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The London Christmas party

Same plan as last year and same venue as they seemed able to cope and had lovely beers.

From clairebare
So general consensus is that we are doing a tasteless, random secret Santa, this means everyone who loves the cheap consumerism of our lord Jesus's birthday can bring a wrapped, lovingly chosen item of pure tat (in accordance with our tradition here at b3ta) which we will randomly give to a joyful recipient via the medium of a large sack (snigger).
CHEAP TATTY SHIT EXCHANGE! IT'LL BE LIKE SWAPSHOP REBORN. i might even dress as ~~Noel Edmonds~~ Santa.
Come one, come all, take some shit home to remember us!

Rosie has the follwing to say and wants you all to know

I phoned the porterhouse and they won't let me make a reservation for that day, so we need to bagsy an area. If people are getting there early then they might like to go and bagsy the area we were in last year, The lady on the phone said 4pm would be a good arrival time as it would be fairly quiet still, but also the people with lunch reservations would probably be gone: the latest reservation she has for that day is 2pm.
So there you go, people might like to have the info so that whoever is getting there early knows what they need to do!

Fenris has found some where cheap to stay
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/4734#post6900

Wed 20 Dec 2006, all day

The Porter House [map]

The London Christmas party

Going: Fish,, sprinkles, Flapjack, Fenris, French Toast, Gizmo.mp3, Malchick, riverghost, comrade yannovski, rosie posie, ImNotRightBotheredMe, moohalaa, Whythebigpaws?, Godzuki, Sheep in Socks, TN, Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, rnuk, chenobble, jim_bob, The Teviot Moose, L-Space, Clairebare, icklepeach, Jobe, scott,, SpringySunshine, stompyfooted, SuperMatt, Bohica, bierbelly, crazyjude, bill, Goatworrier, baldmonkey, manolith, Mr. Tea, Sunburnt Tiger, Woking Girl, blinder, WormuIus, Rubymurray, urbane legend, TFD, The Cat's Mother, Tequilaboy, pregnantfridge, Blue Star, MONO!, Raphael, flurokitty, gingerclaire, Enigmatic, Scoopzilla, Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation?, Damion, spangolin, tfs, Nobody Likes, FoldsFive, drivesalive o, .spanky, Reid, biscuitbiscuit, Donkey Gums, OldWhit, tumph, bof, downhill without brakes, Woodgie, unintendo, OneMightDoIt, eatmypiano, YoungWhit, Fuzzy_Jangle (75 people).

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Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Thu 27 Jul 2006, 16:57, Reply)

Fucking London :(

At least we can all beat up Sprinkles I guess.

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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 17:09, Reply)

London is a bit of a cock to get to for alot of folk so it is sort of fair

I will be traveling up from zomerset.

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Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Thu 27 Jul 2006, 17:12, Reply)

Why not make it fairer by aving it someone EASY for a lot of folk to get to then?

/obvious question

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 27 Jul 2006, 17:14, Reply)

This

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 17:17, Reply)

you fat homo

come to London

we can tour Soho

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WormuIus, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:58, Reply)

suggest somewhere

I thought of brum seeing as it is the in the middle. One problem is brum is rubbish and I now longer live there.

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Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Thu 27 Jul 2006, 17:23, Reply)

Because there are no motorways, major trainlines or airports anywhere near London

How about... Martlesham?

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 17:30, Reply)

^ This

The notion that any other city is easier to get to is ridiculous.

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TN, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 17:37, Reply)

Maybe to get TO...

Just not to get INto, and to park, and to not spend a gazillion pounds

Fish: Brum is lovely I moved up here! Depends who you're with and where you go, the same as any city :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:04, Reply)

get the train, thicky.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 18:58, Reply)

where is easier to get to than London?

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 23:18, Reply)

easy to get to

its far easier to get to your own house than london. so i suggest we all stay where we are and find some medium to communicate from there. like...erm...oh

(Dreadful Scathe, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 11:00, Reply)

it can't be somewhere where it's easy for everyone to get to.

i suppose you could get a list of everynoe who wants to go, and then work out the easiest place for the majority of those to get to.
or you could make it possible for people to create their own bashes.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 19:00, Reply)

I still say Norwich ftw ;)

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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 17:14, Reply)

Rubbish.

London's a piece of piss to get to from anywhere in the country. Just because it's a long way doesn't mean it's difficult.

And there are more places to stay.

And the porterhouse is a great pub.

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 6 Aug 2006, 18:39, Reply)

I went there just last wednesday.

