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# HULK BJÖRKEN!!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:54, archived)
# Ha-ha! Fuck you, Arrow Man!
No room for you in Sweden.

Nice, also.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:14, archived)
# He wasn't on this poster
I did add him in, but it screwed up the composition and I figured no-one would notice.

So... That went well...
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:15, archived)
# Nobody else will notice Arrow Man's absence.
He barely figured in the film, and no kid over the last 50yrs has ever thought Hawkeye was cooler than Iron Man.
They totally need to ditch him for the sequel and plop a half-decent character into his slot on the poster. My votes go to Vision, Black Panther or Scarlet Witch.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:21, archived)
# He was a bit pants, wasn't he?
Hulk - turns into an indestructable green monster
Captain America - war hero with indestructable boomerang shield
Iron Man - Billionaire genius playboy philanthropist
Thor - a god
Nick Fury - Samuel L. Jackson
Black Widow - sexy assassin with a conflicted history
Hawkeye - ... Really good at archery?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Hewkeye Pierce was cool.
Perhaps the coolest man in the history of our planet.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)
# M*A*S*H was my first introduction to 'snarky' humour
Hawkeye & Trapper John / B.J. Hunnict were teh bomb.

Can only find repeats now with added laugh track which completely ruins the series. Bastards.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# ^ this
But using Black Panther or Scarlet Witch brings up the mutant issue, and X-Men are under different ownership so that may prove tricksy (esp. with BP & Storm's relationship). I'm just glad they didn't go with Wasp - I always thought her character totally useless.

Now, Ultimate Hawkeye (who is basically a good-ass Bullseye) would have been awesome. He can make a deadly weapon out of anything - one storyline had him chewing off his own fingernail to spit in the eye of his captor which penetrated his brain and killed him instantly.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Well, maybe he's better because he doesn't need all those magic powers and razzmatazz to battle evil
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 13:08, archived)
# HE'S WELDED HIS HANDS TO THE FLOOR

But anyway, I shall see you all soon, off to do my final accountancy exam... nnngh
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:18, archived)
# Good luck, man.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Why?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:41, archived)
# HIS HANDS!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:28, archived)
# The Hulks comb-over is great.
BlΓ₯ck WidΓΈw is my favourite, though.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Haha that's woo that is!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:34, archived)
# EDUMACATIONAL!
:D
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:38, archived)
# STOLMEN?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 10:08, archived)
# A bread-like fruitcake made with yeast, water and flour.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Haha!

(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 11:21, archived)
# IKEA PEAROAST ASSEMBLE!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 10:33, archived)
# This is a long-time favourite of mine :)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Wonderful.
:D

(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Love this..
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# By the way, the Å character?
The Γ… with a circle on top is pronounced as a long O. So SPΓ…NGBOKETT, while hilarious, is in my head actually SPONGBOKETT.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 11:55, archived)
#
don't be so pedontic
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Nothing like the airing of an old classic
Such as my pants. Great to see again
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Pearoast respondas
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Smiling mouth or carrying handle?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 11:20, archived)
# nice
i see it has a shitting hole as well.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Nice.
:D

(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Very good
great actually and deserving of a click
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Ta :)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:39, archived)
# haha!
excellent.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Not strickly animals in art, but close......


Also: Ning.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 7:40, archived)
# hehehe
ive never heard that joke before (seriously)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 8:07, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 10:00, archived)
# ha ha
: )
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 10:36, archived)
# haha
should try painting with owls instead?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 11:11, archived)
# It's a really different picture if you see their noses as really big smiles.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# ^ta chaps/chapesses
Thought it might have been a tumbleweed pic for a while there....
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Ha ha!!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
# This picture makes me do happies!
:)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# :)
Thank'ee kindly ma'am.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:01, archived)
#


fanart of my fave game of this year so far

Go buy it here its only 8 dollar
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 6:25, archived)
# Wow I thought it said "Lynch Sale"
but it says "Launch Sale"
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 6:27, archived)
# I think I might get that.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Lucky ginger
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 4:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 5:01, archived)
# Fuckin with the gods!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 5:05, archived)
# just like a booger
god can be difficult to shake of your finger
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 5:08, archived)
# Her tuppence is a kittykat
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 6:27, archived)
# I'd buy that for a tuppence!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 11:56, archived)
#

(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 10:34, archived)
# sexy!!!!!!!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:35, archived)
# A work of magnificence
though if he keeps his eyes off the road much longer he'll crash into the back of a milk float
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
# haha..unless it's Benny Hill
..fastest milkman in the West
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:09, archived)
#
Benny Hill Ernie
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 6:22, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and b3ta feels normal again
Thanks Elvis!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Damn it, stop being so bloody good!
*auto-click*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Live fast, easy rider.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:11, archived)
# COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:18, archived)
# i really like
your anims!!!

