12 2009 07:49 GMT

I think it's safe to say that we all know it by now. We know the internets by heart, dontchaknow

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

I'm not looking forward to the exams though

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

Oh, come off it, Neil, you little swotty-pants.

Just look at you, swotting away for teacher like a total spazmo. You're just an utter creep, really, aren't you? You've done loads and loads of work on it and I haven't done anything, nothing at all. Go on, test me. Go on, test me!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

Thanks for that

but not again, please.
I came here for pr0n and seams.

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thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

Way back in the distant past, cave paintings could only contain 140 strokes of paint

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

and they were painted every 5 seconds

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

I recognise a Mac OS 9 web button.

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B.T., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

hehehe :D

Original :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

Is the Tate Modern any good?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

I did a forward roll in the Tate Modern once.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Was the forward roll any good?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

Average. The floor was pretty hard.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

If you like that sort of thing - definitely go.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

Did you get kicked out or did they think you were an installation piece?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

There was clapping.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

Maybe two claps.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

Someone with the clap?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

I ate a sausage roll outside it

once.

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Lets start blogging about it!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

and maybe branch out into various other rolls

swiss maybe.. arctic.. think of the possibilities..

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

Me laptop is on the way :D

Then I wont have a computer that dies every time you try to run more then 3 programs

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

Nicely!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

*tuts*

for the last time, M3, they're called 'young women'. Get out of the fucking bush.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

I think the problem is that he was in the fucking bush

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

This is what happens when you leave the back door unlocked.

How many times?! They said if they find him again they're going to keep him and make him live in a cupboard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

he'll only make a gloryhole

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

A glory hole I can live with, it's upset letters from parents I don't like.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

the fucking bush is where you'll find me

come rain or shine

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

But especially come 14 year old girls.

You could at least take your rape mask off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

erm... this isn't a mask

*dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

Can you wash the 'RAPEYTIEM!' off your forehead, then?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

erm... about that tattoo I said I got

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

Oh M33333.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

I think this deserves to be way higher in the compo than it is.

Specially in light of monkeon's FP-before-last.

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

what a terribly nice thing to say, thank you

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

Cavepaint woman...

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Good afternoonings

No offence meant, his pictures really do make me laugh

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

It does seem rather uncanny sometimes doesn't it.

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

How goes revision?

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

Gaaah

All that's keeping me going today is reading the word "involuntary" in my macro lecturer's accent. In-vul-ooooon-terry.

So it's Wednesday there, right? What's the future like?

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

I've seen the future, brother

it is murder.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

It's good. Really happy I took the gamble.

I work a lot, so little time for the interwebs.

My school is good form, and the city is great. I've made some friends and been asked to join a couple of bands. I haven't been this happy since Uni. I'm beginning to understand the langauge, but it's tough. I can get by with the basics though.

One thing I certainly don't miss is macro lectures though. It was my least favourite over all three years at Warwick. Who is the lecturer?

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

Awesome. Is that fact I spouted about different sentence forms for different respect levels correct, or did I dream it?

We had three macro lecturers this year, that one is Natalie Chen. She's also doing International next year which I may do. You did it right? Any good?

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

Yes, the hardest thing about the language is the levels of respect. There are so many ways of saying everything and if you get it slightly wrong people give you this weird raised eyebrow look.

Anyway, I had Natalie Chen for Macro in second year and for International in the third - at least for some of the time. You know she smokes heavily and rides an awesome motorbike?

International is OK. It's just macro but much more difficult. Various models which all start from classical vs Keynsian bases and then you get the mix - sticky prices in the short run, perfectly elastic in the long and curves for the middle in the Dornbusch. The equations are the heartbreaker. There's some mildly interesting stuff, but I guess you've gathered by now that her slides aren't very good because they omit all the worthwhile information. You're conned into thinking that she's given you help because there are four slides per page, but it's all a hoax.

If you like macro, take international.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

I think I've already registered for it but that's not binding.

I was also looking at Public Policy and Metrics 2. Or maybe Chinese 3. Dammit, I don't want this much choice. You also did policy in the uk and...?

Whatever, though, I'm staying the hell away from economic history. I got something like 20% less than my average in World History Theory last year, pfft.

