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This is a link post Weetabix withdraw a stupid character name
ronseal
 (I helped save b3ta! horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Office grin
Cos laughing would interrupt the tomb like silence of dieing dreams
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awww
Chin up. At least they're not fully dead... yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just use my arse to do this.
Works the same way.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post *politely declines omelette*

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post i do belive old bean that you appear to be behind the times

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post On the countrary, whilst this technique for separation of yolk from the albumen has been demonstrated before
I do not believe this person is the one who was responsible for the original culinary presentation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post This appears to be
complicated food preparation. Does not compute. Break egg, fry like hell, take battery out of smoke alarm (again), pick out bits of shell, serve.

Throw in bin, phone Chinese take-away.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's my kind of cooking!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post People come from MILES around when I cook!
Usually they are paramedics, but occasionally the police
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Deleted
Plz ignore, apparently been posted numerous times. Apologies!
 (spinoza, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post GC and airC too.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure that I understand
.. was this already posted? If so, I'll see if I can remove it
 (spinoza, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better not.
Then you'll have pushed something off the board for nought. Now we at least have something to scrawl cocks on :)
 (Haz, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Norwegian airliner CDC
is becoming the new Scrunt/German Forklift/Glasscock.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post we've seen it before but at least you didn't make it worse by deleting it.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Dirty looks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I've never seen it.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Curry!
Right, this may be a bit spammy, but I love curry and until now I have never found a curry paste that does quick home curry making any justice.

These pastes are f'king wonderful, dead simple to use - following the basic guide on the label will have you a truly surprisingly awesome curry in no time.

I met this lady a few times now at our local food festival thingy and thought I best share, but held back on spam principles; but now she has a free recipe download, so it's not all spam it's a link to a free recipe guide. (Getting the recipe download is a bit convoluted, mind you, as they havn't got a real website man yet seemingly)

If you don't want to signup gaz me
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Based on your recomendation, I ordered one.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post great stuff
Let me know what you think! I normally add extra onions and some peppers and a touch more of yoghurt, the trick I find is to slowly sweat and brown the onions and keep it nice n thick throughout. The recipe in the package is literally 3 stage :)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would order but I make my pastes from scratch.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I often do too
But it's a right faff and the smell permeates everything for days and days - especially if you overcook the seeds slightly - easy to do on my shite electric top... But the risk is worth it when having people round. However, this paste is as good as any base I have ever made...
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I recommend these and their website is birdy num num.

mdhspices.com/
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!
Love that site
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just go for the real thing:
www.britishcornershop.co.uk/product.asp?id=16070
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Philistine
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post *voms*

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cue flame war
Pataks ready made sauces are pants, horrid. But the Tandoori Paste is fkn gorgeous, lemony, zingy, tangy and reasonably spiceh. Their pastes are much better than anything else they do.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its like
they've rubbed sand in it
 (I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Along similar lines (sort of)
An old friend of mine (whose parents, coincidentally, are both indian) cooked the simplest meal: salmon fillets covered with tandoori masala mixed with greek yoghurt. Left for an hour then baked.
Very, very nice indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fish curries can be very nice.
My local takaway does very nice Salmon Birran and melt in your mouth scollops.
I thought you were Vege vegie vegy a Brocoli botherer though?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Started eating fish recently. Which I can sort of morally justify....
OH OKAY IM WORSE THAN HITLER POSTING LINKS ON /TALK
Also- anyone know when QotW turned so fucking nasty? There seems to be a hardcore clique of shitcunts arbitrarily doling out vileness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It got really nasty
gradually over the last six months or so.

And fish curry is lovely.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post A while ago.
The relentless piss-taking used to be entertaining. Now it just seems a bit odd. It should be closed for good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wrong with eating fish
Ultimate free range food, if you dont eat it another fish will.
Very good for you and environmentally friendly.
Nigel Slaters got some lovely recipes for smoked mackerel that you should check out.

welcome to the darkside
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post My old dive instructor
wouldn't eat fish, because so much fish is farmed which is destructive on a crazy scale. It actually takes many fish to feed a single farmed fish, so it's actually insane.