SO stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it!

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Cheers..............not got a pipe
got a bong :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:30, archived)
# WELL THEN!!!
stick it in your bong and... make a really good animation with it!! :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# this is wheelie good
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:35, archived)
# I never tyre of that joke
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:39, archived)
# it's pretty slick
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# It's good yeah
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Bored of it now, guess I spoke too soon
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:50, archived)
# tread carefully now
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Alloy me to continue...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
# The best french puns should be
pun-couture.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Keep it down over there... you're making quite a hub-bub
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:59, archived)
# I'm not being clamped down on.
Edit: This could go on for some time, I used to rebuild bikes.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)
# you didn't have to get invalved
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:05, archived)
# It's been a Goodyear for this kind of joke
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Yup, we could all become frameous
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:13, archived)
# That seals it then, I'm sure I've got a grip on this.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:09, archived)
# I'm not so sure... you could derailleur this whole thread if you're not careful!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Pffffffft me derail things? I think the last one put the brakes on.
Derailleur are bicycle gears.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:20, archived)
# For arguments sake lets say they R1 and the same
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:23, archived)
# as long as you're keeping a bead on things...
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:23, archived)
# I think he's clutching at straws
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:26, archived)
# By the seat of his pants.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:28, archived)
# Yeah, he's not fairing too well
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:37, archived)
# I'm about to go spare
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:40, archived)
# ...a sure fire indicator that you're running on empty
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:43, archived)
# In this thread noone can hear you screen.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Yeah, our replies pannier to the edge of the screen!
span near

...right, time for bed, gg MCM and ham :)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:54, archived)
# You've parked up then.
g'night
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 1:01, archived)
# I like to petrol the pun threads.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:26, archived)
# For forks sake
You're rim for it now!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:10, archived)
# I'm starting to feel the pressure
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Whereas I'm feeling pumped up!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Rather than exhausted then.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:31, archived)
# I'm running a bit flat
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:32, archived)
# You're needing a kickstart to get going then.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 1:02, archived)
# i think all this punning has back fired
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 1:06, archived)
# Must be the cabbage, should have stuck to the carbs.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 1:13, archived)
# disc brakes all the rules
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 1:20, archived)
# Springing something like that on me won't help.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 1:23, archived)
# i'm exhaust-ed. i can't enduro anymore
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 1:24, archived)
# Plenty left in my gearbox, surviving the trials of a late thread.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 1:32, archived)
# tow hitch comment are you replying?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 1:34, archived)
# I'm not quite shafted yet,
still guarding against complacency.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 1:38, archived)
# yes, you are fairing well
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 1:39, archived)
# bindun, tank you and good night.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 1:53, archived)
# you seem distracted, watsonian mind?
g'night
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 1:55, archived)
# Wheely now?
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 11:57, archived)
# WOOHOO YEHEEE
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:36, archived)
# hahahaha...what is this I don't even :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:42, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This is so daft it needs some Cindy ridding the world of fire:



Look at her go!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:51, archived)
# TAKE... THAT... YOU... SHITTY... FIRE......
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Haha!
I like a woman that won't give up in the face of sheer ineffectiveness.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 1:33, archived)
# What a chimp-rider!
He doesn't even need to look where he's going! He's a dude, dude.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Cycle chimp is going ape.
{:-) 'click'
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Fantastic as ever Elvis
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Yeehaw!
Here's some Hendrix I'd never heard before-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qNK-27-HEM
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:55, archived)
# spitzenklasse!
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 1:06, archived)
# Excellent.
Thanks.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 2:21, archived)
# they only made one album, *sniffle*
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 2:42, archived)
# They sort of remind me of crabby appleton
www.youtube.com/watch?v=42nqoA2bYlo