Are you meant to go through heavy algebra in macro exams? I am unclear on this.

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

Yes, I did EPUK, International and development

In second year, you definitely DON'T need to use algebra unless expressly asked. Our year had the same problem, and only found this out when people went to ask at the lecturers' offices.

EPUK was interesting but it depends on the lecturer. Development was terrible, we had a twat employed by Nike who effectively fed us lies from his travels for weeks on end. His first question in the first lecture was, "So tell me guys, what do you think of Margaret Thatcher?". He went on to explain why she was nothing but a force for good and how we were all misguided. Total twat.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Haha, compatible with your guardian-reading sensibilities then.

Cheers for the algebra info *crosses out all algebra from revision notes*

I'm not sure about doing EPUK next year because all the lecturers are changing. I think you said Niko Wolf (best name EVER) did it for you? He's moved to International economy since 1918 now I think. And we've been fucked over by new lecturers enough this year... sometimes it is useful if past papers bear any relation to the final exam...

A bunch of my friends are going for business school things, like "Corporate Strategy A". Not really interested in that.

Do you have plans for when you return from the Koreas? How long are you out there?

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I'd advise any of Nickolaus's modules. He's a total legend and will work his arse of to help you.

His quaint German accent is so endearing too. Awesome guy - took our lectures and seminars and was always ready to answer any questions. Made it a real pleasure to study the subject.

I'd keep away from the corporate modules. You'll get bored senseless. On some level, all economics is boring, but at least there's a challenge in it. When you move to the business side, it all loses the slight draw it used to have.

Our past papers were OK compared to the exams. But it's best to do them all. Prepare for anything. Don't go out of your way not to learn the algebra. You really need to understand it, it's the key to most of the models, just to don't memorise it.

My contract here lasts until the end of next March. I'm currently saving. I'd love to go back to uni as I had the best times of my life there. I love the intellectual atmosphere. Not in a twatty, pretentious way, I just loved being able to talk about politics and philosophy with far more intelligent people than me, and not get looks of disgust from bordering tables. I guess that I'll have to take stock and decide whether I'll stay here indefinitely or get further education. The last thing I want is a desk job.

What's your plan anyway?

/Words

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

Well obviously I want to go straight in to IBD and sell my grandmother and things like that.

I'm not sure really, I've no real plan. Desk jobs don't exactly appeal to me either, the only graduate jobs I'd be vaguely interested in are things like economist at the foreign office. They send you off to a G20 country after 2 years in London. But obviously they only take the best of the best. Or maybe something in journalism. I'm the editor of the sanctuary here (I think it might have started in your second year?)

I agree that university is a wonderful place to be. I'd consider a masters, but not here, I've had enough of this obscure field on the outskirts of coventry. Who knows.

Or I might pick all the modules you did, do my RAE on happiness and then go and teach in korea. Tried and trusted path.

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

Hahahaha!

Yes, Santuary started in my second year, it's good form. Well played on being the editor, that would certainly help you go into journalism.

Anyway, it's 1:40am and I have The Wire to watch so I shall bid you adieu.

Night.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

Ciao

That's Korean, right?

(

zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

hehe

p.s. i made a b3tan friend in spain :D

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

who who who?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

a lurker :/

also never knew jessie was sooo nice

www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/2254369231/

i never knew the hardcore b3tans were so erm.. humm... eccentric looking

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

many of the pictures you'll find

come from Dr When's birthday parties. Where they all dress in style.

Also, Jessie is gorgeous.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

you can't like her cos i likes her :(

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

Jessie's a darling.

If I didn't love Prof so much I'd steal her for my very own.

I've not made it to a When bash yet, which pains me as I absolutely adore him. Seriously, I have a worrying love for When.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

I understand the venue is already booked for next year

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

I hope so

Someone will have to stop Nurse from beating me up though, as I will have to cover him in kisses.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

you'll have to fight off a horde of other women

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

it'll be like Mortal Kombat

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

I'll kick 'em in the tits.

He's MINE, damn it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

with Nurse When as the end boss

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

I want one of my own. He gives such wonderful cuddles.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

when i see the word horde

I instantly think SHIT ZOMBIES

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

I was out and about a couple of weeks ago and I swear I heard that sound prowling hunters make.

