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This is a link post Nadine Dorries & the evangelical cuntwhore. These wizard worshippers think a 'womb blob' is worth more than a Woman
Hope the fucking moron dies in the jungle from septicaemia
Also the whole documentary is worth a gander just to marvel at the sheer retardation of god squadders - teaching kids the earth was made in 7 days etc ..ffs
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This is a normal post Cheers, Ears.
I missed that Dispatches, but meant to watch. Then forgot.
[edit] though it makes me sad that the second nutter they speak to at that demonstration comes from Bristol :(
[EDIT EDIT] This bit made me smile, however: youtu.be/2gqhlRdOxJg?t=31m50s
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't do a sad.
I'm sure there were plenty of other nutters left in Bristol whilst they were on their outting.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *doublesads*

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post well it was,
there are only 7 days to make it in, count 'em...

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Seven, right there. And then you run out of fingers.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post *weeps at the scale of the rant he needs to write in order to even feel 0.5% better about things*

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This is a normal post I'm watching the whole thing now,
it's like Brasseye, it's ridiculous.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post There's nothing more dangerous than the wrong idea in the wrong head.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post A horse with knives instead of a mane

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This is a normal post a bull in a landmine shop

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This is a normal post A school swimming pool filled with paedophiles armed with erection activated nuclear warheads.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post A giraffe fucking a orangutag

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This is a normal post "Civilization will not attain perfection until the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest."

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post the last stone wouldn't be very high up though would it,
I don't think he's thought this one through.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That priest might not see it and trip over and get a hurty knee.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post and then a lorry delivering plate glass stops just in time...
OR DOES IT?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
indeed.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It could be a tiny, tiny priest...

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You know I've quoted that one a few times before
but only today did I think exactly that! I rationalised the last stone could be some sort of megalith which would topple over, like Stonehenge squashing a druid.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Whilst the rantings of Dawkins etc can appear insensitive to the meek and innocent subscribers of magical beliefs -the fact is,that religious opinion should have no place whatsoever in the public/political forum and if the arrogance of 'militant atheism' is the only weapon available, then we should resign ourselves to equipping ourselves with its armoury and ridicule ,mock and belittle every fucking loon who dares to utter the word of the lord ,Allah or Gandalf with any degree of authority. its time to tell them all to go fuck themselves.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Dawkins spent too much time finding the reasons why religion sucks,
and not enough time reminding us why science is cool.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Absofuckinlutely agree with bonnie_prince_bob

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This is a normal post "Man will never truly be free until the last King is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."

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This is a normal post If there's any justice in the world
somebody will feed her to a dingo.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a link post The DLT literary backlash begins...
Long time lurker etc...
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This is a normal post Hello Lenny

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post come on, we've got to be days away from the revelation
of Edmunds' and Chegwin's spitroasting parties
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a little know fact that his real full name is
Dave Lettuce & Tomato

(Thankyou Viz)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post and a nice squirt of mustard*
*man custard
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I enjoyed this as much as Viz's revelation that Telly Savalas's real name was Television Savalas.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he wear 'Fila' tracksuits like the salivating savilator?

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This is a normal post
www.dont-start-me-off.com/CelebInfo.php?celeb_id=364
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This is a normal post Got to be Jim Davidson next.

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This is a link post Black Friday ........ Japan style.
I think they might be serious contenders for the British 'queuing crown'
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This is a normal post No description
Outside a football stadium for some event, or the latest Iphone?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Attempt to break the bukkake world record.
At the front of the queue is Pissflaps, covered in almost a metric tonne of congealing man-porridge.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a feeling the phrase 'challenge accepted' might be coming up soon.
Pissflaps in 'Man Fat Tsunami'
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post must be something about islands near continental land masses with maritime climates that makes for good queuing

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This is a normal post Not the Irish tho'

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post doesn't count

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This is a normal post I was in a queue with an Irish friend not long ago
There was one person getting served in front of us, we had only been waiting about 30 seconds, and he was already nearly spitting blood.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post We also both have history of running about the countryside with massive cutlery lopping off the heads of people that offend us.

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This is a link post We Are Computer I made this!
We love, hate, live, die, trust, obey, want, need the computer!
2 minute video from a new track of mine

Enjoy!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post OK Computer.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This Can Robotic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEk1qHUlL9Y
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post fook yes!
haven't heard that before..loves a bit of Vibert!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post skills!

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks :)

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely!
Great tune too.