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rosie posie tingly bongly, Sun 6 Aug 2006, 18:52, Reply)

i walked past it on Saturday night

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 14:18, Reply)

I'm there right now!*

*post may contains lies
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Jobe, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:16, Reply)

I LIVE THERE!

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rosie posie tingly bongly, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 16:26, Reply)

i built it out of stem cells

from my umbilical cord
BEFORE I WAS BORN

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 16:29, Reply)

I AM it!
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 17:10, Reply)

I left a suspious stain in it

it now shares my DNA

therefore I win

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 23:03, Reply)

Bummed it.

Hope you liked.

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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:01, Reply)

The painter Constable was actually born and raised above a barber's shop

where the poterhouse now stands.

/FACT

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 14:55, Reply)

I travelled to Australia

I win
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:02, Reply)

I've been at bashes

in Australia, New Zealand, Poland, Germany, Czech Republic, California, England and of course Scotland.

Its has officially been recorded that I am the most internationally travelled for bashes.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 8:43, Reply)

Hehehe not that I'm saying you can't beat me but

I spent seven years as a roadie. I haven't done Russia of any polar caps:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:32, Reply)

~~beat up~~ rape

*expects*

Also, you lot; London isn't exactly hard to get to...
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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:31, Reply)

I very much look forward to seeing you all there.

(French Toast, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 17:17, Reply)

Yay!

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 14:19, Reply)

I absolutley would come to this,

if it weren't midweek when I have no childcare :(

Any chance of reorganising it for the Saturday following?
*flutters eyelashes*

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ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 22:22, Reply)

Too close to christmas though.

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rosie posie tingly bongly, Sun 6 Aug 2006, 18:38, Reply)

You have to remember to reserve the area though if lots of people are going.

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rosie posie tingly bongly, Sun 6 Aug 2006, 18:36, Reply)

I will see what can be done

I might wait and see if more than 7 of us sign up.

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Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Sun 6 Aug 2006, 18:46, Reply)

Fine, sign me up.

If I absolutely have to see you bunch of perfumed pansies again

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 6 Aug 2006, 18:37, Reply)

Oooo, ooo me too! It's been years since my last bash and that was in Oz!

Also I run a backpackers hostel in Earls Court (15 mins away from the site by tube). I'm sure I can sort out something with the owner about getting cheap rates for anyone who needs it (tenner of something).

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 14:50, Reply)

That sounds like a fine idea to me...

As I would be in need of crash space for this. Perhaps I should bring a friend of mine as well who lives in London.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 1 Oct 2006, 21:00, Reply)

PROBABLY.

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rosie posie tingly bongly, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:38, Reply)

~~PROBABLY.~~ WITH BELLS ON.

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Jobe, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:16, Reply)

I'm going to come to this.

So you better not all be a set of cunts. Taht London is a far away place for me to go to.

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 15:41, Reply)

I'll save ya kitten.

Seriously. I'll try and sort out a cheap rate at the backpackers I run.
I'll even decorate spekkle B3ta rooms!
Plus it'll make the taxi sharing easier for me on the way back loads cheaper :)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 16:51, Reply)

Hurrah for hostels!

I'd like to stay there, if possible. Ta.

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 13:27, Reply)

I'm going to donate the child to the needy for christmas.

Count me in.

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ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Mon 14 Aug 2006, 16:04, Reply)

I feel I should leave a message.

I am definitely coming to this.

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Malchick, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 0:29, Reply)

this will be great

My first meeting of other b3tans, too.

I don't live far from the area (east end) so it's going to be easy.

*looks forward to a big warm christmassy b3ta thing*

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moohalaa, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 17:42, Reply)

i live east too

yay!

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 16:30, Reply)

And me!

We win.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 18:19, Reply)

Sod it, I'll go

It'll be a good occcasion to mock Flappers for being ginger.

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 14:53, Reply)

You'd better be limber and oiled

Either that or bring lots of cotton wool to sttaunch the bleeding.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 7:51, Reply)

Why the big bastard not..

They serve Chillier which is very good, thatâ€™s a good enough excuse; Iâ€™ll be the one in the corner looking afraid.

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Sheep in Socks it is illegal to take a lion to the cinema., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:24, Reply)

Eek, my first bash.

My anus may regret this...

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 10:12, Reply)

Will crash space be available?

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iEC: Redux Hands up., Fri 29 Sep 2006, 21:27, Reply)

It's round the corner from the West End

there are loads of doorways to kip in and snuggle among the tramps.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 14:11, Reply)

Hmm.

This is a tempting idea if I can't find some cheap yoof hostel. I'd like to go, but I can't really afford any fancy pants expensive accommodation.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 23:31, Reply)

Yay!

