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Nadine Dorries & the evangelical cuntwhore. These wizard worshippers think a 'womb blob' is worth more than a Woman
Hope the fucking moron dies in the jungle from septicaemia
Also the whole documentary is worth a gander just to marvel at the sheer retardation of god squadders - teaching kids the earth was made in 7 days etc ..ffs
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bonnie_prince_bob, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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Cheers, Ears.
I missed that Dispatches, but meant to watch. Then forgot.
[edit] though it makes me sad that the second nutter they speak to at that demonstration comes from Bristol :(
[EDIT EDIT] This bit made me smile, however: youtu.be/2gqhlRdOxJg?t=31m50s
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:55,
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Don't do a sad.
I'm sure there were plenty of other nutters left in Bristol whilst they were on their outting.
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Pig Bodine., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:15,
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*doublesads*
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:03,
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well it was,
there are only 7 days to make it in, count 'em...
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Seven, right there. And then you run out of fingers.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:11,
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*weeps at the scale of the rant he needs to write in order to even feel 0.5% better about things*
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:17,
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I'm watching the whole thing now,
it's like Brasseye, it's ridiculous.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:28,
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There's nothing more dangerous than the wrong idea in the wrong head.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:18,
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A horse with knives instead of a mane
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magnum, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:50,
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a bull in a landmine shop
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:59,
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A school swimming pool filled with paedophiles armed with erection activated nuclear warheads.
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:37,
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A giraffe fucking a orangutag
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:07,
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"Civilization will not attain perfection until the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest."
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thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:00,
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the last stone wouldn't be very high up though would it,
I don't think he's thought this one through.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:04,
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That priest might not see it and trip over and get a hurty knee.
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:10,
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and then a lorry delivering plate glass stops just in time...
OR DOES IT?
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:11,
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Ha
indeed.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:12,
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It could be a tiny, tiny priest...
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TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:20,
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You know I've quoted that one a few times before
but only today did I think exactly that! I rationalised the last stone could be some sort of megalith which would topple over, like Stonehenge squashing a druid.
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thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:31,
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Whilst the rantings of Dawkins etc can appear insensitive to the meek and innocent subscribers of magical beliefs -the fact is,that religious opinion should have no place whatsoever in the public/political forum and if the arrogance of 'militant atheism' is the only weapon available, then we should resign ourselves to equipping ourselves with its armoury and ridicule ,mock and belittle every fucking loon who dares to utter the word of the lord ,Allah or Gandalf with any degree of authority. its time to tell them all to go fuck themselves.
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bonnie_prince_bob, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:06,
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Dawkins spent too much time finding the reasons why religion sucks,
and not enough time reminding us why science is cool.
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:23,
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Absofuckinlutely agree with bonnie_prince_bob
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Piggyfiddler has Catholic Church approval to work with kids on, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 13:25,
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"Man will never truly be free until the last King is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."
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H.B.Mupps a-dooweyooweyooweyooweyooweyoowah!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 19:40,
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If there's any justice in the world
somebody will feed her to a dingo.
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RobDonkey, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:03,
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The DLT literary backlash begins...
Long time lurker etc...
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:25,
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Hello Lenny
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:32,
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come on, we've got to be days away from the revelation
of Edmunds' and Chegwin's spitroasting parties
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:33,
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It's a little know fact that his real full name is
Dave Lettuce & Tomato
(Thankyou Viz)
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Jimmers, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:50,
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and a nice squirt of mustard*
*man custard
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:05,
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Haha, I enjoyed this as much as Viz's revelation that Telly Savalas's real name was Television Savalas.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:19,
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hahaha
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:27,
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Did he wear 'Fila' tracksuits like the salivating savilator?
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Hoppitygoestotown Overmousingcausesfingercancer, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:05,
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www.dont-start-me-off.com/CelebInfo.php?celeb_id=364
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:22,
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Got to be Jim Davidson next.