I didn't quite dive for cover though.

(

zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

i heard a girl crying downstairs

but i was too scared to go and look.

she's stopped crying after 2 weeks. meh.

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

What a bunch of decadents and hedonists!

*wants to join in*

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

Don't do it! Stay safe.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Helpful advice!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

b3ta bash ESPANA!!

Do iiiiiit

bonfire on the beach.. cheap but very good wine...

plus i have a space on the other side of my bed for jessie *puppy eyes*

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

Stealing dogs eyes now? Tsk tsk.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

I rather suspect the Prof may have something to say about that

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

you make it sound like i'm the rebel in x-men

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

make it so

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

I think it's a conspiracy

Everyone on b3ta is good looking except me!

*dons tinfoil hat*

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

I've never seen you

but I bet you're lovely.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

Am not!

I broke the internet the last time I posted a picture of me.

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

SHOW ME, SHOW ME NOW.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

*shows*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

Bloody hell, how on EARTH did you hide that?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

mirrors and lead casing

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

Haha fuck yeah!

I figure it's just easier if people don't know what you look like. Mysterious and whatnot. I'm a girl.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

lies

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

:'(

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

If you were a girl

I would send you so many gazzes of my penis...

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I was going to join in

but this thread all seems like everyone knows each other and so I wont join in.

I will sheepishly return to my lurkin ways

(

Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

get naked, grab some strawberry jelly and join in

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

Join in or I'll stab you in the eye with a lorry.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

If it helps I've only ever met 1 person from B3ta and I don't particularily feel the need to see many more.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

yeah, but they were a cunt

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

And how.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

we're not all cunts

just mostly.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

I'll avoid most of you then. Flawless plan!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

cheers.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

Oh shush, I'd like to see you.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

Ah, that's alright then.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

sideways heart

I'll see you one day. I cannot promise I'll be any fun.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

I'm not fun

I just don't shut the fuck up.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

Yeah but just incase you actually aren't fun - at least you're pretty.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

I recognise that feeling

I previously met someone from another bit of the internets and he was in no way as interesting as his posts, Me on the otherhand, it is completely the opposite

(

Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

*psst*

I don't know anyone either, but OH HOW THAT SHALL CHANGE AT THE LONDON BASH - yes?

(

fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

HELLO HELLO HELLO!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

E
L
L
O

(

fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

Where have you been? Don't leave again >:(

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

I promise I will not leave your side

for the next eight minutes.

(

fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

:( but but but

JERK!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Looooove yooooou

-[:D::]=

(

fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

:D Fuck yeah!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

YES!

WOO YAY HOOPLAS!

(

fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

You're in my top five people I want to meet for the first time at London.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

Score!

(

fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

*getting a bit excited*

I shall be dressed in my best b3ta finery.

A gimp mask, a thong and a pair of wellies.

(may be lies)

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

I think we should all wear that garb

so we can recognise each other. And be mega sexytrons.

(

fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

I mean, I am really good looking

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

Hardcore b3tans are hardcore!

I've never met a /board B3tan I didn't immediately fall in love with...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

oh Joe, I never knew you cared

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

I've just got so much love to give

Lady S can't handle it all on her own

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

'lo miss

*huggles*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

*big cuddle for the Joeface*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

*checks profile to see if you're a pretty girl on the internet*

I forgot Whoa Nelly was you and Cashy. I thought it was Duke of Prunes for some reason.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

don't you start that whoa nelly crap again :)

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

Nobody even PANOWIE's any more, horrible.

What's become of us?

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

people grew old

the young folk came along with their FAIL and their CLANSOUL.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

haha

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

hahaha

Also:

Hooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibbbbbbbbbbbbbbbleeeeeeeeee

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

WASPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

PANOWIES are great

woah nelly is really my northern tongue

now in spain i say oy oy oyyyyy

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

I like it

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

[hey, I've panowie'd recently!

http://b3ta.com/links/310717]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

it's unusual

to even progress to a houpla these days.

As for Hi cockalorum, forget it.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

SCIENCE!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

doink

doink doink

(

Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

GWIN!

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

I'm going to click this because I fucking rule.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

Indeed you do, Samwise. How are you?