I wanna come to this :)

*books time off work*

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icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 14:18, Reply)

Come to Guildford too :D

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Dekazer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 23:18, Reply)

okays :)

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icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 12:24, Reply)

Haha

Since you've done that once now... I'll be in London this week, so maybe lunch!

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Dekazer, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:14, Reply)

i shall make it this time

i missed out on far too much not making the last xmas bash.

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 14:21, Reply)

I expect so

Fish, how are you getting there from Somerset?

/Weston-super-Mare

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 14:34, Reply)

no idea

probably drive maybe train. I need to make sure I will have the time off work first.

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Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Sat 7 Oct 2006, 20:43, Reply)

I suppose I should put my name down.

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Jobe, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 15:53, Reply)

And I done gone made

a picture to advertise the bash. I am a fucking creative genius.

It's here.

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Jobe, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:00, Reply)

They've used your picture of the Christmas otter!

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Jobe, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 20:02, Reply)

I know!

Wooooooooo!

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Jobe, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 20:02, Reply)

YES.

this is now the Xmas Bash featuring rnuk.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:49, Reply)

Huzzah!

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Jobe, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 20:02, Reply)

YOU LUCKY BASTARDS!

I WILL FUCKING BE THERE!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:18, Reply)

*notifies the police, local schools and childrens' sports teams*

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moohalaa, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:05, Reply)

wooooooooo!

(police sirens)

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 12:39, Reply)

yeah, im coming

stick that up your pipe and smoke it

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 17:08, Reply)

Yayzers!

I shall fondle your beard if you're lucky.

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rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 16:19, Reply)

Woop woop,

dat's da sound of Mr. Tea getting excited by the prospect of the Christmas bash!

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 18:21, Reply)

Excellent!

I love you.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:16, Reply)

I shall be there

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WormuIus, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 14:58, Reply)

I want to come to this

Edit: No way that I can afford this, yay for being poor.

Hey ho

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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 0:06, Reply)

I'm getting there early,

as I may be getting a late train home on the day rather than kipping over, so I'll try to bag us an area.

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 8:56, Reply)

Yeah i'll come

I wont be there for 4pm though, but I'll come straight after work ( I work near the Barbican centre)

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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 8:01, Reply)

wear somthing Cock themed

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WormuIus, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:33, Reply)

I don't own anything cock themed

I've now booked the day off work, and the day after, and I am in the process of booking a hotel.

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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:13, Reply)

I'm very tempted,

but I see the the Strand Palace that I stayed at last time has doubled the cost of the room. Probably because of the state I left it last year. What with all the faeces and that.

Any advice on cheap and localish places to crash welcomed.

[edit] Can't make it. Sorry to disappiont everybody. Because clearly you all should be.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:02, Reply)

I'll be there in the afternoon

Who else will be there before, say, 7ish?

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Woking Girl, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:20, Reply)

I don't think pubs open that early.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:56, Reply)

Anyone have any idea how early The Porterhouse opens?

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:08, Reply)

Found a link :)

Opens at 11am on weekdays!

What time are the first people likely to be getting there?
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Cap'n Tallbeard, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:12, Reply)

I'm tempted

But it'll be my first one.

And if you lot are as horrible in real life as you are on /talk I'll cry, big time.

And I won't kow who anyone is and everything...
*sniff*

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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:32, Reply)

Don't worry.

After the raping and the faeces hurling it settles down into a punch up.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:56, Reply)

This

and we only use the sandy lube on newbies, so you'll be OK

Oh, Mr Rocket, while I'm not sure whether I'm coming or not, I can promise you that you will know who we are. There will be B3ta logos on the tables anyway. And you can't miss Flapjack. I for one welcome our Dutch satanic overlord.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 15:31, Reply)

It is also cutsomary for folk to put photos in their profiles a week or so before

just to make things easier

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Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Fri 3 Nov 2006, 23:54, Reply)

I only found you guys because I recognised KB's hat

The photos-in-profiles idea is a good one though

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 22:27, Reply)

I'll be wearing a carnation in my buttonhole

and a goat's skull on my grotesquely-painted head.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 12:17, Reply)

Rented Eyeballs

When I first read your post, I could have sworn it said, "I'll be wearing a carnation in my butthole", which I thought was pretty ace... :)

I shall consult the great oracle to see about getting our sweet selves to said pub on the appointed date.

(Elle Toupee, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:34, Reply)

Anything to please

*winces as it goes in*

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:42, Reply)

i saw a film like that once

but it was a rose stem

and it wasn't you it was a laydee

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:25, Reply)

It was me

before the operation.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 8:38, Reply)

YES!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 10:42, Reply)

I HAVE INTERNETTED

The Rose Court Hotel looks to be the cheapest and still within ten minutes' walk, forty-five pounds a night. Sixty seems to get a twin, so if you can share you're even better off.