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:15,
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Black Friday ........ Japan style.
I think they might be serious contenders for the British 'queuing crown'
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:01,
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No description
Outside a football stadium for some event, or the latest Iphone?
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:26,
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Attempt to break the bukkake world record.
At the front of the queue is Pissflaps, covered in almost a metric tonne of congealing man-porridge.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:28,
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I have a feeling the phrase 'challenge accepted' might be coming up soon.
Pissflaps in 'Man Fat Tsunami'
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:38,
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must be something about islands near continental land masses with maritime climates that makes for good queuing
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:34,
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Not the Irish tho'
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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doesn't count
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:39,
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I was in a queue with an Irish friend not long ago
There was one person getting served in front of us, we had only been waiting about 30 seconds, and he was already nearly spitting blood.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:03,
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We also both have history of running about the countryside with massive cutlery lopping off the heads of people that offend us.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:52,
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We Are Computer
I made this!
We love, hate, live, die, trust, obey, want, need the computer!
2 minute video from a new track of mine
Enjoy!
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Bobod I'm riding on all frequencies on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:27,
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OK Computer.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:40,
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This Can Robotic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEk1qHUlL9Y
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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fook yes!
haven't heard that before..loves a bit of Vibert!
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Bobod I'm riding on all frequencies on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:53,
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skills!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:57,
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Thanks :)
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Bobod I'm riding on all frequencies on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:54,
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woah that's pumped up mix!
cheers for the link :)
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Bobod I'm riding on all frequencies on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:12,
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Nice.
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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 1:49,
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Neither
ghostly nor a ball gown if you ask me. Also, bonus Savile horrors: www.amazon.co.uk/Ghostly-Ball-Gown-Size-Clothing/dp/B002TF1FP8/
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Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:12,
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Terrible product. The zip at the front is far too fiddly.
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Draconacticus Joystick waggler extraordinaire, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:16,
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hauntingly beautiful
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augsav <3, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:17,
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It might be a lobster ghost..
and they're balls aren't as glamorous as ours!
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Bobod I'm riding on all frequencies on, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:28,
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Ghost of Savile approves of this ball gown
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BertnotErnie, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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Why aren't ghosts naked?
How the fuck do their clothes pass into the afterlife?
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:12,
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shoes have soles
*groans*
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I_am_B, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:21,
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* /\ hands coat and manbag*/\
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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Look at him go!
The happiest penguin ever. Utter, utter floof.
PaC be damned!
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UltimateMonkey Pissflaps is a MASSIVE cat lover!, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:09,
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Good performance
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cancerik, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:12,
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Or the coldest penguin.
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chompedhomas, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:26,
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Hello again!
www.b3ta.com/links/890365
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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nah he's been penetrated by the gosh of zebedee
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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He's not happy, he's having a seizure and all the other penguins and zoo staff are ignoring him, hoping he dies because he's a cunt.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:12,
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he is a cunt
he's called Kelvin. What an utter cunt.
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:14,
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Kelvins are always cunts.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:01,
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As someone who spends a lot of time staring at penguins
I can confirm this is indeed the case
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:12,
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That's not snow
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Draconacticus Joystick waggler extraordinaire, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:13,
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Even better with metal
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iQ93L0jV6c
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Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:14,
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One day a penguin will learn to fly
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:45,
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PanC
A cat would never... etc
CaC
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:50,
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I would need some help
with this picture...
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cancerik, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:57,
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Try moving your fingers down,
on to the keyboard,
and typing "hello".
You're welcome.
/Edit - I apologise, you have been taking part... Nice to meet you, chap :-)
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:01,
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Hello
fellow ;)
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cancerik, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:07,
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:-)
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:52,
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He said hello yesterday!
YOYOYO OLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *CHEST BUMPS*
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:45,
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I must have been reading quietly, lol
Yo SKELMEISTER! *Nipple tweaks* How you doing, big boy?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:52,
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Yes mate all is good ! revising like a biatch.