/edit you might enjoy this, soundcloud.com/doctor-moody/rock-it-surgery-drmoody-live?utm_campaign=timeline&utm_content=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fdoctor-moody%2Frock-it-surgery-drmoody-live&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=soundcloud it is a live mix my mate did of one of his albums.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post woah that's pumped up mix!
cheers for the link :)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 1:49, Reply)
This is a link post Neither
ghostly nor a ball gown if you ask me. Also, bonus Savile horrors: www.amazon.co.uk/Ghostly-Ball-Gown-Size-Clothing/dp/B002TF1FP8/
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Terrible product. The zip at the front is far too fiddly.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post hauntingly beautiful

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It might be a lobster ghost..
and they're balls aren't as glamorous as ours!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ghost of Savile approves of this ball gown

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Why aren't ghosts naked?
How the fuck do their clothes pass into the afterlife?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
shoes have soles

*groans*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post * /\ hands coat and manbag*/\

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This is a link post Look at him go!
The happiest penguin ever. Utter, utter floof.
PaC be damned!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Good performance

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Or the coldest penguin.

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This is a normal post Hello again!
www.b3ta.com/links/890365
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This is a normal post nah he's been penetrated by the gosh of zebedee

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not happy, he's having a seizure and all the other penguins and zoo staff are ignoring him, hoping he dies because he's a cunt.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post he is a cunt
he's called Kelvin. What an utter cunt.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Kelvins are always cunts.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post As someone who spends a lot of time staring at penguins
I can confirm this is indeed the case
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This is a normal post That's not snow

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This is a normal post Even better with metal
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iQ93L0jV6c
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This is a normal post One day a penguin will learn to fly

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post PanC
A cat would never... etc

CaC
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a link post I would need some help
with this picture...
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Try moving your fingers down,
on to the keyboard,
and typing "hello".

You're welcome.

/Edit - I apologise, you have been taking part... Nice to meet you, chap :-)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
fellow ;)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post He said hello yesterday!
YOYOYO OLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *CHEST BUMPS*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I must have been reading quietly, lol
Yo SKELMEISTER! *Nipple tweaks* How you doing, big boy?
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This is a normal post Yes mate all is good ! revising like a biatch.
*handshakes* www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzFZgBKXFLw



and yourself?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The girls at my primary school used to do that
Except they'd sing/chant in time.

I be ok, though tired. My alcoholic, sorry, Scottish housemates were drinking till late. I think I'd finally been asleep an hour when one of them burst in my room, waking me up.

"What the fuck do you want?", I gently enquired
"Have you got any cider I can have?", she posed
"What the fuck? No, fuck off!", was my razor sharp retort.

She had the gall to look shocked for a second before leaving. I've seen signs she's about today but she hasn't come and spoken to me. This may be because she's not used to being told "no", or it may be the spin cycle I put the washing machine on at 8am with cutlery all over the top.

What really took the piss was that this was 0150, and the shop over the road shuts at 0200...
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Fair play to you!!!!
I empathise, I used to have house mates like that. Except mine were called parents. You should go and buy the cheapest nastiest white cider you can and lace it with laxatives for next time. :D
I'm just gonna pop out and see what this police comissioner business is about. It seems like a bit of a joke to me.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that sounds like a plan!!
*Handshakes* www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzFZgBKXFLw
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That top image can't be the original,
the sun's reflection is in the wrong place.

I can tell by the pixels me.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off cunt
Just because you post a few two word replies, doesn't stop you from being a spammer.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That's our Mr Shit- harsh but fair.
...wait until his mate "deluxe" turns up.
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This is a normal post HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Excuse me?
What should I say about this and what do I have to do with a random new user at b3ta? I mean, really?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Good ole' Mr shit, he gives us lemonade on weekends, then we pass out for a while, we normally walk home funny afterwards.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I STILL CAN'T GET THE POTATO OUT!!!!

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh bugger, he said we were having mashed potato for lunch tomorrow.

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This is a normal post That's some powerful felching you'll be doin' then.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny pictures
but when will the internet start improving our individual, economic, political, and spiritual conditions????
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a link post Drunk Swed.
Really how is this even possible? it's a fuckin' Segway.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Drunk's wed?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Swed?
Is that like a Turni?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post mangel wurze

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post minge worshi

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This is a link post Meat Weapons by Dimitri Tsykalov. NSFW
Hur hur hur...meat weapons.

Seriously made me feel sick.

NSFW for some meaty boobage, NSFV* for bloody meat.

*vegetarians.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I see you posed for him
www.dimitritsykalov.com/#meat
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post stearoid abuse ? what me?
www.dimitritsykalov.com/#meat
hhmmm no not hat but in the meat section number 6
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a link post Another arrest
Who could it be?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post And they haven't even started on /talk yet.
Many more arrests to come once they do.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Dave Lee Travis apparently.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright Phillip Schofield.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Noel Edmonds.