(

elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

As well as can be expected.

Somewhat distracted but I'm sure it'll pass. How are you?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

I'm smart casual. Korea is going well for me.

I've been paid and everything. Sadly, the lack of free time has completely removed any chance of researching new musics and I've procured nothing new of value for ages. Any recommendations bearing in mind I'm about seven weeks behind the scene?

(

elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

I don't really follow any scenes - I'm currently enjoying Pissed Jeans and Circle.

If anything crops up in particular that I think you should hear I'll last.fm you.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

Thank you muchly. I'm stuck with my ipod on the bus most days and long for new things.

I hope you're well Sir.

(

elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

Assuming in the first photo

one of them is gay, one is lesbian and one is in a wheelchair, it pretty much coevrs all the bases.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

Haha!

(

elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

Meh, was bored...

Oh, and no, it's not a specific satire against parliament or expenses or some such shit...

(

B.T., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

hahaha

woop!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Order order!

Let the penguin have his say :)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

could the right honourable member explain this expense claim for 100Kg of herring?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

"honk"

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

"WEOOOOFLLLROOROELEOEOLOE"

*vomits in under ministers mouth*

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

ARSEPIGEONS!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

A vote for Swan is a vote for the Future

nobody's pluckin' on his account

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

A SWAN?

you fucking idiot. that's clearly a giraffe

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

things with long necks - easy to confuse

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

Don't be so horrible mr...o wait a minute...

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

AR... ok

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

You blind clunge, did the meerkat shit in your eye

there is a Swan!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

There's no fucking swan!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

HONK!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

That's a Canadian goose, you big mong

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

pissage

but yours was more rude

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

I once drunkenly chased a canadian goose.

It reached the water and I yelled "C'mon lads! We've got it cornered! It'll never go in the river!"

Tequila and geese don't go well.

(

B.T., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Hahahaha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

hehe

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

hahahaha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

That's a canada goose you big silly

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

ow noes

its a goose

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

stupid donkey

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

I can't see it.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

it's a goose

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

That's Canada, idiot.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

your annotation skills are second to none Mr Donkey

but your Orthinology* skills are somewhat lacking.

THAT'S A GOOSE THAT IS

* Word Botching - Ask DTH - he'll tell you

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

ahaha very good!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

ARCHHHHHHWAAMMWWHHHHHHHHHAAR

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

I'm tired an a bit silly

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

hmmm

too much excitement for one day I think

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

What am I looking at?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Floppy's mind unravelling

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

a picture I misunderstood as a swan but actually is a goose

and a cdc

and some kisses

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

self-pwnage of the highest quality

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

true

I'm ashamed and going to kill myself with some gummybears and aliteracoke

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

Gave me a good laugh anyway ;)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

This is how I feel right now

Like a silly mutated goose

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

Hahaha!

Love it!

(

B.T., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

Hahaha

ace!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

Fucking hell it's clearly a bear.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

it's a lion, get in the car

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

que?

Thats' Numberwang!

(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

It's a goose

loose
about this Hoose
*dances*

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

He's 'avin' a giraffe!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

Compare the meerkats

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

Don't be a meercat

be a cheercat!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

dot

com

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Simples!

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Aren't there enough bottom sniffers and arse lickers in the goverment anyway :)

I am off for a hot bath, as I can't move my head or the top of my left arm

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

ARSEPIGEONS!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

ARSEBUGERS!

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

ARSEPIGEONS!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

that will require EXTRA BUBBLES!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

It will reaquire co-codamol and my tens machine on max power

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

a tens machine in the bath!

OH NOES! ;D

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Tingly water :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

It's not very clear, but I think the goose's expression is priceless

Source

(

B.T., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

ARSEP... geese

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Haha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

this one is better

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

*soils self*

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

*fears*

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

*growl*

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

and?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

yes?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

Mmm, beer chicken

A meal of taste.

(

B.T., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

hahahaha

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

At first I was scared.

But then I saw it was cross-eyed. It has been shunned by it's pack.

Poor thing, nature's a cruel thing sometimes.