*handshakes* www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzFZgBKXFLw
and yourself?
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:54,
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The girls at my primary school used to do that
Except they'd sing/chant in time.
I be ok, though tired. My alcoholic, sorry, Scottish housemates were drinking till late. I think I'd finally been asleep an hour when one of them burst in my room, waking me up.
"What the fuck do you want?", I gently enquired
"Have you got any cider I can have?", she posed
"What the fuck? No, fuck off!", was my razor sharp retort.
She had the gall to look shocked for a second before leaving. I've seen signs she's about today but she hasn't come and spoken to me. This may be because she's not used to being told "no", or it may be the spin cycle I put the washing machine on at 8am with cutlery all over the top.
What really took the piss was that this was 0150, and the shop over the road shuts at 0200...
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:34,
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HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Fair play to you!!!!
I empathise, I used to have house mates like that. Except mine were called parents. You should go and buy the cheapest nastiest white cider you can and lace it with laxatives for next time. :D
I'm just gonna pop out and see what this police comissioner business is about. It seems like a bit of a joke to me.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:42,
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Now that sounds like a plan!!
*Handshakes* www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzFZgBKXFLw
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:48,
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That top image can't be the original,
the sun's reflection is in the wrong place.
I can tell by the pixels me.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:07,
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Fuck off cunt
Just because you post a few two word replies, doesn't stop you from being a spammer.
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:51,
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That's our Mr Shit- harsh but fair.
...wait until his mate "deluxe" turns up.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:54,
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HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:56,
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Excuse me?
What should I say about this and what do I have to do with a random new user at b3ta? I mean, really?
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deluxe, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:54,
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Good ole' Mr shit, he gives us lemonade on weekends, then we pass out for a while, we normally walk home funny afterwards.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:57,
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I STILL CAN'T GET THE POTATO OUT!!!!
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:15,
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Oh bugger, he said we were having mashed potato for lunch tomorrow.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:20,
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That's some powerful felching you'll be doin' then.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:12,
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Funny pictures
but when will the internet start improving our individual, economic, political, and spiritual conditions????
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BertnotErnie, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:56,
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Drunk Swed.
Really how is this even possible? it's a fuckin' Segway.
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Nice to be Nice, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:56,
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Hello.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:10,
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Drunk's wed?
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Draconacticus Joystick waggler extraordinaire, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:14,
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Swed?
Is that like a Turni?
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:23,
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mangel wurze
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:00,
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minge worshi
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:42,
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Meat Weapons by Dimitri Tsykalov.
NSFW
Hur hur hur...meat weapons.
Seriously made me feel sick.
NSFW for some meaty boobage, NSFV* for bloody meat.
*vegetarians.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:47,
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I see you posed for him
www.dimitritsykalov.com/#meat
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:37,
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stearoid abuse ? what me?
www.dimitritsykalov.com/#meat
hhmmm no not hat but in the meat section number 6
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:45,
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Another arrest
Who could it be?
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Hoppitygoestotown Overmousingcausesfingercancer, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:46,
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And they haven't even started on /talk yet.
Many more arrests to come once they do.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:47,
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Dave Lee Travis apparently.
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Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:49,
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Alright Phillip Schofield.
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jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:53,
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Noel Edmonds.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:58,
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Swapcock.
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Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:03,
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We can only hope and pray
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BertnotErnie, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:59,
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Noel is actually a really nice bloke, it wasn't his fault his wife an off with her pilates instuctor.
Helens mum bought me an ice cream once, and Olivia (Noels daughter) was one of my first romances. He used to live just down the road from me, he had this wednesday drinking club, he got sick of pub prices so he built a pub inside his daughters riding school on his land. The bar was free then. Nice guy . Although he used to tell really shit jokes to the girls in the newsagents.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:13,
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Cilla Black.