I found this album at a garage sale when in a hung over state. I was very happy.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 3:30, archived)
# *funky*
the guitar dude from steppeulvene is still rockin': www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qo0RhO3WGI
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 3:40, archived)
# Cool. Old guys jamming.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 4:18, archived)
# it's from a really cool channel
full of real music played live by real people
www.youtube.com/watch?v=irFuUYnzSp4
*wyh*
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 4:26, archived)
# instaclick
this is how i imagine it:
- elvis opens tatershop or whatever
- occult things happen
- elvis posts another astounding .gif on b3ta
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 2:49, archived)
# Oh yes.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 7:41, archived)
# Wehey
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 18:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# TOAP!
\:D/
Β ||
Β /\
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:54, archived)
# THE TOAP THE TOAP THE TOAP
They do have a very similar style of speech bubble. Hmm
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Haha!
Top class! :D
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:06, archived)
# tax
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# It's funny because he thinks she's said "How are you enjoying the evening?" or something
but actually she's talking about taxes and Barlow is going deaf from years of performing live music plus he didn't pay his taxes.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Except that it isn't funny.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Maybe the humour is just too highbrow and complex for you
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Hello, jokepics.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Can't argue with the name.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Just testing to see if I can weasel a reply out of him/her.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Testify, brother!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:13, archived)
# The only thing missing is a link to www.jokepics.com
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Or
WWW.LULZPITBULLZ.COM
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(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:22, archived)
# For best cape-wafting, visit
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Yeah, that's a good site. One of my favourites.
But have you heard of www.waftmycape.com? Oh man there's some quality wafting of capes over there. No cloaks either, the don't do smut.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:35, archived)
# You didn't even bother to fix my typo :(
I was going to suggest having a look at www.waftmycape.com, which has a fine superior selection of cape wafting solutions to choose from, but you've disheartened me to such an extent I don't think I'll bother.

Oh, but do try www.waftmycape.com
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Now, why is the first URL blue
and the second one purple, when they are the same?
Edit: Ah, because there is a comma in the first one.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:59, archived)
# I WANT A DONKEY VAGINA DISCOUNT!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:41, archived)
#
No results found for "discount donkey vaginas".

Of course, there will be as soon as google crawls this page :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Lies!
There's 12.7million hits.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Trying the old 'without quotes' trick, eh?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:54, archived)
# It's nice that someone has given a genuine answer
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Oh FFS
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:57, archived)
# I know right, it's totally missing an apostrophe
donkey's vagina
Not
donkeys vagina
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:04, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 0:59, archived)
# I'm glad I could click for bigger....
That completed my world.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Good Aryan genitals
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Show me on the nazi where he touched you..
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# My shrink made us use Nazi toys too!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:01, archived)
# She may be a mercenary but she still rocks a good body!
Boooooooooooooooobs
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:04, archived)
# aye
i still would.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:12, archived)
# all over them
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:24, archived)
# The wings counterbalance the chestities
so her back pain won't be as severe.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:02, archived)
# good Aryan genitals you say?
thank you :)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Kali Ma Shakti de!

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
#
Alright cay
 
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:36, archived)
# fucking L
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Don't L me
I didn't put the L there !
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# STFU L ...I mean Drimble.
HA! o/ ..................(also: WTF?)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Buy me Bonestorm, or go to hell!
*enters name as "THRILLHOU"*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:40, archived)
# quick n dirty
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Given he was on television regularly
Was he a bit thick or something?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# as thick as a gurkhas foreskin
apparently!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:03, archived)
# A quick Kukri circumcision would solve that.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Solves most things i'm told
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:10, archived)
# solves
erections! :0
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:11, archived)
# solves
penis envy
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)
# He is a very norty TV presenter
Sorry to TJ, but I thought it was a while since anyone had made a badge for anything, so I did this for anyone that was around for the Venning earlier today:

This isn't really a proper Venn of course, because the overlaps are connections, not things with common factors.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Have Ven Diagrams ever led to anything good?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Allow me to answer that with a Venn Diagram!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:30, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Nothing about Moggy's return on there. :/
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Ah Simon Munnery
I've seen him live twice. First time, c.2003 he was excellent. Second time, c.2009 he was dire.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:52, archived)
# {:-)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Profiled :)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 7:50, archived)
# What a silly sausage
Twat
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# sausage twats
are the very worst kind!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:20, archived)
# They're both inny AND outy.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:26, archived)
# hahaha
A singularity of sausage and twat. One in one out and the Universe began.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# my belly button used to be an outy!
now i have a bit of fatcuntitis it is an inny!