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This is a normal post Swapcock.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post We can only hope and pray

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Noel is actually a really nice bloke, it wasn't his fault his wife an off with her pilates instuctor.
Helens mum bought me an ice cream once, and Olivia (Noels daughter) was one of my first romances. He used to live just down the road from me, he had this wednesday drinking club, he got sick of pub prices so he built a pub inside his daughters riding school on his land. The bar was free then. Nice guy . Although he used to tell really shit jokes to the girls in the newsagents.
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This is a normal post Cilla Black.
You heard it here first.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprise surprise.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post A lora lora muff.

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This is a normal post Haha!

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Tony Blackburn.
Please let it be Tony Blackburn.
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This is a normal post
www.itv.com/news/story/2012-11-15/man-arrested-by-savile-police/
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This is a normal post Fucking hell.
The BBC should stand for Blatantly Buggering Children.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that they should just leave childrens programming to al jazeera.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Unnamed 73-year-old man
is that Lord Mc Alpine?

*gets coat*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes! Yes!
and thrice Yes! Now if they catch on to me forgetting to pay my TV license i can pretend i was boycotting the beeb and refusing to give them money for their legal bills.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a link post 100,000 stars
Explore our stellar neighbourhood. Science!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post This is really fucking cool.
And I encourage you to see it *.

* But after that, you can stop using Chrome and go back to Opera, please.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post My browser bloody well does support WebGL thank you very much.
Stop trying to get me to install Chrome, I don't want it.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post But it's made by Teh Googles
Teh Googles is your friends.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post True
In the same way that Microsoft, Apple and NatWest are our friends. Group hugs!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Natwest recently decided they were going to stop sending me paper statements
Given their problems earlier this year I told them where to put that idea.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Trash folder?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha...
i trust the googles
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fuckin lovely
I for one welcome our google overlords.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
but who's stolen Wolf 359?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that!
Seeing the names of the local stars really reminds me of playing Elite as a kid...
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This
I remember Barnards Star and Fomalhaut with particular fondness.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The Barnards Star - Sol run was agreeably profitable

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Spent most of my time trading between Eta Cass. and AC+79° 3888
Yes I did just Google the star map, why do you ask?
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This is a normal post Eve Online
Is the evolution of Elite/Frontier for the modern world. Steep learning curve though.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been reminiscing with Oolite
www.oolite.org/about
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post *saves for later*

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This is a link post Tragic story, makes me sad to be Irish

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's made all my Irish friends (and me) very angry.
One of many articles here.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Have a read of this
www.irishexaminer.com/features/x-case-and-the-letter-of-the-law-184761.html
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Gawd, fascinating.
...and horrific, obviously.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I have been so angry about a public issue in my life

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post disgrace that stuff like this happens.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post it's absolutely fucking heartbreaking
and I hope it haunts all those responsible to their graves
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post This is one of the many reasons why Catholicism and their belief system should be outlawed.
Bunch of medievil idiots.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post along with the rest of them
If you're going to ban one group of hypocritical bigots, you might as well ban the lot of them
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post this is unfair on medievle idiots

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Religion
pisses everyone off again
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ironically, this may just be a nail in the coffin of such laws.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Superstitious twunts

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
while the insidious Catholic culture of our past does lie at this things roots, it's a political failure going back years, scared right-wing governments unwilling to do anything, repeated weakly worded, piss-poor referenda (we love those fuckers over here, government blames public, or vica-versa, if anything fucks up as a result; no-one wins) leading to inertia.

This woman's horrific death has hit a nerve, and a planned demo and march on the Dáil (parliament) on Saturday will hopefully be huge, with no cunts coming to get nasty or violent, that's all we need for the hand-wringing moral fuckwits.

Talking here to other readers rather than OP, methinks. Off now for a fag and a calm down.
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This is a normal post I plan to march Saturday

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
most definitely.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure you take some eggs to throw
I'll give you 500 bonus internet points if they're fertilized (by a rooster you sick bastard).
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Gay pride march?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ignires

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a link post Half man half biscuit

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This is a normal post 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd

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This is a normal post
there's nothing better than drawing on the sole of your slipper with a biro
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a link post Dara O'Brien on technology

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post erm

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post go on
spit it out
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry
That was my Dara O'brian impression.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounded more like Stephen Gerrard to me.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was more Mr Bean...

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You sound like my dad.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't this all a rip off of Douglas Adams' piece in Mostly Harmless...
...where Arthur Dent realises that he wouldn't even be able to tell a primitive civilisation how a toaster worked. I quote (ok, copy/paste)

"The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer them. He had been extremely chastened to realise that although he originally came from a world which had cars and computers and ballet and armagnac he didn't, by himself, know how any of it worked. He couldn't do it. Left to his own devices he couldn't build a toaster. He could just about make a sandwich and that was it. There was not a lot of demand for his services."