(

B.T., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

Haha bloody hell

Although geese are more vicious than wolves

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

Hazel Blears and the Rules of Acquisition

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

Hands down winner. Stop the internet, it's all pointless now.

Have a click because my next twenty won't count.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

Cheers m'dears.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

It looks like they actually HAVE stopped the internet?!?

50 minutes without a new thread.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

I'm behind 1000 proxies.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

I'm behind you

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

You saw nothing, okay?

NOTHING.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

NOTHING

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

*oohs and aahs*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

Still Would.

*Clicks*

Afternoon all.

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

You filthy fucker.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

Maybe he likes those submissive Ferengi females

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

Either way, Blears or Ferengi

he's bloody disgusting. Down with his sort of thing.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

Haha

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

oh, I don't know

arousal by stimulation of the ear cartilage sounds like a good feature...

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

My ex used to really REALLY like my earlobes. Fucking weirdo.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

and you, of course, have no unusual kinks

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Not at all, I'm as vanilla as Cornish ice cream, me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Throw in a flake and some chocolate sprinkles and we're on

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

that's how it begins

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

ARSEPIGEONS

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

and halfway through, you get that

and it just gets worse!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

shocking

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

some electrical equipment is used, indeed

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

a generator and two circular saws?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

now it's turning into a traditional country getogether

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

but with less turnips

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

because turnip abuse is wrong

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

it's wronger than sex with your wife

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Wait until it melts.

There's always a bad moment in chocolate-based sexy time if you've watched as much copro as I have.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

2 captains, one cup?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Bleurgh. Not for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

I probably sort of haven't maybe

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Kinky Sod!!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

I'd like to point out WHO violated WHO.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I can switch next time

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

When I see you at the end of this month

I'm going to be elbow deep before you even know I'm there.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

I'll bring some ghee

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

put it on your face so I can lick it whilst tickling your duodenum.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

SEXY!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

HELL YES

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

perhaps I shall be a bit more sober this time

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

I'm going to be judgelike.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

corrupt and without any morals?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

She said judge

not MP

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Those are some long arms!

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

Or one squeezy Orrible.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

cor

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Do you mean 'perineum' ?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

why would she want to tickle my hobbit?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

I would never turn down that offer

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

hahaha

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Of all people

do you not think I know what a perineum is?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

as you were

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

cor

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

WOO!!!

*clicks furiously* :D

(

Ninj, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

MPs expenses follow the stages of acquisition

1 Infatuation
2 Justification
3 Appropriation
4 Obsession
5 Resale

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

6 Masturbation?

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Equips Gloves of Power

+6 Masturbation

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

That's one hell of an afternoon/evening!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

That was just lunchtime.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

Aren't these lists supposed to end "Profit"?

I dunno, maybe I've been on the internet too long.

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

You are thinking of underpants gnomes

For the Ferengi everything is about profit

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

are these all Calvin Klein fragrances?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

She is a creepy little ginger dwarf and no mistake.

If she ran a tea-shop I wouldn't buy her muffins.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

Dumbledore dies

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

He's not real, you know.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

WHAT!?

NOOOOOOO!!!!!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

I NO.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

*cries*

You've RUINED my whole LIFE, Captain Wow.
I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS. T_T

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

OH LOOK!!! A bunny!

^__^

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

OH WOAH

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I ruin everyone's life eventually.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I shall make this my mission statement, and put it on my wall at work

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

It's great to forewarn people.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

what?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

Hazel Blears and the Half-Blood Prince

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Have you fallen mad?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Harry Potter and the Rules of Acquisition

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

who the fuck are you?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

I'm you, Gerry.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

who am I then?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

ClanSoul.

I'm Pasanonic now.
Fuck off, you 12 year old little shit.
*ignores*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Who was it who said you have several personalities but none of them has a personality?

(

zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Saddam Hussain

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

>:[

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

*fluffs*

I don't believe it for second.

(

zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

Are you an Andorian in disguise?

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

you think that's me?

good lord.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

I've never met you

You could be George Clooney for all I know

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

I do my very best not to be

www.flickr.com/search/groups/?q=horrible&m=pool&w=77617660%40N00&s=rec

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

You have a face and glasses

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

well observed

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

I wish you hadn't showed me that link

I'm getting all self conscious now, seeing how everyone looks.