Therefore, bellybuttons are also twats (or sausages?)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Seen last night in television
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Remind us to never let you meet Moggy.
You might breed and the resulting offspring would end us all.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:20, archived)
# \o \o/ \o o/ \o \o
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:20, archived)
# \o \o/ _o o/ \o \o
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:24, archived)
# \o \o/ _o o/ \o \o
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:31, archived)
# \o \o/ -o, o/ \o \o
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:46, archived)
# \o, \o_o, ,o/\o, \o,
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Is that Anne Robinson?
You are the Weakest Pope, Goodbye.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Popeye - ye = Pope
There's probably a Venn diagram in this...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Right!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Aaarrgghh!!! So it's all true!
imchocked was right all along !!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Ug-ug-ug!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:33, archived)
# ye pope
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Aye Pop
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:45, archived)
# He's Pope-ey the Papal man, oh he's Pope-ey the Papal maaan
He banned contraception
On word from heaven
He's Pope-ey the Papal man.
Toot toot.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Toot toot is the new amen
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# That spinach is actually the body of Our Lord, you know
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Also, what does this make Olive Oyl?
Extra Virgin?

Q&D&seamy EDIT
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# That's very good but
you shouldn't have let Catnippp finish it for you.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:43, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
THE POPE IS IN LEAGUE WITH THE NEO-NAZI ILLUMINATI PLOT TO POISON POPEYE BY INCREASING THE MERCURY LEVELS IN HIS SPINIACH!




www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCITpC0XeF4

.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:01, archived)
# WTFFWT?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:12, archived)
# The link? No idea, I just googled POPEYE CONSPIRACY! and swiped the first youtube link.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# o hai POPEEYE
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:55, archived)
# He (she?) loves pirates

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Well then.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:19, archived)
# hahahahah
More of this!

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:31, archived)
# It's been staring me right in the fucking face!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:34, archived)
# What has?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Kittens are vicious bastards!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Hello mr. dogshit
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Hello Michael Ellis
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:00, archived)
# They must have been terrified
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:02, archived)
# I would've been shitting myself!
...if only to then throw my shitty pants at the cats face!

CaC
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:19, archived)
# You are so hard on our feline friends
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Well... if they just fetched the occasional paper and rolled over on command...
but no... they just lift up their tails and show us their botbots!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
# It's all you deserve.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Top giffage sir!
:)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Cheers, Sir :)
It just dawned on me how to import files in to CS6
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:50, archived)
# I do not need to know how much better CS6 is.
I promised to stop upgrading at CS5, and I have...

*cries*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:53, archived)
# It is seriously fast
I mean effortlessly
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Can you import animated .gifs into CS6 without having to resort to the mongy workaround of importing it as a quicktime movie?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Yep
They open up fine
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# i assume that is a legal copy of CS6?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:08, archived)
# It is
Cheap upgrade, given I am predicting Canon 1DX raw files won't open in CS5
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:13, archived)
# wish i could afford upgrade
:(
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# sleppy teim!
:)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:07, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Oh lord, please don't bring your /links talk over here.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:30, archived)
# HA HA FUCK YOU /BOARD /LINKS 4 EVA
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:39, archived)
# that reminds me of something i read on a blog.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:09, archived)
# /LiFR
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:38, archived)
# /Links Is FReallygood
?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Yep
that's what it says.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:50, archived)
# AICMFP
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha
what?!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Original
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:18, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Can anyone else see "Visit Now!" in the top left corner?
Or is that a sign I need more caffeine?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Hmmm
nope visit now I cant see it visit now myself?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:15, archived)
# *tinfoils*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:17, archived)
# *clingfilms*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:20, archived)
# *seasons and bakes at gas mark 6 for an hour and a half*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:23, archived)
# remember to douse it in it's own fluids regularly.
yum.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:28, archived)
# I'm way ahead of you there.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:56, archived)
# pffffffft
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:14, archived)
# reminds me of a story of a horny midget and a crisp packet
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Nick's always horny.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 19:00, archived)
#
Are you visit now alright Foxworth?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:22, archived)
# It actually says "Visit A loin"
(They can't spell lion evidently)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:24, archived)
# And that's the lion, is it?
I'd feel ripped off if it weren't as dangerous.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Splendid.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:28, archived)
# I'm not too sure what's going on here
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:45, archived)
# it's a fucking ewok
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 23:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:13, archived)
# now I have that theme going through my head
do do
do do do doo

doo do do do dooo do doo dooo dodo doo doo dooooo
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Hahaha
I love Weegie C3PO!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:18, archived)
# eweegie..it's an ancient language
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:21, archived)
# haha, scottish ewok
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:19, archived)
# prollybindun
EDIT: Ooops wrong thread. Nice work Prodigy