You heard it here first.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:59,
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Surprise surprise.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:02,
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A lora lora muff.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:13,
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Haha!
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verylittlesound Babylon 5's a big pile of shit, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:08,
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Tony Blackburn.
Please let it be Tony Blackburn.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:02,
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Fucking hell.
The BBC should stand for Blatantly Buggering Children.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:36,
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I think that they should just leave childrens programming to al jazeera.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:08,
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Unnamed 73-year-old man
is that Lord Mc Alpine?
*gets coat*
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:45,
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Yes! Yes!
and thrice Yes! Now if they catch on to me forgetting to pay my TV license i can pretend i was boycotting the beeb and refusing to give them money for their legal bills.
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Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:58,
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100,000 stars
Explore our stellar neighbourhood. Science!
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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:08,
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This is really fucking cool.
And I encourage you to see it *.
* But after that, you can stop using Chrome and go back to Opera, please.
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mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:18,
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My browser bloody well does support WebGL thank you very much.
Stop trying to get me to install Chrome, I don't want it.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:22,
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But it's made by Teh Googles
Teh Googles is your friends.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:25,
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True
In the same way that Microsoft, Apple and NatWest are our friends. Group hugs!
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DinivanX Too old for my own good, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:36,
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Natwest recently decided they were going to stop sending me paper statements
Given their problems earlier this year I told them where to put that idea.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:18,
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Trash folder?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:50,
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hahaha...
i trust the googles
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:37,
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That is fuckin lovely
I for one welcome our google overlords.
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:33,
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Nice
but who's stolen Wolf 359?
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:36,
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I thought that!
Seeing the names of the local stars really reminds me of playing Elite as a kid...
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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:40,
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This
I remember Barnards Star and Fomalhaut with particular fondness.
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:44,
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The Barnards Star - Sol run was agreeably profitable
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:52,
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Spent most of my time trading between Eta Cass. and AC+79° 3888
Yes I did just Google the star map, why do you ask?
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:56,
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Eve Online
Is the evolution of Elite/Frontier for the modern world. Steep learning curve though.
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DinivanX Too old for my own good, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:15,
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I've been reminiscing with Oolite
www.oolite.org/about
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Siechotic, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:35,
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*saves for later*
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DinivanX Too old for my own good, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:30,
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Tragic story, makes me sad to be Irish
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:01,
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It's made all my Irish friends (and me) very angry.
One of many articles here.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:20,
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Gawd, fascinating.
...and horrific, obviously.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:32,
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I have been so angry about a public issue in my life
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:44,
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disgrace that stuff like this happens.
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Cockweasle, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:24,
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it's absolutely fucking heartbreaking
and I hope it haunts all those responsible to their graves
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Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:26,
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This is one of the many reasons why Catholicism and their belief system should be outlawed.
Bunch of medievil idiots.
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:27,
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along with the rest of them
If you're going to ban one group of hypocritical bigots, you might as well ban the lot of them
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Cockweasle, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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this is unfair on medievle idiots
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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Religion
pisses everyone off again
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Queef In a Jar, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:29,
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Ironically, this may just be a nail in the coffin of such laws.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:47,
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Superstitious twunts
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:48,
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To be fair
while the insidious Catholic culture of our past does lie at this things roots, it's a political failure going back years, scared right-wing governments unwilling to do anything, repeated weakly worded, piss-poor referenda (we love those fuckers over here, government blames public, or vica-versa, if anything fucks up as a result; no-one wins) leading to inertia.
This woman's horrific death has hit a nerve, and a planned demo and march on the Dáil (parliament) on Saturday will hopefully be huge, with no cunts coming to get nasty or violent, that's all we need for the hand-wringing moral fuckwits.
Talking here to other readers rather than OP, methinks. Off now for a fag and a calm down.
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George Blank is an idiot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:56,
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I plan to march Saturday
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:57,
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Me too
most definitely.