Otherwise, there are plenty of cheap hotels around Victoria which is only ten minutes away on the bus or a half-hour walk.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 15:41, Reply)

I'm seriously thinking of taking the afternoon off for this one

as I know so many people who are going.

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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 6 Nov 2006, 20:26, Reply)

Oooh

If you're going, I might be able to convince my parents to let me go with you (if that's alright).

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ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 22:53, Reply)

Oh, that'd be nice :)

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Malchick, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 22:16, Reply)

I'll let you know closer to the time.

Depends on work, money & stuff but it should be OK. Which is the nearest train station to you?

/edit, right, I've booked the afternoon off work and H-B said he'd do me an 'I'm with the ginger' T-shirt specially for the occasion.

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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 8 Nov 2006, 12:33, Reply)

No problem!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:22, Reply)

In the diary

Rarely post, should do more but not in the same line of work as you guys, triumph on the Virgin thing, only as Mr Letch Beard himself is well known to my family and i seriously made a damp patch in my jeans scrolling through the entries! Bringing my destitute partner who wont know what the fuck is going on but a great designer and stuck in shit roles, maybe you guys could send her in the right filth ridden mind directions????? TTFN

(Tequilaboy, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 2:00, Reply)

I have no idea what that was about

but I'm sure it'll be marvellous.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 8:38, Reply)

I'm a little scared...

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Jobe, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:26, Reply)

I'm slightly turned on...

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 20:53, Reply)

I might come

but then again I might not

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MONO!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:19, Reply)

I think you should go

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MONO!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 17:17, Reply)

yes maybe I do too

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MONO!, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 17:17, Reply)

maybe

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:44, Reply)

Go oonnnnn.

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Malchick, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 17:17, Reply)

Go on.

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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:27, Reply)

gowaaaan

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 16:41, Reply)

Sounds fun!

I mainly lurk, but it's local and I'd quite like to meet you all.

(Raphael, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:25, Reply)

Don't lie

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MONO!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 14:51, Reply)

Me?

I wouldn't dare!

(Raphael, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:49, Reply)

I will hopefully be able

to get to this one :)

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flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:50, Reply)

Hurrah

I really hope I get the time off work

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Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:59, Reply)

Woohoo

I think you should come in fancy dress.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 12:54, Reply)

why me?

and what would you like me to dress up as?

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flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 24 Nov 2006, 22:39, Reply)

nawty nurse outfit is always popular

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 23:51, Reply)

No particular reason, nothing personal

How about a pirate? You could start a great trend. In twenty years' time, all the regulars' children will be going to the b3ta Christmas pirate bash and they'll have you to thank.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 7:58, Reply)

***NEWS JUST IN***

I'm finishing work early especially. Just who else is getting to the pub early?

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Jobe, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 22:29, Reply)

I'll probably be there mid-afternoon

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 12:55, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M REALLY EXCITED THOUGH YES

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rosie posie tingly bongly, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 17:28, Reply)

I can get there from about 2pm onwards

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iEC: Redux Hands up., Fri 24 Nov 2006, 22:13, Reply)

Whenever

Early, as I'll go back that evening

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 20:10, Reply)

this

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:45, Reply)

I don't know if I'm going yet

I suppose I should or you'll have a rubbish time

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MONO!, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 6:34, Reply)

i shall be there mid afternoon too

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 9:59, Reply)

rhcpaul and I are leaving Portsmouth about 11 on a TRAIN so we should be there 1ish or 2ish. Hopefully.

You cunt.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 11:07, Reply)

C!
U!
N!
T!

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Jobe, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 17:48, Reply)

I shall be there from about 6ish

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:49, Reply)

I'm changing my train to get into KX just after 12,

factoring in a dash back to N8, trowelling some slap on, & getting to the pub, I'd guess we'll be there by about 2pm. Which means I will most likely be ferociously drunk by about 5pm.

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ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:59, Reply)

Looking at these replies, I'll aim to be there roundabout 2pm

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:23, Reply)

:)

5 2.15
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Jobe, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 17:49, Reply)

That depends on how many of you buy me drinks.

I'm on a limited budget.
Will dance for drinks.

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ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:53, Reply)

Noted.

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Jobe, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 17:20, Reply)

See also: me.

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rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 13:44, Reply)

I'll be there early

as I won't be going home too late.