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:20, archived)
# people post in others threads all the time
don't apologise
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Well has she got any munchies? I'v got to know..
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Nub-nub!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Out here in the perimeter there are no stars. Out here we is stoned...immaculate.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:37, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:59, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:19, archived)
# 8D

I'll leave this, here.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
# hurrah :)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Sigmund?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Pfft. Now you mention it..
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# I see what you did there
Clever
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)
# but if he avoids tax, he'll have to use other methods to put pictures on a wall, blue tac for example.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Hohoho Chortle chortle
By the way, I'd recommend clicking for bigger above. Only then will you be able to appreciate the mastery of photomanipulation
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:59, archived)
# oh my!
twas magnificent!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Is that Comic sans?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:31, archived)
# No, it's a comic sans his dignity
Har har har
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:48, archived)
# So you've taken a DVD of that TV classic "Avoiding Tax"
and 'shopped Jimmy Carr's name and face on it?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# *drops it like its hot*

drawstarwarsnow or don't, aint no shit
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:41, archived)
# I will try
but I have paint.net

which is fucking shit

i'd probably do better in paint

therefore, I shall render, an starwars space shit in paint.net
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# sweet as
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# My mouse has a fault inhibiting me drawing pictures freehand with a mouse.


The fault is, I'm the one using it :D

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:54, archived)
# awesome falcon, *high fives*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# \o/
yay!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
# One fine falcon there :-)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:09, archived)
# yeah! let's falcon!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Fit for the kessel run..
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Holy Corellian freighter, ManBat!
That's almost photorealistic*, discomeats!

*May not be photorealistic.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:14, archived)
# many bothans died, to bring you this image
fucking bothans, useless bastards

get deathstar plans, die

get some info about evil dudes, die

go to the shops, starts raining, die

no hope for them
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Yes, but have you
TASTED Bothan burger? DELICIOUS!

Coincidence? I'll let you decide...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:53, archived)
# CHEEZE!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:44, archived)
# or a huge grey metal pacmans?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:26, archived)
# I have paint
So have this:
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:08, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:35, archived)
# I see if my tablet will work..
Yay BTW :-)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# bustin'
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Freashly baked :-)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:08, archived)
# fine skills
genuine drama
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:11, archived)
# She's hot to trot..
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:13, archived)
# oh my, she looks so hot when she's off her tits on drugs
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Haha, she likes her spice!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:17, archived)
# she's out in it, innit
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:19, archived)
# "You are a traitor with the rebel alliance!"
"Wabble ba'beh, bleb bleb! BABA BLAH!!"
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# she is confused
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
# I wonder what an R2D2 DOODOO would look like
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:07, archived)
# I no longer wonder what an R2D2 DOODOO would look like
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:09, archived)
# well boss R2 unit
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Beeep blooop blip squeeeeep
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:04, archived)
# looks like one of mine :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:13, archived)
# DESIGNED TO FIT IN
SOMETHING
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Fucking Jawas ran him down.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Chewbacca Dildo
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:18, archived)
# I'm getting much quicker at doing this kind of picture.


I'd be going much more quicker, but that'd be silly.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:11, archived)
# 'much more quicker'?
quicker then
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:16, archived)
# "Much more quicker"... yeah, there's a grammatical error in there, isn't there? ><
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Aren't you a little fox for a stormtrooper?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:17, archived)
# smirky
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:43, archived)
# No drawskillz, TOAP!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:18, archived)
# hahahaha
you beat me this time....
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# It's only a scratch
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Who would have thought people could make such funny Star Wars images?!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Magenta Leader, standing by.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Magenta six going in.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:50, archived)
# did it go in?
negative, negative, he just spuffed on the surface.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Luke, you've turned off
your wanking computer?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Also...
Darth's Mum: Darth, look at your bedsheets..what HAVE you been doing? They're COVERED in Rebel Scum.....
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:57, archived)
#