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George Blank is an idiot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:20,
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Make sure you take some eggs to throw
I'll give you 500 bonus internet points if they're fertilized (by a rooster you sick bastard).
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:39,
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Gay pride march?
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pissflaps., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:23,
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Ignires
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 18:20,
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Half man half biscuit
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Hoppitygoestotown Overmousingcausesfingercancer, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:27,
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99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:29,
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there's nothing better than drawing on the sole of your slipper with a biro
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quackpipe proud supporter of internet fanny works, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:57,
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erm
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:22,
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go on
spit it out
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OnionTerror, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:26,
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sorry
That was my Dara O'brian impression.
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:31,
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Sounded more like Stephen Gerrard to me.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:46,
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I thought it was more Mr Bean...
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Queef In a Jar, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:50,
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You sound like my dad.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:26,
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Isn't this all a rip off of Douglas Adams' piece in Mostly Harmless...
...where Arthur Dent realises that he wouldn't even be able to tell a primitive civilisation how a toaster worked. I quote (ok, copy/paste)
"The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer them. He had been extremely chastened to realise that although he originally came from a world which had cars and computers and ballet and armagnac he didn't, by himself, know how any of it worked. He couldn't do it. Left to his own devices he couldn't build a toaster. He could just about make a sandwich and that was it. There was not a lot of demand for his services."
Fuck off back to Mock The Week, eeaaarrrhh, Dara.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:07,
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What she said
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:16,
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I think this is an updated and repackaged reiteration of Adams' observation and joke
If he was repeating the words of Douglas Adams in a sci-fi comedy then I'd understand.
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BertnotErnie, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:05,
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Still not original though.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:21,
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Difficult dinner fights back....
Great Dane is picked on by ikkle piggy.
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:01,
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That bacon is undercooked
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DinivanX Too old for my own good, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:06,
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thats muslim free bacon. right there
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:23,
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I looked after a friend's Great Dane
for a month once, they are great dogs, that said, pigs are smarter than them.
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:07,
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aaww
it's as cute as a little puppy.
but that's not what the dog thinks! "Someone make it stop!"
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OnionTerror, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:29,
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This pig wants to suck I think.
Dane is indifferent...
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:44,
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Ha Ha, Invisible man blow-jobs....
I am so mature it hurts sometimes....
SFW
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:54,
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Hahahahahaha!!!!!
Everyone loves mongoloid children:
asweetlemon.blogspot.co.uk/2011/04/im-coughing-girl-in-coughing-world.html
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:57,
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I dont think she is
Thats how I look after a sneeze or two...
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:59,
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I don't think she is either, it was wishful thinking on my behalf.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:01,
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:D
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:07,
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oh my... massive office LOL
I think I may be in trouble
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:37,
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Genius!
I LOL'd, then forwarded to friends pretending I made it up. Well, thats what the interent is for.
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Queef In a Jar, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:03,
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Haha, nice
I'm looking at these and thinking "I've had worse blowjobs"
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:29,
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:)
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:54,
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The woman strangling herself is the best
I beat my personal best - 8.2 seconds.
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BertnotErnie, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:08,
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Simple and effective.
Well played sir, well played.
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da5id something witty here, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 10:24,
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Nadine Dorries' Assistant gets a grilling, and doesn't seem to give a flying one
Part 2 here
From BBC Three Counties radio...
He sounds just as odious as she does
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:42,
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that's fantastic
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:10,
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Better than The Office.
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:34,
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Well that was uncomfortable
A deeply deserved grilling though.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:45,
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That was brilliant.
I'm looking forward to the grilling she gets when she gets out.
The fact that he's so confident people will vote for her again shows how arrogant they are and obviously how stupid they think the voters are.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:12,
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Its a real shame but they keep voting for her even though shes fucking insane
She currently has a 15,152 (27.6%) majority.
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PhillieJoe, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:24,
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How you can have a job where you're voted in by people to represent those people and then just fuck off to appear on a tv programme is beyond me, it's negligence; she's not doing her job, she's doing fuck all but trying to stroke her own ego.