Fuck off back to Mock The Week, eeaaarrrhh, Dara.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post What she said

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this is an updated and repackaged reiteration of Adams' observation and joke
If he was repeating the words of Douglas Adams in a sci-fi comedy then I'd understand.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Still not original though.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:21, Reply)
This is a link post Difficult dinner fights back....
Great Dane is picked on by ikkle piggy.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That bacon is undercooked

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post thats muslim free bacon. right there

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I looked after a friend's Great Dane
for a month once, they are great dogs, that said, pigs are smarter than them.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post aaww
it's as cute as a little puppy.
but that's not what the dog thinks! "Someone make it stop!"
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post This pig wants to suck I think.
Dane is indifferent...
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a link post Ha Ha, Invisible man blow-jobs....
I am so mature it hurts sometimes....

SFW
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahaha!!!!!
Everyone loves mongoloid children:

asweetlemon.blogspot.co.uk/2011/04/im-coughing-girl-in-coughing-world.html
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont think she is
Thats how I look after a sneeze or two...
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This is a normal post I don't think she is either, it was wishful thinking on my behalf.

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I think I may be in trouble
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I LOL'd, then forwarded to friends pretending I made it up. Well, thats what the interent is for.
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This is a link post Nadine Dorries' Assistant gets a grilling, and doesn't seem to give a flying one
Part 2 here

From BBC Three Counties radio...

He sounds just as odious as she does
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)
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This is a normal post Better than The Office.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was uncomfortable
A deeply deserved grilling though.
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This is a normal post That was brilliant.
I'm looking forward to the grilling she gets when she gets out.

The fact that he's so confident people will vote for her again shows how arrogant they are and obviously how stupid they think the voters are.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Its a real shame but they keep voting for her even though shes fucking insane
She currently has a 15,152 (27.6%) majority.
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How you can have a job where you're voted in by people to represent those people and then just fuck off to appear on a tv programme is beyond me, it's negligence; she's not doing her job, she's doing fuck all but trying to stroke her own ego.

She's a politician and shouldn't be having an agenda of potentially being some kind of celebrity, it should be one or the other, it's like she's staying as a politician just so she's got a safety net in case this doesn't all go as planned and she doesn't get invited on Strictly Come Prancing or some such bollocks.

The people have only got themselves to blame if they vote her back in, now they know how much of a shit she actually gives about them.
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This is a normal post She's currently in a Tory safe seat.
They've elected Tories since 1931 - they'd probably vote for Jimmy Savile there if he was wearing a blue rosette.

I suspect that there'll be some careful examination of local opinion by the constituency party, and if it looks like she'd have a fight on her hands she'll find herself quietly sidelined.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Safe Tory seat
they could put up a broom and it would win
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This is a normal post haha!
The bloke being interviewed should have just put his fingers in his ears and gone 'LA LA LA LA LA LA LA'
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This is a normal post sad thing is
as odious as she already is, the more odious she is the more chance of getting a ITV2 documentary about her.
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This is a normal post she seems determined to be
the new Christine Hamilton
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This is a normal post I don't know
about anybody else, but I'm not allowed to take 4 weeks holiday at once. And if I simply take time off without a doctors certificate I get sacked.
Actually, if I COULD take 4 weeks off at once without my workplace suffering, I'd wonder what I actually did there in the first place, and so would others, no doubt.
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This is a link post May be GC, but who at ABC is a b3tian?

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This is a normal post Not me, i can't even say my ACB's.

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This is a normal post Did you go on that march?

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This is a link post Incredible Parkour 2012
Not my cup of tea, just makes me laugh how the French are the best at running away quickly...
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This is a normal post Banksy, Bansky, Murals, Graffiti, Bollards and Stairwells.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fguFfc5y3mo
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This is a normal post ha ha
Its like they acted out what everyone thinks....
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This is a normal post When I was at school
we used to look with suspicion at the boys who chose to do gymnastics instead of playing football. It's nice to see they're confident enough to do it in public now, instead of hiding away in the gym.
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This is a normal post At my school they made you do gymnastics with the girls as a punishment
I don't think they understood what they were doing to be honest.
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That basically...
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This is a normal post Isn't that the Isle of Man?

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This is a normal post I dont know
I havent even watched it, just knew parkour was a French thing. I think they should just jolly well grow up.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Would be cool if they made monkey sound fx whilst doing this.

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This is a normal post No,
A 'parp' like a clown horn upon landing...
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This is a normal post Parkour... aka, "running about a bit"

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This is a link post One Caress - Depeche Mode
Had this song in my head for a few days now. Rather lully.
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Do you mean that in a Dutch way?
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This is a normal post In the words of the Virgin Mary, come again?

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This is a normal post In the words of Joseph, you expect me to beleive that?.

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so many of theirs are, had a day or four with their first few albums just a couple of weeks back
www.youtube.com/watch?v=byvSCpWEbyI
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