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

Poligen ha!

I must have known you the longest as my photos are the first ones.
*smoosh*

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

*smooshes*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Awwwww *pats*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

haha

he does look a bit likes an alium

reminds me of 'round the twist' when the guy cant talk and his mouth shrinks and heals up xD

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

...she almost looks cute, there.

ugh... I can't believe I just stooped so low as to type that, even as a joke... *shudders*

top 'shop, sir!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

You're all fucking odd.

And you JUDGE ME for loving Lemmy Kilmister, who's prettier than Blears any day.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

My auntie's ex's cousin went out with Lemmy.

Trufax.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Oh come on, surely you don't think it'd be hard to get with Lemmy?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

when was the last time you tried?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

They won't let me get close enough to find out.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

My mate Danny's auntie went out with Darth Vader.

So fuck on that.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Fuck on Darth Vader?

He might try to Force his lightsabre in me D:

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

Or his big black helmet.

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Lemmy is yummy (yemmy?)

and has a crab lookalike: www.waterworxbali.com/Images/Photos/Large/carpilius-maculatus.jpg

(

fannycradock, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

Hell no. That crab looks way too innocent.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Aww!

Thank you for agreeing, you're the ONLY one ever.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Off topic rant...

I am officially sad. I had a dream last night about posting on b3ta. Normal girls dream about sexy men fulfilling their every needs.. but me? Nooo, I have to dream about something I already do almost every bloody day! =/

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

Well lookie here, your dream came true.

It's not everyone who can say that, is it.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

I once dreamt I woke up with a certain girl lying lext to me.

Then, still in the dream, I woke up and she was gone.
Then I actually woke up and she was still gone :'[

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Dreams with-in dreams freak me out..

I can never know when I am actually awake!

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Haha well when I'm actually awake, I know I'm awake.

When I'm dream-awake, I don't think about it.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I have thought about it...

In a dream I hvae actually wondered if I am still dreaming or not. I came to the conclusion that I was awake, then I woke up.. again. Was weird!

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Lucid dreaming is fun

You can control it. It's like being God.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

you could still be alseep right now

infact, you probably are

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

I wish I was

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

I do too

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

What, me or you?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

first one, then the other

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

My life...

it is fraught with confusion

(

Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

as it should be

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

I thought this was mandatory?

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

A WOMAN wearing CLOTHES????

DISGUSTING!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

Look up rule 004

I'm gonna go and hide as the Captain may hurt me now

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I think I may have got away with that one

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

however, that's none of the official rules, so most sources don't mention it

/geek

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

Are they allowed to make profit?

Did those reforms ever stick?

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

sick filth!

a female ferengi in clothes!

also

"LOL STARWARS"

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Pffft

geekpiss ^

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

wahey

Noon Barbie!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

noon freebs

I've officially given up on work. I just can't be arsed with it.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

aww Babs with this you're really spoiling us ;)

*caresses lobes*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Does she have the lobes for politics?

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Shopped only etc etc

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Long-Telephone-Conversation-Robot-With-Frickin-Eye-Lasers-Doodle

Click for bigger (46 kb)

Brought to you in appalling phonecamvision!

(

crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

mighty chestage

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

Milliebot.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

speak for yourself

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

Robot with lots and lots of legs.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

That's very nice indeed

taking photos of your drawings with your phone and posting them on b3ta is for WINNERS.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

Winners?

Or Wieners?

(

crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

WINNERS

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

Fuck yeah!

(

crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Cool stuff, I should give that kind of a Bot a try

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Do it!

Robots-with-frickin-eye-lasers-thread!

(

crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Sorry i'm busy today...

but I've written it down for tomorrow :-). WACOM PAD FTW! WOOOO

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

it's like he's just seen the bill, and must now destroy

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

7 Shape ... Waiting for God ... oh, shite this took ages to draw!

7-Shape Vector Samuel Beckett (T-shirt, Poster)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
-
View All My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
-

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

I always read your username as lego vent

top work, as per!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

Legoist!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

True.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

excellent

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

PARTYTIME!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

this man blows goats ^

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

I have proof ^

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

is there figging involved?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

I'd rather have marinated miniature goats

kthnxbye

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

GOATS??