(Thank you Dick Wonder!! I appreciate your support!!)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Alright Dave.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:36, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:38, archived)
# My initial thought was "Here we go again"...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:45, archived)
# I just logged in to say
^




*sigh*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# ^ this
reneging on a flounce is such poor form
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:46, archived)
# I can't remember, but did we place bets on how soon this would happen?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:42, archived)
# I believe so.
So who won then? They can get the next round in.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Alright, CopterCat?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:46, archived)
# NAH.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:48, archived)
# So is this JJ's other novelty account?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:47, archived)
# *Shake my head from side to side*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:49, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
I don't care what's going on but it amuses me.

edit: I just had toad in the hole for dinner, draw that :p
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:50, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Hello Moggy, will you play nice this time?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:52, archived)
# The prime minister was allowed to approve a proposed tax increase. The worst feeling!!!
FUCK OFF NODA!!!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:54, archived)
# This is my moggy. It's staring at you. I'm not sure if it likes you either?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:00, archived)
# I thought proper it.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Careful now. You'll set him off.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:04, archived)
# PEDRO!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Ultra mod powers confirm this is THE Moggy then?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:18, archived)
# IP is Japan based
other than that I can't be certain
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# o_0
0_o
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Security Question.-
Write a sentence of twelve words or more that makes sense.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Oh Hi Dave.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Fuck
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Shortest chat up line ever :))
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:09, archived)
# You're doing it wrong!
That's coptercat, not Freebase!

In other news, some kind of bomb disposal effort seems to be going on outside my flat. Army blokes and everything pottering about...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Ahahahahah, perfect!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:32, archived)
# And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards B3ta to be born?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:02, archived)
# By the twitching of my thumbs
Something batshit this way comes
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Cor, you spoil us with your sharkspear, moffy.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:27, archived)
# I'm fucking well-read, innit.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Eye of newt, toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Crazy scenes through mental fog,
Watch out B3ta, here comes Mog.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Are you refering to the tv show, a form of transport or the chocolate bar?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:02, archived)
# My sister and I had a board game called taxi when we were kids
It was ok
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Did it come with a scratch and sniff card combining urine, sick, and a worn out magic tree
For the authentic experience!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:14, archived)
# I...I am hungry....
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Offers sea weed stick :-)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:15, archived)
# ...for attention.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Allow me...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:16, archived)
# I thought I'd try and make it a little tastier

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# BEWARE
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:50, archived)
# IT'S STILL GOOD, IT'S GOT MEAT
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Lime jelly eyes.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# could just stick a straw in and suck it all out
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Tedious.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# !!!!!!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:26, archived)
# !!!!!
What?
Toot Toot
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Classic stuff
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# welcome back Moggy ! Good luck !
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:39, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:06, archived)
#

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:18, archived)
# ATTENTION: Mogu, Moggy(Never forgive Michael Ellis), Moggy(Positive Thinking), Sergeant-Moggy, Death Is The Eternal, InsectChild;
Nothing has changed.
Expect the same (or worse).
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
#

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Fucking hell, you're more tedious than I am
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# More venning
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:24, archived)
# He's smoking a pipe!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:29, archived)
# He was a classy smoker
Back in the 70s he presented some TV broadcasts of a handful of classic silent movies. He would do a five minute talk at the beginning, then pop up again for another few words during the intermission. I've got one of these broadcasts on DVD, and you can tell from his demeanour that rather than simply pre-recording his bits he was actually watching the movie along with the audience. During the intermission, he is looking considerably more relaxed and is puffing away on this huge cigar, with a kind of "ah, it's you again" look.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Smoking was a lot more classy in the 70's!
I remeber a childrens tv show in the 70's called How! and one of the presenters used to smoke a pipe while he was on, imagine that happening now!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:57, archived)
# i don't geddit :(
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:32, archived)
# My great grandpa was killed by a chair
he was sitting on it when the nazi bomb exploded the chair, thus killing him.

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:53, archived)
# :(
what's a nazi bomb?

edit - work beckons ;-(
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:55, archived)
# It's a timed device
Got a swossticker in it
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:03, archived)
# that's right!
expensive nazi aircraft drops nazi bomb!

explodes eggs and bacon factory!