That was his point anyway, made sense.

Add that the disease and pollution that comes with the intense monocultures of fish farms. It's a terrible terrible ting *tut tut* terrible.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was mainly Salmon that was farmed?
I try to only buy line caught myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only eat the stuff I catch
...and I'm a terrible fisherman so we don't have much fish in this household
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I lived near the coast i'ld fish
There's only freshwater near me and that doesn't taste too good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Cool Unicorn Bruv

(zef, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Marketing Agency you say??
Looks up agency. Loads up spam cannon. aims. fires.
Edit: I can't find them, wtf is this advertising? I've found Unicorn media, who basically insert ads into video content, so they're wankers, but ...
Second Edit: Right I'm going to spam every media company I can find with the name Unicorn in. *avenger mode engaged*
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post LBi
Their shutter is in the background, I'm assuming it's them since they are a digital agency.

I'll leave now, I've given away too much.
 (DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post So gay

(MikeMcDime, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Merry Christmas… I made this!
… and other, more politically correct ways of saying the above. Here's a festive animation to really get you in the mood. Now drop your pants.

(Still debating whether to take this character further and make it into a small series…)
(woahbot WHOA!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooof, dark!
but love it, have a christmas click from me

edit: and yes, need more episodes
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks :D
This episode is mega vague, but I want to explore the origins and present SHR00 in future episodes.

Also, SHR = Sad Holiday Robot. Episodes will only be released on — and relate to — calendar holidays/celebrations/card company scams!
 (woahbot WHOA!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post awesome!!
liking the tunes too, that's tops!
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crackin'

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was ace!

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hehehe
Silly robot. Laptop is not turkey
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a link post World Air Forces 2013
PDF Link
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Geektastic!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I 've been thinking of invading a country,
and now think my best options are Bhutan or The Bahamas. Anyone fancy joining me?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post could probably do it for about £13 million
plus £5000 for catering of course
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This is a normal post damn it
i've got the £13 million but don't have the extra £5K for catering. Do kickstarter allow fundraising for private army invasions?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post still cheaper than the olympics

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This is a normal post Never
fight a land war in Asia.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Asia fight a war in Neverland

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a link post There is no defence against this Carrier killer

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting to see how it actively tips to horizontal and then sets off.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's an unnecessarily Thunderbirds launch sequence

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it Irish?
"Take that, Yakhont!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post South Korea's the other way!
I told you to use a map....look stop here and ask him for directions. What do you mean you know where you're going? We're lost aren't we Dave!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
Thanks for this post
 (MikeMcDime, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wheee!

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Eagle POV

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why can't I hear the motor?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has owner hasn't stuffed him
and turned him into a helicopter yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Puppetty shenanigans!

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow the music is like
some Romanian CEFAX music. shocking! Cool bird though :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Crapping Paper™ - the wrapping paper that ruins the surprise! I made this!
A stupid thing I crapped out, just in time for those last minute presents you didn't really think about.



Choose a classic Crapping Paper™ or make your own. Then print out your own Christmas spoiler.
 (I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.
It is a nice idea, and I have advertised it to my social network, by sharing a link with a personal endorsement.

I am every marketer's wet dream.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would that I was marketing a product other than my own ego.
I have wet myself with gratitude. Many thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post *clickety-click*

(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love your username
Just thought I'd tell you.
 (I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is
Brillzorz!!! All my seasonal gifts will be ruined this year!! Christmas Clicky for you
 (horsethroat chewing on life's gristle on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post if only i had a printer

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This is a normal post One of the top reasons for getting a job in an office.

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post nick one for me would you?

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This is a normal post An office?
I'm not sure if I could hide that under my coat.
 (I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most excellent

(Sherbs, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
and woo :D
 (I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Some great T-Shirts
Today I'm doing my Christmas shopping (from my desk) and came across these t-shirts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post My Christmas shopping:
Dad: Tools, Booze.
Mum: Books, slippers.
Grandad: Books, Booze.
Grandma: Jigsaw puzzle, vouchers.