She's a politician and shouldn't be having an agenda of potentially being some kind of celebrity, it should be one or the other, it's like she's staying as a politician just so she's got a safety net in case this doesn't all go as planned and she doesn't get invited on Strictly Come Prancing or some such bollocks.
The people have only got themselves to blame if they vote her back in, now they know how much of a shit she actually gives about them.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:34,
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She's currently in a Tory safe seat.
They've elected Tories since 1931 - they'd probably vote for Jimmy Savile there if he was wearing a blue rosette.
I suspect that there'll be some careful examination of local opinion by the constituency party, and if it looks like she'd have a fight on her hands she'll find herself quietly sidelined.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:51,
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Safe Tory seat
they could put up a broom and it would win
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:57,
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haha!
The bloke being interviewed should have just put his fingers in his ears and gone 'LA LA LA LA LA LA LA'
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Queef In a Jar, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:36,
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Lovely stuff
squirming or what!
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:50,
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sad thing is
as odious as she already is, the more odious she is the more chance of getting a ITV2 documentary about her.
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:03,
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she seems determined to be
the new Christine Hamilton
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:57,
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I don't know
about anybody else, but I'm not allowed to take 4 weeks holiday at once. And if I simply take time off without a doctors certificate I get sacked.
Actually, if I COULD take 4 weeks off at once without my workplace suffering, I'd wonder what I actually did there in the first place, and so would others, no doubt.
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TheSundaeLunch, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:29,
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May be GC, but who at ABC is a b3tian?
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:55,
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Not me, i can't even say my ACB's.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:55,
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hey dont look at me i cant even spell that
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fluffybunnykiller see you later alligater in a while peadophile, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:29,
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well, it wasn't me.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 14:06,
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Did you go on that march?
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pissflaps., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:49,
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Incredible Parkour 2012
Not my cup of tea, just makes me laugh how the French are the best at running away quickly...
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:32,
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Banksy, Bansky, Murals, Graffiti, Bollards and Stairwells.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fguFfc5y3mo
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:35,
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ha ha
Its like they acted out what everyone thinks....
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:45,
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Hopscotch has came a long way.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:49,
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When I was at school
we used to look with suspicion at the boys who chose to do gymnastics instead of playing football. It's nice to see they're confident enough to do it in public now, instead of hiding away in the gym.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:55,
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At my school they made you do gymnastics with the girls as a punishment
I don't think they understood what they were doing to be honest.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:57,
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You know those days where you find out you've been doing something all wrong?
That basically...
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:17,
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Mmm. Butterscotch
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DinivanX Too old for my own good, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:56,
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PEAPL AR ORSUMS!!!
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:57,
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That's no moon at 3.03
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:07,
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That's your momma
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BertnotErnie, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 10:25,
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Razor-sharp repartee.
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Badger Catapult Cabaret, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:38,
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Isn't that the Isle of Man?
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notoolsovernight ...deadline missed, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:00,
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I dont know
I havent even watched it, just knew parkour was a French thing. I think they should just jolly well grow up.
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:21,
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Would be cool if they made monkey sound fx whilst doing this.
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Sherbets Leaf, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:09,
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No,
A 'parp' like a clown horn upon landing...
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robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:23,
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Parkour... aka, "running about a bit"
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mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 12:24,
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One Caress - Depeche Mode
Had this song in my head for a few days now. Rather lully.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:26,
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Do you mean that in a Dutch way?
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tomma turn around an bite you every time, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:28,
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In the words of the Virgin Mary, come again?
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:29,
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In the words of Joseph, you expect me to beleive that?.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 9:50,
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Brilliant song
so many of theirs are, had a day or four with their first few albums just a couple of weeks back
www.youtube.com/watch?v=byvSCpWEbyI
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macroscian likes people, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:55,
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