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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 20:57, Reply)

If I can make it I will either drive up and leaved my car in wycombe

or train it all the way in the morning or if I have to work I might be able to get there for 7pm

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Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 18:30, Reply)

I have taken the entire day off.

I plan to be rat-arsed as soon as physically possibly*

*or maybe a little later.

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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 23:14, Reply)

I plan to join you in this

Since I have a three-hour journey home in which to sober up

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 20:07, Reply)

sorry I have to drop out

I am in Nottingham until the 22nd of December

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 21:30, Reply)

YAR!

I shall be in London and in attendance

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 21:48, Reply)

Gents - I have sourced some where to stay again

Try the Generator Hotel - Click
Very cheap and not too far from the pub Map

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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 9:45, Reply)

Also

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/4734#post6540

It's looming. Three weeks.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 14:29, Reply)

I'm only going to show up if Mykey does.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 16:54, Reply)

stop teasing

you know he won't

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:06, Reply)

there won't be enough room

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in London

he'll have to wait till they push the green belt out a bit more

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 10:55, Reply)

That's why he's moving to Aberdeen

;)

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:38, Reply)

I think he has an interview

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WormuIus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 16:56, Reply)

I'M FUCKING COMING TO THIS

YOU SHITS!

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:35, Reply)

woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoow

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 10:54, Reply)

I'll be there :)

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FoldsFive, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:50, Reply)

Yup

I shall be coming to this. Crash space and a couple of days off work have been booked... now I just need to know where to find the hangover cures and I will be sorted.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:30, Reply)

I am going to make

an effort to get here for this one, even if it is just for a short while, but long enough to have a word in Sprinkle's shell like.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:24, Reply)

bah

Bob Kerr's Whoopee Band are playing that night.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:35, Reply)

Huh

I don't even know you people...

but I'll come anyway hahahahah

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:36, Reply)

Ohh bugger, ah cannae make at like :-(

as I have literally no money, and the last train back to Ipswich is at some stupid time like 8 o'clock, so it's hardly worth a 5-hour round trip.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 0:20, Reply)

plus you've just been arrested

so no overtime at the supermarket

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:41, Reply)

BAD Clairebare!

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:58, Reply)

last one I went to

Was in Soho at the 2 Floors.

I can't remember much apart from being on my best haviour and belming like a spastic, taking pictures of tits and thumbwars with Clairebear.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:06, Reply)

NOT GOING NOT GOING NOT GOING

Much as you're all ace n ting, I can't afford Â£30 on the train. Sorry

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 23:05, Reply)

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:41, Reply)

Yeah I know

:( indeed

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Cap'n Tallbeard, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:01, Reply)

I would go

But

A) I'm not going to go down to london.
B) I hate you all.

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:12, Reply)

if it wasnt cheaper to fly to hong kong than get a cheapday saver i would

www.conspiracycarols.com/?userid=e43d98f883db4d47c459a7e_20061218
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nocturne72, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:48, Reply)

Balls...

...this woulda been awesome. Especially if I'd been there. Stupid not-giving-me-the-afternoon-off-so-close-to-Christmas-management-CUNTS.

Boo hiss.

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<somethingfunny> hasn't said anything funny since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:33, Reply)

Would love to but

some of us pretend to work for a living.

Plus the Porterhouse is an absolute pig of a place for large parties.

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 17:28, Reply)

It was fine last year. We just took over a large part of it.

Was grand.

Oink.

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Jobe, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 16:01, Reply)

I haven't got a crappy gift yet

/No ideas blog

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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 23:18, Reply)

I wasn't going to bother but then I wandered into a pound shop and found out all the great bits of tat the world has to offer.

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rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 1:41, Reply)

I'm bringing a present I bought Mrs Eddache which it turned out she already had.

And no, it's not a rabbit vibrator.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 9:22, Reply)

Yeah, I think I'm going to stop off at the 99p stores in Edmonton

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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 0:56, Reply)

something from you desk?

your grandmas antique necklace?

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 12:28, Reply)

~~antique~~ pearl
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 14:13, Reply)

i would come,

but i'm in court on sex offence charges. sorry.

(mcgandhi doesn't like flange, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 3:00, Reply)

I'm on my way NOW!

WOOT HOW EXCITING

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 10:28, Reply)

i'm just about to jump on a train too

yay

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 11:33, Reply)

Me also..what time you all arriving?

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Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 11:48, Reply)

Any of you ppl need beds?

I got a couple beds going spare atm. I hardly ever murder ppl with axes these days too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 12:25, Reply)

god save us all.

catch you later.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:20, Reply)

I'm brings a duvet to hide under!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 13:33, Reply)

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