Sorted most of that out off of the internet this morning and now I just need to go to the off licence at the weekend for the rest. I don't know why people find Christmas shipping so stressful...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not disimilar to mine
apart from I have 3 kids which is the difficult bit!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get them booze.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\/\/\/\/\
And slippers. Everyone likes booze and slippers.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post they get more coverage than your average psychiatric patient
also slight TJ; but she did actually have a name bbc, is Jacinta Saldanha to be remembered as 'Royal hoax nurse'?

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This is a normal post yes, it's more sensationalist.

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funny because every time I read the headline i was like
"She has a fucking name" as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post For the sake of a headline, that's not necessarily a problem.
Face it: most readers won't know (or care) about her real name, so wouldn't click a link that used it. They would be more likely to click this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck the clicks!

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This is a normal post This is, sadly, true
and goes head-to-head with the rabid mistaken shout-outs of the Connecticut shooter's name.
Fucking fucking press.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's an official position.
Like a Royal Food Taster. Stops any deadly pranks from reaching the Queen.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was a hoax nurse!
Hoax nurses, coming over here stealing our hoax nurse jobs!.
 (onemunki Down there for dancing, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
All we need are the Harry Krishna gang involved and we've got a remake of GTA 2 :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then anonymous released their home addresses
morichesdaily.com/2012/12/pure-evil-westboro-cult-plans-gathering-sandy-hook-elementary/
 (tichy, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's a direct link to Anonymous' documentation
it's fascinating reading:

pastebin.com/pCTSgLTJ

Also this was amusing a few months ago:


 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post You Have To Give It To Them...
they have balls, and tits, of steel.

Pretty much everyone who has ever heard of them hates their guts already. But they thrive on twisting the law in their favor. They rely on the 1st Amendment which says:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances"

And then they sue the fuck out of any town/county/state that abrogates their right to freely assemble outside of the funeral of a dead soldier or, in this case, murdered kids. They also sue the fuck out of the police fail if they fail to protect them. And they win, most of the time, because lawfully, they're fucking right.....

But I can fantasize, hope for, dream - that the next person who goes postal in Newtown does it to these pricks. And then pleads justifiable homicide and insists on a jury trial.

Cos I can't see any jury, anywhere in America, voting to convict...

Bleh..
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've always thought they actually provide a good service
of showing the dangers of believing the bible too literally.

I'm sure they are both too extreme and too weird to have converted many people.

People like the Pope are far more dangerous who obfuscate their nastier ideas and do have a following.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ... it's an avalanche of cunts over there.
No shame, no dignity to these people. None at all. When you make the KKK look like less objectionable than they have any right to be (in relation to you) then you're about as low as a cunt can go. People should throw water-bombs loaded with piss at them or something - a drive-by pissing. Maybe mount a woodchipper facing them from the other side of the street and empty bags of manure into it - a shitstorm if you will.
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Classic swingin' Christmas tune
But it gets extra points as Ella Fitzgerald drops an "I love horses" bomb at the end that predates b3ta by several decades.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
where the hell did that come from at the end
 (boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Ensemble Imeri
It's a choir from Tbilisi.
I heard this on R3 last night, and it's stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I hear stuff like this I always wonder how many centuries back these tunes go. Haunting stuff
(although a bit glitchy on the soundtrack, unless it's my headphones)
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope: it's a bit glitchy for me, too.
A shame.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Incidentally:
I'm having trouble getting YouTube to behave with Safari. I can watch embedded vids here, but the site itself refuses to load them: I get all the accoutrements, but a black box where the viewing panel should be.

Any suggestions about what's gone squiffy? It all seemed fine until a couple of days ago...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been having this too.
Might try downloading Firefox.
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Unjammable radar
Its Monday morning, and your brains are probably all fried from the weekend, but here's an interesting idea for defeating radar jamming techniques.