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

WOOOSH!

Look at the board go!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

it'll go even faster now

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

We don't want no goats, no heroin, no hash hash, no vitamin

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

hehe

I was attempting to explain figging to my missus the other day, she didn't seem keen

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

clearly you have more work to do

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

indeed

I shall have to explain the health benefits

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

tell her to approach it gingerly

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

try to understand the root first

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

the root cause?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

asphinctersayswhat?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

what?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

*laughs and points*

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

He could be an iris

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

ASSPIGEON!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

haha

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

Nice one, Logo!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:10, archived)

Hiya miss Fartypants!

Hows life ?

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

Oh ho ho ho. I am well, Captain Vagina Ass. How are you?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

I'm working on a pitch for the fucking Weight Watchers

hope do be done with it today....they want to do something online that's totally WRONG and I have to write something so they don't do anything stupid.

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

The vector is strong in this shape

woo to you!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

v.nice

unfortunately I have a face that is entirely flat and so probably wont work so well

(

Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

I did one of you already

Five shapes, bitches.

(

zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

That likeness is worrying

Are you my mum?

(

Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

Are you a persian cat?

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

I am incredibly envious of your tallent

you are very very good at these and I hope they make you happy and rich

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

I dunno about rich ...

... more of a distraction from my real work ... I sell about 4 t-shirts a month ... which aint a great bounty and I spend my loot on my t-shirt that I've designed ... my g/f is getting pissed off with the amount of t-shirts I have now ... hahahahha

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

it is not possible to have too many T shirts

this is in the bible or something...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

I do like these.

I keep hoping that you'll get to me.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

Oh Boy!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

Excellent work.

I'm going to see Godot with Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart at the end of May!

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

The Adventures of TeaBot!

TeaBot! from HappyToast Industries Inc.

Snake Plissken likes TeaBot too!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

mmmmm i'm drinking tea now

2 sugars and milk, how every brew should be

woah nelly to the pic

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

Sugar in tea

You sicken me.

(

Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

indeed

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

fuck off with your whoa nelly shit

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

I heard it was all the rage

just like BACONPANCE

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

ARSEPIGEONS WEARING BACONPANCE

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

I thought baconpance were used by fish exclusively

Shows just how much I know

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

ARSEPIGEONS!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

HORSECOCK

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

later

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

IT'S A DYSTOPIAN NIGHTMARE!!!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

Awww poor teabot.

Hooray for a new thread!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

Totally coffee FTW.

/opinions on the internets lol

someone needs to do some of the UK politicians featuring in A Few Good Men - "I eat my breakfast 400 yards from 60 million proles who are ready to kill me ... " etc

I'm so busy I'm not even on here.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

It's okay to have an opinion if you're correct.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

Exactly.

That's why I have them.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

Why I.....

*rages*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

Coffee is only good when you have run out of tea

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

Even then it's of questionable value.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

I'm sorry

each is equally good for differing reasons although coffee does make me feel bad when I have it at the moment

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

YOU WANT EXPENSES?!!??!?

and so on

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

... the implication being

that they can't handle expenses... I'm questioning their ability to adequately make use of the system of reimbursement put in place to cover the cost of expenses incurred in the run of the normal business of being a politician

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

things are funnier

when I explain them...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

to me anyway

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

... funnier to me

not that I'm explaining them to me...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

Indeed this.

"You can't HANDLE the honour!" etc.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

coffee at work or first thing in the morning

tea at other times, excepting BEER O'CLOCK.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

haha. Tea?

Honestly! Somebody ought to punch you in your eye hole. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

mostly on sundays

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

you make your coffee really watery though

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spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

coffee should have some milk shown to it, and the spoon should demand medical insurance

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:04, archived)

i drink my coffee black with no sugar (unless it's instant)

but i still really like there to be a spoon in the mug when i drink it. i'm not sure why this is

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spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

Brew Tally Tea!

*likes*

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

Arf, I like the bullet holes.

Top model, that.

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zeltergiset, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

TUTT drinks not the coffee.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

Durham Red?

Or is it the computer game rip-off?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

It's Durham

The official action figure.
You can still buy them too.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

poor teabot

:)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

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