But they won't break our resolve!

But then they blew up a resolve factory!

But at this point, one lone G.I. turns up, and uses his nuclear missile to defeat the 50ft tall nazi hitler robot!

but Hitlers body is not found! Some say he duplicated in Brazil or Argentinaland, who knows, perhaps he will return with revenge!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:15, archived)
# KILLER CHAIRS LOL
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:27, archived)
# LOL!!!!!

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Clever! :D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I quite like this as a puzzle format :)
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Nifty.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Oooooh... Sexy
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:44, archived)
# *spluffs*
Beautiful
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:45, archived)
# OOH YOU FUCKING SEXY WOGANS
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:46, archived)
# NOTHING FOR A PAIR!
:O
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Wogan party time!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Yeeeehaaaaaawww!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Straight from the tap! It's like a golden Wogan fountain.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:58, archived)
# I dream of golden Wogan fountains
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:00, archived)
# At my imaginary mansion
All the fountains are golden Wogans.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:03, archived)
# PISS RECURSION
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Pee-petual motion machine!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:16, archived)
# festive
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:02, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:43, archived)
# The way things are, it's getting harder to tell where satire ends and reality begins...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:45, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# yes
I agree with your statement

cheers
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Click.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Frightening
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# funny, because everyone has a traditional well adjusted family with a stable environment and income!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# It's funny how the longer he's in power, the more the 'Dave' schtick slips.
For verily, he is the true heir of Thatcher.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# For me, the big personal differences are
she wasn't brought up with a sense of entitlement instilled in her, and she at least had some contact with and understanding of the working class, even if she often despised them.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:00, archived)
# He raises the same feelings of bile and resentment in me
every time he appears. It does feel like the bad old days all over again.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:04, archived)
# I think in some ways he's worse
but he's a far weaker character, and won't last as long.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:07, archived)
# we should make a song about this
by we, I mean someone other than me.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
# He makes me feel worse than Thatcher ever did....
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Chillingly true.....
For such an amazingly inteligent guy that he is, I can't figure out how he can stand there and come out with some of the most amazing stupid and short sighted ideas that I have ever heard.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:17, archived)
# well, you see, the poor, all poor! I mean, they don't even work in a profit centre of the financial industry, I mean, well, the poor, clearly they aren't even trying!
They Probably didn't even go to a good school that teaches important things, like looking down on the poor and a good dose of fagging! All they know is how to steal cars, I mean stealing cars? for gods sake man, try to steal an economy or bring a 3rd world republic to civil war while you steal their minerals, no idea these folks, just none.

So clearly, in conclusion. The poor. aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!



(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:58, archived)
# THE POOR! I'm supprised he's not thought of death camps yet!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
# He'll be working on it
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Blimey. Let's hope that when Dave sees this he doesn't get any `'big ideas"...
:D

(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Just an FMI....
Where did you post this first? as it's been on my friends facebook wall since yesterday. (Tag intact)
Just curious because it would be nice if you posted it on your wall and it spread out naturally that way.... however now if you say that your FB wall was the only place I shall never believe it and will think you are pandering to my hopes of such a co-inkydink.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 22:25, archived)
# I posted on Twitter (via Twitpic)
I don't use Facebook.

Sorry for late reply!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Hahaha..
But also *sad*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Awww...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# *weeps*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# That Pat Butcher is such a slag...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:29, archived)
# :(
The slowness of tortoises, it is a saddening thing.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# 40 years without a shag.
Poor guy.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Makes it sound like he was married all his life...
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Poor fella. Life must have dealt you a REALLY shit hand to be called "Lonesome George".
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Do you think he was called Lonesome even when he was young?
Like, none of the other tortoises would talk to him?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Maybe he went from Apathetic George, to Withdrawn George, finally to Lonesome George.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:54, archived)
# It looks like
*puts on sunglasses*

She's turtley late.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Musta shelled out quite a lot for that make-up.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:39, archived)
# *fingerguns*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# By the time that slow bint arrived there was only this rather suspect fellow left.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Holy pissbiscuits!
He's gonna blow!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:46, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:47, archived)
# The tragedy!!
Hahaha
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:49, archived)
# fucking shell
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Awwwwwwww.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 19:44, archived)
# aw......
poor George.
(, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 17:57, archived)

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