Or if that's too much to cope with this time of the morning, here's a kitten.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Urrghhh! *opts for kitten pic*

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post So all that cash the USA! USA! USA! have spent on stealth aircraft has been wasted.
Ho hum.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno mind
that plane bombed that school very well this week, while being piloted by a whale from the Thames.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not necessarily
At least not because of this. Remember stealth planes aren't completely invisible even today - as was demonstrated in the Balkans.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a link post The 12 Penalties of Christmas I made this!

(iamthemonkey is Brian Blessed's sex pet, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hellooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like all their stuff

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Hello from a piss puddle, a spot of electronic pop. Produced by Diamond Duggal. I made this!
I've been helping Sofie Guillois Larsen alias Hi World with some lyrics for her new electronica project. There's also a xmas song...

I confess the genre is not my favourite, but hopefully there are a few people here that appreciate these sounds.
 (Dr Frank, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a link post More bridge-building shennagans I made this!
Day 4 of our Meccano bridge project, today the bridge will finally support itself! Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kewl beanz

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's ace!
Might have to go and check it out
 (I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post And they say Americans don't know how to use irony.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, the more I look at this
the more bizarre it becomes. Automatic weapons as the ideal Christmas present?? What the fuck?
 (Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post especially as you'll need it for the apocalypse 4 days prior to that

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love one for christmas

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, only $299.99 an xmas bargain!
Thanks.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha ow

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a shallow and pathetic society that place is

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's foreign types for you.
I hear their President is promising tighter controls.
Let's see if he has better luck on this promise than his others.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post oof surely that cannot be real

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'an accident'
Should it have been on a different page....?

That would have made it alright.

www.heraldonline.com/2012/12/15/4486985/the-herald-apologizes-for-ad-placement.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boring but relevant
I've worked in newspaper ad departments. From the point of view of the page planners (the people who stick ads in the paper) they're just spaces with serial numbers. You stick a 15 x 2 ad in on page 20, and that's all you know, rather than knowing that you're sticking a gun ad next to an article about a school shooting.

Of course, ideally you would check, but when editions are being closed late because of a big breaking news story or last minute advertising demand, there isn't time to thoroughly check the context of every ad versus the page content.

TLDR: It's probably some stressed newspaper employee on a deadline trying to fit ads into the edition without paying attention to where they are going to run.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post As editor
"Multiple editors worked on the page and should have noticed the problem" is a bit of a cop out. Ultimately, the managing editor is responsible for what is/isn't published.

Even if the magazine was at the presses, there would have been time to pull that advert. It would have cost a small fortune, but surely that expense would have been better than tarnishing a newspaper's reputation.

I once had to 'apologise' for something that was published that I knew nothing about and was someone else's 'fault'. But ultimately I had bite my lip and take the flak, because I'm the so-called 'editor' - and I should have noticed. However, I *never* would have published an apology implying that others working on the page should have noticed the problem.

I also wonder how many similar adverts the newspaper regularly publishes?
 (ccc, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post This doesn't surprise me, it's just capitalism, there's no morality judgement in making a profit.
Until they figure out there's no difference between shooting a load of foreign kids and shooting their own kids they ain't going to change.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft.
Yeah, it wasn't just a cock-up then? Inappropriate ad placements are hardly an American invention. You're also talking out of your arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want to comment on this cos it makes me so sad/angry
But I can't get the words right - WTF America, WTF?
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post i want to comment on this too... there are no words to express
the level of sadness and anger i have experienced in the last few days, it will probably just result in me crying again... i would like to say one thing then i am gone again. one small town newspaper in SC does not represent America. yes it is fucked up. what occurred on friday is indescribably awful... but to everyone judging an entire country and its society as a whole please stop. i cant take anymore horribleness. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I take it you are a citizen of the USA then?
I'll agree with you that there has been too much American bashing going on over this.

End of the day you guys are in charge of your own future.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes, i am.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I offer you a cuddle, American person.
(cuddles).
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks :)

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Murreka

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair...it's not just them...

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell.
that's so so wrong
why can't i stop laughing? ha ha ha
 (boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:07, , Reply)

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